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This is a link post Dirty cameraman!
Dirty dirty cameraman!
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This is a normal post BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

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This is a normal post fingers and arses
a winning combo
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This is a normal post Too much skin & no NSFW tag.

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This is a normal post But she's wearing a sports suit

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This is a normal post Morning Flaps, we're going to see another melt down today you think?

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This is a normal post Hopefully but it won't be me that starts it unfortunately.
I have driving to do:-(
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This is a normal post You finally managed to get a mattress fitted in the back of an ice cream van then?

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This is a normal post Heh, the local primary school is today's victim ;-)

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This is a normal post I'm going to have to spend a little while studying this so I can remember all those hand signals.

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This is a normal post I'm going to have to look again - I didn't notice any hand signals.

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This is a normal post It's educational.

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This is a normal post I think I've decoded them all......
.....and they all seem to be asking me to have sex with them.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's all "yay, woo, sexy pics" and then suddenly picture no. 7 hoves into view and kills the sexy. I can't even tell if it's male or female.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Today's kids try the Commodore C64 which celebrates it's 30th Birthday
Very cool and geeky article on the BBC website today!!

The C64 will always mean alot to me. Lots of fond memories!!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 7:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a GC there old chap, was here yesterday.
www.b3ta.com/links/Happy_Birthday_dear_Commodore64

It is a riveting read all the same.

C16 for me then C64, loved them. Rick Dangerous was a top game.
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This is a normal post posh bastard
I had a 48k spectrum.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Good working class 'puter the speccy.
I had the 48k then the 128k and never did me no harm.
Of course the lardy dah kids had their +2's and one even had a +3.
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This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish. :-(
I had to work down the mines for 5 years to buy one.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Luxury

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I had the +3 but was almost always rocking the tape player
DEFITELY NOT BECAUSE WE WERE COPYING GAMES ON THE SCHOOL DOUBLE TAPE DECK!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post My C64 had a disk drive.
So neeeer.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I had an Acorn Electron....

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This is a normal post There, there *pities*
/bbc b owner.
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This is a normal post Good keyboard on BBC Bs

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This is a normal post they had to be strong to withstand the frantic mashings of the special needs kids at school

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I had an Acorn Electron too!
Parents couldn't afford a BBC :(

But the Electron was alright for learning BBC Basic and machine code programming the 6502A chip.

Thanks for reminding me of it!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I was jealous of Commodore owners.
Growing up with a BBC Micro B was the gaming equivalent of wearing a leper's bell.

Did have an Atari though, the games console with wood effect panels.

The '80s were a bit shit.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post How DARE you.
BBC B had Repton & Exile (and Elite, if you like that kind of thing)!
...and Castle Quest. PLus ports of most of the decent speccy games.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point.
Repton was brill!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *whispers*
I've got a beeb emulator on this work computer, for a crafty lunchtime game of Repton or Mr Ee. Or Repton 2 (if I'm feeling masochistic).
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No thrust or Chuckie Egg?

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This is a normal post Chuckie Egg was the bestest game ever.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuckie Egg!
Another cracking game!

*Goes off to look up these emulater things*
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This is a normal post *cough* *cough*
www.stairwaytohell.com/
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This is a normal post :)
Ta!
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This is a normal post They are available, yes.
But not to my tastes.
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This is a normal post So your tastes are restricted to knockoffs of Mr. Do! and Boulder Dash ?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Repton was SO SO SO much better.
ACTUALLY.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Did Repton have a construction kit? Nooo....
you could only play the levels that were spoon fed to you.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Repton DID have a construction kit.
Smartarse.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a C64 on a colour tv and a disc drive.
I never realised how spoilt I was at the time.
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This is a normal post C64+colour tv+disk drive...
Did you also have a butler and some black people as pets?
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This is a normal post haha

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Amstrad CPC 6128 with a colour monitor and disk drive
Same here - i felt superior to my speccy and C64 owning friends who had all that shitty loading lark to put up with.
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This is a normal post Your parents really wanted you to become an accountant.

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This is a normal post My brother had a spectrum zx when that came out then an atari, a snes, an atari lynx and a pc engine
I got a mega drive. Not fair.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a boxed light fantastic bundle
Also got a boxed plus 4. Might crack open the S.E.U.C.K tonight!
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This is a normal post The Friday the 13th game was a personal C64 favourite.

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This is a normal post I had the CPC464
Used to love "Werewolves of London" even though you couldn't finish it.
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This is a normal post We had one of those too! airwolf as i remember was ridiculously hard, postman pat was fun though.

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This is a normal post airwolf was a bastard

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a Vic-20.
Then my dad managed to have it "converted" to a Commodore 64 by some dodgy bloke. Was awesome!
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This is a normal post I've got my C64 out for this occasion (and a bag full of old games - looking forward to playing Platoon and Rambo)
but I can't tune it into my telly without the remote which I lost ages ago - must remember to buy one of those generic ones from the cheap shop
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This is a link post The World in 2 Minutes: United States
Awaits the Irish edition
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This is a normal post Excellent!
Check the Russia one too.
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This is a normal post The russian one is great.

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This is a normal post According to TwistedNederland

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This is a normal post Why do I seem to be watching You've Been Framed?

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This is a normal post is it just me?
Or did the Indian one seem more civilized than the american one?
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This is a normal post Surprised nobody has commented on this, it's well worth a look.
Would've loved to get the Ghostbusters Ghost Trap.
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This is a link post Best rant ever on live TV

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This is a normal post Jaysus

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This is a normal post haha!
no idea what he was on about, but i want to give him a beer.
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This is a normal post pontificating

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This is a normal post That would be an ecumenical matter.

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This is a normal post DRINK!

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he say
He was going to sue an old woman in a field?
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This is a normal post Yes he did.
A shining star in a world of bollocks.
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This is a normal post Brilliant.

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This is a normal post Begorrah!

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This is a normal post Fucking hell. To be sure!

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This is a normal post Hahaha
gwan ya boy ya!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pontificehting! Moralizing! Pontificehting! Pontificehting!
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This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Amazing! I think I just spunked happywee!
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This is a normal post Fucking spud pickers

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This is a normal post Ha ha, yes, they are all cunts.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Dimbleby
He'ld have given such a look over the top his spectacles.
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This is a normal post hahaha
that woman next to him looked a little scared
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's a no to a cup of tea then?
Ah, you will. You will you will.
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This is a normal post How much is 600 townsend pounds in english money?

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This is a link post Music video booth "suicide"
Happens at 0:39. "Green screen" in it's infancy here (methinks)
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This is a normal post that is seriously
fucked up. :(
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention fake.
And unfunny.
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lol. It's fake. If you hadn't cottoned on because of the hammy acting, then you should have watched further. The police turn up and start having a go on the guitars.
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This is a link post HI HO SILVER!!!!
omylpic showjumping as it could be! The ladies one would be loads more fun, Zara Phillips would do better.

Got to be mentioned he is riding bareback!!
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This is a normal post I wouldn't like to attempt that right now due to the state of my guts.

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This is a normal post Too much salt at the sausage party?

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This is a normal post Fucking german fast-food is a great laxative..

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This is a normal post That is in every way
Suitable for work.
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This is a normal post Is that two sentences?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 6:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a clue from the Guardian crossword?
How many letters?
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This is a normal post What a beautiful mental image.

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This is a normal post Currywurst?

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a damn good shot.
I could never get it all inside that flimsy little cardboard container.
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This is a normal post /\ looks like dysentry in a tray/\

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This is a normal post Gasp!
That horse is naked!!!
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This is a normal post I'd could watch Zara Phillips
doing that
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This is a normal post She is apparently a little upset with the caption on this image:

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This is a normal post Ha!

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This is a normal post Dumbo journalist.

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This is a normal post Lord Godiva?

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This is a link post 2001 trailer

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I swear,
if I hear that someone's planning a remake of this film, I will personally hunt them down and tear their throat out with my own teeth!
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This is a normal post I will help

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This is a normal post Count me in

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post and me.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Whooaah there
I think maximum heads around throat ratio has been breached. This is just impractical now.
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This is a normal post im all for a remake.

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This is a normal post He said "Teeth", not "Jaws"
Get a dentist to implant a few teeth from each volunteer into a designated throat tearer and the problem is solved.
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This is a normal post I just won't go and see it

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks well good. Might see it when it comes out.
Reminds me of a film called Moon I saw a bit of one night.
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This is a normal post directed by david bowie's son
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk
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This is a normal post Why is it all futuristic if it is in 2001 and 11 years ago though?
I might not see it afterall if it's a film for thinkers.
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This is a normal post Moon is an excellent film

EDIT: Don't worry about it being too deep, it's just a well told story
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This is a normal post ^this

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats bloody awful.

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This is a normal post Brilliant!
Finally incontrovertible evidence that modern trailer editing can make the greatest film look like "The Pacifier"
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This is a link post I want one.

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This is a normal post Propane?
Cheats!

Although there was a brief second or so at 0:45 where I thought it was going to be turbine powered.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit do the not care at all about our beautiful world!
why the fuck didn't they use nuclear!
Think of the children!
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This is a normal post Won't somebody think of the children!!
(apart from glitter et al)
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This is a normal post That does look ace.
I can imagine his neighbours getting peeved though: "Look at him, goin round on that FUCKING train. Again!"
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Mark Cavendish. Legend.
Don't know how much you guys love/hate the TDF/Cycling but this is Mark Cavendish ticking off the head of BBC Sport, David Bond.
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This is a normal post What a knob-end
No Mark, we don't know about these things. That's why the nasty man is asking you that question - so we can find that stuff out. Now stop behaving like a petulant schoolboy and take a leaf out of Wiggins' book.
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This is a normal post he did take a leaf out of Wiggin's book
when faced with a stupid question point it out to the person asking it how stupid it is: www.cyclingnews.com/news/wiggins-delivers-caustic-assessment-of-his-critics
especially when they're the senior editor of one of the country's largest sports news sites. you'd expect them to do their homework

(n.b. looks from the end of that vid that Cav was more than willing to explain things to him, someone was dragging him away so the headlines weren't "Cav beats muppet to death)
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This is a normal post He asked a perfectly valid question
And it would have been the very first question most people who aren't aware of the sport - which is the VAST majority of the audience - would have asked themselves.

He could have calmly explained that it had no bearing on the race and that cycling doesn't work like that. He understands the sport, and the point of an interview like that is to help us, the audience understand it. The method we gain understanding is by having the interviewer ask the questions we most want answered. Stropping off because he doesn't like the question just makes him look like a knob-end.
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This is a normal post Ha ha ha

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What he said.
And also, it is entirely different asking someone who has only 7 days previously completed over 2,000 miles of cycling if they are tired and asking someone if they have been doping.
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This is a normal post
The olympics can fuck off.
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This is a normal post I don't understand this
He acts like a knob and yet everyone calls him a legend, just be polite and say "no" you wally.
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This is a link post Partridge's Kate Bush medley
Ron's eel.
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This is a normal post Notmsen that before, notmin the box-set, AHA, nice to see more partridge.

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This is a link post Gun safety lecture!

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This is a normal post Easily done, I was handling the below earlier and the twat had left a hollow-point in the chamber by accident:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkNpi85c6Ko

No harm came as usual safety precautions were done, but still, what a knob.
EDIT: local hunters pistol and rounds for wild boar.
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This is a normal post Rather similar to "Cop Shoots himself in the leg" from 2006
www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0

But well worth seeing again
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This is a normal post If everybody in that room had a gun then they could've shot the bullet out of the air before it hit him.

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This is a normal post no they'd have shot him before he shot himself,
thereby saving him from himself.
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This is a normal post It's the 'merkin way.

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This is a link post fuck sakes.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
That is shit, poor driver must feel terrible.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post the driver? o_0
not nearly as shit as the poor victim's family must be feeling right now.
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This is a normal post That too don't get me wrong, it is a tragic thing to happen. Poor guys! all of them!
I hardly thinkt the driver is going to be celebrating in the streets though, he will probably have his name dragged across all the front pages and it won't be very nice for him. But yeah the family too.
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This is a normal post Hopefully it won't be a front page story.
It just sounds a sad accident. Unless it turns out to be an athlete, then the Olympics angle has nothing to do with it.
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This is a normal post The media will make the olympic angle have everything to do with it. It sells papers.
Cunts. But yes dude I hope it is treated respectfully. Anyway apparenly Beverly Hills Chihuahua is on Iplayer so I'm going to leave you guys to it.
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This is a normal post That film is an abomination
essential viewing for the stoned and/or depressed.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post so you've seen it!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly can't bring myself to sink that low. Don't know what to watch though. maybe i'll just do some reading instead.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have actually watched it, it's fucking awful.

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This is a normal post there there, you can get counselling you know?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post this news
is more depressing than the OP.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It gets worse, it's starring jaime lee curtis.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b018nt9z/Beverly_Hills_Chihuahua/
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post They made 2! and 3!
*SOBS*
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This is a normal post !
I never knew man, I never knew....
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post now you do! see you later dude! good luck!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post From the director
of Big Momma's House.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It just keeps on selling itself.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post the blurb is gripping.
"While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home." that's it.
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This is a normal post i hope it is a front page story
maybe then tfl (and by extension boris fuckwit) will pull their thumbs out of their anuses and do something about the parlous state of london's roads.

/RIP rider.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine their angle would be pure rubbernecking, sadly.
Road safety isn't going to sell papers.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post gary linnekar
mentioned it a while ago...

gary linnekar.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he espousing the medical benefits of eating crisps?
And pointing out that, in this case at least, crisps wouldn't have helped save the man.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I have been to garys house and no word of a lie the nearest he had in his kitchen cupboards was mini cheddars.
Well I had to look didn't I.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor driver indeed
He'll have to spend literally minutes hosing the guy out of his wheel arches.

Personally my thoughts would be with the family of the deceased at this point.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Tragic.
Sounds messy :(
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This is a normal post DO. NOT. GO. UP. THE. INSIDE. OF. LARGE. VEHICLES. ON. A. BICYCLE.
This is pretty much the leading cause of cyclists getting killed in cities. I'm not saying it's the cyclist's fault - just that we can all avoid these situations entirely with a tiny bit of caution from both parties.
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This is a normal post There's a thread in the bicycling subreddit of Reddit
And if true, it's exactly this that happened.
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This is a link post Is it bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Super Boris.
Boris doing his Frank Spencer impersonation. I am sure others can do better than this, but made me laugh.

Boris Johnson. What a fucking clown.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess we have become more civilised.
Not so long ago that would be an ideal opportunity for a public execution.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't the link I thought it was going to be
Very silly indeed :)

It's just such a Boris thing to happen...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It says something about the government,
when I feel that Boris as PM would do more innovative and radical stuff that might randomly do the country some good - and is a better choice than - any other candidate.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's because we don't actually need government anymore
Our society would function fine without them, probably better, so someone like Boris is the perfect buffoon to be a balloon that floats around while we point and laugh.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be hard to remove them without confusing the masses enough, that confidence in the structure of society collapses

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think confidence is already at an all time low. I don't think many people would notice.

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This is a normal post I can see looting again, though
If enough scumbags mistakenly believe that 'there's no-one to stop us anymore'.

Also Northern Rock-style firesales.
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This is a normal post It could happen, thankfully i have enough shot gun shells, a couple of rifles and a highpowered catapult.
Should keep them away from myhouse for a while.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hello, are you feeling a bit better now?

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That other guy went way over the top in your defence (for some reason)
I don't think it was your sockpuppet, but you were still a dick for not linking that video rather than embedding it.
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This is a normal post Why so many people got upset (pro/anti) over one visible nipple is quite sad really.
I thought that on here people were a bit more mature than the usual tabloid sort of thing, evidently not. I will be more conservative in future so as not to cause concern to those sort of people.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was prety fucking mad, although I thought the otherguy was probably someone you had pissed off previously on here trying to get a rise.
either that or defamate your character, either way he was/is a prick, one of his accounts has been stepped for 24 hours, any more shenanigans an eye is being kept. We'll see, apparently a couple of the isps don't match with two of them, two of them do though we'll see.
Oh and LOT9 there is an option in your preferences to hide video link previews. Not gonna get into a fight about it though, that was a bad time in /links history.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post anyhoos, isp's have been logged, and dawn and I were 75/100 on the money seemingly.
so they better play nice now.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He tried trolling /board. whoops!
look out for (..)

give away really if you look at the sig (tits). thread deltion was to hide history from people so we don't know who he is next, wish i knew how to work the archive! that acount is flagged though.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It was sort of funny at the time but I had to cook loads of bratwurst at a BBQ so couldn't stay for the fun.
I'm sure whoever it is will be back sometime for their kicks, a bit pathetic really but there's a lot of mentalists out there I guess.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah? *cook a load of bratwurst*
I'm sure you did!

"BBQ" of course it was!

Hope you enjoyed the sausage party!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 1:03, Reply)
This is a link post And Kevin Eldon brings us nicely around to Jam - Doc Bored Sexline NSFW
If you've got a glass cock. this doc will probably make it go off like a spunky firework.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post If we're having an Eldon evening...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PkjcqhiriA
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll raise you a false Rod Hull, sans arm, sans chin, sans jelly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpjL-Y0TuqI&feature=related
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I AM HIM

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently he had a massive dinglestick, lots of women turned up to his funeral.
One of his mates described seeing him pissed and naked 'crawling around on all fives'.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's got that dreadful Stewart Lee 'comedian'.
Bleurgh.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Joe Pasquale
All my despair is condensed like a drop of dark soul in a black bucket when I hear his name.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking for a way to sum him up, i think you've nailed it.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a bit bleurgh also.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This is good also.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U7dokwv4XY
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He did a series a few years ago on Radio 4 called Poets Tree
All Paul Hamilton, very funny if you haven't heard it, and still funny if you have.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss telly like that.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too :-(

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Love Jam!
and so many of my mates haven't seen it. Such a loss.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it should be required watching.
It has one of my favourite jokes about a man that wants to commit suicide by jumping out of a window, but he's afraid of heights, so rather than jumping once out of a twenty storey window he jumps twenty times out of a one storey window.
\edit www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0 I remembered it more or less.. :)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
Oh god yes!
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That was lovely, will have to dig out the DVD's.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, YES!
"By the 15th time he was in very poor shape. Some of the onlookers had to help him back up the stairs."
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Talk of Kevin Eldon below prompted me to find this.
Have some Simon Quinlank, my favourite Kevin Eldon.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! Kevin Eldon is a rather strange chap, isn't he?
I see your Simon Quinlank and I raise you a Plumber Baby...

/edit: Where'd my plumber baby linky go? Bah.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6p5ORHRnXs
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That was uncanny, it was like watching a video of me.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What is the biggest leeeeaf?
TELL ME NOW!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Never seen this before! thanks!

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Isnt he...
pretty much everyone who posts on here?
(including me)
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin Eldon is flipping brilliant......
Full Stop!!!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff.
I think a Fist of Fun DVD was released not so long ago.
(, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 0:59, Reply)
This is a link post The imperfect list NSFW
Go easy on me, it's the first link I've posted.

For no other reason than Pete Wylie being magnificent.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post Warriors of the world

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell was that? It looked like Spinal Tap but wasn't, just as cringeworthy though.
Apologies if it's your fav song.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post nt;dw.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post BWHAHAHA!

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post MAKINASACKINA!
What gives?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is that footage from ?
The crowd bloody loved 'em.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember it? I won one and haven't decided how to get rid of it yet.
I might donate it to the sunshine bus so they have something to clean the windows with in the summer holidays.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post mine is still in the box
this isn't a euphemism
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fnar Fnar
In midnight black it looks like a prosthesis for Darth Vader.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post are you expecting us to believe you havent tested it yet?
;)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post If yoy are bred to eat
pussy grass, you don't bite it you hoover it with tongue.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
bred evolved.
Cows have no teeth in their upper jaw.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
evolved created by a magical skywizard

no, wait... that can't be right
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I just looked this up on a nearby internet because I didn't believe you
and it's TRUE !!!
edit: although apparently they have upper molars
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post <insert witty cow/blow job related remark here>
I only found out because the parents of one of the exes had a farm.
Apparently, they just wrap their tongue around the gras and move their head up to snap it off.
(The cows, that is, not the parents)
*edit* See here: heiferinyourtank.typepad.com/.a/6a00e55215cf5b883301539096203d970b-pi (horse-free link)
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a link post Nice moment for reflection

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The air raid siren sound...
...made my hairs on my neck stand up. Just a scary sound, I guess its quite good at putting things in perspective
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
That sound is terrifying.

Beautiful vid Scrunt.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
This beats hands down the enforced minute's moment silence that is had at football/rugby clubs for the latest blazer to kick the bucket.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That's so beautiful.

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Powerful stuff

(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a lovely video!
My gf is from Warsaw and it is amazing to see everyone stop in places I know to be busy streets.

When I was there at Christmas it was the 30th anniversary of the Solidarity riots which was pretty emotional. There was a really good photo exhibition on Nowy Swiat, which is the main street in Warsaw. Very powerful.

It is a shame that more people don't know what Poland has been through over the last 70 years. A wonderful country with so much heartbreak in its history.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only been to Poland a couple of times,
once to Katowice and twice to Krakow, but do feel an affinity for the place, despite not (knowingly) having any family connections, to the point where I decided not to visit Birkenau, as I didn't think I could handle it emotionally.

Its sickening that there's a small but visible extreme right wing element in Poland, considering everything the country has been through over the decades.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The suffering of the country is immense throughout the years.
My gf's family live in a place called Wawer, right on the edge of Warsaw. At Christmas time it was also the anniversary of this massacre from the second world war. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawer_massacre It was very moving being there on the memorial day.

Also, what seems to get mentioned very little is the amount of Poles who fought for us, particularly in the RAF.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice video
But the music I think detracted from the idea of a city gone silent to the sound of a siren.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Nicely shot, but the music is intrusive and annoying. Silence and the siren are all you need.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Do it every year
For rememberance day. Stop and pay my respects to those poor bastards who were sent out to fight and got killed in some horrific ways at a young age so that we can all act like dicks on the internet.
(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That is lovely

(, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

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