I Just got one of these....
h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/au/en/sm/WF06b/321957-321957-64295-3955552-3955552-3935157-3948576.html?jumpid=reg_R1002_AUEN

This makes me way cool.

That is all.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)

Description?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)

ginger, green eyes, likes long walks in the park and candlelit dinners for two

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)

What are your tits like?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)

long and saggy with a slight smell of rotting beef

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)

Sounds too good to be true

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:13, archived)

im the man you'll never be

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:15, archived)

Terrible bullying:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)

don't worry mykey she will only delete this thread in a minute or two

( mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)

i probably will now youre contaminating it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)

you will anyway, you can't help yourself, you are addicted to deleting threads

( mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)

as you are addicted to trolling me
d/r rule one
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)

I read your sig
as the answer. It would have been far cooler.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)

I'm going to download windows 7 and have a play with it this morning
I quite like vista, It's useless in the working environment because none of our older programs run on it though. I have set up a few networks on it for home use and to be honest i am a fan. (as long as you turn off UAC in control panel).
Nice laptop
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)

I read your name as 'Cooch' then
*blinks*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:13, archived)

I chose the XP "Downgrade" myself.
Fuck vista. Heard too many bad reports.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)

Most people just hate change
You have probably done the right thing downgrading, they should send you the Vista disc so you can always chuck it on later
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)

Oh, you've HEARD things
That's much better than trying it out for yourself.
( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)

*raises handbag*
oooh get her!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)

OH NOES!
I HAS BEEN GOT!!!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:37, archived)

doood
you were so told
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)

I was determined to keep XP before I got my new lappy
but I love Vista now.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)

I quite like Vista
It's nicer than XP.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)

Hello SPN
I need a shit now.
Goodbye SPN
EDIT I use XP too. Vista will not work with some of my important stuff.
I don't mind change, I do mind stuff that don't facking work though.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)

i can play the ps3 and watch telly whilst sitting on the toilet
THIS makes me way cool
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)

Threeway eh?
Interesting...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

Fucking hell
www.b3ta.com/questions/tramps/post471605

The QOTW is about homeless people and they still managed to crowbar lolsex lies in.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)

i do sex you do sex we all do sex

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)

except for bob todd

( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)

well yer, and me because im too youngs!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)

What here? Now?
Well ok then... *slips off the leather trousers*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)

That's legless though
him and apeloverage tell ALL the best lies on QOTW
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)

It's not even a good lie.
I heard that joke years ago and it's also in Austin Powers.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)

hello you hunky lump of aussie man
you are great, did i ever tell you that? that you are great, i must of, if i didn't let me tell you now, you are great
( mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)

Shucks mongy.
Truth be known, I pale in comparison when compared to a man like you.
Fucking miss you mate.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'm off to work.
Bye.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:25, archived)

Bye

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:27, archived)

You've forgotten your sandwiches,
AGAIN.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)

I really don't see why I bother making you a healthy lunch everyday, I really don't.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:42, archived)

He only throws it at passing children

( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:51, archived)

I suppose I'd better go to work...
*puts on lederhosen*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:49, archived)

well that's just ABSOLUTELY TYPICAL of you
( vladimir, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:51, archived)

SexFace is quite fat.
Quite, quite fat.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 6:35, archived)

It's glandular
Tasty tasty glans, mmm
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 6:58, archived)

I heard that SexFace does like a bit of cock.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 6:59, archived)

I've been to the toilet four times this morning already
I'm never having mexican food again.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:05, archived)

Brilliant. Thanks for that.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:13, archived)

SHARING IS GOOD
Also I thought this thread was worthy of this sort of shit.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:14, archived)

I'm so bored I've resorted to trolling stickam.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:21, archived)

Cocksocks
Anyone about? I'm bored. Ideally I'd like to upset or offend someone.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)

HI DAVE!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)

Hello. You're no good, you don't get upset at my games.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

I'll try though Dave.
For you. ¦;¬D
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)

GNOMES ARE RUBBISH

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

YOU FUCKING DISPICABLE BASTARD
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL SOMEONE WHAT IS AND ISN'T RUBBISH. YOU FUCKING PRICK FUCK YOU.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:37, archived)

Was that good dewd?
Oh man that felt tight. Was it good?

Don't read this out of context.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:37, archived)

It was RUBBISH.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL SOMEONE WHAT IS AND ISN'T RUBBISH. YOU FUCKING PRICK FUCK YOU.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:44, archived)

I've resorted to Omegle lulz

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:53, archived)

OH COME ON, SOMEONE.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)

SAMMEH! LIVIN'ALIE!
img.4chan.org/b/src/1246587246239.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:26, archived)

you can upset me if you like coz I'm off to work now

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:30, archived)

Does this work over here?
#this
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)

Weird shit.
If you put something after # it sets up a link to search for it over on board.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)

No it doesn't.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:57, archived)

Yer it does queefy.
www.b3ta.com/board/9559599
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)

OMG 10 MILLIONTH POST ON BOARD NOT FAR AWAY...IT'D BE AWESOME IF A /TALKER GOT IT OMG

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)

Tell BM.
10m GET!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:25, archived)

Dave, you parents had no imagination.
And the fact that you have chosen to remain with the name "Dave" illustrates a genetic trait of low imagination.

Now that I have pissed you off, defile my family friendly image filters.

www.zettix.com/3d-filter/

www.zettix.com/anim-gif/
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:05, archived)

Michael Owen
One minute he's off to Hull, the next minute he's going to Manchester United. I can't believe Fergie wants him.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)

Fergie told Carlos "Find me a broken down baby-faced assassin"

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)

He coaches the reserves doesn't he?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)

arsessitant manager

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:23, archived)

Footlawl.

( Ttssattsr, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

He's been 'linked' with United.
Linked with United by the people who wrote the article about him being linked with United. It doesn't mean much at the minute.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)

What the shit does this mean?
"RAM Failure on data bits xxxx of high byte of memory bus"

And how do I fix it, please, /talk.

The computer randomly freezes; either within startup, or 4 hours into browsing. No pattern yet. This has happened for two weeks, and the beep code isn't at every startup, but the computer always freezes.

Alternative: How is your internet speed?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)

It means you're a shit cunt

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)

I just realised who you are.
I doubly support my first statement,
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)

OHH IRELAND!
Always BULLYING.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

Not always.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)

This supports my Law of Shit:
Shit Dullards change username often.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)

you have been viewing too much porn

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

you need to download a special program called "bonzibuddy"

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)

Shame it went out of business in 2005

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)

SAY IT AIN'T SO

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)

faulty memory chip

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)

Dya know where the difference lies in the 'high byte' and 'low byte' bit?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)

irrelevant
go here

www.crucial.com/uk/systemscanner/index.aspx

find out what you need and buy new stuff. Much cheaper than trying to fault find a dodgy chip
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)

Oh, awsome, thanks
Though I'm probably going to demand a new one. They sent it back like this
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

2am
*sings obscure KLF song*

hows it/they hanging?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

Let's make it more like 4chan and get one of the b3tan ladies to take their top off.
Previous form suggests it'll be Moohalaa. But we always live in hope.
As in, I hope it's Friz.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

Ah
you see I have a problem with the chans. at least since that day I decided to check them all out one by one starting at 1chan and stopping rather quickly at 12.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

I can't go back to sleep
Just woke up and am working at 4.40 so I thought I might as well come on here till then
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

WATCHOO SMACKIN' 'BOUT, WILLIS?
www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a163188/colemans-wife-arrested-for-domestic-violence.html
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

LINKS YOU FUCKING SPAZTARD
oh its you. lol @ midgets.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)

Atleast he's not dead.

( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

For some reason
I thought Gary Coleman was dead.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

Meh.
Boiler is leaking on my stuff again. Getting chased by moths and daddy-long-legs. Sweaty legs.

I'm in a trough moment right now
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

Aphids. I've never seen so many fucking aphids in my life.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

Blegh
Anything with more than four legs can bugger off
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)

Well
Tarantulas are nice!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

spider is not nice
spider is KILL KILL KILL IT WITH HAMMERS time
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

friz
you may be a big cheeked fat bastard but i love you man. even though you come across like you came from a private school.

if you could make love to a b3tan which one would it be.

exluding JMG
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

None of them.
B3tans aren't attractive.

Frankly, I'd sooner stick my knob in a cold kebab. Even it it had been dropped on the pavement.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

I think there's one.
Hold on. I forget the name..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

Are you sure?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

Is it Baldmonkey?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

i did see ONE girl from a b3ta bash who looked nice
I think she was called Jessie
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

That's Moohalaa.
He's a Jessie.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

man, the old school b3tans, they used to be totally hot.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)

they still are actually.
god i fancy them.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

I think that sexyness in b3tans skips a generation
like baldness. The next generation will be hot again. We just have to gas these cunts and we'll have realised hitler's dream.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

i read about hitlers dreams,
they were quite poo-based.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

^^^!^!^!^!^!!!11^^^^!^!^!^^
this.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

And I'm not going to lie, I'd fuck Baroness, furiously. Assuming I was able to find my penis *strains*

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

She sent me some pictures for my birthday
I was very pleased
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

*wipes brow*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

I've banned him from Gazzing me.

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

gonzo

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

My meat is firmly in my hand now

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

i would you,
but you know,
i mean,
god,
you'd destroy me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

I'm getting so horny now that I may need to film myself so that I can have a recursive wank

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

i had a wank that was so good once,
i collected all the sperm up and shoved it down my cock so i could do it again.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

you can pull it out like string

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

you've seen my clown act?
5 handerchiefs tied together doesn't half make you wince
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

link pls

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

I can't hold a camera at the same time

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

when you do that you have to select the right straw
capri sun is best but you have to be careful not to use the pointy end
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

What the jesus cock is this

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

x x x

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

PRIVATELY SCHOOLED, EH?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

BLAZERS AND TIES

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

i had them, that doesn´t make you posh.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

I'd like to say all of them
But my mum and brother are b3tans too. So all but 2.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)

I'll do them for you if you like

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

Go for it.
She's going Spain next week. You should follow her. Here's a list of her turn ons.

Bald men
Thick rimmed glasses
Men who can play strange instruments.
Bright/loud coloured shirts.

She doesn't ask for much, bless her.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)

Something GLORIOUS nearly happened.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/glorious.jpg
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

Does that from time to time.
At the top of the hour.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

Aww. I thought they'd deleted all the shit posts from /talk.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

I think that happens when every user on b3ta has ignored you

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

What's the most challenging wank material you've ever used?
I was bored one night in an expense payed hotel and a bit randy and there was a jack the rtipper film on telly, it was shit but there was this one scene where jack the ripper starts raping this girl and she's crying and he keeps saying "lovely, lovely, lovely" and staring maniacly.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

Mrbongo wanks to rape.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

you read the post!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

Sir Sand Goblin said what I did.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

I bet you were having a wank thinking about me wanking over rape
which is even worse
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

i was having a wank over thinking about you raping someone.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

I'm already ahead of you here
and am having a wank over you doing that
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

hold on i haven't even got my nob out yet!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

It'd be worse if I was wanking over a rape as it happened thinking about you wanking over rape.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

It was only simulated and she did have her norks out

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

officer.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

*clicks*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

Yes, let's make it official.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

I just clicked

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

there was this,
thing, with the, you know. yeah. well it didn't work.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

That sounds like Frenzy
which has fuck all to do with Jack The Ripper.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:34, archived)

Who do you think will be the next b3tan to have a public wobble?
Come on. Place your bets.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

Fuck off cunt

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

bongo!
BONGO!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

alan titchmarsh

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

One of the countless idiots who dump inane, poorly-phrased rubbish in a new thread then are surprised when people don't react positively.
There will be the usual whining about "cliques", but it's nothing but a futile attempt to deny the fact that as an end-user, they are 100% responsible for any problems they encounter on this forum.

In short: no-one worthwhile.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

I could start a really shit thread now if you like
Everyone hates my lolwacky threads
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

I might. But actual public, not online public.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

Chin up Pet!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Is this all /talk politics again?
I have been away for a couple days and it is like an episode of lost again...

erm....JMG to wobble?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

It'll probably be MY fault, whomever it is.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

why, who has had a wobble today?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

JOKE ONE
Awooga. What a rush. Right. Yeah, I got my notes here just in case I completely forget what I'm fucking saying. So, how are we all? Are we all good? Excellent, excellent.

Right, like, I was sort of rehearsing earlier. It is an absolute fucking pleasure to be here in despite the fact that my heart is currently going nineteen to a dozen and I feel like I'm about to take my driving test. Which I failed three times in a row. However, I- the last time I maintain it wasn't my fault.

I like to maintain- thanks there- I like to maintain- God, that's fucking distracting.

I like to maintain that it wasn't actually my fault. It was actually the fact that the OAP stepped out in front of me. And the fact that the driving examiner was actually y-

Are you fucking filming? You bastard. Oh for God's sakes. Anyway, urm.

I like to maintain that it wasn't my fault. It was in fact the fault of the driving examiner in that she didn't get there with the dual controls quick enough. That, and she was a frustrated Daily Mail reading bitch queen man-hating whore from hell. But, so it goes so.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I'm not reading it.
I'll just assume this is shit. Someone inform me if I'm wrong.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

JOKE TWO
Wait a sec, so, I asked how you-we all were earlier. And, you know, you all obviously responded in the positive. But the answer that you never expect- which admittedly, I've never got- but you live in hope and you don't turn round and say "Actually Jim, I've just been bumraped by a tramp". Yes, I know that's gross humour but, any porn in a storm, right. Especially tramps.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I cannot be fucked to transcribe any more

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

please do,
me and the doveston just did a cover version of it, live in the front room, him on guitar.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

What is he talking about mr goblin?
He's gone all rigby
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

it is the transcript from the stand up comedy routine
of the ever popular piston-broke
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

Is there a link?
Do I want a link?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

no, you do not want a link.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

www.jamescartercomedy.com
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

Was it actually a joke or is it for real?
I'm confused
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

Serious comedy this.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

It is confusing
I can't tell if he's being ironic and being shit at it or if he's a shit comedian. Either way I just wish it would stop.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

HE TRIED HIS BEST STOP BULLYING THE POOR BOY
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

thank you thank you
I have wanted to see this since it was posted and then he pulled it off youtube.

what a fucking train wreck.

comedy mould.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

with every part you do a little bit of you dies

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

and i do mean the littlest bit wink wink

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

SO NOT HIS FACE THEN

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

LOL!!!

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

NOW I SEE!
It's the James Carter comedy gold.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

:(

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

He needs to break the text up a little if he wants us to read all that.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

THANK YOU FRIZ.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

I BET I LOST INTEREST QUICKEST

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I watched it all :(

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

I also watched it all.
I feel scarred.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

i watch it all every day before work,
to motivate me to do better.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

*tumbleweed*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

all that rubbish lol
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

Tell you what, let's fill up the popular page with posts that say nothing but "lol".
I'll start.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Well that went well.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Nobody likes you.
Stop being so bitter.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Quick, post a Yahoo! news link and make everything alright.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

Print out 1000 pictures of your face coloured green
/ac
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

how many times did you have to watch that video to get all of this out of it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

That's the first 45 seconds
If anybody could transcribe more, that'd be excellent. I just... it's just..


...


.. I can't. I can't watch anymore.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

This, coming from someone who thinks caps = wit.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

Trilbies are funnier

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

I realise it is the first bit, but, really, why?
why do it at all?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

I've just got home.
I am a barmaid extraordinaire.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

I couldn't be arsed readin that
Skip to the end?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

In the two minutes it has taken me
to go to the kitchen and make a sandwich, a tiny spider has crafted a web over my coffee mug. Industrious little bugger...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

does the spider have anything interesting to contribute?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

I bet it has an opinion on the heat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

is it missing a leg?
draw a picture of it, you might be able to pay your bills.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

Considering my bills
a small army of spiders may be required.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

The best kind of vegetarian sausages..
..are the ones made with the freshest vegetarian.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Feel the ultimate medieval thrill
as you ride your own choice of hog to market.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

:(

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

made with the freshest vegetarian that can push furthest into my bumhole.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

oh man!
you should do stand up!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Nah
i think i'd rather do stand up and walk away.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Maybe
Stand up and sit down. Rest those feet.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

I want to sex you

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

lol baby oil

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

I see what you did there.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

I bet you have a direct bloodline to Eric Morecambe

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

this is just asking for trouble ...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7520225.stm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

I say we just feed all the orange ones to the nonces.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

just reading about schoolgirls has given me a semi.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

just reading about you getting a semi has killed my erection

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

i can chop it off for you!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

I saw this on the news the other day
You should see some of the orange minge that gets on our trains. Half fare pass in one hand, breezer in the other. Fucking grim. I'll try and get you some underage flap shots tomorrow night. I'm doing the last Leeds to Ilkley - hordes of posh totty, albeit young enough to be your grand children. You'll love it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

send them to roaneah
he molests children
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

Whats that you say?
Roaneah has sex with children?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

that's right, roaneah is a maggot-willied shitcunt child molester

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

It would probably be illegal to suggest that Neil Simpson, also known as Roaneah, has sex with children
So I won't
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

You are Piston_Broke
aicmfp
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

Has Piston deleted himself from the internet?
Haven't seem him in some time, or does he have an alias now?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

He is jim_bob.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

www.jamescartercomedy.com/
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

Fantastic, I may hire him.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

So you can evacuate a shop in an emergency, without causing undue panic to the public?
Good plan.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

I have a summer ball coming up in August.
I wonder how well he'll get on in front of 200 or so drunk office folk?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

*Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
He can't actually be taking it seriously?!
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

it's, er, not his site
it's a fansite made by a b3tan
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

I want quotes from his stand up added to the website

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

can we get a transcript made?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

I tried making one
But after 2 minutes, I started typing something about working and playing and someone called Jack.

No idea where that came from.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

They should go with his first line
I can't remember what it was, just that it had a completely unecessary swear in it
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

i like the joke about the bears nest best.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

duurrr

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

Hahahaha!
Fucking hell.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

Aye Aye Inwhales!
Who's currently the object of your group hatred?
JMG is here, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

The gays.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

Why Red, why?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

It's AGAINST GOD.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Minorities.
DAMN THEM ALL, JMG.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

OH MY SWEET NOIT!
My throat's on fire tonight.
I feel I'm coming down with something that'd kill the average b3tan.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

Swine flu!

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Salad?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

Is it a treadmill?

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

Worried, JMG!
For two weeks in August, I'm teaching singing at a drama summer school with loads of 13-17 year olds.

The plan is to go through three songs; one from a musical, one with harmonies and one that can be sung acapella.

Any suggestions?
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

Baldmonkey's podcasts played to Jungle.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Imagine 25 kids singing "Baldmonkeystuff Podcaaaast"
Then all the sopranos harmonising "like a pieeee..." in C D# G harmony

Followed by all the bass section humming "made of sooooound".

It'd be awesome
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

Les Mis Les Mis Les Mis Les Mis Les Mis Les Mis

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Let's be honest here, it's the best musical.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

I'm off to see it on Saturday

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Ooh! Master of the House would be good for ensemble
Because then "I never thought I'd meet a prince" bit could be a solo.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

frigging in the rigging

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

Abduct Bono and make him cough up the songs from the new Spiderman stage show.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

If Bono's writing it, it'll have three chords
I could probably guess the tunes
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

People who are just too AWESOME for /talk to handle.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

I've won awards.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

MICHAEL FUCKING OWEN

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

He has a brochure.
Think of the PLC!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

WE DON'T WANT FUCKING SCOUSERS AT OLD TRAFFORD JMG

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

YOU'LL HAVE A SCOUSE FORWARDLINE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

they'll sell all the trophies and use the proceeds to buy shell suits and bling

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

hur hur hur,
man united, hur hur.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

reminds me of that joke with the queen, asking her husband who fergie is,
and he says, um, he says "you know, it's that man you knighted" hahahaHAHAHAHAHA oh yeah.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

look at me, I'm contributing!
www.b3ta.com/board/9558281
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

QUEEN YEAH

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

Emos.
What is the plural of an emo, anyway? Emoes? Emo's? Emos?

Fucking emotionals. They've had far too much of my attention.
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Put them on a ferry to Aberdeen, I say.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

Lesmahagow is my preferred Scottish emo-town of choice.

( hoifbjifbef, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

'Cunts'

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

I like your style.

( hoifbjifbef, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

I hate no-one.
The Japanese have taken over my football club, JMG, and our new chairman is Roy Gardner, ex Man Utd chairman.

This is good news.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

Good luck on this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

I feel it will be needed.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

forriners

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Im just here to annoy you

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

As are most of the people here, then.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

It's true, we only come here to upset you.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

It's working.
:((((
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

You've failed.
Try harder.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

fuck you

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

That's not irritating, that's just sad :(

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

Ok errrr
Your mum has a huge cunt
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

No, you just have an abnormally small penis.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

Go on then

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

i'm not annoyed

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

You can never annoy me.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

*snaps off you penis*

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

CUNT!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

OH HAI

( weaver., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

I'd just like to add that I think Roanwah is a prick.
Before going to bed to gleefully masturbate.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

Video it
PLEEEEEEEASE
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

COMEDY ACCOUNT EXPOSED
You're so obviously doing that.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

haha, yes, he is a shitcunt and he has a tiny maggot willy and he makes wank videos

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

Everytime you touch yourself
a pop star dies.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

Wank away balders
we need to free the world from the evil of pop
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

i'm going to bed to, imagine that
but i agree, but i like hearing about it all, flounce soon
( mongychops, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

You know when you are sleep deprived when...
Your electric fan starts talking to you in a Jamaican accent.

Today at 10:30am I get, "Is he gon' get up? Naw, he gowan' back down. Aw, back up? Naw, down."

Help.... Me....
( hoifbjifbef, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

Hey mon
Dis jamacon accent thing has you really trippin
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

no.
freak.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)