Inspired (as ever) by an earlier post, regarding Game of Life
(you can be a winner at the ga-ame of life!)
What obscure/not so obscure boardgames do you remember and did you enjoy in your "youth"?
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(you can be a winner at the ga-ame of life!)
What obscure/not so obscure boardgames do you remember and did you enjoy in your "youth"?
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It was nothing but a yuletide excuse to feel up my older female cousins to me.
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I think so... wasn't it the one where you got tapped on the shoulder
when the lights were out by "the murderer" to be "killed".
I don't remember much more though
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when the lights were out by "the murderer" to be "killed".
I don't remember much more though
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You then had to identify the killer by asking everybody questions
and the killer was supposed to tell at least one lie.
Then you turned the lights off and groped a bit more.
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and the killer was supposed to tell at least one lie.
Then you turned the lights off and groped a bit more.
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I've recently rediscovered booby trap.
Which is actually a rather ace and addictive game.
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Which is actually a rather ace and addictive game.
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your game reminded me of my game
www.hasbro.com/objects/products/pl/product_id.9461/dn/print.cfm
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www.hasbro.com/objects/products/pl/product_id.9461/dn/print.cfm
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I used to be shit-scared of the video guy on it
and as it got further through the hour, how he got more makeup on
to look more sinister and evil.
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and as it got further through the hour, how he got more makeup on
to look more sinister and evil.
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Never much into boardgames
Monopoly or srabble in our house = FIGHT
TJ: am I imagining things, or did Bou just post some breasts on the main board, which promptly disappeared?
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Monopoly or srabble in our house = FIGHT
TJ: am I imagining things, or did Bou just post some breasts on the main board, which promptly disappeared?
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Has she gone
*whistles and makes 'loopy' symbol by side of head* again?
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*whistles and makes 'loopy' symbol by side of head* again?
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It is just possible
I'm just checking all this palaeotology hasn't gotten to me and I'm not seeing things.
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I'm just checking all this palaeotology hasn't gotten to me and I'm not seeing things.
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Is she still here, or did posting a picture of her tits on the board result in yet another banning?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
I was trying to work out whether they were her tits or not
Then decided that that way madness lies
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Then decided that that way madness lies
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Conquer everest
Looked like a big grey pyramid, you went round in circle collecting burkahs and equip then climbed to the top to win.
it was shit
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Looked like a big grey pyramid, you went round in circle collecting burkahs and equip then climbed to the top to win.
it was shit
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Totopoly.
Racing and betting game. Took eighteen hours. Required turning the board over half way through. Was exceptionally dull and it was never entirely clear who had won or why.
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Racing and betting game. Took eighteen hours. Required turning the board over half way through. Was exceptionally dull and it was never entirely clear who had won or why.
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Sounds like how I imagine sex with PB.
Not that I imagine that.
*shudders*
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Not that I imagine that.
*shudders*
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I have Sorry! in my cupboard.
We used to play Polo, British Bulldog, & Blockie at school. Not that they are boardgames, but I can't remember any others.
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We used to play Polo, British Bulldog, & Blockie at school. Not that they are boardgames, but I can't remember any others.
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i've had Kerplunk as a child and an adult
it was much more fun as a child
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it was much more fun as a child
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Careers
Omnigon (faster than chess, more challenging than checkers) - still play it with the kids.
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Omnigon (faster than chess, more challenging than checkers) - still play it with the kids.
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Snakes And Ladders
with real snakes and broken ladders. I laughed 'till I stopped.
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with real snakes and broken ladders. I laughed 'till I stopped.
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Drunken Dino, or Clumsy Dinocunt, or Stumbly mactyrannosaurus death time
was great with the clumsy dinosaur spinny destruction monster!
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was great with the clumsy dinosaur spinny destruction monster!
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Trivial pursuit
My parents had a separate set of questions for me (kids trivia sort of thing) but it made me feel like a mong that I needed different questions to them so I got upset when we played it.
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My parents had a separate set of questions for me (kids trivia sort of thing) but it made me feel like a mong that I needed different questions to them so I got upset when we played it.
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Rat Race, where you hire and fire employees
I THINK there was a Trapdoor game, where you made the characters out of playdough; and I have jsut traced the initial route of my car fixation to a 1960s game called Grand Prix.
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I THINK there was a Trapdoor game, where you made the characters out of playdough; and I have jsut traced the initial route of my car fixation to a 1960s game called Grand Prix.
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We still have Grand Prix in my wardrobe at my parents house :)
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temind me that it's the one Im thinking of
little 1920's style motor cars, and everyone gets some kind of steering-wheel-with-speedo-needle-on-it
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little 1920's style motor cars, and everyone gets some kind of steering-wheel-with-speedo-needle-on-it
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I genuinely can't remember. However next time I'm there I shall definitely investigate!
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From the era of my youth, but only recently discovered
Terry Venables Invites You To Be "The Manager"
It's awesome
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Terry Venables Invites You To Be "The Manager"
It's awesome
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We had one called Masterpiece
which basically involved buying and selling famous paintings (for a reason that escapes me)
The Dartmoor Game - memorise all the myths, legends and scuttlebutt of Dartmoor and win
and of course Yahtzee :)
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which basically involved buying and selling famous paintings (for a reason that escapes me)
The Dartmoor Game - memorise all the myths, legends and scuttlebutt of Dartmoor and win
and of course Yahtzee :)
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That was a fucking ace game. With all those little plastic pegs
that would get lost, trodden on and swallowed by the cat.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)
that would get lost, trodden on and swallowed by the cat.
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Was that the one where you have four pegs of different colours and you get ten goes to find out what the combination is?
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Yup.
With black and white pegs for "right colour right position & right colour, wrong position"
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With black and white pegs for "right colour right position & right colour, wrong position"
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haha
Leo sayer is now the 3rd Big Brother sleb to walk out.
what nonsense.
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Leo sayer is now the 3rd Big Brother sleb to walk out.
what nonsense.
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haha
Leo sayer is now the 3rd Big Brother sleb to walk out.
what nonsense.
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what nonsense.
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( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
TJ: reading the stats random quotes
as if it were a thread is mildly ammusing I found.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
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as if it were a thread is mildly ammusing I found.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
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he was whinging the other day about the conditions.
i know i know, this is the first one i have watched at all really.
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i know i know, this is the first one i have watched at all really.
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yay
*hugs* hello grrr. how are you?
have you got a nice plan for the weekend?
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*hugs* hello grrr. how are you?
have you got a nice plan for the weekend?
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Very vague plans
based around car maintenance and nose-picking. Howm about you?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
based around car maintenance and nose-picking. Howm about you?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
i have said i'll get dressed up as a red indian squaw for someone's birthday fancy dress thing tomorrow night
and then mr bink's mum is visiting on sunday.
although it looks as though one of us will have to visit Swindon (where our servers are in a co-location building) to retrieve a broken server... but that might wait till monday.
i need a squaw costume.
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and then mr bink's mum is visiting on sunday.
although it looks as though one of us will have to visit Swindon (where our servers are in a co-location building) to retrieve a broken server... but that might wait till monday.
i need a squaw costume.
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If he's left because of Jade again
then she's Big Brother's biggest mistake since... well, since agreeing to make another series of Celeb Big Brother.
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then she's Big Brother's biggest mistake since... well, since agreeing to make another series of Celeb Big Brother.
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she has said some startingly funny things
"Hang on, I thought Einstein was Inspector Morse's grandad"
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"Hang on, I thought Einstein was Inspector Morse's grandad"
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She obviously doesn't really think these things.
She's saying them to be "adorably stupid" again.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
She's saying them to be "adorably stupid" again.
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The entire family seem to be utterly charmless.
Maybe a visit to the "showers" for Jade and her mum is in order and the kids can be farmed out to a family that WON'T damage them.
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Maybe a visit to the "showers" for Jade and her mum is in order and the kids can be farmed out to a family that WON'T damage them.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)
I don't know about now
but she was originally on Big Brother when it was watchable - before most of the contestants had thought of putting on acts like that - and appeared to be quite sincerely that stupid.
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but she was originally on Big Brother when it was watchable - before most of the contestants had thought of putting on acts like that - and appeared to be quite sincerely that stupid.
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I remember all the 'Cambridge in London' and 'East Angular' stuff
but she's found that people like her when she says stupid things, so she says more stupid things.
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but she's found that people like her when she says stupid things, so she says more stupid things.
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he was whinging about the noise levels, air conditioning, lack of fresh air, and so on the other day
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stick all the
Channel 4 execs in there until they realise it's crap tv and dull
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
Channel 4 execs in there until they realise it's crap tv and dull
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
So it's
sign up
get publicity
go into house
whinge for a couple of days
leave when you're bored and do paid interviews
?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)
sign up
get publicity
go into house
whinge for a couple of days
leave when you're bored and do paid interviews
?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)
What is the best stereotype?
As I'm on a Spanish tip (word), I'm inclined to go for the Colombian drug lord/Man from Del Monte look; white suit, fedora hat, riding around on a horse threatening death to entire villages should my shipment not be of the highest quality.
On the other hand, the French do look funny in their stripey tops and onions and around their necks.
Go on.
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As I'm on a Spanish tip (word), I'm inclined to go for the Colombian drug lord/Man from Del Monte look; white suit, fedora hat, riding around on a horse threatening death to entire villages should my shipment not be of the highest quality.
On the other hand, the French do look funny in their stripey tops and onions and around their necks.
Go on.
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i don't know
i have a cream sofa and i am perpetually washing the covers.
i suggest something that doesn't show marks instead.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
i have a cream sofa and i am perpetually washing the covers.
i suggest something that doesn't show marks instead.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
did you?
damn, make my post look stupid, why don't you?
i think you should go for the french look. get a beret and trim your moustachios neatly.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
damn, make my post look stupid, why don't you?
i think you should go for the french look. get a beret and trim your moustachios neatly.
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silly ME?
you're the one who misspelled suit.
and what's a spanish TIP? do you mean TRIP? or what? you blethering bletherpot.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
you're the one who misspelled suit.
and what's a spanish TIP? do you mean TRIP? or what? you blethering bletherpot.
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Merkins
overweight, shorts (garish colour), movie T-shirt, baseball cap, camera, visiting Disneyworld etc.
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overweight, shorts (garish colour), movie T-shirt, baseball cap, camera, visiting Disneyworld etc.
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That's actually our dress code (Article XIV of the Constitution)
and therefore not a stereotype.
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and therefore not a stereotype.
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you'd need a suitable name
Jimmy "Riddle" Tomzcewick, for example.
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Jimmy "Riddle" Tomzcewick, for example.
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Pirate
with the hat and the sword and whathave you.
Just think of Cap'n Jack Sparrow. YarrrRRRrrRRrr
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with the hat and the sword and whathave you.
Just think of Cap'n Jack Sparrow. YarrrRRRrrRRrr
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Black men
wear 'Huggy Bear' type clothes, drive spazzed up Beemers and sell drugs.
Probably
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wear 'Huggy Bear' type clothes, drive spazzed up Beemers and sell drugs.
Probably
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Antonio Fargas was the star of our pantomime last time I went
He was actually really good
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He was actually really good
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Hmmmm
Irish people as being small with bright ginger hair and beards (even the women) and have little green hats with a four leaf clover in their hat and smoking a pipe
Swedish chicks as being five foot ten with long blonde hair and stunning looks and body
Polish guys as being in their twenties, rather skin with real pale faces and plain looking with blonde hair
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Irish people as being small with bright ginger hair and beards (even the women) and have little green hats with a four leaf clover in their hat and smoking a pipe
Swedish chicks as being five foot ten with long blonde hair and stunning looks and body
Polish guys as being in their twenties, rather skin with real pale faces and plain looking with blonde hair
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I quite like the witchy
stereotype I get here. People think I am all magical and mysterious when in actual fact I am as plain and boring as the next person.
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stereotype I get here. People think I am all magical and mysterious when in actual fact I am as plain and boring as the next person.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
FACT: the interweb can be used for sordid porpoises
The porpoises are small cetaceans of the family Phocoenidae; they are related to whales and dolphins. They are distinct from dolphins, although the word "porpoise" has been used to refer to any small dolphin, especially by sailors and fishermen.
Which animal (if you were forced to ) would you have sex with.?
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The porpoises are small cetaceans of the family Phocoenidae; they are related to whales and dolphins. They are distinct from dolphins, although the word "porpoise" has been used to refer to any small dolphin, especially by sailors and fishermen.
Which animal (if you were forced to ) would you have sex with.?
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oh i see
i live in a flat, it wouldn't be fair to keep you indoors while i'm at work
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i live in a flat, it wouldn't be fair to keep you indoors while i'm at work
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
of course!
he's lucky he's got anything human to even LOOK at him
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
he's lucky he's got anything human to even LOOK at him
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
OI YOU
you changed your name, which enticed me to click your profile. You owe me one click, mrs!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
you changed your name, which enticed me to click your profile. You owe me one click, mrs!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
another name change?
I think you should stick with this one I like it.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
I think you should stick with this one I like it.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
this morning I had a dream
that a tramp punched me in the face and knifed me in the neck. I was quite frightened as I lay on the ground bleeding to death but then I woke up
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
that a tramp punched me in the face and knifed me in the neck. I was quite frightened as I lay on the ground bleeding to death but then I woke up
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
I'm getting a little confused with the sheer number of lists these days...
Is this the "approved b3tans/JMG", "approved b3tans/SikRik" or "b3tans most likely to climb a clocktower with a rifle" list?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
Is this the "approved b3tans/JMG", "approved b3tans/SikRik" or "b3tans most likely to climb a clocktower with a rifle" list?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
It's going to be a bloody crowded clocktower...
I now have images of us all queueing on the stairs with highpowered rifles waiting our turn at the top...
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
I now have images of us all queueing on the stairs with highpowered rifles waiting our turn at the top...
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
And now I have an image of one of those ticket machines you get at a supermarket deli counter
"Number 158"
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"Number 158"
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
Someone really should do a short animation/film of this
/no talent
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/no talent
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
I nominate NobbyNobody
I like his style, and he's usually open to requests
/also no talent
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
I like his style, and he's usually open to requests
/also no talent
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
Bear
and I'd be the 'man', I'm not one of those gays that we hear so much about these days
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
and I'd be the 'man', I'm not one of those gays that we hear so much about these days
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
I've always thought mares were sexy
especially with naked women on them
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especially with naked women on them
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
Was in Morrisons the other day...
... Just what the hell are "Faggots"? And would anybody actually buy them?
(I mean Faggot as in the stuff sold in Morrisons not those who work there).
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... Just what the hell are "Faggots"? And would anybody actually buy them?
(I mean Faggot as in the stuff sold in Morrisons not those who work there).
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
A faggot is a bundle of sticks.
Throw a faggot on the fire, we'd shout.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
Throw a faggot on the fire, we'd shout.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
round hamburgers for people who live in the north
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
I've nothing against faggots, I just don't fancy them.
It'll be on YouTube
Unless it was a radio ad, which I think it was
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
It'll be on YouTube
Unless it was a radio ad, which I think it was
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spicey pork meatballs
ideally with onions in them
Great with chips and gravy
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
ideally with onions in them
Great with chips and gravy
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
Both of these posts are making me vewwy hungry.
I demand FOOD!
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I demand FOOD!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
You guys have fun things to eat
All we have is PAP and WORS
and I'm still waiting to hear one of you say VETKOEK
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
All we have is PAP and WORS
and I'm still waiting to hear one of you say VETKOEK
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
Does anyone
actually buy those 150ml cans of soft drinks? Marched past them in Tescos today and thought long and hard about them. Last time I bought them was when I was 15 and skint.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
actually buy those 150ml cans of soft drinks? Marched past them in Tescos today and thought long and hard about them. Last time I bought them was when I was 15 and skint.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
Like "fun size" Mars Bars.
I don't know if it's just me, but I could have a lot more fun with a full size one.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
I don't know if it's just me, but I could have a lot more fun with a full size one.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
But you don't buy miniatures either...
It's 75cl or nothing for you isn't it?
Kinga
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
It's 75cl or nothing for you isn't it?
Kinga
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
I got a hipflask for christmas
with some sort of whisky miniature. And some sachets (I think) of toddy mixture.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
with some sort of whisky miniature. And some sachets (I think) of toddy mixture.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
what the hell is toddy mixture?
all you need is
1 sqeeze lemon
1 slice lemon
2 cloves
spoonful of honey
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
all you need is
1 sqeeze lemon
1 slice lemon
2 cloves
spoonful of honey
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
I think it might be cloves and a few spices
I'd go and have a look, but I just got comfy in this chair.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
I'd go and have a look, but I just got comfy in this chair.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
Are they the mini ones?
Yes. I would. I usually get bored of a whole can of Coke, and they often go to waste.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
Yes. I would. I usually get bored of a whole can of Coke, and they often go to waste.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
Tonic is a little bit different
because it's an adult drink? Right?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
because it's an adult drink? Right?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
Pfft.
Know any kids that drink Tonic water?
Edit: Please don't answer that.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
Know any kids that drink Tonic water?
Edit: Please don't answer that.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
I hate it when you ask for a G&T in a bar
and you get one of those tiny little bottles of tonic.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
and you get one of those tiny little bottles of tonic.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
I buy them
and I like to give them to Bratfink, just 'cause I don't like her to have a lot of soft drinks and a little one is just enough.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
and I like to give them to Bratfink, just 'cause I don't like her to have a lot of soft drinks and a little one is just enough.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
She is only little though...
(although quickly overtaking you.)
/runs
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
(although quickly overtaking you.)
/runs
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
No.
You are paying just a few pence less than the normal size so you are paying for packaging.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
You are paying just a few pence less than the normal size so you are paying for packaging.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
I've only seen bartenders use them
at overpriced wet bars at conventions and stuff
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
at overpriced wet bars at conventions and stuff
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
you get them on planes, and they're fucking annoying as the ratio of booze/mixer is all fucked up.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
You're a dick
They're not small cans for drinking on their own, THEY'RE FUCKING MIXERS.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
They're not small cans for drinking on their own, THEY'RE FUCKING MIXERS.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
If you had a friend
and they turned out to be a mong, would you shun them thereafter or continue to go out windowlicking with them ?
/dilemma.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
and they turned out to be a mong, would you shun them thereafter or continue to go out windowlicking with them ?
/dilemma.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
HELMET
your post made me think of the word HELMET
We used to call other kids a "Helm" at my school if we didnt like them.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
your post made me think of the word HELMET
We used to call other kids a "Helm" at my school if we didnt like them.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
The Chief Exec. at my work is called Crispin.
I like to think that if he would talk to such a peasant as me, he would let me call him Crispy.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
I like to think that if he would talk to such a peasant as me, he would let me call him Crispy.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
i have a friend called crispy
well, it's Chris P. but you know.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
well, it's Chris P. but you know.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
ha ha
i used to se Christopher Peacock shopping with his mum in Andover Tescos
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
i used to se Christopher Peacock shopping with his mum in Andover Tescos
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
call him this anyway
pretend you think that's his name.
my Dad was called Myrtle by someone he worked beside for the whole 4 years. His name's Murdo.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
pretend you think that's his name.
my Dad was called Myrtle by someone he worked beside for the whole 4 years. His name's Murdo.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
What an unusual name.
I also used to have a friend who's Dad was called Mungo.
It always made think of Um Bongo.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
I also used to have a friend who's Dad was called Mungo.
It always made think of Um Bongo.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
it's fairly common in the Hebrides
there were 4 of them in his office. so they had nicknames.
His boss was known as Murdo Apple.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
there were 4 of them in his office. so they had nicknames.
His boss was known as Murdo Apple.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
People have enough trouble
with the Anglicised version of my name, so it's probably for the best.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
with the Anglicised version of my name, so it's probably for the best.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
I was thinking more the other way around...
but whatever, I'm game for a laugh
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
but whatever, I'm game for a laugh
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
If you hadn't already noticed
you're probably a mong yourself.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
you're probably a mong yourself.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
This is not a dilemma.
This is an open and shut case.
Film them and pitch the show "My Mongy Mate Mr Mong" to Channel 4. Say it's subversive and ironic.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
This is an open and shut case.
Film them and pitch the show "My Mongy Mate Mr Mong" to Channel 4. Say it's subversive and ironic.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
i liked and hated in equal proportions
how they made light of the Touretters last night by flashing up in big outlined letters what they shouted, as if you can't already hear them shout 'Wanker' and 'Cunt'
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
how they made light of the Touretters last night by flashing up in big outlined letters what they shouted, as if you can't already hear them shout 'Wanker' and 'Cunt'
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
I would have watched that
but I despise Keith Allen with every bone in my body.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
but I despise Keith Allen with every bone in my body.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
he was alright
plus they kept punching him in the balls, you missed out
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
plus they kept punching him in the balls, you missed out
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
Dammit.
Anyone who punches Keith Allen in the balls is a friend of mine.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
Anyone who punches Keith Allen in the balls is a friend of mine.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
Would you shag Lily Allen just so that you could show him the film afterwards?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
I thouroughly enjoyed what I saw of that while simultaneously being disgusted that we're making disability-porn now.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
I'd push him over and time how long it takes for him to stand up.
Then do it again, but this time, throw a pitbull into the mix to see if the time improves.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
Then do it again, but this time, throw a pitbull into the mix to see if the time improves.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
I'd probably get the hump you called them mongs
but then I'd ignore it and say "meh"
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
but then I'd ignore it and say "meh"
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
I'm starting an OU couse on monday
Do you think they will post me snakebite with my course books
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
Do you think they will post me snakebite with my course books
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
They're close to the top of the UK league tables aren't they?
(Answer: yes)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
(Answer: yes)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
My friend is on an OU course
and (according to them, so likely to be biased) they're rated as highly as any Russell Group university by employers
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
and (according to them, so likely to be biased) they're rated as highly as any Russell Group university by employers
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
I think it's universities like Durham, Bristol, Edinburgh, Warwick
that are generally considered to be very good
EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Group Durham's not a member
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
that are generally considered to be very good
EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Group Durham's not a member
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
I used to work for the OU
The reason they're top is most of the students are in prison on in the army so have nothing better to do.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
The reason they're top is most of the students are in prison on in the army so have nothing better to do.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
I don't know the details
but these things do also get measured by authorities inspecting the quality of the course itself, so it's not just the dedication of the students.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
but these things do also get measured by authorities inspecting the quality of the course itself, so it's not just the dedication of the students.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
No
they might send you some cardboard cut out "Tedious, badly dressed, immature mates" if you're lucky.
You can take them down the pub, get pissed and bring loads of traffic cones home with you because you are SO FUCKING MENTAL AND INTERESTING!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
they might send you some cardboard cut out "Tedious, badly dressed, immature mates" if you're lucky.
You can take them down the pub, get pissed and bring loads of traffic cones home with you because you are SO FUCKING MENTAL AND INTERESTING!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
Let him who did not think he was mental and interesting in his late teens
cast the first stone.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
cast the first stone.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
Fleet has marginally redeemed it's dullness today
for I have just purchased a bag of PROPER chips, with a PROPER chicken and mushroom pie. Not soggy, no skinny, but big, thick, chunky and crispy PROPER chips, accompanying a creamy thick PROPER chicken and mushroom pie.
NYOM.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
for I have just purchased a bag of PROPER chips, with a PROPER chicken and mushroom pie. Not soggy, no skinny, but big, thick, chunky and crispy PROPER chips, accompanying a creamy thick PROPER chicken and mushroom pie.
NYOM.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
I know a guy at work called Jenk.
It's spelt Cenk, but he's Turkish, so it's pronounced Jenk. Make of that what you will.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
It's spelt Cenk, but he's Turkish, so it's pronounced Jenk. Make of that what you will.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
Proper chips should be greasy and STUCK TOGETHER,
with bits of ink on them from the newspaper they have been wrapped in.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
with bits of ink on them from the newspaper they have been wrapped in.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
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( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
Yes.
What's not to like? They rock hard. They live in the desert. They're the best. Well, not the best. QOTSA are better.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
What's not to like? They rock hard. They live in the desert. They're the best. Well, not the best. QOTSA are better.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
all I know is that Axl Rose called them the Pigeons of Shit Metal
and if Axl hates a band, they must be fucking horrible
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
and if Axl hates a band, they must be fucking horrible
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
which confirms my opinion of GnR
well, I don't mind them, I just hate Axl Rose
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
well, I don't mind them, I just hate Axl Rose
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
yes, they are playing Manchester shortly
No, I don't think it's worth going to
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
No, I don't think it's worth going to
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
My dad's bought a 4x4
it's a fucking monstrous cuboid of metal and glass, designed by a blind jap using nothing but a grinder and a t-square.
However, he lives in t'country, so that makes it alright*.
*not really, I told him I was happy that he was getting taxed to fuck on it, and laughed when he said it did 25 miles to the gallon. Just.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
it's a fucking monstrous cuboid of metal and glass, designed by a blind jap using nothing but a grinder and a t-square.
However, he lives in t'country, so that makes it alright*.
*not really, I told him I was happy that he was getting taxed to fuck on it, and laughed when he said it did 25 miles to the gallon. Just.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
The wife and I have his & hers vehicles
I have the sensable little Toyota and she has the monster truck (Dodge Durango)
I want one of those smart cars from the Pink Panther movie if anything just to embarass her.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
I have the sensable little Toyota and she has the monster truck (Dodge Durango)
I want one of those smart cars from the Pink Panther movie if anything just to embarass her.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
we used to get about 25mpg on mr bink's celica.
there's a guy here with an impreza i think, does about 18 mpg
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
there's a guy here with an impreza i think, does about 18 mpg
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
25mpg isn't all that bad really.
Only 20 years ago it would have been one of the most economical cars you could get.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
Only 20 years ago it would have been one of the most economical cars you could get.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
You're just putting baldmonkey
on the popular page to take the piss now, arent you?
Go on, you can admit it to me, I hate you all anyway.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
on the popular page to take the piss now, arent you?
Go on, you can admit it to me, I hate you all anyway.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
the popular page is a sack of shit
it works well on links / board tho.
useless on /talk
VOTE FOR THIS TO PROVE ME RIGHT
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
it works well on links / board tho.
useless on /talk
VOTE FOR THIS TO PROVE ME RIGHT
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
*clicks*
What were you expecting though? It's not as if /talk posts are put into the newsletter like /board posts and /link posts are. Basically it's just an assortment of daft posts with the odd good one or two in there.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
What were you expecting though? It's not as if /talk posts are put into the newsletter like /board posts and /link posts are. Basically it's just an assortment of daft posts with the odd good one or two in there.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
Now look here,
I don't know just who you think you are, coming in here casting aspersions on...oh.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
I don't know just who you think you are, coming in here casting aspersions on...oh.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
Casting asparagus
into the bin becasue the wuss didn't want stinky wee.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
into the bin becasue the wuss didn't want stinky wee.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
This so hard it hurts
what /talk needed was a hall of quotes fame, for the truly inspired amusing quotes, like Rj's fetch one earlier.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
what /talk needed was a hall of quotes fame, for the truly inspired amusing quotes, like Rj's fetch one earlier.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
Didn't you say at one point
that there would never be a popular page for /talk, as it would end up exactly as it has ended up?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
that there would never be a popular page for /talk, as it would end up exactly as it has ended up?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
I probably did
and then, on a whim, I asked Robtoo to stick one in.
My theory was that it would settle down, and you'd find some unexpected use for it, but no one has.
So it just sits there, full of crap.
I'd remove it, but that's work!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
and then, on a whim, I asked Robtoo to stick one in.
My theory was that it would settle down, and you'd find some unexpected use for it, but no one has.
So it just sits there, full of crap.
I'd remove it, but that's work!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
Now it's there, is there any point in removing it?
The 'I Like This' is handy for keeping track of links/posts we liked
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
The 'I Like This' is handy for keeping track of links/posts we liked
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
Yup
I have a few things in my profile that made me laugh and I can go back and revisit them.
One thing, though: when I go to the posts I liked via my profile, there's no way to see them in context - the 'page' icon at the top-left isn't there, and neither is the 'more' link. Some of these posts need the context (I'll put this on the Bugs board too)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
I have a few things in my profile that made me laugh and I can go back and revisit them.
One thing, though: when I go to the posts I liked via my profile, there's no way to see them in context - the 'page' icon at the top-left isn't there, and neither is the 'more' link. Some of these posts need the context (I'll put this on the Bugs board too)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
This.
I sometimes click "I like this" on certain posts so I can find it through my profile later and show Mrs Eddache.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
I sometimes click "I like this" on certain posts so I can find it through my profile later and show Mrs Eddache.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
this
but I'd rather they had the post icon, so I could link to them rather than just sit back and enjoy them.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
but I'd rather they had the post icon, so I could link to them rather than just sit back and enjoy them.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
It would work if rather than clicking the post they laughed at,
they clicked the first post in the thread that lead to the funny, & people perusing the popular page clicked the post icon & read the whole thing, thus understanding context & punch line fully.
This is far too much effort for everyone though I suspect.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
they clicked the first post in the thread that lead to the funny, & people perusing the popular page clicked the post icon & read the whole thing, thus understanding context & punch line fully.
This is far too much effort for everyone though I suspect.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
Aye, we've got a lot of punchlines
but not many jokes on there.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
but not many jokes on there.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
It started well
although a quote alone is usually hard to see in context. But now it's a tedious tool for tedious tools.
Thanks for listening, though, even if the masses were wrong.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
although a quote alone is usually hard to see in context. But now it's a tedious tool for tedious tools.
Thanks for listening, though, even if the masses were wrong.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
It is only very occassionally useful.
The links one is probably the only consistantly useful one though. Yes.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
The links one is probably the only consistantly useful one though. Yes.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
it doesn't hurt so I'd leave it
what we do need is a search button on /talk
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
what we do need is a search button on /talk
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
I think it's because of the non sequiturs. I'm going to put it to the test
The other day I was walking down the high street and I saw my friend matt and i said hi and he said hi and i laughed at him because he's a mong really we just pretend to like him
SO I SHAT ON HIS HEAD AND HAD SEX WITH HIS MUM
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
The other day I was walking down the high street and I saw my friend matt and i said hi and he said hi and i laughed at him because he's a mong really we just pretend to like him
SO I SHAT ON HIS HEAD AND HAD SEX WITH HIS MUM
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
I have a habit of biting my finger nails and then chewing the bits I bite off for hours before spitting them randomly around the place.
If anyone else does the same thing, I have a tip.
I just spat a nail into my bin. It landed in a discarded crisp packet. Now it tastes of cheese and onion. NYOMMY!
Try it today.
It doesn't have to be cheese and onion. You could use ANY flavour.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
If anyone else does the same thing, I have a tip.
I just spat a nail into my bin. It landed in a discarded crisp packet. Now it tastes of cheese and onion. NYOMMY!
Try it today.
It doesn't have to be cheese and onion. You could use ANY flavour.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
You've ruined that habit for me now
*continues to do it anyway*
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
*continues to do it anyway*
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
gay
chewing your nails is a nasty habit, I never ever knew how dirty nails get until I stopped biting them
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
chewing your nails is a nasty habit, I never ever knew how dirty nails get until I stopped biting them
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
I have bitten my nails for as long as my brain can remember.
But you, YOU sir, may just have made me stop.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
But you, YOU sir, may just have made me stop.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
I don't bite my nails
I do chew the skin all around my finger nails though especially when I am stressed.
My fingers are very very sore at the moment but I can't stop.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
I do chew the skin all around my finger nails though especially when I am stressed.
My fingers are very very sore at the moment but I can't stop.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
Dip them in a discarded crisp packet.
A beef crisp packet.
It'll be like jerky
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
A beef crisp packet.
It'll be like jerky
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
the only crisp packet I have
is salt and vinegar and I am not dipping my sore fingers in there.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
is salt and vinegar and I am not dipping my sore fingers in there.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
I bite my fingers
and my knuckles, and other bits of my hands.
I don't bite my nails, though. There's no point, it doesn't hurt.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
and my knuckles, and other bits of my hands.
I don't bite my nails, though. There's no point, it doesn't hurt.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
if you burn your nail in a flame
it smell and tastes like crispy bacon
FACT
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
it smell and tastes like crispy bacon
FACT
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
my fingernail are too short to bite
so I won't partake of your exciting activities today, sorry
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
so I won't partake of your exciting activities today, sorry
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
"Dear Journal,
Today Patty Mayonaise held my hand after I helped her off the floor. I haven't washed it since. In fact, I've been wanking furiously with it for the past 6 hours."
/Doug
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
Today Patty Mayonaise held my hand after I helped her off the floor. I haven't washed it since. In fact, I've been wanking furiously with it for the past 6 hours."
/Doug
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
right,
enough of this mundanity, i'm leaving the country for a week.
bye!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
enough of this mundanity, i'm leaving the country for a week.
bye!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
Quick question
Nothing really, he doesn't think my jokes are funny
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
Nothing really, he doesn't think my jokes are funny
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
Funny or weird
Depends who you talkl to really, he thinks neither, which is fairly unusual
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
Depends who you talkl to really, he thinks neither, which is fairly unusual
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
I deduce he is a robot
that will be five pounds please
*holds out hand*
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
that will be five pounds please
*holds out hand*
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
This.
Or no.
Depending on details which clearly none of us have any idea about.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
Or no.
Depending on details which clearly none of us have any idea about.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
If by sack you mean kick his sac, then yes
Film it, and post it up
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
Film it, and post it up
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
Then tell us what he's done and we might be able to give proper advice
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
Has he had a written warning?
otherwise you'll need legal grounds.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
otherwise you'll need legal grounds.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
.
Yeah, I know, I'm crap at this stuff. He's okay like, watches a lot of telly and talks about famous women alot
He;s alright in the sack
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
Yeah, I know, I'm crap at this stuff. He's okay like, watches a lot of telly and talks about famous women alot
He;s alright in the sack
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
At the risk of making serious of a light situation
I think it's too trendy to dump your SO on a whim these days. Relationships require effort and all that.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
I think it's too trendy to dump your SO on a whim these days. Relationships require effort and all that.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
I know you know
I just thought this thread kind of brought the issue up.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
I just thought this thread kind of brought the issue up.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
wasted?
i only count it as wasted if you get less enjoyment out of it than the effort you put in.
i have lots of enjoyment.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
i only count it as wasted if you get less enjoyment out of it than the effort you put in.
i have lots of enjoyment.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
Talking of Real Beer down there, has prompted me to ask:
What's your favourite(s)?
I like Robinson's "Old Tom", and not just because it's 8.5%
I also like all the Badger beers.
Oh I also almost forgot: There is a North Wales brewery near Great Orme - fantastic beer!
AND Harvestoun stuff, oh so many...
And, no fucking beer-snobbery like "ooh, my beer is better than your beer" please, or I'll kill your family with Nigel Mansell's Goat Encrusted Penis of Steel.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
What's your favourite(s)?
I like Robinson's "Old Tom", and not just because it's 8.5%
I also like all the Badger beers.
Oh I also almost forgot: There is a North Wales brewery near Great Orme - fantastic beer!
AND Harvestoun stuff, oh so many...
And, no fucking beer-snobbery like "ooh, my beer is better than your beer" please, or I'll kill your family with Nigel Mansell's Goat Encrusted Penis of Steel.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
hehe
excuse me if I snigger at that :-) I do love the names they come up with.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
excuse me if I snigger at that :-) I do love the names they come up with.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
And Jaipur Pale Ale
Which, as was remarked to me at the time, isn't a particularly Sheffundian name
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
Which, as was remarked to me at the time, isn't a particularly Sheffundian name
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
Chouffe or Chimay Blue.
Actually, I haven't had beer instead of wine for fucking ages.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
Actually, I haven't had beer instead of wine for fucking ages.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
I tend to drink Grosh Tops, or one of those fruit-beers if they have.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
I'm very partial to London Pride as an everyday session beer
Duvel, Chimay and La Chouffe will always have a place in my heart
And I'm a big fan of Exmoor Ales in general and Otter Bitter
edit: And I could drink Porterhouse Red until the cows came home to roost
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
Duvel, Chimay and La Chouffe will always have a place in my heart
And I'm a big fan of Exmoor Ales in general and Otter Bitter
edit: And I could drink Porterhouse Red until the cows came home to roost
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
London Pride is a good reliable beer isn't it?
It's always there for you when the other pumps fail you. It's like your old faithful dog. Or something.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
It's always there for you when the other pumps fail you. It's like your old faithful dog. Or something.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
Deuchar's IPA is my default (not very obscure round here)
or whatever guest ales look interesting.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
or whatever guest ales look interesting.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
Woo for guest ales
I almost always go for the ones I've never tried before.
Sadly, I forget the names of some, and never get to have them again :-(
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
I almost always go for the ones I've never tried before.
Sadly, I forget the names of some, and never get to have them again :-(
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
You know what annoyed me on Wednesday?
My local had one of my favourites on guest (Tribute), and I am currently not allowed alcohol for a few weeks.
************ **** ** ** * * * * * * **
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
My local had one of my favourites on guest (Tribute), and I am currently not allowed alcohol for a few weeks.
************ **** ** ** * * * * * * **
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
It's not.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a refreshing pint of Carling in the summer, but it's not proper beer.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a refreshing pint of Carling in the summer, but it's not proper beer.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
It is beer
as it is called Lager Beer. I detect some beer snobbery! Johnson! Watch it! And you Fork. I have the penis ready.
Lager IS beer. It's just different. It does, however, have a higher percentage of shitty products in its category than Ales do. In fact, I've never had an ale that's made me spit it out in disgust.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
as it is called Lager Beer. I detect some beer snobbery! Johnson! Watch it! And you Fork. I have the penis ready.
Lager IS beer. It's just different. It does, however, have a higher percentage of shitty products in its category than Ales do. In fact, I've never had an ale that's made me spit it out in disgust.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
I would have thought it'd be more likely to be considered beer
as bitter is also called ale, or stout, or whatever
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
as bitter is also called ale, or stout, or whatever
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
My truck is not with lager
It's with Carling. Being someone's favourite.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
It's with Carling. Being someone's favourite.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
Ah
We're taking your comment at face value, when it was meant as a highschool teenage girl comment of disagreement.
Apologies.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
We're taking your comment at face value, when it was meant as a highschool teenage girl comment of disagreement.
Apologies.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
I'm still reading this as an opinion on lager rather than a statement of truth
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
Oh ok
Each to their own though. Although you're right - Carling is disgusting IMO. It is beer though, no matter how much you hate it.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
Each to their own though. Although you're right - Carling is disgusting IMO. It is beer though, no matter how much you hate it.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
I have two favourite beers.
"Chiltern Ale" and "Beechwood". Both made by the Chiltern Brewery.
I live in the Chilterns, therefore I am bias.
EDIT: For none bias ones, I like London Pride and Spitfire.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
"Chiltern Ale" and "Beechwood". Both made by the Chiltern Brewery.
I live in the Chilterns, therefore I am bias.
EDIT: For none bias ones, I like London Pride and Spitfire.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
I love real beer
in pints.
I love Black Sheep, the Porterhouse Red was lovely, and if I'm feeling Euro-tastic Hoegaardern or Erdinger
I'm quite fond of an Old Speckled Hen too
Edit: and Hebridean Brewery's Berserker when I can get my grubby paws on it.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
in pints.
I love Black Sheep, the Porterhouse Red was lovely, and if I'm feeling Euro-tastic Hoegaardern or Erdinger
I'm quite fond of an Old Speckled Hen too
Edit: and Hebridean Brewery's Berserker when I can get my grubby paws on it.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
Orkney Dark Island
McEwans No.1 Champion ale
Hoegaarden Grand Cru
Williams Black
Fraoch
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
McEwans No.1 Champion ale
Hoegaarden Grand Cru
Williams Black
Fraoch
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
Lynch time maths
A plane travels at a speed of 400 miles per hour for 1200 miles, and then returns by the same route at a speed of 300 miles per hour. What is the average speed for the total trip?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
A plane travels at a speed of 400 miles per hour for 1200 miles, and then returns by the same route at a speed of 300 miles per hour. What is the average speed for the total trip?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
NOTHING!
THE PLANE IS CANCELLED DUE TO FOG!
YOU CAN'T SEE FOR SHIT IN THE FOG!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
THE PLANE IS CANCELLED DUE TO FOG!
YOU CAN'T SEE FOR SHIT IN THE FOG!
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
Does that include stop over time?
And I suppose if it's just distance travelled over time that'd be
0 miles travelled (because of finishing in the same place)
over however hours
So 0mph
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
And I suppose if it's just distance travelled over time that'd be
0 miles travelled (because of finishing in the same place)
over however hours
So 0mph
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
That's the average velocity surely. Speed is scalar.
Or have I got that the wrong way around?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
Or have I got that the wrong way around?
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
That sounds right. I was just assuming it was a trick question
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
*grumble grumble*
Self assessment tax forms - even having an accountant doesn't make it easy.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
Self assessment tax forms - even having an accountant doesn't make it easy.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
I wasn't aware you moved away, actually.
No-one told me.
Good news though.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
No-one told me.
Good news though.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
Not if you're a fucking twat who doesn't bother writting what moneys you get in or pay out, or keep their recepts.
I think i'll just make up an estimate figure this year.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
I think i'll just make up an estimate figure this year.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
I think I'll...
No wait! I'm a student! I don't have to worry about any of this!
Hahahaha
/obnoxious blog
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
No wait! I'm a student! I don't have to worry about any of this!
Hahahaha
/obnoxious blog
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
You've still got to give them all the stuff though
and tell them how much in interest and dividends etc you've received that they don't know about.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
and tell them how much in interest and dividends etc you've received that they don't know about.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
I've got to do that today.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
I've got to do that today.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
Adam Hart-Davis says:
"Stop whinging and get on with it."
I've never done one. In fact, I don't even know what one is for.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
"Stop whinging and get on with it."
I've never done one. In fact, I don't even know what one is for.
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
have you earned less than the amount we care about? yes
how much were your legit expenses? roughly the same
net profit? zero
tax? nil
sorted
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
how much were your legit expenses? roughly the same
net profit? zero
tax? nil
sorted
( , Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
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