aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
my brain, my eyes, my god that's good
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:43,
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I like the preview image.
The one on the right is the child of David Coulthard and Fiona Bruce.
(Kamikaze Stoat£4.09, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:47,
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I think Mr Stoat
is on to something there! :)
(Tivert, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:03,
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Cool! Not seen that one before!
My degree is out of date already :-(
(Hellzapoppin, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:51,
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Damn that's freaky.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:51,
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i dont get it
what is supposed to happen? I kept my eye on the cross while a load of jumpy faces flashed around....and it ended...?
(tatersBah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:45,
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If you look at the cross
Most of the faces you see out the corners of your eyes look very weird and alien-like. But if you watch it again and look at the faces, you see what they really are. It's very interesting to experience.
(OnionTerroris a bag full of sick, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:18,
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You're not looking at the images directly
So your brain tries to compensate using the limited information entering your eyes, not to mention the fact you've got two faces to look at simultaneously and a very short time-period between each face. The result is most of the images on /board.
(User #86772, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:17,
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images people
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:25,
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I'll use that one next time in court
"I don't where I buried the body because I wasn't able to form memories!"
(executiverockeronly wears C&A, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:28,
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Ha ha!
(SpinIts a thing., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:51,
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News World OrderNSFWI made this!
Rebecca Brooks as a robotic penis
(Golgot100is actually a number, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:24,
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Quick & dirty like
She ended up sounding like Edna from Willo the Wisp
(Golgot100is actually a number, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:26,
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willow the wisp
is robotic brookes penis
(OctoI ruin everything., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:40,
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good un!
Interesting the 'Freudian aspect' of an Aussie having a Nicole Kidman lookalike as his nob-piece
(SpinIts a thing., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:00,
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Ha! :D
Glad you spotted the deeper strands I was going for ;)
(Golgot100is actually a number, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:13,
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Or the 'Freudian aspect' of having his daughter marry the great-grandson of Freud himself.
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:23,
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Freud would...
get turned on in his grave if he knew
(Golgot100is actually a number, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:29,
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Incidentally...
How long before we're inundated with variants of this joke?...
What did Murdoch say when he saw Pippa Middleton?
'I'd tap that'
(Golgot100is actually a number, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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Yes and there's no record of the "crime" anywhere.
Seems decidedly dodgy to me, especially considering the stamped-in logo.
(Pew Pew Pew! Lasers!wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:18,
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Oh.
Now that you point it out this does have a whiff of Ad about it.
(Lister of SmegNo talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:27,
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200 hours community service, 2 year ban and had to pay the victim £500 compensation. Apparently.
(MaffersI flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:39,
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According to the video.
You'd think the local rags would have been all over it, but zilch.
(Pew Pew Pew! Lasers!wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:56,
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Stupid bitch.
I hope she enjoys prison.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:23,
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Deserves an absolutely horrendous and painful death via RTA
(in which no-one else is injured).
(Lister of SmegNo talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:25,
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Heartless bitch
Cow, Bastard, Cunt.
None of these words describe this 'woman'. I'm lost for words.
(underpontmaking all kinds-a-gains, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:05,
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I like it!
but I don't know why
(quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:30,
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Do you like our owl?
Oh, I can see that you do.
Any yes, it is artificial.
(chulk607, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:40,
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When I first read this I thought it said Scotch Owls
I wanted owls in little cold, eggy, bread-crumbed casings. Still a good link though, woo et cetera!
(Gigantic!A big big love!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:08,
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Laibach B Mashina
I love The Fall but thought I'd post this in ref to the shuttle launch and the last day of NOTW. If you don't know Laibach stick with it to the end and turn it up.
(poocheimNo al calcio moderno, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:00,
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Saw them dec 07 'Storan' Gothenburg - sitting audience, was wierd. Great concert though.
Also saw them in 89 at a festival but was a bit too drunk to appreciate it.
(macroscian(1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:01,
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OH WHAT THE SHIT
Imagine turning up to someone's house and seeing a horse dildo on the side?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:11,
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*cringe*
On the side?! Everybody knows you keep horse dildos in the bureau. What a faux-pas
I was thinking of getting some of the dolphin ones to use as coat hooks.
(quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:25,
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My mistake! It's dragon dildos that are left on the side.
I'm surprised they know what a dragon's cock looks like. I imagine that's not something explained in Harry Potter, etc.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:36,
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When did this happen?
(redazrilI LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:33,
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In our collective worst nightmares.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:40,
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Furries need help!
Mental bastards the lot of them!
(GratchSit Ubu sit, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:25,
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Look, I'm no furry but I don't see the problem with this... I mean it's no worse than using a banana, surely?
A latex baby's arm holding a tangerine with outstretched fingers - now THAT would be fucked up!
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:41,
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I think it might be time
to apply for the next series of Dragons Den
(quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;‹](^._.') nyan!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:44,
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And now a plastic horse dick seems a little less tasteless... a little bit.
I'm a bit of a furry (granted, I don't go out in a fox suit with a dick hole or anything) but even I think this is a little weird.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:44,
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same here
I stay indoors if I've got that outfit on.
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:13,
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The most I have is a hat with fox ears on.
Which I got as a present from an American friend of mine. I don't even take that out with me.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:25,
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Some of those must feel pretty awesome
(clockworkrathas nice pants, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:35,
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Apparantly the police thought the dog had been groomed.
No NSFW images or anything like that. Just a weird news story.
(FondaAccord, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:50,
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This is why furries exist.
Fucking real animals is just wrong, dude.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:54,
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Oh...
“The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died.”
Apparently it wasn't the only thing the Alsatian entered :-D
(Vegard M VindheimFuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:51,
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"Lady in question..."
"Lady in question" ??? - I question whether this woman was a "Lady" at all...
(pcmechanicThere's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:54,
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Heh... Lady and the Tramp.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:02,
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I was gonna post this last year but thought it might be too much for links/....but....
....I'll see your alsatian & raise you a Dovie Lee Kerner (NSFW for theme only)
(Stashieis plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:15,
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notw mashupy thingI made this!
so yeah i was fiddling about today and mashed up some of the notw stuff with a tune i made and stuff
Just heard Rebekah Brooks is working with that music video company on a song called 'Sunday'
Worked out great PR for Rebecca Black so I can see why.
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:35,
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How do Jet Engines Work?I made this!
Sarah Castor-Perry has done another Naked Scientists Science Scrapbook - this one explaining the inner workings of the noisy firey things that keep you in the air. Hope you enjoy!
As always, I'm hitting "I made this" as I had some say in the script, and it's coming from the Naked Scientists stable. Credit to Sarah Castor-Perry and John Aveson.
I'm not a post-grad but do I have one small nit to pick (don't worry I still liked it):
The things before the combustion chamber aren't turbines. Turbines extract energy from fluids, while pumps and compressors are what you use to put energy in.
It's like the difference between an electric motor and a generator, or a microphone and a speaker; they're basically the same but they do opposite things.
(jonbobloves you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:53,
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"Holy Robin compilation"
Have a list of the Dark Knight's dim-witted sidekick's cheesy line. No idea if this is ALL of them, but there's plenty to go round. I remember talking about this in a thread a while back but it's GC free.
(Stashieis plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:02,
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Holy cunting fuck!
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:06,
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Holy shit in a handbag!
(SpinIts a thing., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:07,
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:D
(QuiverSearch for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:26,
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You heard it too?
Good, isn't just me :D
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:28,
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That make three of us then :-)
(Stashieis plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:48,
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I wonder what he actually said though?
Just in case I stupidly ask a girl if she has clit feathers.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:24,
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clipped feathers? Wing clipping is a thing after all.
Just in case, we might try asking a few girls anyway- it would be a shame if you were right all along.
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:52,
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Oh, so it is.
I'll probably drunkenly ask a girl this question anyway.
Who knows, maybe every girl I have seen has been plucked.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:08,
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like a journey into insanity
(mutated monty, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:29,
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I watched one of the old batman episodes on tv with my nephew the other day
it featured this piece of greatness www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByT8Sk2CTDE
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:47,
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That is both the best and worst thing I have ever seen.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:02,
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Edit: Link should be fixed. Made an monkey out of me.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:37,
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oh!
Page Not Found Sorry, the page you requested could not be found. We just redesigned our website, and it likely moved to a new location.
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:42,
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I think Mr Coccyx just made it up.
(JamTallons, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:45,
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Oh Jammies, don't be such a baboon!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:51,
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Works here
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:45,
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University of Lincoln by Tom Ska
Not sure it this has been no yet. But GC says Nay. Pretty interesting move by the advertising people!
Be interesting to see how fast this goes off the hook.
(Nostreborcan't be everything all the time., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:22,
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£9000/year + living costs to go to an ex-technical college in the Fens.
Oh well, you pays your money, you takes your choice.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:38,
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not all courses are
unless you've researched lincoln and found that they are.
I think tax incentives have been offered to those with low prices to try and encourage not every one to go for the 9 grand option.
I cannot be arsed to google to find out though.
(arrangedletters, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:11,
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Haven't seen this one before
EDIT: Oh... cos it's new... Seen all the Banned Lincoln Ads though. If you haven't seen them check them out.
'I'M TRYING TO LEARN!!!'
(Buttersand his titanium codsocket, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:42,
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those ones are incred - they're on TomSkas channel; on YT.
this one is on the Uni of Lincolns own channel!
(Nostreborcan't be everything all the time., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:55,
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Sad end to an era.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:18,
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Sad, but its a massively out of date vehicle, really.
Hopefully better things will be yet to come. I'm just a bit pissed off that I never got to see a launch in person.
(Kitty Fantastico"Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:23,
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Yeah, it's a 30-year old design.
Though plenty of 30-year old planes are in service today, still.
Never got to see one either.
1 minute!!!
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:26,
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Stopped at 31 seconds
*make raspberry noise*
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:27,
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and we're off again.
Better than Eastenders, this is.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:29,
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back on!
(Kitty Fantastico"Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:29,
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pass the crisps.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:30,
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oh come on!
stuck at 31 secs!
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:27,
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Premature launchulation.
That's what happens when you get old.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:28,
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I am sure I just saw a UFO!
honest
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:39,
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Pffft
Sure it wasn't a lightening orb?
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:51,
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I don't know...
I am not sure what a lightning orb is....
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:54,
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It's an orb made of lightening :-)
Also known as ball lightening. Could be all sorts - there's plenty of junk up in orbit round the earth at the moment.
Could be ice on the camera lens, refracting light, as well.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:58,
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the thing I saw had little green men flying it
is that a lightning orb or does it have something to do with the drugs I am taking?
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:06,
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Hmmm, sounds genuine to me!
Unless my drugs are causing me problems, too!
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:10,
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My other half just sent me a text saying she was sad.
I have the best girlfriend.
(Kitty Fantastico"Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:51,
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What a disgrace.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:24,
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Superb
Lets hope that the general cosyness on both side stops: get journalists asking politicians harder questions and not letting them get away with it.
How often do you hear 'no one was available for comment' well how about 'we're not available for you to spout your current drivel either'
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:34,
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why didn't he just say yes?
If he had said yes what I said at the time was wrong, because now we know new facts he would have come out of that well... but because they can never just say yes or now he looks a massive cunt trying to hide things.
(Captain_lambkinadifferent.me, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:10,
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^this^
Totally what I was just about to say :)
(SpinIts a thing., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:01,
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that is fantastic!
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:12,
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Nice I saw these guys at an all-nighter up in North London once.
Great entertainment.
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:12,
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I think I'd like her more if she would just go away.
I like Stuart Maconie more, as he just linked to our site from his twitter feed. Gawd bless 'im.
Edit: By 'our' I don't mean as in I have part ownership of it!
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:48,
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Hi James, how's west worthing?
:)
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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:-)
Having trouble with the neighbours. They're complaining about my Leylandii. I set the butler on them - he used to be a toe-rag when he was younger.
That's the last time the St John Smythes turn me to the gin!
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:54,
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Oh! you're the one with the Leylandi...
the whole village is talking about you, you are lowering the tone of our community somewhat rather eh!