Arthur Askey, the way I hear it in my head
I made this!
No idea why, but I got the "Busy Bee" song stuck in my head. Only not with the original lyrics...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Oh and if you do...
...You'll come back :)
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Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:51,
Reply)
I superlikey!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:50,
Reply)
Oh. You're here, are you
Watch out - crawling with hootooers, this board.
Who do you think posted a link to Vauxhall Bugger last week?
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:07,
Reply)
Thanks!
... for posting the link to Vauxhall bugger.
I only noticed you had because day by day the "Number of views" figure went something like 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 500, 900.
So cheers again! (Hoo are/were you on hootoo?)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:58, Reply)
Oh I daresay you'll work it out eventually
No clues. :p
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:08,
Reply)
Welcome to B3ta
Excellent work. PS I got banned from h2 too. ;)
Chris
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:27,
Reply)
Homeless World Cup
Hi folks, Can you donate some money to this charity?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:32, Reply)
If the players are homeless
then yes
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:13,
Reply)
hahaha
yeah fucking bums, make them work for their charity! *whips*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:31,
Reply)
'56 Nations, one Goal'?
Doesn't sound like a very exciting match to me.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:47,
Reply)
Homeless? Pfft...
Don't they have new
;)
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Darklord, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:13,
Reply)
Yeah...
I think it was in Denmark where most of the ugandan(or cameroon, can't remember) team vanished
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:08, Reply)
the prize?
a crate of Special Brew lol
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:34,
Reply)
ooooooooookay!!
i was looking at this guys profile when this caught my eye...
"I have a particular inclination for natural history subjects...My images may not be used to promote... Darwinian evolution or anything conceptually related..."
so he's interested in natural history but not Darwin evolution! pfft!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:05,
Reply)
Maybe he just doesn't like survival of the fittest
Darwinian evolution isn't the only theory on offer.
Then again, maybe he just be a foo'!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)
survival of the fittest is going to skullfuck him
if he doesn't let anyone use his work
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)
he doesnt want anti-christian
or pro-darwin - i think he believes in that book the bibbal! by Geoff Oliver Dickinson! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17,
Reply)
He's an idiot then.
In contrast, check out the brilliant Darwin Week on R4:
www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/darwin/
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)
ooh cool ta!
i shall check that out! :D
oooh just ordered a free tree of life poster :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18,
Reply)
Nicely
I've got a feeling the picture of Darwin that links to was the last picture taken of him, according to ZSL Vice President John Edwards
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:31,
Reply)
he was fantastic!
but had a lot of tragedy in his life :(
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:43,
Reply)
This looks interesting:
www.zsl.org/zsl-london-zoo/whats-on/scientific-meeting-darwin,304,EV.html
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:44,
Reply)
that does look interesting
time for a b3ta Darwin lecture bash! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:50,
Reply)
Heh, a surreal concept
Incidentally, I took the picture of that Meerkat at the top of that page, before web development savaged it
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:58,
Reply)
oooh very nice sir!
You damn good photographer you! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:46,
Reply)
Send him a message...
...saying that you've used one of his images as a background for a picture of the pope having sex with Richard Dawkins, but that it's ok because you credited him.
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:29,
Reply)
i just made this webshite to showcase some of his work
ilove-athesim.webs.com/index.htm
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:14, Reply)
Good work that man
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:28,
Reply)
athesim?
edit: disporves?
edit2: as you can't click replies on /links, i will click the original link instead.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:37,
Reply)
Epic rofl...
Shame they didn't use his pictures for the atheist bus campaign.
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busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:38,
Reply)
Foddy has a new game
Not as good as the cricket one but not as hard as QWOP.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:37,
Reply)
I really like this
and I must stop playing it before I get fired...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:17,
Reply)
nice
reminds me of an old school game about buck rogers, on the master system I think
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:30,
Reply)
Ron Asheton has died
He was a founding member of The Stooges along with Iggy Pop.
(Maybe he saw the insurance advert Iggy did and thought 'fuck that')
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:19,
Reply)
I'm fucking gutted
Rock Action was a true hero of mine, one of the most importan guitarists in rock and roll history and genuinely awesome.
another dead legend
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XR2rl_OVcl4
suprised more people haven't commented on this to be honest, shame there isn't a "i don't like this but i appreciate the sentiment" button...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:12, Reply)
Now that's a 'home cinema'...
22 picture slideshow of an impressive home cinema and Star Wars paraphernalia.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
I've seen this before.
It is amazing, I want so much! I have a feeling that it is one of GL's many sprawling mansions. But I'm not certain, think I saw it on dave or somewhere.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:01,
Reply)
Didn't realise...
...that Gina Lollobrigida was a big Star Wars fan. ;o)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 7:08, Reply)
Tumescent With Rage!
I made this!
I started a blog yesterday, it's sweary, contains bad drawings and has opinions that are barely thought through, i plan to make it a daily dose of bile bomb wrong cockery.
Though i will probably fail, as ever.
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:14,
Reply)
"The Clifford Tower" :D Haha
Love your writing style too and the great variety of insulting descriptions for your target celebs.
Clifford tower is my fav phrase, but I won't spoil it here.
Nice one
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:22,
Reply)
Hahaha genius.
*adds to favourites*
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:41,
Reply)
Max Clifford is very honest about what he does.
He doesn't try to couch what he is in fancy language and management speak, he's always struck me as very forthright. Not saying I like the bloke or follow any of the shit he doles out but he makes a lot of money out of fucking idiots (those that have the stories and those that lap them up).
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:55,
Reply)
hahaha! i like this
*clicked*
*bookmarked*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:00,
Reply)
hahaha, fantastic work :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:06,
Reply)
nice drawings!!
and excellent rant. be great to hear your opinions on the daily mail and how it thinks britian is going to hell, one pedophile at a time.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:57,
Reply)
you're an angry angry person
*adds to favs*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:32,
Reply)
Paramore
I made this!
Jumping on the perpetual bandwagon, this video is based on this comic strip from my site XL Comics
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The Ropewalker, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:13,
Reply)
Yep.
That's "Why does anyone like Paramore?" summarised.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:38,
Reply)
Fookin' ell, he does look in a two and eight!!
Over Christmas with all the booze n' food flowing, one time I had the hiccups for ages, somebody told me to drink a tablespoon of Vinegar!
Works a treat, I've never known anything like it, Gone in 30 seconds!
It's something to do with the acid in the vinegar shocking your stomach.
Not sure it would help this fella though...
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Darklord, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:59,
Reply)
Every time I have hiccups, I drink out the far side of the glass, but I do it slowly
It's the way it compresses your chest. Some people just drink out the far side really quickly and go "well, that didn't help". But it works for my everytime when I do it slowly.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
I don't get why people think it works.
The water goes down in the same way and doesn't really touch the diaphragm. Surely, if you're going to try it at all, it makes better sense to take water into your mouth, THEN stand in whatever strange position you want to and swallow it?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:16,
Reply)
I don't know why it works
but it does.
SCIENCE!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:20,
Reply)
Works for me every time
I think it's as much about the concentration as it is the technique, I don't understand people's venom towards differing ones, as long as it works for you then where's the issue?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:21,
Reply)
I'm not having a pop at what works for people.
I just think it's mostly psychological. I don't stand on my head and drink warm milk with white pepper when I get a nervous twitch in one of my fingers, toes, or a thigh muscle, etc. I just move which ever muscle is causing the problem and it stops.
You can't easily do that with your diaphragm though, and people mistakenly believe that risking choking yourself solves the problem when you force peristalsis to work against gravity. It's mental.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:25,
Reply)
Normally I find humour in other peoples misery
but I genuinely felt bad for that guy. He looked like he would burst in to tears any second.
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Peej, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:04,
Reply)
I probably would have killed myself after a month.
Surely if it's not a physical defect it'll be something psychological - Tourette's, even?
Nasty stuff.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:09,
Reply)
not at all funny
like dripping water torture, only with endless teeny-tiny punches to the chest, I would imagine. Poor bloke.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:09,
Reply)
Didn't this happen in the Simpsons?
There was a bloke on a TV programme who kept going "Hic. Kill me. Hic. Kill me."
I hate the hiccups. I swear by a spoonful of sugar or drinking water backwards. Maybe I should suggest them to this guy? He might not have tried!
Poor guy :(
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:11,
Reply)
Both those remedies were in that video.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:13,
Reply)
I can't watch the video at the mo
as I'm at work and I haven't got Flash. I just saw the still.
sorry!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:16,
Reply)
Oh god.
I'd have probably tried suicide by now.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:13,
Reply)
I thought they already
found the cure, "digital rectal massage"
www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire/stop_your_hiccups.html
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:18,
Reply)
I've got your cure, right here, baby.
*unzips*
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:29,
Reply)
hahah
now if that don't scare the bastard back to health I don't know what will!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:31,
Reply)
I wonder how willing he'd be to try it.
Especially after two years of suffering from them.
He'd be horrified if it didn't work.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:32,
Reply)
yeah totally
that would definitely drive him to suicide
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:35,
Reply)
I might write in and suggest sticking a pineapple up his arse
just to see if he tries it
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:48, Reply)
Guess what Tony Blair has chosen to appear on his spiffy medal
I made this!
Blair is to be awarded not one but two medals by lame duck George W. Bush next Monday, and the Congressional Gold Medal will feature Tony Blair's choice of words and images.
Guess which words and images he has chosen to win fabulous* prizes.
(*Actual fabulousness of prizes may vary.)
The competition asks for comments, email or bloggage, but I'll happily accept entries from registered B3ta users if you want to drop one here.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:51,
Reply)
Dieu est mon droit
image an animash of eagle head on a lion body
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:30,
Reply)
What a cunt.
I'm guessing either a quote from the Bible, or something he said
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:37,
Reply)
yeah, him and Jesus, they're both the like sort of the same, right?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:43, Reply)
"What a cunt"
No, that's what *I'd* put on the medal.
:O)
Good guess with a Bible quote, though.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:54,
Reply)
"I felt the hand of history upon me"
The logo will be either a sun with rays, an owl or a big fucking cock.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:03,
Reply)
George W Bush's face
at the moment of climax
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:34,
Reply)
"You put your right hand in, your right hand out, in, out, in, out..."
Or "This is not a time for soundbites."
Or something to do with this faith and globalisation bollocks he's doing at Yale.
Or something Latin, like Scientia est potentia.
Or something else.
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zoldergoose, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:31,
Reply)
Im going with
"This is not a time for soundbites." on one side and
"I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders" on the other. That way, he can flip it whenever hes giving a speech and it will tell him how to proceed.
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:45,
Reply)
the past 5 years or so
we've all felt both hands of history on our shoulders
love the speech-prompter, though
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:11,
Reply)
something about horses
and friends
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:51,
Reply)
Charlie Brooker's Poop Wipe
I made this!
I'm sure you're all familiar with Youtube Poop. Just thought i'd post this poop I made out of a clip from Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe.
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The Ropewalker, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:45,
Reply)
Brenden Burns vs Heckler
Following on from yesterday's Most Offensive jokes posts...
GC he say no
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:29,
Reply)
I love this clip for some odd reason, just for the agony of the bloke next to her
Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8IQYSp0EuE With Richard Herring being a bit more eloquent to some pissed dickhead
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:33,
Reply)
Superb!
I never knew he had it in him.
He always comes across as so timid and shy but he actually deals with that very well
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:39,
Reply)
Yeah, I did feel sorry for him though, must be well annoying
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:40,
Reply)
this guy has different tactics
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_mmlWsWBfTQ&feature=related
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:28,
Reply)
ooofff!
thats uncomfortable viewing! hilarious though!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:06,
Reply)
Rat and Cat are best friends
How long before this goes horribly wrong?
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:56,
Reply)
cute
I would imagine to a cat being nibbled by a rat it feels rather nice, tickle monsters that they are.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:24,
Reply)
This. Is. Awesome.
A stream of nineties TV with a chat window on the side. It's brilliant.
Don't read this, go and watch it.
"Link may not have been posted before. Maybe."
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:55,
Reply)
OMG
I forgot how good the intro to Kenan and Kel is.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:58,
Reply)
fun
the chat room was a bit too 4chan-style-stupid for my liking, however.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:22, Reply)
might be fun to troll though!
not that i would...
:D
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:12,
Reply)
Xtranormal is now making me feel sick!
Please can we use /links for other sites too?
In case you have forgotten here is a list of popular sites other than Xtranormal :
www.youtube.com
www.break.com
www.liveleak.com
www.wordpress.com
www.google.com
www.ted.com
www.kongregate.com/
feel free to use any different sites you may know...there are plenty of them out there!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:36,
Reply)
best link so far today
and it aint even a link.
Edit: oh wait, it is...grr!
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:56,
Reply)
Why not ban youtube as well?
(except for "I made this"links)
and add openfilm.com and vimeo.com
www.vimeo.com/channel2981
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:23,
Reply)
well....
the variety of different sorts of video on youtube is immense. from raw videos to animation etc etc etc....
and I did say "feel free to use any different sites you may know"
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:28,
Reply)
Yes...but.....
links is more often flooded by youtube vids made by someone else than by anything else
at least the present xtra bandwagon vids are being posted by people who have created it themselves
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:36,
Reply)
I think some people have been very creative with Xtranormal
The wagon will pass over, but not until somebody makes a parody of your little hissy fit!
;)
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Darklord, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:36,
Reply)
Pffft! I think people have been creative with it too...
this isn't a hissy fit just a suggestion that we can post other things on links!
Looking forward to my parody!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:14,
Reply)
oh fuck off moaning
why not post something interesting rather than a fucking rant? It's only a phase, it will go, deal with it.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:34,
Reply)
stop ranting about my rant!
get your own rant :)
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 14:37,
Reply)
:(
I'll have to go away and make a new super rant now just to show you up!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:25,
Reply)
My friend Leo doing a spot of sarging
NSFW
I made this!
I feel way too late to this after yesterday's flurry!
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Cocksure, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:13,
Reply)
ok...I'm now sick of these.
this is one intense bandwagon!
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:15,
Reply)
oh crap...
no...in a nice way?
*cowers*
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:36,
Reply)
haha
I was clutching my handbag ;)
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:59,
Reply)
Crank 2 HlGH V0LTAGE Trailer
NSFW
To say that this trailer looks barmy would be an understatement - it has the potential to be either the worst or most gleefully over-the-top action movie ever.
NSFW,incidentally, as if it weren't obvious.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:11, Reply)
Amy Smart is all of teh sexeh
Edit: do you work for Empire or just copy and paste their text?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:31, Reply)
Tasty Coma Wife
as I know her.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:01,
Reply)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THIS SITE ALREADY
I made this!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:04,
Reply)
Did you have to make him look like the guy underneath you?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:05,
Reply)
The characters are pre-designed.
There's no customisation afaik.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:27,
Reply)
Over My Dead Body!
NSFW
I made this!
Decided to join the 'Xtranormal' bandwagon!
Enjoy my movie directing debut and retirement, as the site is too busy and slow now, so I won't be doing it again...
(plus I'm expecting the internet police to arrest me for this, so I maybe going away for some time) ;)
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Darklord, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:59,
Reply)
haha
bad bad bad, to hull with you!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:19,
Reply)
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