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This is a link post Sebadoh - Gimme Indie Rock
no reason apart from awesome XD
and some Slint - Spiderland www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWwNmVcKpGg
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"Putting down everything,
Judging all as lame,
But for all there hype as something new,
they play the same old game.
Another let down, another reason to do it yourself, SEBADOH!"
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This is a normal post eagerly butt fucking your grand pa
se-boh!-da
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This is a link post SMOKEY BEAR HAND

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This is a normal post wrist wreckin' skratch

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This is a normal post Jeroom?

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JEROOM
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This is a normal post .inc

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This is a normal post this is the links board
just in case you forgot
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This is a normal post Thats a link
I'm not Jeroom.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye
I was speculating as to the "Jeroom?" question from our pahakyy.
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This is a normal post boom boom boom boom, I want you in jeroom

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This is a normal post gunna be a left handed wank from now on

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This is a normal post He looks a determined chap.
Those three nubs should suffice.
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This is a normal post I agree , he does look determined doesnt he? must be the manly moustache and his larfge helmet

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This is a link post Is this...sanity?
Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan Denounces Donald Trump's Call To Ban All Muslims From Entering The U.S
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No it is USA.
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This is a normal post RE:"Allies"... he may have been talking about Saudi Arabia
Who are the cash-train / ideology root of a lot of this mess.
But, they love to buy our guns and weaponry ... Which is why those Levant arseholes have lots of it.
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This is a normal post I'm amazed by the number of people who will believe in some sort of hidden illuminati.
Yet in plain sight we have pig ignorant middle Americans being brainwashed by Fox News, British working classes being brainwashed by the Sun and the Times, and Indian subcontinentals being told what to think by Star Asia. All of which are controlled by one megalomaniac Ausralian/ American. Who never mentions the House of Saud in any of his media outlets....
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 22:08, , Reply)
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Maybe because the Saudis are the second biggest investor in the Murdoch empire.

Funny that.
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This is a normal post Napoleon Dynamite's friend Pedro cleans up well.

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This is a normal post thats pretty bad

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This is a normal post It's not the right one
... it's a plant
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This is a normal post Haha
I feel pretty sorry for it though
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This is a normal post You can't blame anyone for shit trees
just because it is Christmas.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
A tree is for life
Not just for Christmas
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This is a normal post They ran the same article last year is what I think.
Probably the year before too. And the year before that.
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This is a normal post grim lol

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This is a normal post A local pub a few years ago reused the dried out, knackered tree from the year before...
and donated the money they would have spent on it and its decorations to a homeless charity. However, the signage explaining the decision went missing so everyone just thought they were being lazy/tight and drank elsewhere over the festive period.

Maybe this lot should say that this is what they're doing.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think ours was worse.
I have to assume the Fail run the same story every year.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1091209/The-town-miserable-Christmas-tree-Britain-plus-worlds-expensive.html
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This is a normal post Its the little tree that could.

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This is a link post Barrettine Methylated Spirit 500ml
Another set of Amazon review japes... Barrenttine Methylated Spirit - for the seasoned drinker... apologies if GC.
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This is a normal post It is, but it's always welcome.

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This is a normal post drink Barrettine, only 0.50 cal per shot

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This is a link post hilarious spoof of far right loon
So brilliantly written; the complete over the topness of it all.

This is satire at its very best!
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This is a normal post Jesus wept

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This is a normal post The comments tho...
I especially liked the one about carying a bible with your gun so that after you gun down a terrorist you can explain the New Testament to him outlining how it's all loveydovey and non-violent unlike their dirty belief system...
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This is a normal post Ah the same fox moron
Who was egging on that arsewipe who confidently stated that Birmingham, and Paris were no-go Muslim Areas.
I'd recognise that piss poor botox job anywhere
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This is a normal post She is looking good for her age (?) but I think there is something funny there, probably more than botox.

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This is a normal post Are you suggesting witchcraft?

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This is a normal post Ah yes, that's the scientific term, thanks.

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This is a normal post the static expression of plastic fantastic

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This is a normal post merkins deserve Trump..
Trump for pres!!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really funny
thanks.
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This is a normal post Why is she hectoring me?
Thundercunt
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This is a normal post Death to America!

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This is a link post Weird Weird West - Professor Elemental I made this!
Hello chums.
Sorry. I've only bloody gone and made another Professor Elemental video. This one's a big ol' steampunk western though, so that's nice.

If you like the previous ones, chances are you might get on with this.
I rather hope you do.

Cheers n' all that.

Moog
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This is a normal post Yay!
Didn't recognise Steam Powered Giraffe without their stage makeup.

Rather spiffing video as always.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great song
Highly confusing video. *likes*
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This is a normal post How very fancy!
That's definitely the good stuff. I'm rather disappointed I missed the indiegogo thang for Ape Quest.
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This is a normal post Splendid!
Have some tea.
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This is a normal post Robert Service meets Bob Dylan meets ... something, something something
clicked
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This is a normal post Blimey...
How did any of you get anything done with Kato flouncing about?
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This is a link post Who's up for some splashback? NSFW I made this!
The phantom shitter gets splashback! Everyone has encountered the phantom before, usually in the office, sometimes in the pub, the park, your mums house..... he's everywhere... share your stories!
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This is a normal post Is this the same as the one you posted in October?

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nope this is part 2.... splashback
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This is a normal post No.

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you love a bit of splashback
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This is a link post BBC news presenter
calls Tyson Fury a dickhead. (kind of)
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This is a normal post I love how pre-meditated that is
Though it had to said about that guy
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This is a normal post He didn't call him a dickhead.
He called him a dick head. There was a definite, deliberate pause there, just to ram it home. Class.
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This is a link post Nice (if a bit silly) transformer animation
Wait for it!
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This is a normal post Excellent :D

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This is a normal post Hah!
I like that
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This is a normal post Very good!

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This is a normal post so were all the people inside crushed to death then shat out?

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This is a normal post Ploptimus Prime!

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This is a normal post good stuff

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This is a normal post Glasscock
Was on the popular page a few days back. Whoever posted that one didn't give away the punchline
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This is a link post irish wether forecastyr

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This is a normal post SPANG!

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This is a normal post hexagonal stop signs in Oirlaaand

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This is a normal post Yes.

A big bag of yes.
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This is a link post Charity Starts At Home I made this!
We made a sitcom, it's four episodes long and first two are now online. It's about a charity run from a spare room. This is the first episode. It's just over 10 minutes long.
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This is a normal post For what it's worth, I think it's definitely got potential
The problem I see is that 10 minutes is a very short time to establish each individual character, and a comedy like this has got to have really strong characterisation to drive the LOLs.

You could just throw some more "jokes" in there, but since watching Detectorists I'm less of a fan of overt jokes, as such.

Well done, and I especially like the old geezer.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
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Hey, sorry, I failed to see this reply, thanks for watching and the feedback - heartening!
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This is a normal post Yup, the older fella is excellent.
I liked it. Having seen early Mitchell and Webb, and Lucas and Walliams, I'd say keep at it.

Mr Mann's right about the characters, especially about their strength driving the humour.

I'm going to watch the rest, so something's working.

edit: maybe I'll stop at the second one. Something's not working.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 20:23, , Reply)
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Thank you! Very kind of you to watch and reply, glad you enjoyed. Will be releasing episode 3 and 4 on Friday so I hope that that'll get it working again
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This is a link post Syrian Mojo NSFW I made this!
A quick and dirty lunchtime response to George Osborne, that is fast being removed from all sharing sites, because I don't understand the concept of fair use.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post did he honestly say that?
that is tragic in so many ways
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been trying to find a direct quotation
Because it appears The Herald headline may have squashed two sentences together. He may have been saying (and I don't know because I've not found a full transcript) "Because we're so economically great we've got our mojo back and now we can do things like bomb Syria" which is slightly different. But he definitely used the word "mojo".
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This is a normal post Its really not hard to find.
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-12-07/-britain-has-got-its-mojo-back-osborne-tells-u-s-audience
He appears to be suggesting that the fact that the UK voted to bomb Syria last week, whereas in 2013 parliament voted against bombing Syria, is proof that we have got our mojo back. He doesn't seem to want to mention that in 2013 he and Dave wanted to bomb Assad and co., and now we're bombing an entirely different faction of that shitstorm. That doesn't matter. The important thing is we're having a go and getting stuck in and bombing Syria generally. If we'd bombed Assad two years ago IS would be much bigger in the region. But you seem a bit STWC to me, and they're even more cuntish than Osborne.
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This is a normal post Thanks
For letting me know how I seem to you. And to feeling strongly enough about it to post it twice.

I don't really have enough information to form an opinion about you, based on a couple of internet comments, I'm afraid.
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This is a normal post Really not tough to find.
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-12-07/-britain-has-got-its-mojo-back-osborne-tells-u-s-audience
He appears to be suggesting that the fact that the UK voted to bomb Syria last week, whereas in 2013 parliament voted against bombing Syria, is proof that we have got our mojo back. He doesn't seem to want to mention that in 2013 he and Dave wanted to bomb Assad and co., and now we're bombing an entirely different faction of that shitstorm. That doesn't matter. The important thing is we're having a go and getting stuck in and bombing Syria generally. If we'd bombed Assad two years ago IS would be much bigger in the region. But you seem a bit STWC to me, and they're even more cuntish than Osborne.
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This is a normal post Really not tough to find
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-12-07/-britain-has-got-its-mojo-back-osborne-tells-u-s-audience
He appears to be suggesting that the fact that the UK voted to bomb Syria last week, whereas in 2013 parliament voted against bombing Syria, is proof that we have got our mojo back. He doesn't seem to want to mention that in 2013 he and Dave wanted to bomb Assad and co., and now we're bombing an entirely different faction of that shit storm. That doesn't matter. The important thing is we're having a go and getting stuck in and bombing Syria generally. If we'd bombed Assad two years ago IS would be much bigger in the region. But you seem a bit STWC to me, and they're even more cunt ish than Osborne.
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This is a normal post Odd turn of phrase
But he's right, we should have been bombing ISIS for bloody ages.
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This is a normal post the voice of reason enters the fray

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This is a normal post the voice of Elvis letters the day

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This is a normal post Shame he wanted us to bomb the other side
A couple of years ago.
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This is a normal post Britain has always been at war with Eastasia

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This is a normal post By the way
When do you think we should have started bombing ISIS, exactly?
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This is a normal post Just about the start of the "Arab Spring"

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This is a normal post In 2011
When Daesh didn't exist until 2013/4. Good plan. Well thought-through.
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When the Daily Fail said so.
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This is a normal post Every time someone says that...
...I imagine a teacher in a playground taking a penny chew off the school bully and handing it back to the rightful owner.
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This is a normal post Great stuff.

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This is a normal post You have to admit, ye cannae beat a good s'plosion

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Surely parodying war is illegal by now?
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This is a link post Hithikers theme - eagles
Thanks to the reddit link down there I've discovered that the hitchikers theme is actually an eagles track... well I never
edit: it appears I've got a lishp in the title
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This is a normal post I have clicked I like this because I like this

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This is a normal post I clicked like because I like this

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This is a normal post I clicked 'Like' on this
because I like that you liked and clicked 'like' on this.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I licked the screen
might have misread something somewhere.
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This is a normal post /talk

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I clicked because I like this, it's really good
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This is a normal post I did not click I like this
because it said eagles but there are no eagles I do not like this.
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This is a normal post I never knew.
And I've always loved that theme. I'm into this too. God, I need to score some weed and have a weekend of 70s stoner music.
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JOURNEY OF THE SORCEROR, mate. JOURNEY OF THE SORCEROR.....
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This is a normal post I think this is the first
thing I've clicked that I like as I have just discovered after many tears that you have to be logged in to see the "I like this" button!
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This is a link post Live And Let Die Milk advert.
Prompted by seeing Daniel Craig in two adverts before Spectre, giving him the status of a performing monkey. But as my mate recalled, it was ever thus - this was before Live And Let Die on his first ever visit to the cinema.
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That must win the worst milk based advert from a shit film franchise.



Oh wait..
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This is a normal post Which one's the regular Mr Matey?

(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 16:57, , Reply)
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I am sure there is a Matey tie in also, it is not like Trek Wars films to shun a product tie in.
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This is a normal post something somtething catering something

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This is a normal post that is hilariously incongruous

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This is a normal post I particularly like the way everyone is drinking out of identical glasses.

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This is a link post Republican (Loony) Party loves their guns NSFW
so this guy is shopping in dildo pics to replace them!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could replace the politicians with dildos, no one would notice.

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This is a normal post Well, they are known for shafting people, ey readers?!?!?!?!?

(, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post and their job is to be appealing to cunts.

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This is a normal post heh!

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This is a link post "It’s a beautiful behaviour where they like the smell of their own faeces"
cockroach science
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cockroach science TALK
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This is a link post Amazingly not fucking shitty magnets!
Very powerful yet small magnets do some strange things when you mess with them!

the comments get better as it goes along.
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Fucking Magnets...
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