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# oh he loved the banjo

He's friends with this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! ozmospanky, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)
# The way his nose moves is good.
It'd be nice if his left hand moved up and down the frets. I do like it, though
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# I like both !
very weird and beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# when candles daydream
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:56, archived)
# hehe
wicky wicky woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Marvellous
truly both woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
most good, sir
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)
# you could say
he has a burning desire.
ahahahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)
# ahahahahahahhahahahaha


yes
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:05, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)
# I've always quite fancied sea lions.
click for pic

mod edit: sorry, it's mostly a picture of a naked lady, so I'm thinking it's probably nsfw

other mod: you got there just before me.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:54, archived)
# urm
NSFW maybe?

prob best to link
(Fort, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:55, archived)
# It's
a sea lion.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Not in my office
it aint
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Fine, we'll compromise
It's a NSFW sea lion.

Edit: And round here, we like our NSFW sea lions linkied.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:00, archived)
# i wouldnt bother arguing
he's a twunt who refuses to link anything
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Wrong!
I link daisies to form daisy chains. And I link hands with my friends to form a brotherhood of man. You're evil. You even admit it, so don't take the moral high ground with me.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# ...on the body of
a naked lady...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:00, archived)
# No.
She is covered in stars.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# She's still naked.
Just because you dont see the minor details of the actual genitals the suggestion of pornography is blatently there.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Look,
I put stars on her in case people were offended by tits and minge, and I changed her face into a sea lion's in case people were offended by beauty. What more can I do?
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Link it?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Hey everyone! I´m in Mallorca!
groups.msn.com/Laini/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=145

Yay for the b3ta dating agency :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:54, archived)
# You son of a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:55, archived)
# seconded
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)
# i better not mention that thing
you did with those...
well...
i'll just not mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:56, archived)
# I think that would be best
Especially the... um...

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)
# i'm never taking him to a zoo again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)
# whyioughta!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Whatcha gonna do, Dan?
Mr "Oh, look at me, I'm in Mallorca"

You gonna hit someone?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:05, archived)
# no, just look even more smug
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Yay!
you are too rock and roll, Reverend!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Hmmmmph.
Hey everybody! I'm in pretty much the same place I always am!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)
# will there be a b3ta wedding
with cakes and pies and fighting and tears and heartbreak and joy and singing and truffles?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)
# a third b3ta wedding!
we do have a good record so far
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Higher than
blind date, how could Cilla get it so wrong?
(Fellmeister, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# It'd be only the second
"proper" one, cos phil and tomsk knew each other pre b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:35, archived)
# we have a dating agency?
why did nobody tell me?
where do i find it?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)
# here:
www.lonelyschmucks.com/b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)
# for socks!
www.lonelysocks.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)
# will you be my girlfriend?
i'll buy you bagels forvermore!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:00, archived)
# For a moment I thought you said
"I'll buy bagels for everyone"

And I got all excited.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)
# that's very kind of you
but then i'd eat all the bagels and get so fat you'd have to dump me
either that or i'd get so depressed i'd kill myself
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:03, archived)
# What a bastard than SirSandGoblin is
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:05, archived)
# You sound
like you're moving in for the kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)
# No
SirSandGoblin is not my type!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Really?
*moves in for the kill*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)
# *sulk*
can i at least stay in your bed and have lots of hugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# you know you can have that!
however according to that pic below its not hugs you want but something else entirely
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:11, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Huzzah!
and why not: Yay!
(Cheril, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)
# you look
a bit pale, go outside! get some sun!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# it´s 7pm!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)
# so...night
and you're with Laini
and you're...on b3ta?!
(Cheril, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)
# good point
we just wanted to go public.


Back to the hotel soon though...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# That's all very well
But it means you're missing Emmerdale
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Touche!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Haha
Your name change made me laugh
(Cheril, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:22, archived)
# you are too you buggers
please drink some sangria for me.

(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Stay very still.
They have poor eyesight.

bigimify
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:52, archived)
# yay! they certainly do
repost time:

"Bear!"


(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)
# the problem with that
is its too well shopped for people to realise
you've grafted an arse where its head should be.

NB. be less skillfull
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)
# nonsense!
it's a TWO-arsed rhino, of course
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:00, archived)
# i was going to reply to
this butt i couldn't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)
# hehe ok
maybe I'll post the original rhino:
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)
# hahahah
what do you win if you get one on?

a keyring? or a horn up the jacksie?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)
# The same as any fairground
...a horn up the jacksie.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)
# yay... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# hehe
I first thought the hoops were hanging on his... own horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)
# arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
# yikes!
that one looks broken,
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)
# program
what program did ya make that with?
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Just a quick question
I'm making an animation with b3ta favourites dancing, I now have a dancing:
- Badger (duh)
- Nohands
- Polarbear
- The Fear
- Domo-kun
- Fluffy penguin
- Status Quo

Is there one I missed that needs in? :)
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Me

(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:49, archived)
# Chump!
Svenno!
Smug bastard!
Golf sale!
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:49, archived)
# your face sold here
shark helicopter bridge man etc

*cough* goatse *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:53, archived)
#
www.chumpmanbear.com
sturdy girl
svenno
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:49, archived)
# Sturdy girl as in the Big Breakfast?

(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:50, archived)
# she's lovely.
but no.

edit - I hope someone can post the original sturdy girl meme pic, 'cos I haven't got it.

edit 2 - this is her, but not the original pic: www.b3ta.com/board/182231
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Is it the hotornot munter?
EDIT: Ohhh! Oh yeah
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:54, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Who then?

(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/182231
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Such a sturdy girl.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)
# The striding gymnast
Brian blessed
Hypnocat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Teego.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:53, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Teego want hugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Fnord!
Fnord! (I know he's not a meme, but I still want to see him dancing)
(Cheril, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Clive
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:57, archived)
# oh yes
Clive rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Death Star
Probably George Bush and Tony Blair... together.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Humphrey was bored...

....really bored
Anyone for isketch?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:43, archived)
# GNOPS! (OR IS IT SPONG?)
and have you kick us out again? ok but only for 15 mins - going for a run at 7
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Yay! that really captures the soul of boredom
and reminds me what a disgrace my life is. So, thanks for that...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:47, archived)
# heehee!
i likes humphrey!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:48, archived)
# aww...
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:52, archived)
# lur
ver
ley
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# First post

So this is what they get up to in their spare time…
(Plastic Goldfish, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:37, archived)
# hehe
well done!
(3mo Kid, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:38, archived)
# hehe
I was laughing - and then it animated ;)
yoo way!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:40, archived)
# velly good
velly good indeed
(][DaN][, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:40, archived)
# TJ
does corel draw work like photoshop?
(3mo Kid, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:41, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Corel is
a vector drawing package - more like ilustrator... although I think it can do a few paintmashy-type things. not too sure. Coreldraw 5 was the last version I used.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:46, archived)
# it usually includes corel photopaint...
which is like photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:48, archived)
# quite splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:42, archived)
# hahahah excellent
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:43, archived)
# heh heh nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:48, archived)
# hehe...
welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:51, archived)
# woop woop
dee woop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:54, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Thats no
bowling ball, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's rather well done! Bravo, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 2:00, archived)
# here's a silly paintmash
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:31, archived)
# nice.
or not - but well done all the same ;)

TJ: the greek site is back up (well, I can see it anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:32, archived)
# I could see it
then I stupidly ctrl-f5ed, now I can't
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:34, archived)
# I've done some experimenting
if the referrer is b3ta it redirects to hitler.org - otherwise it works.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:36, archived)
# ah
so

1. open a new instance of your browser
2. then copy in www.robertomarinos.gr
3. enjoy with furtiveness!

edit: ARF! "Click the helmet to view the website in the greek language. " hehe. You couldn't make this stuff up...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:37, archived)
# addendum:
I would make a redirect on my server - but it appears to be down at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:39, archived)
# NSFW
bloody hell. what a weird fucker to stick this stuff up...

www.robertomarinos.gr/thumb%20mother&alexis%201978.jpg [to be pasted into new browser window - as I know some will, and some won't be arsed].
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:44, archived)
# It would only be NSFW
if you had an eagle for a boss
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:47, archived)
# aye indeed it does
he doesn't like us :(
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:37, archived)
# not what I've found.
Seems to me that it works if you go to the greek part of the site, but not the UK one.

edit - So that leads me on to wonder if he thought it was the text that we found funny!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:38, archived)
# works here
without the b3ta referrer

EDIT: maybe your cache is cheating you?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Yar
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:40, archived)
# indeed it was
not sure I know what was going on there, but I dumped my cache and it loads OK now.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:44, archived)
# using mozilla
www.robertomarinos.gr/welcome_en.html
is working for me
(el_meerkat, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:45, archived)
# er


clicky biggy
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:26, archived)
# My Preeecioussss

(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Hope it's not too big a file this time
I'll get there in the end.


(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:26, archived)
# much better.
nicely done too
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:28, archived)
# It got moderated for being too big and was removed
I'll learn them there rules one day. It was a first try at shopping and posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:32, archived)
# that's what the mods are for...
keep those pesky newbies in their place!
Just keep those tatties coming ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:33, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Is there nothing b3tans wouldn't
put eyes and mouths on, even things that already have them are in threat, nicely done though
(Wire, brush and dental, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Evenin




(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:16, archived)
# evening
he looks like a scally
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:17, archived)
# what about a townie?
or a scagger?
or many of the other names they have?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:18, archived)
# scutter...
bokker...
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:19, archived)
# actually
i made up the scagger

but im sure they're called that somewhere
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Scally?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:18, archived)
# yeah
rat-boy townie in a shell suit and a Helly Hanson coat.

He needs a pair of Rockports
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:21, archived)
# precariously balanced baseball cap
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Oh, we call them Pikeys round this way.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Look at the one called 'Reepa'. His real name's Stuart, and he's a nerd!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:26, archived)
# the one called spike e's
face is falling off
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:30, archived)
# I thought
a pikey was a gypsy, no?
(RiotMoose, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Yeah, most places that's what it means
but for some reason we refer to sportswear connoisseurs as pikeys.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:29, archived)
# we call em pikeys too
up in Brat'fud
but we call em Skeefs as well, cos of a nearby
town called Keighley where they all live.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:30, archived)
# christ that's frightening

and i've just remembered i was supposed to be somewhere at 6

i'd best get dressed
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:17, archived)
# he looks mean
i bet the penguin ladies love him

edit: oops manners, woo and yayaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:17, archived)
# He is a penguin lady
Weorgh, Boo Nay and no houpla to the sickness not the funny image
(Wire, brush and dental, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:21, archived)
# are you up
past your bedtime ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Yes according to
Nuka'alofa time, but according to GMT I am not, however there is no set bedtime for moi, however a common perception would tell me I should go to bed at about midnight so I go at 1, pays to be different and so on
(Wire, brush and dental, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:27, archived)
# vulguin?
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:19, archived)
# I was going to call it that
but it sounds a bit erm.....rude
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:21, archived)
# nah, it's ok

however, if it was called Quimhawk...
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:22, archived)
# what about
penture then?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:27, archived)
# argh!
the vulture the vulture etc.

you ok tonight scarymary? back on the stellas again?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:21, archived)
# No
am at work at 6 tomorrow...booooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:27, archived)
# yup
back in at 9 meself.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:27, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:14, archived)
# you
(Tonto Popadopolous, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Never trust a marsupial
(kohoutec, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:09, archived)
# AAAAGGGGHHHHH.........
the fearthefearthefear......etc
(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:19, archived)
# A ring a ding ding


(evening all).

EDIT: *looks down the board* I didn't realise this board had turned into hotornot.com
(Tonto Popadopolous, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Very nice indeed
though I really must finish doing my Business Studies homework or else I die tommorrow
(Wire, brush and dental, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:10, archived)
# i just finished this piece of geography
and feel so much better after it! i shall live on tomorrow!!
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:12, archived)
# I've got an English talk to write and learn
I go back on Tuesday though
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Africa has a strange, yet interesting fauna


My first Domo shop

edit: took care of the photographer´s watermark... that´s MY shop, dammit
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:55, archived)
# indeeed
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:07, archived)
# indeeeed
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:16, archived)
# I like this one, particularly.
Looks quite friendly.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:31, archived)
# See here:
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Talking of Bambi (pearoast)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:05, archived)
# ooh
i'll have to download that.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Is it just me
or is the board incredibly slow this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Both, i imagine

:)
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:09, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:11, archived)
# It's
taken me 45 minutes just to type this reply...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Whaoh!! Sorry, luv!


..... should've locked the door.
(Spockinasock, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Sweet mother of jesus
Who takes a picture of someone on a toilet!?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:54, archived)
# *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:55, archived)
# funny you should mention that...
*shuffles through photo collection*
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Hehehe
Filth.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Maybe...
But will he share them? That is the important question.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:59, archived)
# no, really...
my ex is a photographer... she has a self-portrait of her sat on a toilet... clothed, like... but still on a toilet...

i have no idea where i'm going with this
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Jail?
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Likely
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:04, archived)
# hehehe
oh, i missed the board over christmas...
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:09, archived)
# ooh ello there

*doffs cap*
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:10, archived)
# there are whole websites for people interested in that...
don't go looking for them.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:00, archived)
# I think I'll take your advice on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:01, archived)
#
indeed there are
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:06, archived)
# and agian?
(Imagine girl A's pupils are normal sized)
A


B
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# B
i like piercings, probably the kinky aspect

(i'm sick, i know)

EDIT: wait... whats the point of this?
(Cockfosters!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# posterity
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:16, archived)
# err
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# holy shit
talk about botox!
(moose tequila, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# the middle one
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:51, archived)
# its people like you
who say things like that
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# And the same to you.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# a
then I prefer people without borg implants
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:51, archived)
# B, because she is more blurry
and has normal teeth (but i dont like the piercing)
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Was A taken through beer goggles?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# i'll get back to you on that one....
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# HOW OLD IS SHE???
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:54, archived)
# dunno actually
14 i'd guess
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:55, archived)
# FFS i must be getting old
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:56, archived)
# i became horribly depressed
when i realised i was older than page 3 girls

a bit of a turning point in my life, that one
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:58, archived)
# The real turning point
is when you find your man breasts are bigger than the page 3 girl's.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:06, archived)
# a very very good point
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:07, archived)
# heres a diff of the images
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:06, archived)
# I would
.
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:28, archived)
# i hate to say this
but they are both the same picture. mashed. with different like gamma and stuff so it's not really a fair comparison

sorry, I'm rambling

why do I even care anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Pointless, but nicely done:
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# that was very nearly me yesterday...
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# So modest
but I must agree
(Cockfosters!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Modesty
got me nowhere.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:57, archived)
# very pretty
woo yay

whats the original greek model site? i had an idea
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# STOP
ASKING ME QUESTIONs!
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:00, archived)
# why?
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:01, archived)
# BECAUSE
I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS BUT I DON'T WANT TO SHARE.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:04, archived)
# it's not for you to be handing out the compliments you know
or do you mean while you were doing it you were helping someone with their homework, stroking the cat and donating to charity?
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# No.
I don't mean that.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:56, archived)
# i know this is an odd question
but which of these two girls looks better?
girl A


or girl B

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Girl A
.
(Mattyboy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# girl A has some hair
not so neat and further down her forehead. I like her
(Lord of the Beans, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# B

girl A has ill-looking angular bits to her face
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# B
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:47, archived)
# B.
Because now I see those angular bits you up there are on about.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:47, archived)
# so..
if i fix A's hair and smooth out her face? righty then!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# B
A looks ill
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:47, archived)
# They both
look like fish.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:47, archived)
# I think girl B
the way she has her hair is more natural.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# B
(Cockfosters!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# dont care
i would do them both
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# shes 13....
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# in 3 years
(I helped save b3ta! 10512, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# That means she's 10 now?
Sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# is your name ian huntley?
(moose tequila, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Busted.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# she's a complete
goth
(moose tequila, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# girl b
and she definitely looks older than 13
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:54, archived)
# people hit puberty earlier and earlier these days...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:58, archived)
# the hair on A
looks better
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# neither
but i'd also like to say, i finally put up a profile pic so feel free to spongify and deface me...
(moose tequila, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# BIGGER
(Cockfosters!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:51, archived)
# FILL MY SCREEN WITH YOUR FACE
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# it is
1600x1200, my uber digital cam :D
(moose tequila, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# it's ridiculously too large
(vork and burlap, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:55, archived)
# same size
as my screen
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 18:20, archived)
# HARDER!
(moose tequila, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# no need!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)

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