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This is a link post zen tv ninja tune
hexstatic link below minded me of this dvd. [youtube playlist]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You did not have a childhood unless this was part of your staple diet of TV.....

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy to say
its always been one of the best moments of my life watching this. Over 20 years old!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic

(Sherbs, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 5:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's one of those sensory triggers, like some smells
It instantly takes me back to seemingly endless summer holidays.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post There was never a number 1 which bothers my OCD massivly

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the preview pic
And instantly started singing the song. Don't need to watch - Click!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurray for the Pointer Sisters.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That I did not know.
Ace song and animation, OBV.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
But I am neither in the Pointer Sisters nor did the animation.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Minutemen - #1 Hit Song
link below prompted another listen XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe it. I was listening to that last night.
What are the chances...
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post good taste my man : )

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Precisely 1

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the Minutmen
..and fIREHOSE
Have you seen 'We jam econo: the story of the minutemen'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmKGusadv08
 (Sherbs, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
I got the DVD when it came out.
Big Mike Watt fan.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post The Fall with Coldcut
filmed in annoy-o-vision
(m.auron, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Still hoping for another Von Sudenfed album
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post Age reduction VFX | De-aging
Someone did this and I reckon they did a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Witchcraft!

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The one on the right is what she looks like after you've had 6 pints of Stella.
The one on the left is what she looks like the morning after.
 (Testicles just for you, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 black eyes and a split lip?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
What, like my mum?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Odo ?

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't sort out the smoker's teeth, I note.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post moon on a fucking stick!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think Tabs needs suggestions for his weekend depravities.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Humans are just instructions for cells........maaaannn

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Antman Trailer.
This is just fucking strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what
if from now on, studios just said...
'' we're not making ads any more, you fucks will have to make your own in your own time''.
THIS is what we'd get.

And I'd be happy with that
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
They've been pretty creative with the advertising for this film, showing the trailer tiny was really funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they trust
Rudd to know what's good to do on the internet.
He talks about it here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
It should just be words on a screen saying - Manchildren of the world here is the next product to get excited over.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think, more than anything
it's just the most vocal people on the internet really.

To be fair, it's just a film, and it may actually be decent (not seen it yet, although I haven't watched a marvel film all the way through since iron man 1) but I'm not sure about the whole man-child thing.
Some vocal excitement on the internet doesn't mean any more than people who watch soaps or super into music. I wouldn't label something manchild like and be done with it. You could miss out, same as you would with labelling other things.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
I doubt I miss anything apart from silly costumes and lots of CGI.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably not
but surely you've watched and enjoyed some hollywood blockbusters?
This is no different really, I mean I hate the Marvel crap and all the fanboys, but I give them a look.
Or is it Bergman, Tarkovsky and Fellini all the way? I doubt it.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
I stopped watching anything "Hollywood" many years ago. I do not own a TV and if I do want to watch something I torrent it.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post so you missed
There Will Be Blood, Interstellar, No Country for Old Men, Saving Private Ryan, Pulp Fiction, Whiplash, Nightcrawler... so many films.
Cabin in the woods too! I like horrors and that one was fun. Could easily have ignored it, turned out really well.
I think your problem is more with the fans and the catering for them.
: (
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always ummm and ahhhhh at cabin in the woods
Worth a watch then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Flimsy but fun

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post if you liked 80s horror then yeah
It's fun
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ok I have seen a few of them - There will be blood - found it terribly boring and wanted to punch Daniel Day Lewis in the face for boring me.
I did like No Country for Old men but it is not the best Coen brothers.
I have seen Pulp fiction and at the time it came out I thought it was good.
The rest I have not seen or would want to.
The funny thing is I work for production companies and I have a free cinema pass and last year I used it twice to see Alpha Papa and Citizen Four. This year I have not used it at all and gave it to a mate who goes nearly every week.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Tinker Tailor?
Skyfall?
Inception?
Zero Dark Thirty?
The Bourne Trilogy?
A History of Violence?
Gran Torino?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
None of the above apart from Bourne which was alright but as always with all franchise movies was total shit in part 3.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a fun game!
Pulp friction?
Gang bangs of New York?
Clockwork orgy?
School of cock?
 (sithemong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
All of the above and wanked myself dry.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You're in Amsterdam and a mere 4 pornos dried you out?
Amateur...
 (sithemong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes nothing but whores, pornos and mountains of weed here.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post no wonder you have no interest in cinema lol

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have a great interest in cinema but not manchild films or Hollywood blockbusters.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a funny film
I would think more so if you don't like the whole superhero thing.

It's a heist film with improbable-tech bits that's never too far from taking the piss out of itself and what an absurd concept it is. The big climax especially. It's probably less ridiculous than the trailer for the latest Mission Impossible that preceded it when I saw it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Its good because its not as shit as Mission Impossible - LOL I am really wanting to see it now!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded"

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Our man in Amsterdam seems about as open-minded and tolerant of other people as a nazi having a really bad morning
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
And our old man Daily Mail reader does not like it!
Dont worry your house price is not going down and I have stopped bringing in Forrins when I drive back to the UK.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post IBM Watson Personality Insights
Enter at least 100 words to get your personality analysed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Barnum Effect?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Most definitely not.
The IBM Watson supercomputer finds your star sign based on numerous linguistic features, then retrieves your astrological data with the precision of a Sagittarius.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Load of bollocks.
I tried three different pieces of writing I've produced and got wildly different results.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post YOUR WRITING HAS BEEN ANALYSED... RESULTS
LOAD OF BOLLOCKS.

AMAZING.

REBELLIOUS.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post from my b3ta posts
You are a bit compulsive, somewhat critical and shrewd.

You are melancholy: you think quite often about the things you are unhappy about.
You are self-conscious: you are sensitive about what others might be thinking about you.
And you are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time.

More than most people, your choices are driven by a desire for organization.

You consider both taking pleasure in life and independence to guide a large part of what you do.
You are highly motivated to enjoy life to its fullest. And you like to set your own goals to decide
how to best achieve them.

*Compared to most people who participated in our surveys.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
I did a hundred and one words on it and I thought it got me perfectly.

As a result I hate computers like Linda Hamilton hated the Terminator and I've been fucked one or two of them too.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I 've had to scratch around for large enough blocks of text written in my own voice
Most of the writing I do day-to-day tends to be in technicalese, and most of my online communications tend to be fairly back-and-forth conversations.

I fed it two b3ta posts that met the requirements and got the following:

www.b3ta.com/links/1322518:
"You are confident, expressive and shrewd.

You are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively. You are self-assured: you tend to feel calm and self-assured. And you are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life.

More than most people, your choices are driven by a desire for self-expression.

You are relatively unconcerned with both taking pleasure in life and helping others. You prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. And you think people can handle their own business without interference."

www.b3ta.com/links/1316835:
"You are shrewd, skeptical and tranquil.

You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. And you are proud: you hold yourself in high regard, satisfied with who you are.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of well-being.

You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you. You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment."

Now there's some common themes in there, and parts that I'd recognise, but also some blatantly contradictory things too. I'd say it's a 60% score at best.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Waste of time.
Gave them 100 words (just some random thoughts that came into my head) and it gave me incorrect broad platitudes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to write 100 words on my phone and thr connection timed out...
" You lack patience and don't suffer fools glady"
 (sithemong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to start working on the weekends mate.
Loads of them then, big queue of the fuckers.
EDIT: your edit means this all makes even less sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I wrote cunt minge 100 times
Which took fucking ages on my phone and it said it didn't have it in its lexicon.

Dick
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well there's a new word for you
Lexicon. Stick that up your lexicon and smoke it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The most interesting thing about this
is just how uninteresting it turns out to be!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
It does as well. It tastes like the burnt ash of a dry roasted peanut.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post open bag of dry roasted
sniff.



it's a fart.


enjoy your peanuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
Early in my experience with Scotch I picked up a bottle of Laphroaig quarter cask for the "smokiness".

It immediately reminded me of an awful experience as a youth where I mistakenly took a sip from a soda can someone had been using to ash their cigarette into.

I now use the bottle as a joke for guests to taste the worst scotch they've ever had.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://twitter.com/angelshareglass/status/624240530344558593
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it
Smells like TCP
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:01, Reply)
This is a link post Mommy cat is so proud of her kitten!
No wonder cats are such cunts ,teaching their young bad stuff!!
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see what's so terrible about taking children climbing.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post THEY ARE ESCAPING INCARCERATION!!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably wrongly imprisoned by some sort of right wing junta.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
SKY NEWS!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 0:41, Reply)
This is a link post Ive watched this loads
If you have ~15 mins to watch

So interesting, I love space.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Max Huey' - appropriate...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad hair day
The international orbiting dustbin but still amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 25 minutes of amazement
TL:DR spacestation is AWESOME
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sex?
My question is has anyone had sex in space yet, and if so was it more difficult than on gravity. Which is tough enough. Flppin' brill video though
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still trying to have sex on Earth
Hubble Telescope cannot find my last encounter.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post did she died?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Likey.

(pahakyy, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
really enjoyed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post wishes
I Made This
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post With all the junk they store it looks like my garage, and equally claustrophobic.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post would

(mersault, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
would watch
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 25 Jul 2015, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a link post hahahahahaa more kay burley nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post She needs recycling.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
phwoooar
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post So, she interrupts a guy who actually has some information
in order to get soundbites from a busload of random nutters, and then laugh in a deaf woman's face??

Also... Did that guy say something about Prince George being a black boy?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, that's what he says

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I can't tell if that is racist or not.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Not racist

Just completely nuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post all this talk about trees puts me in mind of this ace track - Timber by Coldcut
GC says no but I don't believe that for a second
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Good choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Great track and great video.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
a big up for hexstatic too
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:45, Reply)
This is a link post Fundraiser for cops accused of killing a black man
is being organised by an Al Jolson tribute act.

No sense of irony Americans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That can't be true can it? That's hysterical.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post Giant Chicken Church.
^that^
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that would be an eggumenical matter

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yoke got to be kidding me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post are you man of the cloaca
or a member of the layerty?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Cock off.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Pluck you!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Enough of this bantam.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Clucking hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post O-very funny...

(I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
What little wings it has
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post all the better
to flap in yo face with my deary
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post and thats all you will ever get from it not even a reach around

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrible building.
Even if they refurbished it and tarted it up then it would still be pretty fowl.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What a lot of old cock.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post Puscifer
The Mission (M Is For Milla Mix) Feat. Milla Jovovich
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post quite good that
I assume the video is done by the people/person who did the similar but nude person spasming down the street?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post forgot about that vid
*looks up video*
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it
That video was comped really well, this one, not so much, interesting though.
 (sithemong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post The Joy Ride NSFW
Rather odd sex aid
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "This item can only be shipped in the United States"
Damn it!
 (sithemong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post "Note that the Joy Ride is not a fully functional vehicle"
I'm out
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, no handling reviews.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post MMmmmmm....
Link is purple...
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Great review
"THIS WAS AMAZING,HAD IT PUT UP MY ASS AND I USED IT SO MUCH GAE MYSELF A RED SOCK :/"
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post more kay burley madness

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Topical

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Tropical

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Tapioca

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Tecomaixtlahuacan

(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Teicoplanin

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:07, Reply)
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She seems to be under the impression that in order to do her job she has to be needlessly antagonistic and aggressive with everyone, obviously unless they're rich and famous, rich and famous people are better than everyone else because they're rich and famous.

Her desk probably has an higher iq than her.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame John Humphrys
.. for popularising this unnecessarily sneering and bullying style of media interview. The kind where the interviewer clearly has an agenda, and fishes repeatedly for an idiotic sound-bite response that they know they won't get, then try to browbeat the interviewee when they refuse to play their silly game.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone get hold of Kay Burley's desk diary and see just how many parental deaths she has recorded
I hope she's gone digital otherwise it must take days to fill in each year
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It wouldn't be suprising if News UK (formerly International) had a file with a list of all news about the celebrity.
But I doubt it would be in her diary.
 (emptyspace, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't help wondering how long she's had it in her diary...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's bulimic television... but without the pleasure of eating beforehand.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post some lovely comments under that video
viz: "Go and water your leaks, You sheep shagging, Welsh cunt." beautifully written
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post you can just see her taking over from Rebekah Brooks at some point

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The difference is, Rebekah Brooks isn't fucking thick.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Being the editor of a newspaper that ran dozens of stories sourced from phone hacking is the hallmark of a genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say she was wise.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She skewered him with "Do you think Sky has an agenda?" though
You could see real fear in his eyes for a moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS she is a very thick moron.
I get the impression that interviewees are now enjoying humiliating her on live TV.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:28, Reply)
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And to think people paid to see that level of journalism and of course the adverts every 10 minutes.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with looping footage and repeating questions?
What's wrong with looping footage and repeating questions?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:46, Reply)
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In most of the world, you have no choice if you want British news. It's Sky News or nothing. BBC World has gone off somewhere, trying to compete with CNN and Al Jazeera; they no longer cover British news.
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:51, Reply)
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I think the key is the title BBC World.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:22, Reply)
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Fucking hell, she must be a vacuous person as it must have been apparent to everyone other than her how power-mong she went with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:27, Reply)
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"I'm not even sure Kay Burley could pass the Turing test, it's quite eerie watching her attempt meaningful interaction with human beings"
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is she listening to any of the answers?
Thick as fuck.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Kay Burley: "I have no idea"
Smartest thing I've heard her say!
 (emptyspace, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post To put it simply:
What a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not expect that to be as bad as it was.
She's useless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Dawn.
She came out of that well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yup!
i was a bit taken aback at her first response "yeah it is and it's cool" and her patience with cunt burley was excellent. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuyck me she is dull.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The more you listen to MPs...
...the more it seems like a job anyone could do.

If they knew their shit, they'd should just shut up and maintain a bit mystery.
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
I agree. They should certainly all avoid twitter
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:04, Reply)
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Same with Sky "news" presenters.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post A producer's dummy
To be fair, she has her producer's questions popping up on her screen which, given the format of a spoken interview, lose any power in seconds. The anchor has the freedom to sometimes wing it - rather badly here. Why producers favour this method over earpieces is anybody's guess. Live interviews must be stressful for all, especially when the anchor is a muppet of the two-sticks-to-work-the-arms/brain variety.
 (roysin, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post you can't place too much blame on the person who told her to say stuff.
she could still have realised that she was repeating herself herself. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a human who would fail a Turing test.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever was responsible for that travesty should have some serious questions to answer.
In triplicate.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, I thought the Alton Towers interview was bad
But that made my toes curl more than being taken roughly up the arse while wearing tights.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post THIS is what VR is all about, not pr0n

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look as good as Valkyrie
However they are using all of the same constructs; fixed cockpit for viewpoint, HUDs for information etc.

I'm really looking forward to the Rift's release now, thankfully my PC is 100% ready.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:13, Reply)
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Ohh another Trek Wars game, manchildren the world over are wanking into socks.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look as good as Elite Dangerous
And I suspect they're rail shooters.
Still really looking forward to mainstream VR.

IMO Valves Vive has edged past the Rift with it's room scale tracking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The Rift has full room & body too - Look at some of the stuff CCP are doing with dual kinect setups
However where are you going to be able to set up your own dedicated room with no clutter for your gaming rig..unless you're one of those MTV Cribs sort with a dedicated games room, cinema, pool and VR room of course.

VR for me at least is going to need a load of games we can play in the middle of a sitting room (or from a sofa) or its unusable for Joe Public.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Full room with a hack is ok but as far as I know CV1 doesn't support it natively.
Space will be an issue for me to but it's VR!
I'll find a way.

All those VR promises of the 90's are finally coming true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Like those Wii and Kinect adverts with pop groups in cavernous living rooms.
Whereas the reality is more like that excellent video where a dad smacks his daughter up the back of the head as they stand side-by-side to play tennis.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Problem with flight sims in VR is
without the motion cues to your body, it's hard to not get seasick when the landscape tips and rolls around you, or even just turns left and right. Your head movement to look around isn't the problem - it's what the outside scenery does when you're sat still in a seat inside a moving virtual vehicle.

It's why smarter indie developers are coming up with games like FIRMA, where although you can chuck your lunar lander pod around like a nutter, it remains in a level orientation at all times, so your seated position still feels real to you.

And similarly it's better to put the player in some sort of in-game hover-chair, rather than trying to impose that FPS lurching walking effect onto someone who's sitting down.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post FPSs and things like Skyrim suck
At least on the MK1 Rift dev kit that I have. Things that work brilliantly are ones with fixed frames of reference and smooth movement; Eg. Being the cockpit of something, be that a car, spaceship or indeed speeder bike.

Your body is already somewhat used to floating around in cars without any significant tactile input from its external surrounds so I'm assuming it works as an extension of this.

People that get car/train sick get sick in about 5 minutes no matter what you put on though (its much better with the later versions though).
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to get VR sickness pretty quickly but now i'm pretty immune to it.
You're right though, best experience is in a fixed frame of reference like the cockpits of Elite Dangerous.

Half Life 2 was fun until Valve killed it with a patch though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post True, I s'pose space stuff works as there is no clear frame of reference
It's near-to-ground stuff like an FPS or that Rebel Squadron, where you're shown a horizon lurching about and thus know it doesn't feel right. Rolling and pitching is a lot worse than just turning on the spot. A car is fine, but those Speeder Bikes can be seen to lean into the turns, and if you're not leaning yourself, having the game do it for you is just weird. Not sure a motorbike game could cut it, unless like Super Hang-On, it actually uses your weight shifting as the steering control.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 17:23, Reply)

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