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# This Is Spinal Tapir.


Steampress? Youbetcha.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# My first ever paintmash. Aww!
I decided to depict that famous scene from "Dumb and Dumber" when Lloyd decides that, if he puts his face up to the window and moves his arms quickly, it feels like he's running at an incredible pace.
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Truly a classic piece of filmmaking
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# i don't really like that film
edit: gosh i'm a big smelly poo, woo pic though
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# The only reason
I "like" it was because during uni, me and a friend thought it was hilarious whenever we were totally pissed. It got to the stage that we'd stagger back around 3am and watch Dumb and Dumber. It just stuck...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# nah it's right
i don't like it cos i'm a cunt....
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:26, archived)
# its a
classic...

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:26, archived)
# i wanted to know....
...what bark was made from?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:50, archived)
# after the failure of the ratbourine came the bunnyophone ...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# it was played on a tuba
donchakno
if not why not!

woo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# didn't know ...
... removes electrodes from rabbit ...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:23, archived)
# nah keep them in
keep them in HARD!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Whatever will the think of next?
A bananaphone? Ahahahaaa ha ha!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# noooooo


/hits self in head with spade
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# you bastard
had just got that out of my head too
*sits if the corner drooling again*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# I think you'll find I'm a bitch.

Is it just me who considers bastards to be men and bitches to be women? Can a man be a bitch and a woman be a bastard?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# if you're homosexually bound then usually everyone else is a bitch,
bastard is a fatherless son, so can only be male
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Thanks for clearing that up for me. :P
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:34, archived)
# well, I never knew 'bout that !
for talent, click here ... then you'll probably need to click here and here ...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not even in an infinite universe....
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# and what
a happy bunch you are
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# and still gets valentine cards from his mum ....
but so do I .... well from his mum
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
my favourite physics one so far.

WOO
YAY
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Dear God no!
I see the radiation field set off by his gimpness has failed.

What is the world coming to.

Woo
(, Mon 21 Jun 2004, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Test Card F!
but wasn't it coloured? :P
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:17, archived)
# can we
get the eurovision soundtrack???
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
# I
believe the preferred term is 'afro-caribbean'.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Far too precise.
"Of ethnic origin".
That covers all bases.
All the ethnic origin bases are belong to us.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Using the dictionary definition
of 'ethnic' (Of or relating to a sizable group of people sharing a common and distinctive racial, national, religious, linguistic, or cultural heritage.) all human groups are ethnic. So 'of an ethnic minority' may be more accurate. Unless you're talking about London?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Oooh... preciseness.
I wasn't talking about anything in particular.
I just waffle.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Pedance.
I like being pedantic to pedantic people. It's fun. :-D

Edit- I just read back and you weren't being pedantic at all. Maybe I'm just too hopeful.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Hmm, waffles!
*get syrup from fridge*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:27, archived)
# I rather like my waffles
with brown sauce. Or cheese. Mmmmm!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I think the word you're after is
precision

/pedant

edit: damn I hate typo-ing while performing acts of pedantry. ;)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:44, archived)
# The word you're looking for is
pedance. :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:48, archived)
# nope
'tis pedantry

ithangyaw
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Not if you had a
black and white telly
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# i was right..



(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Actually
There was a monochrome test card used in the sixties.
Even on a new fangled colour TV it came out black and white

/Old
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)
# i like that!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Filthy whorish repost
for compo...



The greatest thing about working in the public sector is that 4.20pm on a Friday is beer-and-begin-the-weekend time. See y'all next week.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Just a quickie - I'm off now.


Cheerio all.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:14, archived)
# very funkin
cool
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# *looks out of window*
*screams and hides in bunker*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# ooh
shopped like a bitch!

woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# N1
And probably worth a compo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# time for a pea roast


most woosome cloud effect to you chobb
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
stupid flash mash

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# luv
datshit
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Glorious physics!

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# hehehe
i loled then... no idea why..
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# GCSE Physics was the bestest.
And those rays were all I ever learnt.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# =P
physics is my final gcse too! tis the only one left..

hope i don't write sting on my exam...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:14, archived)
# "Which ray can go through lead?"
a) Alpha
b) Gamma
c) None
d) Sting

Oh how I'd chuckle.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
# =D hehee
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:21, archived)
# That's
marvellous!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Thank you very much for saying so.
I've had a shite day too - failed driving theory test by two marks. Bastards.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# woo for sting radiation
amazing. woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 23:08, archived)
# dont fuck w/ my (gene) poooool

says sausagebird
have the best weekend ever all..°)
more sausagebirding in profile
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Not bloody likely
I'm stuck on my own in the middle of nowhere, with nowt but a bottle of gin for company
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Or to put it another way...
you've got booze, and you've got it all to yourself. Cheer up!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# booze is nowt without good company
*sigh* I'll just have to take the bombay saphire tea and toast challenge
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:14, archived)
# BST&T challenge?

You're going to put Bombay Saphire in tea!?

HERETIC!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Nay
Bombay saphire, tea and toast is all I have in terms of food and drink for the weekend
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Sausage Bird yay!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# .
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
genius!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# is it just me
or are the last two front page thingys a bit limp?

its probably me
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# limp?
?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I like 'em!
:-)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# me too!
especially the bunny one!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
# ahahahahahahha
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] This was one practical joke too far for Domo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# hee
hee!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Ahhh...
The sensitivity of using (the mouth of) an icon of Japanese popular culture to make a joke about dropping nuclear devices... Hurrah!

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:15, archived)
# well of course I knew that
when I was doing it - so that's who Domo is then!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Zombeanie Song Re-enactment, Part 1
Just a little something different to do with zombeanies, the others were getting boring.




T-shirt update: The image has been sent to print, expect T-shirts somewtime VERY soon :D

Clicky for more zombeanies and more T-shirt news
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Haha
Love it.


Button mashing bastard.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Don't know if anyone noticed
But i tried to do the Life of brian god. :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:13, archived)
# i did
t'is very woo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# i meant
holy grail. but still, thanks for noticing :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:20, archived)
# haha
oh yeah! didn't notice your mistake there

/blind b3tan
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:25, archived)
# My name is...


also looks a little bit like tomsk?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Chris Evans?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Elvis Costello
just a thought
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# chica, chica
slim shady?


Edit: with real glasses and not shades
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Rrragh!
Can't remember if I've shown you this:

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# about 4 people
kindly gave me the linky - lovely work Matt. Poor MrAlfie :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# and I'm a nosy neighbour
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's lovely!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Michael Caine.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# His specs
are much much cooler than mine.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] When physics packs up...

Worst. PaintMash. Ever.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Wow!
Punnage in the extreme!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# and with art that good - it's time to goad the Mods!
FP IT!

FP IT HARD!

;-)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# i've just gotten why people like to go back to paint sometimes
it's frustrating and fun at the same time
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Isn't
that what that paedophile said in court?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:09, archived)
# pft
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:17, archived)
# roger moore
leather and cheese together at last.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:22, archived)
# hehehehehe
lovely!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# I
think that's quite good! Woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# feed the cat:
1) Put food in box
2) Put cat in box
3) close lid of box
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha
yay for black and white pics!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] there are solutions when the laws of physics go haywire
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Slag

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Thats fucking disgusting
YOU SICK SICK SICK SICK PERSON.
*pukes*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# ARRRRRGGG
*runs*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# If that's safe for work
then you're working in a mental institute. Make it go away!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:01, archived)
# There are just holes oozing blood
where my eyeballs used to be...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# You are *heave* sickboy *heave*
and I *heave-gulp-swallow* claim my *huuurl* five pounds
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Corrrr!
Who's the blonde? She wouldn't get kicked out of bed for making crumbs!*

*May be sarcasm.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:07, archived)
# 12 pints
and i would
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:24, archived)
# domo denies all claims that he helped the bear get in the hospital
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Hehe

They had to kill it though. :(
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Woo to your pic!
And look what I found! You can buy your own Domo merchandise! Time to break open the piggy bank...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# And Japanese porn
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# fwap
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Mindpiss
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:03, archived)
# There is more on the domo page
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# better not
still at work

Edit: Did anyway. Safe.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Fabulous
it's just the sort of thing he'd do too, the scampish furry weetabix that he is...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# that am ace
if I had an animate woo I'd give you one

hmm, an animated woo: now there's a project for the weekend...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# .
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that's great!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# I loved your 'Robots are our friends', by the way.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:57, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Aceness
And FP too! Well done!

TJ: Has anyone got the link to the b3ta radio show? I lost it!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Ta
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Listening for the first time ever
Yay!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:04, archived)
# we're not sure what this means
but it's kind of creepy anyway

heh heh!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:59, archived)
# haha
top stuff
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I find that infernally pleasing.
But how many points for a vision of David Icke giving a resurrected Ayatollah a reach-around, seen in the crust of a mouldering wensleydale and nutmeg sandwich? Maybe I shouldn't have eaten it.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Did you see that
before or after you ate the wensleydale?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:14, archived)
# *collects five points*
Woo/yay/etc
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# superb!
love it
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:02, archived)
# *giggle*
Made me snigger :-)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# 5 points for me
we need more ant killer in our house.

wyh
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Same here
(, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Houpla
Thas right top.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] stephen finally realised his theories were not true
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# HAAHAAHAAHAA....
i likes. woo to you!
(, Sun 20 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# Your all
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:51, archived)
# *groan*
arf
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:52, archived)
# heheheheh
very, very gues
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I thought there was a Swiss player called Burnt Hands
but it was Haas :(
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# bernt haas
shit hot?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)
# My favorite sportsperson name is still the tennis player
Herman (i think) Carbasher (spelt phonetically as i don't know the right one)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:58, archived)
# tee hee
trop de gay
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# It's funny cos
his name is French for "Very gay"
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:55, archived)

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