
on the loonometer, you are here:
And I salute your great achievement! Well done!
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_____
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|_____|______ Monkeon
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|_____|______ Totally hatstand
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|_____|______ Bonkers!
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|_____|______ Mad
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|_____|______ A bit daft
And I salute your great achievement! Well done!

it still doesn't
but have a woo for trying the jedi mind trick ;)
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but have a woo for trying the jedi mind trick ;)

every time I F5, it's like, zebra... red x... zebra... red x
it's like an animation, man
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it's like an animation, man

and deathsquads invaded my house and took away my kittens...
or would have, if I had any.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33,
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or would have, if I had any.

the back row, in hex, spells
B%H9fëw¶XQ
that's the first thing i noticed. /geek
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:21,
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B%H9fëw¶XQ
that's the first thing i noticed. /geek

you couldn't suss out my World's Smallest Wooyay™ without assistance...
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i shall thenforth withdraw my comment and remain setaed until the presentation begins.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25,
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for the west-california mr. t bingo team!
American bingo is much more fun than english bingo.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:22,
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American bingo is much more fun than english bingo.

And the next number "AAH PIDDY DA FOO"....twenty Two!!! Nice 1 Sly
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the bloke on the right seems to be enjoying that more than is healthy
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need help!!!!!!!!!
my kitten is only about 2months old
he arched his back,put his ears back and tried to hiss at me when I walked towards him earlier. now he keeps running away when I make sudden movements
3days of no attention(gone for the weekend) and loud music= a cranky kitten.
whats the turn around time for this? or is permently screwed. ive never seen him run around and claw at everything like this. damn ive only been gone for 3days
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:18,
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my kitten is only about 2months old
he arched his back,put his ears back and tried to hiss at me when I walked towards him earlier. now he keeps running away when I make sudden movements
3days of no attention(gone for the weekend) and loud music= a cranky kitten.
whats the turn around time for this? or is permently screwed. ive never seen him run around and claw at everything like this. damn ive only been gone for 3days

order of the kitten dance needs to be performed
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24,
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I feel evil for laughing now.
I would seek professional cat help from a vet maybe.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25,
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I would seek professional cat help from a vet maybe.

Give him catnip, and maybe a wee dram of scotch in his water bowl.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29,
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kittens are typically hyper anyway, and i expect he's just forgotten your smell
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20,
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is a large portion of his life - at this stage of his life he's hardly going to be used to being left alone either.
Just take everything slow and easy, and if that fails throw him at a wall until he calms down.*
*100% of bad advice.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:22,
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Just take everything slow and easy, and if that fails throw him at a wall until he calms down.*
*100% of bad advice.

Growing animals' brains (esp. mammals, esp. predators) frequently outstrip the growth rate of the cranium for short periods. This can lead to some pretty weird behaviour. It will probably be fine in a couple of years.
/polishes specs and shuffles back to the lab
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24,
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/polishes specs and shuffles back to the lab

cat/dog smell or have you been using bleach? Our cat goes mental if I've been cleaning or nearother animals. Approach him with your palms turned towards him and he should come round
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that is the drawback with my method! Still, you could enter the pics in the comp
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31,
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When we got our kitten, (which was feral) it was 3 months before he would even let us stroke him. Now he's as soft as butter:)
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I don't blame him for thinking you're an intruder now - why the loud music btw?
I'd keep everything calm and quiet, and put a saucer of food or kitty treats down, and sit near it quietly until he comes up and eats, and speak very very gently to him to get him used to your being around again. And don't try to touch him for a bit. And don't leave him again for a few months if you can help it.
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I'd keep everything calm and quiet, and put a saucer of food or kitty treats down, and sit near it quietly until he comes up and eats, and speak very very gently to him to get him used to your being around again. And don't try to touch him for a bit. And don't leave him again for a few months if you can help it.

every time you go out. He'll soon appreciate being left at home
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:28,
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*wails, rends clothing, gnashes teeth*
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32,
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now when i put my hand near him..he jumps at it..he doesnt scratch it but he jumps at it fast and violent
now hes bouncing off the walls..literally. hes jumpin then bouncing off of them..whoa this is weird.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:37,
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now hes bouncing off the walls..literally. hes jumpin then bouncing off of them..whoa this is weird.

maybe there's a scent on you he doesn't like...
or maybe he's trying to play - if he's not batting you, maybe he just wants to play tag?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:41,
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or maybe he's trying to play - if he's not batting you, maybe he just wants to play tag?

I think hes just hungry..hahahaha
hes chowing down like no other..but i could have sworn he just ate a whole bowl like 3hrs ago. wow..lets see what happens when hes done
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44,
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hes chowing down like no other..but i could have sworn he just ate a whole bowl like 3hrs ago. wow..lets see what happens when hes done

thanks..ive noticed hes been arching his back and chasing his tail..but not in a cute way..haha he looks hostile. hhmmmmm
ill try the treats and turn over. he turns over when i meow to him..ill also try that.
the loud...i produce hiphop tunes here in the states.
I went camping so he could be smelling the wilderness.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33,
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ill try the treats and turn over. he turns over when i meow to him..ill also try that.
the loud...i produce hiphop tunes here in the states.
I went camping so he could be smelling the wilderness.

kitten at a wall.
Really hard.
Problem solved.
He will NEVER walk away again.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:51,
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Really hard.
Problem solved.
He will NEVER walk away again.

nice choice of music, too. i like being an out here fanatic
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:15,
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I think at least one of my credit card should be in there! took me ages..!!


shameless repost
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:17,
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shameless repost

but.. while they're very nice indeed, and fluffy and brilliant. They're not, actually funny, are they?
No offense intended, just an observation.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20,
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No offense intended, just an observation.

Ive got about two hours for lunch. Anyone fancy going the pub? (central london)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:11,
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in EC2 :(
if i was still there i'd meet ya somewhere otherwise..
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:13,
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if i was still there i'd meet ya somewhere otherwise..

train journey each way, though the idea of a pint, has my knees going weak.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:14,
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can't be good for his elf though......
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:01,
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jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus
jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus
jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus
i give up. i can't take it any more...
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jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus
jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus
i give up. i can't take it any more...

existing only to be used, then cast aside like yesterday's old rag doll
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:40,
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with a side order of yay, and can i have some houpla with that?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58,
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always wondered how that was spelt.
it's a great sound for putting over drum breaks in songs.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:02,
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it's a great sound for putting over drum breaks in songs.

saw cyberkitty in the crowd in estonia last saturday!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57,
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a ~FAT multi rig techno squat party but think what you like
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:19,
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let me in on the to the MAX secret this morning.
oh, and good morning all :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57,
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oh, and good morning all :)

I can dig that to THE MAX
feel I need to shop something now, to THE MAX
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16,
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feel I need to shop something now, to THE MAX

"keep on target.....keep on target"
wyh
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55,
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wyh

...he's turned off his tracking system.... use the force luke....
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57,
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slightly off topic - does the white stipes new video make anyone else feel sick?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55,
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But I've seen posters saying "Elephant"
I really want the song to go, "Elephants ... they're fuckin grate." I assume it doesn't tho.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57,
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I really want the song to go, "Elephants ... they're fuckin grate." I assume it doesn't tho.

make the song.
Elephants they're fuckin' great
You can lean on them
or put them in the tate
Elephants are bigger than ants
and aardvarks, too
but they're smaller than my pants
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59,
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Elephants they're fuckin' great
You can lean on them
or put them in the tate
Elephants are bigger than ants
and aardvarks, too
but they're smaller than my pants

all their stuff makes me feel sick ;)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57,
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(am listening to the doctor who theme, it's going rather well with this)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56,
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do you live in Wilsden by any chance?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57,
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An infinite number of spelling mistakes. It's GCSE english all over again!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:03,
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i needed those last week when i got a shitter of a cold. twas badly timed too due to me having the week off as holiday!
most woo!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54,
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most woo!

can anyone suggest a nice but not too poncey/pricey soho bar/pub to have my works leaving do on thursday (could also do food, but not essential) - not my normal haunt and didn't get much help on messenger :)
thankyee
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55,
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thankyee

he knows all the places. The John Snow as a pub is ver' cheap but it depends how many people you're trying to squeeze in as it's always busy.
Where you leaving to?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:00,
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Where you leaving to?

Good for you and feel free to offer me a job, eating crisps or something ;)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:06,
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you'll be the first i ask :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:11,
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we went for razor's bd?
Can't remember the name tho!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:01,
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Can't remember the name tho!

yeah i was thinking of that - just wondered if anyone had any other suggestions
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:03,
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off Longacre (more Covent Garden-way) is swanky and has earlyish happy-hour and plenty of totty and there's a great (but bit pricey) mexican restaurant right above.
(those were the days before my knot-tying mind you :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:02,
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(those were the days before my knot-tying mind you :)

I know Bar Logic has a basement (called Sub-Logic). It's on Argyle Street, v.close to Oxford St. tube.
Not sure if Bar Logic does food though.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:07,
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Not sure if Bar Logic does food though.

but it's pretty crap food and the waitresses are well stroppy.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:34,
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at an interview, or maybe on a first date?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54,
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people getting attacked randomly by a badger or the badger actually knocking on people's doors in order to attack them.
Prolly the second one.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54,
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Prolly the second one.

for another godawful pointless anim...

New window clicky
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:49,
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New window clicky

Rocket Pennnnnnn!
Burning down the streets of...er...something or other.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51,
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Burning down the streets of...er...something or other.

I love specs, used to be an optician. What lenses did you get?
/anorak
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52,
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/anorak

I will be able to go out in the sun and everything now.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53,
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i just wear contacts and ordinary sunglasses, but you get sand in your eyes with that :(
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54,
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photo-chromatic(?) lenses - only tested them in the sun once so far, cos it was pissing down when I got them yesterday.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58,
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and leave them on a windowsill when you aren't wearing them and the photochromatic stuff works better. And NEVER get tooth paste on them cos it'll kill the photochromaticy stuff. FACT
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05,
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the fridge/windowsill thing works cos they react to light and cold and they improve the longer they are exposed to either. if you go out on a really cold day, they'll go dark.
do you regret it yet?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:12,
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do you regret it yet?

I was expecting some long-winded technical explanation - not something simple and comprehensible.
Ta.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:15,
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Ta.

with contacts as I don't have enough tears in my eyes, apparently. (still have them, just don't wear them often or for long)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:03,
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forget inkstains... that one will burn your shirts!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53,
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TO THE MAX!
I wonder what the theoretical maximum size the jpeg format can handle. It'll probably either use 16 or 32bit values, giving maximums of 65536x65536 or 4294967296x4294967296 respectively.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:50,
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I wonder what the theoretical maximum size the jpeg format can handle. It'll probably either use 16 or 32bit values, giving maximums of 65536x65536 or 4294967296x4294967296 respectively.

they're pointlessly using signed 16 bit values for image dimensions.
I wonder what a -1024x-768 picture would be?!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53,
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I wonder what a -1024x-768 picture would be?!

think of the myopic among us. please make it bigger
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45,
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jesus =/ You couldn't resize it could you, I'm on an ickle screen
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45,
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I'm sorry. I'm working on a computer that dates back to 2000. These things never last!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:01,
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this aint gonna make the frontpage
unless they recode it :P
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:46,
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unless they recode it :P

but you don't need to take it so literally.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:46,
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you certainly do have a large one
(nearly took all day to download!!)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:47,
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(nearly took all day to download!!)

i'm on a big phat connection and that's taken a good while to arrive.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:47,
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that you noticed the pathos in his frankly enormous eyes ;)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:49,
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i'm standing at the back of the room... and it's still massive!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:49,
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t'was a bit crappy. No hummus?
I mean all that for two tears??!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51,
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I mean all that for two tears??!

had two tiers..........but it still wasn't that big
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55,
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singing ÀË ÀË ìÞÞÇì
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i always confuse those two. thought it was a text representation of glass breaking falsetto
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:06,
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it was actually a bit longer than a day... but yes the amazing story of my hair!
brown, blonde, mowhy, bald... :)
if it doesnt work paste this URL into ur browser address bar www.geocities.com/apesgoboom/hair.gif


Airwolf to the rescue! Hooplah
Click here for bigness
(eek, my first post too)

pull up a kitten.
da dadadada dadadada da dada da dada da da daaaaaa
that's very woo : )
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43,
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da dadadada dadadada da dada da dada da da daaaaaa
that's very woo : )

... I do actually mean my first picture submission.
I have on occassion Woo'd and Yay'd at people.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:47,
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I have on occassion Woo'd and Yay'd at people.

you should have made that clear.
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 12:06,
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Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
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