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# Heh heh...

Click for a bigger portion
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Set microwave on
FLAMBE!

heehee

(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# kitty ding!

one of my favourite meals

feels hunger pangs kicking in, leaves PC to defrost a kitty
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# mmmm
*sets micro for 666 seconds on high power*
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# mini kittens for dinner again mum??

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# yes and if you don't eat them all there's no red panda for afters!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# Awww...
I wanted fox & badger!
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# awww mum, c'mon
we had flippin' mini kittens three times this week already and it's only wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# OMG!
THAT IS SOOOO CREUL! U SHUD BE PUT IN PRISON 4 LIFE!!!!111!!!1!!!!

Only jokin mate.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# OMG!!! LOL!!! ROLFMAYO!1!!11!1111onemilliononethousandonehundredandone!11!
Sorry I go that way every time someone ends a post with !!11!1 and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# that must be
one of those industrial sized microwaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)
# evil!
but classy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# No hands found out what terry was doing...

so he set out to get his revenge.

Terry1
Terry2
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# WOO PIC !
PLEASE send me a linky for no hands,I want his pic for my file, he is so cute!(saddo)
(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Try this
B3TA Construction kit
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# thanks!
(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# and indeed try this message board.
www.faceparty.com
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# ta so much!
(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)
# old...

evening... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# hehehehehe.
SPONG!
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Here's your suppository dear...
Woo, lovely as per...
(Dr Frank, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# my version of anal fingering
(safe for work)
Linked to save those who are not into anal fingering.
www.500sound.dsl.pipex.com/b3ta/zombiehead.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# that's just too amazing!
Woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Road signs rock!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# what do u mean welcome?
eclectech's been here long enuff to learn u a thing or two
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# im not sure thats how it was meant
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# I think it was meant as
'Signs are cool, look at this one I made'
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Thankyou
Edit: And besides, this sign does not say hello newbie, it says welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave. Obviously all this time of using said phrase to welcome newer members has warped your perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# sorry about this


done?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# (:
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# did someone
not post a bear one?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# twas
a flash in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# ha ha
I don't know, but this is absolutely ace!

w/y/h!
(siddy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# oh my woo.
That is class.
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# arf!
very nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# that's cracking.
aint seen that one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# ehhhhh
xelllll
ent!

wooyah!

and the kid ain't retarded, he's just well overfed. seems appy enoof.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# aii
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# 'appen
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# its a he?
I was thinking it was a girl
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Congrats Lemony, you've done it again!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# brilliant!
favourite fat kid animation so far :D
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
fat-tastic
(zut, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] at last! after all these years of waiting!
they finally came for me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# compo entry?
woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# bottle
of urine on the window sill, were you preparing to welcome them?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Woo! Water on Mars!
(Dr Frank, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# dont
tell barrymore
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# No!
Do tell Barrymore. Isn't Mars far enough?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# i
was waiting for the municipal pool on pluto to open before i told him

he'd stop off at uranus on the way though

/coat
/door
/gone
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# haha
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Smelly

(I helped save b3ta! Poon Poon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# do you
mind pointing that thing the other way

some of us are trying to eat you know!

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Nice.
I like loud kitties.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# when come back, bring parp
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# #smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?#
(friends)hides face in shame!
(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# #smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault#
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# phew!
a fellow fan.
(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Just made this woo yay thing...
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# ooh i like that!
houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Looks like this


Only yours is better.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# That's hypnotic



*wanks furiously*
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Bedankt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# superb
*fwap*fwap*fwap*fwap*
(Gene Starwind, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# Have mine*

*may not be anywhere near as good
(4rtzy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# it's nice.
but mebe you should just use it as a woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# I know
but I was so pleased with it.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# When
the signal is bad in my appartment the terrestrial channel titles it pulls from teletext comes up "BBC WOO" ill have to try and digi cam it next time it happens :D
(Retow, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# first animal blend
Spider monkey, sorry if been done before

(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Don't worry
EVERYTHING has been done before ;)

Woo :) Not only does it live in a hand of bananas, it can eat them too!
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# yay! good first effort.

on a related note, i made a spiderloris once:
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# that
i like!
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# woo
that is evil^666
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# first and last post

remotely funerally?
(muckbulligan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# woo
subtle, veery subtle
and good
(4rtzy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# So...
you get it, but I don't.
call me dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# wha?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# a bit too
subtle for me
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
#
jamaica?

i think i get it - JFK is there, despite being dead (or so they say . . .)
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# woo
very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# I like it
Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# woo took me a while woo
v.good
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# so that's not the bloke
from the police academy movies next to the bugler then...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Another budget item of technology...

Also available, I-Pod model
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# i...
love love love love love those
hoho made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# heheheh
i like these!!


woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# hahahahah
woo!

I'd buy one
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# but i want monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# i want monkey so much
i forgot to say woo! so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a world outside my window...
Go around and around.
(LovingIt!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# woo
very clever, liking muchly
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# it's giving me a headache
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Whee!
I'm Flying!

Its a bit like this crap I made a while back, but muchly betterish.
Click-ola
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# .
I hate McDonalds
(fcknuts, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# yup
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# try working for the bastards
and woo to the anim
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# gasp!
you flash bastard.
that's too good by half.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# and it's a world of dread and fear



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Great...
now I'll have "It's a small world" running through my head.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# 'feed the world' i was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Re: and its a world of dread and fear....
i was going to write that... but I couldnt remember the lyrics exactly!!!!
(texasjohn, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# who sang that line?
clocks ticking.... tick, tick, tick....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Mr Bono as I recall
uttered the Dread 'n Fear line...

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# hob nob or custard cream?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)
# wasn't
it Simon Le Bon?
(empty head, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Ah yes...
(hands back his jammie dodger)

Now that you mention it I think it was Simone Le Bone... I can see his angst filled look in the recesses of my memory. I remember thinking he did a rather pained Dread 'n Fear.

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# that's bloomin' fantastic,
my favourite entry so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# 2nded
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# 3rd ed
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# 4th'ed
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# 5th ed
(Gene Starwind, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# mmmm
worldy
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Ooo
that is most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# brilliant!
*catches breath*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# yay!
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# that's lovely!


houpla!!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# wow!
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# very
very very nice.
(jokubi, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# thats fanta stick
woo to the yay
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Utterly
fucking top.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# that's fantastic...
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# oooh
it makes me want to do sex wee
(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)
# wow!
that's stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
# amazing
I starred at it for much too long!
(m0f00, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Magical
Wow that's great
(Mariana, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# If your bandwidth is being hit hard
you should try using an MSN group for your b3ta pics.

There is a guide to setting one up in the FAQ and there should be no bandwidth problems with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)
# So there is...
Have set one up now, thanks for the info.
(LovingIt!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 8:24, archived)
# Have you made
the group public, cause the redex is strong at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:39, archived)
# I have, but still the redex wins.
pah.

Edit: Hadn't, but now I have.
(LovingIt!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# *claps loudly and embarrassingly in front of bemused colleagues*
*looks around at colleagues*

*doesn't g*ve a fuck*

*claps again*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# but
is it a world of dread and fear?

and the only water flowing....

(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 0:39, archived)
# you have to
take out everything after the '.gif'
(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# We haff a wiener
that is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# brilliant
totally lovely in every way
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 11:07, archived)
# i have in my hand, a piece of paper... weeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Glasscock?
Someone found this llovely flash game over at YakYak. It's similar to the penguin game where you punt the buggers across the ice, only you have to control this burly shotputter who flings kittens using traditional athletics game controls (hammer the left and right arrow keys to run)

Linky here

Have an image too:
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# gah
my fucking fingers!

edit: 143.57, incase any one else is playing it.......
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# 171.21
not bad
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# 157.045
I do prefer the penguin one though....
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# the penguin game rocks
i've got abou 1200 on that one

and it doesnt wreck your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# hmm
you must be talking about the bloody version with the mines.... my best was 1620 and change, but it's all luck depending on the placement of the mines. Mine was the result of just barely skimming the spikes and hitting two double placements of mines in a row, then a few more.
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# never played one with mines in
i'm refering to this penguin game

pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=2437

mines sounds fun though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# oh, OK
Another modified version of the original, pretty wild there, that yeti must take some steroids there.

(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# woo
173.23 on my second try, first was a big fault!

I found it easier to use the pointers of each hand and the space bar with my pinkie.
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Gah!
No wonder i'm shite - i was using my cock on the space bar.

170.005 there......

229.215 - this doesnt seem to agree with physics though
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# hmm ok...
after a few more lobs, it seems I'm sticking right around 255, best is 260.45.

I don't see how people can get those best scores, that's more than double mine and I thought I got far!

edit: 288.755
(JJoker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# 257.7
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# 184.49
not enough penguins though
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
211.815
Bwahahahaha!

edit: make that 215.855...
edit: 249.03...
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Paul?




evenin
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# yes?

*well it is my name
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# can't be
it's mine
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# haha!
magic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Woo
Have a pixely abbey road...

Edit: Done by hand, not just resized and coloured over, I might add...
(Tri-ang is keeping up his 1 post per 2 months average, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Rock On...
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Scary.
Woo but scary.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:57, archived)
# i saw him before
he was at a bus stop
listening to the britney spearios masterpeiceice
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# he looks like an axolotl
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY BRAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# how are you gentlemen !!
all your brain are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# axolotl...
don't they spaz out?
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# spaz out?
i imagine that an albino, frilly-gilled salamander spazzing out would make a great anim, but i haven't the skills.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Idlewild
I See Shapes When I Argue...

...they spaz out in that video - great moment.
(I helped save b3ta! holygiblets, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# they flip out
and kill people

and if you take them out of water, they live on the land for the rest of their lives. which is how you can tell that land is better than water
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
#

clickety-biggedy-boo
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# so simple so good
(STINK BOMB, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# look at its face hard it looks like a ape
(STINK BOMB, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# if you added another six eyes
he'd look a bit like a spider
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# mgah
nice shopping

gah
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# wilf!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Eeeep
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# very good
:D
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:57, archived)
# I saw that in the wild.
Imagine being scratched whilst vomiting uncontrollably. That's what happened to me. It was horrid, and I cried.

Now do you see what you're doing? Go and do something constructive, you bloody genetic vandal.

Oh, yeah: woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:57, archived)
# ooohh
joined at the neck!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:57, archived)
# spider! groundhog!
praire dog! spider! merrrrrging.
nnnngggh.
my brain says ow, but my heart says woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# "my brain says ow, but my heart says woo"
I'd buy a song with that in the lyrics.

Actually, I'd download it. But you know what I mean.
Come to that, if it was preceded with

"spider! groundhog!
praire dog! spider! merrrrrging.
nnnngggh."

then as far as I'm concerned, it's the song David Byrne should have written but didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# gosh, i missed my calling,
seemingly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Absolutely
that spoke to me like...

Well, something that spoke to me.
And I used to shop in the same supermarket as Joey Harrington, so it behooves you to be impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# I told them it's no big deal, but they didn't listen!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)
# awww!
conga rats!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)
# Erm...
Woo, I suppose.

WooTF.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)
# Yaaaay!
Congrats!
(your ewok picture is now in my screensaver slideshow :P)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)
# hehe
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Happy peas !
gotta love merry vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# you must roast them
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# congrats
woo

maybe i'll make it that far one day
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# yay


Posted this for my 1000th a couple of days ago......
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# i appear to have had the lamest 1000th post ever.
it's in my profile and i ain't pearoastin'. it's that sad.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# Woo to you
I cant wait 'til I've done 2000
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# yay,
(lightweight ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# ....


geek
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# grats!
I'd just like to say two unrelated things:
1. one of my neighbors apparently just got cubase or something similar and is trying to make hip hop with the Fifty Worse Samples Ever Recorded (including some guy yelling "hey", and a phone ringing) and to do this he needs to have it turned all the way up on his super mega hifi stereo. "hey hey he he he h hh hey ring ring ri ri ri ring riiiiing ri ri ring"

2. on the upside my b3ta shirt came in the mail today! woohoo! it's a beautiful color that petrol, but I'm too sick to get out of bed and try it on.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# ooh gak!
send it to me and i'll try it on for you*

*not that i want to blag a free shirt, i already ordered one
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# I got
mine too! Very quick! Very exciting tearing that jiffy bag open!
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# It's true!
very quick!
unfortunately they were a bit spammy about all the little trials and tribulations they were going through in order to send it to me. more than I needed to know, just exactly where my tshirt was located at any given moment.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha.
Like Ross's 'Sound' in Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# the shining spoof
picture on your profile made me nearly piss myself laughting, WOO!
(Leah, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)

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