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# I am not a nazi but...
..I am a virgin poster.



Ok ok! Not NSFW then.
(Rotis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# btw: that passes the safe for work rule
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# I dunno
when my boss sees a waffle ...
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# what if your boss is jewish, overly PC and has super eyesight?
eh? eh? eh? ever thing about that, eh? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# gas em
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# touche
touche
(Motionless Detector, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# hmm.. you'd think someone would notice that you were gassing your boss...
oh well.. maybe it could be an institute for the blind...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# *parp*
nobody has commented yet ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:59, archived)
# What is minty and hates Jews?
Anti-semetic mouthwash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# hee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# bwahahahaha ... it's like being back at school
*buttons parka round neck and runs around shouting the superman theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# How hatstand
not really NSFW, Unless there's some cheeky tits stuck in there that I can't see and i'm normally so good at spotting tits.
(generalname, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Erm...
...Not Safe For Work refers to pictures that are, or look like porn. Nazis aren't very nice people, but they are safe for work - unless they are fucking.

There is an option somewhere in your MSN groups account to stop picture resizing - check the guide which is linked to in the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I think that's safe for work, but I don't get it.
(Corn Dog, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# perhaps it relies on
a reference to an ad we haven't seen?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
# It doesn't seem to have
any norks or flapping manmembers in it ... I don't think it's actually NSFW.

I have no idea what it is though. Other than nazi waffles ... which on reflection is quite a comic concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# luftwaffle
?
(sid_sonar, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Bizarre
But great :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# she don't look too happy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# it's
a hog!

... or a dorse.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Tony decided he needed....

...a new sidekick.
(pengon, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Gotta love edd the duck
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Would you like a drink with that?
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# yakety yak
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I've been to the largest McDonalds restaurant in the world*
It sucked.






*possibly unites states
(Corn Dog, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# hehehehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Zombeanie Song Re-enactment, Part 9



[JEDI MIND TRICK] BUY A SHIRT. NOW. [/JEDI MIND TRICK]



Requested by Benny.

EDIT: The new look site is also more pleasing to the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# i pity the man who's cleaning up after that
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Anyone going to .....
...watch the programme on channel 4 about things removed from peoples heads next monday?
(pengon, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# eek!
poor zombeanie
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# huzzah
love it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# have a delayed
but heartfelt "woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:55, archived)
# bored.....

(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Howlingly funny!
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Why?


cos im incredibly bored
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# *snigger*
Woo
(generalname, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# hahah
we ladies love teh clock
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# apparantly so





hello!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
#




hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# You can wind my watch if you like
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# No, not you
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# that's not what you said last time
you dirty wench
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *gasp!*
are you seeing him behind my back?

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# No it's all quite innocent really
He offered to wind my watch but I wouldn't let him because he bust the spring on his watch because he winds it too often (and too fast)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# I beg to differ
not that I'd know...
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# I can't actually remember what we are talking about here.
Fancy a coffee?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# *honks*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:49, archived)
# what is it with girls and blokes with huge
clocks!! :o)

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:39, archived)
# whahey!
show us yer pendulum!

/building site
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# WooYay
Put's my carriage clock to shame
(its a bloody shambles, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# shhhhhhhhh!


*edit* actually im not sure if it is, i made it ages ago, cant remember if i did post it or not...

apparantly i did
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# gimpy86
sucks off dogs and swallows
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# You can say that again
(generalname, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Hurrah for Monster Cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 17:14, archived)
# moving out isnt fun!! have a pic!!


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Ooooooh, that's lovely!
Is that yer lass?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# :o)
no, its a pbase pic, my better half is much nicer - and has more colour :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# aww
that's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Even the ciccada's fell silent...


...when the Hucknall Trio emerged from the undergrowth and started to sing...

Better Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Kill them!!
Kill them ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# That is horribly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Looks like joey deacon at the bottom.
KILL THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Mnnnnnnnggggggggggh!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# The Hucknall on the left
is hilarious
(Steve - AKA: Steve, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# straining
to knock a few choc-drops out hehe
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Monkey's too tight to mention ...
/coat

(I'll woo and yay it when I can control the dry heaves and spasms of uncontrollable disgust and loathing)

edit: wipes away drool and takes a deep breath "woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Every Picture Tells A Story. Episode 8



This will make more sense after seeing earlier episodes here
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# these are genie arse
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# These are woo indeed.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Is the first bloke 1950's Elvis?
Just wondered....
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# 1st one was better
but woo anyway
(Attention Whore, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# I agree
this is the last one in the series before it runs out of steam

edit/ 1960s next
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# At which point, it'll be Sir David Frost reading the captions :)
At least, in my head :)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# hehe, it was you that planted the voice
of attenborough in my head.
I started out with Graham Chapman, Ronnie Barker then John Cleese in my head then when I got Atten the comments got less silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Woo
for teh special hat.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# silly
(in a good way)

and a moral lesson for us all: eat more - you'll get to sit in the big car
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I Want A Domo Kun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# buy one on ebay like i did!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Did he soil
your underlay.......or did you ?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Oh yes!
I hope you are taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# nope
cost me twenty earth pounds he did. Well worth it - he even washes up....
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Like many presidents before him
to help relieve the stresses of office, George W Bush went to Camp David

(fatpotanga, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Dirty Sanchez?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Oh come on!
I can't have been the only person to think of that.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# well the thought is in my head too now!
and apparantly repeated bangings against my desk is not helping to remove it!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Here
Have a bad pun, see if that helps
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# :)
quality punnage
(fatpotanga, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:30, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft!
brilliant


oookay getting odd looks now, will try to stop banging my head on a desk followed by manic laughter
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# aaargh
the pun! the pun!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Rob Brydon's
let himself go a bit hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# ...a being a Texan, probably beat the crap outta him / her / it
(WOO to the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# repost
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# All aboard
(JD, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# nice
colour matching
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# woo!


No, not quite!

rp 2708347
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# I missed the bandwagon cos I went to lunch

but you're getting this anyway.....
(dew-genen-ny, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# on the subject of shatner
is a man girdle called a mirdle?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# i hope
to never find out
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
#
No they aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# well dont leave me in suspense
what are they called???
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# well
usually girdles or abdominal supporters.
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# *waits for comedy answer*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Pffft
you should have put Wogan in there too, for good measure.

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# *picks up baseball bat*
*seeks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# *quivers like a big, scaredy jelly*
did I drop my sarcasm tag again..?
; )

(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# as you should

you're always dropping it :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# I am booking some lessons in tagging,
*'s, /'s and those funky pointy bracket things confuse me.

/stupid

see?
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Did someone mention Wogan?

(Idid, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
#
I am not going to fall for that one again
;)

Ed: *delete rudeness* W00 that, ya bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# .
:D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Bad kitty...
(eltawater, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# what are you serving this from
your PC on the arse end of a dialup?

I may woo or not when it's loaded

EDIT: That's good actually when it got here, but what's it holding.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# The girl from King Kong
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# really?
Looks like a cross between a bolt of lightning and a duck from here.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Source pic (sort of)
Have a look at this
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# oh yes.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# faye ray
i think
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Fay Wray
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
#
yup cant ping www.anothergeek.com, do you want some free space?

(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# oops
dsl connection, 465 requests in the space of five minutes. I've reduced it down from a 138k file to a 38k file in the past few minutes, so that should help the loading somewhat :)
(eltawater, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# try it
without the comma
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# A cow. And its flying.
(cormee, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Tis
my little sister, I think. Does that cow have a licence?
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I thought cows were astronaughts and
pigs were pilots?

Very good pic though
(eyebrows, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
#


Moo Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# "I didn't know they could DO that!!!"
challenge it -- challenge it hard!

woo!
(tookishlad, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# moo yay
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Can someone who can explain things simply tell me what I need to do
to get a movie clip in flash to loop (it's 4 frames long) in the nomal scene timeline. Do I need to add keyframes? Action script? Or what? At the moment it's just staying on the first frame and won't animate at all, let alone loop.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Have you previewed the movie?
Often they don't animate in the editing window, just when you preview or export.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# ahaaaaaaaaaa
(mutley swearing)

That seems to be the problem, nevermind. An hour wasted is an hour shared. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# go to
control - loop playback, to make it loop when you play it too
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooo
luvli
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# superb
seamless too.
moo
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Oooh, that's
top Cowality that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# ooh look
cows!
/throw momma from the train
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# "My Aspirin! Not again!"
paracetamol?
"Bloody parrot thieving bastards!"
(heehee)
(I helped save b3ta! guplik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# hehe
Good punnage.
So that's why there are no Aspirins in the jungle..etc

yay and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# they will eat anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Parrot thieving bastards?
But he's missing aspirin, not parrots.
Oh, and what happened to swearfilter?
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# fucking cockbadering cunt cunt
apparantly not working
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Thank christ the cunting
fuck-wanker for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# The parrots are the thieving bastards...
Do you seeeeee?
(I helped save b3ta! guplik, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# hehehehehe
he was lucky they left him with teh box
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Probably these buggers...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3869815.stm
(Doctor Evil, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# incidentally, yay!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3860779.stm

the michael howard shops are by b3tans (me included)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# and you are credited !!
top shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Oh yes.
They got my name wrong, though, and missed the .com off the end of b3ta. Still, not bad.
bet there's some BBC news guideline that says proper names can't start with the underscore character
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Charles Kennedy
looks pissed in all of them!
Congrats BTW.
(Doctor Evil, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# arf!
c'est genius!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Diana Winsor Memorial Plan

Woo For Sloppy Drawings!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# look what was on special in macky dees today
(MrE, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# May I be the first to say


Furburger.

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Yuk
McFluffy
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# So...
They're putting less hair in them these days. Cheapskates...
(biajw, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeew!
That am foul.

I am proud to say I haven't eaten in a MaccyD's for over four years. Neither do I buy crap khakis from Gap, nor lattes from Starbucks, for they are all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# i'm at about 2 years sans McD's
:)
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# I read that book about
burger joints and all thier evil ways, but it just made me hungry for a cheesburger
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Keep it up.
Although I'm sure their financial execs are sweating in their beds at night, thinking about the two of us not buying burgers from them.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# probably not
But they are sweating in their beds at night due to the solid lumps of cholesterol blocking their sagging arteries ...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# ah yes
but the strawberry frapuccinos are oh so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# what's a
fwapuccino?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# a wank in a coffee mug?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I thought
that was a latte?

/don't understand the evil of starbucks ... it's just a cup of fucking coffee, for cocks sake ..
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# read
No Logo - it's quite enlightening
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# But you can't smoke in Starbucks'.
A fucking coffe shop that you cn't smoke in?! Anathema.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# seconded
smoking is their primary purpose, coffee is merely a sideline.

/off now, too much lurgy. see you tomorrow

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Aaaaahhh....I may have to discipline you
in an older sibling fashion if you don't desist.

You're allowed to go to Costa's, though, and their frappucinos are pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Get your hands out of your pockets, young man.
As my sister-in-arms' romantic interest, I must ask you to tell me your prospects and give me two reliable character witnesses before you're allowed to see her again.

Stand up straight at the back, there.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# curses,
two weeks to get to know someone reliable
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Two.
Not one, not three, but two.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:35, archived)
# I'm
going to go out on a limb here and stick up for Starbucks - it's now come to the stage where the staff in the one on the canal bridge in Camden not only stick my regular tipple on as soon as I come in the door, thus enabling me to avoid even the most vasty queue, but they occasionally just give me free coffee. I think the secret is to tip.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Good lass, that's the spirit
I'm on 11 years and counting...

/small-time hippy non-activist
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I want one of them new Crow Burgers.
They are just like that one, but with a crow in it.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
McRat deluxe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Verrrry nice
more good work like this I say.

/demanding
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Is that
one of the deep-fried mink sandwiches Michael Moore is eating these days?
(bluemerle, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# lovely with a bit of
sour cream
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)

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