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# Oh no, She turned out to be a bunnie boiler...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# You
are out of your tree. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# I went out with a woman who had
a stewing pot for a minge once. I found a duck in hers though.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# where was she going to get a minge from?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:03, archived)
# From a scrapyard in Devon
Only apparently it doesn't exist, so now she can't.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# what would a minge be doing on a scrap yard in devon?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# i'm hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# i like your style
woo and yay and houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# One day you're going to tell us
you're a 47 year old man who draws with a spacky head poking stick, and I won't be a bit surprised.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:58, archived)
# that makes me laugh
and I may never understand why
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Haha!
I loiks that ooh arrrr oi does. I'm off to smokes me silage now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Arf!
Does that mean there's no such thing as Ambrosia creamed rice?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Devon knows why it's creamy
*taps nose knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# are you Devon?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:03, archived)
# No.
But I do provide the cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:03, archived)
# incorrect
micheal knight had a lot owed to devon him did
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# You utter loon
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Prolific and talented
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# apologies
posted on wrong thread
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# but where's his spacehopper?
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# ssppaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnngggg!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Death to all vampire bears!
They can only be killed with shovels! Stakes don't work!
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
# yay
for violence.. kill it hard
(Spundlemoon, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# twat it
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Yay
I feel the urge to biromash all of a sudden. Then I'd have to go upstairs and scan it, then put it on my usb stick... oh, sod it, I'll just woo yours :)

Edit: Arse, I hear my dad saying "Come on England" in the next room. I think I'll hidein here for a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# usb stick?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# they
am teh sexy. and also rather useful.
(Spundlemoon, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# I love mine
very much
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:58, archived)
# yes
but what do they do?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Memory stick
usb thing.

For tunes and pics and stuff. easy transfer to other machines

Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Little pen shaped thing
You plug into a USB port, with memory on it. Like a floppy disk, only with more capacity. ANd more compact. And generally more funky.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Mind the piss


Woo to biromashes

p-röst
(Erik Bloodaxe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:55, archived)
# That mouse looks very familiar
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# ° )

edit/improved and shrinked (even more)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# tres seamless.
(tres)
(Wombat Joe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# seamless???
does it mean cool or not cool????
(sorry about getting english lesson while i should be having fun instead of working)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# as long as the idea is there, it's a good thing
but i don't know what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:04, archived)
# me
neither dude!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
# nice stuff...
but weird!

seamless means I think I've worked out how you combined some of the images... keep at it! (W/Y/H etc)
(Wombat Joe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# may i be the first to say . . .
OMG WTF??!?!?!?!?!?????
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Yay
mini topless. WITH A PANDA!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Hot favourite for the boot next...


did you see what i did there ?
(insaniac1, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)
# ARGH!
*claws eyes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# ??
Did you change the colour of the text. 'part from that seems allright to moi.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# something with the pavement?
wasn't it grass. With a chicken on it?


(W/Y/H etc)
(Wombat Joe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:39, archived)
# worryingly
I can imagine that is what nadias and jasons kids would look like - after some MASSIVE advances in sex changes ofc.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Is she the one that's a bloke then?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
# who is nadia and jason?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Phew
It's not just me that hasn't got a clue what anyone's on about. Probably some TV crap. A soap?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# they're the people who own and operate the Two Ronnies
since they both died
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# have a nice eye rinse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Nothing could be worse
than that thing mud-wrestling

I still have dreams nightmares...
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Maybe they
all will go.
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Then What
Would Channel 4 show constantly for the next however many weeks?
Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Hrrmph
that'd be the same as the rest of the year.

Honestly, who wants to wake up and watch three episodes of FUCKING friends before they leave for work every FUCKING day? Huh? Tell me!! WHO????

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# and then come home
and watch another few throughout the weekend.... oh not to mention the whole "relaxing weekend" thing with more episodes in the morning....
(insaniac1, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# you never know where you might end up
i mean, what sort of a woman pick up a man in that state.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)
# pffft
you are a genius

do you have a gallery, and perhaps a small porthole into your brain like malkovitch?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# no
no gallery as of yet.

but i am putting one together.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# yayyyy
and the porthole?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................
it's a secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Kevin?
(Dopefish, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Ello Bob
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# haha.
i once woke up naked, in bed with a naked man and a naked woman.
and i had no idea who they were or where i was.
that was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# that happened to me once too
(mind you ... I was nine months old and arguably they were my parents)

(woo to the pic above and below)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# you fool
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# I thought that
was Babs for a minute there.

Good work on the slapper lipstick.
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# I SEE NIPPLE!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)
# whoa mama
how could i miss that!
(Alicat, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Hangovers are bad
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# *agrees*
*nurses hangover*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# you get a hangover from nurses?
unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:40, archived)
# top
answer.

you should be proud of yourself
(teasus likes tea, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# are these
pen and ink? they are most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# yes
just good old pen and ink.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:42, archived)
# It's like
looking into a living mirror...
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# ...but booze is good
argh - the dilemma!!

woo to all of these pics
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# I like the
sandpaper tongue effect. :)
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# you're telling me


woo

are you left handed btw?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# no
right handed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:43, archived)
# My Mother
Totally agrees with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Very Python-esque!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I like your style!
Colouring within the lines is for conformists!
(Gimbo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# HA!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Look out!
He's got a... thing...

'S very nice though, woo to you!
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Me likey
Is that a pearoast or did you steal it outta my brain?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:36, archived)
# you might call it a repost, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:38, archived)
# one two one two
his vorpal blade went snicker snack!
he killed it dead and ... hang on

hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:40, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# hehehe,
if only we were playing denmark ;)
(monkeybackpack, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# allow me a little
creative license - Danish flag wouldn't align properly anyway..

ho-hum
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# i can pick you up one of those
when i'm at the council offices picking up my licence to kill
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
brilliumpt
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# *Snort*
Brilliant!

Minor TJ: My copy of IE6 on W2K plays animations very jerkily. Apart from changer browsers, any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# getting
a new browser really is the best answer. IE is a liability, at best
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)
# more
memory
(radja, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:31, archived)
# guns
lots of guns
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)
# *pushes rack of guns into view*
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# don't forget the ammo
Or use a Hollywood gun. Never need to reload
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:35, archived)
# tools / internet options
Delete temp internet files.

Then get FireFox
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Yes, try setting the hardware acceleration to NONE
that fixes most video playback problems.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Oh Very clever.
Took me a sec to get that. Woo.

Can't believe your Hockney pic wasn't FP'd, BTW.
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# nutter
woo!

(I took part in a mexican wave for the first time in ... oh years ... in paris the other night /blog)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Very clever!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:45, archived)
# snort
quality
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:51, archived)
# goatse for pc?

Thanx to 3dible for the idea if he hasn't already done it.
(Ukatoton, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# In a similar vein
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I decided to follow the advice of those who criticise us Scots
and did Come on England
(klondyker, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# You love it really...
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Looks a bit like
the blue peter ship.
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# *insert seamen joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:26, archived)
# bugger!
I actually missed that one... maybe I'm losing my gift.
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Fuck me..
you needed that one. Must be draggin them on the floor
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# that's
some serious backlog you got there...
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Congratulations
Right over the Midlands, couldn't have aimed it better my son. There should be some sort of Beckham joke here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:26, archived)
# And I
Thought it was just raining down here, bugger
(Krizog, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Remember the old
Come Dancing joke?

Nice raised effect on the baby gravy, BTW.
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:26, archived)
# you are peter north
and I claim my five litres of man-glue
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# cum on Englaaaaand!
meguesses
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] smelly cow
(BadgerPirate, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# ha!
She sings like she's just been punched in the nose ... which is a coincidence ... because everytime she sings I feel like punching her in the nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Very nice
curly writing, well done.
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Parp!
Woo!
I can't decide whether I like her or not.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Oo oo!
I know this one. I know this one.
It's "not".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Ah, cheers.
/cancels Amazon order
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# looks
or as an artist?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# As an artist.
Sometimes I think she sounds great and others, she sounds like a whingeing bag.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# very true
and is the reason i hate anastasia or whatever her name is
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# I know what you mean.
You can't deny that she has a powerful voice but it's not easy to listen to :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# I'd drink that
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# You'd need
a blender
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# question. a question of the week.
new url
b3ta.com/questions/your_dumped_stories/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Ask dancing Yak..
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
# twasnt spectacular
just got dumped

[edit] I have however put a decent one in the thread
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# there there
*comforting pats*
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# sod pat!
I was the one who got ditched
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Chin up
As they say.. there's plenty more fish in the sea. WHich is a load of bollocks because we all know fish stocks are depleting. And I wouldn't want to kiss a cod. ALthough there was this one girl
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# 'Spectacular dumps'
For a minute, I thought it was a rehash of the poop stories...

Edit: Disappointing URL unpoopification there.
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
# ewwww
I thought that was going to be a poo question
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
# yeah - sorry about that
couldn't resist the URL
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# i fear it may lead to
lots of "humorous" replies along the line of "i had a big shit, oh oops, misread the question"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Is
already happening.

/tragic
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Already,
you are correct. Oh, the wit an' that.
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# That which you feared
has come to pass already by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Must risist
erge to post that....

arrrrrr
(Wallz, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# oh fuck it
I'll change it then
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:26, archived)
# to a poo question?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# HA HA HA
H AHA HAHA HAHA HA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:30, archived)
# and there was me thinking it was another poo question
is this what b3ta has done to my young mind?
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# ah
no shit here then
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# two out of the first three answers
are shit related
we are so funny it makes my pancreas moist
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# *passes insulin*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# ah...
if only i had one that worked..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# I'll swap you
mine's fucked too!

*sings the "I'll be blind and legless before you" diabetic song*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# I've been dumped a lot.
I'm bound to remember a spectacular one sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# You will never be dumped again
Just loved and hugged and cared for, for the rest of your life (:

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# And I thought it was going to be a poo question
/fits in
(Inazuma, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# won't answer that one I'm afraid
twil show up in my profile forever for everyone to see forever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Blimey. What
a depressing set of replies.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Ms. Demetrals fifth grade class love him
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Snarfle
That's so wrong...
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# i'm going to fuck you in the eyeballs
and you're going to love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# pant pant pant
does mr.winkle's tongue get sunburned?
(Alicat, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Mr Blobby
designed the border? Also, that dog is naawty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I'm not sure it's
a dog. Possibly a weasel in a funny collar, or a member of the royal family...
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
#
It is still naawty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Is their project to automate the Korean kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Maybe
they've all been playing mousetrap?
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# haha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# And in Portugal, the locals are getting ready for tonight's match . . .


Sorry for seamlessness, but I'm going home early, so I'm all excited!
(whitevanman, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# that actually is quite seamless!
wooage!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# TJ
Can anyone remember the name of the spaceship toy from the eighties that had an engine noise that changed pitch depending on how you tilted it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I remember
the Tomy busy biplane, which did the same thing (except with plane-y noises.)
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Starbird
(sharkey 1 post a year Average, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Ooooooh
That was it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I had a starbird avenger!
but my brother had an intruder. if you shot one another and it hit, it made a different noise. avenger was bestest!
www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/starbird/

/nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# didn't
the millenium falcon toy do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cog, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
# aaah, i like being in wales.
i have seen no cars with england flags on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Be honest now
you've seen no cars.

Hello sillyhead : )
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice!
(blindspot, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# domestic abuse!
hilarious :|
(Gimbo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Joke=Hull.
Mother's ruin, eh?

Missed Babs at first.
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14, archived)
# sloppy....

clickity biggity

It's an octo-pussy


or possibly a kit-thulhu...


i couldn't make up my mind..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# The cat
would appear to be in considerable distress. Truly horrifying sir, well done you.
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Eek!
The Chinese restaurants will love this new creature.
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# I think she's ready to try out her wings


Final Fluff before Footie

Go us (please, God?)
(Missing Links, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# ack...
stamp on it's leathery arms.

woo tho and come on England!!
(gbert, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# awww i want one
go engaland



(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# claymation!
pretty AND topical, like sophie raworth in plasticine form
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# like the way Domo
grabs it from behind.Threw me..I thought his eyes had gone.
Woo to plastmash
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# It almost looks
like the head is on the wrong end.
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Eep!
If England can't beat Switzerland then, frankly, there is no hope for them and they should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# I'll give up on Football if they do lose
It will just prove that they are a bunch of overpaid poofs. Footballers should only get paid if they win. I wouldn't get paid if I didn't do my job properly.
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I agree, they're a bunch of girls.
Performance related pay, now there's an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# What is this 'footie'
that you speak of? Has it something to do with falling over and/or hitting people?
(Dopefish, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# It seems to be mainly falling over
in an exaggerated fashion and kicking people's shins and pretending you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Sounds like fun
Is there anywhere I can go to learn more about it? A public library/house/lavatory?
(Dopefish, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I believe that if you go to
those places they call 'pubs' and throw a bottle of beer at someone while shouting 'Come on, Switzerland', they will tell you all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Excellent!
I shall commence my enquiries post-haste at the local hostelry & imbiborium. Shall a bottle of Stella suffice?
(Dopefish, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I believe that is the beverage of choice.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# That depends
do you mean the game, or the event?
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# I know it's churlish and unpatriotic but
I'd be less than bothered if the clockwork nazi sympathisers gave us a good thrashing tonight.

(but "woo/kill it" to the batten)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# i went to the beach!

we made a sand cock


and the other night, i fed ducks bread!


ducks are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# ducks are great
kidnap one and take it to the bash
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# i think i might.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# yayy
and if you can transport a huge sand cock then it might be a good prize for drunkest of the night
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# stop stealing my life
those things are the things that I have done
(without the cock admittedly)
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# argh!
evil shiny duck eyes!

fortunately bread is bad for ducks so you've probably killed off the evil shiny-eyed bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# those ducks
live off people giving them bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# that's probably
why they have evil shiny eyes

that or the flash on your camera reflecting off their retinas
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# bad yes,
poisonous no.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# DUCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# duck`s are nice when there crispy
swans are nasty
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# they can
break a grown mans arm you know

Ekk I'm my own granny
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# really?
I'd imagine swans to also be rather tasty.

ooh. your stopframe just loaded. a woo to it, good sir/madam
(teasus likes tea, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Huzzah
for sand cocks and ducks :)

'Noon all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# afternoon mum!
how are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Great thanks :)
How's you, you sandy rascal?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# i have a hangover :(
but, the world is great, so it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Drink lots and lots of water :)
It'll make you feel much better.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# is that down the gower?

(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# it's Southerndown.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# ah right
never been there, only beach i bin to this side of swansea is ogmore by sea (oh and porthcawl too, but that don't really count.)
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Ah, the beautiful Vale of Glamorgan
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Everyone knows
sand cocks and ducks are for geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# I like ducks!
And have wasted spent many hours feeding them.

What beach was that it looks familiar?
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# mandarin ducks
are best of all the ducks. Swans are just overpaid show-offs. The beach is lovely.* Nice day.


*I get frightened if I stare at the sea too long, though.
(Small Beer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# i swam in the sea,
it was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Ducks
Just the best. Did you give the names old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Here's
a couple of ducks about to enjoy themselves, just off the Regent's Canal in London:



Sozz for size...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# you're playing with
your cock in public. EWWWW
(teasus likes tea, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:41, archived)

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