Teh first evar DERBY BASH!

All the geeky cool kids will be there, don't you think enough of yourself to be one of them?!



Bring silly stuff.
Queries accepted below.

The Jessie Inn
So far we have the following people signed up for crash space:
- in vino veritas
- Syncubus
- masterconnor
- Mugatu
- Sir Zyk0tiK
- Kamikaze Stoat
- Black Moon
- Crazyjude
- Tutt
- Mstandot
Let me know if I've missed you off/you need a place too :)

Just so you know, I'm not going to actually allocate space and stuff but I have the following available:
- 2 sofas
- 1 double sofa bed
- 1 single bed
- plenty of floor space for those with sleeping bags etc.

The only catch is that I live above a residential home, and am likely to get quite a bit of grief over the noise, if you guys could try and be relatively quiet I'd be very grateful, and wouldn't spit in your brekkie next morning :D
If anyone wants my mobile number for purposes of orientation, lifts or general assurance, then email me (address in profile)

EDIT: The very lovely ablufia has asked me to point out that they have the following available:

1 double and 1 single bed spare, 2 sofas and a load of floor space for thee purposes of crashing* - sleeping bags/etc will be needed for any sofa/floor type arrangement - probably best to let them know it's in beeston, a short taxi ride away (i've been told £18 to £20)

*as long as they aren't bloody weird

I believe Sutton offered crash space too, though i don't know if that still stands. We can probably sort out who gets who at the bash...almost there folks! *excites*

Googled

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 18:24, Reply)

ohhhhh noooooooooooo!!

I'm in the UK in Derby 2 weeks later!!! :( poo bum arse bra

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:12, Reply)

Then you should fly back earlier

...it's the only solution!

Wanna meet for a drink when you're in the area anyways?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:17, Reply)

GROOMER

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 11:01, Reply)

I am too old to be groomed

I prefer to call it "entrapped"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 9:29, Reply)

Fly back earlier? ummm

I would have to fly to the UK earlier.. I'm not there you see

ohh drinkies? :)

/considering flying just for this weekend anyway

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 9:28, Reply)

edit: Flight booked - is coming, motherfuckers!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:26, Reply)

WELCOME ABOARD!

/Overexcitable

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:35, Reply)

tee hee

prepare the kiss thinger! ;)

This is going to be FUN!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 16:26, Reply)

the what thinger, now?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:37, Reply)

you'll see

:P

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 11:06, Reply)

oh my :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 23:07, Reply)

Ditto!

Derby, prepare for invasion by non-locals!

*hops a pond*

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:17, Reply)

*RAWK*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:45, Reply)

I would love to be there, back in my home town, but I'm stuck in crappy sunny southern california :(

(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 20:03, Reply)

I'm stuck in crappy (and humid as fuck) North Carolina

I'm going to try to make it.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:59, Reply)

I won't sign up yet

cos I'm not sure if I'll be in the midlands by the 14th yet. But if I am.... you lot should be afraid. Be very afraid. I smell.

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 20:40, Reply)

If you do come I shall seriously glee

This has the potential to be a great bash, attendee wise!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 20:55, Reply)

and I would get to lose

my virginity!

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 21:18, Reply)

I saw your virginity in a storm drain

just last week, with a label on saying 'return to sender'!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:55, Reply)

I think you were mistaken.

That was probably just my dignity.

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 9:11, Reply)

It's quite possible

considering how careless you often are with either of them.

I look forward to shaking your hand, or a hug if you're up for it.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:19, Reply)

sounds good, and there is a chance I'll be able to make it

won't sign up just yet until I know for sure, but looking good!

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 21:27, Reply)

DoIt!DoIt!DoIt!DoIt!DoIt!DoIt!DoIt!DoIt!

It'll be fun!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:20, Reply)

I just might try and come along to that one.

I'll see what I can do, no guarantees though.

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 21:49, Reply)

Bring

the Neville and 4dam and Gaijintendo with you...

in fact bring all the scots b3tans :D

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 15:53, Reply)

If I do come down it's likely I'll be driving

so I could pick them up along the way.

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 20:40, Reply)

im on the scrounge for a lifty

if at all possible

( connor, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 3:15, Reply)

I dont think

that is a good idea.
Afterall, I may come.

(thediscokingpin, Sat 9 Sep 2006, 1:24, Reply)

I'd make him turn back and head to Budzbar

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 11:01, Reply)

I work at queens leisure centre, just behind the bless!!!!

I'll pop in if I can and see what you people look like. Then I'll run away because I'll be too scared to talk to any of you.

(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 22:09, Reply)

Don't be scared.

The Gladstone bag full of butcher's knives is just there for dramatic effect.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:16, Reply)

I've just been informed that I'm coming to this.

Fair enough.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 22:10, Reply)

Did horrible tell you?

Or Jessie?

( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 22:27, Reply)

T'wasn't me!

I'm trying to convince people with nicities ;)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 22:57, Reply)

Yay!

More people with nicetitties, please!

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:17, Reply)

I've seen your nicities

and they are compelling.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:22, Reply)

Has anyone got any crash space

or can recommend a good cheap hotel/B&B?

( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 22:33, Reply)

yeah if I'm coming

I'm gonna need a B&B or some floor space of some description too.

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 22:38, Reply)

I have two sofas

A double sofa bed, and some serious floor space should anyone not mind roughing it/have something to sleep on. I have a feeling that it's going to disappear fast though, so if you want to put up with my hospitality let me know on here so I can keep track of how many want it

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 22:57, Reply)

can i book a place at the jessie inn ?

if plans change i will let you know.

( connor, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:11, Reply)

Sh-ur can sir!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:21, Reply)

I may be needing to reserve a spot?

even though you snore!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:26, Reply)

I may not have any space left by the time I get to you

I'm sure I'll fit you in somewhere though...

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:43, Reply)

I'd be delighted if you could accomodate me.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:46, Reply)

Some floor space would be lovely

I can bring a sleeping bag!

( in vino veritas, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 8:09, Reply)

Done!

Floor space for the sexy lady!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 8:29, Reply)

any chance I could have a bit of floor space too? (if I can make it)

I will sleep anywhere once i've had a few bevvies.

( mugatu, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 8:59, Reply)

Yep!

No probs.

I will have to ask people to be sort of quiet unfortunately, but I'll probably forget by then myself ;)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 21:45, Reply)

tahnks! :)

( mugatu, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 22:01, Reply)

I done finded this:

The Heritage Hotel is on Macklin Street, which seems pretty close. Can any of the indigenous species confirm?



Willing to cover the cost of a double room (I don't 'do' single rooms - I need the space for my hats) for pretty ladies willing to perform lewd acts in exchange for comfortable accomodation and free breakfast, providing they don't tell Nurse When.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 11:08, Reply)

MEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEE

*raises hand and jumps up and down*

can I come crash at yours? I don't mind donating a bit too... we could smuggle the other people I'm lifting in too :D

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 16:47, Reply)

So long as you're aware...

...I'm not joking about the lewd acts. Please ensure your ankles are clean.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 12:01, Reply)

Very close to town, and so not a bad choice

Chorizowagon, aren't you driving loads of other peeps? they need to know they'll be stuck in my clutches Derby tooo

Edit: Er, Yes, you did refer to that. Don't mind me. Tired. Blah.

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 21:48, Reply)

That's near

That's really close to where I live. You'd have to walk through town to get to the bless. It probably wouldn't take too long though....

The bar's been done up recently, don't know what the rooms are like...

( teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:18, Reply)

i would like to stay here please and thankyou what's going on?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 17:32, Reply)

I would imagine...

...most of us "Outsiders" will be arriving on Saturday.

I will be assembling a harem and moving on to The Bless as soon as my valet has ironed my hats.

Dress to impress. I will make you a badge.

Pip pip!

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 13:20, Reply)

does that mean i have somewhere to sleep?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 15:31, Reply)

Lordy!

*blushes*

You minx!

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 17:44, Reply)

it's...

not bad.. the photos do it more justice that it's worth! although they have smartened it up. They used to offer rooms at an hourly rate!! Fair dincum place to crash tho, probably the closest hotel to the centre There's also one opposite, www.derbycity.com/derby/range.html

(littlegreenguy, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 2:07, Reply)

That looks a bit more of a Guest House...

...or a B&B.

More tricky to sneak hookers, road cones and farm animals into.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 13:23, Reply)

You'll be fine with

the heritage then! You can hire it by the hour so I've heard...

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 14:09, Reply)

It's right above a club that used to be called

Pink Coconut (picknpokeaslut)
then it changed it's name to
Destiny and Elite (Desperate and Easy)

It's called Blu Bamboo now.
(havan't thought of lewd name for it yet)

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 14:12, Reply)

Hmm...

BlowBangPoo perhaps?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 10:50, Reply)

I like it...

Possibly Blowbang Ho?

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:38, Reply)

ok i might come

cant prommise anything yet

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:09, Reply)

ok

its still a maybe from me. but i will try make it.

( connor, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:09, Reply)

Count me in!

YAY!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:16, Reply)

Hmm. Derby.

I've never been there.

Not too far away from Brum though.

October is fairly free according to the Dr. When Bumper Book of Parties.

Might need floorspace (can provide own sleeping bag, valet, wagon lääger, that sort of thing).

*considers*

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 10:17, Reply)

I can provide transport

so thats that you're coming!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 15:55, Reply)

Oh.

I am. Can you see through my monitor or something?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 13:06, Reply)

Where the fuck is derby?

Is it near Dumfries?

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:40, Reply)

In Derbyshire.

( Fluffy elephants, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 23:27, Reply)

Is that in Scotchland?

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 15:03, Reply)

Noooo.

East midlands.

( Fluffy elephants, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 0:14, Reply)

Holy fuck

IN ENGLAND????????

It's full of Englishes

*not coming*

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 11:00, Reply)

Ooh, I might be able to make it too!

I'll have a look and see - will sign up once I know for definite =)

EDIT: Hurrah, looks like I can make it - and I'll be bringing the lovely Mrs Labs too! Let's ROCK!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:57, Reply)

Come along I'll drive

(if you think you're brave enough that is)

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 15:54, Reply)

can I come with you?

and thus drink lots? Or would you prefer a relatively sober horrible?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 22:37, Reply)

sober or drunk its up to you but I should have enough space

I hope....
dr when
JJ
Kerry
and horrible.... perffick!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Sat 9 Sep 2006, 15:16, Reply)

Don't forget you can fit one in the boot =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:53, Reply)

Hahah

Empty beer boxes aside, there's more room than in the back seat!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:58, Reply)

hahaha doh

I threw it away finally, I need to restock my car beer supply!!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:53, Reply)

Will also be driving.

So I can probably take some locals, too.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 12:51, Reply)

Well it looks like there isn't much point in me driving then

I suspect I'll look into this a bit closer to the time though!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 16:52, Reply)

Likewise.

I can fit 4 bodies, with plenty space for luggage and hats. The car smells a bit like sweaty armour and used swords, but the windows open and everything.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 12:00, Reply)

Hmm,

I'm tempted, but it would be my first ever bash, and I'd still be thirty-seven days under legal pubbing age, and all of this isn't helped by the fact that I look like I'm only fifteen.

So probably not.

( Fluffy elephants, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 22:32, Reply)

I'll buy you drinks if you're lully

(and understand I mean 'buy' not always 'pay for')

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 9 Sep 2006, 0:44, Reply)

Haha, cheers. .

I wouldn't expect anyone to actually pay for my drinks (early on in the evening anyway).

Hmmm, I'm more tempted now. I sort of know Derby but I don't know where The Bless is. Is it off down many lonely streets or is it visible from the patch outside the Guildhall and that place surrounding there?

(I've looked at the map, but I'm terribly crap at deciphering all those squiggly lines.)

( Fluffy elephants, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 19:18, Reply)

Bit further out than that

Are you familiar with The Island (bar) or Queen's leisure centre? It's pretty near those. But from the guild hall you basically walk out past Wetherspoons/the big cathedral and it's up there, about 3/4 minutes walk from town centre/Guild Hall.

But not to fret if you don't know Derby (or what the hell I'm on about!), there be guidance if it's required, or email me for my mobile number and I can meet people as they arrive.

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 23:35, Reply)

I'll go down sometime in the week,

and have a scout around and see if I can find it. If not I may be e-mailing.

( Fluffy elephants, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 20:37, Reply)

I might might MIGHT be able to make this one.

( mugatu, Sat 9 Sep 2006, 18:15, Reply)

YAY!

*gets hopes up*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 9 Sep 2006, 21:23, Reply)

I'd love it if you did!

Try! Try HARD!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:26, Reply)

I really really want to come to this one.

Because it's 'just round the corner' for me.

But I'm probably too old.

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 9:13, Reply)

how old is too old?

There's already a 30 year-old signed up.

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 12:44, Reply)

30

is not old!

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 22:02, Reply)

In fact...

...it's three years younger than me!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 10:13, Reply)

It may be a silly night, so I don't know?

But I certainly wouldn't condone not coming simply by an age. There will be a 30 and (hopefully) 37 year old there, and if you want to come, you just should. Simple as.

Plus I want you there.

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:42, Reply)

Oh Jessy my dear.

How can I refuse now?

I'll sign up if I can, I'll look into it and let you know.

PS. I'm 40 by the way, so I may well be the oldest fart there.

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 1:38, Reply)

YaY!

*glees*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 5:57, Reply)

as long as you're not the stinkiest fart

it doesn't matter about the age of the gas ;)

:D

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 16:49, Reply)

*Parp*

Cor! whiff that.

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 25 Sep 2006, 2:42, Reply)

*voms*

*faints*

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 10:09, Reply)

Oh noes!

It was you on MSN.

Look, really sorry, but I thought you were one of these "Hey, I'm hot and horny" chat room bots.

This is neither an insult nor a compliment. It's just the truth.

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 26 Sep 2006, 0:10, Reply)

but I am a chat room bot

... its a compliment, those things are super fantastic amazing cool*


*utter bollocks I have no idea what I'm rambling about today** but no worries I'm not offended


**this is also utter bollocks as I'm rambling about bollocks!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 15:47, Reply)

Older farts stink less!

(I'm the 37 year-old)
/edit: and I am going to be there

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 14 Sep 2006, 6:08, Reply)

I'll stick with you then

and we can talk about the 70s.

( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 25 Sep 2006, 2:08, Reply)

Maybe we can get them to play disco?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Sep 2006, 8:25, Reply)

Disco is the plops!

And I'm 36, so there.

HAAAAARDCORE!

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 13:30, Reply)

being old is a positive plus

exept when my knees give me gyp.
if i come i will probably be the oldest fart there... so no excuse

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 22:01, Reply)

Won't sign up just yet...

but you know I can't turn down a piss up ;)
Edit: wtf... I'll be there

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:20, Reply)

YEAH!

You rule, yeah baby, yeah you do!

*does spazzy dance*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 10:57, Reply)

I am so there!

At the bar, under the table...

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 12:05, Reply)

not if I'm under the table first

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 8:40, Reply)

Looking up the girls skirts

you letch

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 11:07, Reply)

Do you mind.

It's crowded down here.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 14:30, Reply)

ooo look...

a peanut...

*looks up jessies skirt*

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 11:58, Reply)

Careful!

That's a trained peanut, and it can poke you square in the eye!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:28, Reply)

I'll bring some safety goggles then...

or perhaps buy them in bulk!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 16:29, Reply)

I've been thinking about

designing a line of safety contacts for fashion conscious welders.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Oct 2006, 4:05, Reply)

A look that says I'm hard

yet soft at the same time...

Arcelicte...
*pulls blue steel face*

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 14:15, Reply)

Can anyone

recommend a hotel close to where we'll be getting langered?

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 18:35, Reply)

I have floor space (and maybe sofabeds yet, I don't know)

But there is also the Heritage hotel which others will be crashing at I believe (^^^)

if I'm not too hung over there will most likely be brekkie at mine too, but only the quiet ones get it as I live above a residential home, and suspect I'm likely to get into quite some measure of trouble over the loudness that night \o/

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 21:54, Reply)

Doh!

How did I manage to miss that?

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 10:01, Reply)

I'll try to help with eggs and stuff

(assuming I'm not completely battered and sore)

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 14 Sep 2006, 6:11, Reply)

GOOD MAN

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:14, Reply)

I aim to please.

Any energy left over, I try to use for brekkie.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:29, Reply)

I read that as Bukkake

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 14:15, Reply)

That too

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 14:30, Reply)

ooh

i'm going to check my extensive* social calendar and hopefully come along to this :)

if i can make it, i will probably have 1 double and 1 single bed spare, 2 sofas and a load of floor space for thee purposes of crashing** (although I am in beeston, a short taxi ride away)

will update later ! mucho excited - me bashee virgin :)

* hahaha - as if !
** as long as you aren't bloody weird

EDIT: right, i'm in - see you there ! let me know should you need to crash.

( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:50, Reply)

Wonderful news sir!

Welcome aboard!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 10:55, Reply)

YAY!

(and I liked the 'not being bloody wierd' amendment)

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:31, Reply)

is this place in walkable distance from the train station?

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 7:23, Reply)

Yes

But it's a good 20 minutes or something, and easier if you know where you're going, hahah. There will be lifts from the station if you let me know when you're arriving, obviously if anyone knows others training it and can arrange to arrive at a similar time, that would be wonderfully helpful :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:30, Reply)

cool not a problem - I can always jump in a taxi.

Also, apologies for my confusion about 'should I get a hotel or not' but I have decided to take up your kind offer of bed/sofa/floor/garden space if that's still ok :)

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:14, Reply)

It is :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:15, Reply)

*bums* ta!

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:43, Reply)

are we all going to get a good bumming?

or a good dobbing?



or both?

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 16:30, Reply)

depends on how good you are

good bad
( mugatu, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 13:11, Reply)

A Lift from the station sounds braw

I'll check the train times nearer the time.
Also,any Sheff b3tans wanna meet up at The Howard,then get the same train,could save on taxis.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 12:47, Reply)

Is Derby near Huddersfield?

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:08, Reply)

um...

sort of?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:14, Reply)

are you coming freebies?

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:43, Reply)

I'm coming now

So everyone better be pleased.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:18, Reply)

I am!

So that makes everything okay

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:24, Reply)

*dances*

Yeeeeah

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:50, Reply)

:)

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:43, Reply)

We can be indecisive together

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 11:50, Reply)

yeah maybe...maybe not. We'll see.

;)

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 12:32, Reply)

£33.10

for a saver return

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 12:39, Reply)

whereabouts do you live? Think it will cost me less than £20 return

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:36, Reply)

Aylesbury

And I've just been told I have to work


Sorry all.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 14:56, Reply)

:`(

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 15:05, Reply)

You lied to us....

Why would you lie!!
WHY!
:'(

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:01, Reply)

Meh!

And I made you a BADGE.

*sulks*

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:05, Reply)

*parp*

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 14:39, Reply)

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nice one fella!

Haven't seen you for bloody yonks

( mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 15:05, Reply)

Yarrrrrooo!

It's true!
/renaissance poetry blog

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 11:32, Reply)

I are coming

Yes indeed.

Can you spare any room for me in your place please? :) I'm only small so I won't take up too much room :)

Thanks muchly ^_^

*cute fluffy animal face*


edit: It's unlikely i'll be able to go now, work won't give me the night off work 'cause 3 people already have it booked off, meaning i'm sad :(

I'll let you all know if this changes, i'm gonna try beg people to swap with me.

( Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 3:27, Reply)

:D

Yeah we need somebody to make the morning brew!

Only kiddin ;) Haven't see you post for ages!

( mugatu, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 13:48, Reply)

I have a tea-based suprise for all of you :)

^_^

( Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 17:28, Reply)

haha YES!

( mugatu, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:44, Reply)

I'm sure we can manage something

you could spoon with Syncubus or something?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 19:01, Reply)

I'm down :)

Sniff of a beer mat and i'm anybodies. :P

( Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 23:11, Reply)

*clenches*

Not real spoons, you GAY!

Damn! Is that a penis or a ham? No wonder you're bow-legged!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 21 Sep 2006, 6:09, Reply)

THis is probably a bit of a long shot

But can anybody help me with details of public transport from the train station to the bash? Cost, times, etc.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 10:29, Reply)

you mean from derby station to where the bash actually is?

Apparently it's about a 20 min walk, so can't be too far in a taxi.

( mugatu, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:51, Reply)

makes

google map of route

( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 18:04, Reply)

Anyone that needs a lift will probably get one

It's a short walk to town, but admittedly easier to find if you know where you're going

Anyone that wants my number just incase, email me and beg suitably ;)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 20:30, Reply)

I really really really really

wanna come to this.
But m***y's too tight the mention, I'll see wht I can do.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Sep 2006, 22:22, Reply)

DO IT

You know it'll be worth it, and I hate to think of you crying into your cold teabag missing out on this historic night.

Plus, you'll be bitter enough already sucking on a teabag. Silly.

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 14:32, Reply)

Just done the train times

Turns out it's only £7.80 return!!!

All I have to do now is convince the missus that it'll be a good idea to go, oh and get the time off work!!! I'm there!!!

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Sep 2006, 16:06, Reply)

YEAH BABY!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 14:24, Reply)

Braws.

Is there any more free floorspace? I have a bag for the insleeping.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 14:41, Reply)

There's still plenty of floorspace for the taking!

There may even be a sofa (or sofa bed to share with some sexy b3tan)

*adds name*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 14:44, Reply)

Phwoar.

Thank you!

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 14:47, Reply)

it's me you are paired up with

*bums*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 23:54, Reply)

In that case I retract my previous statement

and replace it with: PHWOAR!

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 1:49, Reply)

i'm feeling extra fluffeh!

hmn. mondeo time.
sign me up.
I know derby well and truly.
And the zanzibar?

Pffft

Used to work there !!!!!

( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 0:31, Reply)

that's nothing I would admit in public ;)

( mugatu, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 7:08, Reply)

nor

would staying at the heritage be admitted to!

only worked at that place in requirement of
1. free alcohol
2. loose women
3. beer money

( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 9:52, Reply)

I'm sorry

I'd put up with a lot for you guys, but we are not going to Zanzibar!

...but welcome aboard soldier!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 8:28, Reply)

what about

The Friary (Scream)? or Walkabout? Tis good on Sat nights

(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 15:36, Reply)

If that's what people want to do, then sure

Otherwise I'd say no, I got enough of those overpriced, overcrowded studenty places when I was at uni!

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 16:32, Reply)

I'm sorry for the pain you've had to suffer

I'm afraid....it's still there...
*sob*

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 14:19, Reply)

Most tempting

My brother lives in Derby. I won't confirm yet but I'll get on the blower see if I can make it.

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 25 Sep 2006, 10:10, Reply)

I think that me and the good lady vomit

could mosey along for a bit . . . See you all there

( The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 18:12, Reply)

COR!

*faints*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 18:32, Reply)

huzzah!

( mugatu, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 12:00, Reply)

is derby on london underground?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 0:41, Reply)

Isn't everywhere in the UK

on your fantastic public transit system?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Sep 2006, 2:49, Reply)

Yes

Just get a taxi from Kings Cross ;-)
No, Jesus, don't actually. I'm only joking...

( lactosetheintollerent No Bull. More Cowbell!, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 7:51, Reply)

:(

Looks like I'm not going to be in the midlands in time, and before the move I are veh skint.

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 11:37, Reply)

:(

( mugatu, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 12:00, Reply)

Though it makes me sad, this is very much okay

...but if you can make it and don't make make every possible effort to, I shall never forgive you.

Ever :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 14:54, Reply)

What do you mean it's very much okay!?

You're supposed to be heartbroken dammit! If I can't make this one, I'll definintely be along for the next midlandsy bash.

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 22:08, Reply)

ooooh......

I mis-read details on this bash on the main board! I thought it was on Sep 14th and had been and gone!

I might be able to make it after all :D

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 6:50, Reply)

Hooray!

Looking forward to seeing you there, old bean.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 12:24, Reply)

I thought this bash had been and gone…..

….I was given the impression it was on SEPTEMBER 14th.
I might be able to attend afterall :)

Mr Kerry, sir? Did you say I could hitch a ride with you?

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 13:14, Reply)

HE DID! HE DID! I SAW HIM!

Heheh, you're so eager you posted twice, awww...

Anyways, now you've admited that you may be able to make it, I am back on track of taking NO REFUSAL

/Gets excited

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 15:11, Reply)

Bizarre

I posted again because the original didn’t show up.

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, whatever

I liked mine better.
Now concentrate on making it happen sir!

*rubs knee*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 15:40, Reply)

*loses concentration*

*falls off chair*

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 15:44, Reply)

Less of that you

Get yourself together and come up to Derby

*rubs other knee*

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 15:50, Reply)

*enters state of delirium*

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 15:57, Reply)

*rubs Jessie's knee*

now? ;)

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 16:31, Reply)

*tries to stop foot twitching*

~taptaptaptap~

damnit

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 18:18, Reply)

*watches*

*draws*
*uses artistic licence and adds....."props"*

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:21, Reply)

pencil in one hand...prop in the other ;)

( mugatu, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 7:27, Reply)

He can prop himself up with it?!

*gets even more interested*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 8:35, Reply)

WoooHoooo

Some men are born lucky*



*lucky tripod

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:51, Reply)

Hmmmm……I wonder…….

*tries*

[snapping sound]

……..uh oh……

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 11:40, Reply)

Nurse! Hand me that Plank and 50cc's of the narcotic pain reliever of your choice!

Its ok I think we can save it mr Jackson

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:33, Reply)

What's that saw for?

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:46, Reply)

Its called DIYS

Guess the S

:D

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:53, Reply)

Is it too late to go private?!

8|

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 15:03, Reply)

Yes I'm afraid it is mr Jackson

*snaps dirty latex gloves*

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:34, Reply)

*Closes eyes*

*goes to happy place*

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:49, Reply)

Please...

...will you GET A ROOM!

I am becoming aroused...

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 10:19, Reply)

As said up there^

but you may miss it.
Any Sheff b3tans want to meet up at The Howard,catch the same train and save on taxis,or trips from jessie.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 12:50, Reply)

hmmm

none of you will know me as i tend to lurk now, but i may pop along and stare at you lot, knowing that you wont recognise me (huzzah for incognito!)

(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 21:32, Reply)

Joy \o/

(sign up then be-yatch!)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 21:56, Reply)

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(Biadsdaks, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:39, Reply)

Attention! Attention!

The very kind Dr. When has suggested that there is a possibility of him aquiring a limited number of name badges for us, proper ones like. We can pretend we're sad 'net geeks at a meetin...ah.
Yes, anyway, my point; Dr. When feels it may be nice to print up some of these badges, so if you are pretty sure you are going to attend and would like one please state your password* in reply

*B3ta name and 'real' name

Thanking you kindly :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:01, Reply)

Ooh! OOH! I want one!

Username: Jessie
Real name: Jessie

Thanks Dr. When :D

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:12, Reply)

Pfft!

That's your stage name!

You pre-op, crossdressing tranny!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:26, Reply)

You're just angry because I made you wear the trousers

You flame-retardent fart facilitator!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:31, Reply)

I do like the blousy comfort of a nice skirt

and don't blame me if you parp a bit when I hug you
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:33, Reply)

And if you haven't got a picture in your profile...

...I will be using a RANDOM MEME.

Random, yeah. Heh heh heh.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 12:23, Reply)

I'd enjoy one, as well.

User: Syncubus
Name: John

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:25, Reply)

Marvellous idea ,erm thingy..

B3ta name: Mstandot
Real name: Matt

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:44, Reply)

Hahaha!

You have a silly name and you're willing to wear it on your shirt in a crowd?!

"Matt"! Pfft! Your parents must've hated you right from the start! No wonder you use an alias on here!

I am actually just being silly.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 30 Sep 2006, 0:19, Reply)

*stares sternly*

Could be worse, I could be American!!!!!!


;)

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 30 Sep 2006, 14:45, Reply)

Great Idea - count me in !

B3ta name: Dixon_Bawls
Real name: Jay

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 23:09, Reply)

Sounds pricy.

Hope people chip in if needs be.

B3ta Name: Jolly Jack
Real Name: Achibald Q Luxury Yacht (pronounced: "Phillip")

:)

( JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 8:22, Reply)

haha! I would LOVE it if you real name was Achibald :)

( mugatu, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 9:09, Reply)

No, no, by 'proper ones' I mean like you get at any 'net meet of high geekiness

Those plastic clip on ones you print then peel the film back on and stick together (er, I think anyway).
He's 'aquiring' them

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 9:56, Reply)

That's the plan...

...backup plan is to make pretty stickers instead (stationery theft is a crime, apparently).

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 17:08, Reply)

excellent! I'll buy him a drink in return

B3taname: Mugatu
Real Name: Gareth

( mugatu, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 9:10, Reply)

b3ta name: mr horrible
real name: Quentin Gerry.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:01, Reply)

LIAR!

We all know it's Margo ;)

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 19:16, Reply)

Mungo

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:29, Reply)

Midge

.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 17:47, Reply)

oooh...

B3ta name: as below
Real name: whatever the good doctor fancies

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 19:15, Reply)

ERIC!!!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:58, Reply)

Oh, no...

...I can do much more interesting names than that.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:10, Reply)

no no no

Eric, as in Eric Morecombe... which is who he looks like :D

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:37, Reply)

ERIC!!!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:15, Reply)

ERIC the Fruitbat!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Oct 2006, 4:24, Reply)

Oooh, fancy!

U: Kamikaze Stoat
R: Dave

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:10, Reply)

pip pip

username: ablufia
realnameâ„¢: bod*

* not really, but that's what i'm most commonly known as

( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:54, Reply)

Not Big Bod, is it?

( Fluffy elephants, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 23:30, Reply)

no,

nor is it clever - but i'm also sometimes known as 'fatbob'...does this help ?

hold on - you're not grooming me are you ?

( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:15, Reply)

No, not grooming, my dear . . .

Just that many moons ago I used to know of someone called Big Bod. He was a Hell's Angel and amusingly short. However, I haven't seen or heard of him for quite a while.

( Fluffy elephants, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:36, Reply)

well

thankfully that's not me.

( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 8:59, Reply)

Badges.



I have ID badges so far for (in no particular order):

EDIT: List Updated 13/10/06 9:05am

Me
Chorizowagon
KM Labs
TopUpTheTea
Grey Kid
Black Moon *
Kamikaze Stoat
Captain Wow :(
Dave the Hat
Ablufia *
ChunderBunny *
Jessie
Syncubus *
Mstandot
Dixon Bawls
JollyJack *
Mugatu :(
Mr. Horrible
Mrs. Labs
Sutton *
Geoff the Clownfish :(
Monsieur Monster
CrazyJude
Fluffy Elephants *
Elnicko

* indicates use of random meme for picture.

Not on the list? No guarantees, but I may be able to make you a badge if you email me at work before noon: sbri (squiggly snail symbol) iface (littil spotty thing) co (another littil spotty thing) uk - the earlier you get me the info, the better chance you've got.

And if you keep hold of the badge holder thingies, I can make some more for the Cov Hallowe'en bash, for those what are coming to that and all!
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 16:54, Reply)

Sorry but I think Captain Wow has dropped out.

When's the latest for new badges please? - I might come to this.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 17:34, Reply)

Latest....

...Wednesday.

*creates but doesn't print*

Name please! (Don't tell me it's actually Geoff, isn't it?)

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:02, Reply)

Oh yes. Parents, eh?

Let you know by Weds.

/ARSEBISCUITS!!!!!!!!!

It now looks highly unlikely I can make this.
I am too furious to go into details.
If there is any way I can I will.

:¬((

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 12:18, Reply)

Pah.

You and your dropping-outness.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 10:44, Reply)

I wanted a random meme!

*sulks*

*notices that Sync has one*
*plots*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 21:36, Reply)

*holds high over head*

Stretch for it!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 6 Oct 2006, 22:52, Reply)

*sulks*

_{*plots differently*}
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 22:54, Reply)

I feel my lovely wife shouldn't miss out...

User name: Mrs Labs
Real name: Anne-Marie

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 14:29, Reply)

Done.

*rests on laurels*

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:15, Reply)

me

ta :)

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 17:42, Reply)

Votre name, Sir?

Or shall I make one up?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:14, Reply)

wicked

i can't possibly tell you how excited i am about this - first bash and a badge :) woot !

( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 20:30, Reply)

Lewis Sutton IV

there ya go sir

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 11:41, Reply)

*looks at list*
*crys*

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 14:23, Reply)

I would like a badge.

Please.

I be Vicky.

( Fluffy elephants, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 23:06, Reply)

You've been done.

"Done". Heh.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 10:43, Reply)

Please!

U: Monsieur Monster
R: Tim

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Oct 2006, 14:26, Reply)

you've been...

...officially pimped.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 16:21, Reply)

SWEET!


( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:26, Reply)

I believe I had the first Derby bash about 3 years ago

and the Bless is, quite frankly, shite.

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 21:44, Reply)

You don't have to come

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 2 Oct 2006, 21:57, Reply)

Good - that way we won't have the guilt of wrecking a nice place.

( mugatu, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:08, Reply)

Christ!

I've been in that pub, way back in 2003 on a gradschool course! It was indeed... nothing special.

Edit: But apparently it has been refurbished.

Still, this matters not to me as I can't go. I have to move boxes in London that day for PAY AND A HALF. Fuck yeah! :(

( drunkenoaf, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 19:20, Reply)

You should go

You sound like a barrel of laughs.

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 14:07, Reply)

Pfft!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 16:50, Reply)

hehehe ^ this

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 10:04, Reply)

Free place to crash in Derby centre

floorspace, sofas and the such like, cooked breakfast for pint buyers.

according to my friend who felt it necessary to make his first post on b3ta to prove me wrong...., the Heritage hotel is nice

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 1:14, Reply)

After party.

So, is there anywhere in Derby where I can get my dose of Hard House and Breaks at 3AM, or what?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:41, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

er, dunno to be honest, but when I lived in Derby you were lucky to get a dose of the clap at 3am

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:29, Reply)

To be fair...

...I was hoping to get the clap before closing time.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:47, Reply)

Hahaha!

*cleans monitor*

bastard

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Oct 2006, 4:28, Reply)

I remember back in the days when Progress used to be a hard house night...

at least I think Progress is in Derby...
( mugatu, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 7:19, Reply)

Progress is sometimes at a place called 'Time'

and it's chav city central

(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:16, Reply)

Progress is at Red this Sat

but not sat the 14th :(

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 21:58, Reply)

the glasshouse

plays trance/HHouse till 3am ! if that is good enought for sir

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:53, Reply)

Until?

UNTIL? That's when I start! Bah.

You do realise I'm missing Plump DJs for this gig, don't you?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 12:28, Reply)

tis crap in there though

the bass rattles the windows, it gets annoying

(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 13:31, Reply)

never

been not my sorta place

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 17:43, Reply)

I'm really sorry, but due to extremely shit financial situations I can't make this afterall :(

My bank have just taken an obscene amount from my account in fees as I went so overdrawn last month. I really now do need every last penny this month just to buy food and to get to work etc. Really sorry :(

( mugatu, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 8:53, Reply)

:(

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:19, Reply)

*hugs*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:43, Reply)

Awww!

I've called my bank before and asked them to refund service fees. Their policy is doing it once/year.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Oct 2006, 12:55, Reply)

Buggeration!

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:09, Reply)

LOSER!

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 17:13, Reply)

I'd made you a badge, too.

Now you will never see it.

Cheer up, you might win the lottery.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 17:49, Reply)

*luffs*

( Fluffy elephants, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 19:46, Reply)

Oo! oo! Groom me!

I don't know any of you by sight or smell, but you sound nice...

Will you be gentle on a lurking-double-figures-posting-type-person?

I will bring cakes.

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 17:18, Reply)

*packs extra whip and gimp mask*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 12:57, Reply)

I am

Definitely there, it am on teh calendar in my kitchen, only acts of god (or the trent omnibus company going on strike) can stop me now!!!

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 20:51, Reply)

In that case...

...I made you a badge.

It's Badge Deadline Wednesday, you know.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 11:13, Reply)

If I get a coach up from London it will cost £9.00 return!

Is the Bless near the coach station?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 10:26, Reply)

about a 10 minute walk

come to Derby and get some lovin*

*or at the very least, a hug :P

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 12:57, Reply)

I'll check out b&b prices....

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 16:16, Reply)

There be kippage at mine

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 22:59, Reply)

This sounds like a very lully offer

I shall consult the partner & see if we can make it. It would be lush

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 23:50, Reply)

You must: it is an order!

:p

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 2:04, Reply)

i have just re-arranged stuff to come to this

but i may need somewhere to stay unless i drive back that night. i always carry gifts and am willing to share.
i only need a small space as i am totally self sufficiant.

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 18:29, Reply)

This is brilliant news

And there is still crashing at mine. I can't promise beds/sofas to all, but if people try and bring something to sleep under at least we should be fine for soft surfaces :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 19:41, Reply)

yay!!!

i am so happy....... mainly cos driving back to southend would have been a cock from derby!! i will bring many many balloons!

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 20:17, Reply)

If you ask me nicely...

I make you an badge!

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 10:20, Reply)

please doctor when

please will you make me a badge

i'll make you a balloon teddy bear

or a cock hat, whichever takes your fancy

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 20:07, Reply)

You've been...

...badged up.

I will be bringing my own hat, but you're welcome to make me a balloon Newcomen Engine or something instead ;)

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 12:48, Reply)

Would it be okay for someone to come along who isn't actually a B3tan,

but I can assure you is gorgeous and lovely?

( Fluffy elephants, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 22:11, Reply)

Absolutely!

(as long as they are suitably warned what a weird bunch we are, hahah)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 0:08, Reply)

Burn them!

Burn the heretics!

Hahahahahahaha.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 10:59, Reply)

ATTENTION PLEASE you lovely bunch of bashers!

As we are fast approaching our destination i'd just like to check a few bits.

Here is my list of people I know to be joining me at the Jessie Inn Saturday night:
- in vino veritas
- Syncubus
- masterconnor
- Kamikaze Stoat
- Black Moon
- CrazyJude
- Mstandot
- TuTT

PLEASE can you let me know if you no longer need your place, or if I have missed you off?
This is about my limit for soft surfaces, but there will always be space for floor-kippers, even on the night. Could I just ask that if anyone has sleeping bags/blankets that they could bring without too much effort, that they do, because this is something I will struggle with :)

Sutton and Ablufia also have crash space, if you require more than I can offer, or just don't like me, then contact them through whatever means you deem appropriate (and legal in your area of residence), I hear they're quite lovely.

Hmm, what else? ah, yes, anyone that wants my mobile number feel free to message me and I will provide it.
Anyone that is likely to need lifts, I need to know before the bash, so I don't go getting drunk too early...unless anyone signed up for the psycho package? then dubious driving comes as standard. Just let me know your ETA in this thread, and maybe there are even people arriving around the same time and we can save a few molecules of the environment ;)

I think that's it for now \o/

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 18:45, Reply)

There are many trains from Sheff.

I was thinking of getting to Derby for around 4, but I can get there earlier, if it suits you better,for the dumping of bags e.t.c

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:44, Reply)

4pm would be just about right sir

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 22:12, Reply)

4PM sounds good to me...

I need time to change into my party pants before walking accross Derby town centre for the amusement of locals.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:11, Reply)

any peeps can stay at mine ......no killers/rapists ta

no taxi required dead centre of Derby woooo (got lost ? mob number 07739838740)MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG BUT RIGHT NOW
contact me any time, (i don't do much hehe) i'll meet ya ASAP
i'll be dressed as a nun

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 1:18, Reply)

I'll be bringing a sleepybag.

ETA... About 5:00, then a walk to the pub.
That's the plan anyway- the last two trains I've tried to catch have gone without me!

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 14:41, Reply)

i won't be drinking

so will be parking in that car park close to the pub and can drive some peoples back to wherever i am staying.
taxi service for all.

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 10:11, Reply)

Well, if I'm doing nowt else

We may shuffle along . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:13, Reply)

You'd better...

...I made you a badge.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 9:12, Reply)

Are noobs welcome?

Like me, for instance?
My Alvaston mate can put me up.

( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 15:36, Reply)

Aye!

It's not an exclusive thing :)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 16:49, Reply)

I am nagging my fucking bollocks off here

i'm trying to get to this bash
i'm 50% there
i'm trying my best
over and out

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 13 Oct 2006, 22:24, Reply)

come come come come come

you and your interesting arms.....

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 22:29, Reply)

my interesting arms are in overdrive

but it is looking unlikely now :¬(

if i do make it it will be later on

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sat 14 Oct 2006, 10:02, Reply)

i cant make it folks

sorry

( connor, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 15:04, Reply)

bugga

bums

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 16:24, Reply)

time?

what time is everyone getting to teh bless?

(littlegreenguy, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 16:14, Reply)

i was gonna get there at 5:30

ish

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 16:23, Reply)

i

just tried calling you on the number you left up there ^ but whoever answered wasn't you...
yes, i double checked the number, as well
i was wondering what time people are actually getting there - i'll be there for about 7:30'ish

( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 16:46, Reply)

hey that is my number ...

i was given the first one by a friend as i did not know my own number ... woops sorry

( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 14 Oct 2006, 17:13, Reply)

Woo, am I the first one back home?

I had a great night with you guys, you were scary at first but once I got my shyness out the way, you all seem pretty cool. Hope to see you all at the next bash in coventry! I send my love out to Chorizowagon for making me feel so welcome, you're lovely!

Somebody get some photos up!

(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 1:04, Reply)

i

got home about 11.30.
then woke up at 6.30 on the sofa with a can of lager in hand - so i went to bed.
i also had a great night !

edit: the hat

( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 13:20, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

*breathes*

Hahahahaha! That's lovely.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 23:45, Reply)