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This is a normal post After approx 7 minutes in...
BTW...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger, I thought I had set it up to that point :-(
Soz everyone.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, you did.
The auto-embedamajig ignores it, but the link still skips to the right time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I am such a cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post beat me to it

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Kiss my face.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Thickest team on University Challenge ever (looking at the picture).

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting point that!
Why do they look thick?
 (lopezthecatkiller has not killed a cat since....., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they're Northern

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Because it's 2011
and their haircuts are still circa 1990
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for clearing that up!
Not sure what year my haircut's from - circa 1827 possibly!
 (lopezthecatkiller has not killed a cat since....., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Never thought I'd feel sorry for a Daily Mail reporter
but I almost did!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye it brought a tiny tear to my Dacre eye...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post funny how
the only people excited about this reunion haven't seen them live before. One of the worst live acts Ive ever seen
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post Awful website of the week
This guy was the lecturer for some broadcast training I had. His website makes me feel ill. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tosser???

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A webring!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post UB40 declared bankrupt
I'll let you come up with the puns...
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ..but they still have jobs?
just don't have any money..

Oh and something about many rivers to cross...
 (I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post there was a 1 in 10 chance of that happening :)

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post RED RED WINE!!!
*leaves quietly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I... caaaan't.... help....
faaalling in debt... with... you.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They're in it DEP!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post there's an administrator in mi kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You be forty quid overdrawn.

(jonnie123, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post well, 4 of them
the sensible ones quit qhile they were ahead and warned the rest.
 (arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post Dubsteb, kitties, lasers, zombies, hats
back to your regularly scheduled internet
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post smashing...
dogs would not shoot lazers from their eyes....

while I am here :
dogs are no good at operating MRI machinery, cats can

*taxis for McMookMac
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Tips hat
at "cats can".
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post kind of familiar...

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that too!
There was a video posted with laser kittens on here. I'd say it was better than this music video.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i was thinking more about that zombie kitten video I did
guess i can't expect to own the concept of zombie kittens though
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I wa referring to but my brain said to type zombie
and my stupid fingers types something completely different. Anyway as they say, "Flattery etc..."
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post doh
got ya
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fecking heck!
I would click this many, many times, but my clicking finger has become detached from the initial MASSIVE CLICKING.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post this is BALLS AWESOME!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post 8-bit 80's TV

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post These minecraft players have way too much time on their hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post Mid-afternoon funk...

(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post me likey

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post Battlefield 3 - Multiplayer Trailer (18.10.11)
I just shat out my fucking heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck my socks
Sock my fucks.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post suck my fox

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sack my fax

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post fix my slacks

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Twix my cats

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post kiss my twa...
...too far?
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt my tits
In other words, no.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post thump my cysts

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Do My Tax!

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post To the max

(I helped save b3ta! daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Using a fax

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Eating Tampax

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I just want that LittleBird.
That tiny...crazy helicopter!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love flying that in Desert Combat
you could just throw it around
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks quite fun.
Will it run smoothly on my Archimedes A4000?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got an "Archimedes A4000"? Posh fucker....
I always wanted one to play this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zarch
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post OH MY GOD
I had a bbc b & nagged my parents to get an Archimedes to play that game FOR YEARS! Never did though.... *sad face*
(though as a consequence I've got the BeebEm emulator on my work computer & my laptop at home... for an occasional game of Knightlore, Exile, Mr Ee or Repton)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Exile!!
/sighs
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I know. I played it when I got into work yesterday.
It's still GREAT.
How far did you get in it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
erm... not *that* far... been a lot of years since I played it though. I just loved flying about n stuff :oD from what I remember the art style was pretty good as well
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my!
There's a freeware PC version called Z-Virus.
I've downloaded & will play. After I finished making roast tomato soup...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ..with live scorpion to garnish.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got an "Archimedes A4000"? Fish fucker....
I had one and always used to play this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elite_%28video_game%29

Edit: Arrrgh, ninja edit, now I just look weird... or was my browser playing tricks on me? (oAmadeuso posted 2 subtly different posts)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That were me Ninjin a double post...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "Fish Fucker"!?
That's an insult I'll treasure :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
I must apologise, it's all oAmadeuso's fault for a double posting... he said "Pish" and everything /points at oAmadeuso
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah yeah, a likely story....
*whistles nonchalantly*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This and Skyrim were the reason I sunk £1400 building a new PC.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent £700 on a new rig
And it runs BF3 on ultra perfectly :)
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Blood el well done. Don't tell my missus, it took ages to convince here I needed £1400
Just showing off now...

CPU Intel i7 2600k
Motherboard Asus P8Z68- V PRO
Memory G-Skill Ripjaws X 1600MHz 16GB
Graphics Card Asus GeForce GTX 580 DirectCu II
Hard Drive Kingston SSD V+100 96GB Seagate Barracuda Green2TB
Power Supply Corsair AX850
Case Xigmatek Elysium
CPU cooling Noctua NH-D14
OS -Windows 7 64bit Ultimate
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey riley
the only thing I come close to with that is a 64Gb OCZ SSD.... but 64Gb is waaaaaaaaaaay to small, wished I'd stumped up just a little more to get a bigger one
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I just use it for the OS and maybe for Skrym to stop loading times
Otherwise that 2TB jobbie was only about 50 quid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
trouble is I've got all my main dev tools (games developer) on the SSD which load super duper fast, and then I get sadded when everything else loads really slowly :o(
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Games dev? Can't you just buy nice 'puter bits and write them off against tax?
Been trying to get into iOS games developing for ages but Struggling to get past the coding bit.

Just want to use my skills as a graphic artist to make some money from the apple boys.

Given myself a crash course in C and objective C but it all the api's just change too fast to keep up.

Wish there were a away I can use a "games making" graphical interface.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post unity3d

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post :P
- Case: Coolermaster Elite 334 Case - Black
- Power Supply: OCZ ZS 650w PSU
- CPU: Intel Core i5 2500K 3.30GHz Sandybridge overclocked to 4.40GHz
- Motherboard: Intel Z68 (Socket 1155) DDR3 Motherboard ** B3 REVISION **
- Cooler: Xigmatek Dark Knight
- RAM: 4GB DDR3 1600MHz Dual Channel Kit
- Hard Drive: Western Digital Caviar Blue 500GB SATA 6GB/s
- Geforce GTX460 Superclocked 1024MB DDR3
- Sound: Realtek 7.1 Channel Sound (On-Board)
- Optical Drive: LG DVD+/-RW SATA Drive

Total inc Vat & Shipping: £656.58
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah well I had to pay for a copy of windows too you know :P
Got it for £60 quid off amazon. I.T blokey here had a mini fit as he just spent £160
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Free Univercity windown licence keys for the win.

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post £700?
I don't suppose you'd post (or gaz me) your PC specs would you?

My Shuttle needs replacing!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post See above ^^^
HTH
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
Built by your good self or from an online shop?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post http://tinyurl.com/673jfgd
tinyurl.com/673jfgd Link to the exact thing I bought, you can select different components like OS/HD/graphics card to suit your requirements, so price may go up or down depending on what you want. Came all built, as I got the OS separately I had to install that myself but they normally do that for you. BIOS was all setup by them too.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sincere thanks
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had the beta for a week or so now and
I find it a bit disappointing really, but my kids think it's brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been resisting getting into computer games for years
but damn that looks good. Someone showed me a GTA4 multiplayer the other day . gobsmacked. beats the shit out of microdot on my old commodore64
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, Clay! I wanted to ask about something craft wise, I'll gaz you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of shite
not a single one of those players was jumping to avoid bullets or explosions. Everyone knows that in multiplayer gaming, jumping = survive!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post WHITE WEE WEE

(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 6:40, Reply)
This is a link post Neat little games mash-up. Missilebreakoutvaders
Bounce the missiles out to the shooting invaders and protect your cities!
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post cracking stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit!
is that where darth vader got his name from - "invader" ???

am i the last person in the galaxy to realize this?
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Vader means 'father' in dutch
Although that might be a coincidence
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Just Beautiful...
Unofficial Tintin title sequence. YUM!

EDIT: I'm getting a bad feeling that this may be GC... Apologies if it is folks, =/
(I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh that is nice...
*clicketyclick*
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that a great deal! Very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
a video full of nostalgia!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post thats quite cool
although I kept expecting to see this in there somewhere
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post bad man.

(I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i cant remember which book it was
but there was one where tintin disguises himself as a black man to fool the bad guys. I wonder if that's been changed since I read it as a kid.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I vaguely rermember this...
I think they took it out of the collection, it's hard to find now although there are some PDF's of it knocking about.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Found it...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1557233/Ban-racist-Tintin-book-says-CRE.html
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post here's the bit i was thinking of

from tintin and the broken ear
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not offended by that at all...
It's funny if anything. But I'm not black so what do I know...

Thanks for finding!
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft, good ole fashioned racism
I was rereading farewell my lovely the other week and I noticed Phil Marlowe uses the n word, nearly fell off my chair. Don't know how I missed it the first time round. I noticed Hemingway also used the word n*gger in one of his books as a narrator rather than character dialogue too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Golly!
That's a bit racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there
I think my mother still has a collection of Gollies they used to send you after you collected tokens from marmalade jars.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fandabbydozi!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ace

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is great
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Teaser video I did for a film festival I made this!
With sound effects and all :) I also designed the logo and the accompanying minisite.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
I've often wondered what you are getting up to these days, busy I hope
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
sure busy. Less with animation and more with design+html+css. This was a nice refreshing experience though ;)

Oh, and I'm finishing (revamping) this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmq6P1knnFM
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Ultimate FPS simulator
Wow. I want a go NOW.
(Leemondus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if there is sexy time software for that.
Geeks would need it.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post that looks awesome
but knackering as well
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't the recent shootings in norway
technically the Ultimate FPS simulator?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
tinyurl.com/3zyloqz
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I went on a Grand Theft Auto simulator once
I ran over 7 people in a stolen car and then shot up a shopping mall. It was brilliant up until the arrest when the police wouldn't take any money to release me instantly.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Only when he shot the first person...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
not too keen on the whole paintball thing though to be honest
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks cool,
but how come he only had a little pistol when the in-game bloke had a proper rifle/machine gun type thing?
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post Steve Jobs helps God I made this!
God has a little problem that Steve feels he can help him to overcome.
(thefreeshow, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Steve Jobs was Buddhist?

(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes he was
mattbors.com/archives/807.html
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post midnight sun, iceland
Photographer Joe Capra spent 17 days in Iceland this past June taking advantage of the midnight sun to capture 38,000 stunning images across 2,900 miles. This short time-lapse film is the product of his journey.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Just about to post this!
It's bloody gorgeous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Mute and try watching it with
Katie Price&Peter Andre's A Whole New World playing (see below).
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I really, really want to go to Iceland
but Mrs.1008 says it's too cold!

And the country not the pikey food shop.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It depends when you go
Last time I went it was warmer than the UK.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Aisle 3 is meant to be nice..
this time of year
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Click YEAH!!!
likey muchly thanky kindly.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing! great song too

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!

I'm well interested in Iceland - I'm learning the language at the moment and have just booked to go there in April next year. Can't wait!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Iceland is freaking _awesome_
I went there in June too, although I didn't get any timelapses, did get some rather nice pics of the waterfalls / iecburgs etc. Haven't got round to uploading the few I did at midnight yet!

www.flickr.com/photos/peterocks/sets/72157627060316134/
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I could do better.
I mean FUCK FUCKING SHIT THAT'S GOREGEOUS.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post WebCamHead
^ The website has more information, but there's basically a fake head sat in a cafe in Manchester containing a webcam and some speakers.



You can become this head by calling 'webcamhead' on Skype.

Cafe customers will be able to hear you.
You will be able to hear them. And see them.
They cannot see you.
 (mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i tried,

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Although they cannot see you
I imagine this will just get filthy just like chat roulette....

*opens skype*
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i tried,
got through,

and then there was just a sick looking teddy bear on the sofa. it hung up on me.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Worked for me
I missed the bit on the site that said they turn off the speakers every so often to accommodate for business meetings and the like.

...and there was me shouting stuff at my computer.
 (mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait that's a webcam not an orifice?
* disappointed*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Evictions start on Dale farm
As i've said before my politics can be left wing or right wing depending on the issue.

In this regard my swingometer goes to the right and you can't say they haven't had more than enough chances to plead their case in the courts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll say it again
the most effective way of clearing that site would be fire.

but i see the pikeys are doing that themselves.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post or offer them jobs...
they'd run a mile :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post With every news story comes an ill-advised Tweet
and this week's came from Tory Thom Goddard who offered -
"Can't help thinking that tower of scaffolding would make a good game of human Kerplunk"

It has since been deleted but his apology is here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post for once that's almost funny

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Lighten up, Francis

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I don't have a problem with it.
I just find it difficult to understand how so many public figures such total blunders on social networks which they wouldn't dream of doing in public. Unless you are Boris. Or maybe the 'going to Morecambe for a Chinese' debacle a while back.

Or have I just completely misread you comment? I can't remember much of Stripes so don't know if it's referring to something else :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Always good to see the poor and dispossessed getting beaten down.
I hope they enjoy a boot to the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post gypsies...
poor?

you haven't met any have you....
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a bloody shanty town filled with the homeless or refugee camp for people fleeing perscution.
It's a caravan site, without planning permission that's cost the local community millions of pounds and 10 years of grief.

Also if they're so poor and helpless how have they managed to string this out for so many years through the courts? Where most people would have had to give up and take down their illegally built structures.

[edit]

Not sure about a boot to the face but here's one getting tasered.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15368327
The poor downtrodden inocent was just trying to give the police wooden post as a peace offering and the bastards tasered him :(

Also to the girl in the foreground I hope you wrote down the guy with the posts name and the fact that he was attacking police along with the badge numbers. Just in the interest of fairness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "poor and dispossessed"?
Sorry, are you replying to the same thread?
Also.....surely the law applied to everyone, or it should apply to no one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post haha - I don't think so

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post GOOD

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE!
I will happily chuck on a bucket of premium petrol.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to buck against the trend here a little bit.
I think it would've been better just to leave them there, it's costing £81m to move them and they have nowhere to go. At least when they were there they were there, now they're going to be on other people's property and probably damaging it.

But they did have bloody ages to argue their case.

I'm most likely ill informed and an art student, which puts me on par with gypsies.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes it does.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They were offered council accomodation which they refused to take
No matter what side of the political fence you stand, there has to be a point where the law applies and people have to face the consequences of their actions.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you are an MP
or a lord, or a member of the royal family, or rich, or a senior banker, or a senior financier. Other than that you should face the consequences.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
but it doesn't legitimise what these people have done
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They were offered a plot the other side of the road yesterday.
They said they'd move peacefully to it but it would take a few days.

I do agree that one rule for one and one for another isn't on but in this case I don't see what harm they were really doing there - a part from the usual harm that gypsies do anywhere. They're just going to go and screw up some other place and probably be even more disruptive than they would've been

There isn't enough places for travellers to live is what this all boils down to, until that gets sorted there's just going to be more of this shit.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post dude.
your wrong.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Dude
I think this is slightly more complex than that.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't you be back in your halls smoking dried banana skins and
planning a video installation project of a cat shitting, looped for an hour?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post and using the word juxtaposition too many fucking times.

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Or talking for hours about how great "Betty blue" was?
Oh wait, that were me....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post At the moment the trend is "Helvetica or not?"

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope art courses haven't changed much.
without generalising (ok with generalising) most of the female students were my perfect type. Fit, stupid and rich.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Helvetica
is just a font
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my stance.
Too many people seems to have a really strong opinion about a pretty impersonal font.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post At the risk of playing Devil's Avocado:
Some of those people have been living at Dale Farm for ten years- at what point do they lose the appellation "travellers"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post it's
a legally recognised defintion of ethnic origin and as such can be racially discriminated against.

so to put into context to say all travellers are dishonest and chancers is no different to saying all blacks are lazy

It's been a while since I've been a volunteer at eh CAB but Im pretty sure the law still stands on this one
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that may be the case but I see it as a chosen lifestyle still.
But even if "traveller" is a race does any race race have the right to ignore U.k law?
Can we see the practice of female circumcision being allowed because it's culturally significant to a group?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "They were offered a plot the other side of the road yesterday."
Can you point us to this news flash? Because I saw no mention of it on any news network.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw it on Look East yesterday.
Then again it was said by captain gypsie so who knows.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yep cos thats fair...
when if i want to modify my property i have to get permission from the council...

and theres a fucking camp load of pikies who dont have to do the same?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be all up for moving them if it hadn't taken this long.
If the labour government kicked them out when they first started moving onto that plot then it wouldn't have cost so much and maybe they would've had somewhere else to live by now.

It's not fair that ordinary people can't live by the same rules but how do you tackle something like Gypsies? They're a problem and they don't abide by the rules whoever no one really seems willing to truly stand up to them so they're going to get away with all this shit constantly.

Dale farm is the symptom not the problem and I personally believe that moving them out is going to make things worse. Harrow's already spent laods of money fucking up it's road side to stop them living on it.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The clue is in their name, travellers...
Not plonk down wherever we like and set up our own town.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe if the police didn't move them on all the time (usually within 24 hours) they'd be more up for travelling.

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Daftscrawls
never had his shed broken into by pikeys....
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post DaftScrawl could never affoard something as plush as a shed.
This has nothing to do with my opinion on pikeys, I hate them they're thieves and they do nothing but make people uncomfortable.

So why not keep them in their stupid little draw bridge community instead of throwing them back out to where they'll stay on the mini round about of my local train station, pinch shit from people's gardens and probably be even more violent because now they actually feel like someone has wronged them.

Keep them there, burn it to the ground, job done.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You should get your self a shed
one of the happiest days of my life was getting my shed. Up there with becoming a father, getting married, getting divorced etc. Still miss that shed, she was beauty. 8 by 6 pre treated pine.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like I'd be less likely to start arguments on message boards
if I had the comfort and well being caused by the humble shed.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You just a fucking troll or what then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Is a fucking troll a special kind of troll?
I think troll is slightly extreme but I can see what you're getting at...

I genuinely believe that maybe it is just best to leave them there because they're less likely to fuck up other people's lives. But I will admit I do like starting discussions.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post you are not a fucking troll
you are, in fact, a fucking twat :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely enough that's exactly what my mum writes in my birthday cards.

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post this does not surprise me...

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah you fucking troll!
hey mate, have you got any more stones...all mine have gone straight through the roof and walls.


xxx

im going to the shops...to buy meat.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Try YoYo's. Hurt just as much as a stone but home back.
Also if you're going to a small butchers and not a supermarket ask him about the "specials" and wink when you do.

You'll either get
Something that tastes amazing but illegal.
Something that's not normally sold because people won't buy it but again tastes amazing.
Human meat.
A date..... then becoming human meat.

Working in a butchers for year was a bloody eye opener for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just drop this in here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFuT17fykjE&feature=related

I do love a good gypsy fight
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Traveller: "Why are you throwing me out of my house?"

Bailiff: "It's my job"

Traveller: "What's a job?"
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Hang on while I look up the definition of the word "Traveller"....
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post What would the baby jesus do? NSFW
The image challenge reminded me of this.



NSFW as contains ODB.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post Throwable Panoramic Ball Camera
The name is Ron. Ron Seal; license to kill.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The other name is
"Next-but-one-post-down-and-only-twenty-minutes-ago".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh buggeration.
I went to post it, my mum popped in for a coffee before I hit send. Posted it after she'd gone and was beaten to it. So in my defence; I blame the parents.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post But you do get points for the creative ronseal usage.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't it be
The name is Seal, Ron Seal....?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone's a critic...

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post Trifle Tower
Came across this and it raised a chuckle. Their other stuff is fairly good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post My brother was eating one of those
at the time of his divorce going through. His then wife came round and was furious about visiting rights for the kids so he threw the lot over her.
Needless to say, she got custardy.

I'll get my coat
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *standing ovation*
BRAVO!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
yogurt a sense of humour
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I can think of hundreds and thousands of reasons not to reply to that

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post We all get our just desserts in the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post nice to see you
pudding the effort to re-torte
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post many thanks....i'll be here all week but 'twas
a mere trifle

*shuffles off*
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a really sweet idea
and if it means you don't have to spend time stitching it all the images together afterwards then count me in...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Should use one of these in football

(I helped save b3ta! acab, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post some precarious locations to be throwing a ball around there

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post transformer
GASP!
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me them bailiffs are gonna have a shock

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

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