some nawty words, not really NSFW as it's not pron
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:10, Reply)
After Death Proof I have absolutely no faith in Tarantino.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:13, Reply)
its going to be fucking excellent!
( hopes and wishes )
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)
but c'mon, world war 2?
oh,and brad pitt's a prick.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:05, Reply)
so a film about terrorists, but it's okay, because they were on the good side.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:17, Reply)
Maybe we should of carried on like gentlemen against the Nazi's then?
"I say chaps, carry on with the whole Jew burning thing by all means, but would you mind terribly not invading us?"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:33, Reply)
the violence against Nazi Germany was neccessary but shouldn't be glorified. I know the Allied forces did grotesque things (ie killing) but it was for the longer aim to prevent killing of innocents. Indulging in the gore and destruction is to somewhat defeat the point of the war and glorify the aspects that were deemed a neccesary evil.
But fuck it, that's my brain talking. I'll probably go see it and eat a shit load of popcorn too.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:41, Reply)
It's only taken you 12 FUCKING YEARS to finish this.
I noticed a distinct lack of Madsen in the trailer. One of the reasons he said he made Kill Bill before this was because he HAD to have Madsen in it, and he'd wait for him to available.
Could be good, will probably not be...
oh... and it's another fucking remake
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 8:18, Reply)
want to do more
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:07, Reply)
it was for a project at uni, we are all given 4 lines of rappers delight to animate, cheers for the kind words
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:12, Reply)
with all of the song done by all the students?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:24, Reply)
do the entirety of the 15min extended version. If you can still keep it watchable all the way through you'd deserve an oscar.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:52, Reply)
this might give you an extra bit of ammo too.
aetuts.com/tutorials/motion-graphics/design-rhythmic-motion-typography-in-after-effects/
keyframes could sync to audio a little tighter but then again it's not the easiest thing to audio sync in AE anyway. good stuff!!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:05, Reply)
They could've just put 'a spokesman said...'
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:48, Reply)
internetz leg end he b the new numa numa man/boy/thing
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:17, Reply)
"This is quite an amusing thing to have found whilst perusing the internet. This reminds me of the boy who famously lip-synched 'dragostea din tei' by ozone, otherwise known as the 'numa numa' song."
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:49, Reply)
And is it just me, or does he get a little too... excited around halfway through?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:17, Reply)
I don't know why, but I did.
Actually, I do know. I want this newslettered.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:20, Reply)
he seems much fitter than me... and i'm no way as fat as that :(
loving the camera shake :D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:44, Reply)
Is there a giant hernia between his belly button and lob-on?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:47, Reply)
Hope somebody beats the fat loser to death with something hard and sharp
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 1:10, Reply)
Guess the explains the billion inch TV in the shot.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:32, Reply)
He's actually a pretty good dancer, except for his choice of clothing.
Why in the world do people put awful pictures of themselves up on the Internet??? He had to know people would make fun of him dreadfully--I mean if Brad Pitt was doing this, people would take the piss. I dance around my house with my big fat butt in a leotard, but I would NEVER >gack< film myself.
edit: LOVE the back hair.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:21, Reply)
A cut-out and keep guide to dealing with the stupid arguments creationists have been fed.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:33, Reply)
i've never seen one outside of the internet. It's almost as if atheists are scared of imaginary beings.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:15, Reply)
or intelligent design or whatever they call it nowadays.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:27, Reply)
Creationism isn't real.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:34, Reply)
I don't believe the next link up ^^^. I mean, wtsf?!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
Little physics based flash game that involves chopping up ice to help rescue little furry fellas with big tools.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)
will try again!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
and the way they go "ruayyy!" when you save them
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:30, Reply)
Quotes from some blokes son, they are funneh.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:41, Reply)
On being asked by a lady in an elevator what he wants to be when he grows up
"Either a model or a police sniper."
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)
I still have some of these thought process' now as an adult :)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:08, Reply)
On having homosexuality explained
"That's gross. Not the bit about girls kissing girls though, that's pretty good."
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:21, Reply)
im sure of it, he also did the psider drawing thing.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
also worth reading is his "PArty in no3" its very funny.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:32, Reply)
i especially like:
"You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work."
reminds me of george costanza that, made more funny because hes a kid
its like hes a comedy genius trapped in the body of a boy, and noone his age gets him
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:58, Reply)
Nice tutorial for skittle vodka.
I wonder what the best mixtures of skittles would be.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:40, Reply)
it is not good.
Vodka mixed with cheap pop from Asda wins everytime - that and the raspberry ripple pop from Morrisons.
mmmm
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keglevich
It's Italian...
A friend made a list of the best flavours and combinations of vodka. The cheap vodka cheap pop combination is always the best; the list of the flavours of keglevich, incomplete, in terms of how easy they are to swallow are as follows (worst first):
Double Espresso (yes...)
Lemon with Sprite
Plain with Coke
Mixed Berry with Ribena (oh hell yes!)
Peach with actual fruit... considered posh
and lastly... Strawberry and Fanta, easily the most bearable and almost nice.
So, if ever you come across Keglevich, you have been warned and advised.
I once had Tesco Value Vodka, the ingredient
Fermented Molasses.
Ick.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
the name? Morrisov....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:18, Reply)
Vodka is rectified grain spirit (rye, barley etc) or potato usually if I remember many boring training sessions.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:41, Reply)
It's fúcking brilliant.
Red and purple skittles give the best, followed by green.
Don't give to diabetics.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:45, Reply)
The result after a week's worth of cold infusion is a thick, gooey sugary concoction which will get you buzzed of your flirking tits.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:27, Reply)
and my staff are always doing shit like this. They are, almost without exception, disgusting.
The only ones that have worked have been bourbon flavoured with vanilla pods and cinnamon sticks, and vodka with citrus peels, cloves and sugar. This is called a shrubb and is lovely with soda.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:45, Reply)
Put your face on some of the Street Fighter characters and watch them fight =D
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:36, Reply)
...better than the actual advert. Mainly because there is an underlying fear that the chap on the left might explode or something.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)
reading this comment before the video made it for me. :)
Also, this version is so much better for me because they're cracking up a little bit and aren't preceded by pretentious fuckery as per the advert. Top stuff!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:57, Reply)
twitching on the carpet having had embolisms trying to do this.
I was nearly one of them I'm ashamed to say...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
*breathes*
Oh, my! That is splendid! I love the guy on the left!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:27, Reply)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:38, Reply)
then I got Bell's Palsy (3 times or more), now I just end up moving my scalp instead. It was a worthwhile trade as far as I'm concerned.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)
"lol, i saw that in a commerical"
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:18, Reply)
Still think im better tho!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:26, Reply)
...being weird....
EDIT: relink www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuO75_hJgCQ
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
He doesn't look like he'd had the energy to rap....
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)
It's part of a documentary that Casey Affleck is doing apparently.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
I miss the hairlip though - he needs to lose the beard
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_Ikksg40U
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:18, Reply)
he'll always be the fat one from Space Camp to me.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
The trailer doesn't do the film justice, tbh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgONCTD4EPo
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
didn't they delay the release of it by well over a year as it was thought unpatriotic after 9/11? Which meant My Big Fat Greek Wedding swept up nicely. Pah.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:37, Reply)
It's up there, but it'll take a lot to beat Crispin Glover.
www.cracked.com/blog/the-9-most-hilariously-awkward-letterman-interviews/
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:30, Reply)
It combines my two favourite things! Boxing and Referees!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
.. Hendricks is my favorite gin and is usually completely unaffordable.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:58, Reply)
Don't worry, there's no Gore, just gallons of stupidity!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
What a fucking turnip!
Glad to see the bike was wrecked instead of him. At least he lived to see his stupidity, and hopefully his written-off bike will stop him from trying something like that again.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)
bellend doesnt deserve it
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
I was wondering how he'd get back down.
Easier than I'd expected...
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
sorry to spew oestrogen all over you but thought this was sweet.
Dude and lady get married, dispense with usual wedding video and instead do the bit at the end of Enchanted...I give it 6 months
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:25, Reply)
the things blokes will do for a bit of slap and tickle! he looked a bit bewildered.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)
A momentary splurge of girliness - won't happen again guv :-P
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
The bride looks like she's in pain. Perhaps he showed how he loved her?
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
And then my mouse hand of its own volition turned it off.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:42, Reply)
makes me wonder how much the groom had to say in this.
doesn't bode well i'm afraid.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:41, Reply)
Well the way she gets spit roast after the reception by the groom and the best man, should tell her all she needs to know.
(sorry)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)
He deserves it, after the kicking he'll get back at the barracks
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:41, Reply)
filming different sections of the song in different locations, blah, blah.
If that was any wedding I've ever been to, all the males would have fucked off to the pub after the first line. It's hard enough getting people to stand still for a bloody photograph.
That video irritated me more than is rational. I think it was the smugness of the bride that did it.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 19:11, Reply)
but is there any way to bennyhillify text?
(read 1918 Battle of May Island)
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:12, Reply)
How i want to know is how did he get them off his head!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:34, Reply)
By using a glass cock.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)
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