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This is a normal post is that kevin turvey?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l87AHOeo9z8
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Someones showing their age
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I had never heard that!
Fucking brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll love this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21e7po1Sro&feature=related
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Look down \/
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The man's a genius.
I had the absolute pleasure of being two rows away from the stage at a gig of his in October. He speaks so much sense that I reckon he'd stand a chance if he stood for the position of God. :D
*enclickens*

EDIT: Here's some more Stewart Lee for y'all: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21e7po1Sro
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
That's what I think, that is.
 (Necroflange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post good rant
I'm going to watch this tonight
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Fluffeh Hammy Tiem I made this!
I just went to the pet shop to get some food for the cats, and had to take a photo of this Hamster, chillin out...


 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, awww bless him
he's all tuckered out after a hard days hamstering about...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post With all respects
How do you know it's a Him? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The copy of Razzle gives it away.
And his arse looks like it's blowing up a quaver.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was a she hamster, it would be doing the washing up...

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that was the most polite challenging of a hamster's gender i've ever seen

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It worries me that you went to the pet shop
for catfood and were looking at hamsters :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Worry no more sir,
Job Done ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That's almost a hamster goaste
Um, goatse rather than goaste, but I can't edit the subject line.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post just before he begins

*regrets*
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I just knew you pervs would pick up on the Goatse
This wasn't the reason for posting this up!!!!


*honest*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post it's also got some tubgirl about it
but im not quite dedicated enough to try and do it with ms paint
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post OMG gymnastics.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Sproingy!

(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs re-editing so we can persuade Dek and Goat that the nazis really did breed super humans which are now under the control of the NWO

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I could do that
but I don't want to
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Gymnastics motherfucker!
Do you do it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Ryan Doyle?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Easy.. all he had to do was spent every waking moment from a young age training at gymnastics and martial arts with a level of dedication most of us can only dream about. Ignoring any injuries and basically being fearless.

Easy I say...

Any one could do it...
/sarcasm
oh god I am so old and unfit...
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post But does he have a twenty inch cock that can whistle and recite Chekov?
That would impress me more
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post At least you not young and unfit,
actually I don't know which is worse
 (The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
What is his b3ta username?
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post my boss is friends with him :)

(bobming, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Lenscat
Nothing to do with a lens and a cat, nor is it anything to do with tubgirl.

It is however remeniscent of the malfuntioning dog in a very weird way...

Enjoy!

EDIT 0:15 FTW!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Malfunctioning Dog
I must see this.

Link anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post The Little Merpanda I made this!
As I may have mentioned once or twice, the Little Mermaid is travelling to China to participate in the Expo 2010. The debate here in Denmark is what should take her place...
(Dr Frank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha thats brilliant
and way better than the actual mermaid thingy.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha i like that one!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post Cave Story
This IS the greatest freeware game money can buy (sic). It took one man 5 years to make it. Read the review and please please please download it. You will be blown away.
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, this is an excellent game.
Freeware is the greatest idea, I play stuff like Blue Wish Resurrection and rRootage more than any crap on the 360.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, top game.
A super shiny version will appear on WiiWare at some point for some monies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks ace, but which version do I download.
(I'm a bit thick I know)
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Download the original and any of the english patches
Easier than it sounds!
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's class
One of only two freeware type games to get voted in the 100 greatest games of all time list. So it must be good.
 (Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a link post Mental Korean glitch-bodypopping
Gets interesting at 2.00, and then very very interesting at 3.40. Shame the excellent music is drowned out by a cooing crowd, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fanfuckingtastic
Cheers
 (PieEater, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The crowd keeps saying
"Awww", which sounds wrong.
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:21, Reply)
This is a link post Have you ever wanted superpowers?
Short film. If you get past the first bus scene it's actually quite entertaining:)

Kick ass ending
(Leonards, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace :D
I need to advertise for a nemesis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm available Sundays. Must be located in Berlin though.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn.
And I was thinking wednesdays too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, i like that
So i will click thusly
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Katy Perry Hot and cold (almost)
This is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
That singer's got quite a conk!
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He's more nose than man!




(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fab!
*Taps foot*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post These guys realy got it all goin' on !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post A blatant repost of something I made yesterday.... I made this!
but I posted it so late hardly anyone saw it, which may be a good thing.
(GOTO:10 dropped out, logged on and jacked off., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post and yet it's on the popular page
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn... didn't realise,
Should I delete?
 (GOTO:10 dropped out, logged on and jacked off., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
The first rule of b3ta is: don't repost
The second rule of b3ta is: don't delete
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The third rule?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Tin Foil

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *Taps ear*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No smoking.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Top vid
But it's near the top of the popular page, no need, and bad B3ta form for reposting.

*Edit* Submit it to the newsletter :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post this^^

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah!
So wrong. Off to Hull you go.

These ads are terrifying, but if i see someone have a floppy face, unable to lift their arms, and with slurred speech, I will be looking for brain-fire. No brain-fire, no ambulance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post Back of the Landing Net, episode 5
just dull fishing, some ok comedy moments
(backofthelandingnet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this speecdore fishing?

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What is to stop you taking 30 fishing rods and setting them all up at once?
I miss DJ Hetz Hudson
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You're showing all the classic signs of Hetz syndrome
www.b3ta.com/links/289268 "not just a dull fishing show"
www.b3ta.com/links/289865 "dull fishing"

Nothing wrong with posting stuff you've made, that's what this is here for but hang around and talk about it a bit. Welcome to B3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That could well be that
when he referred to it as anything other than dull a few people might have taken the piss... apparently... I might have been one of them :?

But it was in jest of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What is 'Hetz Syndrome'?
Also, this is rather funny
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bidetjackson.html
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently ....
A very rare syndrome characterized mainly by short stature, fused finger bones and extra testes.

Edit ... linkage so you know I'm not making it up - the website maybe though:

www.wrongdiagnosis.com/t/theodor_hertz_goodman_syndrome/intro.htm

Edit2 - even though I googled Hetz, it returned Hertz - boy is MY face red :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Hertz not Hetz.
I think I may have misread the above, thinking it was a reference to a real syndrome.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, oops, I really do have to be careful what I say.
This happened last week www.b3ta.com/links/MIT_Technology_Turns_Humans_into_Carebears

I had to dig for a few links so i didn't reply right away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop masturbating so hard then
breeeeeathe!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering what Bush got up to in 2003, that was the only thing to stop him winning a B3ta award.
www.b3ta.com/features/awards2003/

Sadly www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock is gone now, but that had tons of b3ta history, including a guide to Hetz Syndrome.

Phew, thank you internet archive web.archive.org/web/20041215125318/www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/ someone needs to mirror this site now I think.

web.archive.org/web/20041215125318/http://www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/hetz.asp for Hetz's page on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhhhhh, it all makes sense now.
Danke.

And just bidet.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks too.
Once I saw the 2 pics of him dangling the baby could be animated I was compelled to make it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh what a wonderful story
From the abrasive, contentious beginnings, he grew into b3ta folklore itself and warmed the hearts with his simple philosophy of SPEEDCORE.

Then, just when he's accepted he leaves, but leaves a changed man. A B3tan.

Only to make a comeback with photoshopped kittens! What a heartwarming tale.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
hey, only 3 rods allowed per person.
 (backofthelandingnet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post SPEEEEEEDCOOOOOREEEE!!!
It's the fast way of life you know...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post are there any
penetrative sex scenes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post rated M for Mackerel

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh
yeah baby

Edit: Something dodgy is definitely going on at 1:50, listen to that heavy breathing. "Hang on mate, hold it up... uuuuhhhhgg squelch squelch" I'll let you draw your own conclusion from that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post CakePlate I made this!
Anal about portion sizes? Determined not to get screwed over for 'afters'? Fear no more, simply print out the CakePlate and slip it under the cake before slicing...
 (driverchris, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Computer says no
Houston, we have a red x situation... over.


Edit: The pic in the link that is, just a resizing image placeholder, with a red x in the top left corner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post the cake is a lie!
for you
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :'(
I deserve cake too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Have one with special colourful flame candles
mostlikely2.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/birthday_cake_candles_t1.jpg It's what all the kids are spittling over this year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks :D
I didn't know you could get multi-coloured flames, that's pretty cool
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's HUGE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda needs to be
Unless you plan to divide a cupcake among 7 people.
 (ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, I want an invite to whoever made that's house
if they divide cakes that big into 3 portions :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Me Casa is sue Casa


btw, bring cake.
 (driverchris, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you noticed spammy spammerson down there has deleted one of his threads?
There goes our intellectual and enlightening discussions about Will Mellor and Colonel Santiago's poo.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you want to CONTINUE talking about my poo?!
I had a particularly bad Guinness poo this weekend...

EDIT: Incidentally, I was expecting it.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope?
Thought not

;D
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I woke up at 8:30 Friday morning
and was awake until 2:30 Sunday morning with no sleep. That, combined with the copious amounts of Guinness consumed, seemed to have played havoc with my bowels come sunday evening.

My toilet looked like it was consuming death's placenta.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Photo?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry,
Not even I am that messed up...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post A beautiful thing, no more bickering.
Can I request a similar one for steak, chips and peas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And what about the square cakes?
Anarchy still okay for those?
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Anarchy in the new cakes?
hangs head feigning shame
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just put a bicycle wheel on top and stand on the edges.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The best way to deal with cake is to slice it up with a noticably larger piece (but not too large)
then offer the pieces around and everyone will be too polite to take the largest one. Leaving it for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius

(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This wouldn't work with my brother
Who has a hawklike ability to gauge the largest slice of any cake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who is perplexed
as to what happens to the extra cake that would be left if I were to cut it into 7 pieces?

You sir have left me in a quandary. A QUANDARY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Got any spare cake mate?
Spare us some cake?
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your own cake
tramp boy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *tramps off to a cake kitchen*

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You wanna geek it?
Make a scaled up version of one of these: www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=apple+slicers&tag=googhydr-21&index=garden&hvadid=2390324186&ref=pd_sl_40dq5o4y42_b

Perfect portions everytime. Well as long as you line it up right. Damn now you;ve gott go make something that lines up cake to fit the cutter.

What about odd shape cakes? Now I need to find an auto mass calculator thingy....
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that the apple slicer is actually just
Captain Wow's suggestion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the apple slicers might be a little but older than Captin Wow's idea
so may have the right to sue him for intellectual copyright theft (or not as the case may be)

Anyways, using a bike wheel vs making your own customised cake slicer with an alignment rig, no contest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I always cut my cake
into four peices because I doubt I could eat six.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't expecting that.
Clown car!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
I counted about twenty!

Must've been a cosy ride.

It was like one of the 'cut away' gags on Family Guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I counted 24 running from the van
I think the van rolled over onto a hole that was the end of an tunnel used by prison inmates of the nearest prison as the inmates were escaping.

That's the only logical explanation.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
What a great mental image! :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What?!
HOW many?!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive
Clown acts are so much more sophisticated nowadays. They do stunts and film from helicopters and everything. I bet they use buckets of real water instead of just glitter, too.
 (Necroflange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey
there were a fair few of them in there wern't there!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't anything above 20
a plague?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well someone had to...
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=LWupCa0XE58
 (UTB, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post A TRILLION dollars?
If, by chance, you a granted three wishes, don't wish for a trillion dollars.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I am sure I could fit a trillian dollars in the cupboard under the stairs
I am sure it's magic, I can always squeeeze 'one more bit'o junk' in it no matter how much is in there. I think it's secretly a tardis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post the kayak i used on my duke of edinburgh expedition was a tardis
i could fit tons of stuff in there, though it of course was a bugger to pack, and an even bigger bugger to carry
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes...
I have handbags like this
 (BlackCat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure.
His $100m looks like it should say $1bn - he seems to have multiplied the $1m by 10 along 3 axes rather than 2.

That means that he's out by 3 orders of magnitude, and leads me not to trust the rest...

Or am I being dumb?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you're probably being dumb
you stupid thicko PhD you :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah - but...
... I'm also a humanities tart. You can't expect scientific rigour from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He should multiply along 3 axes as opposed to 2
if he's going up in volume.

Ok, so we can't expect scientific rigour, how about basic maths? ;)

edit: hang on, I bet they're using the american billion as opposed to our good old British billion...
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup - that's my point.
He seems to have 10x10 stacks; he should have 10x10x10 to get from one million to a billion (assuming that 1 billion is a thousand million).

EDIT - I mean the other way around. What he calls a hundred mill should be 10x10; he's given it as 10x10x10.

Yup. I'm thick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post the top layer isn't 10 times bigger both ways
It's an illusion. As are most 100 million dollar amounts it turns out :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Based on his image of 'a packet'
The pallet is only 7 packets wide (assuming one wrap per packet). How this affects everything else, I'm not sure, but I don't see how he can have a tidy cube of 10000 packets if it's 7 packets across the bottom...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Mr PHD, Doctor Thicky of Clan Mcthick.

I knew you when you just Thick....


Cheers

hates people who try to better themselves....
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No you didn't.
But you got the title right. stricto sensu, I'm not allowed to call myself "Dr" - a PhD doesn't entitle you to do that.

:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats Sherly the point!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I make it about...
... four million feet of money. That lot stacked on you head would diminish your sature a bit!
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
or about 800 miles!
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post the million has 2 yellow lines so 2 columns the 100 mil has 7 columns
so it's multiplied by 3.5 which squared is about 10, then x 10 vertically = 100.

The viewing angle is different too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post lets see...
1 Million = 1,000,000 = 10^6
1 Billion = 1,000,000,000 = 10^9
1 Trillion = 1,000,000,000,000 = 10^12

so 1 Trillion = 1,000,000 Million = 10^6 * 10^6

100 Million = 100,000,000 = 10^8

Each side of the Trillion square has 100 (50*2) pallets. 100*100 = 10,000 = 10^4

10^4 * 10^8 = 10^12 = 1 Trillion

That' right
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post There's something about this that makes me smile and feel all warm inside.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's your subconscious
spotting someone who's the only one in the department today and is really bored
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *joins club*
There's loads of people in today, but I have my own office. And I'm bored.

Same as every day...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I always get confused....
Isn't it right that an American billion is different to a UK billion? Like our billion is a million millions but theirs is a thousand million? Or something? Or other?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post officially the UK and the US have the same scale, where 1 billion is 1000 million
but the old UK scale (and most of non-english speaking western europe) uses milliard as 1000 million, with billion as a million million.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a link post Odd looking green man
Am I the only person who, looking at this image of a street-crossing icon from Denmark, thinks that at least part of it ought to be magenta?
 (MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure he's very pleased with him self

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but he's (East) German
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampelm%C3%A4nnchen
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Walk with your dong out" and "Halt, and be crucified"

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The council round here
have just put signs up on pedestrian crossings that read "Only cross with Green Man".

Just in case we didn't understand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post And...
Ocasionally angry at the blue woman...

*gets coat*
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a link post Is a university education leaving graduates unable to function in a nation of idiots?
University challenge winner fails to answer the suns questions.
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post But they're questions only people who lick lamposts would know the answer to.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi!
I got 2.

licks lamppost...mmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Which ones?
Answer, this is important.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Brits Female - Duffy
Chelsea Manager - Guus Hiddink
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I got one.
Dev Patel.

EDIT: That is a lie, I got 3. Questions 2, 3 and 4.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't have got any of those
Being as "ignorant" as her is no bad thing in my opinion..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You should need a licence to buy tabloids
the price of said licence is waiving your right to vote
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
you should stand for government.
 (Notmo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My key polices
are that any expenses will be met by the new 98% tax rate aplicable to RBS exceutive's pay.
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ This
Though Ive done a bit about this, and tabloids tend to be more right wing etc. than their readership
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well she's clearly a fucking numbskull, isn't she?
But then I am pleased to say so am I as I also didn't know the answer to any of those questions.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
I score zero out of five on that.

I can have a fair shot at explaining quantitative easing, I know my way around the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Act (2008), I have a tolerable understanding of the relative merits of the various schemes that might be tried to limit the effects of climate change, and I can identify the capital of Namibia.

Sadly, though, I clearly don't have a clue when it comes to important stuff.
*sighs*
*burns university*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
When someone with a university education doesn't know who won the last series of Celebrity Big Brother, clearly the country is in the shitter.
 (Cap'n, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post HA HAH A!
Really well educated girl doesn't know who is the manager of a football team! BURN HER!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully, I don't know the answers to those 5 questions either

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I see a photo of her
I can't help but imagine an extremely hairy minge, just me?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I didnt before....
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its cos these academic types neglect personal appearance
I agree with you, there is a good chance of her having a 'Judith' going on down there.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Judith?
RIS.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, see Life of Brian
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Life of Brian Judith?
If so LOLS!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true.
:(

EDIT: actually, I can't remember last time I had a proper haircut. It was certainly while I was still at school.

I'm 32 now.


So, yeah. Point proved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Are we still talking pubes here?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't we always?
EDIT: And... Talking pubes? It's genetic modification gone mad!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post But an interesting one...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You're interested by my pubes?
How odd.

I'll post you some if you want, though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the offer
Though, I fished some out from the Fab Cafe's urinals last december though.

I have them mounted and everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This just illustrates reverse-intellectual snobbery
Why is it more important to know about classical music than what's in the charts today?

Why is better to know Orwell than Stan Lee?

And vice versa.

I find it best to know stuff that will win you pub quizzes
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin Keegan.
I got that one if no-one else did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes and you won't let us forget
will you? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all pointless
and you're right, at least a pub quiz might win you a bottle of booze and a bj from the landlady.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No Meat raffle?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Which pub quiz is this you talk of?
Last one I won I got an oven ready chicken and a bowl. But thats Australia for you :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post We came second
And won a bottle of Blue Nun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with poststructuralism aswell
but I dont think thats the point the Sun were trying to make...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
University Challenge is merely obscurist, not intelligent, as such.

That being said, that doesn't make Going For Gold inherently better.

To that extent: leave UC as it is, but make the final basically a pub quiz. Similarly, the final round of Masterchef should be running a branch of McDonald's.
 (beemoh, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck..

Brain the size of a small moon and I got zero.


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why I must never go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
I can do the later questions, but I'd bomb out on the £200 one because I wouldn't know who played football last week.
 (I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What`s the name of the pub this quiz was set for?
The "fuctifino"?

If I get hideously drunk it will probably turn off the head firewall and be able to answer most of those, only one now : dev patel.

Never been in a pub quiz that LCD ever, and I`ve been in a few.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post But everyone knows students fail on common sense
and win on text book examples that rarely happen in the real world.

And being classed as the most intelligent person anywhere is a complete load of bollocks too. Intelligence could merely be classed as memory as that's all she has, she hasn't gone and pioneered something on her own, she has merely learnt from example, yeah very clever!


Edit: Awaits flaming from angry, baked bean eating, debt laden students.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Intelligent, well learned person with a good chance to make a positive change in the world with her knowledge and education
doesn;t know anything about the media world that is used to keep the idiotic masses under control?

Thatnk god for that.

(sorry for sounding like a tin foil hat but I think that the "Entertainment" industry does more to promote sitting on your ass, watching TV and eating takeaway than anything else)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Zero!
What do I win?
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 1/5 for me

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post Cadbury you BASTARDS!
Not sure if this is the same within England, but it seems Cadbury has been reducing the size of there Cream Chocolate Eggs!
(RobbJ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The Cadbury hens are just like normal hens ...
some eggs are bigger than others when they get laid ;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Its as old as the hills, but still worth a re-viewing, because Cadbury are still at it.


(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I am shocked !
I always thought it was just my hands getting bigger!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post this always seems to resurface right around Easter
and rightly so
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post Tabloid journalist in hypocrisy shock I made this!
Last Sunday, Express reporter Paula Murray had a go at some Dunblane survivors; (a) because she could, as they had just turned 18, and (b) on the grounds that they dared to have a few drinks and post details of same to Facebook.

Well, it turns out that same hack also has a Facebook account and... I shouldn't need to finish this sentence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
*WIN*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lad!
Fucking well done! Taste of her own medicine but BACKED UP WITH LOLEVIDENCE! Silly bint.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't realised it was a font page story.
Jesus they really are plumbing the depths, aren't they?

ED: FRONT page, not font page.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post it was a front page story
but only in the Scottish edition
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
This is great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work there as ever Manic!
What a cunt she really is!

EDIT: ALso, the links seem to have gone of the article on the express site, but the article is here if you wanna update it :)

www.apathysketchpad.com/blog/wp-content/dunblane-express-rant.txt
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeeeeezuz.
With added "ezus".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "service unavailable"
:(

I was unaware that part of the press's agreament not to print stories about the kids was only if they joint monistaries and convents...

Edit- Working now, Nice work! What a total hypocrit, hope she feels ashamed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you on everything
except for the comment on drinking alone being sign of a drink problem. That's a huge generalisation to make ;)

She needs cunting in the fuck, well and truely. I'm glad I don't read newspapers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never understood that.
I live alone. Occasionally I drink. And, sometimes, I drink enough to feel a bit tipsy. I don't think that that indicates I have a problem. It just means that I like to open wine at the weekend...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah exactly
what are you supposed to do? remain completely sober because noone else is around to get pissed with you?

I drink alone most of the time because I am alone most of the time, I work from home, live on my own, so I must have some serious issues going on :|
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I took it from the wink
that you understood it was said in the (ahem) *spirit* of the article.

:O)

(Damn. I mean to add something about raging alcoholics being touchy buggers.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Tch.
The DTs. Another bad sign.

*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are?

I'll tell you - a star...


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post you win so fucking hard
send this to the private eye or something
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yes this

(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh very groovy, this!
Aha yes!
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I applaud this immensly
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work!
Also:

"Paula Murray is a fan of:
Bars, Clubs and Pubs"

pfft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post un-fucking-believable, the whole thing.
what an arse that woman is. very well done to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunblane Survivors in Shock Normal Teenage Behaviour Outrage
I can't believe some of the shit that gets published. She deserves to go the Julie Moult road. Utterly disgusting. Thanks for your work on embarrassing another one of these ahorrent hounds.
 (I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Moore interview in today's Guardian...
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I do admire this bloke
Not that I've read any of his comics but he always comes over as having a genuine integrity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see his documentary?
Bascily becase of Leage of Extrodanary Genetlemen he decided he didn;t want his name on any film adaptaions of his comics. He didn;t want to be associated with something that has no resmeblance to his books.

(in the book Quarterman is a revocering Opium addict, Jeykl doesn;t need the potion and invis guy is a murderer and rapist, plus the film story has no relation to nay of the books)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post For a guy that gets to write comic books all day, he's remarkably grumpy.
I'm not sure if I get Alan Moore. He's clearly very talented, yet sometimes his dogged devotion to artistic integrity just seems to come off as glib and ungrateful.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post NWO, New World Order, Illuminati here and ready.
Yes, I'm crazy, etc

All I can say is, stock up and learn to grow your own food. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post But I am still eating through all that stuff from the last THREE times I was told to stock up
Tinned kippers don't last forever you know!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They're good when you come in from the pub though
On toast.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't responded to my 360 friend request
I sense a conspiracy...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah..shit..disconnected it, been on PS3, innit.
Will do.

IXNAY OBARAN, HAIL BAPHOMET!

Laters
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The Machine stops
Classic Sci-fi from 1909 :-
emforster.de/hypertext/template.php3?t=tms
Not formatted particularly well but worth a read if you're into civilisations collapsing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
You're great.

You're completely liberated from, and unencumbered by, such trivia as evidence, context, or critical thought.

Well done you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahhahahaha
good point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post take this hat, brother, may it serve you well.
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 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone else think it's ironic
that the video moans about using the 'rhetoric of fear', and the personposting is telling us to stock up for armageddon?

Personally, I'm not afraid at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *yawn*
the dramatic music in the background doesn't make it real, honest ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't it more believable
that we live in a culture of fear, and this fear of huge big scary things happening stops us addressing the small little things we could change, and that conspiracy theory's like this are just a different flavour of "fear",

i can't believe i'm engaging in this arguement but seriously, take a look outside, the weather is lovely and people are smiling at each other... doesn't that count for something

buries head...inhales deeply.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 years I've been predicting this
I don't know whether I should be happy or sad.
D gaz me - i need to talk
 (thereisnopoons until, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:11, Reply)

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