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# Very nutty cat

Extra salted is it ok now?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# salty redex?

edit: although I liked the redex, the cat-thing is far more deserving of w/y/h
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# .
sounds painful
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# you get used to it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# really?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# yep,
want to try one?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# THREAD JACK
Read the last entry here edit - in fact the whole site - and don't forget to have a look at the truck. God Bless Americans
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Some Americans shouldn'y be allowed on the internet.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# ALL Americans
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# hey!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# present
company excepted. Just ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# thank you
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# "any", shirley?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)
# no
ALL



cheeky
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# yay
working now. wot a happy cat!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Quick & Nasty
Gottle of Geer
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Tony's face
Is perfect!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# threadjack
doesn't the crest on that stand look a bit like a bloke with a stripey beard...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# He's saying
Mmmmmm, nice.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Actually
He's saying
"Wiggle your fingers a bit more Georgie!"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Actually I think you'll find
he's saying: Celery or lemongrass?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# It does
actually
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# just thinking actually,
he also looks a bit stoned.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Newsreaders in the buff


part 1: Anna Ford
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# she
really has let herself go.....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# yum yum
oldie but goodie
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I am so confused now...
...would I or wouldn't I?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# I'm sure you would
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# teehee
hey you, did you see my email - you up for coffee tomorrow?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# HI there,
I got your email ta. Will reply soon. Unsure about coffee tomorrow as I have a busy day at work, will let you know!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Okidoke, let me know.
Right, I really ought to go off and get some work done, so have a good afternoon, everyone.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# argh argh urgh argh urgh urgh
'pukes'
phwoar
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yay manmunglies.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# that
is vile
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# At
least its not the one where he smells his finger afterwards....that still haunts me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# hmm.
i'll try and dig that one out...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)
# it
blinded me
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# It's been a while
since I sat that the last time... it's still fantastic!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
I was scared for a minute there some joker might have just grafted her head onto a comedy body. Woo yay!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# You absolute cassock lifter.
WTF did you find that idea? hhm!!

Part1 my arse. stop now.

w/y/h etc.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# But does
she have a front bottom?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# another teenage fantasy dashed.
:(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I can't wait for
Jeremy Bowen
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGRGGGGGGGHGHHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!

MY EYES!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Someone
asked for a president cabbage...here ya go...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Someone
rolled over his head in a steamroller
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# he looks like he
is squeasing one out
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Is that Clive
James??
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# funny
enough it could be....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# argh!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# 'kin hell!
Woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# jaysus!
that scared me
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# yay!
UP WITH MUTANTS!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Is that my baby?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# you mean
you don't know?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# He looks a bit like him..
...but they all look so similar.
EDIT: Actually it's not him, not cute enough!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)
# awwwwww
what a lovely edit
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Indeed, it's true:
...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# yay for posting pics of your kids
have one of mine:
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# and mine
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
lovely! Both of them.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Breaking News
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# very very
not fucking funny
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# But the Quo
think it is.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# my girlfriend
is there at the moment...i don't
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# yes.
but the Quo do.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# pft
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)
# *points finger of suspicion*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Hehehehe
Oh dear
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# *calls interpol*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Fair enough
The Quo laugh at all catastrophes though.
It's traditional.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# thank you.
can't please all the people all the time.

[edit] have you seen their new album
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)
# you did it on purpose didn't you?
You knew you his girlfriend was out there and decided to mock his pain.
I bet you're sleeping with his mum too.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# is
that like sleeping with the fishes ?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Not
sure, I've not met his mum.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# maybe...
neither has he ?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# "Breakes"?
You twuntmungle.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Bah!
i don't care, it was done ages ago when the quo meme first started.

it's ye olde english!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# just dont mention
the football
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# The Quo
are always funny.

Look at their enjoyment!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I disagree
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# You speak as if
you expect b3tans to have morals
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# GP
WM
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# have what now?
molars?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# That is part of the joke?
just like PDF-file jokes and Princess Di/Queen Mum jokes at the appropriate time......
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# 'Appropriate time'
Not as soon as it happens....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# He waited a few hours.
I think the Queen mum got about 10 minutes.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Exactly.
and I liked the Queen Mum.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
#
"Sickly sweet and comes in a box at easter"

......and similar.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I love you.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Straight to Hull for you sir!
Woo..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# hehe
class :o)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)
# dunno why
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# never
wonder why.

(I would'nt though, unless she was double bagged)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# About as topical as I get
before you need a prescription.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# subtle.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# schmutle
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Karate Chops!

edit: I know why he wanted it now.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# George's New advisor had everyone worried
What did you say Sooty? is Sweep hiding Saddam?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# hehehe
I like 2DTV as well
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# they've been working together for ages
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I am going to repost this because its nearly my birthday

and i fucking love it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# God Bless the Getty Archive!
...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# now you mention it
all the Getty archive stuff keeps redexing with me these days. What's that all about then?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# they did some upate a week or so ago
havent been able to do more than one search at a time since, which has pissed me off.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# nice
reflections..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# that's a bit good
just a bit, mind.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# HAPPY NEARLY YOUR BIRTHDAY!
i don't understand the pic though
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# sherbet
tasty sweetie looks like a certain white powder
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i snorted a line of sherbert once
it REALLY fucking hurt
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Michael Jackson on the run


Go Jacko go!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# coffee came out my nose this time
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# stings doesnt it
like it a lot!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# were you drinking coffee at the time?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# funnily enough
yes
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Put it back
quick!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# too late
swallowed it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# eeeeeewwwwww
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# lmfao
..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
#
superb
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Arf!
that's got to be Jacko Post of the Week! Woo yay!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
The best today!

My first Woo of the day cause tis the best today!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)
# fak me with a melon!
its a pizza cat!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
/shite. i can't work a "beat it" joke into this post
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# BEAT IT
BEAT IT HARD!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Superb!!
Poifect
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# he's got an escape dodgem waiting for him
just down the road
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Gob > Tea > Keyboard
......tanfastic!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Your gob is bigger than your tea?
which is in turn bigger than your keyboard?



wow
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Serial instruction.
It also depends on how close you are to each of them.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# surely...
keyboard? ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Brilliant!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# hehehehe
Genius!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
go cops! speed up!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Excellente
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# splutter cough gurgle.
that is damn fine! Love it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# I just got this sent to me
tag it hard!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# that am
fabuloso!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Just watching Liquid News (Cable Celeb Gossip)
and they'd done their own version of this image. Cheeky twunts.

Anyway, have my special bully -
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# HA.HA.HA. >gasp!< HA.HA.HA
That is hilarious! An awesome job!
(w/y/h)^1000000
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Jacko
Already been nicked though mate

www.bangedup.com/Current/MikeysOntherun35.jpg

Cheeky fuckers even watermarked it!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Just got the unwatermarked version
well done grampa - you've gone viral
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# thanks
Considering the short lifespan of this image, I'm surprised it took off at all.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# was going to say
copyright that fucker asap cause I've already seen it around the place
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# I've just got it
in an email forward. Unwatermarked.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# And me
that's twice today.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# and me
two times as well. Obvioulsy Jacko is viral dynamite, or something
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# going around the office
here, too. NYC, 10:30am, they were all laughing at it. so of course I had to check if it was b3tan.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Same here
Been going round my office in glorious Hemel Hempstead *cough*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Friday 1:41pm
and this has been emailed to me. Well done sir.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# And me
too, just now.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)
# They have plans, you know
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# haha



that reminds me, skunk for me tonight....yay
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# You scare me
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# eeep!
*hides carrots*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Ahhhhh!
That image is more sinister than you could ever imagine it would be if someone described it to you, and all the more woosome for it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Yay! - or do I mean Aaaaargh - RUN!
As usual, totally hatstand.
Edit/ the poor little fella down the front looks like he can't believe it's all gone so horribly wrong...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# like it
Invasion of the Carrot Snatchers
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# hehehe
I like that a lot. Is it a teaser post?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Yes
The Giant Mutant Bunnies will appear soon.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Muahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# My mother used to say
He's not as green as he's cabbage looking
!
But Bush seems every inch a cabbage to me
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# yup
total vegetable
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Some one turn him into a cabbage patch kid
Do it NOW!!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# turn him
into ? But I thought...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# god, i remember the cabbage patch kids
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah, they were good.
Not like those Garbage Pail Kids.
Load of rubbish.....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# My mum couldnt get me one
Ive seen the cheeper alternative pumpkin patch kids though
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# More gayness:
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I CLICKED





my eyes....it burns....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I
have heard of being lead by the hand but...that...noooooo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Animate! Animate!

Oh, wait a moment - on second thoughts, no actually, please don't.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# See what I was saying the other day???
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# What? When?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# typical woman
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)
# What? It's entirely possible
that I might not have been around when you expounded your, what is no doubt, sexist view and therefore do not know what you are talking about :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# no doubt
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# :D
So go on then, give us your pearls of wisdom...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# must....
restrain....from making....obvious....wisecrack....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)
# *sigh*
;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I was saying to sick boy the other day...
if you must know that every response to one of his posts is "animate it!"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Aaaah. Ta for explaining.
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)
# so, no doubt
sexist
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# And you can just stop
sniggering and all. ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)
# this is so funny
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)
# bad man !
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# You keep a laminated
copy of that under your pillow
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
#
it's true
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)
# oops
excuse me...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# you're excused
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# can i be excused?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
#
krazy
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Please
put
this
in
the
right
thread!
Thanks
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# should i
drive to Marks and Spencer Simply Food to get some lunch? Or just make do with an egg sandwich?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
#
sesame prawn toast
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I had some of those the other night
they tasted too "of the sea" for my palate
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# i don't like them
but i have nothing better to do so off to Marks i shall go.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# i'm no seafood fan either, but when you coat it in other stuff
and fry it to buggery it tends to taste less sea-shitty
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# You love the cock
...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Play that Cock
Play it hard!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# the royals love cock too
and not just Charlie



*pearoast*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)
# *parp*
Oops,
excuse me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# behold
i crafted a fuzzy man from the assorted brushes selection that no-one uses in ferretshop!

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# It's Michael Fish
Yay!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Yay
Looks very christmassy..like a snowman
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# i want
that haircut
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# That looks to me
more like a hair grow
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Is that the Delftware pallete???
mmmm I wonder?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Looking on Genesconnected, Red riding Hood found out that granny wasn't who she said to be.

Thats no granny...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# That's very good!
My, what a big woo you have.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Why
thank you ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# wooo!
nicely done.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# woo! have a psycho boyfriend for her
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

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