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This is a link post Inglourious Basterds - Trailer
some nawty words, not really NSFW as it's not pron
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This is going to be terrible isn't it
After Death Proof I have absolutely no faith in Tarantino.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post no.not terribble,
its going to be fucking excellent!
( hopes and wishes )
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post lies
death proof was frickin awesome
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i sometimes like tarantino's almost comic/violent style
but c'mon, world war 2?

oh,and brad pitt's a prick.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Um
so a film about terrorists, but it's okay, because they were on the good side.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrorists?
Maybe we should of carried on like gentlemen against the Nazi's then?


"I say chaps, carry on with the whole Jew burning thing by all means, but would you mind terribly not invading us?"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the point here is that
the violence against Nazi Germany was neccessary but shouldn't be glorified. I know the Allied forces did grotesque things (ie killing) but it was for the longer aim to prevent killing of innocents. Indulging in the gore and destruction is to somewhat defeat the point of the war and glorify the aspects that were deemed a neccesary evil.

But fuck it, that's my brain talking. I'll probably go see it and eat a shit load of popcorn too.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done QT
It's only taken you 12 FUCKING YEARS to finish this.

I noticed a distinct lack of Madsen in the trailer. One of the reasons he said he made Kill Bill before this was because he HAD to have Madsen in it, and he'd wait for him to available.

Could be good, will probably not be...

oh... and it's another fucking remake
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 8:18, Reply)
This is a link post My first ever attempt at using after effects I made this!
want to do more
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats pretty good
but is that it?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly yes
it was for a project at uni, we are all given 4 lines of rappers delight to animate, cheers for the kind words
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a complete version then?
with all of the song done by all the students?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You should take the time to
do the entirety of the 15min extended version. If you can still keep it watchable all the way through you'd deserve an oscar.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that's all super duper stuff.
this might give you an extra bit of ammo too.

aetuts.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/design-rhythmic-motion-typography-in-after-effects/

keyframes could sync to audio a little tighter but then again it's not the easiest thing to audio sync in AE anyway. good stuff!!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:05, Reply)
This is a link post The spokeman
has such a wonderful name.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's one of those great moments in journalism.
They could've just put 'a spokesman said...'
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:04, Reply)
This is a link post All the Single Ladies
Work It, Girlfriend....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post does not want :(

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW what a massive
Gunt he has
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post heh heh heh
internetz leg end he b the new numa numa man/boy/thing
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post En Ingles, por favor.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall translate.
"This is quite an amusing thing to have found whilst perusing the internet. This reminds me of the boy who famously lip-synched 'dragostea din tei' by ozone, otherwise known as the 'numa numa' song."
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Suck
sinked
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Merci beaucoup.

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post My EYES!
And is it just me, or does he get a little too... excited around halfway through?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post you know what
i think he may have
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked.
I don't know why, but I did.





Actually, I do know. I want this newslettered.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post umm
I am scared of this
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I love him.
Do you think he does private parties?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think with energetic dancing like that he'd be thinner

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
he seems much fitter than me... and i'm no way as fat as that :(

loving the camera shake :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Besides being fat he's just somehow a non-human shape.
Is there a giant hernia between his belly button and lob-on?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh My

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate attention seeking cunts like him
Hope somebody beats the fat loser to death with something hard and sharp
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post well i definitely have nothing hard to offer after watching that

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post how did he shit the front of his pants?

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Further research shows that this is some guy from a radio show
Guess the explains the billion inch TV in the shot.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh, wow
He's actually a pretty good dancer, except for his choice of clothing.

Why in the world do people put awful pictures of themselves up on the Internet??? He had to know people would make fun of him dreadfully--I mean if Brad Pitt was doing this, people would take the piss. I dance around my house with my big fat butt in a leotard, but I would NEVER >gack< film myself.

edit: LOVE the back hair.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:21, Reply)
This is a link post Ten Major Flaws of Evolution - refuted
A cut-out and keep guide to dealing with the stupid arguments creationists have been fed.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post do creationists even exist?
i've never seen one outside of the internet. It's almost as if atheists are scared of imaginary beings.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post some cunt at my work is a creationist
or intelligent design or whatever they call it nowadays.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...
I'm pretty sure they call it 'arsepiss' these days.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably just saying that to be a dick
Creationism isn't real.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post BUT GOD IS OMNIPOTENT.
DUH.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Never Mind All This God Stuff
I don't believe the next link up ^^^. I mean, wtsf?!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Vikings and Physics!
Little physics based flash game that involves chopping up ice to help rescue little furry fellas with big tools.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh
lovely.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a proper old skool stylee game
I like that! *clicks*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This game gave me insomnia
not enough levels with exploding rocks
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post this was posted a while back and i got really far.. near the end, but got stuck
will try again!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Man I love those hairly little viking fuckers
and the way they go "ruayyy!" when you save them
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post This kid for president! (or prime minister)
Quotes from some blokes son, they are funneh.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
On being asked by a lady in an elevator what he wants to be when he grows up

"Either a model or a police sniper."
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, he is advanced...
I still have some of these thought process' now as an adult :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I have this one pretty often.
On having homosexuality explained

"That's gross. Not the bit about girls kissing girls though, that's pretty good."
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a b3tan
im sure of it, he also did the psider drawing thing.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure if he's a b3tan but yeah he's the spider drawing guy
also worth reading is his "PArty in no3" its very funny.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
i especially like:

"You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work."

reminds me of george costanza that, made more funny because hes a kid
its like hes a comedy genius trapped in the body of a boy, and noone his age gets him
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post Nomnomnom Skittle Vodka
Nice tutorial for skittle vodka.

I wonder what the best mixtures of skittles would be.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I've tried this myself
it is not good.

Vodka mixed with cheap pop from Asda wins everytime - that and the raspberry ripple pop from Morrisons.
mmmm
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post There's this nasty vodka called Keglevich
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keglevich
It's Italian...

A friend made a list of the best flavours and combinations of vodka. The cheap vodka cheap pop combination is always the best; the list of the flavours of keglevich, incomplete, in terms of how easy they are to swallow are as follows (worst first):
Double Espresso (yes...)
Lemon with Sprite
Plain with Coke
Mixed Berry with Ribena (oh hell yes!)
Peach with actual fruit... considered posh
and lastly... Strawberry and Fanta, easily the most bearable and almost nice.

So, if ever you come across Keglevich, you have been warned and advised.

I once had Tesco Value Vodka, the ingredients were was:
Fermented Molasses.
Ick.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post it always tickled me that Morrisons has own brand vodka
the name? Morrisov....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's made from molasses it's technically rum, no?
Vodka is rectified grain spirit (rye, barley etc) or potato usually if I remember many boring training sessions.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've tried this myself
It's fúcking brilliant.

Red and purple skittles give the best, followed by green.

Don't give to diabetics.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post In my experience, Jelly babies are much better
The result after a week's worth of cold infusion is a thick, gooey sugary concoction which will get you buzzed of your flirking tits.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I run a poncey cocktail bar
and my staff are always doing shit like this. They are, almost without exception, disgusting.

The only ones that have worked have been bourbon flavoured with vanilla pods and cinnamon sticks, and vodka with citrus peels, cloves and sugar. This is called a shrubb and is lovely with soda.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:45, Reply)
This is a link post Street Fighter IV My Fist Your Face
Put your face on some of the Street Fighter characters and watch them fight =D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
i just beat up lady_munkee! haha!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks great, I shall play around with this later

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post So much...
...better than the actual advert. Mainly because there is an underlying fear that the chap on the left might explode or something.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
reading this comment before the video made it for me. :)

Also, this version is so much better for me because they're cracking up a little bit and aren't preceded by pretentious fuckery as per the advert. Top stuff!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post heheh!
nice :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post there must be so many people out there
twitching on the carpet having had embolisms trying to do this.

I was nearly one of them I'm ashamed to say...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
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(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I need help don't I
I blame turning 31....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post this pisses
on the telly version.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha haaahahah hahahahaahaaaaaa!!!!!
*breathes*


Oh, my! That is splendid! I love the guy on the left!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i just realised that i can move my eyebrows at the speed on the advert.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to be able to
then I got Bell's Palsy (3 times or more), now I just end up moving my scalp instead. It was a worthwhile trade as far as I'm concerned.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this and the youtube comments.
"lol, i saw that in a commerical"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This makes me laugth so hard i need a hit everyday!!
Still think im better tho!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman
...being weird....

EDIT: relink www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuO75_hJgCQ
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post david letterman ftmfw!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe! Excellent!
He doesn't look like he'd had the energy to rap....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Weird...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z-kzE1eHls
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm intrigued how long he's going to keep this up

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Intruiging stuff
It's part of a documentary that Casey Affleck is doing apparently.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post still totally would....

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Letterman or Joaquin?

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Joaquin silly!
I miss the hairlip though - he needs to lose the beard
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a rapper now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LieYeCudbQ8
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post A nice departure from the stage at 0:33
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_Ikksg40U
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post smooth!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
that's one of those camera tricks right?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post beard or no beard
he'll always be the fat one from Space Camp to me.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a tramp
and why is he wearing sunglasses indoors?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I can highly recommend him in 'Buffalo Soldiers' of you haven't seen it...
The trailer doesn't do the film justice, tbh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgONCTD4EPo
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post great film
didn't they delay the release of it by well over a year as it was thought unpatriotic after 9/11? Which meant My Big Fat Greek Wedding swept up nicely. Pah.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly not Letterman's weirdest or most uncomfortable.
It's up there, but it'll take a lot to beat Crispin Glover.

www.cracked.com/blog/the-9-most-hilariously-awkward-letterman-interviews/
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What a prick
I'm glad Letterman makes him look like a tool
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post Free Gin!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post WIN WIN WIN :D

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, thanks!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooyay!
A perfect combination of my two loves; 'free' and 'booze'
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I love Foxy Boxing!
It combines my two favourite things! Boxing and Referees!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post How about Boxy Boxing??

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet! :D
Thanks a lot. Hope I get some!

*Crosses fingers*
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers fella!
:D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah..
.. Hendricks is my favorite gin and is usually completely unaffordable.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:58, Reply)
This is a link post A Dickhead attempts some motorbike acrobats, on a busy road!!
Don't worry, there's no Gore, just gallons of stupidity!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post what a knobend!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
What a fucking turnip!

Glad to see the bike was wrecked instead of him. At least he lived to see his stupidity, and hopefully his written-off bike will stop him from trying something like that again.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post and i hope his insurance company see this video too
bellend doesnt deserve it
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Thirds

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What a tit.
I was wondering how he'd get back down.


Easier than I'd expected...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Yup! :D
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Sickeningly Cute Novelty Wedding Video
sorry to spew oestrogen all over you but thought this was sweet.

Dude and lady get married, dispense with usual wedding video and instead do the bit at the end of Enchanted...I give it 6 months
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet?
I was nearly sick!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah....
the things blokes will do for a bit of slap and tickle! he looked a bit bewildered.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No shock sites or videos
Or vomit enducing wedding videos... ;)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!
A momentary splurge of girliness - won't happen again guv :-P
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, I'm stunned ;)

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post but it is cute...
...a bit...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post even worse....I read about it....
...in Best
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
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(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What terrible weather.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
The bride looks like she's in pain. Perhaps he showed how he loved her?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually couldn't watch this....
yikes
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted a full 7 seconds

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I made it to 10
And then my mouse hand of its own volition turned it off.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
makes me wonder how much the groom had to say in this.

doesn't bode well i'm afraid.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post How does she know?
Well the way she gets spit roast after the reception by the groom and the best man, should tell her all she needs to know.

(sorry)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If the best man is the guy in uniform making a tit of himself
He deserves it, after the kicking he'll get back at the barracks
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That must have taken ages
filming different sections of the song in different locations, blah, blah.

If that was any wedding I've ever been to, all the males would have fucked off to the pub after the first line. It's hard enough getting people to stand still for a bloody photograph.

That video irritated me more than is rational. I think it was the smugness of the bride that did it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:11, Reply)
This is a link post I know it's a read...
but is there any way to bennyhillify text?

(read 1918 Battle of May Island)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a bad day at sea!

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Bangadeshi Brickie
How i want to know is how did he get them off his head!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post How I want to know is how did he get them off his head?
By using a glass cock.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe this is how it is done

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)

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