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This is a link post Flashed Face Distortion Effect
interesting optical illusion
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
my brain, my eyes, my god that's good
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the preview image.
The one on the right is the child of David Coulthard and Fiona Bruce.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Mr Stoat
is on to something there! :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool! Not seen that one before!
My degree is out of date already :-(
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn that's freaky.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont get it
what is supposed to happen? I kept my eye on the cross while a load of jumpy faces flashed around....and it ended...?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post If you look at the cross
Most of the faces you see out the corners of your eyes look very weird and alien-like. But if you watch it again and look at the faces, you see what they really are.
It's very interesting to experience.
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not looking at the images directly
So your brain tries to compensate using the limited information entering your eyes, not to mention the fact you've got two faces to look at simultaneously and a very short time-period between each face. The result is most of the images on /board.
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
images people
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)
This is a link post Good news for all you raging alcoholics!
Apparently alcohol doesn't kill brain cells, it just stops you forming memories.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll use that one next time in court
"I don't where I buried the body because I wasn't able to form memories!"
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post News World Order NSFW I made this!
Rebecca Brooks as a robotic penis
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick & dirty like
She ended up sounding like Edna from Willo the Wisp
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post willow the wisp
is robotic brookes penis
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post good un!
Interesting the 'Freudian aspect' of an Aussie having a Nicole Kidman lookalike as his nob-piece
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! :D
Glad you spotted the deeper strands I was going for ;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Or the 'Freudian aspect' of having his daughter marry the great-grandson of Freud himself.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Freud would...
get turned on in his grave if he knew
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Incidentally...
How long before we're inundated with variants of this joke?...

What did Murdoch say when he saw Pippa Middleton?

'I'd tap that'
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post 2 guys with a dashboard cam witness, and help catch afterwards, a crazy driver knocking down a 75 year old man.
These guys, who apparently work for some car customisation company, start following this lunatic of a woman after watching her drive recklessly.
This is the footage they captured. Set your blood to boil...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes and there's no record of the "crime" anywhere.
Seems decidedly dodgy to me, especially considering the stamped-in logo.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
Now that you point it out this does have a whiff of Ad about it.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 200 hours community service, 2 year ban and had to pay the victim £500 compensation. Apparently.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the video.
You'd think the local rags would have been all over it, but zilch.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid bitch.
I hope she enjoys prison.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Deserves an absolutely horrendous and painful death via RTA
(in which no-one else is injured).
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Heartless bitch
Cow, Bastard, Cunt.

None of these words describe this 'woman'. I'm lost for words.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fake isn't it?
?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post CUNTY SLUT FUCK PIG

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post This guy cares way too much about women's soccer
A man at the woman's world cup get overly excited about the game.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh...
That was different.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
This is a link post Have some Screech Owls
Lefty looks a bit wired to me.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post they look animatronic!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Third from the left is a serial killer
kerclicks
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Third from from left is seriously mashed.

(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it!
but I don't know why
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like our owl?
Oh, I can see that you do.

Any yes, it is artificial.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post When I first read this I thought it said Scotch Owls
I wanted owls in little cold, eggy, bread-crumbed casings.
Still a good link though, woo et cetera!
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:08, Reply)
This is a link post Master Chef the finals (funny version)
Ronseal
(yeah i know it was posted in 2010 shhh)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a "buttery" in there, so no bumming for GC
Clicks
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post the buttery
biscuit base
(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I like

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Laibach B Mashina
I love The Fall but thought I'd post this in ref to the shuttle launch and the last day of NOTW. If you don't know Laibach stick with it to the end and turn it up.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw them dec 07
Laibach 16/12 2007
'Storan' Gothenburg - sitting audience, was wierd. Great concert though.

Also saw them in 89 at a festival but was a bit too drunk to appreciate it.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)
This is a link post Dragon dildoes for disgusting furries. NSFW
:-(
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post OH WHAT THE SHIT
Imagine turning up to someone's house and seeing a horse dildo on the side?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *cringe*
On the side?! Everybody knows you keep horse dildos in the bureau. What a faux-pas

I was thinking of getting some of the dolphin ones to use as coat hooks.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post My mistake! It's dragon dildos that are left on the side.
I'm surprised they know what a dragon's cock looks like. I imagine that's not something explained in Harry Potter, etc.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post When did this happen?

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post In our collective worst nightmares.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Furries need help!
Mental bastards the lot of them!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Look, I'm no furry but I don't see the problem with this... I mean it's no worse than using a banana, surely?
A latex baby's arm holding a tangerine with outstretched fingers - now THAT would be fucked up!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it might be time
to apply for the next series of Dragons Den
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And now a plastic horse dick seems a little less tasteless... a little bit.
I'm a bit of a furry (granted, I don't go out in a fox suit with a dick hole or anything) but even I think this is a little weird.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post same here
I stay indoors if I've got that outfit on.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The most I have is a hat with fox ears on.
Which I got as a present from an American friend of mine.
I don't even take that out with me.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of those must feel pretty awesome

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post Woman dies after sex with a dog. NSFW
One of the main headlines on the newspapers in Ireland.

Apparantly the police thought the dog had been groomed.

No NSFW images or anything like that. Just a weird news story.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why furries exist.
Fucking real animals is just wrong, dude.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...
“The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died.”

Apparently it wasn't the only thing the Alsatian entered :-D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "Lady in question..."
"Lady in question" ??? - I question whether this woman was a "Lady" at all...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh... Lady and the Tramp.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I was gonna post this last year but thought it might be too much for links/....but....
....I'll see your alsatian & raise you a Dovie Lee Kerner (NSFW for theme only)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post notw mashupy thing I made this!
so yeah i was fiddling about today and mashed up some of the notw stuff with a tune i made and stuff
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, Brooks
I like the totally blameless Brooks.

We need Swedemason to mash this up too
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post he'd do a much better job than me
i can only worship his glorious skills from afar
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this :D

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Murdoch's contributions are my favourite

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post he comes across as a total mong
innit
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking aces.
So I shall click.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post why thanks!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)
This is a link post Fall Friday yipee
"He knew the evil of the phone, the bells stopped on Sunday when he rose" A Jew on a motorbiiiiiike
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Just heard Rebekah Brooks is working with that music video company on a song called 'Sunday'
Worked out great PR for Rebecca Black so I can see why.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post How do Jet Engines Work? I made this!
Sarah Castor-Perry has done another Naked Scientists Science Scrapbook - this one explaining the inner workings of the noisy firey things that keep you in the air. Hope you enjoy!

As always, I'm hitting "I made this" as I had some say in the script, and it's coming from the Naked Scientists stable. Credit to Sarah Castor-Perry and John Aveson.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a post-grad but do I have one small nit to pick (don't worry I still liked it):
The things before the combustion chamber aren't turbines. Turbines extract energy from fluids, while pumps and compressors are what you use to put energy in.

It's like the difference between an electric motor and a generator, or a microphone and a speaker; they're basically the same but they do opposite things.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post "Holy Robin compilation"
Have a list of the Dark Knight's dim-witted sidekick's cheesy line.
No idea if this is ALL of them, but there's plenty to go round. I
remember talking about this in a thread a while back but it's GC free.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy cunting fuck!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit in a handbag!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy repetition Batman!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fucksocks Batman!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy horseshit Batman!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy Tooth Decay Batman!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy erectile dysfunction Batman!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy robin redbreast
ps; The real robin became a pron baron
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Holey sock Batman!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy
socks
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post dammit! I posted mine before I noticed yours

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:37
Holy clit-feathers? :-0
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You heard it too?
Good, isn't just me :D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That make three of us then :-)

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what he actually said though?
Just in case I stupidly ask a girl if she has clit feathers.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
clipped feathers? Wing clipping is a thing after all.

Just in case, we might try asking a few girls anyway- it would be a shame if you were right all along.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, so it is.
I'll probably drunkenly ask a girl this question anyway.

Who knows, maybe every girl I have seen has been plucked.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post like a journey into insanity

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched one of the old batman episodes on tv with my nephew the other day
it featured this piece of greatness www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByT8Sk2CTDE
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That is both the best and worst thing I have ever seen.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Gorilla Attacked by Banana
Me Ron, you Seal.

Edit: Link should be fixed. Made an monkey out of me.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh!
Page Not Found
Sorry, the page you requested could not be found.
We just redesigned our website, and it likely moved to a new location.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Mr Coccyx just made it up.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Jammies, don't be such a baboon!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Works here

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post University of Lincoln by Tom Ska
Not sure it this has been no yet. But GC says Nay. Pretty interesting move by the advertising people!

Be interesting to see how fast this goes off the hook.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post £9000/year + living costs to go to an ex-technical college in the Fens.
Oh well, you pays your money, you takes your choice.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post not all courses are
unless you've researched lincoln and found that they are.

I think tax incentives have been offered to those with low prices to try and encourage not every one to go for the 9 grand option.

I cannot be arsed to google to find out though.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen this one before
EDIT: Oh... cos it's new...
Seen all the Banned Lincoln Ads though. If you haven't seen them check them out.

'I'M TRYING TO LEARN!!!'
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post those ones are incred - they're on TomSkas channel; on YT.
this one is on the Uni of Lincolns own channel!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post T minus 10 minutes

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad end to an era.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad, but its a massively out of date vehicle, really.
Hopefully better things will be yet to come. I'm just a bit pissed off that I never got to see a launch in person.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's a 30-year old design.
Though plenty of 30-year old planes are in service today, still.

Never got to see one either.

1 minute!!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Stopped at 31 seconds
*make raspberry noise*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post and we're off again.
Better than Eastenders, this is.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post back on!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post pass the crisps.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Let Europe play the shuttle out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt_ro2aerQg
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oh come on!
stuck at 31 secs!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Premature launchulation.
That's what happens when you get old.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I am sure I just saw a UFO!
honest
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft
Sure it wasn't a lightening orb?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know...
I am not sure what a lightning orb is....
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an orb made of lightening :-)
Also known as ball lightening. Could be all sorts - there's plenty of junk up in orbit round the earth at the moment.

Could be ice on the camera lens, refracting light, as well.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post the thing I saw had little green men flying it
is that a lightning orb or does it have something to do with the drugs I am taking?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, sounds genuine to me!
Unless my drugs are causing me problems, too!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the state of the art way they communicate...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdz4dCMGbbw
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one with a tear in their eye?

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
*sniffs*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post My other half just sent me a text saying she was sad.
I have the best girlfriend.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post BBC news stumps Boris with his own quote
er er er er....bugger!

credit to the TV pixie for picking this up
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post owned

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the final countdown
We're leaving for Venus, well in that kind of direction.
T minus 7 minutes for the shuttle www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14076454
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What a disgrace.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb
Lets hope that the general cosyness on both side stops: get journalists asking politicians harder questions and not letting them get away with it.

How often do you hear 'no one was available for comment' well how about 'we're not available for you to spout your current drivel either'
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post why didn't he just say yes?
If he had said yes what I said at the time was wrong, because now we know new facts he would have come out of that well... but because they can never just say yes or now he looks a massive cunt trying to hide things.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Totally what I was just about to say :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)
This is a link post Eclectic Method - The Dark Side
I've heard worse, like a comedy dubstep pogo :D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post that is fantastic!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice I saw these guys at an all-nighter up in North London once.
Great entertainment.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post Do you like me now?
eh! DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'd like her more if she would just go away.
I like Stuart Maconie more, as he just linked to our site from his twitter feed. Gawd bless 'im.

Edit: By 'our' I don't mean as in I have part ownership of it!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi James, how's west worthing?
:)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
Having trouble with the neighbours. They're complaining about my Leylandii. I set the butler on them - he used to be a toe-rag when he was younger.

That's the last time the St John Smythes turn me to the gin!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! you're the one with the Leylandi...
the whole village is talking about you, you are lowering the tone of our community somewhat rather eh!

*replaces monocle*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Tch
Don't you waggle your tweed-clad arm in my direction, you social climber!

Bally cheek of it!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe, love, it's because you come across as a smart, likable person at first
and then descend into manic hysteria as you try to prove your point?

Just a thought...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a shit which I liked more.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny
Some people would do that and call it art. Ho hum.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

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