Why homosexuality is wrong
A comprehensive, precise, god-fearing explanation.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:30,
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Have a click for
"A penis wont fall apart quite as much as a banana."
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:43,
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What a ridiculous man,
I posted this reply for him:
'Just FYI, a penis fits better into an anus than a vagina and birth is incredibly painful and regularly causes ripping and stretchmarks, heterosexual people regularly have sex where conception isn't intentional, just like gays pleasure and love is the intent, anal sex doesn't hurt if you do it right, nor is it 'dirty' if you know how, homo-sex is not a race or movement so will never 'take over' or contest hetero-sex anymore than oral or het-anal sex will, if you don't like it, don't do it.'
God made me say it.
Love the bit with the banana and the can BTW, yes, that's JUST how it works...
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:46,
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Far too much punctuation in that reply for a youtube comment
I demand that you remove it all immediately!11!!!
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:54,
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haha that kinda reminds me of this classic
"The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdH1ZEbnIms
EDIT: Also, anyone else noticed the vuvuzela button on youtube videos?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:46,
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^this
wtf, talk about 0 effort!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:11,
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Yea, know what you mean
that's what happens when you try and loop an mp3 in flash, as opposed to a wav/aif (the silent bit is the metadata).
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:27,
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haha
that doesn't surprise me that it's a flash issue, it's got more bugs than people realise. Silverlight is going to overtake it eventually impo.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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ha ha brilliant!
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:36,
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it is
but he's just very very good at it.
check this out www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaZBSZ0xbfk
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I dont understand the hate
A banana fits into a toilet roll like a penis into a vagina.
It all makes sense to me now. To think I've been doing it wrong all this time >.<
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Just watched
some of his other vids. His gay brother apparently killed himself and wrote 'fuck you *jesusophile' in his own blood on the wall.
Quite a disturbing chap.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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SHIT!
:o
Maybe this is why he feels the need to justify his stance online
'Hey, I killed my brother, but God told me to in some obscure one liner added centuries later to the Bible so I'm OK right!? RIGHT!?"
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:06,
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There is no way he is for real.
Thank god and baby Jebus.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:14,
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You think this might be some clever plot by the homosexual activists to make us all think gay is OK and god-botherers are loony!?
Or could it be even clevererer than that and be the reverse as he 'comes out' as the above and thereby justifies the christian extremists' view that there is a homo-underground plotting to pervert and overthrow right thinking heterosexual god fearing society while actually secretly being christian-fundamentalist himself!?
OR... (head explodes)
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:21,
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'homo-underground'!
Do you think there is a homo-overground too! Like in the Wombles.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:30,
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Gay wombles needs to be a /board compo.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:04,
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The guy is a colossal tool
He made a reply vid to this one, to "explain" why it's ok for sex to hurt women. What a prince.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-2dtAun06c
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If he hates the gays so much
why has he got a glory hole behind him?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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Genuinely read that as 'holy hole' for a sec.
I think that's the term for receiving a hand job from Jesus.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:47,
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Is he saying...
...that if I bum someone, the skin is going to come off my cock and the inside will collapse into banana-ey mush?
Hmmmm. I must say I'm sceptical...
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The only compelling argument against gay marriage
is this one. The amount you would have to change all those databases is mind boggling. Then again, what do we pay database engineers for if not that?
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I can't speak for other database engineers
but I like to think that I get paid for doing as little as possible.
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I'm pretty sure its satire after watching this one
www.youtube.com/user/Jesusophile#p/a/u/0/h_7gnwqQvXM
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Peej, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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Jebus I hope so!
*sigh* you just can't trust what you see in the internets anymore!
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:30,
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This guy was on Something Awful's 'Awfulvision' a few months ago.
He has a video where he uses gone-off cream to represent AIDS and a tea strainer to represent a condom in order to prove that condoms don't stop AIDS. It ends with the iconic phrase "there is AIDS in the vagina."
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He's been on here before, last year, too
www.b3ta.com/links/The_vagina_is_full_of_AIDS
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:55,
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wow, this guy
is just... it boggles the mind how any one can be so ill-informed yet feel they know all the answers. Case in point:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi8q9jeyfeo
His lovely video about why atheist arguments are wrong. CAUTION: do not watch that video if you don't want you brain to meltdown and leak out of your ears. I also suggest turning off before the last 20 seconds, or you may just punch the screen.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:25,
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My favourite clip of his is this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaZBSZ0xbfk
For 2 reasons.
1. "Science"
2. "The vagina is full of aids"
Still undecided on if he's for real or just another troll. I messaged him once to ask him & he never replied.
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Sheesh... what a er... dick.
The issue is not whether homexuality is 'unnatural'.
As human beings we spend every waking moment doing 'unnatural' things. Living in houses, driving cars, wearing clothes, eating processed foods, flying in planes, USING THE FUCKING INTERNET and a bajillion other things.
Being unnatural doesn't make something wrong. Otherwise, practice what you preach - go live in a cave, cut yourself off from the outside world and see how far that gets you!
Hrmph...
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how i will despair
if these bunch of sink estate morons become national heroes...
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oh fuck off
Do you hate the world cup winning rugby team because they all come from priveledged backgrounds?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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no becuase
they aren't all massive cunts with a sense of entitlement....
what a terrible world we live in where little boys are told to be more like ashely cole and john terry.
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Indeed
although I think you could of used the word "cunts" a few more times.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:13,
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If you grow up on a council estate with fuck all opportunities in life
playing football is about all you've got
and rugby players can be cunts too, just because they're not in the papers everyday
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:15,
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^this
if youve got a team of 23 men with a lot of money all in the spotlight permenantly, youve got to expect some of them to be found out to be a bit cuntish
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Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:21,
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erm no its not
your speaking to someone whose entire family worked their way out of council estates you fucking prick.
and none of them did it with football
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you clearly have homosexual feelings about football players
buts thats okay...i understand that is a requirement to enjoying the game.
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You better log off before your mummy sees you playing on the internets?
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:17,
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DefyingDarwin indeed.
LOLOLOLOLOL
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 18:35,
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Do you know..
..how much money and time Didier Drogba .. Frank Lampard etc.. give to charities .. NO? .. then STFU cos its more than you earn in a lifetime!!
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haha brill
i blinked and missed it during the game, thanks for not only for making it but now allowing it to be committed to the archives of the human species
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this is ace
nothing shows your true colours like diving to stop a strike with your own face - now lets give jerry a good trouncing, pip pip
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Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:00,
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haha
John Terry has a lot of traits I'm not keen on, but you can never deny his commitment.
Classic English last ditch defending, love it!
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Tristan Perich 1-Bit Symphony
'Tristan Perich's 1-Bit Symphony is an electronic composition in five movements on a single microchip. Though housed in a CD jewel case like his first circuit album (1-Bit Music 2004-05), 1-Bit Symphony is not a recording in the traditional sense; it literally "performs" its music live when turned on.'
Genius! The actual 'performance' ain't bad neither!
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:18,
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.
Saw Tristan Perich perform with a couple of other guys at Sonar festival last week where they constructed a similar circuit (but more complex) on an overhead projector.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:26,
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I'm hard pressed to quite imagine how that works, is the projector just showing what his hands are doing
and the sound generated by the circuit he builds!? I can't imagine that being terribly melodic or pleasant to listen to but maybe in this instance more concept than content?
Anyhoo I love the idea of music you plug into that isn't a recording but a program, there's so much you could do with that, like wouldn't it be fun if it was multitracked with a button or volume for each track and you could mix it about a bit live!? If you could save the settings everyone's version of the album could be personalised to suit their tastes, sweet!
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:37,
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.
They put components (ICs) on the OHP (which showed up in silhouette) and soldered wires between them, building up a circuit live which changed the sound it produced as they went (a bit like live circuit-bending).
The music was more generative and aleatoric than his 1-Bit Symphony, but I like that kind of stuff.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:56,
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Ball Boyz II Men - End Of The Court
I made this!
For all the ex ball boys out there.......
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Blow up the neighbourhood with the Death Star. Nice Adidas "Star Wars" gear promotion
Note: it asks for your name, email and a friends name. Using 'No', '[email protected]' and 'No' are accepted.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:04,
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are there no limits to what can be Star Wars'd up?
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:14,
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nope
www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/toystiein4.html
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:36,
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The Stormtrooper trainers are rather lubberly, if somewhat overpriced
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:28,
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They're crap
my wee boy has a pair, two months in and the velcro strap doesn't stick anymore.
I wouldn't recommend buying a pair
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Got a pair of the X-Wing ones...
...(wanted the AT-AT ones, but couldn't find them in my size anywhere)...they're cool, although I've knackered them traipsing around Spain in them for the last month (adds to the battle-worn look, I suppose...).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:34,
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I wonder what sort of person
downloads the wallpaper of a pair of shoes
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:18,
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yup
my cats would probably stare at my corpse suspiciously then try to get me to feed them
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:37,
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To be fair, anytime that I'm ill my two will stay at my feet while I'm in bed, which they wouldn't do normally,
and come over and mew and nudge my face whenever I stir or cough.
It's not just for food neither as when I rise n feed them they come straight back to bed with me. It's one of the few times they get along!
But yes, in the above emergency, I'd prefer an Alsatian or such.
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:51,
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Hahaha
That's my cats all over.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:07,
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Can someone explain why the fook this is news?
"Powercut during the England match... when... when the goal was scored... wait... can we find some celeb who suffered... no? Dec? Feck it, that'll do!"
Jeebus Chris, fooking footie!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:55,
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I just read that headline
what a joke of a "news" article.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:58,
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I thought he'd maybe he'd gone blind again,
or was that the other one?
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:59,
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is there a fund set up for him
where we can show our support for the poor guy?
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It's news because he's rich
and they helpfully provide a clip of 'On the Ball' for our enjoyment
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:29,
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This guy is amazing
Covering the theme tune of The Big Bang Theory, doing all parts himself
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im not familiar with the song, but he was good
how was he teleporting around the room in that opening dialogue?
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The most insane headline .....ever :D
Think that pretty much covers everything....full story via the link though :)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:18,
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That is absolutely awesome
That could have come from The Day Today
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:27,
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Blimey! That story has the lot.
:D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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Haha. Crazy.
I also like the first paragraph on this news story:
web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Students_bizarre_attack_on_Hells_Angels
As posted by Bob Todd last week.
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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ha ha It's almost as if you were there!
...You WERE there weren't you?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:42,
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Sometimes when I forget to take my meds things get a bit fuzzy...
;)
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:58,
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Fuck me this is ace.
Happens all the time round here*.
*in my head
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:21,
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oh noes! puppy!
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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Oh good lord!
Those crazy gays and their snickers fetish! ;)
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..wil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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I'm confused though, did the ex-girlfriend wave at the Marathon Man or was it the Sumo girl?
Also, any more concise headline suggestions?
Saphhic Sumo Snickers Spat!
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:41,
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Ah ha ha ha ha
*breathes*
Ha ha ha ha!!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:04,
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**looks at her shoes**
:p
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:40,
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Not just another day on a TF2 achievement server...
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:03,
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Heh!
A video worthy of your name :-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:19,
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Batshit
Mental!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:57,
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That made me feel like a bewildered grandmother.
I have no idea what that was I just watched, or its relevance to anything...
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:27,
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*checks*
Um...
I don't know!
*cries*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:32,
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No not the bees!!
Arghhh my eyes my eyes!!!!
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:51,
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This is without doubt the most awesome thing ever!
Is this server still running? Do you have the address?
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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:28,
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a wave of contaminated sea water breaks 90 miles from the Gulf of Mexico oil spill
Also it's raining oil in Louisiana, I assume sucked up by tornadoes out to sea.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=un8co1d4zb4
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:00,
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That should help their thirst for oil
But i do realise its a massive natural disaster and i wouldn't wish it on anyone
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:22,
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Not really 'natural' distaster , the oil would have stayed where it was without greedy fucker intervention
*pedants*
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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i'll rephrase its a disaster for the enviroment
and yes it is their fault
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:45,
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I'm not sure about the raining oil thing
I'd be really interested to know if that's true, or just the normal oil you get on a road that hasn't been rained on for a while, from cars. Can it rain oil? Anyone able to confirm this?
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crab_bloke), Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:34,
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If it can rain frogs and fish
then it can certainly rain oil.
Or Aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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yeah you know what i mean though dude
a one-off freak event like that is interesting but not important, whereas if it really is oil in normal weather then it;s well mental. Do we think that's not possible? So it's either just normal road oil or even if it's really from rain it's just a freak event?
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crab_bloke), Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:45,
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Oil doesn't really mix with water and so won't evaporate in the same way, it should to a lesser degree I think.
But the sheer amount of oil and water and hurricane season starting mean there will be probably more of this sort of thing.
Edit: The dispersant stuff is designed to break down the oil, which could make it much easier to evaporate.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:53,
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right ok
i want to know more about what's going to happen now. is hurricane season going to dump loads of toxic shit all over the southern US then? that would be really fucked up.
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crab_bloke), Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:00,
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I think the biggest worry is no the actual clouds but the tidal surges
It's like the lungs down on that coastline. The coastline is not a straight line but you could zoom in like a fractal and see so many crinkles. If oily water engulfs that it's like a smoker tarring up the lungs. In fact the oil could damage the wildlife/people's lungs in exactly that way too.
I'm not an expert though, just generalising.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:06,
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The background to this though is really appauling
www.denverpost.com/news/ci_10431998
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:09,
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If it can rain
Omega 3 oils, then shirly crude oils is easy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKWfNSFXzqw
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:44,
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EA holding $1 (£0.59) sale on all iphone games.
Gamesoft too (no decent link)
If you have an ipod with phone app
*edit. For iPhone only. Not for iPad
*edit2. Dammit. Did the code wrong and now missed my edit title window :(
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:56,
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Ahem!
swarmster says:
June 22, 2010 at 10:11 am
This appears to be iPhone only; the iPad versions are regular price.
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MaGCoL says:
June 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed by that. iPad games haven't seen much sales now have they? I always end up buying the cheap iPhone versions and play them on my iPad with low res!
Anyways, I'll be picking up NFS:S, FIFA and maybe Tiger Woods. Already have the other good ones!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:58,
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oops sorry.
changed my post to show it
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:24,
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's alright,
I havent got either :-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:25,
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YOU!!!
WITH YOUR HTML MARKUP!!!!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:37,
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You can't use html in the title
imagine the chaos :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:40,
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I think we are in for a shout at that game...
although, I am not some sort of football aficionado.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:56,
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Interesting though not revolutionary
it's a quiet time of night so I thought this might be interesting. A mashup of 'The Red Shoes' and 'She's Lost Control' by Joy Division
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 2:08,
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1950's footage of Japanese salvage crews refloating ships sunk in Darwin Harbour during the war.
I love stuff like this!
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 1:25,
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Interesting stuff.
I was hoping for more footage, docu-style, but interesting nonetheless.
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:18,
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Asura - If (Rudyard Kipling)
Darklord posted Mike Basset England Manager's version of this last night, which lead me onto this which is bloody awesome, Darklord's didn't get the respose it deserved, and as I posted this as a reply there's no need for FAQ calling shenanigans, just enjoy :). Nice tunage and a great reading of a spine tingling poem. Worth a look see :)
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Jorvic, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:56,
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In light of this weeks image challenge,
Micheal Winner calls Richard Littlejohn an arsehole...
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Michael Winner
appears to be a gentleman!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:29,
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Saw that when it was aired.
And as much as I wanna hate the man for the E-sure ads and whatnot, this always pops to mind and I find myself slightly forgiving of the chap.
Most of his films are fucking rubbish though.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:52,
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Except Deathwish
I used to hate him too but the interview he did with that other arsehole who spends his life sucking Cowell made me warm to him quite a bit.
To be fair all I relly knew of him were some pompous soundbites and Esure.
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Deathwish is kinda shit as well...
What with the acting, unconvincing thugs and suchlike... I do actually like it though.
A bit like Harry Brown but 35 years ealier. It does have the advantage of featuring the 10yr old (well, very young at least) Jeff Goldblum in it.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 2:07,
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The uncut version of Death Wish 2 is however, an appalling piece of 'film'
it's really quite disgusting
And I love trash cinema
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:28,
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Yup.
I've seen that (the very uncut version you mentioned. Went for quite a bounty in the surburban highschool market back in the day) and I entirely agree. Just piss-poor, exploitative crap without the entertainment value to justify its existance.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:53,
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Is Mr Winner famous for being a prick?
Don't know much about the fellow.
Anybody got a link that will make my blood boil to even out the score so I can go back to being neutral about him again?
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:15,
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Gentlemanly conduct rule number 1
Call the host an arsehole politely, so as to not offend.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:31,
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Make your own still life.
It's like those peely back sticker scene things.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:22,
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Oi, that girl with the pearl earring?
She's got Vermeereal disease.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:36,
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these puns waste my time
i can't Dali about you know
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 4:37,
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It's very archimboldo of you to continue this pun lark.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:08,
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Lovely!
How obscure!
(Read 2666 by any chance?)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:15,
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No I just like his work.
But I didn't think it was that obscure, if at all, unless you're being facetious.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:08,
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My lobster
is getting drunk on goblets of the finest wine.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 1:20,
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Can't we see each others' creations?
Have a lobster moustache.
in-still-life.com/sharelinks.php?id=4c22b40bd1e56
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 2:26,
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Darth Vader taks a penalty kick.
ronseal.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:12,
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I was waiting for a youthful Obi-Wun to wave his hand
But the Dark Lord of the Sith obviously does it without such vulgarities
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:19,
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