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This is a link post Cab Calloway on Sesame Street.
Gosh this is good.

Everyone sing along now!

Gc can suck my bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That has WIN all over it :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post pure
utter greatness.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
brilliant
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Diabeetus Kitteh does an ET
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This video contains vast amounts of G,A,Y
Womans bike, CHECK

Pink cat leash, CHECK

Guy that clearly can't ride a bike in a straight line, CHECK

go go go!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You got to mention that the bike was PINK
clearly a G,A,Y sign
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post deffo!
That and it has "bugger me" written down the side of it...*


*if squinting from certain angles...

Anyway!! The posture is clearly not that of a manly man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I use the distiction G.A. fucking Y. to describe the 'Not just gay but Uber Gay And Loud About It' thing,
i.e. gay is an own-sex loving otherwise average person but G.A. fucking Y. is that kind of in your face uber gay, such as found in the kinda club where they seem to have won the 'how many cliches can one place take' contest, the DJ is a fat ugly tranny who talks more than plays any music, and all the bar staff are under 20 and half naked and won't serve you their over-priced under-kept piss unless you're fabulous, even tho the entire place is full of wide eyed married couples and fat ugly str8 chicks 'loving teh gays' and attempting to vogue under the over-sized mirror ball, presumably 'cos it will make them look thinner.

Shoot. Me. Now.

So yeh, G.A. fucking Y. guys, use it wisely!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post And the pink lead is JUST long enough for the cat to jump out
and be dragged by the neck thru traffic.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post Condensed Movies: The Karate Kid (2010) I made this!


Last night to the flicks, for a free preview screening (otherwise I would have given it a wide berth) of the Jackie Chan Karate Kid remake:

* It is, perhaps, the least accurately titled movie of all time, being, as it is, a film about Kung Fu

* Jackie Chan only gets involved in one fight, in which he beats up some kids. Way to go, Jackie!

* The movie completely forgets the story's heritage - it's as if the original Alan Bennett version, The Ecky Thump Kid, a dour northern kitchen sink drama first screened as a BBC Play For Today in 1978, never happened

So, we present, for the first time, the ACTUAL script of Bennett's original*, condensed down to exactly 558 words for today's easily-bored youth.

* May not be the actual script
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I am not watching Karate Kid 2010.
For the same reason I never watched Blues Brothers 2000.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They should have given up after the first 1999

(King of Beers living the dream, in his head, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post But they were all ace...
especially when Joliet had a sex change in 1989, and was called Juliet there after. And they both became Atheist in 1998.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post And they replaced the Penguin
with an actual Penguin, who sent them on a "Mission for Cod"
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I proper lold at that :-)
Very good. A++.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post bask in the glory
of The Penguin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw0RPSjynK0

One of my favourite scenes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Cant find the original, but...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=33nTnawq6jk

edit: when I say original I mean the Blues Brothers version...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Leonard 6 was pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with what kermode said about Inception
(which I haven't seen yet)

"Go and see Inception and show Hollywood that in fact you DO want intelligent films, and not the usual summer trash and remakes"

If Inception goes through the roof (as it appears it may) Hollywood is going to have a collective mental breakdown; basically all the studios are going to say "So what the fuck do we do now?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats really bizzare...
Kermode actually liking something. Must be good.

I plan to see it when the daughter and missus goes to see Twighlight.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hoping to IMAX it next weekend
Don't think Mrs S is overly keen.
But luckily she doesn't care about Twiglet either
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh,
that would be great at Imax...
*jealousies*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Actualy I've read a couple of reviews of Inception
that say it's full of plot holes and continuity errors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post From a guy who loves B-movies :-)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post no way man. B-Movie was a steaming pile of shite.
*Goes to Hull for the pun.

I watched Unthinkable last night. I was absolutley horrified by it. A technician tapped gibberish into Excel to difuse a bomb!
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post But shirley
Due to the nature of its plot being all about dreams, any plot holes and inconsistencies can be explained away by being 'just a dream'. It may even be intentional...
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it at the weekend..
and guesed there would be some plot holes but tbh I think you would have to watch it more than once for it to be annoying. Very clever film and makes you think a lot!!!
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Like "The Prestige".
Quite sloppy in places in my view, justified by "well, it's meant to be that way" etc...
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If you think about it afterwards
then you'll find lots of stuff that doesn't make sense.
But in the cinema, we were all enthralled for over 2 hours, and at the ending there was a huge "Oooh!!" from the audience. And Kermode is right, don't go to the bogs during it, you'll lose track.

It's a question of categories: If you judge it as a 'summer action blockbuster'; it's excellent. Judged as an 'intelligent psychological thriller', it's less good.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post very well written
I haven;t seen it yet but you seem to sum up a variety of reviews in your statement.

Nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The only issue I have with the Inception trailer,
is that every single shot in it can be matched to a very similar shot from another movie (Dark city/Bond/Bourne/Xmen/Matrix and so on). Still, really hoping it's going to be good!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post First footage of The Goon movie adaptation,
looks perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That green thing looks nothing like Harry Secombe.


edit: looks great BTW!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post My first thoughts excatly
"Fucking Hollywood, ruining stuff they don't understand"

Then I realised... then I looked it up... then I wondered why I'd never heard of it before... then I thought "I'd quite like to see that"
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This
With brass knobs on!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur :-)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
CGI booblies
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I misread that
And thought they were doing a cgi remake of "The Goonies".
I'm disappointed now. *sad face*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand what happened at 0:16
Did the bloke shoot the lady? Did the lady punch the zombie? What's going on?
 (Cap'n, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I actually really liked the comics, and was wondering when this would happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
This is a link post Fox News LOL!
There is nothing about this that doesn't want me to punch my monitor hard.

Except the painting... which is ace.

FYI. The first amendment.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the look on that guys face!
Whenever he's not talking, and sometimes even when he is talking.. I don't think I've ever seen a smile that says "durrrrr" more clearly, he looks so completely clueless and happy being listened to, living in his own personal little world. You can almost see what's left of his exhausted neurons waking from time to time to tiredly form another thought, desperately trying to hold things together for as long as possible..

And yeah. It never seizes to amaze me how such a large number of people in America manage to so completely misunderstand what their first amendment is about :)
 (Roxon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I can understand people not getting it,
just not 'intelligent' people on a national news broadcast. But then I suppose it does explain why people dont get it.

Dont you love it when you answer your own question :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice even handed report as usual
Of course, you could shoot down this guy's argument by pointing out the painting includes the word "MAY", not "DOES"
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Religious types cannot see that though ...
there was all that kerfuffle about the "God PROBABLY doesn't exist" posters here.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well observed...
10 internet points for observation. You almost have enough for a 'I love horses' speaking birthday card.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so happy....
...no... really I am

; )
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post this NEEDS to be implemented
a talking d'agostini card for every b3tan's b3taday.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He made my head hurt.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He almost made my fist hurt...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A face you could punch all night...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi, I'm an uber christian used to getting my own way 'cos I'm better than you, and I want something that might possibly suggest that my religious beliefs affect my 'judgment' removed
on the grounds that it definitely says I'm stupid, which it clearly doesn't, and that it infringes on my rights of personal expression, which it doesn't, and that this is unfair comment on me and my kind, which everything I've just said shows it isn't, but anyway hurp durp hurr durr abracadabra make it all go away in the name of jebus please...

*slap!*

If this were a gay or brown person thing you'd remove it!

*double slap*
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Got bored of the beer thing...
nice landmarks though.

Also, what bloke puts a fucking lime in his beer?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, this would be a way better video if he added some new techniques to his bottle-opening, or got other people to do it for him i.e. a Beefeater, policeman, 'celebrity', statue...
He's got dedication though, that's for sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post A bloke hired by Corona.
Clearly a dirty, filthy viral advert... and a dull one at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Notice that the names of the tourist attractions in question are written in the same font used by Corona on it's labels.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Also the video is in two national newspapers before its anywhere near 1000 views.
With such bullshit as: "‘We were having a few drinks up near the Clifton suspension bridge in Bristol and I was dared to be videoed walking up and popping one open in front of the bridge,’ he said."

He was 'dared'? Usually a dare involves some sort of risk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Lime in beer is a mexican thing
The idea behind it is to counteract some of the spicy hotness of your meal.

Adding lime to a beer you're not eating spicy food with is a show off way of having a larger lime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No it's not.
It's to stop flies going in in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect he's never seen anyone use a bottle opener judging by his wrong handed idiocy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post No no no!
Thats the cool kids way. You dig.

I also spotted my nephew attempting this at a party the other week.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope there was a subsequent stabbing

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He tried 3 times and failed,
so I opened it with my teeth*

*ok, maybe 15 years ago. I just got my bottle opener key ring out :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate Dave can open beer bottles with his eye socket
Just to clarify he still has an eye in it.
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT I have to see!!!
I could genuinely open bottles with my teeth, but the useful tooth was removed a few years ago... I have no idea why.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He only does it when he's appallingly drunk
Apparently it hurts quite a lot
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to open bottles with my teeth too
but I chipped both teeth that I used (1 to beer 1 to basketball)

Now I just use my ever present ciggy lighters
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Opening a beer with a ciggy lighter.
Very intriguing. How, may I ask, is this done?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *Cough*
Britain's United Kingdom's.
/pedant
 (ClungePlunger I drink Sambuca on the rocks and bloody like it!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Its like that dancing guy,
only shitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post equally annoying though

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a link post Since it's Tuesday morning
let's have a "if I had a soundtrack to my life, this would be it" thread.

I am aware that hearing your soundtrack over and over would drive you insane, but let's ignore that for a minute.

Mine: Dunkelbunt - La Revedere ft. Amsterdam Klezmer Band.

I would dance my way down the street for ever, giving hi fives and "you're awesome" double-pistol pointers to everyone I met along the way.

If I were a dog, it would be this (tip o' the hat to ratbanjos)
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a fantastic little tune....
here's mine

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3gx7CSXEzo
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This would have to be mine
Red Snapper - Get some sleep tiger

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8N38iFaexM
 (MrN uses Vista and Chrome.How do you like them apples?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post Reborn Newborn Vampire Baby Doll
for when your child's need for long term psychiatric therapy is taking too long to develop......
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 6:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty badly done too

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the baby from It's Alive
but worse
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
This is a link post Om Nom Nom Nom Mom Om Nom Nom
A Dog would never do that, but I think that's pretty obvious!
Om Nom Nom Nom Mom Om Nom Nom
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post this is lovely
my girlfriend's cat once ate half a cake she made for me.
it also eats pasta.

cats + non meat food = win
 (I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat eats anything
He's brought home slices of pizza and croissants
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You have just made me
want to by a watermelon. Knowing my cat it would just sniff it and then lick my fingerthough, fussy little furball that she is.
 (Sexual Chocolate!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 5:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've no idea why but a cat making a human-like biting noise
is absolutely hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Om nom nom.
Rind and all.
 (I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 6:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
They seem to really like broccoli and olives as well.
 (Benzyl, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post Venetian Snares - Gentlemen.
Superbly and perfectly played with live drums. Mind and whack it up to 480p for better sound quality. GC, but fuck it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicked this last time it was posted
and I'm clicking again too.
It's ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy
FUCK
That's tight.
*awe*
 (I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it so much that I got into it myself !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9gQQ95y2PU
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot all about that!
*cliks*
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I really do like this..
But wish he would have dropped the backing track to prove what sounds he is exactly creating.
 (Tivert, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ba da bang . . . ba da tish . . . ba da BOOM !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
nice one!
 (Roxon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Check this fella out when you have a mo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqGZ2jSs6u4
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This gets a click from me purely for the Snares video.
*all the sixes, clickety-click*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
*clicks appropriately loudly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Riki Takeuchi, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post bad Thomas is lonely
BadThomas Beekcat needs more cat friends anymore Catface profiles out there ?
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rootsxrocks, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Has he not seen the Catbook app on facebook?All 5 of mine have joined!
 (chuffster, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure
I am not Bad Thomas's Host but I will suggest the Catbook app
We Are a dog Household all 8 of us and dogs hold no interest in narcissistic glamor. well Jack might
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rootsxrocks, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post Sharktopus

(samwisethesick, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post oh FUCK that looks amazing! any film where the shark growls is automatically win.

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This film has win all over it.

(samwisethesick, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post is that freebase?
he looks WRONG!
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post yes.
It's a lesser known species of freebase than the Common Freebase (Freebasus Grimacus). There are several subspecies as demonstrated here:

Freebases were first discovered in California in 2007*, and their numbers are dwindling swiftly. If you would like to sponsor a freebase, please send an SAE and a cheque for £5 to:

YES! I would like to sponsor a freebase!
32 Gullivers Terrace
Rotherham

In return you will receive a freebase t shirt and bi-monthly freebase newsletter featuring all the latest freebase news and PUZZLES! With your help, we can protect California's population of freebases for many generations to come. DONATE NOW!

* www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/500m_row
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *Writes letter*
*puts letter in envelope*
*licks stamp*
*licks window*
*mongs*
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep the noise down, you in the back of the bus

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post shit I really shouldn't have made that address up.
Someone in Rotherham is going to be very confused...
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post who the fuck is that guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What is it with
completely shit monster movies set at sea at the moment?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Theres always
"Mega Python vs Gatoroid". A future classic to fill your "shit monster movies on land" desires.
 (Sexual Chocolate!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 5:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks ace,
however I feel they may have shown the best bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post as I said yesterday morning
www.b3ta.com/links/498919
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 8:35, Reply)
This is a link post Go walking!
Hilariously crap promo for the act of walking broadcast in norn iron back when I was a nipper.
(theroux, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post God
I remember those. For some reason the Confidential Telephone Line ads left more of a mark on my psyche. They were like 90-second John Woo movies.

[edit] Also, "Dacter, dacter, can I have a perscription?"
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post wow. just wow.
I imagine that's what all public information films would look like if the nazis had won the war...
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Gay nazis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
My mother still sings this, to my great annoyance.
 (Fawksie, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can find the one
"You say yer nat a real smoker, but yer body thinks y'are" I will be forever greatful
 (mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 20 Jul 2010, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post but i walk all the time...
"Hey everybody! Have you tried BREATHING?!?!"

"Breathing, it's good for yoooo,
Breathing, it's a thing you have to do,
Breathing, just dont ask why,
It's the excercise you do that makes you not die!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot about those,
They were on until quite recently. I usually continued eating my marsbar though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
This is a link post Stick with it.
That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Boy that takes some sticking with it to get there tho!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck!
I died :(

edit: yay!

I lived! worth every minute...
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post AWESOME

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck that
I've known games to load quicker from a cassette tape
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that was actually epic.
Took me waaaay longer to get the hang of than it probably should though.
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post er, press spacebar to breathe.
it even tells you at the start ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't tell you to release it when you've hoovered up all the shiny things tho
nor about the surprise...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post it was this that was messing me up
held it too long, and the first few times I played he wasn't glowing to let me know that i'd inhaled the globes!
which made it tricksy...
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post eh
walked past a couple of fields and then some wobbly writing came up,
was this it?
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post no.
try again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
i see,
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Stuck with it.
Glad I did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post a bit too slow
and FUCK YOU MR K. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post After waiting 10 minutes to load
I get to level three. I've befriended (if that's the right word) a squirrel. Every time I breath, he runs away. But I need him to pick up a nut from the other side of the screen. HELP!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This is ace!
Despite that Kraken kicking seven shades of shit out of me.
 (Tivert, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit
*clicks*
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post genius!

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 5:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats rather aces that...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking crazy

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a link post Velvet Revolver vs. Axl Rose
Really brilliant mix of the vocal from 'If the World' with the music from 'Slither'. Axl and Slash just seem to work together. Although Axl will probably shit if he hears this and try and destroy Youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Axl and Slash should form a band. It would be great.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:08, Reply)
This is a link post Anti-aircraft laser unveiled at Farnborough Airshow
Pew!
Pew!
Pew!

Bout time!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post : O
wow! how long before it becomes Anti-human laser?! eek!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Anti-aircraft
only if that aircraft is flying straight and level, at a relatively high altitude and slow speed, and is painted black.

That overpowered torch took over ten seconds of continuous exposure to knock out that target. Compare that to the time taken to attack in this video il.youtube.com/watch?v=tW9TAUfwH64&feature=related and that thing is worse than useless, it'll replace working weapons (i.e. Phalanx and other close-in gun systems) with expensive and shit ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe if they built some sort of big net?

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post To be followed by and anti anti aircraft laser aircraft

(farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean
one wrapped in foil
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post OK....
This plus this... gizmodo.com/231446/us-military-develops-ray-gun-people-feel-like-theyre-on-fire

add this... www.skynetusa.com/

ITS THE FUTURE ALREADY!

and I for one welcome our new robot overlords. If theyre reading, you can find her here www.sarahconnor.org/
 (Sexual Chocolate!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 6:04, Reply)
This is a link post Kunt and the Gang - Chips or Tits (LIVE) NSFW
Q - Daddy or chips?
A - Chips.


Q - TITS or chips?
A - ?????

Also, he's playing in Cambridge on Thursday... I WILL be there with the mr.dogshit international appreciation society, and my lil' sister (maybe)!
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22601
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
gotta be Tits though
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Its like
a rude Captain Sensible. Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think my fave still has to be "use my a as a c"
or maybe this one, just for the charming chorus.
[edit] And his cover version has quite a smashing video too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not having a go, but
this guy always makes me think what would have happened if King Kurt had teamed with Kevin bloody Wilson around 30 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)
This is a link post One Legged Salsa
Posted 3 years ago, but I think its worth another look.

Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
years days
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
oops - gc said 3 years. apols.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 5:44, Reply)
This is a link post So, I formed a corporate rock band to create middle management rock I made this!
And we made a demo, there is a full album in the works, but thought some of you might like what we've done so far. The song is called "Interim Review" and its about those meetings halfway through the year where you review how well you've progressed towards meeting your objectives. Our other songs are about photocopying and sandwiches.
 (I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post most pleasant :)
likes
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Why
thank you kind colleague.
 (I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)

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