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This is a link post Nina Simone, Bassache remix
With a b3tan c_kick's Picture as the backdrop

Great dubstep remix :D
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i like that
i made a bassline wobble with the LFO for the first time yesterday.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post 7 Reasons to Keep Your Tyrannosaur OFF Crack Cocaine
And some more insanity at:
theoatmeal.com/comics
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Kemp folds
Basically what it says on the tin.

Fold up a picture of Ross Kemp and make him look like a chimpmong and then let the world see it.

yay!
 (mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post gc

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
oooh, harsh ... but fair
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thanks for that.
Would you please post reasons as to why you need to mention 'GC'.

Personally I love reading that something is 'GC' and always thank the poster for pointing out that fact. I only request that now the 'GC' poster explains why using dates/web links to the time it was originally seen on the Internet & also on b3ta. This is very important as I write it into my special book and later have a special tug over these very interesting facts.

'Ooh, ooh, GC noted on 14th Feb 2008 in post No. 231879 that, OOOh YES! this vid was posted previously on, YES YES YES, youtube on 7 Nov 2005, awwWWw, YES!!! BEANSPILL!!'

Many thanks in advance.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.ukhandbags.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post GC

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *mesmerized by lovely bags*

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post you really shouldn't have done that
Mr t0ria will be very cross with you if (when) I buy lots of new handbags
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post have you been here?
It's full of win

shop.irregularchoice.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I like bear bag
shop.irregularchoice.com/womens/product/2616/bear-bag.html

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I want these
shop.irregularchoice.com/womens/product/2657/treatalicious.html

totally impractical but utterly cute.
all the shoes have a pixie and elf design on the sole *glee* :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *squints*
*fetches sunglasses*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post If youo clicked your heels together
you would end up back in Kansas:D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lady on Ebay that makes ruby slippers :-)
I'm determined to get a pair one day....
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What have I started....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Mount Oestrogen has erupted again I'm afraid :-)

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post While we're being girlie
is it you who is into Twilight?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post guilty :-)
Edward is soooo dreamy!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh I shall gaz you!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it you
you're just jealous
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post But I'm a bit concerned now
Yesterday we had you carrying your weapons in a rucksack, when it should have been a sparkly handbag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post join us!
We're having a tea party! You can borrow a hat and pinafore :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post No
The girly mood you're both in you'd just get me to pick things up you've dropped and snigger at me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post we promise not to talk about 'bowel stuff'
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post But there'll be t0ria sicking up everywhere and you with your nose in a copy of Take A Break...
You see, it's not selling it to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh it's good this week
"Eat my ashes, Kurt" is a particularly good read
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing can top
"I'll eat him, mam, for us."

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post true...
...that pretty much wins everything ever :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I have gaz'd him the order
for a badge.

*waiting patiently.....*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post woo!

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post well it's a link to facebook for a start
serious business
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
GC
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I chucked this on links the otherday im afraid
but had forgotten so i thankyou for GC as more have been added i havn't seen yet!
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh! new ones!
but would you mind awfully de-facebooking the link, old bean? thanks very much :)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Get the tissues out
...seeing as it's Friday and that.

This is what happens when your husband is fabulously wealthy and you are delusional.

Still very sweet though
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post is that
Erasure's Andy Bell on the mixing desk?
 (ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post heheh
reading up on her, she's actually quite successful, and starred in a South Park episode.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh i remember that....
she's a delicate little flower :)

www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154891
 (ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha is that Wing?
I thought she belonged to Scott Mills
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm off to the fringe festival for two weeks
but sadly missing Scott Mills the Muscial :-(
I get there just after it finishes - boooooo!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like Davros

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
Time has been hard on poor old Yoko

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT0GbCIEqDM
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post "get the tissues out"?
terrible advice, i didn't come once
 (I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Bad choice of title for the video.
Sometimes I think the people who think up these headlines intentionally include the innuendo.
 (Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post Be affirmed by the Inspiration Site!
Little things to make your friday nicer. Remember, YOU are too blessed to be stressed!

:-/
 (Random Man, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *cracks open beer*
*clicks stars*

*cries* :'(
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post GIVE ME MORE STARS GOD DAMN YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
I assume you're actually, 'very' random man?

Did I possibly hear this at your house about 7-8 years ago?

those were dark days.... at least until we heard this.
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I am the light of the world!
Bow down all to my aceness.
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, it's me
The mp3 i had was called "you are wonderful". I got it off the self-help section of mp3.com before they turned it into a shop. I was actually trying to find a link to that but this was all i could get.
 (Random Man, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I now also build SOLIIIIIIIID RELATIONSHIIIIIIPS
www.theaffirmationspot.com/bustreve.html
 (Random Man, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Musical Rats
From the BBC

HURRAH!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting something like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9nGyPz9uT0

Thank gawd it's cute instead :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post GC earlier today
sorry....
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post nice subject line!
I wonder if they asked them if they were Liverpool fans?
 (Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
apparently all the jurors asked him too sign stuff for them afterwards
 (NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I know the prosecuting QC
and he is a massive Liverpool fan
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that's effin terrible
do you really think he would have let that affect the verdict? i hope not.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't have thought so
He's extremely well respsected and has dealt with some massive cases. I just thought it was intertesting that he took this job!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So ALL his mates did it
and he just stood and watched...hmmmm

I suspect large qualtities of cash may have exchanged hands between him and his 'friends'
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "The 29-year-old footballer, of Formby, Merseyside, was the only one of seven men to be cleared over the violence."
not suspicious at all...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post watch the cctv
looks to me the bloke who got smacked was being an absolute cock and was itching to punch gerard. other than the initial forearm smash, the fight was just a mass of bodies and you would be hard pushed to i.d. anyone in there.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You could clearly see gerrard hit him
I'm going to take a wild guess that your a liverpool fan
 (NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's it
I'm writing 'paedophile' on the side of his house.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't it spelt peedofile
in graffiti attacks usually?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Pedofil
Is the accepted spelling amongst the great unwashed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i stnd currected :D

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Getting On
Soz - it's a link to the iPlayer, but for anyone who missed the series on BBC4 and has a spare half hour, give it a watch. Best comedy I've seen in ages TBH.
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post 4th Plinth I made this!
A chappy on the 4th Plinth - 'nuff said.
(jingle_man, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft.
Hardly juggling, is it?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post Head bobbing kittens
It is teh fluffeh. GC says no.
 (Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Isnt that one of Crab Blokes adverts playing in the back ground?

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
Joel is slowly taking over the internet, one kitten-based page at a time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like his Crusha advert.
Stallion Explosion!
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post Simple & Addictive game for your Friday Lunch enjoyment.
Is nice, is clever, is fun.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is now controlling my life...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post why didn't i heed this warning :)
edit: mngngngngng @ level 29
double edit: gorrit :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear you there.
balls.

EDIT: woo at last
 (I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post level 39 is quite interesting
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post done!
sod bonus and par, i'm escaping while there's still afternoon left :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed. 40 is enough..

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post top find!
/click
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of Boomblox on the Wii.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Level 4 looks like...
...something.
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post Maru moving house!
Fairly standard Maru fare for the devotees, although there is some fresh lunacy with a cylindrical bin from about 0.40 for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you Maru

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post silly Maru!
I'm obsessed with his little white socks - so cute :-)

Box addiction is serious though people - sticking a cat in a room full of boxes like that is just asking for a cardboard binge....
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
It looked at one point like Maru had found the promised land!
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post My Jessie has cuter feet

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *explode*

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I like lolcrts.com
Although i did think it would be lol courts. But anything LOL is good in my book!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi!
What is it then?

*sulks*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeeee!
it's Postman Pat's black anc white cat!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post She is very cute
and famous
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Right here is the plan
If we all stick in a pound we can afford a couple of flights to Japan. I'll grab Maru, you stick him up your jumper and we can bring him back to Manchester where he will play for our entertainment for ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm there!
How was bash? Have I missed bash yet or will I be missing bash in a few weeks? I get so confused these days...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It was last weekend (I think!)
I was good, quiet but fun. We stayed in the Salisbury all night. Next time we're going to go somewhere nice!

And result- I was only sick once the next day
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post *emerges*
hello.
Wa' it good then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You! I remember you
Have you been away?

I have salmonella.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
Substantially as well by the sounds of it.

I was away for the bash. In teh Spain.
It was hot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post But you could have been in
Manchester. What has Spain got that Manchester..... oh... hang on...
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A lack of
Salmonella
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You told me it was twice ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah
you could be right
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The look on his face at 1:28...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful
:-)
(clicks)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the cliffhanger ending!
Was he crushed? Will he live? Find out in the next heartstopping episode of "Maru"!
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely
I usually hate videos of cats, but Maru! Oh Maru!
 (chippy time travel agents, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:32, Reply)
This is a link post A whole album of 8-bit Weezer tracks
FOR FREE

*Glees*
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame, I was hoping that Buddy Holly would be the version used by Mark and Lard
Bit hopeful really:(

Still, good find! Likeyfied.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The Moog Cookbook is/are what you are after.
www.amazon.co.uk/Moog-Cookbook/dp/B000003BL2/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1248439315&sr=8-4
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Raspberries > strawberries.

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they ran out of bandwidth...
torrent is here: thepiratebay.org/torrent/5015712/Weezer_-_The_8-bit_Album
 (I helped save b3ta! dozack, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a link post Shoe shine anyone? NSFW
ron of the seal type...
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What were you looking for when you found that?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking for male pr0n bondage...
doh me secrets out!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I was looking for exactly the same thing this morning over breakfast.
Did you find any good stuff?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww that has
not made me feel sexy.
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post why is this tagged as NSFW?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought a man wearing a gstring licking boots might..
be a video people wouldn't want on their screens in front of bossman?
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post 8mm school project film from the 70's
based on 'Brand New Key'

Thought it was very sweet :-)

oo arr oo arr
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's lovely, that

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post arrggh, booo!
'This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.'

These youtube messages are more irritating than the 'GC' comments on here.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo I had a pair of them skates as a kid
*realises this show my age gah*
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I had Flyers!

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I never even knew this version existed.

(13ffx should be working..., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post All together now...

Ooh arr ooh arr...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post WIPE MY BUM

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
can't wait for the last part, although I can, because I chose to not watch it on the red button out of some perverse self restraint
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i was pressing my red button
like a flippin chip idiot, and it didn't bloody work. Bastards. I'll have to wait till next week now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post chip idiot LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Chip idiot
I aint no-ones bitch etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post im looking forward to using chip idiot on someone today.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no you wont!!
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00lv6kj/Psychoville_Episode_6/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha what is this Psychoville?
Is it worth watching?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post some of the people from League of Gentlemen
wrote a new series. and yes it's very worth watching, it's friggin' ace.

but next episode is the last of this series so you're a bit late.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Catchin up on episodes 2-5 was a hell of a night
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00l9n18/Psychoville_Episode_1/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't even watched it yet!
Been too busy working. I'm going to get the dvd as soon as it comes out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a must see
www.jellyparties.co.uk/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh ta!
Going off to watch these now, I kept missing it on the tele.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post not quite too late
get_iplayer | grep -i psychoville

:)
 (Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :D
i need to get watchin this :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a link post Humpday - Trailer
Looks funny...

(It's embedded, so click on the link) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMr_LQDlYH8
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post either someone can't make a decent trailer
or this film is shit.
no one wants to see two fat guys hump....
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well....
.....don't watch it then (it's that simple)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what you think
/chubby chaser blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post Drunk Aberdeen fan at parkhead
Probably very GC, but I just remembered it. And it's only 5 seconds long. And I'm from Aberdeen.
(1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ......
.....please tell me that wasn't a urinal
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It is indeed & very GC

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Golden Coloured.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ...how is it glass cock?
and why do you need to point this out to me? Is it to prove in some way you have seen more of the internet than me? ffs, the links board is turning into an "I-saw-it-first" dick waving competition... :(
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Not at all
I was answering your question & the original posters
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a really good question.
To all those who love to mention that a post is 'GC', would you please post reasons as to why you need to mention 'GC'.

Personally I love reading that something is 'GC' and always thank the poster for pointing out that fact. I only request that now the 'GC' poster explains why using dates/web links to the time it was originally seen on the Internet & also on b3ta. This is very important as I write it into my special book and later have a special tug over these very interesting facts.

'Ooh, ooh, GC noted on 14th Feb 2008 in post No. 231879 that, OOOh YES! this vid was posted previously on, YES YES YES, youtube on 7 Nov 2005, awwWWw, YES!!! BEANSPILL!!'

Many thanks in advance.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pish!
Here Pishy, Pishy, Pishy!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post uurrrrgh
salty!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that the onlookers get soaked too
Lovely bit of foresight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the alcohol content was
I also wonder if he had bits of those loo freshener bricks in his hair afterwards :-)
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post aw min

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post oohohohohoholy shit :)
minging :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeeuuuughh
hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post Bear faced cheek I made this!
Bits of a bear I'm selling in today's Friday Ad. In fun size segments for your convenience.

EDIT - "Bear anus" did get in. In my eagerness to look at page 3, I neglected to notice it on the front page!


 (ccc, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ahha awesome :D

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha the Two bear eyes one is great
and I (maybe stupidly) thought that the advertising desk staff would pick on this kind of japery? Or can you really just bung any old surreality in and they will advertise it as for sale?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post These have
been online for a week. Bear anus too.

Perhaps they think sub editors and proof readers are no longer essential in this hard hitting recession.
 (ccc, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post But shaft of bear got through?
Odd ... nicely done though!
 (Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post For me this is the wrong side of the line.

(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post but it is okay to make cakes out of lions?
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ?? which line
would that be then?? i too feel anguish at the plight of our native english bears!! it is good to know there are others like me, out there in internet land...
 (TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sublime
Beautiful

*clickety*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a complete badger carcass
In a hemp bag on the patio. The flys have almost done. It's for my youngest son's summer holiday biology project. It'll be mounted and sold on eBay late September.

Big LOLs on the ad. Round here it costs a quid for each classified in the local rag.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What wrong side
of what line?

Are you a bear-lover?

I roffled! CLicks!
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha :D
genius! silly teeth of bear...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sarah Palin will be calling you
she luvs dem bears...dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
bravo! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
great stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You genius sir!
I must try this now that the Dorset Echo no longer print my letters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this is fab!
*clickity*
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
Shaft of bear FTW
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, brilliant!
This is ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
"LEFT BEAR ear. Soft and fluffy and nyummy and awwww. All oochycoochy and eeee."

I'm almost tempted to ring the number :-P
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure, utter, genious.
You should write and complain that since they rejected your ad you've got a bear's anus going to waste...
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes - I don't understand.
They've left that one online: www.friday-ad.co.uk/AdRef/YI9248G44/SortOrder/AGEU/Keywords/bear+anus/Web/FullAdDetails.asp
 (ccc, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha
Fantastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the...
... Dettol Dettol Dettol. I know! bit
 (I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just come back for another look at this
And it's so funny I'm even laughing at "SMALL COLLECTION of silver condiment spoons".
Actually, I think it's the juxtapostion of mundane items/bits of bear that make it so good.
MORE PLEASE MR CCC!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Stuck in 'inquisitive' mode.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling about...
...the bear.

I nearly rang the number on the ad just for a laugh... but is it some poor innocent sod's phone number who will be wondering why people keep ringing him and asking about bear anatomy?
 (RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
how much are hugs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post superb
i havent laughed so much for quite a while, it didnt help the wife is asleep next door so i am having to stiffle the noise (which is hard)

i love the running theme of dettol.... dont get uppity
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

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