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Another awful australian refusing to leave London
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:34,
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Tories will hopefully rid us of this scum
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:48,
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Fair enough too.
Can't start giving special treatment to those lucky enough to get stabbed.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:00,
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I'll reserve judgement until I can see if he has silly hair under that hat.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:03,
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i thought it was about Rolf Harris
or Kylie
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tichy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 5:44,
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So is Norway going to get a LOAD of snow? ;)
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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that looks like it may cock-up anyone's plans for a weekend BBQ.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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Says you...
I'll be hard at it.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:19,
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careful
not to stand too close to the grill then.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:39,
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I hate custard coloured cock weather.
You never know what coat to put on.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:43,
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That's my weekend fucked.
Bollocks.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:47,
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Is Ireland banging Britain over the head with a massive boner?
*looks to the skies*
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:50,
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Is this nature's way of telling us that Scotland is entirely populated with cocks?
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:03,
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Bell-ends
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:07,
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Johnsons
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:09,
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Looks like it's on Irelands head
not that I'm implying anything... No.... Nothing
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:41,
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"Artist" (and cat) use cat poop to create "art"
CaC and AWUCSTPaC
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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Not watching that, i expect it'll be shit.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39,
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SMACKHEEED!
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likeajackhammer, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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Is that the tranny from the Stern show?
Similar name/cat affliction...
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DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:31,
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The Future Of Star Trek.
Now that Disney have bought it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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Because quality control was SOOO high up to this point....
Sorry, but "series of kid's films gets continued by a company that makes kid's films" doesn't exactly fill me with dread.
The Black Hole was pretty crap, but it was also a helluva lot darker in places than people expected of Disney.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:19,
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Keep on Trekkin.
Nanu nanu.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:32,
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Google Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review
Now with 100% less porn.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:01,
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Needs more Saville
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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It's shows that even how generic and boring your pictures are...
if you put a emo tune under it, people think it's grand or something.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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^this.
2012 was fucking shit and can only get worse.
LIFE IS A PIGSTY AND HUMANITY IS AN ABOMINATION. FUCK GOOGLE.
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iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:49,
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But it's still December.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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There will be no news permitted by Google till the first of Jan.
THAT IS THE LAW!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:12,
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Best to do it now
before time stops next week.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:44,
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If Oskar Pretorius had been gracious in his defeat...
...I'd accept his appearance in this. Sadly he took it like a cunt by and whinging about the Brazilian bloke's prosthetic limbs. Fuck off.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:31,
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Yeah, i saw Pretorious run a night or two before that whole thing.
Was disappointed when he came out with all that, he didn't have a leg to stand on.
Taxi!!! Yeah, just drop me off in Hull.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:36,
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the HMRC...
searches on for google's tax returns.
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itilliterate, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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Jim Carrey RIP
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:56,
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I heard Neil Buchanan died on the same slope.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:59,
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Christian Slater too.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:59,
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And Sonny Bono
Oh, wait..
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:03,
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Yeah, there were articles going round about Patrick Moore too.
Funny how these things spread, eh?
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:09,
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But Blondie is dead
She was found hanging on the telephone
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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I laughed at this more than I should have...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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as did i.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:59,
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Morrissey Blames Royals For Nurses Death
The singer labelled Prince William and Kate "arrogant" in the aftermath of the King Edward Hospital nurse's suspected suicide.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:44,
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I do wish morrissey would fuck off
If I want the opinions of a moody 6th former I'll go a my chemical romance gig.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:50,
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All of this.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:53,
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it's not him having an opinion that's the problem, it's people leaping to spread the "news" every time
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:55,
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I'll repeat what I said lower down the page:
This is bullshit.
"She feels no shame about the death of this woman, she's saying nothing about the death of this poor woman. The arrogance of the British royals is absolutely staggering."
Really? So the fact that there's been no public statement means that there can't possibly have been anything said privately? Why should she have to make a statement at all?
The nursing staff shouldn't have put through the call, and shouldn't have answered questions. They did. One of the staff - I assume - felt so bad about having made such a basic blunder that she killed herself. Or maybe she feared losing her job. I don't know. Neither does Morrisey.
But Kate is just another patient. Quite why any ire is directed at her is a mystery... unless Morrisey is just being a contrarian-by-numbers. And, let's face it, he has form on that front.
His medical insight is pisspoor, too.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:52,
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But we must all display our emotions and live our lives in the public eye
otherwise there is no news to report.
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LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:26,
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*tweets* My dinner was tasty
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:55,
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"Morrissey says things that outrages some folk" shocker!
You'll be telling us that the XFactor isn't a perfectly fair talent show next
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:54,
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This is about as relevant as Morrissey
www.theonion.com/articles/other-nurse-thought-it-was-funny,30676/
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:02,
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I like this!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:55,
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This is why I shop at Asda
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:02,
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I actually for the most part agree with him.
The whole British Press /Royals thing is just perverse.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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Not as perverted as a B3tans imagination
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:57,
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and the moral of this story is don't worship false idols
fuck the queen
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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I'd rather not if it's all the same to you.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:32,
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Charlie Murphy reminiscing about his famous brother.
NSFW
nsfw for swears, and not GC (apparently) despite the views. But lolsworthy :-).
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JamTallons, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:44,
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darkness! darkness is spreading
youtu.be/Wp3x6l5dZp8
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:03,
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Chah-ley Mar-phey!
Cooooooold Blooooded!
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likeajackhammer, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:37,
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Charlie Murphy is funnier than Eddie ever was
The sketches on the Dave Chappelle show were funny as fuck
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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christmassy vid
a fair attempt at editing a christmassy video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aaw8OEcjtU
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sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:39,
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Navy bod gets 8 years for trying to leak military secrets
Would it have been better if he'ld just given it to them via wikileaks?
He'ld still be in the shit but at least people would know who he was.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:44,
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and why would wikileaks be interested in nuclear submarine coding information?
ah, I see. You think every example of use or misuse of intelligence is identical, therefore Wikileaks must be equally guilty
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:53,
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Ah so some some secrets are ok...
Who gets to decide?
I'm sure people named as informants in those docs Manning leaked would have preferred wikileaks hadn't been interested in their identities.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:57,
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i think common sense comes into it somehow.
There is a clear definable difference between casting a light on illegal, corrupt or immoral practices, and revealing information that merely compromises national security and has no ethical basis.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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That'll never catch on.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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yes, what he said
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:19,
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So putting the informants and their families at risk of torture and death common sense?
It's ok so long as it's for the greater good?
And if it's ethical basises we're talking here.
Some may argue that submarines going around with the capability to reduce whole cities to ash are imoral.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:25,
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well, for a start the claim that wikileaks revealed hundreds of informants is disputed by wikileaks and other
when pressed, the pentagon have not revealed a single instance where someone was tortured or killed as a result of the release of the afghanistani documents.
I'm not saying there haven't been, but I wouldn't take scare stories by the pentagon at face value
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:34,
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Do we need to see some poor sod held up as an example before we agree giving journalists access to the unedited cables was a bad idea?
Not to mention that that "insurance file" which is currently being decoded by every nation state on the planet.
And don't give me the impossible to crack line because encryption that was impossible to crack a few years ago can be sorted in an afternoon these days for the price of a few graphics cards.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:44,
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Provided you have stupid hair.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:35,
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No, not necessarily.
but I think the risks to these people have been overstated by the same people who are obsessed with Assange's character - those with the darkest secrets to hide.
As far as I'm aware there has been very little evidence suggesting that informants or anyone else has lost their life due to the leaks.
Regarding your submarine argument, I think that's where common sense comes into it.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:35,
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That's an over emotive defence of the Great Leader
August 1, 2010
"1,300 people were eventually killed, and 350,000 were displaced. That was a result of our leak,"
from: www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/aug/01/julian-assange-wikileaks-afghanistan
December 8, 2010
"WikiLeaks has a four-year publishing history. During that time we have changed whole governments, but not a single person, as far as anyone is aware, has been harmed. But the US, with Australian government connivance, has killed thousands in the past few months alone."
from: www.theaustralian.com.au/in-depth/wikileaks/dont-shoot-messenger-for-revealing-uncomfortable-truths/story-fn775xjq-1225967241332
That's cleared that up then...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:50,
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I didn't know about the Kenya one.
I assumed you were mention his claim to have started the Arab spring.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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Seeing as these informants live in countries where you can get tortured or killed for just saying the wrong thing
Being found out to be a CIA informant has got to rate rather highly in a risk assesment hasn't it?
Let's hope those dark secrets are worth it. Personally it'ld have to be a really dark one for the US Gov not to just shrug it off.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:54,
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does your thirst for prosecution extend to those responsible for the documented deaths of tens of thousands of afghanstinis as a result of their decision to invade
or only to those who may or may not have indirectly caused some informants to die?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:59,
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If people are killed outside of the rules of law for war then they should be prosicuted
I certainly think Obama should be called to task on his bombing of Yemen, Pakistan etc.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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oh, I'd love to hear what these 'rules of war' are.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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You claiming ignorance of the geneva convention and rules of engagement or just don't agree with them?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:15,
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Im more curious about what defines a legal engagement of war in your books,
because Iraq certainly wasn't legal 10 years ago. Also, not sure how the Geneva convention is relevant to Wikileaks, apart from the fact that leaks have revealed that the US has breached it numerous times.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:29,
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Oh come on don't be tedious
You asked me what I considered the laws of war and I told you.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39,
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I do enjoy our occasional Assange tennis
Amadeus tries a smash. a defensive lob from cumquat. amadeus on the attack again, but he's put to much spin on that shot, cumquat should put this one away... No, he's shanked it into the net
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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The Greater Good.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:58,
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The Greater Good.
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:58,
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Good
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:58,
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^^this.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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I like turtles.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:15,
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i like turtles too.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:23,
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I am also a fan of turtles
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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I can take or leave turtles
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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TaC
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles on the other hand...
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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Turtle Power!
and turtles are ACE! (even the mutant ninja/hero ones)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:01,
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Heroes in a half shell?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:10,
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April O'neil would get it.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:45,
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Turtle Power!
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:00,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0A77rohcyg#t=0m14s
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:24,
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I'm OK with this.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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Nigga wunna got cut off by the cuntmobile if he'd been paying attention.
Cuntmobile wins.
But yes, that is a good one.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:42,
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What's he driving?
Because the quality of the fitting depresses me. Look how that horrible yellow has rubbed off around the 80's style air vent controls to the left of the steering wheel. Shoddy american workmanship. Tut Tut.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:48,
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its a honda something er other...
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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Found it - Honda Civic Mark 3
I understand that its what all the bad gangstas drive.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:20,
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fo sho
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:22,
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Accord!
*MASSIVE drugs*
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DeadEyeDick, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:03,
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that made me laugh...
not seen that one before, and oddly that looks like my drive into work.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:04,
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Using that pejorative term for blacks proves that the man is racist.
*shuns*
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:01,
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You're allowed if you've got an iPhone
I *think* thats the rule
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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wheres
pejoria?
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parsley, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:10,
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Other side of the wardrobe
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:13,
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i thought it was in Illinois
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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i da nho.
Nope, balls to it, i'm crap at puns.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:55,
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not seen
this for years thanks
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-mash-, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:06,
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You are welcome.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:13,
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Not sure I understand why this is an unfortunate juxtaposition
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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It looks like it's implying the woman ate the girl.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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And if you put the two pictures on top of each other, it looks like the little girl is pregnant
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:23,
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Yeah, that's what it looks like to me.
Maybe that's not unfortunate in your mind. You make me sick.
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Zuowan, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:24,
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Oh that was it?
Got it without realising I'd got it.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:29,
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Yeah, not the greatest link ever, but I tried, damn it.
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Zuowan, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:30,
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well i thought it was funny
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:43,
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And, and it was good. Y'know, I mean I liked it I just didn't understand it at first
But now that I've got it- WOW! Amazing link, you totally nailed it.
WOOOAH! Cool linker alert!
Don't listen to the other kids, they're just jealous.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:55,
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I liked the massive hand
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:00,
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and has a massive hand
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:25,
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And wierd dress sense.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:28,
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I thought it implied that the girl is now pregnant, early
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:25,
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I thought it implied that the Muslims ate her, like they did with Jesus.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:46,
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man attacked by pack of wild puppys
dreadfull sceans of mayhem carnage and slobber.
see the teeth
feel the claws
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:16,
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Has he put gravy on his hair?
Puppies always react like this to me when I have gravy on my hair. MMMmmm gravy.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:18,
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I like the part when they start to eat him alive :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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Good ending
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:23,
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First the tickles, then the death.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:25,
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Haha
This proves that CaCs
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:34,
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What a way to go
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:42,
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the jokes on him
those puppies saliva contains a powerful neurotoxin that will make his testicles wither and die at an awkward moment
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:11,
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I Love You So Hard - part 1
I made this!
I've embarked on a series of shorts with Butters, which explain exactly how hard I love you.
Here is part 1.
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:57,
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This sums up my love life
*clicky*
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:03,
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I'm glad to know I;m not the only one
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:05,
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I think we've all been there.
Click!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:08,
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haven;t we just
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:10,
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Normally it's the woman that rips out your heart.
*sniff*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:11,
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If she's ripped out your heart
you clearly haven;'t preemptively ripped it out yourself
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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Lesson learned the hard way.
Still love the clip, especially if it's from the Christina Applegate of B3ta.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:10,
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His chin looks like a ballbag
Reason enough for a click.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:16,
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It's based on my actual chin
as is everything else about him/me
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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I like the bit where he is in love
*big click*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:17,
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yes that's the best bit isn;t it
glad you agree
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:23,
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I love this so HARD!
*spunks*
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:27,
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not as hard as I love you
*SPURTS*
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:36,
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You're just saying what I want to hear.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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*SPLUT*
*SPLARG* *SPLORT*
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:01,
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SQUEEEEEE!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:26,
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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Oh god
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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Mag
Nif
Icent
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:50,
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thankyou
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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amusing suggested videos
e.g. www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2lnO21krE8
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:56,
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very impressive
how on earth that ended up as suggested i have no idea, but it is actually pretty appropriate
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:04,
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of course, it would be more appropriate
if the pig was still alive
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:06,
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and trying to win the affections of the butcher
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:14,
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Like it. Great animation
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@feelwelcome Hello, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:38,
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Nice video
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:57,
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Ooo, that's a bit good!
Have a well deserved click!
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:03,
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That's this weekend's project sorted out - high power blue LEDs underneath a skateboard.
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Varmint, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:11,
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Is that Prague?
It looks like Pague.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:18,
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Yup, beautiful city
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:23,
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Really want to go there
I hear the drinks are cheap as well.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:27,
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Do Krakow
Beer is better and everything is 1/4 of prices here (including the pros)
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:30,
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do bratislava, don't go south of the river
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:51,
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Don't go to the town centre for cheap beer
Its a tourist stag do trap and you'll end up paying silly prices.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:31,
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I like this drone-filming thing.
Can see this catching on.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:22,
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Yep
I was baffled at first as to how they'd managed to afford a helicopter for a arty skate vid. Really impressive shots.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:28,
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RIP Ravi Shankar
Go and do acid and trip out to his music in his memory, or maybe move to a Hippy commune
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serge, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:53,
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Maddox post re: nurse suicide malarkey.
I have to agree.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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I got as far as the third sentence
and concluded that Maddox is an incorrigible wanker.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:50,
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Yup
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:54,
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Irony... overwhelming...
I agree though. Maddox is a colossal cock, and rarely seems to have reasonable opinions.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:59,
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The thing that gets me with this story is...
...that UK media are jumping on the bandwagon of disapproval, but they are the ones who replayed the recording to everyone she knew. Even BBC News was replaying it. They didn't need to do that to run the story. They only did it to show how crap the impression was (and therefore embarrass her further), or possibly because they found it funny too.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:54,
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would this apply to people that have killed themselves after abuse or bullying?
Or those people that when they see someone on the ledge encourage them to jump?
This nurse was publicly humiliated before the whole fucking world.
I wouldn't have a clean concience if I had given someone that level of grief and they topped themselves.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:54,
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To be fair...
...he does clarify that it's because there was no reasonable expectation this would be the outcome. And I think that's fair. Most people who get prank called don't kill themselves. I don't know of a prior example? The DJ's didn't humiliate her in front of "the whole fucking world". They made her look a bit silly in front of a small percentage of Australians. The BBC probably embarrassed her in front of more people she knew by running the story. And I don't think they are murderers either.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:00,
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Whatever takes the focus off the Jimmy Saville enquiry!
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thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:15,
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Did they get a release from her to broadcast? Nope.
This isn't some bit of investigative journalism, it's taking the piss out of some poor nurse for shits and giggles.
Also of course it was going to be picked up on the global networks, to think otherwise would be naive.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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^this
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:27,
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The great thing about other peoples opinions
is we can choose to complete ignore them.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:05,
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Also works with tabloids.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:24,
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Fuck me. For once he does have a bit of a point.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:11,
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SHAME ON KATE!!!!
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Pig Bodine., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:12,
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HANGIN IZ 2 GUD 4 HER!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:13,
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He doesn't (much as I'd like him to)
A friend's partner had the condition & it almost killed her. And she spent the entire pregnancy throwing up.
She was an absolute, weapon-grade cunt mind.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:38,
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Morrissey is a cunt - Fact
AICMFP
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otl, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:29,
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Bullshit.
"She feels no shame about the death of this woman, she's saying nothing about the death of this poor woman. The arrogance of the British royals is absolutely staggering."
Really? So the fact that there's been no public statement means that there can't possibly have been anything said privately? Why should she have to make a statement at all?
The nursing staff shouldn't have put through the call, and shouldn't have answered questions. They did. One of the staff - I assume - felt so bad about having made such a basic blunder that she killed herself. Or maybe she feared losing her job. I don't know. Neither does Morrisey.
But Kate is just another patient. Quite why any ire is directed at her is a mystery... unless Morrisey is just being a contrarian-by-numbers. And, let's face it, he has form on that front.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:48,
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Whoops -
I meant to post this with a dose of sarcasm but my half-hearted comment just makes it look like I'm endorsing the big rascist.
Bugger.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:17,
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What a nasty little bit of writing
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:29,
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I know.
Black on white
*rubs eyes*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:35,
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"Policeman does his job" Shocker
Why do parents think they have the right to park illegally if they are going anywhere near a school?
The policeman was actually very nice and didn't get all of the cars towed by the council, which is what I would've done....but I'm a tool.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:05,
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haha! good work
tho they shoulda just slapped FPN's on the fuckers and gotten coke n hookers with the proceeds.
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hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:07,
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Couldn't they just have called their butlers?
Or asked their unoccupied nannies to move them?
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:08,
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Bizarrely
all the high rated comments on the Daily Fail website side with the copper.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:12,
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Ah, that's the Jealousy Divide!
The only thing separating DM readers from Telegraph readers is the amount of money they have. Telegraph readers have more of it and DM readers are jealous of it, leading to some pretty bitter sniping sometimes.
In all other things they're more or less identical though.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:16,
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Smallfield is prime Telegraph territory
IE full of well-off smug cunts. It's also prime YPLAC territory, so this article doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Most of them wouldn't think twice about blocking in an Ambulance because of little Barnabus' nativity play, let alone a Doctor's surgery.
Well done that copper!
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:13,
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Fantastic 100% credit to the police.....
I live behind a primary school and the mothers have a god given right to park where they like as 'their little dahlings might get snatched by a nasty man' or summink.
Park across my drive,on double yellows and actually 'on' the green over the road (as the have a 4x4)
Total wank hamsters the lot of them
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Spin Its a thing., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:24,
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wank hamsters
how very lolsome
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parsley, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:27,
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I hate parents, rich people and policeman
I just don't know which of my prejudices to side with.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:25,
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The gays,
you MASSIVE HOMOPHOBIST
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:41,
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Wait, am I supposed to side with the gays or be prejudiced against them?
God, you bummers are so unclear sometimes.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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Fuck me, how narrow minded and selfish can some people be?
"PC Paul Baker told parents they were blocking the pavements outside and preventing patients at a nearby doctor's surgery from parking"
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:26,
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http://www.surrey.police.uk/contact-us
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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Good for him
Why parents don't think parking rules apply to them when they have a kid in the car is beyond me
Surrey + Private School = Wankers
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LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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Discrace
The policeman should have dived through the door firing a pump action shotgun, it's the only language parents like these seem understand.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:31,
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Totally with the police on this.
The school run is a disgrace. I have to drive as I go straight to work, but I park a fair distance form the school and me and Freya walk it in. Parking close to the school is atrocious (perfect fodder for your website btw)and I've had many a shouty argument with parents (actually mostly mothers in their over sized 4x4 that they drive like mini coopers). It's a fucking disgrace (and will no doubt cause an accident or two) and good to see someone doing something about for a change!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:47,
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I'm not sure about taking pictures near primary schools (perhaps do it when you've still got your daughter with you).
But yeah, pics would be great. I'll forward the ones with kids to pissflaps.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:41,
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Haha, I have no idea on the facts of this story
But I like the idea of it.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:06,
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Don't forget the world revolves around people's children
including the ill and the sick
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:41,
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Surrey is a fucking shithole and should be nuked into orbit.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:22,
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Egotistical? Secretive? Dodgy Sexual Allegations?
Politics is the career for you.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:33,
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I feel sad that people have so readily swallowed the establishment fuelled backlash against assange
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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or made it about him and their perceived opinion about his personal character, instead of the idea that a real democracy is best when people know what the fuck governments are actually doing
which is the point of wikileaks
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:43,
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He shouldn't have had stupid hair if he didn't want that to happen.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:11,
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I'm not sure I've "swallowed" anything
but hiding in an embassy 'cos you don't want to go through the legal process isn't a great look
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driverchris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:44,
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You probably wouldn't be alive if you'd never swallowed anything:)
It depends on your viewpoint on the allegations against assange I think.
Clearly the public can't know for certain if he's guilty or not But whatever your stance you have to acknowledge that its highly coincidental that very soon after pissing off the governments of some of the most powerful countries on earth, he is accused of crimes that not only damage his reputation but also carry a long jail sentence. *IF* using that logic, you look at the charges as politically motivated, then he actually doing an important thing in highlighting his cause and refusing to co-operate.
In those circumstances, its unsurprising that he doesn't want to go through the legal process.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:50,
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that's a long string of assumptions from a co-incidence
and co-incidences are just that aren't they? a co-incidence.
All smacks of 'my high falutin' principles are so terribly important that mere laws don't apply to me' with a healthy dose of really over estimating his importance.
But that's just me.
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driverchris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:55,
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Not that long a string of assumptions
More of a statement that there is an alternative viewpoint to the narrative that fits in very well with the agenda of the establishment.
And if you take that alternative viewpoint then his actions don't seem that unreasonable.
My original point was that its depressing that so many people have just accepted the idea that he is dodgy and a rapist without questioning how this stuation may have been made to come about.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:24,
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there is a process to getting to the bottom of whether he's a rapist.
He appears determined to not take it.
And you find it depressing that people think he's 'dodgy'?
My only point - because I find all of these conspiracy theories terribly dull, was that hiding from the law looks really terrible whoever is doing it.
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driverchris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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I'ld be more surprised if there wasn't
The leaking military secrets are normally taken seriously.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:32,
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well, this is another argument, but unrelated to the one I was rebutting
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:56,
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blind hatred?
try mild interest.
fucksake. Where do you get blind hatred from? Questioning something you believe very strongly in? Grow up.
Let me be clear as crystal.
Hiding from the law is a rubbish PR move. The end.
Jesus!
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driverchris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:48,
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Like Bradley Manning's "Legal Process"?
9 month in solitary naked facing towards a bright light getting woken every hour on the hour. And he has yet to be convicted of anything.
Yes, I can't see any reason why Assange wouldn't want to avoid this. Is he a coward?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:51,
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just saying
that it makes him look terrible.
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driverchris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:56,
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Assange isn't under arrest, hasn't being under arrest, wasn't and isn't in custody, doesn't fall under military jurisdiction
So not really similar. Manning has my pity, wikileaks barely mention him as it's become a personality cult which thrives not on truth but fears... perfect material for a politician.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:59,
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ah well, first people like you talk nothing about his cause and only about his character
then accuse it of being a personality cult.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:56,
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But he's wanted in Sweden.
And Sweden is much less likely to extradite to the US than is the UK - or Ecuador, for that matter.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:49,
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That's just the kind of comments his cultists are making.
There's been some serious reportage about the man, WL and JA has devolved into an endless conspiracy theory not helped by the secrecy involved in being so open about others, which works well because Assange already blamed the Jews for his demise.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:52,
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But why have your 'truth' filtered through one person's opinion?
Also, if he is the great white hope for freedom, then he is a bit of a muppet to set up his organisation so that removing him kills it.
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LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:03,
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Tell that to Steve Jobs.
Assange has repeatedly said that he's just the front man, and his job is purely to take the flak and distract annoyed people/governments. Wikileaks will quietly carry on doing what it always does whatever happens to Assange.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:50,
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it has nothing to do with it's servers being blocked, and the major credit card companies refusing to allow donations to it then?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:58,
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The plebs are fickle.
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loci, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:42,
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So he'll be using the local democratic mandate of the people to further his own international agenda?
That'll be the Galloway school of politics then
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:10,
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Those two women must really hate him
I wonder why
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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Green shirt man at the bottom of page one.
Made to look even more of a cunt by having one of those phone-holsters. From the Americans that I've met, they all have them though. Is it some kind of desire to have at least SOMETHING in a holster around their belt?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:22,
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Its because it looks empty in the specific states where you're not allowed to carry a gun openly
So they stick a taser phone in there instead:
www.smartstun.com/CellPhoneStunGuns
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:39,
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Well that answers that then!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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The one for 26th of Feb will touch you inappropriately
Just as soon as you're out of sight behind that door.
Also, maybe its just me but there's something slightly porno about 25th Feb? It looks like she should be naked or something. God, the internet has destroyed my mind.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:24,
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your porn is very different to mine
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sinisterduck, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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Ha ha
I just meant it was the kind of position that you would've seen in the reader's wives section of razzle about 15 years ago.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:38,
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Fuck me.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:13,
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