Mornin' all...
Didn't really have opportunity yesterday to say I'm back. Managed to get extra phoneline and wire MY PC up to internet. So not forced to use crappy Win98 w/IE to access web.

So what all you folk up to? I'm busy checking my bank accounts online, to make sure I have as much money as I should have...
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)

I'm busy checking the spyware
that's feeding me data from your pc.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

Yeah, good luck finding it
because I'm going to take the numbers off my PC
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

So that it doesn't say
486 on the front ?
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

What is this
a geek handbag fight?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

No,
it's a mating ritual.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

Aloha Stitch!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)

Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

Leave my mother out of this!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

A fan !
Good man.... or lady.... or thing.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

It is a fantastic film.
Although this may be because I know too many people who bear a striking resemblance (personality-wise) to Stitch :S
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)

My ex was Lilo.
One and the same I swear.

Edit. It is a fantastic film.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

*detaches egg sac*
*awaits fertilisation*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

*swims back and forth*
*fertilizies*
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

*uses RTC's credit card to buy porn, hookers and prescription medicines on t'internet*
*credit card company don't notice a difference in spending habits*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

Actually...
They've already blocked my card twice before, after a couple of heavy web spending sprees (entirely on DVDs and books, honest) presuming my card to have been stolen.

So I had to sit down and confirm a list of about 20 online DVD stores as being geniune payments by me.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)

You've got to be going some
to mimic the spending sprees of a 1337 H4X0R!

Well done, that man!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

Amazon
Is anyone an Amazon affiliate? (or what ever they are called) with a link on their site I can click. I'm about to make an order and decided to give someone the chance of some free pennies from Amazon...
( Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:41, archived)

We don't want your filthy money!
Stick it up your arse!

/Geldof
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:50, archived)

*dresses in black*

*smashes a few car windows*
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:55, archived)

Once you leave us
are you going to come to any bashes?

Just so we can make sure you're as much of a cunt in real life as you are on the board.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

Hmm,
I dunno.

/cuntishly non-committal
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)

I will probably be one
in about a fortnight, not that that is any use right now.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

I now have purply black hair
instead of my usual red.


I don't think I recognise me.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:40, archived)

Who's that?
Eh? She looks vaaaaaguely familiar...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)

Wasn't she in that film, or TV show....?

(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

I dyed my hair green once.
That is all.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:43, archived)

You mean you're not bald??
It's all been LIES?!?

*huffs*
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

I'm artificially bald.
And sometimes I'm not.
Generally through laziness.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:46, archived)

Well
that's all bloody right then ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

YES! IT FUCKING WELL IS,
ISN'T IT!

:p
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)

I.
Should. Bloodywell. Think. So.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

I did that,
using spray-on colour. It looked uncannily like someone had taken a can of spray paint to my head. Then, it all flaked out over the course of the evening, like so much radioactive dandruff.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

I tried dying my hair black when I was 16
it went light grey with pink highlights.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:47, archived)

Argh!
Bum the goth!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

*squints*
Pfft!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

Last day! Woo!
Anyone like a cake?
*distributes concept of virtual cakes to the board*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)

*takes concept of virtual cake and runs with it*

Nice icing between the layers... hint of salt... what is it?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)

It would have been man-spooge but, due to UK censorship laws,
I had to substitute icing sugar.

/ruins the joke
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

Joke?


/enjoying cake
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

Bucake?
Hmm, that's not as funny as I'd hoped.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

Buccake might have worked better

But it doesn't.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

I'll chalk this one up to experience.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

Poke?

/enjoying cock.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

*eats virtual cake*
*becomes virtually sick*
I shall say hi and bye in this post (bloody work, rrraaarrgh)
I would like to say that it has been a pleasure conversing with you, but I hate to lie ;)

seriously though, good luck with the new job and see you again soon. ttfn
( just mike, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

Fuck off.
;¬)
Cheers mate, take care!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

I love you.
Don't leave me.
*sobs*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

I'll be right here...
*touches glowing fingertip to baldmonkey's glowing willytip*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)

Ahhhhh.
*sniffs*
*manages a weak smile*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)

Noooo don't go :'(
I shall genuinely miss you. Come back soon!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

As if I could stay away!
No crying, now, it's unbecoming of a man of your stature.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

'Ning.
I don't care for virtual or conceptual cake right now, it requires too much thinking at a time of the morning that I'm least disposed to actually using my brain. I'll have a cup of tea if there's one going though.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

How about something that's almost, but not entirely, unlike tea?
*hands over, with the power of the asterisk*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

Sniff.
We shall miss you.

As it's your last day, I think we should give your arse a pounding you will never forget. That way every time you sit down you will thing of us.

*starts mixing up large batch of sand and lube*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

Fortunately,
I went to bed with a bottle of slow release lube up my jacksie, for just such an eventuality.

You may enter when ready*.

*May this be my last ever Star Trek quote.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)

Aww
How strange. We shall miss you :)

Whenever you eat black pudding I demand you think of us ;)

And yes please, I'd love some cake!
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

Dekazer = congealed pig's blood
Okay.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

OI!
Dekazer AND Icklepeach = congealed pig's blood, thank you.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:29, archived)

this
Morning MM, why the last day-ness???

Morning Skinnykazer ;)
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)

I see you more as small blocks of pig fat,
if that's any consolation.

Last day at work today, so will be imposing a ban on b3ta whilst I settle into my new job, in an effort to seem hard working.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

i tried that
i lasted a week
( Fergburger, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)

'Ning you

( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)

I demand next time you eat any type of sausage
you thrust as much of it down your throat as possible whilst thinking of me.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)

Nah,
but everytime I wipe my arse, I shall think "Just like Uncle Fenris - soft, strong and long..."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)

With brown streaks?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)

I always thought that was his beard,
but now that you mention it...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:40, archived)

*looks up*
↑ that's romance.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)

Bloody cow orkers.
I have made the effort to get to work today, but two of my team have already phoned in to say they cant get here. Which is complete bollocks. Bastards.
( Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:03, archived)

I bet they phoned in on the way to Brighton

Is the weather nice in Londin too?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

At least you have the Blitz spirit.
Go out and loot something, in the name of tradition.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)

No! I'm the Pope.
'Ning you bunch of spack-outs, fucktards and bucket-fannied-trollops.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:47, archived)

*kisses ring*
Ning
( Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:48, archived)

*makes man-train*
Ning!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:48, archived)

*Makes
it a love triangle*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:58, archived)

'Ning
with regards to this - is your sister fit, and will she put out for money?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

She is lovely
but a little Rubenesque.

I'll start selling her off to the highest bidder but as you're a mate, you get first dibs.

How's you?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)

Not bad cheers mate
but my t'internet at work seems to be slower than G W Bush this morning :(
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

*spacks out*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:55, archived)

*spacks in*
just to be different
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:59, archived)

Hey you!
I did a picture of myself.
It's in my profile.
I demand that you look at it and then say "Ooh, that's good." even though it is shit because I can't draw.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:59, archived)

TFH:
what that picture gives me
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:03, archived)

Lick your monitor.
You know you want to.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:05, archived)

*stops wiping his cock on the monitor*
*licks it instead*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:09, archived)

*forwards post to HR*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

HR will just add that to the
ever increrasing pile of complaints about sexual harrasment and continued bennywanking that is already in my file.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

Fucking Hell!
NNNGGG!

*tends to graped squildo*


Mornorning, lovers.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

How do,
sexy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

*does Dance of the Seven Voles*

*tries to hide morning glory*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

It's spectacular.
Although not quite how I visualised you. I imagine you more as a comical monkey/Buddha cross. I OFTTEN THIHNK OF O MY KEYBARD IS SPACKING OUT AND IT IS ALL CMING OUT IN CAPS AND HALF THE KEYS AREN"T WRKING
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

Ha ha!
Spacky keyboard!
*points*
*derides*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)

Hello.

( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)

'ning.
Middle easterns with holdalls should probably avoid MTSs for a while...

edit: Xfm just played an ident they normally play, which is a montage of songs. At the very beginning, there are the lines
"Can you feel it?
Rocking the city?"

Bit of a mong up for a London radio station
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:14, archived)

MTS?
Sorry its early and I'm probably being stupid...

Ning
( Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)

Mass Transit Systems

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)

Yes.
They should. Everyone on my train this morning was looking around eyeing eachother suspiciously.
( Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:18, archived)

'Ning
I trust everyone is well?
( Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:50, archived)

Meh.
But on the plus side I can go out and get pissed tonight.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:51, archived)

I'm well
just trying to sort out my train travel today - I can get into London, but not from Euston to Liverpool St.

I would ideally want to stop in Milton Keynes (the first time anybody has said this I believe) and get the coach to Cambridge, but none of the trains seem to be stopping there...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:53, archived)

Its
still pretty quiet around here. I cant see many people coming into the office today though.

Just take the day off!
( Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:59, archived)

I am going to see the lovely Badger
and spend a very long weekend in Suffolk. I was supposed to be meeting him after work in Chelmsford.

It looks as though I will have to go to Cambridge and work my way to Sudbury from there.

Which means me going into Haverhill :/
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:02, archived)

milton keynes and
haverhill? Exciting!!

Oh, and congrats on your news with the lovely Badger.
( Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:06, archived)

Its Friday.
Thank. Fucking. God.

'ning.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:57, archived)

This ^

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:58, archived)

This ^
with knobs on.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:59, archived)

Not this
because I've done fuck all this week and hence today is no different to any other day.

*gloats*
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:01, archived)

shut it
student boy
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:02, archived)

I slept in
until 1pm today.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/625974
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:03, archived)

Your all gay.

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:25, archived)

Not true
I am poorly sick today:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:27, archived)

Arse.
Just got a message from my little sis in South Africa that she's left her husband of 9 years :-(

What's not going right with you today? Nowt serious I hope.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:34, archived)

Well its not pretty and its not fun
Up-chucking and the like....thank christ my flats so small, im never too far from the porcelain god!
I blame islamic extremists putting something in my food
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:36, archived)

Not vodka related is it?
:-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:36, archived)

I wish
Only had two glasses in the end!

curse you terrrrrrrorists!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:38, archived)

have you got plenty of water
and soft loo roll?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:46, archived)

Tell me again how loo roll will stop me vomiting?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:47, archived)

Plug your throat with it.
Works a treat.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:49, archived)

*gags*
*dies*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:52, archived)

*bums*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:52, archived)

*throws party wake*







:-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:53, archived)

oh
if only...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)

The loo roll
is for what will come after...

There's nothing that will stop you vomiting at the moment hon, though I always find a cold frozen bag of something (like ice or peas) on the back of the neck, makes me feel a bit better.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:51, archived)

Not today.
I'm busy getting the horn over Gwen Stefani at the moment.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:50, archived)

COR!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:54, archived)

I just can't seem to get the horn
due to her.

*tries*

*fails*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:57, archived)

am you made of STONE?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:58, archived)

Then I think
that you might have more luck with this.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:00, archived)

quick question...
im looking for the title of a program that will burn any avi/mpeg/ect. file to a DVD, preferably something that allows me to make chapters and stuff
(Cyrus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 5:32, archived)

Would you like it to make you a cup of tea
while it does it, too?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 5:47, archived)

that would be handy
wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it, wouldn't it, wouldn't it be funny
If a woman had a wooden tit
Wouldn't it be funny
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 5:48, archived)

um... no
i can do that while its burning....
(Cyrus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 6:05, archived)

Nero has a program in it's suite of apps that does it
NeroVision Express i think
( rawr isn't really here., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 6:24, archived)

Vso DivxtoDVD
It converts and automatically adds chapters etc.

/plug
(A bit Manchester, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:45, archived)

ok kids
i have a summer brief thing from my uni course which i have to do. its says something about the vernacular image whatever the fuck that is. basically i need to make a work involving found images.- ie actual photographic prints. and then you rework them/order them/crop them/add drawings whatever.

any ideas where i could get photographs from ? i was thinking of perhaps getting b3tans to send me some... grr i have no ideas for this project
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:26, archived)

thats a pretty cool idea
you know there is always flickr, everything is tagged to specific areas. i like to randomly search in there.

I suppose you will have to ask them nicly if you can use thier photos.
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:31, archived)

i need the actual photos though
which is the bit that is difficult
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:32, archived)

ah right like printed off.
you know, I would love to ask a photodevlopers if i could stay there and ask people if i can have any bad photographs. Put an ad in the local paper?
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:35, archived)

ooh
cool idea

i will also need to think of some kind of clever witty theme or something

thats what they like at art school
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:37, archived)

I love the stuff
at www.foundmagazine.com/ some ace random photos in there.
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:38, archived)

ooh
cool

i steal some of those ideas will check it out
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:40, archived)

glad to be of help
time for bed for me. I have to be up and kinda awake for a meeting at 11am.
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:42, archived)

This site is great for photos. Updated daily too, but I don't want anything bad to happen to the photographer or his images, amke sure you reference him properly young 'un.

Also,this dude is rather good.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:32, archived)

as i said i need the prints

( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:33, archived)

You want the actual prints, then want b3tans to rework them on their computers?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:36, archived)

i want b3tans to send me photos
through the mail and then i base my arty shite about said images
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:37, archived)

Why not take photos yourself?
>_<
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:39, archived)

too much hassle
+ i would only be letting myself down... as some mothers would say
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:43, archived)

could you not
bang them on a cd and get the local photo shop to print them and cheat a bit?
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:39, archived)

nothing quite like those old photographs
which look old and true.
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:40, archived)

teabag them? ;)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:41, archived)

your sir will amount to little

( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:43, archived)

*leaves.*
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:45, archived)

you sick sick little boy
meet me around back in 5 mins
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:45, archived)

*sets timer*
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:49, archived)

Ok kids
I'm finally getting round to writing my thesis/dissertation type thing.
For one section I need to sum up why they young are lured to the internet. Any ideas?
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:10, archived)

me

( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:14, archived)

*notes down*

( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:15, archived)

i guess for the advantages it has
i liked the personalisation of it. the idea you can have your own email adress/web page. and gain advantages over others via the knowledge gained from it. also msn is just plain useful. and if your parents are not computer aware anc such i suppose it gives you as a kids a fair bit of power and freedom.
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:18, archived)

Cool
escapism is particularly important. New identiy, a fresh start.

Getting book references for this is an arse. there is so much absolute shit writen about the internet.

Btw this was just to see if I have forgotten anything major.
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:22, archived)

teh pr0n

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:14, archived)

a classic.
I might put that in actually. I have to talk about kiddy porn later on in it, *shudder*
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:17, archived)

its full of fucking porn
and naughty cunting words, and shit animations
(smoglane!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:16, archived)

the first time i went on the interwebanet was to get some
andy warhol pictures for a crappy school project.
I dont think i knew what a nipple was in those days.
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:19, archived)

the aboves
and the fact that it's not policed...
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:18, archived)

you have to remember the socially inept kids
who make friends on the internet.



like me!
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:22, archived)

ahh yus, is faceless :)

ironicly have just watched napoleon dynamite :)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:26, archived)

heh indeed
I suppose this is true for teenagers who are always self conscious about so many things.
( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:29, archived)

Hence
Livejournal
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:32, archived)

This been mentioned? It tickled my wind chimes...forget where it's from
EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK WEEK II: KATIE HOLMES AND A JOKE ABOUT IF YOU WANT A SWEET OR NOT

The only thing lovelier than Katie Holmes is Katie Holmes waking you up in the morning with a 16-inch deep pan Super Supreme Meat Feast she's just ordered for breakfast as a "thank you" for letting her wee on you. Not that we're into that kind of thing -- we prefer stuffed-crust Hawaiians*.

*Not a euphemism for rent boys.
(Frooky, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)

i think i just realised
why i don't stay up till 2am on here
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:47, archived)

It's not 2am.


:p
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

we aim to please
Just consider it a public service
(Frooky, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:49, archived)

*falls in drunk*
*slumps in corner*
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

Interesting tatoo: NSFW*.

duly edited: may be a photo of a flange.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

*strokes beard"
very
( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

er.. marking this as NSFW is all well and good
but that's just porn
( rob, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

and badly wrapped porn at that

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:22, archived)

I dunno
Looks pretty greasy
(Frooky, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

arf!

( MrA, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:07, archived)

That reminds me,
I forgot to have sex again
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:46, archived)

I keep doing that.

( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:59, archived)

I want to know
why my name is the filename
(smoglane!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 2:11, archived)

Question????
I was wondering, when you see past footage of certain countrys in the MiddleEast burning American Flags, where do they get the flags from?

Is there some sort of Starbucks type store that sells them across "infidel" despising countries?
( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

where do they get the flags from, you mean?
I've no idea.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)

Not that I would go out of my way to find one,
But I'e never EVER seen any kind of flag shop (except during various football competetions where poundland have them coming out of their ears)

And if someone hand makes them, well golly, it must break their heart to see all their good work going up in flames.
( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:08, archived)

I know I know I know!
Trade stands at air shows.
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

Awwwh does the talk board die in the gay shift?
I was hoping this board would be the answer to my 24/7 prayers of gibberish =(
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

Quiet, you!

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

*shhs*
ooh palindromic
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:41, archived)

I had a girlfriend called Hannah, i used to call hr my little palindrome
She thought it was sweet.

She never understood what it meant
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

awwww :)

( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:14, archived)

no, it dies around now,
unless there are drunks
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

i'm drinking an archers and lemonade
i laugh at myself.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

I'm drinking sambuca and coke
so I lose
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:41, archived)

and so the gay shift
lives up to its name
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

*bums*

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

*enjoys*
*spills archers*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

Help!
I have been told a BIG crash has occured near a freinds house

I have looked on the web and found nothing..

I have tried to phone my freind and cant get an answer, I assume he is in the pub

The crash Killed 3 people( british) and I want to find more about it

Any news links

It was on the n332 in Spain La Siesta , costablanca
( NAWS Whats all this then, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

i thought n332 was leet speak, til i realised that NEEZ isnt a word
if you can't find anything on the web, I can't really be of much assistance either.

Hope your friends are okay though *fleegy hug*
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

found somthing
Thanks for all that looked
edit:
below
is crude translation


Three people pass away and six children are wounded in a traffic accident in Torrevieja LVD - 07/07/2005 - 19,49 hours Updated: 07/07/2005 21,25 hours Torrevieja. (Alicante).(EUROPA PRESS). - Three people passed away today and several were wounded in the traffic accident happened in the N-332 highway, to their passage by Torrevieja (Alicante), after a collision between two tourism and a bus that Spot transported to 48 children coming from diverse provinces of Castile-The, according to today informed sources into the Conselleria de Sanidad. The wreck, happened on the 18,30 hours of today by causes still unknown, took place by the shock between two tourism and a bus of the Vidal company LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY of Cartagena (Murcia), that fell by an embankment of seven meters. The bus transported to 48 minors and 5 adults of Castile-The Spot who were spending days in the Sleeve of the Smaller Sea, in Murcia, and that had been going to spend the day to the aquatic park of Torrevieja. In particular, after the collision, two occupants were deceaseds from one of the vehicles, whereas third was severely wounded and was transferred to the Hospital San Jaime de Torrevieja, where was entered. Also, in the second of the ill-fated vehicles two people traveled, one of who passed away, and the other, an embarrassed woman, was serious wound and was transferred to the Hospital of the Low Fertile valley of Orihuela (Alicante). Six of the 48 minors who traveled late in the implied scholastic bus in the traffic accident happened this in the N-332, to their passage by Torrevieja, were wounded, one of them, an adolescent of 15 years, gravity and the remaining cincos of slight prognosis. Sources of the Conselleria de Sanidad indicated that the young person of 15 years was transferred in a helicopter medicalizado to the General Hospital of Alicante, with craneoencefálico traumatismo, and that the other five wounded minors have received attendance in the hospitable center of Orihuela. Four of these five students will be registered shortly, whereas fifth it is evacuated to the Hospital of San Juan de Alicante to be put under an operation, since it suffers a fracture of jaw. The rest of the minors who went in the ill-fated bus has been transferred to the Hospital San Jaime de Torrevieja like measurement of precaution when suffering nervous crisis. Also a man of 70 years, that remain entered in the Hospital San Jaime de Torrevieja, and an embarrassed woman underwent gravity wounds, whose age has not been needed, that it has been evacuated to the Hospital of Orihuela. The circumstance that occurs this woman traveled in one of the tourism occupied by one of the three mortal victims, indicated the consulted sources, that they needed that the ill-fated bus transports, altogether, 48 children and five adults. To the place of the wreck the autonomic secretary of Justice and Interior went, Fernando de Rosa, and the undersecretary of the Conselleria de Sanidad, Rafael Peset. The event took place minutes after the six of afternoon in the N-332, in the environs of the avenue Park of the Nations, closely together of the Acequión school of the mentioned alicantina locality
( NAWS Whats all this then, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

and does that clear that up for you?
was one of them the "embarrassed woman" who was "seriously wound"?
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:12, archived)

sure she wasn't 'pass away'?

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:21, archived)

Arrested Development
really is a great show
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

i liked it too
for some strange reason
( the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

Could you take a look at this..
Possible Web Layout
Not really sure what to do for content box(es), any ideas?

perhaps not quite right for the talk board but hopefully you can forgive me :(
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

It's very nice
I only wish I could do that sort of thing

/Has no idea how to do that sort of thing
( Hankster, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

with magnets

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

don't know,
but that looks like it'll take a horrible amount of time to load
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

tis only 247 kb
And it's the broadyband section of the site
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

very nice then

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

Nice work,
personally I muchly prefer nav bars on the left hand side though.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

Ye me too....
Just i used the burn tool (to make the pipes look like they went into the background) directly on the bottom layer... like a complete fool... so now I can't move it around unless i cover it with something
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

Can you not use the history? (assuming it is PS?)
Otherwise get in the practice of saving every 10 minutes as a new file name.
(r3load, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

Yes I use PS
But I did it last night at like 12:00 and was tired so didn't see what I had done, saved it and now its stuck... I'll work it out some how, probably using the dodge tool and 1600% zoom :(
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

As much as it seems a pain in the arse its the punishment for forgetting.
You wont forget again.
(r3load, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)

Arf
Or I throw a wobbly and go to bed.. that is my usual action when i cock up :)
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

Will you be fwaping it all better in bed?

(r3load, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

Wouldn't you like to know,,
and yes
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

Phwoar!
Got a webcam?
(r3load, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

I did
But it got some salty substance in it... Can't for the life of me tell what it is.
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

Taste it and report back.

(r3load, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

*gets electric shock*
hmm, tastes a bit like man mayonaise
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)

Nice.
So what did you go at college?
(r3load, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

Flunked
Bio, Chem, Physics, Maths... lol

I've had photoshop for about 2 months now and I'm all self taught
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:25, archived)

I second this.
I also tend to not stay on any site that doesnt have a white background for much more than a few minutes.
To me it doesn't look professional. It looks like a childs photogallery hosted on Moonfruit.
(r3load, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

I agree with this
But I have already made some "Pro" looking sites for my profile and thought I try something Grungy/gamey.
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)

Quality.
I mean I didn't mean to sound harsh. It looks great but then so does the BBC News site and I spend atleast an hour a day reading from it. I cannot honistly say I would like reading from said design.
(r3load, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

ver' ver' nice
I did a flash heavy thing for a media A level (pffft) and was told off for not making a site viewable to people on dial up

I told him to fuck off, as no one uses 33.6 anymore

I got a U
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

It is certainly pretty
what are you intending to use it for? Has a game kind of feel at the moment.

Are the displays going be flash animated so that they vhange when you move the mouse around that would be good.

Criticism? Not instantly obvious where you would start.

Hope this helps, keep at it.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

Well having just left College
and having too much time on my hands till I go to uni, I'm going to do a bit of graphic design and computer building and this is a bit of a portfolio piece. On another note if anyone wants me to design graphics for their site gimme a bell (ill do them for nought if im allowed to use them in my portfolio!)
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

nice enuff I s'pose
but you won't be able to fit much content on a page.

less is more when it comes to nav, etc, imo.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

When has the internet
ever been about content? :P
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)