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This is a link post A video I made a very long time ago. I made this!
hmmm.
(Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a link post Three keyboard cat, you can now buy it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell, when internet memes collide like this
the offspring will only ever be sterile
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I do believe it is made by some b3tans, as they posted a link to the voting page the other day

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ironic jokes are just a fraction of what makes Threadless such an amazing place..."
Ironic in the Alanis Morissette sense of the word...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a link post deer licks cat

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwww
Every species knows cats are teh cute.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post wah!
www.b3ta.com/links/343349

not really,*hug*
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT
is so beautiful
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Woolley, are you really a bloke?

(I helped save b3ta! Posh Girl apparently, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post As General Akbar would say...
...

(or even Admiral Akbar. Fail)
 (bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't stop
laughing when I watched this last night!

Even my 9 year old was falling about laughing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha! The fuck is that?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Dierdre Barlow, pre-op

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Blanche surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa!
*fears*
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post its the adams apple
why oh why would you dress as a frumpy woman?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Best kind o' woman, the frumpy ones.
Besides, even on a good day, I have the whole through-a hedge-backwards thing going on.

If I was a woman, I'd be frumpy.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Would!
Olivia... more like OLIVER!

still, wouldn't mind a go on the 'doctor'.
 (Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post probably was
I'm assuming they are a pre-op, shame people still find it such a joke, it's a hell of a thing to go through because god fucked up a bit in the womb
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah quite right
good on her for going on national TV, considering the kind of response she might expect
 (I helped save b3ta! corington, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post but you have to admit...
It's the 'elephant in the room'. It IS unusual, and what's funny to me is the fact that nobody mentions it. It would probably take the funny away if 'Olivia' just went 'Hi, I'm Olivia. Yes, I'm about to be a woman, so let's move on and do the quiz'.

Someone I know at work is a 60+ year old transvestite. It was wierd at first, but we found that what usually happens is we go 'Nice dress', have a chuckle, and then spend the rest of the evening forgetting he's cross-dressing. Same rule applies, i guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Shockingly bad pre-op
 (I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post so you could say Woolley had boolies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OANRAJgyX0I

:-D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post one of the last prejudices
it's ok to have, it seems
 (I helped save b3ta! corington, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That
And gypsies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And Dwarfs
and fat people
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post there is nothing wrong with gypsies!
if you want a badly tarmac'd driveway...
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Or your trees hack to pieces...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Or the crime levels in the surrounding area
to suddenly and unexpectedly increase with their arrival.
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello,
I'm sat next to a freak.
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work with Olivia for a short time
while we were working on the development of a rather useful website for environmental professionals.

Yes, she was called Alistair at the time. I was pleasantly surprised to see her on University Challenge, as I appeared on the show some time ago. I recall she was a bit goth - or mayble that's how I explained the long black-varnished fingernails to myself.

Yes, she had a sex change. So-frickin-what? This is B3ta, not the Daily bloody Mail.

Still, it's quite a baritone...
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
Sadly disappointed by some of the reactions displayed on here though that's probably because there is no IQ test to join b3ta, where as appearing on University Challenge, there probably is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jokes about:
Cancer
Rape
Paedophilia
Celebrity Death

Acceptable

Jokes about:
Transvestites

NOT ACCEPTABLE!

 (I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Jokes?
I've missed something.
This was laughing at someone for being different.
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post would

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Loudest Car Horn In The World
Seal of Ron.

P.s. Need speakers/headphones.
(Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post well i laughed

(UTB, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
PARP!

Where can I get one?
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember reading about
a bloke who bought an ex-millitary, diesel powered fog horn (I say this thing was something similar) and took to waking up the people of San-fran at the early hours of the morning. The police could do nothing as it was technically an acoustic instrument!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post Marcus Brigstocke rants about religion (again)
This time he targets the 10(ish) Commandments. Enjoy.

non-youtubeable-type-people can get the mp3 here (mediafire).
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i also think his rant about katie price is priceless. gord bless him

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh!
linky, perchance?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Its on Iplayer, I shall see if I did it out ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you rock

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bible argument? Here you go:
1) Man is fallible, so the bible must be too.

Man put the Bible together. It has had numerous translations and alot of information has been changed.
Proof? The 1600 year old Bible that has recently been published online. Alot of things in this Bible are not in the vurrent modern Bible. If the Bible was written by God and is infallible then the 1600 copy would of matched the modern Bible word for word. It doesn't

2) God wrote the Bible.
If God wrote the Biuble wouldn;t it contain the truth of God? Truths that support each other and work together to better mankind?
So it then wouldn't contain contradictory statements or secrets about the universe that couldn;t be proven at that time. (flat earth anyone?)

3) We should follow the laws as set in the Bible.
Which laws? The laws that say that: killing someone, picking up sticks on sunday or having a wank on the ground should be punished by death?
Oh the gay law? In the same passage that says men can't shave and you can only wear natural clothes unlike that gortek jacket you're wearing you clean shaven person?

The Bible may of been inspired by God in it's creation but it's been used and abused by mankind for their own goals and gains.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post no no no
duh.

1) Moses wrote the Bible (well, the first five books anyway). He was inspired by [insert fictional being here] and therefore it was actually written by [insert fictional being here], using Moses as a medium.

Therefore he couldn't possibly have made any errors because it was actually [insert fictional being here] doing the writing.

2) No. Why would [insert fictional being here] want to reveal the whole truth? Where would the fun be on judgement day? hm?

And anyway, we're predestined to find out the other bits and pieces as we go along, rather than know everything.

3) Of course not! Because not being allowed to pick up sticks on a Sunday would be completely silly. Whereas not being allowed to marry if you're a priest is totally sensible and logical.

Yours bloody sarcastically,
crunchy
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothng too offensive there.
Apart from which twat it is who feels they have to "illustrate" these things. Christ, I have to flick open a new tab so I don't have to see the oh so hilariously literal interpretation of the words I am quite capable of visualising in my own headbrain, thanks.
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
that's partly why I put the mp3 up!
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post that show is one of the highlights of my week :-)
that and Adam and Joe
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a link post Mildly humourous ebay page
Was browsing ebay and came across this. It would be a good idea, if only it wasn't so blatant. Not exactly a ghost in a jar.

Silly or not silly?
 (MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post some jap or yank is bound to fall for that! haha
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say it's 'thilly'
This is the best ebay I found (music too!)
www.idefex.net/ebay/giftcards.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
ha ha, I love the cards driving. Oh noes!
 (MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I always liked this one
www.othercinema.com/otherzine/otherzine4/auction.html
The first silly Ebay I ever saw from about eight years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post My 100th Link = My 1st Link.
Kitten. Dog.
(yay)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a whole orchestra of 'awwwwww' that is :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I likes that alot
See, we can all get along :-)

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog: "Whatever"
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Kitteh: "FFS! What do I have to do to get eaten around here?"
"Eat me!"

"EAT! ME!"

"fucking eat me dammit"
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
love it
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post imagine if that was Marley...



squeeek nyom ..
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfff
I like the hind-leg action at the end..
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post 8-bit waterslide in real life.
I didn't make this but a friend of a friend did and I thought it was quite woo.

So here ya go.
 (B3taByter Meh, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool
but I think it was in the newsletter a few weeks back ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oh really?
oops. They're trying to get it on comedy central tv now.
 (B3taByter Meh, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ya, dont think this persons been back
www.b3ta.com/links/297575
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post here's a youtube version without the advert
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkYVazguJCY
 (Random Man, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post Friendly advice to people who sniff petrol, solvents, and the like:
DON'T GET TASERED.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sniffing petrol?
Do people do that?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Only people
who want to explode when they get tasered.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Years ago
A mate of mine went traveling around Australia.
He said he went through one small town that seemed very isolated and poor.
It was full of aborigines that were addicted to sniffing petrol!
He showed me one photo of this one guy with some kind of gas mask on,
that was attached to a can full of petrol!

Wrong!
eFFed up!
Scary!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post trufax
BP Australia has at great cost developed petrol that won't get you high for exactly this reason.

No, I don't work for them, but they used to be clients, and it was nice to discover that even the BIGEVILWORLDCORPORATIONSPOLLUTINGEVILBADBADBAD companies still do the right thing sometimes, because nice people work for them.

Linky here: www.gpt.com.au/contentimages/pdf/Case-Study_Opal-Fuel-Alliance.pdf
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hullo Enzyme
I read that article not half an hour ago. What else could the policeman have done? Then he got pelted with stones by another fuckwit....

*shakes head*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a link post Moon-Landing Denier Exposed as a Cheat
Link is especially notable for including a video of the denier being twatted on the chin by Buzz Aldrin
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post With all respects
I can only imagine 'Buzz Aldrin' has had shit all his life (since the moon landing)
If it happened or not, I think he's just sick of people getting up in his face about the whole thing...
Hence the fisty cuffs
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, excellent!
A punch in the face is something that should happen to more of the annoying tinfoil-hat brigade.

*clicks*
 (dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you beat me
I just stumbled this and was about to link it.
Aldrin's got a decent punch, I'm impressed!
 (Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He was using his moon powers.
LUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAR PUNCH!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, calling Buzz Aldrin a coward?
Anybody prepared to sit on a tiny capsule atop vast quantities of explosive fuel and be shot into nothingness is far from a coward in my mind. A little insane, yes, but cowardly, no.
 (I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but he DIDN'T
did he?

At least according to this mentalist
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, he deserved the smack, the cheeky shit.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
Buzz should have kicked him in the nuts as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Buzz Lightyear would have done.
Ning! How's my Jessie video coming on?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's doing well :)
I couldn't finish it last week for feeling grotty, but it shall be with you soon, and you and Mr T will realise what a furror you've cause in the kitteh world...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That is because there is no moon.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a moon
That's a space station!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
giggles
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post just from that video, asking Buzz to swear on the bible,
repenting and heaven and all that jazz, can we assume that this nutjob is a religious freak who might feel that man landing on the moon, and the existence of the universe, and earth's position within it, rather conflicts with his religious beliefs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that punch was obviously fake, you can tell by the shadows

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
This response made me do a mirthful face :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLOLOLOLOLOL :D

(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Buzz put his life on the line for the human race
No wonder he punched that idiot questioning his integrity and calling him fake.

Good on you Buzz.

Silly name though, Buzz *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only a nickname.
His real name is Edwin.

[edit] According to wikipedia his mums maiden name was Moon.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha really?
Edit Bloody hellfire I thought you were taking the piss! What a strange world eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post According to Wikipedia.
How true it is depends on who has vandalised the page today.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Really
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzz_Aldrin

Buzz Aldrin, born Edwin Eugene Aldrin, Jr., January 20, 1930
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed
he was referring to the mums maiden name bit.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I was on aabout the maiden/moon bit.

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post What's Fraiser got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Buzz's mum was a Moon Maiden?
I think I saw a B-Movie about that once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus Trailer
ronseal

hope not GC
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Big GC I'm afraid
Internet-wide. Still funny though.
 (B3taByter Meh, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've *seen* it.
It's awful...
 (Bob the Scutter, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was so awful it was brilliant
Especially the dream sequence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with this
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Debbie Gibson's in it!
It's gonna rock!
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Black Eyed Peas critique
This bloke obviously has an agenda and personally I think the Black Eye Peas have done a LOT worse than this, but it's worth it for the line "Really, why don't you just recite the alphabet or list state capitals or ..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the black eyed peas
anyone remember them before fergie? bridging the gap? joints and jam? they used to do hip hop soul, rather than hipster assholes.

where is the love? where indeed.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post joints and jam a fucking tune
"thats the joint.. thats the jam... turn that shit up.. play it again"
 (richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post they were good then
back when R&B was called "swing"
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Musical Transformers 2
They used to be fun - even with Fergie, I thunk, but now they're a very obvious sell-out
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I really really really really loathe the Black Eyed Peas
I heard this song on the radio the other day and I assumed it was some Belgian / Dutch europop summer holiday trash. Boom Boom Pow made me want to rip my ears off as well, but then its not a patch on My Humps.

Is Banana around? What do the Jewish references mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Mazel tov and L'Chaim
Basically, congratulations, to be said after finishing reading the torah at a bar/bat mitzvah or after a wedding ceremony etc (literally good stars i think) and cheers after drinking wine or summat like that (literally - to life).
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
You have usurped Frozen Banana as the source of Jewish information:)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Step 1, usurp
Step 2 ???
Step 3 profit

the underpants gnomes taught me everything i need to know in life.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's actually literally 'good luck' (mazal means luck, tov means good)
Stars are 'kochavim', the 'ch' being a guttral ch as in the Scottish 'loch'. But yes, colloquially it's entirely synonymous with congratulations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i refuse to click this.
Their first 2 albums were brilliant. Everything else they did was wank.

*edit on the fly*
i DID fucking click this...fuck.

This guy has summed up why Black eyed peas are fucking shit. Again, listen to their first 2 albums, and realise why they are talented, but listen to anything AFTER elephunk (which was brilliant), and it's painful. I can't even listen to elephunk any more, because they ruined it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post did anyone see 'I've Never Seen Star Wars' with Esther Rantzen?
one of the things she'd never done was listen to rap.
They gave her a selection of decent stuff then these clowns.
She said all was filth but adored 'Where is the Love'

Says it all really

also Fergie has jumped on the faux lesbian bandwagon - dickhead
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post State Capitals you say?

That would make anw awful song..
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post Unbelievable Medical Conditions with People


These are few stories of people suffer from weird conditions, that are still to be resolved by the medical science. i found it quite interesting read, so sharing the link with you all.
 (Rock Paul, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone get rid of it
please?
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post is it a dodgy link
*hesitates*
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post cataplexy
is the new black
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a link to a blog, most probably his.
Not harmful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post so it shouls say "I made this"
and everyone be happy?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it may be a bot or a human spambot
I know, I know, I should've given it more time, but the thing is this isn't a links site that is there only for linking to other sites with links, but it's a bit of an online community of freaks with a /links attached. So to come here just for linkaging is somewhat counter to the ethos of the place.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Do you have that 'Victor Meldrew' syndrome?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming that's something about not believing it?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not at all sir
It just sounded like you were moaning over something so petty.
In that Victor Meldrew way ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post why u want to get rid off it
i think i did nothing wrong in sharing a link did i?
 (Rock Paul, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Its fine
Its an interesting article. Not sure if its your blog or not though,if it is you should say so
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowt
wrong there - carry on
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post first post ever, no signature
Spammer
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
get a life bro
 (Rock Paul, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa.
Careful now.
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post is that like a gay life partner...
i'm lonely...

GET A LIFE BRO

i'm now no longer lonely
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post wrong gender
now sling it
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU CAN BE
a fe-bro or she-bro
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post get a life sis

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't that read;
People with Unbelievable Medical Conditions?
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's French?
Personnes avec Conditions Medicale Incroyable?
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post so you did all this research yourself?
or just ripped it from another website? COCK OFF!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post omg
please its not my site ,arent we allowed to share things we found interesting did i do a crime huh can u tell me what is wrong with it
 (Rock Paul, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes that is the whole point of this baord
I'm not sure what's up with everyone today, they're normally a lot nicer than this.

*gives everyone a paddington hard stare*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Toldja you were scary
*hides behind couch*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i like you .. x

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ok sorry
got carried away with being a twat haha
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post does the post say 'I Made This'?
No. So stop being a fucking cunt.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll show that girl my penis
That will stop her laughing forever.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Or make it worse ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't we all being a bit harsh?
We all posted our first link once!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post No we didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! My mistake...
BURN HIM! BURN HIM TO DEATH!!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post with matches!
*is this /talk?*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post not shit ones

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think i saw that girl on a program about all of this.
I loved the narcolepsy AGM, where they had to have 3-4 people taking the minutes as only one of them might be awake at any one point in time..
 (I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My ex brother in law had narcolepsy.
He took prescription speed. He once fell asleep crossing a tram line in Manchester city centre.

He used to get serious night terrors and slept with a meat cleaver under his pillow, which was just one of the reasons my sister divorced him.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see how that would have an effect on your sister..!
Crikey.

Unfortunately it is one of those amusing sufferings.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKbvHN2AZmY&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That can't be real!
can it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Lordy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw something similar,
it was a bit like a large discussion group, and they were all dropping off atone point or another - looked like some kind of Monty Python sketch
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont see why everyone is getting so excited.
I found this really interesting.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
other peoples misfortunes
 (Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it
... sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting read
ignore the Nazi's
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post dont get the hump just cause some people didnt like your link.
they will only flame you more. when i say they, i mean me.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post Crush the castle
Flash Game where you have to use a trebuchet to knock over various castles.

Great fun.

* Link may not have been posted before. Maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure that it hasn;t
plus that;s the only games site I;ve found that gets past my work's internet filter. ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It has
but who cares. It's a good one!
 (B3taByter Meh, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post From EnglishRussia, a series of pictures of what appears to be a lady having a laugh with a dead dogs guts. It's about as disgusting as going to a proper old type of butchers shop so if thats not your thing then please do not click. NSFW
Once again, its got dog guts, blood, bones etc so dont click if you dont like.

Description from englishrussia:
'...what you might see here today is for sure the sickest thing in which you’ve seen the Russian girls involved.

I wish we didn’t show it to you, but it became so huge in Russia that we just couldn’t keep it out. These photos have appeared on the pages of this girl just “for fun” and soon became all over, people passed the link to show the weirdness to their friends.

This just proves once again that PETA is something that never heard of in Russia, I warn you, better not to enter if you can’t stand blood and feel pity for dogs, if you have no guts for this don’t press more.'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post would this be
described best as a SHOCK SITE?

FAQ SAYS YES!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post More of a shock page.
Delete?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't delete it...
that tends to go down like a shit sandwhich...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it may be shock but
he's given enough warning to peple to know exactualy what to expect when they click the link. I think it's fair game.

If he'd posted it as "A girl and her dog" or something then yes it would be more in lines with what the FAQ warns against.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So she's butchering an already dead dog.
I'm not really shocked by this, I'm just confused about what is happening and why.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i honestly don't think it's as sick and shocking as it's been interpreted
perhaps they were studying to become a vet. I did a lot of dissections in my degree, and there's always going to be some horseplay. Plus, if you really want to look again, she seems pretty spot on in her dissection technique, and she's got a lab coat on, i doubt this is really just about fun and games. If she were just ripping it apart for the sake of it i doubt we'd see her take the muscle off the bone so accurately.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems likely
if the article was called 'interesting dissection carried out by russian girl' there would be less interest and people wouldn't freak out about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What the actual fuck?
that was pretty gross, thats my quota for the day :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it's certainly a stark contrast to the post below
Edit: would
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^^
Would
 (Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it some kind of
post Damian Hirst art project? Or how they make Pot Noodles?


Me no understandy!
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive asked a russian friend about this,
It wasn't "popular" it was an underground thing.
And as she describes it, they were essential doing a "Damien Hirst myspace set". Luckily it wasn't popular for long and the majority of people abhored it.
 (Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Taxidermy is a popular hobby
especially in places where hunting is 'the norm'. This looks very much like prepping a dead dog for a good stuffing, with some tasteless camping-it-up for the camera thrown in.
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Animals with plaster casts...



....lots of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The pug looking dog with 2 casts is the best
:-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The hedhog with 2 casts beats it

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Big hedghogs aren't cute since I saw this
www.b3ta.com/links/Am_it_fluffeh_tiem
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post oh..my...god
a living Popple!:-D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Double aww
for the rat with lampshade around it's neck.
 (Haz, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The kangaroo is my favourite
Almost makes me cheer up and forget the shit weather outside.

Almost...
 (I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post william and sly
the cutest game I've played in a while. entertaining too
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That is really great
Its looks lovely an I've been playing it for over an hour now.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
It's very atmospheric and quite immersing for such a simple platformer :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)

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