Quote:
"There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment..."
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:14, Reply)
I nearly pissed a lung out.
"YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:34, Reply)
Me: sendz me pics uf ya dangazone first dawg - hollacaust!
Her: HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english
Me: You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message.
Have a great day.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:55, Reply)
But I've not laughed so hard in ages...
In response to some l33t Sp33k.
"First I want to know why you have a keyboard from Prague"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
this person. "your spelling is nearly as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)
YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH
I think I just ruptured something after reading this one
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:15, Reply)
fucking hell i hate this 'gangsta' culture. Sick and tired of the little fuckers on the bus...kids today, eh? They don't know they've been born.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:15, Reply)
The cholesterol one genuinely had me in stitches!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
And then I'm going to sodomize you until you bleed.
OH MY THATS GONNA HURL OUCH LOL
Yup. I'm goin' dry too. Anyway... so what position do you like the best?
DAMN YU GOIN DRY WOW YU REALLY TRYNA HURT ME HUH YU GONE PULL ON MY HAIR LOL AND I DNT HAVE A FAV HONESTLY IM A VIRGIN...:]
Seriously? I don't belive that. You look like a huge whore.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
but he pulled it back from the brink amazingly!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, Reply)
It would have been funnier if I could have understood the txt speak.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)
*clicks*
"What's up?"
"Your cholesterol"
brilliant.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
"
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick."
How am I meant to get work done when theres so much comedy gold on teh internets?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)
but I just wanted to say again how fucking awesome this is!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:10, Reply)
i clicks
edit: I think this is one of the funniest things I've read in ages. Genuine lols.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:33, Reply)
I too have never laughed so much. The one that got me was:
ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:19, Reply)
absoloute quality,
4EN6 = forensics, inventive haha
and a woman who only speaks like a retard to IMPRESS the others??
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:47, Reply)
your cholesterol! hahaha
the alzheimer's convo was another good one.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:37, Reply)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I just killed an entire Friday with that.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:01, Reply)
I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life. It hurts now
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
that the word beautiful was spelled correctly more than a few times, its as if they checked the spelling of that particular word.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:08, Reply)
"I'm just depressed. I found out my dad has sickle cell anemia."
"SWEETY IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT BT LOVE YU JUST GOTTA STAY STRONG HAVE HOPE AND FAITH AND PRAY IMA PRAY FOR YU AND YOUR FAMILY"
"LOLZ IMMA JUS KIDDIN. I DONT NO WHO MY DAD IS."
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:38, Reply)
I'm so hoping this is not GC coz it made me pee alittle.. funniest thing i've seen in a while
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:40, Reply)
The cat's saying to itself - "I feel so dirty and violated"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:05, Reply)
At 0.37, just after the rabbit gets off the car - is that bunny spooge on the cat's tummy?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)
surely any video on the internet which gets posted on a different site is viral!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)
i think it's one of those videos that was made from the ground up to be viral rather than just being made for no promotional reason and becoming viral. but hey..it just looked "fake" to me. much better way of describing it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)
this is a stinky viral....
www.break.com/index/dont-forget-valentines-day.html
Probably NSFW
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:51, Reply)
Woosh. Pretty sure no glass cockery involved.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:55, Reply)
Tasteful pictures of Jesus. And tigers.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:43, Reply)
www.jesuspaintings.com/back_of_jesus.htm
WTF?! Siberian Tiger? Jesus? JESUS WAS FROM SIBERIA!!!........?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)
the tiger stripes are meant to allude to the scars on jesus' back? deep dude.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:07, Reply)
My two levels are still going strong for you lbp players. "Freddy Mercury's Treehouse" and "Ballad of the Meat Monkey".
Main reason I'm posting - are there any LBP creators here who want to do a b3ta level? My name on PSN is the same as on here (notice the underscores)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)
that looks most woo, i shall check it out post haste. and aye, a b3ta level sounds grand, but something tells me it'd get moderated pretty quick...well, that and the fact that it's pretty much nigh on impossible to collaboratively work on a level with someone else online...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)
What's the sketch with Littlebigland? Is it a forum for LBP?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)
a forum/review website.
To be honest, the best places for lbp news are mediamolecule.com , and the littlebigworkshop.com forums :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
It was inevitable.
i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp360/crackerpac/humptythumbcopy.jpg
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:20, Reply)
no photoshop necessary :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:48, Reply)
Dr Otherford demonstrates the Magnus effect, or how spinning a ball affects it's flight...
"A sporting Dr Otherford inspects the qualified merits of a vigorous games technique known as 'backspin' in which a cardboard cylinder, that one hesitates to venture originated from a temple of convenience, is unbound from a rotary swathe of elastic and proceeds along the most remarkable of trajectories."
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:17, Reply)
Read the link name for description. I'm going back to laughing.
ahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:15, Reply)
Yes they do. Everybody knows. It won't.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:52, Reply)
... History won't judge him at all. The future might, though...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, Reply)
With Simon Schama saying "Today, there is little doubt amongst historeans, the Blair's decision proved he was a massive twat"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)
i'm in usercreated b3ta
word list is animals easy
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:42, Reply)
Tough I never played I-sketch, gaz me to fix it up. I could use a coffee break.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:50, Reply)
Should be in the next newsletter me thinks.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:49, Reply)
It's the Daliy Cunt. They don't need any more exposure than they already have. IMO.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)
Fight crime with this bent over batman, fill his arsehole with water and then as you pump on his trigger cock, watch as he spits over people.
the other models of this pistol just have to be seen to be believed.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:03, Reply)
I do want one of those waterpistols now
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:57, Reply)
cgi.ebay.co.uk/rare-vintage-BATMAN-1966-WATER-GUN-PISTOL-MIP_W0QQitemZ400010110516QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_ToysGames_ActionFigures_ActionFigures_JN?hash=item400010110516&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318#ebayphotohosting
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:00, Reply)
and I wanted several to place them in line after one another...
mental image:
funnily disturbing of disturbingly funny? :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:03, Reply)
Speech Intro Demonstration.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 7:09, Reply)
It's wikipedia but written for people learning english. This can lead to some rather surreal results when looking at really simplistically written articles on things like rape:
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape
or
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography
Give it a try :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:23, Reply)
It was shit though. I later called Gyles Brandreth a twat for that Australia pun.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:37, Reply)
Can't help but think last weeks newsletter is to blame for this...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 4:32, Reply)
I love the way it nudges that one along the floor and he just sits there and takes it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, Reply)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:00, Reply)
Is a thumbman too. And he eats like a child. Having said that Masterchef is rapidly filling up the sky plus, love it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Wasn't the Jaws poster a b3ta creation? Naughty thumb doesn't seem to want to credit it...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:03, Reply)
I really don't know wtf is going on here but it made me laugh and laugh.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:30, Reply)
Was getting bored & hoped it was going to get better & right then it did... cant understand why he isnt beating them off with a shitty stick!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:17, Reply)
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=1Fhw0S0tAaM
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:32, Reply)
Peatree28 'Hahaha, if only they all did it '
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:34, Reply)
His name isn't really Bruce, is it? This is Oz comedy right?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:34, Reply)
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