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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

ooooookay

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

whyforhow...

...are the ows in your username?

More modification?

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

somebody is standing behind him

prodding him with a stick

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

That's no stick!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

That's no him!

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

Have you

been snooping through my family album again?

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

they're a handsome bunch

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

Clever

too

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

Are you

Aphex Twin then?

Come to Daddy....

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shindig, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

would you like a pair?

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lord bofingham, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

woo

that's ace

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atomboy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

class

woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

"Image stolen from b3ta"?

I don't get it.

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amygdala, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)

I'm not usually one for brands, but I've made an exception...

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Seeing as I just watched a new disc of Love Hina

and seeing as that is woosome, have this.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

that am

very good

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

Thanks, poor Motoko

She's frightened of turtles...
But were it not for her psychotic tendencies, I would.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

now that's

some tea I might even consider drinking.
WOO!

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atomboy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

young man

(benzanotto, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

Apparently only the cowboy was gay

which probably explains Charles' cowboy chaps (allegedly).

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

I still would...

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Blimey - what have you done to Kylie?

She looks awful - and I don't mean just coz she's the size of Ann Widdicombe now.

Finally got Dave #2 on Friday. Yay.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Jesus!

I posted that about two weeks ago!
(reminder to self: post rest of comics)

Whadja reckon then? Like it?

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Yeah but then there was the bloody postal strike

so it got stuck somewhere between Teddington and Bow.
Yeah I did indeed like it, though thanks for putting my full name against the letter I sent while the others got their board names.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

I put the real names

of all the people I knew the real names of

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

But you put my board name next to the

pic..... - ahh, fuck it, I so don't care! I liked Dave2, it kept me entertained on the tube on Saturday, though I shall take issue with your split infinitives.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

'Dave tried to subtly find out'

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

Yeah

I never like that sentence anyway. Subtly looks all wrong.

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Oh well, never mind. I like the following

'humna humna' bit - and also the fact that Dave's hair seems to have sealed much of his drink on top of his head.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

i don't think

he did anything to her.
i saw that picture over someone's shoulder in the shitro the other day. she's juast put on some weight and is wearing the most godawful dress, ever

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atomboy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

Kylie with giant NORKS!!!!

Ahem. But, really - Kylie with GIANT NOORRRKKKSSS!!!

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

they're

not that big. Only a C or maybe a D-cup absolute tops

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atomboy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

I spent hours doin a potatoshopping this weekend

Then 'Tatoshop crashed when i went to save it.

I cried.

Then I made this:

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

hehe

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

woo

:D

edit: interview at Cambridge Uni today, wish me luck....please

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Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Good Luck

(watch out for any bumfoolery)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Luck!

If you get in: Congratulations, one of the best Uni's in the world!

If you don't: Ignore those snobby bastards, no one cares about Oxbridge anymore.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

tis

what I will tell myself

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Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

I applied to Cambridge

They turned me down but they wouldn't have been my first choice anyway.

Good Luck!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

good luck.

Cambridge uni.

A fantastic place for poontang.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Correction:

POSH poontang.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

shame i only seem to meet

filthy anglia poly tarts ;)

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

'OW'?

you haven't gone and done it again have you?
*shudder*

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mrRush, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

nipple

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

*thud*

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mrRush, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

hehe

wasn't so bad, a little sore now, but nothing life threatening

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Oh come on, that's pretty

tame considering other places Berk has been pierced.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

true.

but still...

*thud*

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mrRush, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

you'd be surprised.

and i do them myself, there's no "been"

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

*bleurrgh*

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

see what i mean?

you're a stronger man than me, berk. :)

where next then?

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mrRush, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

hehe

no more for now, but a few more in sack next i reckon

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Yeah, I hadn't realised they

were self-piercings.

*can feel the chunks rising*

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

hehe

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

www.stapleballs.co.uk ...

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

You have got to be kidding

if you think I am going to click on that.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

not at all

there's no NSFW content in there unless you ask for it :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

Pretty...

*smiles*

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Lubberly

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Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

He's left Dave behind!

Spare a thought for confused polarbears!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Ooooo

Dave is swimming underneath, he has a full deep-diving kit on, hence no need to come up for air.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

it's a lovely story

full of angst and pathos

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

I will

publish the novel next year

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

good

can it have monkeys in it? monkeys in hats. that'd be good.

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

And monkey knife fights

'Smithers, this monkey will need most of your skin'

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

And hubris!

The world needs more hubris!

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Mullet Over, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

oh yes

and chagrin.

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

woo yay

whatever it is that you lost it has certainly inspired you to woo us all with your lovely dolphin.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

That be beautiful.

Quite, quite beautiful.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

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munkt0n, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

*snigger*

nice

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

hehehehehhe

hehehehehe

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Woo

sir

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Wooo

nice and subtle

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

heehee fetch a tissue someone

before he spits.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

hehehehehehehehe

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thebear is thebear, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

you're not pregnant again are you?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

I dont know if anyone ever explained to you,

but daddy bear puts his winkle in mummy bears special place, and then a baby bear grows in her tummy.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

stop this filth

shurely you get babies from Amazon.com?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

What!!?

They told me about the birds and the bees.
No one said anything about bears getting involved !

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Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

It's an animal orgry apparently

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

Fleas!

Goddnag perverts.

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Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

yes she is

yeee hawwww

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thebear is thebear, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

cor blimey,

aint you fertile.

Also blows all the "dope makes your spunk weak" shit right out of the water.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

Really?

Congratumalations

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

yaroo

splendid

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

Hehehehehe

Hahahahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

Ha ha ha

someone whipped his trumpet away unexpectedly!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

WYH

WYH indeed

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

strewth

;)

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Awww that's erm, quite sweet, I guess

And thank God that's yours. For one moment I thought that might be sick_boy starting b*hour a bit early.

Morning all, hope you all had a fine weekend.

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MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

and again...

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

arf!

heh...bumgay...

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Bitchpapa, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Morning

you big pouve

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

What does the green text say it's hard to make out, something about

"Did you ... diana ...?"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

have a guess

"Did you have Diana killed?"

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Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

Is that what it says, I'm still having problems reading it.

\edit I copied it to Photoshop and enlarged it and you are correct.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

fantastic

hey bitchy - I just saw your Small Faces thing in the spaz for the first time - top notch.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

hahaha

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Hee hee

For some reason that seems to work. I think it's his expression of glee!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

Apologies if already done.

But i couldnt resist the urge to make swearwords appear on my screen.

Ah, the discussions one documentary influenced around the entire british school population.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

err

swearing orange minty syndrome?

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Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

cuntymints

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thebear is thebear, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

hehehe

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehe

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

had considered it

but thought i would try and stay fairly true to the lifework of john mad

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

*ahem*

Tourettes Syndrome

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

i get it,

i was pretending to be thick.

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Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Don't do that!

Pretend to be clever or you won't get in to Cambridge.

Good luck, btw

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Chlorets syndrome I believe...

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

but the tic tacs have it

y arent the clorets swearing?

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

Because

its contagious.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Contagious?

Teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
"Anyone else?" Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish
voice, "Our next door neighbour was painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad said that it will take the contagious"......

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

Hoorah!

That is all.

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

morning

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

nice one; morning

;)

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

ha ha ha

woo to both

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

I'm seeing double

I'm seeing double

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

so am i

so am i

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

It's just a glitch in the Matrix

...call IT support.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

morning

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

ooh

controversial...

woo though

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Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

are you trying to outtrash Trash?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

I was drunk.

Anyway, they had it coming. I fucking hate kids.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

Jesus

You're back then.

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

I say they had it coming to them

(not really)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

blimey

it's baz.

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

It's

Baz.

Root of all anger.

YAY!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

Hell!

Straight
to
for
you!
Do not pass go, etc etc

(FUSION, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

hoooooray

Baz is back

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thebear is thebear, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

Not really.

Only to repost stuff I did whilst pissed.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

brilliant

i got into a huge row with some grief fascist about football league clubs copying man utd's mawkish display and holding a minute silence before games. frankly, small clubs should have been rejoicing when they went 'cos it levelled the playing field a bit, with 2 less man utd shirts bought each year

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atomboy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

i held a two minutes silence yesterday

followed by an hour of swearing and kicking things. fucking accrington fucking stanley

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Who are

they?

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christhebarker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

exactly

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

had

a similar experience on saturday thanks to fucking Burton fucking Albion

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atomboy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

HAHAHA! RESULT!

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trashcanglam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)

hahaha

you cheeky monkey

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Sammo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

Is there really a place

called Chorlton-cum-hard?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

He knew he looked a little different to the rest,

But Dave felt like a real dolphin at heart...

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Oooo

Dats cool dat is

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

Awww

It's always good to find your porpoise in life.

(Astatine, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Badum

Tisssssssshhhh

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

Arf!

edit: I'm jealous I didn't think of that!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

If he wants to be a dolphin

I ain't arguing - seems happy enough though.
woo, yay lovely pic

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

Thanks, I was watching the Blue Planet on video yesterday

and was insired.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

Woo Yay!

What a liberating image! Go Dave, GO!!!!!

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Just sorting through my Whitby transparencies

and this is what I caught on camera ;o)

click image for graphic embiggeration

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Jesus Fuck!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

Is that

real?

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

Could well be

but without a bridge, helicopter and shark it's difficult to tell.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

What did it do next?

I'd say that lifeboat's in trouble.

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

I'm not sure I went for some fish & chips.

heard something about a fight with a gaint reptile which the press nicknamed Godzilla.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

Oh,

just the usual then?

Great pic.

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

Yeah pretty much the usual lunch time punch up between

large creatures that shouldn't really exsist.
Rather like a Saturday afternoon at Bramall Lane (Sheffield United)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

Shouldn't that be...

Go-Jira?

:)

(ReLiC, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

my vote

is that a huge mouse came out of hte lifeboat station, and they chased each other around. Before calling it a day and going to the Fisherman's Arms

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Sammo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Haha that is superbly done sir/madam. love the reflection and the ripples :D

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Sammo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

What

a lovely picture.

Whitby looks great

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

Madam will do nicely

and thank you for your praise.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

yeah er

I had to edit that...cos I'm a silly bloke

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Sammo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

I don't know why really, but a lot of people on the board

make that mistake; perhaps it's my no-punches-pulled sense of humour, perhaps they assume only men can do graphic stuff, perhaps they think maiden is a Iron Maiden reference (which goes back to the assumption of masculinity). but hey ho doesn't bother me.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Woman? Woman?

shhhh....guys, we like have a real woman!!!

ASL!!"1!!11!!1!!! CAn We Cybr! I iz l33t!

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

That kind of thing...

...seems to happen a lot when b3ta guys are near a woman.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

WHAT!!!!

You're a woman!??!!!!

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

Yeah seems that way and all that

AOL-speak crap is undecipherable
- which is probably a good thing because it means I don't have to answer.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

Giant catfish spotted off Whitby Coast.
1000KG of potatoes put on order.

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

Those trawlers had better

watch out! As, of course, will any passing milk tankers, container loads of Go-Cat etc...

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

The underwatercam revealed that

that is actually a mercat.

(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...have you tried switching The Matrix off and back on again?

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

i think you need more RAM

you'll need to fill in this form and get 6 managers to sign it...

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

try hitting it with a big hammer.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

First rule of IT Support

If it doesnt work, use a bigger hammer

FACT!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

Percussive maintenance

Amazing just how much it'll fix...

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

hehe

very good.

minor Jackage.. but a useful one...

toolbar.google.com/deskbar/index.html

That RULES... Select a word... CTRL-ALT-G and bang it wacks it into google.

woo.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

"Try shutting down and rebooting"

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

don't knock it

works every time

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huggybear, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

hehe

woo!

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huggybear, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

Angelina Jolie

proof that colegin is overrated

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

still would....

admitedly with the light off..but still.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

looks like she's been

smacked in the mouth with a large pike...

...repeatedly.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

pike the fish?

or pike the Medieval weapon/ tool type thing

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

i knew that would lead to some confusion.

i was refering to the fish.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

or....

pike the stupid boy?

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shindig, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

how dare you

thats my wife

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

no, i'm my wife

and so is my wife

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Forgive me B3ta I have sinned

It has been 16 months since my last post.
I've missed you all loads.

Bond felt his luck would change today

(FUSION, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

wow

HI, i dont even no you!! but welcome back anyway

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Did you forget...

...your old password?

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Forgive me B3ta I have sinned

Yep and my old email address
:))

(FUSION, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

What did you get sent down for this time?

;)

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Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Weapon of Maths Destruction

Sorry if this has been done before!

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giant_squid, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

topical

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

morning

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

morning

Not seen that for a while.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Q gadget #452

Seems I'm not the only one to think of emus as weapons.

(marv, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

It's a good weapon

as long as he doesn't try fixing aerials on roofs.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

"I am Rod Hull"

Nice touch. Now, where's my green flavour jelly?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

I AM ROD HULL!
AND SO'S MY WIFE!!!

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

This is my real false arm

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

jellllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

OK 007...

...your mission is to get up on the roof and fix Mi5's television antenna for the big game.

007 are you there?

007?

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

hahaha !

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

*tiiter*

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Nice

Like the expression on the bloke at the bottom.

I'm going for a kip. See y'all in a bit.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

ow do all

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

weird

i saw santa. then it went.

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

wow

santa has pills up his nose.
No wonder he is always jolly.

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sinisterduck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

if you take the green pill ....

....

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

Please

no more....no more

(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

But then I said to her, "No, Sharon"

I said. "You've got to do it clockwise or it doesn't work."

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Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)

Ah!

I was wondering where I'd put that.

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Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash bash !!!!

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Looking very forward to it! :D

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Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

Yeah it was too pill-like

more snotty now.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

if he dyed his hair black

and shaved the beard

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

Would anyone notice

if Robert Winston wore Groucho glasses?

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

if he smoked cigars

he could be in a remake film

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

He wanks at work?

Is that how he developed IV fertilisation?

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

gr.... never mind

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sinisterduck, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

*groan*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

*Arf*

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Wahey!

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

excuse me

but "wahey!" was never mentioned in the rule book

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

nah

Oh no it's a SSSS is a rebel who plays by his own rules. A loveable rogue, if you will.

(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

and u sir smell of prinky poo

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

woo

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

Millenium Eyetoy

Teehee.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

Use the preview button first

And edit the old post, don't create a new thread.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/lazyb3ta/

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

it's going to be too much like hard work today isn't it?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

it makes even less sense

now that i can see it

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

I think

It's a stinging indictment of technology and London.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

is it

it looks like lots of biplanes pasted over that big ferris wheel.

you'll have to ignore me, i'm in a foul mood today...

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

Maybe

It's World War I day on b3ta. That's it, must be.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

good ol' eugene

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

sorted

fixed now!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

maybe!

I'm getting my first fp today, apart from its not a good shopped pic or going to be on the section on the left but a link on the right, so going to have to see how my bandwidth goes!

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

is that a premonition, or have you bribed someone?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

I think Supermoore

has promised to have sex with Rob for me
Its just this

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

aha

is that not a gay bar?

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

Nope

its a geeks bar!
It has a Darlek and some Alien memorabilia and some original Thunderbird models and some retro arcade games and mucho geeky stuff!
Its a b3tans heaven!

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

it's been a while since i've been to that manchester

;)

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Most of the gay bars are down

Canal Street....I used to be a barman in one of them on an on and off basis! 100% of fact!

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

i was at university in manchester

(at UMIST), haven't been back for a donkey's age

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

What better excuse to come back then

than a Manchester b3tan bash??

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Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

to be honest

i'm tempted, but i'm 99% definitely away with work from thursday this week to tuesday next. which possibly explains the feeling of doom ;)

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

yay !

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Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

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