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This is a link post Tiger vs Heckler NSFW
A little awkward...
NSFW - sweary swears.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
how *not* to be a comedian.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's in Hackney and tells some drunken geezer to "shut up you fucking boring twat"...
So he's both stupid AND not-funny
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well. I was going to say that clearly that was edited to make the comedian look awful.
...but the credits at the end show he actually edited it himself- so, yes: fucking awful comedian. Should change his name to Funnymancharlie.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Click.

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comedy
You're doing it wrong.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post video has been set to private.
I hope this vid has not gone forever.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 1:30, , Reply)
This is a link post If the Government Turned the Internet Off

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a link post No....wait....no....you didn't just....wait....yes you DID!!!
Some cultural lols with a great punchline (at the very end).
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
totally unexpected!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha :D

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Fantastic!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously new to cross dressing and make up
It's better to do eyeshadow before mascara...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Chicken Nugget
mmmmmmm *nyom nyom*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post BLEURGH!
*wipes semi-digested pot noodle from laptop keyboard*
Why did I click that?!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
cos you like eating disgusting food?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, normally I'm an excellent cook & careful about what I eat- ie. Veggie, no junkfood &c.
However when I'm hungover only fizzy pop, pot noodle & crisp sandwiches hit the spot.
(I am currently munching on a pizza & ketchup sandwich)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pot Noodles
make me vomit in about 5 mins max. Horrible things.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know you're meant to add boiling water yes?

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha -doh!
Yes. They are just proper disgusting and I taste for a living.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, curious. What do you do?
*resists tasteless joke about being a sampler at the local sperm bank*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work in coffee
So roasting, tasting and pro-Barista. I used to taste up to 200 cups a day but don't work for such a large company now. If you are behind an espresso machine though and serious about giving out good coffee you are sampling shots all the time to check quality and consistency. I try to stop at around 15-20 coffees a day. Then there's roast profiling, batch control, quality control and offer sampling. Training, teaching and just plain old enjoyment. I'm drinking some of our first direct traded coffee at the mo - awesome stuff. Also getting well into single origin Chocolate... mmmmm
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Kool and the gang!
Also- taste 200 cups a day? I know that'd only be a sip or two of each, but christ, surely you'd be shaking by the end of the day. If I have 3+ coffees I have trouble hitting the right laptop keys.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be fairly wired
You tend to go through about half a cup and it is hard work. I find it makes me REALLY hungry. And then I will fall asleep not long after. But it's a small price to pay, I have an awesome job. Awesome.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that McDonalds intentionally leak something like this every couple of years...
so we all think that McNuggets contain actual chicken.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh my, it's all so simple now!
God. Made. Everything!

Video is the Colbert Report taking the piss out of American talking-arse head Bill O'Reilly for not grasping basic science.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
brilliant
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Top notch!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You Orelly men.
Which of you is Man with Beard?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
click.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
"Your understanding of the world is also from the 13th century."
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not fair to compare those two
Aquinas was way ahead of his time
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well-said

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 8D

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Click
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post heehee

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2:10
"The moment you read a joke off the autocue that you had forgotten about".

To me Bill O'Reilly personifies everything that's wrong with America...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Launch of Leicester clock tower I made this!
Shot it yesterday.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a Leicesterian
I approve of this.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post How will you tell the time now though?

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post For being a Leicesterian
I approve of you.

Made me all nostaligic that. Moved from Leicester to the States about 6 yrs ago and haven't been back yet :)
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the clock tower is gone.

(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Proof that bread is a drunk magnet
Ok, so its a repost, but i reckon that this didn't really get the attention it so richly deserves a year ago when I posted it..... Please click "I like this", I would love this to get into the newsletter, I have just been diagnosed with a kidney stone and need cheering up :(
Altogehter now "Yes we shall..... ARRRRGGHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUGGHHHH"
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post its a horrible mix
of the Gossip and the Walking Dead...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back at uni...
I went on a drunken rampage with some mates and ended up throwing a bread basket (stolen from outside the dining hall at 2am) onto a parked car from my bedroom window (5 stories up). It would appear that drunks do like bread!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Bruce Lees vs Batmen I made this!

Happy Sunday /links.
I'm an English teacher in Beijing, and last year I was given a new one-to-one student, a 14-year-old boy who flat-out refused to do anything that looked like an English lesson. So I helped him make a frankly ridiculous short film instead.
Sorry if the video gives you an advert first by the way (there seems to be a 30-40% chance each time) but please direct your anger into finding a VPN that will allow me to upload to Youtube from China.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post LACIST!

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Twilight landing at LAX

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful
But then I also find a strange beauty in things like oil platforms and Suagr refineries.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went round a sugar refinery in Gujarat, India
After the fascinating process of turning raw cane into nice clean white sugar, it was carried down a long conveyor to the bagging station. A large flock of well fed pigeons was perched above merrily shitting on each and every grain. No strange beauty there. Just a strong urge to not have sugar in my next cup of cha.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *chai
I work in the oil industry in india and a pidgeon poo'd on my shirt when i was visiting the gateway of india. Do you think there is a link between Zachariah's 'things he finds beautiful', india and bird shit?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope so.

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see your Twilight landing at LAX
and raise you a Follow the White Rabbit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSzCDvaFNHI

Canarsie approach to JFK 13L
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty good
now LCY twilight landing would be cool
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff

(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Fail

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed, couldn't look any more set up and fake if it tried
her acting is very impressive, and I like how the cameraman pointlessly filming the video being filmed doesn't run away with everyone else.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Bjork at 15
okay maybe sixteen
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 6:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The scary thing is she doesn't look that much older now.

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this the sugarcubes?
or is it before that even?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That band was Tappi Tíkarrass
at 11 she released a solo album of folk songs
at 14 she formed an all girl punk band called Spit and Snot
and then a Jazz fusion group called Exodus
then a band called Jam-80 which became Tappi Tíkarrass (translates as cork the bitch's arse or something)
She then met up with Einar and a few others forming KUKL
which eventually became the Sugarcubes around 86
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post gosh!
funny/interesting links AND bjork trivia. and all before 9am on a sunday morning.

this is progress! :)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post This predates The Sugarcubes by five years
and is from a 1981-82 documentary featuring many local Icelandic bands. I never knew she was that old.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always thought that "Debut" was a rather silly album title in her case
And she certainly doesn't sound much different.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Masked monkey
This scares me.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 4:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have masked monkeys by the side of the road about five minutes from my house.
Horrible!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Topeng Monyet...
Topeng Monyet outside my house

Getting ready for rush hour begging!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 5:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesomely freaky!
Great find!!!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cleeck!

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the same place:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7654267.stm

Monkey butlers! At last!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think....
That during the clip he may have tried to piss in the sink....

I wouldn't eat anything from that shop....
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's Fuku-chan
he was on the Justin Lee Collins thing the other night
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Father Jack says:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeH3IuAfaYU
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You say masked monkey.
I say hairy child.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Epic Rap Battles of History #5 NSFW
I love this series, great stuff. Older ones have been posted but search says no for this. Enjoy.

NSFW for language.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Crappy video
Dorky band members, but I love this tune.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Get yer group think 'round this...

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post After 10 minutes of brief research
Does anyone else find it peculiar that Tommy Robinson, the EDL leader owns a tanning shop?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post i do! i do!

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty brave of him to appear in public really
What with that enormous penis growing out of his forehead.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post well i do like a bit of hardstyle
although when it hits the europop remix of that terrible song i wasn't so keen
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf...
that went from awful, into massively gay half way through. nice switch
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Just Basic Football
With 'Burt Reynolds'
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 2:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh!The Horror! I made this!
Bit of mucking about on Windows Live Movie Maker, (no real idea what I was doing), turns Call Of Duty:Black Ops into something altogether more tragic....;-)!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post war is Hull
: )
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post now, now. Let's not
be so overly dramatic. War is not that bad!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post you can do that in game- Theater Mode etc
and you should check out Rats clan if you want to see the most atmospheric black ops edits- here's one www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUI96qXa6n0
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Unreal Cover of Wuthering Heights
albert niland covers kate bush classic Wuthering Heights
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this (more rocking) version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBviQXfuu3c
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post True That
Sounds pretty good! However not so sure bout the pigtails.....
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is even more rocking
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF0VaBxb27w&feature=related
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 2:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^best cover version ever

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
https://youtu.be/fsXhtJ9BTJA
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a link post I win best link tonight for sure with this....
Tragic lols
Photobucket

lucky for you guys I screen grabbed this lol
: D
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
cunt parents
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post their faces !! lol
this bit cracks me up..
''We will use the profit from this auction towards the balance and then it is onto other toys!
Good Luck bidding!!!''

ha ha ha, poor bastards
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
for the one on the right this is not the first offence me thinks :)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post stop the internet
it has been won. *clicks*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of false bids.
I'm glad. I want to punch the fuckers. Kids are kids, they do this shit.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, kids do this shit... and parents are there to teach them how to behave properly. Could be that these kids are complete brats...who knows. I sure wouldn't be hasty in condemning the parents though.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha bad people but it is funnny :S

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4chan'll ave a field day with this...
*monitors
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 3:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...because it's full of paedophiles?

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 4:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Item removed
Looks like someone got to them
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blog to the rescue
rantsfromthegrumpysideoflife.blogspot.com/2011/02/grumpiness-around-world.html

What bastards!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe the parents were serious about that.
I can only imagine they might have went that far though if they truly were serious about it, or just making sure the kids learned not to mess with the furniture. Poor kids.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Quadrophonic All Stars - New York
Ok perhaps a couple to many shandies, but thats what saturdays are for, I have to say I love this is and its truly magic, if you're not playing this on your ipod type devices by next week you might as well throw then down the shitter... I kid you not.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was around when this kind of thing was big in the 80's
: (wasn't that impressed by it then either. But if you like that kind of thing then I guess it's pretty good. :)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 2:13, , Reply)

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