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This is a link post Only good use of myspace NSFW
Quote:

"There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment..."
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *Fucking hilarious*
I nearly pissed a lung out.

"YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this a lot
Me: sendz me pics uf ya dangazone first dawg - hollacaust!

Her: HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english

Me: You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message.
Have a great day.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't normally like these
But I've not laughed so hard in ages...

In response to some l33t Sp33k.

"First I want to know why you have a keyboard from Prague"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post good reading!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is absolutley brilliant. I want to be have a drink with
this person. "your spelling is nearly as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Drat
that's the one that did it for me too!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
That's fantastic
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahhaha
YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH

I think I just ruptured something after reading this one
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why the internet was invented...
fucking hell i hate this 'gangsta' culture. Sick and tired of the little fuckers on the bus...kids today, eh? They don't know they've been born.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking immense!
The cholesterol one genuinely had me in stitches!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha yes that and
And then I'm going to sodomize you until you bleed.

OH MY THATS GONNA HURL OUCH LOL

Yup. I'm goin' dry too. Anyway... so what position do you like the best?

DAMN YU GOIN DRY WOW YU REALLY TRYNA HURT ME HUH YU GONE PULL ON MY HAIR LOL AND I DNT HAVE A FAV HONESTLY IM A VIRGIN...:]

Seriously? I don't belive that. You look like a huge whore.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me feel rather uneasy at points,
but he pulled it back from the brink amazingly!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely, fucking, brilliant!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.
It would have been funnier if I could have understood the txt speak.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post now this is a good link
*clicks*

"What's up?"

"Your cholesterol"

brilliant.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahah
"
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick."

How am I meant to get work done when theres so much comedy gold on teh internets?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Give up.
Nothing will ever be better than this :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I know I have already commented on this,
but I just wanted to say again how fucking awesome this is!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I totally want to fuck your son
hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Robbin Copper
esque!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
alf was a good show!!

haha! fuck!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post that was fucking hillarious
I read all of those *click*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
Just brilliant.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post HOLLAPATROL
best thing ive seen on here for a while
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post this excellent
i clicks

edit: I think this is one of the funniest things I've read in ages. Genuine lols.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
That is fantastic
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHHAHAHA

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post WIN
"Send me a roast turkey"

*Click*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't laughed so much
in ages, quality.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
I too have never laughed so much. The one that got me was:

ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
That one almost killed me
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
absoloute quality,

4EN6 = forensics, inventive haha

and a woman who only speaks like a retard to IMPRESS the others??
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post whats up?
your cholesterol! hahaha

the alzheimer's convo was another good one.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear Igotdamaged

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I just killed an entire Friday with that.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing!
I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life. It hurts now
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the way
that the word beautiful was spelled correctly more than a few times, its as if they checked the spelling of that particular word.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i hurt from laughing
"I'm just depressed. I found out my dad has sickle cell anemia."

"SWEETY IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT BT LOVE YU JUST GOTTA STAY STRONG HAVE HOPE AND FAITH AND PRAY IMA PRAY FOR YU AND YOUR FAMILY"

"LOLZ IMMA JUS KIDDIN. I DONT NO WHO MY DAD IS."
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Absolutely brilliant.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post Cat attacks Rabbit
I'm so hoping this is not GC coz it made me pee alittle.. funniest thing i've seen in a while
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - that is aces !
The cat's saying to itself - "I feel so dirty and violated"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post well thats new..
rape as a form of self defence
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! Bunny-rape!
At 0.37, just after the rabbit gets off the car - is that bunny spooge on the cat's tummy?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post Hip Hop Dancing girl on webcam.....
.....wait for it!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that stinks of viral
i'm afraid.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post stinky fakey viral

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh boo to me!
for finding a stinky viral...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hang on!
surely any video on the internet which gets posted on a different site is viral!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i get what you mean...
i think it's one of those videos that was made from the ground up to be viral rather than just being made for no promotional reason and becoming viral. but hey..it just looked "fake" to me. much better way of describing it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post to me...
this is a stinky viral....

www.break.com/index/dont-forget-valentines-day.html

Probably NSFW
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea
Woosh. Pretty sure no glass cockery involved.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
"public response was uniform"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
www.jesuspaintings.com/back_of_jesus.htm
WTF?! Siberian Tiger? Jesus? JESUS WAS FROM SIBERIA!!!........?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post do i understand correctly?
the tiger stripes are meant to allude to the scars on jesus' back? deep dude.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was more like
Tiger 1 - Jesus 0
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Mel Gibson probably rubs one out to these every morning

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post LittleBigPlanet - my levels. I made this!
My two levels are still going strong for you lbp players. "Freddy Mercury's Treehouse" and "Ballad of the Meat Monkey".

Main reason I'm posting - are there any LBP creators here who want to do a b3ta level? My name on PSN is the same as on here (notice the underscores)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post woo
that looks most woo, i shall check it out post haste. and aye, a b3ta level sounds grand, but something tells me it'd get moderated pretty quick...well, that and the fact that it's pretty much nigh on impossible to collaboratively work on a level with someone else online...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post My kids play so I'll let them know.
What's the sketch with Littlebigland? Is it a forum for LBP?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post its...
a forum/review website.

To be honest, the best places for lbp news are mediamolecule.com , and the littlebigworkshop.com forums :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers,
I'll point them in that direction.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Photoshoppery of Thumb Man
It was inevitable.

i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp360/crackerpac/humptythumbcopy.jpg
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it not a photoshop to begin with?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I chose to believe that he actually looks like a thumb
no photoshop necessary :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
That's exactly how i pictured it
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Flying Toilet Rolls - Science from the Sporran I made this!
Dr Otherford demonstrates the Magnus effect, or how spinning a ball affects it's flight...

"A sporting Dr Otherford inspects the qualified merits of a vigorous games technique known as 'backspin' in which a cardboard cylinder, that one hesitates to venture originated from a temple of convenience, is unbound from a rotary swathe of elastic and proceeds along the most remarkable of trajectories."
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Science!
Woo and Yay! Thank you, Dr Otterbrecht!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
*goes off to find toliet roll and string*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a link post hahahahahahahahahaha!
Read the link name for description. I'm going back to laughing.

ahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post he does not know whether history will vindicate him over the decision to invade Iraq. "I don't know. Nobody knows," he tells tomorrow's Times.
Yes they do. Everybody knows. It won't.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post As Jeremy Hardy pointed out on "The News Quiz" last week...
... History won't judge him at all. The future might, though...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I have visions of the future...
With Simon Schama saying "Today, there is little doubt amongst historeans, the Blair's decision proved he was a massive twat"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post I-stock photo
:)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't this in the newsletter?
?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post shit....then I'll hide in shame

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you could come and play isketch with me instead?
i'm in usercreated b3ta
word list is animals easy
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post cool stiuff
Tough I never played I-sketch, gaz me to fix it up. I could use a coffee break.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post Things that make you go ahhh...
Should be in the next newsletter me thinks.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No
It's the Daliy Cunt. They don't need any more exposure than they already have. IMO.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post DO WANT!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwww :)

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a link post Batman water pistol
Fight crime with this bent over batman, fill his arsehole with water and then as you pump on his trigger cock, watch as he spits over people.

the other models of this pistol just have to be seen to be believed.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post that guy needs to cut down on the narcotics
I do want one of those waterpistols now
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post damn
and I wanted several to place them in line after one another...

mental image:
funnily disturbing of disturbingly funny? :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nv
.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:00, Reply)
This is a link post Weird, But Strangely Fascinating Robot Head.
Speech Intro Demonstration.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post aroooooooooooooooga!
haha, strange thing
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Simple English wikipedia
It's wikipedia but written for people learning english. This can lead to some rather surreal results when looking at really simplistically written articles on things like rape:

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape

or

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography

Give it a try :D
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Hi Hexy :) Was that you on the One show?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hah, yeh :D
It was shit though. I later called Gyles Brandreth a twat for that Australia pun.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 5:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I get one of those
"Rape kits"?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Well...
Can't help but think last weeks newsletter is to blame for this...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 4:32, Reply)
This is a link post roomba kittens

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 3:19, Reply)
This is a normal post haha i was hoping for one of them to get sucked up!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I love the way it nudges that one along the floor and he just sits there and takes it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post Thumbman
Ummm...it's a man...who looks like a thumb.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post the internet welcomes you

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post seen this pic about quite a lot lately, reddit etc... at last he has his own website :D

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yes.
it was linked yesterday.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post was it? i did use the search and the preview functions.
sorry.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Greg Wallace off of Masterchef...
Is a thumbman too. And he eats like a child. Having said that Masterchef is rapidly filling up the sky plus, love it.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Wasn't the Jaws poster a b3ta creation? Naughty thumb doesn't seem to want to credit it...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN NSFW
I really don't know wtf is going on here but it made me laugh and laugh.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it!
Was getting bored & hoped it was going to get better & right then it did... cant understand why he isnt beating them off with a shitty stick!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I lold
for sure.

Weirdness FTW
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post How odd.
Is it me, or does his shirt match his wallpaper exactly?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a link post BRUCE!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post how could you not laugh at that
hahahha!!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Painful.

:(
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post O_O

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Bruce...

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post g'day bruce

(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=1Fhw0S0tAaM
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=1Fhw0S0tAaM
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post  
That truck probably broke his fall a little bit.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good old You Tube posters
Peatree28 'Hahaha, if only they all did it '
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaa...
His name isn't really Bruce, is it? This is Oz comedy right?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab!
*Clicky*
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You're in trouble now Bruce...

(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 1:41, Reply)

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