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This is a link post Mel Gibson - Chase Hate Jew I made this!
Sort of born out of this www.b3ta.com/board/10320517
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post love it

(Abercadabra looks more like Gerry Adams every day, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers bud

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's brill is that.
*clickety*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks, appreciate it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahahahahahahaha
entrancing as fuck to watch the game in action.

"you fucking cunt" hahaha. *clicks*

(also i love the board image, muchlols there with the pixelated head)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post BISH
Sorry for the Ebaum link, but this made me chuckle!
 (K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's the
YouTube link of the vid.

BISH!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Three Scientists: Teleporter I made this!
See how quickly you can spot the "punchline". The current record stands at 0:12 seconds...
(ratbanjos, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post heheheh
gets a vote from me
 (Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done
I am rather enjoying these shorts :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Forking Angels stick their prongs in to police business I made this!
The Sarge receives a vision from the Forking Angel of Possibility to show him how his life could have been. An animated detective comedy from The Brothers McLeod and BBC Comedy. Watch more Sticks at BBC Comedy bbc.in/fjLk2o
(MyUlls http://www.bromc.co.uk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to run a cafe
and some of the local design students would colour in our spoons and leave them on the table. We used to love finding them and put them on display til someone stole them. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, shame :(
See if you can find the students and ask em to do some more :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Too soon, Kenneth?
Unbelievable massive Social Media fail from @kennethcole.


Original tweet - whilst it is still there
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
Unbelievable massive Social Media fail Successful marketing through controversy attempt by brand I'd previously never heard of
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do quite nice jumpers
Massively over-priced though.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post From an individual person....
...humour about this wouldn't make me bat an eyelid, but if you're trying to promote your wares? Fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
(succinctly put)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye well put
even if it didn't include the words self, promoting and twat.

e2a: The OP's picture seems to be missing... alt: img21.imageshack.us/img21/6924/kcidiot.jpg
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that you put this very well.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post made I larf

twitter.com/#!/kennethcolePR
 ('tin'tintin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Terrible name for a CEO of Food for the Poor
I think he needs a little green hat and a longbow, though
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahhaa

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thnk goodness they are run by Christians.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha - oh my
Shirley, the website has been hacked :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope
legit. the mahfood family have been involved in this company for a while too. All checks out! THink ive seen something about him on here before though. And for that reason, im gonna blurt out - SEE THROUGH GLASS PENIS!

best fucking name ever though
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 3:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
they put the G in there and hoped no one would notice :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC
but golden material nonetheless :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a link post the pencil for the purist

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this pencil is fucking stupid
Even if it's 'ironic'. Typical hipster bullshit.

EDIT: Ok well that could be me being a bit wound up, but still, the point would have been better if they'd handwritten/inscribed Fuck Photoshop instead of using photoshop to lay it out
 (I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did not like how this distressed you.
So when out shopping for some munchies, I punched a hipster in the face.

I hope that helped.
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post more of this sort of thing
Hurrah!
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shopped?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha pure irony

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a horse
with 'Fuck Cars' written down the side
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's nothing
People are always noticing my track pants with "fuck horses" written down the sides.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a severely distressed pony
with suspicious goo on its back end.

You will be hearing from my vet.
 (Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a severely distressed vet
with suspicious pony goo on its back end.

You will be hearing from my lawyer.
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I've got a severely dented, semen covered Ford Focus
and an insurance company that would like a word with your horse!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is this 'pen cil' thing that you speak of?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw one
At the Science Museum in London. Apparently people used them to write before keyboards. Weird or what, eh?
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Write on what?
Was there a USB pressure mat or something as an input to the computer?
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post An effect on Paintshop.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a link post 31 legged race
executed perfectly
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would to..
... if there was a man at the end with my puppy and a big knife
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's great
I want a go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the gratuitous crash-mat!
Or do they only learn slowing down in year 2?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's like a human centipede.

(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I bet that took some practice and a lot of bruises
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post i saw a documentary on these things when i was in japan in 2009
Serious buisness - the wee bairns were crying their guts out when they lost in competitions
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post so who won?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make this an olympic sport
with hurdles!
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seconded
But make it so that all the countries competing are tied to each other. You'd have to co-operate to get over the hurdles, and somehow nose ahead in the final sprint. I would actually pay to see that, unlike most of the olympic events.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a link post In celebration of the literal song challenge... the most literal music video ever made!
I remembered this gem of a music video from the 80's and thought I'd share. It has some epic punnage as well!

*goes back to lurking board*
(TribeDoktor, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Vince Clark

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtcwIZWnK64



.
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly win!
Not a fan of Erasure, so had'nt seen that vid before, truly funny.
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this vid
I do, I do.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post he missed an opportunity..
"You give me no reason"

Should have been shot of someone refusing to hand over a raisin.
Just sayin'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:13, , Reply)
This is a link post eh?
weird wrestling move
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Wrestling is quite good when they embrace the ridiculousnessness of it allness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
my new favourite word - Hypnotosis!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
And to think some people think it's not a real sport...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is fantastic!

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING!!!!!!111one!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the greatest things ever!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
at 1:20

"He's cuttin a line... or cutting a rug or whatever it's called!"
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
who says wrestling isn't real!!! shame on you disbelievers!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
so now we know what actors who are too shit to go into porn do!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post superb!
Textbook worm!
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is why I love wrestling
It's as tightly stylised and choreographed as Noh Theatre and is a beautiful, expressive art form in its own right. There ought to be academic studies of it. I volunteer to be Cambridge's first Professor Emeritus of Pro Wrestling.

AND I WILL TAKE DOWN OXFORD'S PROFESSOR ANY NIGHT OF THE WEEK YEEEEEEEEAHHHH! HE WILL BE DESTROYED! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite odd
The group they're wrestling for there, CZW are famous for their deathmatches, and hyper violent moves - Case in point
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Dan Bull has done a new one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dan Bull is a very, very angry young man.
I imagine him to be a bit like Rik out of The Young Ones, running up to people and berating them on all sorts of issues.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Um actually...
...he's a very nice man from my experience. Dropped an e-mail to him when he did his "this is england" thing, passing on some compliments from members of the cast, and he seemed very humble and gratified and generally pleasant in his response...

Just saying don't always judge someone's character from their creative output.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I certainly will never, ever, do so again.
Ever!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good, good.
Say 15 "Hail Dawkins' mum"s, and your penance is done.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've met him. I did his Death of ACTA video.
He's a nice guy. He raps about things. Some of them fun or trivial, some of them happy, some of them deeply political. He's just expressing himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet hes a weekend Nazi and also like to torture baby ducks with fag lighters.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you suggesting...
...there's something ethically dubious about such behaviour?

I had no idea. Tsk, social conventions are tricky.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice as ever.
why didn't he post it himself? also www.ubuntu.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he initially forgot.
..then I posted it and he said 'ah, you beat me to it'
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Top Gear Australia's take on "The Ashes" episode.
Better than the TG UK version IMHO.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post cricket can fuck right off.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
my mum used to have an allegro
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Top Gear
but this is funnier!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on!
TG UK has become crap over the last 2 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! CPhoenix, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was way better then the UK one.
And I like the UK one!
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post There could have been something really awesome if they'd cut both of them together
It's like the Australian one filled the holes in the UK one, and the UK one covered gaps in the Australian one! I'm glad I saw both - click!
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Spoof on US State Departments Position on Egypt
Spot on but ends up in brain melt as you read different text to the speech!
(liamchew22, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Joel makes it into the Fail
Will rathergood.com implode because of this???
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the story on digg yesterday
where he was being described as looking like the son of Rodney Dangerfield
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
b3ta.com/links/585768
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
All the best media outlets for us!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 3 Feb 2011, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post So are there any confirmed finds yet?
Or just sporadic news articles claiming them to be found fantastic distances from the launch site?
 (Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I'm wondering how long it'll be before its announced that one was found on Mars.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post the moon surely
they do like it
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a link post DETROIT!
(The Scene - TV Show)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am obsessed with Detroit!!!!
[Autoresponse]
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not sure which I like the best, the guy on the roller skates or the guy with the bass. It's got to be the bass dude. "Man, I got to use the bass! My look don't make no sense without the base! Hooo-WEEEE!!"
 (MC_Histamine, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love this.
They didn't give the token white guy much air time though.
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Hightea Game

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Sweary voiceover NSFW
Some Australian show with lots of rude stuff dubbed in.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Arthur des pins
really quite good cartoons - the animations are pretty awesome too
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post De pins is one of my all time fave illustrators.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post The Pooter
I'm half tempted to buy one
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will buy one.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only one?
You can also get them in Packs of Five

; )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got one of them over christmas!
I never leave home without it! So much fun. Making old people laugh in a supermarket has to be a highlight so far. Do yourself a favour and get one.
 (Double A Mud the fur cuss, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:17, , Reply)

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