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# science spot #235
(plankton, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# girl!
I want to test you on the GAYDAR!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# hehe my boss brought in his laptop for
virus checks/upgrades etc
and the internet cache was... erm... interesting...
(dognutz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# He likes the
gayers, then... I hope you have stored it all up as collateral. When are you due for a payrise?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# a pay rise is iminent me thinks
(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Yes,
go on...
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# i worked for a small alarm company back in 1998
being new to the interweb, my boss asked me how he'd "um...find an...um...another alarm company for example"

i explained search engines

nasty stuff in the history folder for the next few weeks

(this computer was also in a room that had deactivated secuirty cameras outside it - some of them guarding the door started working about this time too)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# GAYDAR GAYDAR!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# .
(mixtapes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# For this
you can have my very first Woo Yay.

(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# hehe thas cool
can you give me the process through which you did that?? cos i would like to do similar things
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Imageready
is lovely.
(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# use virtualdub first to trim the video
to get just the clip you want
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# If I'm not
mistaken that's a Texas Chainsaw woo.
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# sweet
it must be true


(Mmmmmm ... gay sheep ... *fwap* ...)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha
The dirty little minx tried to tell me he was straight, but it takes more than that to pull the wool over my eyes
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# That is fookin wierd
I was just looking at the site that the GAYDAR was on and the woo yay and here they are now. Fuck me I need alcohol, I'm drying up
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# What a sterling suggestion
I'll see your suggestion and raise you a pint of wifebeater
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo yay!
Is it still gaytime after midnight on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I don't think it is.
At least I haven't noticed it recently.

Anyhow, Helpdesk Dog tells us that pseudo-bisexuality is boring, and I believe him.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# gayshift am the greatest
and yes post midnight it is
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Huzzah!
Perhaps when the baby is born, I'll have an excuse to do gayshift again :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# do it anyway
it's great
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Bring back Super Happy Fun Time!


/old, old debate.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# What
are mostly and summat's usual hours?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# hey!
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Love you really


Not like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# It's always after midnight
somewhere in the world

Works for opening time too.


(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# he rode it hard!
(gusset, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Yay!
Rabbits on bikes are the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Need space
Where's a good site to Upload my pics to for B3TA ?
(JohnnyK909, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# msn groups
groups.msn.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Alright
Thanks
(JohnnyK909, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# make an msn community
or sleep with a webmaster
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# *double locks chastity belt*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# groups.msn.com
It tells you all about it in the FAQ.

Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# upload here
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/
(gusset, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# try pushing
them really hard against your monitor- they will then squeeze into the internet and be seen by all.

That's how I did it!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# I hit my monitor
solves every problem
(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Does your
ISP offer free webspace? Most do. Best bet.
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# *huzzar!!*
I didn't click it!
I didn't click it! *click* whoops, bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Click it
Click it hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# you really only needed to say it once
(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# She was only human...
... though retained the grace of lady at all times. The chap behind her was, regrettably, not ready to play the gentleman.

(microsaulxp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# oh
a fart joke, yipeeeeeeee
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# oooh, you goader, you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# "Hulk Spong!"
Very funny!
(microsaulxp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Not sure where I was headed with this...


edit: now with accompanying soundtrack

yes, i know that's what it says below. i shouldn't be allowed near anything electrical.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# redexia I guess
On another note: Christmas is cancelled!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# good.
i fucking hate christmas.

i am a fucking retard today.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Today?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Oh course there is no work
it is the middle of fucking April

Woo to the pic wttp:// btw.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake
you just caused me to soil my new trousers!

I fucking love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# ARF!
I likes that.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Took me a little while.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# haha
make it so
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
That is fecking ace!
Woo yay and houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# brillinat
actully laughed at a customer when that flashed up on my screen have my biggest rimmer-esque salute
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# pfffffffffft!
top stuff mr gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
you big silly

*wonders if he's got that record anywhere on his hard drive*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# i was just thinking that myself.
*wanders off to find midi version*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# I'm just singing it loud and slightly off-key
/officepopularity
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
#
edit: now with accompanying soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# This works
on so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
#
feel the force of the rock!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Have you seen the papers today
regarding "We built this city...?"

Scandalous cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# i haven't, actually.
is there a link that means i don't have to move?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Google for
"worst songs ever" in news pages from today.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# meh.
no taste, some people.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Stephen Hawkings continues to fly through space and time
Free Image Hosting by ZippyImages.com
SP4X0R is purely a serial number for his spaceship and in no way is meant to be a dirogotory slur upon his physical being.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# l337 sp4x0r
arf!
Except he's not a "spastic"
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# For b3ta purposes, he counts as a spacker.
Woo to the pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# haha
if ever i meet him, i think i will tell him that
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# in that case he's probly a gayer
as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Gayer?
I missed something, didn't I.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Indeed
Everybody's bottoms are exploding with blackberries

(stephen fry)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Yes it's a bit of a common misconception
but Mr Hawkins is an incredibly intelligent man who proved the Big Bang theory... I wish people would keep calling him a spastic cos it's just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# l337 sp4x0r
Is still funny though...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Hmm...
yeah that's true. :)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I second your "arf!"
and your exception
I do wish people would get their offensive terms right
he's a crip, not a spakker
(ooo shades of fawlty towers)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Spacks in space?
I'm sure it's a lovely day in hell. Anyhoo, hometime, see ye later.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Rollin' rollin' rollin'
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# WANK IT!
HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# pfffffffft
snot everywhere. woo to the pic and response.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# My,
that was quick. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# bless
(dec, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# that's
quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Woo
and YAY!!!

and HOUPLA!!!!

and... what is it?
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# space monkey
found it here
(dec, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
#
chilling
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Unshopped!
sorry if you guys have seen this before but i just found this unshopped picture, looks like the signs were there all along eh?

(flipty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# been done

and shopped, and smaller
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# how perfect it is
i am just admiring how amazingly fitting this picture is in its unshopped glory!
(flipty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# try
admiring it shopped:

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Needs a
single black glove. :)
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# unless the hand is open
thats more a gesture of solidarity, comrade
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# good god
what is it with poeple today?
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# You know what I think would be cool?
Some form of picture that compares Saddam Hussein with ooh, I don't know, maybe Santa?

What does everyone think?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I would laugh out loud!
(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# you found a picture of Ron? On the internet?
Whoda thunk it?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# the interwhat?
...


A WITCH! BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# he turned me into a frog!



i got better
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# newt



/pedant
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# ......
I got better .......
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# "newt"
/pedant

edit: mind the pee.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# sorry
i suffer from amphibian blindness
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# haha
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# the other day
i saw a lady with here boobs out on the internet. It made me feel funny, my little feela was struck with rigor mortis.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Aint it a bitch
when that happens :). I LUV NORKS!!!!!!
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Well

Have you?
(pengon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# no...
*chunders*

man thats some good advertising
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# hehe
just got the server error, everbody is killing time till 5.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Ive got the urge
to purge
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Google says it´s the Earth Day today

How weird.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# eeexcellent
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# pea
roasted
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# am I?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# .
checks the oven....
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# I see...
well done
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# fanx &
ta
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Unbeleivably,
That exact thing was done a few hours ago.
Woo, though. I guess great minds think alike.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Can someone help a n00b out?
WTF does "pearoast"? mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# rea poast
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# rhyming slang for repost
as in posted already before
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# when he puts his glasses on
do the local scally kids shout "oi six eyes!" and then run/swim away?
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# no
fish dont wear glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# they wear contact lenses
the bridge doesnt stay on thier curved noses
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Pearoast

Big debate earlier if Google had got the date wrong.

(P.S. What is Earth Day, anyway?)
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# I don't know
But if its as good as Goat Day I'm all for it.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# if anyone does a Goatse Day
I'll puke
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# wow
imagine the special Google image.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# It is already done
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# It was a month ago...
... sorry Google! Meant to be on March Equinox!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# I've got Blinky in a little fish bowl
on my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# my birthday
is american national pie day

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# It's a hellovaday
to be going to hell...



*buys ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahaha

free vaseline with every copy
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# trial size?
(alexnessie \o/., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# hehehe
vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Eep!
He does look very menacing with that jar of Vaseline.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
is he a new bandwagon then?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Yes,
good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# what have i done?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Hehehehe
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Yay - More libel!!!
Woo Yay - have a pearoast

Jackson Jacksoff

biggins
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# along those lines ..
last nights south park (aired in the us) was all about Jackson who was renamed Mr Jefferson, made me giggle. Download it from www.sphtml.com
/publicService
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# damn that rowan atkinson and his filthy racist mouth
blackadder
(51, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# he
he
woo
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# erm?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# big ron atkinson
and his racist outburst
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Ron, yes...
Rowan???
the black thing, sorry......
roll on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# amen
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# arf
for some reason it took me a while!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# I knew it all along!
How come nobody ever objected to the fact that Mr Bean's first name was 'Adolf"? *little-known fact, aha*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# was it
it was also the name of Eddie's mother in bottom FACT

and it was hitlers birthday the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Well...
admittedly, it could also have been Adam or Anthony (or possibly Alan, but no parent would be that cruel).
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# no none
but eddie's mother was called adolf hitler

*dating agency episode*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Well now.
There's a coincidence you couldn't have predicted - unless you are I, psychic furry numnah! (I didn't actually, but being as you've just told me that you couldn't possibly have known. Got you there.)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# aarrrrggghhhh
confused

going home

laters
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I am afronted by that!
my name is Alan, and my mummy loves me very much.
:(
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# No she doesn't.
Look closely the next time she tells you and you'll notice the smile doesn't quite meet her eyes...not like when she tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Having said that,
she keeps calling me by my brother's name, Stephen. I always thought it was by accident.
Maybe that means something.

edit: Hang on. I just read that properly. Whyioughta...!
shakes fist hard
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Catch me!
I'm a monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Even monkeys fall out of trees.
And when that happens, me and my cricket bat shall be waiting...
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# My daddy is called Alan, and it's his birthday.
He is old. He has been driving 40 years! I love my daddy.
PS. He was named after a petrol station in Battersea. My grandparents WERE that cruel!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# A petrol station called Alan?
How rare.
Apparently my brother named me. He was 2 at the time.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Yesterday infact*
*may have posted this fact in annoying context earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# 18th April,
If I'm not mistoked.

I only know this (backtracking quickly from a big Ron reputation) because of the right-wing cnuts Combat-18 who are so named because of AH's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# not that in anyway i agree with them
but its from the posistion in the alphabet of A and H
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# what he ^ said is correct
Hitler's birthday was 20th April.
(Shatner's Bassoon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# No way!
That was my birthday (honestly). Explains a lot, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# That rings a bell
I must have been greatly mistaken and now formally apologise.

It's still my brothers birthday though. So there*


*May not be of any import to anyone. Including me. And my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
MORE! NOW!!! I demand it..........

*threatens with a small fist*
(Ush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# theyre all
in the profile
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# What?
Like Beadle?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Pfffffffffffttttttttttttttttttt!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Sorry,
What?

Er....
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Yay!
Hat!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I want one too
too...


every girl needs a lovely hat like that
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Madonna has two like that
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# I should ask her where she got them
maybe get some for meself
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# she's
got a hat, too .....

\coat
\scarf
\forgets pants
\pants
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# and your bandwagon starts again..
(I helped save b3ta! Alias, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I love these
Woo YAY!
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Wooo Yay
Houpla

better n better
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# hmmmmm... hat
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# *CRASH*
You hear that? That's the fourth wall being smashed into thousands of tiny pieces. Big Woo's to you, however!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# mmmm icecream!



(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I smell
red-ex

/edit now fixed
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# ooh
still?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# I love ice cream
I love cats
But fat people...they are just creepy....




(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# My good lord!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# those are the freakiest arms I have ever seen
tres woo monsieur
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# That is the best cat ever
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# what a nose
ahahahahah er, i mean ahhh
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Woo!
But those arms are really freaking me out
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Hmmm. Have a Benandjerrysmint Witch cone!
(Smudger, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Arfage
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Ta
:)
(Smudger, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# It was only there for a second
(wallaby of folk-rock, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# good shoppage
is that google.qo or google.qu i didn't think they did google.quo
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Huzzah
How I wish it were true
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)

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