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Hmm.. got bored, so here's a little question

who is this? with chaka khan's hair, and a pair of Elton's glasses?

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)

Is it Dr Boutros Boutros Ghali?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)

Andrew Marr

I think

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)

congratulations!

you are sad!

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)

I am sad?

I'm not the one who bothered to stick a wig on him.
I just knew by the smirky smile, then I'm a current affairs junky.

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)

test

test

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)

hereitis

www.b3ta.com/board/120758

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)

here it is

www.b3ta.com/board/120758

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:08, archived)

here it is

www.b3ta.com/board/120758

(Mynd, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

here it is

www.b3ta.com/board/120758

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)

here it is

www.b3ta.com/board/120758

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)

I hope you brits understand this one...

a tommy nun.

(siddy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:57, archived)

I'm not

sure, is it something to do with the sky?
:P

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)

I got it

It's cos nuns wear habits right?

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)

nah

we don't get nuns over here

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:00, archived)

it's because...

i tried to make a photoshop about baseball, and none of you got it :P

(siddy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)

but that would be like asking you

to get a cricket joke,
other than the England Team.
Somethings just don't translate at all, sports and celebs mainly.

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)

well...

good thing i don't know american celebs :)

oh well...i'll steer clear of it, you uninformed sods :)

(siddy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)

over here baseball is played one handed

by schoolgirls

but that's prolly already been mentioned if you posted a baseball piccy :-)

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)

actually...

it wasn't. well, now i know. Thanks for the heads up m8's.

(siddy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)

I showed great restraint

by not mentioning that above, so it's almost guaranteed that it was mentioned last time.

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)

Is it perhaps

a tommy nun?

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Whillow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)

Nuncle Albert....

Don't know if done before...

(Goth Moggy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)

hehe

took me a minute that one, she blends right in!

Woo

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beefandcheese, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:57, archived)

you plonker!

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mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)

Yay for me!!!

of which 50 were new threads containing piccys!

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thirty dirty birds, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)

I only see

91

congratulations.

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

theres always one...

...and im glad there is! :)

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thirty dirty birds, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)

Your ratio is impressive.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

it just means im too rude to reply to others :)

Only one front page so far though :(

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thirty dirty birds, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:57, archived)

Huh.

That's 20x more productive than me then. :)

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)

but your posts are about...

20X better than mine!

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thirty dirty birds, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)

You're obviously

smoking far too much crack.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)

Ha!

~~2000~~ 2466 odd messages here - no FP.

I've pretty much given up posting images, mostly I just talk. And stuff.

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dogsbollocks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)

I'm never giving up!

despite being shit :)

Evening all, what go on?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)

good on you

that's my policy, don't let a distinct lack of natural gifts, get in the way.
Just look at the success of Dale Winton, it gives us all hope.

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)

if no-one dared to be shit

no-one would ever get better.

Yay! to shit pictures!

Anyway, it's the thought that counts.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)

tis the idea and

not the execution! You're right.

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pep, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)

don't give up buddy!

jesus loves you!
I mean keep trying

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thirty dirty birds, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)

Nice one dude!

Here's to the next 100

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Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)

I haven't got a clue

A friend asked me to do this - but I haven’t got a clue why.
I wondered if you lot did...

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fuz_kitten, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

oh thats class

Dr Pepper + monitor = sticky!

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Darkedge, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

You wank to pictures of Dr. Pepper?

PERVERT!

(Mattyboy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)

no no no

that made me laugh and spray drpepper on my monitor..

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Darkedge, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)

didn't

you think of asking at the time?

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mrRush, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

Drink

I did try, but he was drunk and I couldn’t get any sense out of him, maybe I miss heard. ;)

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fuz_kitten, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)

that

made me laugh
not sure why either

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

What were they trying to say?

just reading between the lines there...

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

Thai Green Curry...

...sitting on the wall. There was Thai Green Curry, sitting on the wall...

I really don't know why I bothered either, apart from the fact that that's what I'm making tonight for dinner.

Right - time to fuck off now. Yay!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

lovely thai green curry. i could tell you stouffer's special green curry paste recipe. but i won't.

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

I think that's probably a blessing, eh?

;op

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

i'll have you

know it's a fine recipe. but you do need some rather, ahem, unusual *special* ingredients.

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)

more like "High Green Curry" then?

*shock*

!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

Rather pungent

class C ingredients?

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bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)

i have

no idea to what you are referring. please stop besmirching my good name.
la la la la la

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)

stouffers man milk.
at which point, I'm going to go home,
and worry about my mental state

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)

to my

knowledge my semen remains an unclassified drug.

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)

well i'm interested

care to share your culinary secrets?

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evil pixie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)

i stick

in a bit more lemongrass than most recipes say. makes it that bit sharper and more flavoursome.

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)

I'm sure any old semen would do.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

thanks for the smudgy cd mate

same goes for you as well, use the song how and where you like as long as we get credit etc

i'm off now to hammer on eddie temple-morris's back door.....

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Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

could you

hammer on his face with an actual hammer please?

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

hahaha

I had to look him up on google just to make sure that wasn't a euphemism ;op

XFM Here We Come!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

its a shame it wasn't a real euphemism

it would be a good one...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)

ready, get set, go!

..and the 12th annual nun fun run has started off at a cracking pace..

(steamboats, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

that's

tiddly

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

what we've got here

is a clear case of linking to the thumbnail...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

aaaaaaah

I get ya

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)

Ouch!!

I just hit my head on the screen trying to zoom into that.

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mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

hello

you seem to have linked the thumbnail here , click on the thumbnail in your MSN pic folder and it should embiggen , that's the one you want to link , don't forget to drag all the way down the URL , MSN ones are very long :)

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

b0rkage alert!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

HA HA HA

that gave me such a start I nearly fell off my seat

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mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

ehhh

sorry can you tell its the 1st time ive posted or do you think i got away with it?

(steamboats, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDiAp8WpUjvW5SIkFx3ntJFChQdAB5H83xw8FA2Fc86JiaRUvgh7Cj!4esg*3Eb79KnCsVrPBCozxj0LJCi5vULA1JV2XXRVFSrgG*k0dw/nunrun.jpg?dc=4675419813508925153">

Try that :)

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dogsbollocks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)

you just did, look

not gonna work if you put bold tags on it

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mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)

huzzah!

thanks for your help, got there eventually eh?

(steamboats, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)

Welcome !

It gets easier from here on in :)
posting pics I mean , your life outside of b3ta is over though

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)

It's a...

.....groaner.

(pabc, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

hehe

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

Err.

Are you going to tell him or should I?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

what that that joke

has been done to death.

and it's only tuesday.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

Uh-huh.

This challenge has nearly caught up with the ostrich one already.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

Convert/Convent?

Dooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pedro, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

oops

fixed now

(pabc, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)

da-dum

tish!

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

One of my all time favourite jokes of all time.....

....along with the 'I've never come this way before' one.

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

I think that this competition was only allowed

under the proviso that no-one did this joke. sorry.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

yep

a groaner indeed.

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

I can clearly see your Jamaica

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

Extreme Penguin

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

i tried that...

but i forgot the parachute

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

Penguin SPLAT!!

(Zed Smith, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

Erm

Is he going to hit the ground soon? I've been watching for 20 minutes.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

Woo to flying penguins

After the management training excercise, Cyril had, up until then, found no challenge unsurmountable

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

Oddly enough

I did this first !

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

'tis what I believe is know in the trade

as mind-piss, I think.
:)

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

woo

you could make a series...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

whoa!

i love this stype of pic. especially when opera spazzes out and i get a strobe lighting version =)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

Probably IE fugging up on me

but is he going up or down?

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

It's true

You can see both. Weird

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xian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

either

depending on how you look at it.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

down you

idiot. it's a parachute, not a paradox.

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

lol

such whit, I'm shocked

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

Could be a jet pack

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xian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

your eyes

are broke

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

yay!

emergency sky penguin to the rescue in case his parachute doesn't open!

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whizzbang, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

Yay:

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

How's

he gonna pull the ripcord though?

W/Y/H!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

I can just hear a whistling sound...

...as he falls.

Oh no, thats tinnitus... Bloody gigs.

I just made a donation. I feel proud.

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beefandcheese, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

Was Ryan..

..yelling at you again?

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

congrats

woo to the many supporters of b3ta.

anyone know when the next set of icons is going to be released?

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Darkedge, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)

thats a point...

...how long does it take to get mine?
Do i have to let them know?
I did leave a note in the payment thing

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beefandcheese, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

If you made a bank

transfer, email rob. If you used paypal, you've gotta wait for Cal to look...

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bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:57, archived)

groovy,

thanks

I'll let time take its course :)

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beefandcheese, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:57, archived)

haha

that's tops!

I'm off to learn things bye bye for now!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

that is what I call

veeeerrrryyyyy goooooood

I have slowness of speech.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

Nun done Falling

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MadMike, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeee

splat!

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

file size

a tad big?
Try new 'file optimisation' by adobe.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

Size Matters

I brought it down from 388KB to 211KB.

I'll try Adobe...... thnkx

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MadMike, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

also look at

number of colours and optimising the parts of the anim before bringing it together.

/top tip

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

And making the dimensions a bit smaller will help loads

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

you get a exponential benefit I think

or something like that.
ie 20% less dimensions normally gives 35% less filesize.
I guess that there must be a point at which this stops working, but I've yet to take the time to do the research

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

It's a square law I think.

Because you reduce the size of the image in 2 dimensions. This is why I post all my animations at 12x12 pixels.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

if only you'd been so prudent with

fluffy kitten :)
I saw the goat site you recommend briefly last night, and I do mean briefly.
Yuk

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

Oh I did try it, but it lacked a certain

je ne sais quoi.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

Colors and Size

Damn, I'm new at this, but I shoulda' known better.
I should have reduced the colors to 256 (or less?) Hmmmmmm, could have made it B/W.

What is a good width dim? 300 pixies??

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MadMike, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

250 pixels is good enough normally

when it comes to the number of colours, reduce them down until it looks shite, and increase the lossiness until it suffers.

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

Should I Un-Post?

And then repost when it's fixed...
Or just learn from my mistakes and let it ride?

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MadMike, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

You can edit your post

or just write over the old file. It's not actually tooo huge at the moment anyway, it's when people post 800k monsters we get upset.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:55, archived)

you're probably just about OK

when it gets into the evening, when many more of us are on dial-ups, it becomes more important to keep the file size down.
(I used my mobile phone as a modem at home, and pay by the Mb, so I get livid at big pictures, but that's just me. And if they are over 200k, generally it means they'll be 600k)

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

Well, if you want to go for the front page it should be 280 pixels or less.

For animations, I reckon about 180 is usually sufficient, unless you've got lots of text. You can usually get away with 32 or 64 colours. Dithering will increase the file size but can sometimes make images look better, particularly if you're using fewer colours. If you're using ImageReady use the 2-up display which shows the optimized anim next to the original.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

If you

want to go for the frontpage you need a fuggin miracle!
;-)

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

Well, I guess that must make you a minor apostle

with err, monkeon as Jesus. Scary.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)

Really?

in ovenready, you have to make everything RGB before you can use it anyhow, so why bother pre-optimising?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

Size......

Got it down to 102KB. That better?

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MadMike, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)

much better

with no appreciable loss of quality.

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:07, archived)

Thanks Poot!

Pre she ate it.

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MadMike, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:09, archived)

today i made the fear

ENTIRELY OUT OF POLO'S!!!

What can i say? i was particularly bored :p

(freak, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

ARGH!!! Minty fresh fear!

Repeat, ad infinitum

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beefandcheese, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

niiiiiiiice......

are Polos like Lifesavers?

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cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

polo's

ARE lifesavers. We just call em polo's over in the UK, don'tcha know...

(freak, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

are not!

totally different taste.

same principle though. the principle of mint.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

except for the ones that are fruity

they obey the rule for closure under preservation of fruit

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

always

been my favourite, just in front of the principle of moonlighting

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

the principle of moonlighting:

it's too high up. and even if you could reach it, it probably wouldn't burn

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

i once had cinnamon lifesavers

why don't polos do branch out to non-mint or fruit flavours?

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Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

You've never had fruit polos?

Or those spear, err, mint ones?

Edit: You edited your post. You little fuck.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

no i didn't

it always said that. honest!

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Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

the UK market

is considered too conservative to accept flavours like cinnamon and rum butter...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

Lifesavers come in a lot of different flavors

peppermint, spearmint, wintergreen etc. Maybe you had a mismatched mint.

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Artamnesia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

they'm different as different can be

polos aren't as strongly flavoured as lifesavers. or indeed any other mint in existence.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

not that i've done a nicecupoftea-style head-to-head comparison

perhaps i should...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)

perhaps we all should

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cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

So they're kind of mildly

minty?

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Artamnesia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)

yes

it's great when you're a wee child though, and ordinary mints are too strong

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

that

is an uncannily accurate answer, except for the errant apostrophe.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

yes, but

they understand irony.

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stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

No, they're like

polos. Derr.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

hehe

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cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

only

for halitosis sufferers.... :)

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

no lifesavers are used

to prevent drowning people sinking, Polos are just mints with a bit missing.

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

rah!

minty!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

Eeksie!

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

Does that work

with 3D glasses?
(if not, why not!!)

(Zed Smith, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

The Fear

With the hole

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xian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

Now we know

The smell of fear is minty

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

ARGH!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

evening

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missing, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

ha ha

that is quite simply brilliant.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

HA!

good evening : )

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cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

w/y/h

to that

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

Tee-hee-hee

That's right funny that is!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

Later the rabbit escaped, creating

panda-monium...

me | coat

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

I think I love you

/that is all

(

xian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

we all love missing

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

awwww

aren't you lovely?

(

missing, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

I am it's true

/off for sushi

(

xian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

Lovely

Fabbawooo!!

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

ha ha!

that reminds me of something, but i can't remember what. i think it's probably more accurate to say that it doesn't remind me of something. but in a specific way, if you see what i mean.

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

ummmm

Dr Dunno's Dear Donkey I reckon...
p p p pandas

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:43, archived)

hello

and I love missing too.

(

christhebarker, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)

What font

do you use might I ask?

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

dadhand

it can be found here www.1001fonts.com/

(

missing, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

why thankyou

very much.
It is like comic sans... only not!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

Chortle! They should give up

everyone knows pandas are all gay

(

sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

yay!

been far too long since I saw one of these...

and it's a cracker.

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

Good evening

and Huzzah.
I know that rabbit, he's from getty

(

Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

Evenin'

How goes it?

Lovely panda action, by the way.

(

bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

All goes well

spent the last couple of days recovering from the rugby at Cardiff. And just been asked to do 3 days work which will help pay for it.

How's tricks with yourself?

(

missing, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

Not too bad

shattered from a severe lack of sleep over the past few days, but should recover tonight.

Hopefully by tomorrow afternoon I'll have all the work I need to do before I go finished. Then I can relax and go drinking with b3tans tomorrow night ;-)

(

bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)

yay!

(

missing, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)

indeed ;-)

(

bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:54, archived)

yay

and many woos

(

sosumi, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)

Woo that

rings true for me, unfortunately..

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)

No reason

Just fancied a bedroom podrace. With a guinea pig.

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

aargh, It's coming right for me!

(

null and void, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

a bedroom podrace?

With a guinea pig?

what you do in your own time id no concern of mine. as long as you clean it up afterwards.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

you need some tunes

dey help you breed more eedily

(

mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

That's ace

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)

this is what ambulances do...

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

b...

b...b...but...um...eep.

(

stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

yeah

what stouffer failed to say

(

Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

I scream

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

i love you

but you scare me.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

pfftt...

that is all

(

cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

can't let good food go to waste.

that's what my dear old Ma says.

(

butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

Did

you eat her?

(Zed Smith, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

ummm

ummm...

woo, though...

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

thats just...

icky.

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

Mmmmmmm

Ice pop... Ah, um, er, yuck! Makes you wonder about the milk lolly though...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

arrrggg

brings new meaning to large one with extra flakes

(

icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

Where do

strawberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles come from?

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

they're but tastier

than icecream y'know.

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

superb

as usual. :)

(

Craymen, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

thats disgustingly

wonderful

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

nice

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

hahahahah

woo

(

sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)

hahhaha

you are totally and utterly mental.. :D WOO!

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

brilliant

again, woooooo

(

corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm

can I have mine with flakes?

;-)

(

Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)

Yay! I rule!

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

quality

not quantity.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

Well...

YOU really have the right to say that with over 3500 posts and none frontpaged...

Edit: ;)

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

You tell 'im

But I'd be careful if I were you.
:-)

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

i am curious as to how many of my posts

simply read:

ha ha
brilliant!

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

3615.5

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

wow

that's more than the total number of posts i've made.

ha ha
brilliant!

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

In which case

I'd be interested to know how many of my posts consist of a sarcastic comment followed by: W/Y/H!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)

you forgot the

; )

(

cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

happy now?

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

The ;)

looks a bit sarcastic now

(

corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

It IS sarcasitic

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

Sarcasitic

...sounds nasty. What's the doctor say?

(

corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

I called my docter and asked:

"I have sarcasm, what sould I do?"
He replied: "I am a doctor trying to help people in need. I don't have time for this kind of nonsense."

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)

fuck you

cuntface

edit: ;-P

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

wow

that really shows your maturity

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

;-)

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

(

mookid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)

Bollocks to that

Some of us have no choice in the matter...

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

you so do not rule.

OH MY GOD!

My eyes!

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

golly

(

corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

YAY.....

.... this is my 1000th post. Couldn't be arsed doing anything for it or wasting a thread.....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

Conkgramtulotions

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

Likewise.....

.... Sir.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

Thank you...

...my liege

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

tis the right thing to do

unless you hit a mega landmark, and have been badgered into making a special animation.

(

Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)

Speaking of which

Did you see mine earlier?
(both of them...)

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

I saw one in passing

but they've had me working too much, and also it made me realise I was on 4998.
So I just customised the one I did for 3000, by changing the 3 for a 5

(

Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

you shall be comended for your cost-cutting and efficiency!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

hear hear

(

corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

well done

have an asterisk * (in place of a gold star)

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)

here borrow my one

(

Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

(

corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)

Frontpage that fucker

RIGHT NOW

(

corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

They can't...

it's too big...

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

ahh

that'll be the reason then

(

corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)

I know its crap and poorly done

but its ment to be a mongoose pertending to be king kong but oh well

(Sk8erRose, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

its the thought

that counts.

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

We all have our

days Rose...

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)

king mong

was that the idea?

(psausage76, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

kindda

but i did do good seeing as i don't have photo shop :(

(Sk8erRose, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:37, archived)

Repst

(

xian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

Milton felt his new job compromised his sensitive side too much

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

It's Milton!

NO SALT!!!

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

i'd give him his stapler back

if i were you....

(

cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:32, archived)

He'll burn the building down...

He will...

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

Something went wrong...

....and I created..

The Badgerigar

When will science learn? Worse still, earlier experimentation product the budger

(

beefandcheese, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

hee hee

i want one!

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

hurray

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

whoa!

that gets a

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

hehe

that's nice.

bet it's vicious though

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

it has a nasty peck...

...but can be subdued with Trill!

(

beefandcheese, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

Ahhh, at last, some prey for my Squeagle

*cough*repost*cough*

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)

The final kitchen appliance story

And with that I announce my retirement from photoshopping.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)

that's

class that is

(

RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)

always leave them wanting more

but boo nay for you quitting - these are ace!

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

superb there sir!

(

hanrahan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:27, archived)

hurrah!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:29, archived)

that's bloomin' marvelous

don't quit!

(

Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

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