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# new from kodak..
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i think
i'm going to cry
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# that's utterly bizarre but brilliant
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# That's just so
pretty.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# you see
on the loonometer, you are here:

_____
| |
|_____|______ Monkeon
| |
| |
| |
|_____|______ Totally hatstand
| |
| |
|_____|______ Bonkers!
| |
| |
|_____|______ Mad
| |
|_____|______ A bit daft

And I salute your great achievement! Well done!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# heheh
That also looks a bit like a diagram of a monkeon pic.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:54, archived)
# i want eight
!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# fantabbydoozy
once again!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# godlike
more of this calibre, please.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# you

are

bonkers

woo

to

you

sir
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# sir

you

to

woo

bonkers

are

you
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# oh that is good
very very good
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# quick patent it!
noW!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# yes please.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# amazingly brilliant
=)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Hatstand!
It's all about consistancy.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] colin
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# reddex
TO THE MAX!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Pic no worky
(for me...)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# can't see it
to the ma
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# to the
MA!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# it works
and then it doesn't
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# or maybe
it just doesn't work.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# and then
it does
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# no
it still doesn't

but have a woo for trying the jedi mind trick ;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# it works as a link
clicky

(well, it does for me anyway)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# nope
it just doesn't work, and mr thisyou can't accept it.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# bah,
damn your eyes, kitten
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Too late!
/Marty Feldman
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:35, archived)
# i swear
every time I F5, it's like, zebra... red x... zebra... red x

it's like an animation, man
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# "forbidden"
smacked legs no access thingie
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I clicked that
and deathsquads invaded my house and took away my kittens...

or would have, if I had any.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# that link
told me off.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# yay for colin!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i love you spacefish
you are a rare and beautiful creature
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# ha
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# there he is
thanks monkeon, you non-nazi you
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Smile!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Mr T-eam!
Being no Foo'
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
Loverly, splendid.
WYH
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# did you know
the back row, in hex, spells
B%H9fëw¶XQ

that's the first thing i noticed. /geek
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:21, archived)
# And yet
you couldn't suss out my World's Smallest Wooyay™ without assistance...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# too true
i shall thenforth withdraw my comment and remain setaed until the presentation begins.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# HAIL!
can you see it?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# forget seeing it
i just got wet in it trying to get lunch
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# aaah
it's stopped now.
You missed it.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Hooray
for the west-california mr. t bingo team!

American bingo is much more fun than english bingo.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# i aint gettin on no plane!!!
And the next number "AAH PIDDY DA FOO"....twenty Two!!! Nice 1 Sly
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# The infertility dance was their favourite.......
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# hAHAHA
yes!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# lol!
the bloke on the right seems to be enjoying that more than is healthy
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# quick threadjack
need help!!!!!!!!!
my kitten is only about 2months old

he arched his back,put his ears back and tried to hiss at me when I walked towards him earlier. now he keeps running away when I make sudden movements

3days of no attention(gone for the weekend) and loud music= a cranky kitten.


whats the turn around time for this? or is permently screwed. ive never seen him run around and claw at everything like this. damn ive only been gone for 3days
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# turn it off and reboot.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# if that fails
get an upgrade..
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# i think the ancient
order of the kitten dance needs to be performed
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I feel evil for laughing now.

I would seek professional cat help from a vet maybe.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# like a vets going to know the problem!!
Give him catnip, and maybe a wee dram of scotch in his water bowl.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# shouldn't be too long
kittens are typically hyper anyway, and i expect he's just forgotten your smell
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# 3 days
is a large portion of his life - at this stage of his life he's hardly going to be used to being left alone either.

Just take everything slow and easy, and if that fails throw him at a wall until he calms down.*

*100% of bad advice.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Put him
in a box
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# with a vial of poison
and a hunk of radioactive material
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# eek!
The last time someone tried that, the universe popped.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Could be a coincidence
Growing animals' brains (esp. mammals, esp. predators) frequently outstrip the growth rate of the cranium for short periods. This can lead to some pretty weird behaviour. It will probably be fine in a couple of years.
/polishes specs and shuffles back to the lab
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
# did you come back with
cat/dog smell or have you been using bleach? Our cat goes mental if I've been cleaning or nearother animals. Approach him with your palms turned towards him and he should come round
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Or slash your palms
to the bone.

(post pix!!)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Well, yes
that is the drawback with my method! Still, you could enter the pics in the comp
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Im sure he'll come round, you've just got to let him do it in his own time:)
When we got our kitten, (which was feral) it was 3 months before he would even let us stroke him. Now he's as soft as butter:)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# 3 days is a long time for a kitten that small.
I don't blame him for thinking you're an intruder now - why the loud music btw?

I'd keep everything calm and quiet, and put a saucer of food or kitty treats down, and sit near it quietly until he comes up and eats, and speak very very gently to him to get him used to your being around again. And don't try to touch him for a bit. And don't leave him again for a few months if you can help it.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Try pinning him to your sleeve
every time you go out. He'll soon appreciate being left at home
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hehehehehe

(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# she truly is a kitten
doctor
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# DR P, where are you now?
want to go get that beverage?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS...
*wails, rends clothing, gnashes teeth*
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:32, archived)
# you're in leeds?
how awful : )
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:36, archived)
# ok heres what happens
now when i put my hand near him..he jumps at it..he doesnt scratch it but he jumps at it fast and violent

now hes bouncing off the walls..literally. hes jumpin then bouncing off of them..whoa this is weird.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# wash your hands?
maybe there's a scent on you he doesn't like...

or maybe he's trying to play - if he's not batting you, maybe he just wants to play tag?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I may have figured it out
I think hes just hungry..hahahaha


hes chowing down like no other..but i could have sworn he just ate a whole bowl like 3hrs ago. wow..lets see what happens when hes done
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# good advice all
thanks..ive noticed hes been arching his back and chasing his tail..but not in a cute way..haha he looks hostile. hhmmmmm
ill try the treats and turn over. he turns over when i meow to him..ill also try that.

the loud...i produce hiphop tunes here in the states.


I went camping so he could be smelling the wilderness.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Throw said
kitten at a wall.
Really hard.

Problem solved.
He will NEVER walk away again.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:51, archived)
# here comes
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# woo!
nice choice of music, too. i like being an out here fanatic
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# ooooh
couple in there I'd missed, excellent choices as usual.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# woohoo !
top stuff as usual :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# as ever a marvelous selection!
yay to all!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Bah
I think at least one of my credit card should be in there! took me ages..!!


shameless repost
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# yes
but.. while they're very nice indeed, and fluffy and brilliant. They're not, actually funny, are they?

No offense intended, just an observation.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# i'm hoping they're his real credit card numbers
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:22, archived)
# and to think
i had your children..!

cries
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# proof that hard work and dedication
are rubbish
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:23, archived)
# yes
TO THE MAX!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# super
that cat has taste, man.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# hooray!
i was in there! TO THE MAX!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Damn
there's some good stuff there.

Woo!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:29, archived)
# my new corkboard
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:10, archived)
# .
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# hurrah!
to both!

(to the MAX)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# hehehe
Max is out in force today!

and woo to the board too!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# kin'ell
that fuggin grate that is!

(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# textured
beautifuly
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# wow!
thats top
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# corking
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# ba-dum
tsch
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Quickly done


With thanks to lumpbucket.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:09, archived)
# threadjack.
Ive got about two hours for lunch. Anyone fancy going the pub? (central london)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# I used to work
in EC2 :(
if i was still there i'd meet ya somewhere otherwise..
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I work in EC2
its a small world.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:20, archived)
# ooh where
I worked in Worship St.
u?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Im on fetter lane
right opposite the immigration courts.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# sadly it's an 3/4 hour
train journey each way, though the idea of a pint, has my knees going weak.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:14, archived)
# *cries*
yes please, I would like to.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:28, archived)
# That deserves my old FOTN wooyay!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# I hope that's not
voyage of the netscape navigator
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Ooh velly punny
/cringe

:-)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# I
remember seeing that at the cinema!!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Groan....


/punnage ~ awful
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# groan indeed !
woola
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# it spins
and I hear the "tales of the unexpected" tune
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i bet he'd get more visitors though
can't be good for his elf though......
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:01, archived)
# .
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hmmm....
Fraggle Dock? nope, I don't get it!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:02, archived)
# It's the construction of
the new wembley
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# jesus
jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus
jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus
jesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesusjesus

i give up. i can't take it any more...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Arf!
and again
arf
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# oh that
is wonderfully bad!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:06, archived)
# looks like the old Wembley to me...
;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:09, archived)
# All that money
for nothing
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# thanks
i'm going to be humming that all afternoon now
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# do you need
any refrigerators?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:17, archived)
# or any
colour TVs
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# wembley stadium
per chance??????
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I
love buns
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm
buns
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Americans
love guns.*


*may be a sweeping generalisation
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Monks
love nuns







(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:07, archived)
# ssshhhh
no one's supposed to know.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Monkeys
love nuts
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:18, archived)
# she
loves the pope
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:31, archived)
# lusts after
more than love.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# poor pope
existing only to be used, then cast aside like yesterday's old rag doll
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Aye Carrumba!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# .

goes with London's new Ludwig style Gherkin building
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Woo Yay Ludvig
was great.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Will you
start the fans, please!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Hurrah for the Millenium Gnome
w/y/h
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:07, archived)
# hyuk
hyuk hyuk !
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:08, archived)
# haha!
that's splendidly bad!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# David Chickenson !


Good with cheap chips...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I like
the way your mind works
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# cheap
as chickens.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# woo
with a side order of yay, and can i have some houpla with that?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# cheap as chicks






sorry
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# bbaaah gerk!
bok bok bok!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# .
always wondered how that was spelt.
it's a great sound for putting over drum breaks in songs.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:02, archived)
# or in a
McChikenson sandwich.
wooo!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:00, archived)
# that am
de silliest : )
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaha
ACE.


FACT.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Cyberkitty loved nothing more than a good ol' techno rave up
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# i think i
saw cyberkitty in the crowd in estonia last saturday!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# looks more like a school disco
if you ask me.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:01, archived)
# acctually is was
a ~FAT multi rig techno squat party but think what you like
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Recursion

Just animated it.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# TO THE MAX!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# ok
let me in on the to the MAX secret this morning.

oh, and good morning all :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# we're just taking the phrase "TO THE MAX!"
TO THE MAX!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# YEAH!
TO THE M A X !
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:00, archived)
# ok
i can dig that
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# but can you dig it
to the MAX?


We need to know.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# ok,
I can dig that to THE MAX
feel I need to shop something now, to THE MAX
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16, archived)
# can I take it TO THE MAX?
pwease? :P

heres a pic of my dog MAX
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
Bless - to the MAX!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# does Max want it?
What will he do with it?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:00, archived)
# he wants to use it on Hart to Hart
for moyder......
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:02, archived)
#
planck
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:01, archived)
# that makes me think of star wars that does
"keep on target.....keep on target"

wyh
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# me too
...he's turned off his tracking system.... use the force luke....
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# use the spork!
ork ork
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# use the mork
nanu nanu
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# use the Nork!



to the max
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# eek!
slightly off topic - does the white stipes new video make anyone else feel sick?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I haven't seen it
But I've seen posters saying "Elephant"

I really want the song to go, "Elephants ... they're fuckin grate." I assume it doesn't tho.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# make the song, rob
make the song.

Elephants they're fuckin' great
You can lean on them
or put them in the tate

Elephants are bigger than ants
and aardvarks, too
but they're smaller than my pants
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# in an ideal world
...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:00, archived)
# not being a white stripes fan
all their stuff makes me feel sick ;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# aaaaa
they suck balls for satan .
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# what kind of date is that?
.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Or
time
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# It's
B3ta time!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Can't
shop this

/coat
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# doom doo doo doo doo
waah wahh
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# that's nice!
*my hangover doesn't like it though*
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56, archived)
# trippy
nice one
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56, archived)
# wooooooooo!
(am listening to the doctor who theme, it's going rather well with this)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Oh my
I feel all dizzy now.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56, archived)
# i know someone called crazy dave..
do you live in Wilsden by any chance?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Nah
Warwick
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# meh, fair enough.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# don't wanna burst ya bubble m8
but its spelt 'Infinitely'
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Aaargh!
An infinite number of spelling mistakes. It's GCSE english all over again!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:03, archived)
# TO THE MAX!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# wow
i needed those last week when i got a shitter of a cold. twas badly timed too due to me having the week off as holiday!

most woo!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# It's always
the bloody way!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# yeah
clods law i believe
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56, archived)
# them's the breaks kid.
To the MAX!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:02, archived)
# DUDE!
They like, totally cure you, TO THE MAX!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
#
bygraves
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# jack o'thread
can anyone suggest a nice but not too poncey/pricey soho bar/pub to have my works leaving do on thursday (could also do food, but not essential) - not my normal haunt and didn't get much help on messenger :)

thankyee
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Ask Thirdman
he knows all the places. The John Snow as a pub is ver' cheap but it depends how many people you're trying to squeeze in as it's always busy.

Where you leaving to?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I'm going freelance
time i was my own boss!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Woo!
Good for you and feel free to offer me a job, eating crisps or something ;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:06, archived)
# if the position becomes available
you'll be the first i ask :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# what about the place
we went for razor's bd?
Can't remember the name tho!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:01, archived)
# The Boardwalk
yeah i was thinking of that - just wondered if anyone had any other suggestions
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:03, archived)
# the Langley
off Longacre (more Covent Garden-way) is swanky and has earlyish happy-hour and plenty of totty and there's a great (but bit pricey) mexican restaurant right above.

(those were the days before my knot-tying mind you :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:02, archived)
# seconded
the Langley is good (on Langley Street, I think)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:03, archived)
# also
I know Bar Logic has a basement (called Sub-Logic). It's on Argyle Street, v.close to Oxford St. tube.
Not sure if Bar Logic does food though.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:07, archived)
# thanks one and all
i'll check 'em out
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# it does
but it's pretty crap food and the waitresses are well stroppy.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:34, archived)
# quick, dirty, poignant
I like it
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# .
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Dammit
Now I can't get Mr. Benn out of my head.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:50, archived)
# cotton buds
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# and then, as if by magic
... the shopkeeper appeared.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:07, archived)
# A brolly and a hat...?
That is one cautious mouse
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53, archived)
# maybe he's trying to make a big impression
at an interview, or maybe on a first date?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# TJ: Badger runs amok
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I don't know which is funnier
people getting attacked randomly by a badger or the badger actually knocking on people's doors in order to attack them.

Prolly the second one.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# it's nice that he's so polite about it...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Huzzah
for another godawful pointless anim...


New window clicky
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:49, archived)
# is that a rocket pen?
Rocket Pennnnnnn!
Burning down the streets of...er...something or other.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51, archived)
# pointless works for me :)
I love specs, used to be an optician. What lenses did you get?
/anorak
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I'm getting my new prescription sunglassses on Sunday
I will be able to go out in the sun and everything now.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53, archived)
# splendid!
i just wear contacts and ordinary sunglasses, but you get sand in your eyes with that :(
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I have luvverly
photo-chromatic(?) lenses - only tested them in the sun once so far, cos it was pissing down when I got them yesterday.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# put them in the fridge
and leave them on a windowsill when you aren't wearing them and the photochromatic stuff works better. And NEVER get tooth paste on them cos it'll kill the photochromaticy stuff. FACT
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I know
I'm probably gonna regret this, but why/how?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:08, archived)
# i don't know why toothpaste ruins them but it does.
the fridge/windowsill thing works cos they react to light and cold and they improve the longer they are exposed to either. if you go out on a really cold day, they'll go dark.
do you regret it yet?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Amazingly, no.
I was expecting some long-winded technical explanation - not something simple and comprehensible.

Ta.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:15, archived)
# I don't do technical.
I'm a girl, after all
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Well
Helloh
/LPhillips
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I don't get on well
with contacts as I don't have enough tears in my eyes, apparently. (still have them, just don't wear them often or for long)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:03, archived)
# it's a pocket rocket
forget inkstains... that one will burn your shirts!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53, archived)
# quick and dirty remake/remodel cos I'm vay vay bizzy
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Why are
her boobs chearing?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Sum Of All Tears
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:44, archived)
# could you make it a bit bigger?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# like big to the MAX ?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# yeah!
TO THE MAX!

I wonder what the theoretical maximum size the jpeg format can handle. It'll probably either use 16 or 32bit values, giving maximums of 65536x65536 or 4294967296x4294967296 respectively.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:50, archived)
# PSP
only lets me go up to 32767 =/
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# hey cool
they're pointlessly using signed 16 bit values for image dimensions.

I wonder what a -1024x-768 picture would be?!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53, archived)
# AMEN TO THAT
:-)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:46, archived)
# big enough?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# jesus fucking christ
think of the myopic among us. please make it bigger
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Holy
jesus =/ You couldn't resize it could you, I'm on an ickle screen
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Sorry
I'm sorry. I'm working on a computer that dates back to 2000. These things never last!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Sorry - something else to chew on
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Holy fuckmonkeys!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# arse!
that is feckin massive!!!!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# yeowch
that are massive!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# tubular hell!
smaller! smaller!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:46, archived)
# well
this aint gonna make the frontpage
unless they recode it :P
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:46, archived)
# well, it DOES say "widescreen"
but you don't need to take it so literally.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:46, archived)
# thats small
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Well
you certainly do have a large one

(nearly took all day to download!!)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:47, archived)
# blimey
i'm on a big phat connection and that's taken a good while to arrive.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:47, archived)
# aww!
they look so sad!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:47, archived)
# i find it rather heart warming
that you noticed the pathos in his frankly enormous eyes ;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:49, archived)
# saying "christ that's big"
seemed a bit redundant, really!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Well
go ahead and do it anyway!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)
# woah
i'm standing at the back of the room... and it's still massive!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:49, archived)
# for something so big........
t'was a bit crappy. No hummus?

I mean all that for two tears??!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51, archived)
# don't be nasty
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53, archived)
# My brothers wedding cake
had two tiers..........but it still wasn't that big
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
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(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# singing ÀË ÀË ìÞÞÇì ìÞÞÇì ÀË
ÀË ÀË ìÞÞÇì ìÞÞÇì ÀË
singing ÀË ÀË ìÞÞÇì
ÀË ÀË ìÞÞÇì
ÀË ÀË ìÞÞÇì ìÞÞÇì ÀË
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# i was singin she'll be coming round the mountain
!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:03, archived)
# ah!
i always confuse those two. thought it was a text representation of glass breaking falsetto
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Bad Hair Day?


it was actually a bit longer than a day... but yes the amazing story of my hair!

brown, blonde, mowhy, bald... :)


if it doesnt work paste this URL into ur browser address bar www.geocities.com/apesgoboom/hair.gif
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:44, archived)
# red x and
a nice note on the clicky too ;(
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:48, archived)
# linky not working :(
I wanted to see that too
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Coarse Fishing
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)
# ARF!
i love it.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)
# heheh
geniarse
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Unseen Footage!

Airwolf to the rescue! Hooplah
Click here for bigness
(eek, my first post too)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:41, archived)
# nicely done
have a woo
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)
# welcome!
pull up a kitten.

da dadadada dadadada da dada da dada da da daaaaaa

that's very woo : )
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Woo !
welcome and all that bobbins :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:44, archived)
# hurrah for memes in first posts!
hello :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:44, archived)
# And when I say its my first post ...
... I do actually mean my first picture submission.

I have on occassion Woo'd and Yay'd at people.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:47, archived)
# well
you should have made that clear.
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:06, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51, archived)

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