

Sorry if I'm wrong, but I consider this SFW for these reasons:
1. The occasional on-looker won't get it instantly
2. We're not at the Super Bowl
However, I'll turn it into a clicky if so desired.
.

it took me a few secs to see it anyway.
WOO sir!
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WOO sir!

Wierd, horrid, nasty, strange, terrid(New word to me, just trying it out) etc...
But good even so.
M
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:51,
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But good even so.
M

I'm sure I've seen it before.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:48,
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I had another game of MAPPY !
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:49,
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but it made mee laugh so, woo!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:55,
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no one caught that the first time round so I didn't bother fixing it.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:50,
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...... it is thursday innit.... excellent... everything is falling in to place....
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:46,
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Better than finding a fiver, that!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:49,
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its the face of that woman from the pespi commercial at the half way mark.
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But I love you for it, reminds me of a frieds mum that pic. Hmmm
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:45,
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Woo and even Yay anyhow...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:46,
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random desktop anyone?
www.cd-man.net/secciones/fondos/g/Fondo_003.jpg
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www.cd-man.net/secciones/fondos/g/Fondo_003.jpg

I think we have a contender...
http://members.aol.com/WendyARK/Images/Duel70601.jpg
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:48,
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http://members.aol.com/WendyARK/Images/Duel70601.jpg

search 'cd man' and hes up there. looks as though he has a website. may have to investigate...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:49,
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by putting a CD on his face and saying
"I am Mr CD Man, my face is largely a CD"
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:58,
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"I am Mr CD Man, my face is largely a CD"



but there does seem to be a lack of time,care and frankly, in some cases, effort on a lot of images these days.
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it looks like you took some time* to get the mouth looking quite close on the sun.
*actual time may be 20 seconds, but still
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:46,
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*actual time may be 20 seconds, but still

THE BRIANZILLA!!! THE BRIANZILLA!!!
THE BRIANZILLA!!! THE BRIANZILLA!!!
THE BRIANZILLA!!! THE BRIANZILLA!!!
THE BRIANZILLA!!! THE BRIANZILLA!!!
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THE BRIANZILLA!!! THE BRIANZILLA!!!
THE BRIANZILLA!!! THE BRIANZILLA!!!
THE BRIANZILLA!!! THE BRIANZILLA!!!

can anybody capture the brian blessed stars in your eyes thing this weekend and set it up as a torrent. I have no tv :(
and yes you are my brianblessedtvrippingbitches
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:42,
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and yes you are my brianblessedtvrippingbitches

im using paint shop pro 7 and half the features screw up when i try to use them
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:43,
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or install the GIMP or photoshop.
there are loads of tutorials for image packages on the net
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:46,
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there are loads of tutorials for image packages on the net


My first ever animated post!*banzai!*
Still need to work things out though

edit: Blob cat means I feel fluffy again! Woo!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:35,
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But what does the giraffe have to say about all this?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:36,
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I am however at work where websense is not letting me see your anim. Have a pre-emptive woo anyway before I get home and catch up on images!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:39,
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the only thing better than a blobcat pic is a blobcat anim
and thats 100% fact
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:42,
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and thats 100% fact

blobcat reminds me of....

the evil kitty from the powerpuff girls!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:51,
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the evil kitty from the powerpuff girls!

'cause that pic deserves it. Honestly.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57,
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I see your teeth, and raise you a mouthlobotomy.

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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:33,
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i'll think of something
it'll probably have veins in it somewhere
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:39,
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it'll probably have veins in it somewhere

that scared the bejesus outta me!!!
Nice (I think), have a hoopla on me
*shudder*
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:44,
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Nice (I think), have a hoopla on me
*shudder*

Im sure it is. Strangly fimiliar...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:35,
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WOO!
What did he say anyway?
Bet it was something like 'Oh, there's a black chap'. Can't be saying racist things like black on TV!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:35,
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What did he say anyway?
Bet it was something like 'Oh, there's a black chap'. Can't be saying racist things like black on TV!

there's you looking stupid for trying to defend a stupid racist cunt.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:39,
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there's me saying we're living in a world gone mad over PC.
I now see that he was being a racist twat.
There's you looking stupid... blah blah blah
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:42,
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I now see that he was being a racist twat.
There's you looking stupid... blah blah blah

You felt the need to comment on the "PC madness" before realising he'd revealed himself to be a nasty piece of work. Best to cover yourself by checking first.
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last ron woo yay for toady, I have fallen off the wagon

trust it to be you again Sigma5, darn your extrodinarily high hummus levels - haha
Now that's good satire. \good tagging once again
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:42,
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Now that's good satire. \good tagging once again

And for my first post!!
mmm - somone gona burn in hell for this one
www.viralchart.com/10xc
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:29,
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mmm - somone gona burn in hell for this one
www.viralchart.com/10xc

wtf...
actual pepsi advert, i reckon. (100% maybe. )
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:32,
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actual pepsi advert, i reckon. (100% maybe. )

in an 'adult' shop.
but in an office a full screen of anal penetration (especially when your pc is hooked up to a projector) isn't going to help.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:34,
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but in an office a full screen of anal penetration (especially when your pc is hooked up to a projector) isn't going to help.

our accountants backs. Remembers she is 58, tries to stop thinking it.*
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"Its a fast past clip that needs a major XXX rating" bit?
XXX could also apply to a video containing violence/swearing, the last thing you'd expect in an ad for pepsi is a bit of porn.
so it doesn't make it particularly clear, especially as it gives not a single hint of explanation to the video's content other than that sentence.
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XXX could also apply to a video containing violence/swearing, the last thing you'd expect in an ad for pepsi is a bit of porn.
so it doesn't make it particularly clear, especially as it gives not a single hint of explanation to the video's content other than that sentence.

its saying that by drinking that you`ll end up cuming over someones back.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:43,
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*goes to the vendinmg machine with change for a can*
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:44,
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*gulps down a can and rips T shirt off*
*sits down when he realises that there are no women in his office*
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:47,
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*sits down when he realises that there are no women in his office*

.......25%........27%........30%..........28%......shit......27%.........30%.......28%.....bollocks - unpredictable 56k modem bastard.......35%.......
this better be worth it
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:33,
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this better be worth it

Ok.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:34,
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Glasscock it's even been shown (heavily censored though) on Tarrant on TV.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53,
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It doesn't seem to make sense for a start (and not only because it's in foreign). I'm not even sur4e it's the same woman and even if it is, maybe she's a famous porn star in Poland and that was part of the joke in the original ad, which has been spliced with one of her films.
Or maybe I'm talking bollocks.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:49,
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Or maybe I'm talking bollocks.

who on earth will buy them?
gay dog
.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:29,
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gay dog
.

You can get them at http://www.thinkgeek.com as well.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:30,
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i saw it the first time it was posted
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:34,
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And heres my blobcat/colin pearoast

Blobcat looks in window.
Colin smiles at Blobcat
Blobcat smiles at next doors Gay Terrier
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:39,
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Blobcat looks in window.
Colin smiles at Blobcat
Blobcat smiles at next doors Gay Terrier

i still love Blobcat even though Colin can't sit down properly now...
;-)
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;-)

Raneri is a stupid wop and desailly is a lazy big nigger.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:33,
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...how few places are prepared to print or broadcast what he actually said. Lucky for him, in a way.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:39,
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"Opps sorry thats not xxxx its xxxxx. Ohhh i dont know, they all loook the same them lot"
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:43,
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who don't even recognize this twunt
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:25,
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but if they are colonials then they or their family must be from here originally. So you are telling them to come here. ;)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:29,
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but only because i dont have tatty shop here and have an idea....
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:25,
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or was that someone else?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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grabbed image and put text in.
this idea is more complex than that

BBC news won't write such filth, so i have to find out from other sources
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:32,
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and said "he's what's known in some circles as a f**king lazy n*g**r"
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:33,
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and of outstanding imagery and hummus.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:28,
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agent & marketing manager
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:33,
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especially when money is involved.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:35,
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darn loan companies - they want to give you money if you already have enough of it not to require a loan.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:38,
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i think we should petition parliament on the idea of hummus related loans

excluding me from your group....where's the equality?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:30,
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being unfluffy in itself isn't particularly bad but it's being nasty with it that causes bad feeling. Now Baz is funny/unfluffy.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:32,
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Pity Baz isn't here, he would have done it better.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:39,
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It could be 640x480 like the img below* or
it could be leeched.
*may not be wholey correct
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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it could be leeched.
*may not be wholey correct

"facial equality".
It that a porn thing, or something far more sinister and political?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:53,
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It that a porn thing, or something far more sinister and political?

...all the moaning about the size of the image? It's less than 1/4 of my screen and it's only 90k so its not going to fuck up poor dial-up types. Is it just any excuse to piss and whinge gets you all excited?
Fair enough, sounds like he just grabbed an image and posted it without crediting the source or changing it, which is boonay, but who gives a shit about the fact that it's 600*900 pixels? Anyone here still browsing in 800*600 or below?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:25,
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Fair enough, sounds like he just grabbed an image and posted it without crediting the source or changing it, which is boonay, but who gives a shit about the fact that it's 600*900 pixels? Anyone here still browsing in 800*600 or below?

Plus, the majority of pics have no need to be that size to show the 'joke'.
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stuff like this for somebody on a 15in monitor is stupid (on a 17in). Im runing at 1280x 1024, and it just fits in the browser. Plus stuff like this pushes good work further and further down the page. And whats the point of something that big anyhow?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:29,
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the effort that went into that...must of been hard pressing that `capture` button.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:18,
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think somebody needs to read the faq
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:19,
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he would have had to crop the screen capture
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:19,
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...but you gotta appreciate that i've only *just* seen this movie, and it had me in hysterics. Those who've seen it will know what I mean, and those who haven't should rent it out now!!!
(apologies)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:21,
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(apologies)

of the board somewhat.
I saw Kill Bill part 1 last night but don't feel the need to post screen grabs of it up.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:23,
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I saw Kill Bill part 1 last night but don't feel the need to post screen grabs of it up.

thought it was great
I was a bit of a tarrentino skeptic, but am now one of the converted.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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I was a bit of a tarrentino skeptic, but am now one of the converted.

about we all start posting huge captures from all the film we have seen for no purpose what so ever.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:25,
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then we can all right reviews about new films that are coming out and maybe we could start reviewing TV and comics too. this could be perfect all we would need (as i see it) is a big fat ginger guy - preferably texan - to become the new leader of this movie utopia
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:33,
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its a messageboard for original images and things you have made.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:25,
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is genie arse.
GENIE ARSE I TELLS YE!
sorry, forgot to take my pills this morning
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:24,
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GENIE ARSE I TELLS YE!
sorry, forgot to take my pills this morning

but your picture is none-too-small and none-too-shopped.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:18,
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Great job with photoshop there. Notice you've done sod all...
Stealing a frame from "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" doesn't really count does it?
*twunt!*
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:19,
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Stealing a frame from "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" doesn't really count does it?
*twunt!*

it the school holidays again with all the twunts released once more ?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:20,
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Hello new* person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Especially:
Q: Can I post a pic I found on another site?
A: No. Think of something new.
hth
*not that new - i just clocked you profile
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:21,
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Especially:
Q: Can I post a pic I found on another site?
A: No. Think of something new.
hth
*not that new - i just clocked you profile

Any one here use freehand graphics package? I'm trying to export a line drawing - so exporting as a gif - but for some reason it shrinks the overall size of it to around 75% any ideas how I can make it do it proper?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:18,
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If not, try resizing the image by 400% before you export it.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:22,
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resizing by 200% then exporting did the trick. Still weird though seeing as it wasn't zoomed in....
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:25,
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hee hee hee
edit: on reflection, i'm quite scared that actually _thinking_ the word "LOL" was my initial response. I'm genuinly worried by that.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:19,
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edit: on reflection, i'm quite scared that actually _thinking_ the word "LOL" was my initial response. I'm genuinly worried by that.

but brilliant as is.
On b3ta, lol seems about as welcome as a rat cage mask...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:23,
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On b3ta, lol seems about as welcome as a rat cage mask...


...football's much better in his opinion.
(and apologies for the slight bandwagon jump.)
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