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[challenge entry] Joe, Jack, Mataoeus and frank wondered if they could get a microwave to heat th[eir]ere lunch
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# boiler room
is a mint film.

MINT. M I N T.
(Jihaddaway, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# MINTTT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# THEIR!
It's THEIR lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# oh
yeah..
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# And LOSE
not LOOSE.


sorry, but it's a personal bugbear of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# universal
I'd say.
People who say "pacific" instead of "specific". I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# And people who say Chimeleys
instead of Chimneys should be hugged. Lots. Or knighted.
(Paul Smenis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# fuck
i think i am loosing my abiltiy tomke preprr wrods.

OK fixed it. fanks
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I can't believe

that this kid wasn't responsible for the SO BIG virus as well.
Probably GC blaster story
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# ooooh!!!
i hate that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# really?
poor chap, what's he ever done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# >:(
he almost killed my computer!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I doubt it was him
he only changed the virus a bit, and I think only 70,000 computers were infected with his variant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# He changed the file name to penis32.exe
This man shouldn't be arrested, he should be praised! Then again, he did put the virus on his site, and if you whois'd it you got his address, etc. Stupid..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# only a total idiot
would leave a reference to a site they had registered to their own home, in a virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# That really says something for the american authorities doesn't it.
The only one they can catch is the one who pretty much turned himself in. They were probably just googling for "sobig" and got lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# well well
even if he didnt ruin mine.
He is a mean boy
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Don't you think he's suffered enough?
I mean look at him!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# i know...
thats for being mean!
If he were nicer he would be handsome.
nice ppl are good looking... 100% fact
(i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# /Looks in mirror
I've found the exception to your rule :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# nah!
its true ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# nah
Nice looking people can get away with being twunts for a lot longer, as they can just smile their way out of trouble.
And Fat people have tried to jolly personality trick for years, and they still look like chubsters
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# that's a fantastic theory
do you have a newsletter i can subscribe to?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# it's not his fault he's a fat, friendless buffoon, while we're all gorgeous specimens
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I just looked in the mirror
I'm fucking gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# it's true
we all are, only ideal specimens are allowed on here.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# And how does Pootle feel
about your indiscretions?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# He told me
that I was worth checking out, so...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# he should eat less
and go out more
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# the same could be said for me
but i don't have the wherewithall to program a computer
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# You're a geek wannabe.
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# he was
responsible for the GNOPS.exe virus. that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# dear god
the unshopped head is possibly worse
the guy is a human potato
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Jabba!
In human form!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# it is frikking freaky
his face is too big for his head
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# no
his head is to big for his face
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.
Fat people are funny
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i wasn't freaked by him cos he is overweight
rather i was disturbed by the strange proportions of his fizzog
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# it's certainly keeping
the stereotype alive!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Grotesquely ugly freak
/brass eye
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# little tosser
I hope he fries
I'd watch

edti : hahaha - I love this bit for some reason

"Mr Parson has been placed under house arrest in Minnesota without access to the internet. "
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Without the internet?
OH GOD NO!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# blaster
screwed up about 6000 computers at my work
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# let's face it
if there's someone at work dim enough to just open random attachments to emails then you're going to lose it eventually...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# ... only
it doesn't spread via attachment :p
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# doesn't it
i don't fucking know, can you get it from sitting on the loo?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Wasn't it through p2p?
Which brings the questins: why are you using p2p at work.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Because they've got a faster connection
and more hard drive space? That's why I do (okay, did) anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# I'm not saying I wouldn't
I'm saying I'm surprised bosses don't block that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# * geek stuff *
It spreads across networks via port 135, exploiting a hole in windows. you don't have to using p2p. Everyone at our work got it, and most of them don't know what p2p is.
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# My ISP blocked 135 + 445 for a while (only on the network boundaries)
Plus, smart people BUDGET! No..I mean smart people have firewalls.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# someone took
a laptop home and connected to the internet,
then when at work connected to the WAN.- result 6000 Pc's with blaster on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# what IS going on with
that kids hair?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# NERD HAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# .
just caught in an unflattering light. He's gorgeous in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Apparently the cops
removed 7 PC's from his house! Bloody american rich kids...
(8th Floor, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# viruses are great
why? You can ignore email and then apologise a week later saying, "my spam filter identified your email as a virus."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# or have your pop server reject my email
address as a double glazing spammer!

i feel so rejected everytime
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I have just got back from a 2 week holiday
and to my surprise I have over 50 messages with a virus attached cheers ! I am glad you are stupid and got nicked
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Is he the same
bloke that ate the 20 burgers in the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# .
what happened in the last frame of that hamburger story? I was gripped and my computer refused to preview it, almost as if there was something too horrific to show.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I dunno
some of the jpegs are screwed - but that lends a certain charm to them I think.

All we were alluding to in the newsletter was that he didn't eat the tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# that makes sense
he did look the archetypal salad dodger
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Goatse apparently
according to my friend, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Yeah
he stuck goatse on the end after we linked to it, but we switched the link to a mirror. Thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Aaah that explains it.
I did wonder. My friend said "every third time I look at it I get pictures of [etc]". What I didn't understand is why he looked at the site so many times!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Dost this counteth as stolen bandwifferey?
Ripe for some photoshoppery, methinks, what what!

web.pulse.net/n5vgc/moet02.htm

Million dead album out today! Anyone off to the album launch Wednesday?

Ooooooga Booooooga!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# million dead are mint
i saw frank + ben's old band a few years back, yet to check out MD live though.
(Jihaddaway, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Mint?
Is this some new street jive i don't know, or are they literally mint?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# no its some old street jive,
that cider drinking 14 year olds used to say before they heard of the word "sorted"
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# mint is a word
i picked up whilst being in the north. it means good.
(Jihaddaway, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# And i live 'ere in t'north
shut up chris, you'll give away our secret
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# pepper or spear?
I do hope it's spear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# it is some teenage speak
they are even using it on those stick men BT adverts.
I guess it means groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I don't know what it means.
I just can't keep up with this new fangled jargon.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Ha!
I just like the fact that they are ex 'scene' kids, and hate all the scene kids for being up their own arseseseseses!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# no
and yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# yarrrrgh e m


punny as puck.
(Jihaddaway, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Michael Stipe
suits an eyepatch.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# yaaaaar plus repost ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# oh smashing.
Right, I'm off for a bit. SEe y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Yay for the flying bear... Returning things that Furtive has nicked.

Been done B4?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# dunno
but if it returns furtives stolen goods, it has to be a good thing, roight?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Meow
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# my cat
has no nose.
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# How Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Alaska
(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Two in the front
and two in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Hmmm
I still think it needs to die.
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# In Dorset?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Down the M4.
(Fur King Wang Car, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Quick, where's my crossbow?
That'd look great on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooonce moooooooooooooooooooooore
you ooooooooooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeen the dooooooooooooooooooor
and I knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow that my heart will go ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# you know what I was saying about flash
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# He's the saviour of the Universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# aaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa
he'll save every one of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I love you
But we only have 24 hours to save the Earth
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Gordon's alive?
see below for my donkey punch apology, DPK.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
#
Yes I see it. Just don't do it again, mmkay? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# arrrgh!
*sticks fingers in ears*
la la la, la la la, la la la...
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Oh come on now,
there's no excuse for that.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# aww
what a cute kitty-witty
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:48, archived)
# You aint seen me......


roight?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# saw it
and TJ-just done a b3ta search in windows media player. It didn't come up with much, but it came up with this
edit-lovely monday morning music for you all
edit-doesn't work. damn
edit-ok got it now
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# im fine
with my libertines
('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Stone


(brioche, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Grrr
that's the best Monday morning pressie ever! Thanks and whoo! :)
(funkylins, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# yay
n thanks oh n woo
(brioche, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# s'ok
and you're welcome...credit is definitely due to anything that posts Stevie boy right in front of me peepers! Set me up for the day now!
(funkylins, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Audrey
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Arf!
(Fur King Wang Car, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
thats great!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Here, you
I'm just about to head out, so I'll gi' ye a call when I'm close.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# my gaawwwdddd!!!!
outrageously groany... my stomach hurts.
(brioche, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# top top punnage
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# He hee I likey!

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# We love that.
Oh yes we do.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Very nice
though I missed half of it first time round coz too tall for my stupidly small monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# hehehehehe
groan and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# marvelarse
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# brilliant.
you nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:49, archived)
# for the love of fuck
that's a bad pun!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Hell!
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(ivor_the_engine, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
that's fantastic!
(Nickface, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# i was bored...


hehe.....it'll take a while to load, the files rather large...
(the_n00b, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# fool
that's nice. and even nicer now it's small.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# 300kb
too big. Make smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# woooohoooo
*fab*
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha.
funneh. :P
(Fiz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# nice!
bit big though but nice none the less :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# smaller-ised
made it smaller. quality's poor, but files ok now.
(the_n00b, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# you should have made the dimensions smaller
it is often more effective than over optimising it.
But it's v. good all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I'm on a mission from God.
Some Dried White Toast please.
And Two Fried Chickens.
Well...that's my excuse anyway.
(Fiz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# that's
great!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Splendid.
Don't watch the sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# too late
and it's shit :(
(Fiz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# of COURSE it's shit
you only had to look at the posters - it's got a child in it. If you went to see that movie you have no-one to blame but yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Sad, sad, sad...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# my excuse is..
..it's been stuck on the end of the original on the video. I didn't know! I didn't knoooow!XD
(Fiz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# yeah yeah,
leave it for the judge...
(roomproject, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Qually
tea
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# So glad you made it
a blue woo!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# watch them
jig :D
(roomproject, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Inspector Gadget
meets Pigeon Street? :D
(SlinkySkunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
www.funnyazhell.com/pages/porno.htm

A bit NSFW...quite alot really, but funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# cracking...
...money shot!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# there's a reason i avoid
websites with names like "funnyazhell"
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I was just about to say
the same thing. But then, you really ought to click on this one: www.thisonewillreallymakeyoulaughlotshonest.com, it's really funny, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I agree
I avoid most sites that are called names like that...I just like the animation on this site...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I think it may have lost something for me
as I don't have any sound here.


And I mean, none at all. I see people talking and I hear nothing, the traffic is silent, even my radio makes no noise... It's kind of, uh, weird... The only things I hear are the voices in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I thought
it was funny...hence why I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# i think
i'm gay :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# It wasn't
supposed to turn you on.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)
# mmmm
not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
good soundtrack as well !
after the carpet tile furtive, perhaps someone could try it in this stylee ?
GPS Drawing
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# is this real?
www.gpsdrawing.com/gallery/land/waxhamwhale/waxhamwhale01.gif
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# no
helicopter no shark no way !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Globalrichlist
hi Y'all

sorry to disrupt I just wanted to post this little charidy number. it's the Globalrichlist which shows your global position on the real global rich list. most of you will be very surprised to see where you are.

nicolas
(I helped save b3ta! emotionblurred, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# All hail ye!
King of the lurkers!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Err.
I wasn't very surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# You are in the top 96.33% richest people in the world.
There are 219,759,036 people poorer than you.
How do you feel about that? A bit richer we hope. Please consider donating just a small amount to help some of the poorest people in the world. Many of their lives could be improved dramatically or even saved if you donate just one hour's salary (approx £0.06)

Oh, and in case you’re interested you are the 5,780,240,964 richest person in the world.


should i be proud?
('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# yarr
i be changin' me name to Cap'n Wolfy

as it's a little more original than ofWolfandMan - the name of a Metallica ditty

but then none of ye shall care, ye scurvy dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Hi Nick
I meant to email you about that. I thought it was a really clever bit of work.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# no worries
no worries mate

we still need beer
(I helped save b3ta! emotionblurred, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# indeed we do
I'm in waterloo at the moment. You know my number.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
If you tell them you earn £0 annually they say:
"If this is the case you would be one of the billions of people who earn less than $2 a day. Typically you would also not have access to a computer or an Internet connection.

If you are earning less than $90 a year it¹d be unfair to ask you to donate money to Care International ­ if however, you actually earn more than this it may be worth re-calculating your position."

...Or put briefly "stop mucking about and give us the fucking money".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# hmmm
it goes like this:
POOR-|im here-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-rich
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Not all that surprised
it's a bit dull, and a bit pointless.
I could go on about the concept of relative poverty, and earnings in relation to the cost of living, but I'd even bore myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Goodness me
we are a little ray of sunshine these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# yes, spreading happiness and joy all around

oh you were being sarky
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:41, archived)
# dunno - I found the result interesting
I like knowing I'm the 50 millionth richest person in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:35, archived)
# lend us a tenner?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:38, archived)
# sure
it'll cost you your icon tho
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:39, archived)
# You're a
harsh man.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# very good!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Hm....
It calculates my hourly rate completely incorrectly. I'm not giving money to those eejits.
And they can't spell "annual". Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:50, archived)
# B3ta Reality TV
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# me likey
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
#
has anyone got that chris the ninja pirate game?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
#
www.cdhinteractive.com/ninjapirate.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# yarr
blisterin bosticks! thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# first timei've seen that !
its fab!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# yaaarrrr
and she be a fine strappin romp to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Nice
Though of course Slim will win.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# With his Yul Brynner impersonation?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# As I said on Friday
phwoooor Yul Brynner
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# did you meet him on Fri?
Yul that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# No, coz he's dead. But there
was just a compo pic with him and my reaction was the same - phwooor.
Edit/ Sorry for being boring and literal, not had enough coffee yet.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# yup I would agree
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# "So why do you want this?"

"well i've always had dreams of working in a retail outlet, ever since i was young, i see myself more of a customer services type person, i think i could really help people with returns and if they couldn't find something thay wanted..."
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# "I can't sing, I can't dance, I'm plastic and I like to stand around wearing the latest designer wear."
Ahh, sorry, you want Shop Dummy, next door.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Good news re: the 10 hours, it looks like it's going to be about 3 or so now :)
over 23,000 frames so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# er, thanks
but I already knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# yay!
are you going to compress it for web site fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# who didn't
we all knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# PICTURES!
we need pictures :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# This is b3ta
there's loads of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Blimey!
And all this time I've been b3taing with images turned off.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# pah
i mean special pictures from Fnord's camera!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
Ver' good.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Naughty, naughty sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# is it a
lady sheep?

(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# very disturbing
as is the red feces.

but very funny none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
that's one unwell sheep if the colour of it's faeces are anything to go by. If you put the sheep's hind legs down the front of your wellies then they can't run away. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Arse
I'm colourblind. Red? Oh Furry Wankmittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# "If you put the sheep's hind legs down the front of your wellies then they can't run away. "
Nah, you want to roll them over. Then they can't run away, *and* you can kiss them.
(Fur King Wang Car, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Nope.
That's what the little buckles on the side are for.

/country boy
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# If you shag them on the edge of a cliff...
...they push back onto you and the fear makes them clench more too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Again, roll them over.
I'm pretty sure one look at your face would scare them enough to make them clench. *8)
(Fur King Wang Car, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# My face...
...is a chiseled manly one with a soupcon of boyish good lookery, I'll have you know! Sheep go moist just gazing upon me, as do ladies......and sometimes men.*

* may contain traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I know I do
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:33, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Punch it in the back of the head when you're on the vinegar strokes.
If you do it right, it passes out, and all the right muscles tighten at the right time. Sorry, did I just share too much?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)
# you've been
thinking about that way too much....
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# It's called the donkey punch.
Unscrupulous people do it to women they're shagging fudgeways.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# well
that's really horrible.

Does it ever occur to you that you can just not mention these things to other people, who might not know about them?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Actually, no, not usually.
I know it's horrible, and I'd never advocate it's use, or the use of any of the others that I know about, but I read too much Viz, so my sensibilities are kind of deadened. Sorry to offend, loike.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Don't worry, you have a duty
to offend and inform, a bit like the BBC charter but better
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Enemy spotted in welly, captain!
"Use the arse lasers on them!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Yay!
That sheep is very regular.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# arrr ha ha arr
that be a fine picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# AAAARRAARRRRGH
it's shitting blood!!!
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# heh
class :o)
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Woo!
But clearly that sheep is a rabbit in disguise as it has myxamotosis
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# i dont want to know what that is coming out of it
but woo none the less!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# See above
Curse my defective colour perception gene.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] First Post and Comp. Entry
(I helped save b3ta! DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# haha! Good debut!
Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# that's great
and deserved more comment. keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I'm very hung over
so 1) have some badly shopped kittens

and 2) I'm off to buy more beer.

Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# haha
I like!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Now he's dead
advertising companies jumped on his name
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I'm waiting for
all the Death Wish jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# AH!
Now I've scrolled down, I see there are already some.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# i think he got his wish
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# YARRRRRR!
This be a mainbrace splicin' adventure for all ye Lego Pirates farin' the sea.

And I be cursed with ye Monkey Pox if this be a Cock o'Glaaaaassss.

Yarr.
(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# yarrrr!
that be a fine and jolly diversion
but alas, 'twas already pillaged by Cap'n Rob in his paper of the news, arr
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# this pox be scratchin' and itchin'
somethin' rotten.
And before ye be askin' I did search ye Board to no avail. Ye all be gay.
(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# thens I realise that my children be my real treasures
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# ha-harrr
space pirates ahoy!
just like normal pirates, but in space
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Ice Pirates
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# now stop,
collaborate and listen...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# No,
leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# arr,
alright then...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Monkey Pox for thee.
Curses! Me lack of decent software confusticates the operation of that there scurvy game. Avast.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Here's a useful site
www.talklikeapirate.com It's got a handy pirate dictionary for all you landlubbers.

Apparently it's the official 'talk like a pirate day' on Sept 19th - Yaaaaaaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# you lot seen this?
it's pretty nasty
www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7130421%255E28102,00.html
pizza man forced to rob bank strapped to bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
#
Linda Payne, who owns the property where Wells lived, described him as a private, trustworthy person who liked music and cared for three cats.

I bet the cats were involved somehow. Devious fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# mmmmmm
extra spicy for me please
(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Judas Priest on a two stroke moped.
That's going to sting in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I love that.
Man: "I'm strapped to a bomb, help me, I'm going to die!"
Police: "Shut the fuck up! Just keep yer hands on yer head, motherfucker!"
Man: BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# eeeppp
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

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