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# Michael Knight was keen to get out and about with his new face
after being shot in the opening minutes of the Knight Rider pilot feature length episode...

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# hehe
have a joke : - whats purple, stiff and makes women scream in the morning?


cot death

/coat
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# nicked off " the amazing jonathon" website?
sick
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# You
My good friend are hull-bound
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Jake's Life


Bit ropey, but ah well
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
he sits down to wee

plus, best spelling of exercises EVER

100% fact
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# thats because he's embaressed about the size of his wanger
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# best spelling of
eates, loafes

I think there should be an award for that
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# yay
for jake and his cow writing
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Fan-fuckin-tastic!!!
hahahahahahaa
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)
# haveapoem:
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# that makes
my insides crinkle up with smile-lines
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Makes me cringe
The multitude of spelling mistakes detract rather.

Yes. I am an arrogant pedant. AND PROUD OF IT!

And no, I can't draw to save my life.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)
# YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats mondo cool!

how bored were you!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# grrr
u broke my browser then again... i do use windows
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# ooh
that's rather good mashing and poem
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# whythankyou
its very good

pssst, leap
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# you are my god!
that is supremely lovely
/wooship
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# woo!
i *heart* that
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# absolutely fantastic
that's awesome
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
# absolute
topness.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Woo!
Did the bird butcher and eat him?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)
# ooh...
what's the typeface?

(yay for fishy!)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# cooper black
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# thank you!
been staring at types for way too long and my eyes have gone screwy.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Cooper ? maybe
Woo! to Mr elephant

but you should get a spellchecker
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Good to see you back on form!
:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# yaaaaay!
lovely :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:14, archived)
# cthulu before breakfast
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# hehe
well, i assume he's a handsome chappy after breakfast.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# haha
lovely
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# hehe...
:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# hello
you're also my link testing bitches
can you test this please (tis my tune i posted the other night, but now hosted by www.fatpigfarm.com)

noodles
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)
# i prefer mr bounce
but noodles is a good chill out theme
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# yes but does it work?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# oh i've no idea's

i downloaded them from your profile below
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# why dont you
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:14, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:15, archived)
# works for me!
TJNSFW

this is just wrong

fotm.rotten.com/fotm/index.html

sorry if its a GC! i'm sure it probably is!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# that's fucking hideous
thanks!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# you will spread our pics about dear
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# she's clearly a spunky funky junky for your love
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# gc but still fucking gross
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# This is my fave
Look a penis
Although, i think it maybe GC

Also ever so slightly NSFW
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
# hehe
I love that one
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# yes
it does
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
# It seems that now
I've vowed never to use comic sans again, everyone has started praising it.

have a non-cs kip:

sorry for not following thread

EDIT: and for not having any new backgrounds
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# mmm
kitten kebab...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# That's brilliant!
But poor kitties.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# seams?,
what seams?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# keep up teh good work
woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# what'll the boythhh think at the gym?*







*hes gay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# They'll think
kittens are fluffy and cute.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)
# I smell a pearost oppertunity
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Finally, Gareth had graduated.
*Shameless evening repost*

Click to embigify
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# ooh, you reposting whore
its lurverly though
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# i posted it this morning
about the time when everyone is on their way to work - and thus away from a computer.




(unless they have an in-car computer)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)
# I have one*





* lie, I dont even have a car
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# clearly
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)
# I can
run around on the road and make noises though, does that count?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# its a ripoff of this
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# he looks like he just *can't believe* he passed.
bless!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# to be honest
i've never seen that before
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# i don't think you can say it's a rip off...
simply because it's an animal in a similar situation... otherwise we're all knacked... and if we're being picky you should possibly have pointed out that the pic you posted is by darryn.r...
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?name=Darryn.R
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)
# oh my god
you fucking hypocritical monster you!

thanks eclectech - lvu!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# well done Gareth..
er... yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Quick poll
Which of these two designs do y'all prefer?

And for those of you who ask, yes, you are my design critique bitches.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)
# well
put it on a yellow background then there will be no difference
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)
# I hate the pair of them
with equal venom
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)
# ooh
you are cutting
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)
# I know
my corruscating wit knows no limits
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# The one
wot is on top. Because I like yellow.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# What is this actually for?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# smart water innit?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Yes...
but why?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# its part of a new 'drink more water' campaign
if we dont drink enough it'll evolve and take over our brains!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Is this the smart water
that turns us into countless monsters and zombies?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# mind
the piss
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)
# No
It's the one that takes over the world.

Edit: Yay! This is my 139th post. What a milestone!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)
# *rips out taps*
CONSPIRACY!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# renaming dasani?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# personally
i'd remove the yellow filled in bits in the letters, cos they look a bit like a fill tool has been done on the canvas but you forgot inside the letters :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# i agree
sir
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# me
three.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# would leave out the fills all together
and just have the main circular one, meself.

TJ: anyone see the news item on the beeb about the flaming chav? quite apt he came from darwin, scally remtards...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# the one on the left
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# bottom one
definitely
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# what are we
you're de-

oh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# i say bottom one.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# hmmm
im a Bitch am i, whats wrong with clever water???? lol
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# use an apostrophe - '
it's between # and ;

also, please don't say lol
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# NO
NEVER
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# like, lol.





lol!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)
# yes
i also like rofl and lmao
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# how can water be smart?
just out of interest
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# It's obviously
GM water.

I know water has no G to M. Does it matter?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# mr bounce was very small
and like a rubber ball
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Was he really?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# he bounced all over the place...
bouncity bouncity bouncity bouncity BOUNCE
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# i must do something to stop all this bouncing about
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# i made one about breakfasts as well (also sampling mr men)
i'll dig it out and post it and some point
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# top one!
:o)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# i think
bottom 1 n e way
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# bottom one
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# neither
i don't drink water
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# woo and yey
woo!!! water
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# weh?
take out the lettering fill, it'll look far better
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# What's 8mart water
?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# ?
water that went to skool?????
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)
# That's an eight.
did it go to school at "8"mart?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Most
probably
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Design bitch huh
I'd start over
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Ummm...
The top one looks a bit more balanced. And it draws your eyes in more.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Urine yellow
has to be the wrong colour to use in an ad for water.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# the conspiracy deepens
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# so they're dead now?
good!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# no they got out in the last moments!
they are the true lords of chaos
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# nah,
the quo am immortal.....

sadly

EDIT:how rude, woo to the pic.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Even if they were dead
their evil tyranny would continue to terrorize the populace in the form of Rocking All Over The World.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)
# AAAAAA, they aren't looking where they're going!
They could crash!

/coat
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Personally I believe this version
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# I don't know why
but that made me piss myself laughing.

WYH
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
that site posted before was so utterly ridiculous
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# true
but after seeing that lone gunmen vid in the newsletter it makes you think!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)
# .
agreed, but Operation Pearl just takes it to the absurd....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Woo yay!
And houpla too! Marvellous, it's getting ever easier to offload crap stad-rock hing-oots. Incidentally, I lost my shoes the other day - must have been Al Qaeda.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)
# i bet it was!
sneaky gits!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# The legendary Woodland Jellyfish...

..finally caught by the lil' forest citters, it will never escape, not matter how much it wobbles about.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Heh heh.
I rather like that.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Savage
woo! I like.

l00k! no seams!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] THEY ALL TRIED TO KEEP IT A SECRET!

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# What the
steaming Jesus?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# That's ACE!
A Crap Effort! LOL [/schooldays]

A woo to yoo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# miles of arse!
woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)
# just think of the possibilities...
if you had a bag... or perhaps some string.. you could make a bunch...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# or you could line them all up and do
a the conga! all be it a nude conga!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# New driving style next year.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# it might slow ferrari down

good plan
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# yes
The ass in his face should do the trick.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# that
is very well shopped!

woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Brmmm
Was this Valentino Rossi getting his test drive with Ferrari. That boys got summat to learn
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# revealed
the popular jungle sport of monkey flinging

full size
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
We love you Mr. Farm!

*screams, throws knickers*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# *yoink*
sneh. sneh. sneh.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# No we only throw our knickers
at Neil Diamond
*SCREEEEAAAAAM*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# or meatloaf

but he only likes big ones
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# I had
to work at the Birmingham NEC on my birthday at a Neil Diamond concert. I'll never forgive him.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# NEIL DIAMOND??!??!

WHERE??!?!

*screeeeaaaammm*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
# *looks down board*
yay for (one of) the best image(s) in this archive!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# yay!
Lovely, lovely DOTF!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Hurrah
Monkolympics
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# woo yay houpla
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Woo!
and verily, Yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# oh hooooorah!!
elephantastic! :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# ooh gail, poor you!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# I still would!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# what he said^ ^ ^
woo to the pic
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# looks like you did

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)
# her eye looks kind of like a mouth -
it's really scary!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# ooh
that's good
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Did I miss the news?
Did her dog have a hankering for man-action at 4:30am or something?

TJ: I still fail to understand this kind of thing (NSFW):
www.nekobox.org/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?archive=Bodypaint

edit - and here's a cow earning a living on the side:
www.vetmed.vt.edu/Organization/Academic/openhouse/img2003/cow.jpg
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# No she hasn't been beaten up
I was trying to decide between gail porter and nell mcandrew, so I tossed and it came down on the side of gail*.


*fnar
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Can you do Anna Friel next please?

Edit: Not that I get off on this kind of thing or owt
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Cor, that's good that is!
Well 'shopped!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Nicely done.
Unlike most people I dont think I would now. Women from childrens telly loose a certain something when they get married & have kids. How I weep for Phillipa Forrester.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Was it FHM that projected her
bare arse onto the houses of palliament a few years ago?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# It was.
The issue that had that picture on the front was the first ever FHM I bought. I was 14 at the time I think.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Reminds me of little miss sticky kiss
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# !
we demand the source imaaaage
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# for *ahem* research purposes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Google Image Search
"hooray"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# hahahahah
like it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)
# heh
foiled again
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)
# *fwap*
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# *whispers*
I understand there's REAL porn out on that there interweb.

*points*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# i'm scared
of real porn
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# that's rather spiffing
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)
# OK. My last one for a while.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Pfft!
If you ask me, that font is looking for a good kicking.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# ho ho
nice one!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# HAHAHA
wyh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Heh
But I'm still not sure why everyone hates comic sans so much.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Explanations here:
www.bancomicsans.com

Or in this case, not banned, but definitely barred
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:30, archived)
# hehe
heheh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)
# just doodling
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# aaahhhh
he's luverly

whats his name?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)
# percival
:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# prince percival II
my guess
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Woo to your pic.
On the subject of names, Tasslehof Burrfoot II
is the bestest cat name I've ever heard.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# hehe
he's a bumcat
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# i stole it from a book
:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Ooooh
Prettiful!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Yay
woo

backwards bit a feeling
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# graphics tablet?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# yup, 'tis indeed a tablet
and why oh why did i fall for your eye melting woo yay again? :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# oh come on
it's not that bad
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# no, but nine of them is
:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# Awwwww,
he's purdy!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# old but good
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# but.. those links are already in your profile...
why not just say you made them?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# just because
i need to practice my almost non existant shopping skillz
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# wow
surreal. Not to mention seamless.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# scary!
kill it.. kill it now!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# yay for ants
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)

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