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jay aaaarrrgh!!

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abaddon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

Groan, but yay!

Why does he fly the Jolly Roger on his eye?

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

god knows

first one i found on google!

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abaddon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

My Dad, well kinda

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Coprolite, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

can we have a Wacki Iraqi challi, next week?

... go on... topical innit? Quick before it's all over! launch some love

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

SPAM

Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

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?!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

Where's Hetz

when you need him?

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

wha....

...?

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

please don't repost!

it's lovely, but really you should avoid posting it twice in quick succession. trust me on this =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

ah,, yes....

.... must have slipped. but hey!! I didnt post the pic, did I?

have I made the weasels angry?

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

nah

but don't do it again, or i'll zap you! =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

boooo

ok. on with the Saddam one ;)

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

so er, who's the guy in it?

it is really good. i've watched it twice now, and i think maybe one more time just to listen to the song :)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

spacefish!

are you spaceghost? woo!

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freshlegs, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

never fear, citizen

i am he

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

The art community wondered at his amazing vision.

He had a great eye for detail.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

I hated this seemingly everlasting meme..

..and then the pics just keep getting better and
better and better! Woo to you! :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

Who started it,

anyway?

(Mr Chuckles, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

Its been around for years I think.

One of the original shops.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

That long?

Wow. I seem to remember it just starting, and I haven't been around for that long.

(Mr Chuckles, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

Oh well.

I may be wrong.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

You're probably right,

it most likely died down until somebody revived it.

(Mr Chuckles, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

He is real

Is it?

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

i think you

need some more black there...

black....black like the night that is my mind....

...they come to get me...in the deepest despair of my exsistence...arrrrrrggghhhhhh

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

Humphrey's fort is indestructible*!

* Almost.

(More Humphrey & Duncan)

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?!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

Yay

Humphrey and Duncan are fighting

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

Why is everyone so hung up on conflict around here?

Have some love. I made this for a Helena who donated and said Humphrey was her favourite.

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?!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

I was giving the animation the yay

not the fact they were fighting

Now go and do some more stuff :-)

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

I'm busy watching Enterprise.

I will later.

(gone, so don't even bother with the sarcastic response about how bad it is!)

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?!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

Amazing

Republican Guard Humphrey?

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

No. Absolutely not.

This is not a war-related post.

(Genuinely... I didn't even think it could be taken as that!)

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?!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

All I see is war

WARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWAR
On every station, channel and website :(

Hurrah for Humphrey and Duncan!

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

And all I see is

rwar rwar rwar... is something wrong with my eyes?

(Mr Chuckles, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

Rwar Rwar?

Posh Lion noises. Rwaaaar!

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

where's

the gold taps

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

/me protests

"No to war!"
Oh, sod it - baby's gonna have his bottle anyway :)

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

Snuggles, strokes, warm blankets.....

A Jedi craves not these things.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

Oh, I say!

That's rather woo.

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?!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

Lovely!

And allows me to repost this rubbish too!

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

get

lots of cuddles, you will.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

Woo!

Nice :)

(Mr Flibble, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

J2 Productions brings you a Mel Gibson Film...

HASTINGS

The idea goes in America the film producers' discussion runs a little like this...

"We need to authenticifize this film!"
"But how?"
"We need a well known Brittish actor who's popular, and can wingafy us some Oscars..."

Rated 18

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

True.

***Threadjack***

Hotmail is all part of M$'s plan to take over the planet...

My Hotmail account access from Outlook Express went crazy a couple of days ago, so I deleted it (in Outlook) & started again.

I've just had an email from hotmail which basicly says that accessing a hotmail account from inside Outlook is a bit iffy.

remember kids, Beta is latin for 'still doesn't work...'

This is the biggest software company on the planet, they can (& do) use their software to kill or neuter competitors with quite amazing skill.
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY GET THEIR EMAIL PROGRAM TO WORK PROPERLY WITH THEIR EMAIL SERVICES?
/rant

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Duncan Disorderly, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

Its your fault

all your fault. You are single handedly responsible for the rise of Microsoft and I will spit on the graves of your children.
did I over-react?

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

hey

I used to work there y'know (MS UK)

blindin company to work for. makes everything else seem a bit crap

(Lord Of The Dunce, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

get a pop3 account from someone good

simple

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

back to spacefish eh?

Cognito not working?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

yeah

they were supposed to deliver a parcel, but it didn't get through

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

You spaz

that "email" is generated EVERY time you connect to a Hotmail account from Outlook Express for the "first" time (i.e. when you make a new OE account)... Because yes, it's still a trial service, and depending on your computer, your internet connection, and the load on their servers, yes it may happen to go tits-up sometimes.

At least they're trying to make webmail more accessible - Yahoo used to allow POP access then decided to charge, cnuts.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

I have pop3 and smtp

with Yahoo for nowt. Just sign up for 'Yahoo delivers' and the fewest newsletters possible. I don't even remember receiving anything from it to be honest.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

I did that

but I'm on .com, not .co.uk, and they removed the free pop access over a year ago.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

Ouch.

Seems the .co.uk services are a lot more conducive to giving out freebies the the .coms
I don't even get a Yahoo .sig added to my mails.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

The Henle one

is about the kidney

one person knew that

Just typical Alan Rickman gags

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

Twelve Thirty on Wednesday

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partychancer, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

the pirates had many enemies...

but the most irritating were the woodworm...

evening all and sorry... that was quite poor... i need a new muse... anyone want to volunteer? :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR : )

poor li'l woodworm...

I'm hummusless too I'm afraid : (

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

aww bless, he's got a budgie on his shoulder!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

muse is a top word!

if you got a secondhand one i'll trade you for a large packet of bourbon creams (condition of bodywork not important)

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Mosschops, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

i would be happy to be a muse

if i didn't dislike the idea.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

i know what

ya mean

i'm struggling so much i think i need to squeeze my head and see if i can muster something, so frustrating.

anyway, how ya doin?

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

oooh... i can give you a hand...

to squeeze your nose...

does that help? :-)
aarrgghhh... ridiculously slow response... msn problems... if i'd known it would be so slow i'd have animated it [sigh]...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

repost time!

cgi.fucksocks.co.uk/?pid=pierat !!!!!!

/runs away again

Edit: And I'll lend you a muse. Showbiz? OOS? Hullaballo? The DVD? T-Shirts? Badges? Keyrings? MP3s? Videos? *obsessive fan*

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stevierar, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

yarr!

lovely artwork!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

haha

nice worm

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

ya-haaarrrrrrgh!!!!

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abaddon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

yaaar

that be wonderful! scurvy woodworm!

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freshlegs, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

woo

yarrrrrrrr

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barnesy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

get the

little fucker!

does anyone know why after creating a new group on msn and uploading nothing to it it says I have used 2.9 of my 3mb by the way?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

I believe

you would have to create a new profile to get more free space

woo pic, very camp ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

hehe squish

you sure that isn't how much space you have left?

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Spoon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

nah

just created it - but does it may take into consideration all your groups created under the same id put together?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

could be

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Spoon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

well

that seems to be the problem. Hmm - maybe I should buy some hosting.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

Noooooo!!!

He'll never play guitar again! :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

yay!

Love the pic, but I hated their second album.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

It was the difficult

'experimental' one ;)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

yeah

there were too many screaming marmosets on track 4 for my liking.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

how spiderman´s hand look under the costume

spider day!!!

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Laini, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

computer spiders don't scare me.

I'd just like to say the new Honda Accord commercial is very nice and is based on an artist who's been doing that kind of stuff for ages which is also nice.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

The physics in it

are absolute bollocks though.

Evenin' all, just passing through

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bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

the things rolling like they are rolling downhill could just be done by having it downhill but doing the room/wall up to hide it or other general tv tricks - it's been 'tidied up' for the advert.

The artist guy really does do these things though - some take hours to complete their cycle.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

is there

an online repository?

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:02, archived)

I can't remember the name

But am inverstigating.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

It's a piece of piss

to fake it - it's just that there are a couple of places where the momentum should have stopped it.

I assumed the entire thing was faked - respect to the artist if (s)he does this for real...

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bob dinosaur, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:02, archived)

evening

sir, concurred and yet how beautious the ad is.How went saturday? me? unsurprisingly I got hideously bent on druckqs! yay! ;)

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

I nearly posted that last night after I saw it!

It's lovely, isn't it!

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

this?

www.honda.co.uk/newcars/accord.html

truly wonderful.

(maddave, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:06, archived)

ARGH!

Spiders! Gettit away from me!

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

I once heard this story

about this lady who a Snickers© bar that was infested with spider eggs. Long story short, her head exploded in a flurry of starved-spider disgustingness.

This really happened! I read it on the internet so it HAS to be true!

(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

woah!

that reminds me of
a guy who bought a kinder egg and
it was full of worms!

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Laini, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

Perhaps

but was he delirious for a week because his brain was being constantly bitten by hundreds of wolf spiders?

(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

i guess not

but still *yuck*

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Laini, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:06, archived)

Evening....

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

aaiiiiiiiii

it's like those things you have to stop doorshitting the walls when you open them.
Yay.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

É muito bom

but kinda disturbing at the same time

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

Awww frapcakes

My eBay auctions end on the 9th, and still no bidders!

Who likes games? C'mon, I'm poor!

List of stuff being sold
Edit: ALL PRICES LOWERED, ignore what the geocities page says

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

why not just link to your ebay page that lists everything you're selling; then you won't have the bandwidth issues.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)

Or why not

spam your auctions on a messageboard FOR TEH HUMOURS!!!!111

Evenin' folks. I am ill and I broke an exam today I think.

*edit* and I don't even know what I'm talking about so go easy.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

how can you

break an exam?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

Tried it out.

Broke it.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

I still don't see how

it could be broked by using it.

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bigdave, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

my girlfriend

failed a landlaw essay she found out today, so just pretend the sympathy I am expelling from my pores is directed to you too.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

You can have your name back now

I got bored of being you

;)

Nah, I'm off now, thought it unfair to keep it overnight

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

thanks

chicken.
and I dont even resent the £140 I paid to get it back from you.
greedy
bastard.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

Thanks man.

Tell her I'm exuding sympathy for her too. Oozing, green sympathy.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

This to do with your ADI bid?

I finally took my Pt.1 and pissed it, and need to start pt.2 training...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

I think

that's Flanflinger...

btw, is 'pissed it' good or bad?

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

It's good

and I'm sorry (again) for confusing you guys (again!)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

Well done

and no worries.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

Like this?

EBay link

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

Yeah

something like that ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

Cross Max Payne with Diablo

and i'd buy it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

i think i've found your problem:

the prices are the same as in the shops, but your games are second hand.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

I got Unreal, some mission packs,

UT and some expansion stuff for around a tenner. New.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

exactly.

he's trying to sell that junk for £20.
Bleh.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

You're in Schaumburg!

Hah! I drive through there every week. You don't have any PS2 games, do you?
Edit: Doing a quickie EBay search, you are selling your games for more than anyone else. No wonder they aren't selling! You've got UT at $15 and I just saw an auction end for one at $4.99. You should just lump all the games together and sell them as a bundle?

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

Well...

They belong to my roommates, but if you kill them you can have them all for $20.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

So...how are you a digeridude

if you live in Schaumburg? Are you originally Australian?

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

Nope

Just play the digeridoo

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

I used to work at a place that sold them

when we went under, they went for very cheap. Did you buy yours at zZounds?

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

I remember lovely zZounds

on North Avenue?

/edit: hello, goodbye, off to a meeting :(

(Cheril, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

I would gladly pay you in October

for the SNES today!

I'm a retro-gaming junkie, but I don't have any money!!

(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

Sort of Apropos to that

My son had $20 from his Grandfather and we went to spend it yesterday. We were kind of surprised to find an old-style transformer (but new) that I figured couldn't be more than $15 (but couldn't find actual price), took it to the counter to find out it was $34 as a collector's "re-issue" of a "Classic" transformer. It's still fucking plastic, isn't it? It's brand new - not an original, isn't it? Ridiculous.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

Collectors

would be more interested in the FIRST issue, surely?

All this "new collectable" crap is pointless...

I'd love the SNES too, but I wouldn't pay more than $50 for it even with all those games - I believe "overpriced" is the right word.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

buy one of the new

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=38579&item=3016472229&rd=1

gp32's/

they do all the snes emus and play movies and other assorted loveliness - just got mine today.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

My brother's got one

but they don't actually take full-sized carts, or come with full-sized controllers, or allow you and all your mates to cluster around the screen (easily) yelling advice at the player(s) - so it's cool, but just not the same. :-D

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

Y'see, my brain saw transformer

and thought "Power Supply Unit" - you know, like 240v AC > 9v DC. "34 quid?" I thought "Perhaps it's from a +3"
Sometimes I worry.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

I guess I should have capitolized the "T"

StarScream!

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

reworked for comp.

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gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)

mornin

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

hello berk-that-used-to-be-ape

how's you?

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gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

not bad

you?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)

sleepy but happy

too many late nights

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gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

ahhh, good good

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

How did the piercing go?

(Thats not why you have sore nuts is it?)

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

it's exactly why

he has sore nuts...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

piercing went well

video and pictures are on www.mutantwalrus.co.uk

they were sore because i slipped with the enlarging ring, they're ok now tho :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)

After the spider links earlier

I've stopped clicking on links. Its safer that way :)

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

don't worry

this one has 3 warnings before you get in trouble

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

Ouch!

That must smart

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

nope

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

...*sniff*

...it's so tragic.

I think I am going to cry...

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

it started off

like romeo and juliet but ended in tragedy

/milhouse

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

ha ha ha...

...best Simpsons quote ever.

Well, one of the best.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

waaaah!

but woo, as well!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

it's that same sad old story, retold so many times through the ages:
boy meets girl under the light of a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.

WYH

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)

hah!

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gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

That deserves to be sung

with a ukelele backing and a loud "Hoy!" at the end.

Woo.

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?!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

Hey!

aren't you in school?

(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

not 'til yoga at 3:30

must... resist... urge... to make masturbatory kung-fu grip joke

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gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)

wouldn't that be

quite dangerous? not to mention painful...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

Hmmm, you're pretty hot

with a nice figure, do yoga, and have a dirty mind. Why aren't there more women lik eyou around?

(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

I'm really a man?

just a guess, really...

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gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

Ummm

no you're not?

I hope

(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

No, I'm not ; )

at least I don't think so...

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gracielou, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

Only one way to find out really

Birth Certificate!

(Kimbo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

ahhhh

the tragedy of love...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)

Great lips

Can't take my eyes off them

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xian, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

ewwwwww

now I have an eyeball-licking mental image ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

eyeske...

open for addicts.. uktv (no thats not me)

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Mosschops, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

And it's goodnight from him...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:13, archived)

oh yes

most woo. front page this bad boy!

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:15, archived)

Tch!

You can't go around saying things like that, you'll jinx it!

Not seen the film, never ever saw it advertised - but I like the concept. :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)

um...

download it? it really is good, almost as good as Fnords homage.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:22, archived)

I have obtained it

how, I shall not say - I just haven't watched it, and I'd never heard of it before B3ta. I'm just saying 'cause I've no clue if that's a whole new advert, or just glasses on the original.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:24, archived)

The

latter

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:26, archived)

Farleys Rusks

I still like it, as I like the 2 Ronnies and think they're poorly repeated. :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:27, archived)

concur.

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)

och no

i'm sure the magic donkey doesn't listen to us mere mortals anyway.

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:22, archived)

tis

a fab film for sure.

this should really be donald ducko shouldn't it?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

That is a wee bit woo, sir.

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:15, archived)

I can just... ooh... I can actually SEE

the woo oozing

(_, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)

That is

only fucking wicked.

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helmetcream, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

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Darryn.R, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:13, archived)

Marzipan's private!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)

thiiiiiis

iiiiis yooouuurrr liiiiiiiieeeeefffffffee.
Etc.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:15, archived)

Dave later regretted the addition of the outboard motor to his dinghy

(Unununium, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:08, archived)

Sleepy Kittens

b3ta.com/sleepy-kittens/

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rob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)

unrelated repost

but it's to do with the thing on the front page

Edit:Those sleepy cats are Woo Yay and Houplah, in an excessively cutey manner.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:09, archived)

Oooh, that

tickles!

(allergic to curry, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)

did you read in the paper

an RAF helicopter pilot got shot at by some US marines, so he landed next to them, shouted "when was the last time you saw a fucking Iraqi in a helicopter?" and started punching one of the marines! They had to be dragged apart!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)

I sincerely hope

that's true

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)

It was in

the Daily Mirror so it must be true! ;)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

haha

that's a great story.

i read a horrible report in the paper about how the american soldiers were wooping and cheering whenever they shot someone. stupid cunts

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Spoon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)

I saw

a News report and you could hear them cheering whenever they hit a target. I don't think they should be taking so much joy in destruction

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

you can hear them

doing that in the reports from the dozens of reporters queueing for "exclusive" coverage.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

as the

b3tan behind the front page I have to agree with you. Although it's probably more central than that even.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

what are you doing

behind the post?
Come out from there why don't you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

i was having a poo.

but I'm all done now thanks.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

bah!

and I spent alllllll daaay on my Wacki Iraqi vidi!!!

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

you damn

pro americanic patriot :P

both governments don`t talk any word which is true or truth

(d4s.br0t, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

aww

aww ad finitum

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:09, archived)

Too cute

I think I'm gonna vom!

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:10, archived)

yay!

no nasty suprise ending either.

I'm a sleepy kitten.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:10, archived)

were you expecting a surprise ending?

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partychancer, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

thats lovely,

quite poetic really.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:10, archived)

Arf...

Love the way it just... ends :-D

I'd definitely download it from Kazaa if you released it.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)

yes

I'd go down to woolworths and steal the album cover for it too.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:13, archived)

i'd sodomise

the shop assistant too.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)

ooookeeeeey

then. wonder what freud would say?

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:16, archived)

Sorry

you were saying?

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:22, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dont worry, I expected that.
*aghast*

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:23, archived)

If you steal mine

it'll be like faceoff.

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:26, archived)

the trouble

is your profile is quite nondescript - dont think I didnt try - but Im not paying you ok, at the most youll get a packet of salt and vinegar crisps and a peck on the cheek to get me name back.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)

If you want a hint

I'm a slut

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

are you Mattyboy?

[edit]I just checked your profile, you ARE Mattyboy! :D

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

Might be

ooooooh, intrigue

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)

are you a coastal

attraction? :)

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

It's got to be-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee

oh, that's something else

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)

silly

chicken. ;)

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

Mindpiss

I just tried to do that... now I know why I couldn't! :-D

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)

That is me

well the lyrics are anyway
w/y/h to that.

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Penile, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)

that's quite a catchy lil tune!

and one I can relate to completely.
I particularly like the deliciously flat note on the "pee" in sleepy. ouch! hurt me more! heh. and the hip hop slang toward the end.
coool!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)

evening sir

all packed and ready to go?

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)

woo!!

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:19, archived)

utterly beautiful

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:22, archived)

hey rob!

i don't suppose you'd like my cows anim for the newsletter, would you?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:24, archived)

send the link in

and I'll pass it to the Magic Donkey.

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rob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:26, archived)

how about

a massive flash animation involving the fear?

/spam

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)

ooh

i watched that, it was fucking great :)

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

thank you sir

watch out for spammy repost for evening people later, when I've made something new to justify the thread.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

are you messing with my mind, rob? =)

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/cowswithguns.html

i mailed it to you at the time, but i might have got your email wrong...

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)

that is super top class banana

lovely jubbly. the web is great. long live the web :)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)

Wow

As soon as I clicked on that link my computer crashed and had to go through full recovery mode. I will never trust a sleepy kitten again.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

sounds like my life hahaha

you're on fuggin drugs mate.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 14 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)

J2 Productions brings you a film by John Rushton...

Henle

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)

what she said

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:08, archived)

ditto

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)

Don't worry, I get it

hang on...

...no I don't

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:13, archived)

I do not understand

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)

i'm not sure

that anyone understands

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Spoon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:26, archived)

I don't think

anyone is going to explain it either

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)

i think only

one person can do that. care to explain johnny me old chum?

(edit) ooh, my post went all weird!

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Spoon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

a biology joke?

Bowman's Capsule and the Loop of Henle are parts of yer kidney. That make any more sense? I reckon its a film gag of some sort?

(tardie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

it is obvious

that johnny 2 is a scientific genius, and the only person on b3ta that knows that alan rickman is HENLE. Hope you all understand now

(Evilgenius, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 18:59, archived)

ARGH!

THE FEAR!

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:01, archived)

Actually

she looks kind of sweet. I would.

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:04, archived)

I don't really see what was so scary about those spiders earlier

Can't see too much of a problem with them.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)

she looks like a "healthy" girl...

...ahem.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:03, archived)

i would

oh no, no i wouldn't.
My mistake.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:05, archived)

give the pub 4 hours...

She'd be rather striking...

It is a she, right?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)

and if you think she's bad

you should see the men.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)

sturdy.

that's the word i was looking for.

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)

I honestly thought she was the filmmaker

and I was waiting to see the ugly drunken guy waiting for her down the pub.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)

with you on that one, just goes to show that one mans ugly is another mans shaggable - and vice versa, to be sure.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:12, archived)

Well, obviously.

All ugly people deserve sex*

*maybe some of them with a paper bag over their heads

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:15, archived)

you never know,

she may be a "prawn"
:)

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:17, archived)

a prawn?

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)

you know,

gorgeous body but rip the head off? spanish idiom.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)

edited

teeeheeeheee

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

you

bastard.
:)

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

oooh my favourite Spanish idiom was from a book of Spanish idions I found on a shelf at school

owned by a student doing Spanish as it was a transtaling book of Spanish idioms.

Anyway the idiom i randomly flicked to in the book and then cracked up laughing about was - "It's a deal then, my glasses for your false teeth."

hahahahahahahahaha what the hell is that all about? No idea but I knew how to say it in Spanish for a few years, just in case!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)

hahaha!

thats tres cute.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

theres a french one

when some one is overfriendly one might say

"i didn't know our pigs were kept in the same stable"

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)

Sex on a stick!

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Duncan Disorderly, Mon 14 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)

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