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have we done this?
I love the internet. I also love Rob.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:51,
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Wot a massive racist etc.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:00,
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By that logic,
number 1 is going to be @twitter itself for making money out of hosting the accounts 2-100.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:09,
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Shaddap, you
We have a chance to topple the Ginger Fuhrer!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:15,
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Topple? he'll be loving this.
We should start a new one for the fluffiest ginger brony fan or something.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:19,
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look, its late, we're all tired, just go to bed
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:17,
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Smash the system! Bite the hand that feeds and ransack the larder it feeds us from!
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rjmrjm, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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Rob
is ace.
That is all.
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ccc, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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he makes money out of other people being racist, he could ban those contributors and delete their comments
but he chooses not to, therefore, he is Hitler
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:34,
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We don't call him the Fuhrer for nothing.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Only #73?!
We was robbed!
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Pig Bodine., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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I think Rob's a bit of a twat.
But I like this site and (bar the racism) I like sickipedia, so for that I like him.
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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repost for troll motives
I made this!
Im leaving now for a whole 3 weeks, just doing a last minute troll round the sites to promote my vid and website. 100castles.net
Biteme.
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TimmyMacK, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:32,
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Better than that cunt who dances.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:38,
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thanks timmy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:51,
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that was fun
i like you more than that guy goes around the world making poor children dance with him.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:52,
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that guy Garry Glitter
with for
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LP, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:03,
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Landing the Curiosity Rover on Mars next week!!
Piece of piss .. errr honest!! O_0
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Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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Fingers crossed.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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6 billion pound car on a real life space planet!!!
Yeah fingers crossed I guess. Just hope they have anti ape laserzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Damn.
0_o
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05,
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that iis a woman who needs a tbt. :(
shame she bought into what sounds like a cult the way she is talking.
EDIT: pissy since you are a mod can you fix the extra i that ii did in is?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:42,
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Can you get trid of the extra fuck in fuck this too please?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:14,
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i have lost all faith.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:39,
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That's comedy, right?
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:27,
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They do actually have a laser on board powerful enough to burn into rock samples
Landing is at 6:30 or so on ThursdayMonday morning. Definitely waking up early for that.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:08,
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nasa tv. hell yeah!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:14,
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I thought they were going to have problems getting signals back
Until 20 minutes or so after it had landed.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:11,
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What, watching the engineers crapping their pants isn't worth watching?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:15,
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They will, but the buffering on NASA tv's website will compensate for that.
They have it all worked out.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:16,
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On IPlayer now, horizon documentary about it.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01llnb2/Horizon_20122013_Mission_to_Mars/ Looks pretty good.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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Oh fuck shit, ipads don't allow iplayer stuff outside the UK.
Cunty apple shit.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:10,
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Don't you have windows 8? oh....
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:14,
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On the pc but win8 is so shite I don't bother using it.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19,
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linkie no workie for me
and i am too lazy to see if Tor still works.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:49,
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Nice One
Just finished watching. That was a cool doc. Fingers crossed for the bat-shit-crazy landing!
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barryparrot Sqwark fuckin' squark, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:10,
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Impossibly over-complicated and bizarre landing process
Chances of safe landing... remote.
Chances of 2.5 billion dollars worth of hardware splattered in bits over the surface of Mars... very high.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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Yeah but...
SCIENCE!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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It's powered by jizz and shit.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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It's complicated, but not over-complicated
This piece of kit is several orders of magnitude bigger and heavier than any other non-Earth unmanned landing in history.
Pathfinder was the size of a suitcase and landed inside an inflatable ball. Curiosity is the size of a car and weighs several tons.
Putting Neil and Buzz on the Moon was easier than this.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:59,
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But why does it have to hover?
Why do they have to winch it down from the hovering "skycrane"?
The whole thing fails the KISS maxim and instead looks suspiciously like something Gerry Anderson would have built.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:34,
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They explain all that in the video
they need to use rockets because the parachute can't slow it down enough. If they then just landed on rockets the thing would get covered in dust which could clog up its innards.
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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the landing mechanism is based on those grab claws you see in arcades
this time instead of picking up the prize you want they're trying to put it back down, what could possibly go wrong
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:45,
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Did you ever win?
I didn't....
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 1:28,
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Have you seen the name of the rover?
I hope there are fucking cats on mars.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:57,
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Hahahaaaa
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00,
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Here's a size comparison photo..
Curiosity is on the right .. it freaking huge!!!
3.bp.blogspot.com/-D1xrYB9G8_4/TyA82f6DlqI/AAAAAAAAAWY/7RTe6SkIPoE/s1600/nasa-mars-rovers-size-comparison.jpg
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Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05,
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they're fucked
if it relies on 500,000 lines of "cod3"
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LP, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:10,
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Looks like a right bird bath!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:06,
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apparently, in Kyrghasdoadpadotaistan, they don't actually nail their cabinets to the walls.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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the contractor charged me to demo out the kitchen...
i could have just had drinks with this guy.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:18,
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someone please
remind me to not invite people from Kyrghasdoadpadotaistan back to mine for a couple more after the pub closes.
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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gake
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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I'll bet he drinks Carling Black Label.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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When things spill, fall over or get knocked out of cupboards.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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hahaha
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swank, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:01,
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Reet, jumping on the cabinets I get...
....we've all been there. But why take your pants off first?
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:54,
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Duh, so you don't get any glass in your trousers of course!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:58,
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Or crush your bud..
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:21,
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1) it is hot in Kyrghasdoadpadotaistan?
2)he has already pissed them?
3) they didn't offer the range of motion he needed to make that jump
my bet is on #2
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19,
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Jeeeesus
imagine if they could afford crack :(
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:20,
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Dirty Grey top
White Pants..... Mountains of broken Crockery... Is this neil from the young ones?
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:41,
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Zombie Love
I made this!
Zombies, boat loads of blood, Chiptune, Boobs and hopefully you'll like the song!
What is this missing? (I'll geniuenly try and slip the suggestions in to the next video HAHA)
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superpowerless, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:53,
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LEGO Mindstorms
And the key of Gb Minor
Otherwise, good stuff :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17,
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It was missing no zombies.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:09,
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Everything seams to be in order here.
Some surprisingly nice artwork by Joram Roukes.
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kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:51,
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Seafarer Miss F will admire this
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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Begorrah!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:28,
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Wouldn't.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:33,
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No
Couldn't
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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No
Haven't
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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Really
Shouldn't
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:49,
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This is not how i remember Tron.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:45,
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There was bumsex in Tron?
What version were you watching?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:49,
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Tron was a movie.
This is IRL.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:49,
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*groan*
Happy Candles Cake Face!!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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You remember. *sniff*

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!
Nightmares for me tonight.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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My pony. It has one trick.
www.zettix.com/3d-filter/index.html
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:42,
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That is cool. Bookmarked! thanks.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:49,
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HUUUUAUAHHAAAARRGH
Oh, and Fucking Candles! :D
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13,
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Thanks.
I can't believe I 8 the whole thing.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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Tron Candles!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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You horrible bastard!
Happy candles!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:55,
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Thanks for throwing me a bone.
I find you humorous as well.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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Candles?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Can someone explain this to me?
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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Sharks with frickin' laser beams?
I honestly don't know what's going on either.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:55,
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i am clueless as well.
but there is nothing new there.
cool little sailboats though... that is if we are talking about sailboats.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:06,
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Something about the class
or at least I think so. It's the Laser class, which is kind of a cool name. If it's not that then I'm clueless.
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Haz, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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Timelapse and Stop-Motion Photography of Paris.
Really quite beautiful.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:06,
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That was just lovely,
makes me want to go back to Paris. :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:22,
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Did you go there with your PA?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:43,
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no Pissy,
it was someone else.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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Ask Pissy to submit a CV for the job
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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are you resigning without notice?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:11,
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Paris is a stinking pit of shite.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:27,
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Ive been twice
And i wasnt that impressed. Rude folks, piss, grafitti and dented cars everywhere.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:39,
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1 star Hotel Budget?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:39,
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Paris = cunts
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Mark Barber's dirty secret, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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It has to be said, I've only ever heard negative comments about paris as a holiday destination. I'd rather check out Stockholm or somewhere.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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I liked Paris. Then again, I spoke the language and didn't act like their city was my Disneyland.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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PaC eh?
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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I went out of season and people seemed
perfectly nice.
Perhaps tourists = cunts?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:53,
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Here is the cousin of the guy in the video's cameo

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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:56,
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/\what has he just had shoved up his arse?/\
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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a broken cock
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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Pfft!!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Japanese semi-real "mech suit" operating instruction video.
It looks like it needs some sort of a tagalong controller, but a lot of details are worked out!
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tubaman, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:54,
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Cock of glass
Yey, my first GC call
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northerncock, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:56,
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Groundhog day is a good film.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:57,
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Pingu is Q.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:07,
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Welcome to the helicopter cat of August
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:58,
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Sorry
I did a quick search through the spaz and didn't see anything.
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tubaman, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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Your comment is gc
Some other unfunny twat wrote it before.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:15,
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Groundhog day is a good film.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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Turn it off....
Wait for it...wait for it....
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:46,
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Ha!
was that filmed in rug-world?
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:49,
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could have done with a more rugged camera
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:53,
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She had a nice weave about her.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:57,
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I'm keeping this thread alive
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:58,
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I'm trying to re- carpet-ulate
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:01,
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Keep piling it on.
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JamTallons, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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Careful or I might do a runner.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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it's getting a bit tacky now
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:21,
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I'm beginning to wunder laytly if these pun threads are worth contributing to
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:24,
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In actual vax nothing could be more fitting, My old man always said pursue these threads,
or you'll make me want to die son.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:29,
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Would
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:52,
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haha
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:53,
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Very difficult to comment on this one without giving it away.
Click!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:55,
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There are many cam girls out there that wish a loving cat would have prevented their current regret.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:56,
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Haha!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:58,
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haha!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:04,
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fucking cunty cat
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:40,
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Cac
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:44,
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4 LIFE
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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TEST AIDS ON CATS
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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You still desperate for a cure?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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Well worth the wait. Also...
.....
....RUGS!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:47,
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The sound, good grief
I can't stop laughing!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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I think I just peed the bed
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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It's like the end of Ringu!
Also, as above, rugs.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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FUCK
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 2:47,
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Hahahaha
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 0:56,
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The best tweet linking to this image was
"Oh dear, looks like there's a failure on the Jubilee line again."
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User #86772, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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what image?
i click it and get a big list of words :(
*edit* fixed... removed mobile. from the url and it worked...
i guess it's a browser thing.
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swank, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27,
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twatter is asking for permission to store some bollocks offline, which I denied
so the pic isn't showing... any other sources?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:30,
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Direct Link
is https://p.twimg.com/AzDi74cCMAEIjS7.jpg
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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:32,
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ta...
he looks like he's shat himself and he's trying not to move so as to not break the seal
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:41,
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Mr tubeshat.
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:43,
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Maybe this works:
t.co/RUrsHsJh
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:33,
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:33,
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Zippy=Cameron
George=Clegg
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:43,
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It's always nice
to see such a down to earth chap, travelling alongside fellow slobs with my fam - OH FUCKSOCKS NOT AGAIN.
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:40,
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Better link
HERE
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:56,
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At least they're managing to fill all the seats.
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azgiles, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:39,
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How to wake up an entire neighbourhood.
No idea if it's Portugal or Brazil. Some guy (who appears drunk to me)
pulls up outside a house, starts shouting & then takes out his
frustrations on cars parked nearby.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:13,
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More like Portugal, fairly standard occurence there too.
Drunken, noisy fuckers.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:21,
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bollocks
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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Mark II Astra with a fucked cam shaft.
Bin there.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:42,
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I reckon Brazil,
they run their cars on alcohol distilled from sugar beet, so they make a very distinctive noise.
They go "rum, rum!"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:45,
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Pfffttt!!! That was Amazon!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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It is Brazil
I speak Portuguese and I know the difference with how it's spoken.
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OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:10,
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Fair play, I know a bit, but not enough to know the difference.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:11,
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Ooh, get you Mr Fancypants who can speak foreign!
I rely on slowly shouting the words in English.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:17,
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Alright! keep your string vest on!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:31,
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bollocks
retracked
carry on
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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I do know a fair bit, to me the cobbles and the number plates looked right, but then I noticed a sign on a street corner.
The portuguese would never get that far, too much bureacracy and expense.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:30,
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A shame that didn't include the bashing he obviously got
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:47,
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ha ha
He was a super twat
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PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 1:01,
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House of the Dead 2 Hardcore Techno
It seems that Goldman left a message for us...
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User #86772, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:43,
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I enjoyed that.
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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 0:37,
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Fuck yeah, spud guns. Cheesy super spud guns.
Ron seal.
Edit: the guy kicking off is quite funny.
Edit Edit: relinked so as not to include the annoying first thirty seconds.
Edit Edit Edit: wouldnt embed so have both, www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CpAJOPzKK-M#t=29s skips 30 seconds
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:42,
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My mate in Somerset had one of these
Spent one morning off our faces firing it off endlessly. They never get boring :o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:47,
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Isn't it the standard weapon of the Somerset regiment? were you in Iraq?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:50,
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I lasted about 30 seconds.
That bloke is even more annoying than that cunt Clarkson.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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Trust me once you get past the first thirty it gets ALOT better!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:49,
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I skipped the first 30 seconds.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:50,
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That's the spirit!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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haha!
that guy is annoying as hell, and i would hate to be his neighbour. but i want to build one this weekend! :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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Do it, it would be a great way of getting rid of all those empty bottles you've got kicking around.
TbT?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:07,
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Oooh i like the way you think!
wine bottle pyramid targets! :D
(& yes when i get home from work a TbT might be in the plan)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:18,
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I was thinking more like using the bottles as ammo and firing them into you neighbours gardens.
But it works either way.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:23,
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Oh!
that is brilliant! and potentially even more dangerous! :D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:29,
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Where have you been, shagging the Scrunt?
Again.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:31,
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i have been
unfortunately working too hard, Pissy.
have had hardly any time for here no less shagging anyone...
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:40,
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With all those wine bottles lying around why would you need to?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:41,
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Bahahaha!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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From personal experience it not advisable to use that when stoned as neighbours windows get accidentally smashed.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:11,
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Meh, details. Windows Shmindows!
I wouldn't give a fuck if it was me smashing your windows. Probably all boarded up anyway.
Edit: What do you mean "accidentally" ?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:14,
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I'll have you know I re-glazed three of her fucking windows only yesterday and it cost me €48 - the old bitch threatened to call the politzei if I didn't fix them.
Cow.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:22,
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Have you tried kicking her in the cunt, although from what im told it might get her pregnant,
Can you edit a question mark into that subject line for me?, cheers.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:24,
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Mind you with potato cannons,
Those who live and see houses, shouldn't throw stoned.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:54,
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Skyfall trailer
The new full trailer for 007's latest outing
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Devonda, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:17,
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look a bit further down :)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:20,
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Pingu is Q.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:24,
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Groundhog day is a good film.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:50,
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Groundhog day is a good film.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:00,
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Pingu is Q.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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Groundhog day is a good film.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:13,
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Dental Plan!
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:41,
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I hope to fuck it also has Nathan Barley in there...
"Peace and fuckin' Bond"
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:47,
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I've just worked out that I haven't seen a new Bond film since GoldenEye
this isn't that I've consciously avoided them, just lost interest I guess.
Although I did watch 30 mins of The Man with the Golden Gun on TV a few days ago - it was a mildy racist in the way old TV can be. The Sheriff character described the locals as "pointy headed" and they all seemed to be able to do karate which although I'm sure there's Thai people who can do karate it came across as confusing Thailand with Japan.
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rob, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:30,
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I watched the new Casino Royale last Christmas on my dad's new fancy telly,
I preferred the old Casino Royale if I'm honest.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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i have a hard time remembering anything that happened in any bond movies after live and let die
no amount of gun fights and explosions can compete with a man inflating like a balloon with a raspberry noise.
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mutated monty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:40,
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as a child I was fascinated with the Lotus Esprit submarine from The Spy Who Loved Me
it was def the kind of car I wanted to have when I grew up. Not sure what I'd do with it now - drive it into Camden canal I guess.
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rob, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:45,
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Sounds like a fun idea, look out for dead tramps and shopping trollies though.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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that was a cool car when i was a kid
i couldn't tell you much else about that film though
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mutated monty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:57,
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Like me, you must have had THAT toy
was awesome.
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he's only been in a few bonds and already he looks too old
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mutated monty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:36,
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Javier Bardem as the villain?
That could be good.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:40,
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Hell yes
Although by some miracle they have managed to make him look ugly. I never thought I would see THAT day.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:48,
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Didn't you see No Country then?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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...
Has he ever had normal hair in a film?
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Megamoss, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:18,
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"I'm James Bond... JAMES, Bond."
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:44,
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please be good... please be good.... please be good....
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JamTallons, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:13,
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Lame Vampires
made me laugh a little bit
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Mokoshne, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:14,
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meatloaf has let himself go a bit
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:17,
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Pingu is Q.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:20,
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STOP FADING TO BLACK AFTER EVERY EDIT YOU TRAILER MAKING CUNTS!
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mutated monty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:26,
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Hahaha
:)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:27,
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I think they should make use of the
Powerpoint style Pixelated Wipe
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Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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Or Homer's favourite, the star wipe.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:55,
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What about the ripple fade? It looks well pro!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:08,
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The clock style wipe is also a classic.
It indicates the passage of time.
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weareace, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:29,
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No forgetting the heart fade for lurrvvvee.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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We have to do it by law!
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JamTallons, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:16,
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Might start taking these trailers
And fading down all the sound whenever the screen is black.
See what we're left with...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:30,
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Anything and Everything makes you peeved.
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JamTallons, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:45,
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it's all insane and shit
also the price disparity between London / elsewhere.
Fuck knows where it's all going to end up.
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rob, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:57,
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=(
Never really wanted to live in a house anyway...
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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:58,
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Could be summed up as
manufactured inflation
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:17,
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£200 bn would get you three international space stations :(
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:18,
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On the other hand one of them would make a cool holiday let!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:12,
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What's his message?
Is he saying that if the banks didn't lend people any money for houses then we'd have had no house price inflation?
His 9584% (omg) is actually 8% per year (which includes the near 20% inflation of the 70s remember). Inflation over that period is roughly 5.5% per year.
We have 10 million + extra people now than 1952 and substantially less than 10m+ extra places to live, so it's not really surprising prices have risen a bit above that.
I'm also completely priced out of buying, but he's not really helping me, or you.
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:43,
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Gross oversimplification
The biggest theft is by one generation from another, not the banks.
Edit: also his big "speculation" bubble could also be tagged "homes"
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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Meh.
What causes the housing `bubble´ is people willing to pay the inflated prices combined with an ever increasing population on a not increasing surface area.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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Here's some advice.
Stop trying to cram one more dwelling into an already overcrowded population centre.
There's plenty of housing going begging if you're willing to get out of the big cities.
Last year I bought a 3 bed town house with driveway,garage & garden.
Low crime area, 10 mins walk to the shops or train station.
Station is 45 mins from kings cross.
Clean air, nice people.
All this for £100,000.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:54,
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'45 mins from kings cross'
Handy for rent-boys then.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:28,
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You calling me a lib dem?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:30,
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Even I wouldn't be so rude.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:39,
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Yeah.
You would.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:49,
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LIB DEM!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:09,
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See.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:34,
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Islamist!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:35,
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HOW DARE YOU!!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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More pause for thought to add to this:
People in massive debt are easier to control.
If you're paying off a mortgage in a job you hate, how can you possibly find the time to complain about anything, or even do anything except sit in front of the TV and stay "on message" ?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:05,
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Lazy bloody sods!
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JamTallons, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:18,
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As David Harvey says..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOP2V_np2c0
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kwizm, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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The guy I buy my lunch from three times a week revealed to me the other day he used to work in the city
until that moment his conscious kicked in, and he seriously questioned his own life and his own Muslim faith
According to him, what's been exposed in irregularities, corrupt banking and dodgy finance isn't even the tip of the ice burg.
Anyway, he cooks sublime food in the Camden Lock west yard by the canal, as Pakistani food.
Chat with him
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:59,
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