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#
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:37, archived)
# That's woo but...
I'm bleeding! (again)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Kinky.
How come?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)
# I have two incompatible habits
one is sharpening my fingernails
the other is scratching my head
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Haha
Your picture looks very small for a change. Might have something to do with my resolution, though.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Poor kid... he looks traumatised...
...still, he needs to know!

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Ah...
gives new meaning to the Richard Gere quote: "There's a hole where my hamster once was."
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:35, archived)
# bugger...that's a better book
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Great! Woo to both!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:45, archived)
# red wine+spit+monitor
you have caused the inevitable clash of all three
big w/y/h
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Woo to that
Is there a sequel involving goldfish taking journeys down the toilet?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks


Couldn't get nowt to work so renamed.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:34, archived)
# YAY!
not not moderatly big, nor very big......

'tis H-U-G-E!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:42, archived)
# tis me? or tis it a li'l slower here tonight....
Me found this again, thought I'd lost it when my comp
f'd up the other day and i nearly borked t'internet
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:23, archived)
# ahhhhh....medicine.....
/EDIT
have just been looking for a picture of 'screaming' on google, and i thoroughly recommend you trying it, going to the 6th page, 4th line down, and second from the right... this guy NEEDS shopping.... here members.rogers.com/nrusson/pics/Nicholas%20screaming%20at%20WilliamParty.JPG he sacres the living bejeezus outta me
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:23, archived)
# 1.75 litre?
that's a big bottle of jack!
*mouth waters*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:27, archived)
# unshopped too.
Mum brought it back from the US, it's been going slowly but steadily...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:32, archived)
# what a lovely mum
you have.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Checks...
Nah I think it's a pube.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Hooray
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:33, archived)
# I don't believe I woo'd it the first time around. So here:
Woo.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Strange


Strange thing happened this afternoon, every time I tried a preview, the name of my link changed before my eyes to moleste.jpg. Space monkies or not nobody is knobbeling my account so I post X's, been there before, took a year in therapy to get over it so :P
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:14, archived)
# was it called
h u g.jpg?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:16, archived)
# It'll be
h u g e.jpg
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Is it ANYTHING with h u g in it?
like thug?
Edit. No, no its not.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Weird
I assumed it must be anything with the letters h u and g in that order. Hence why h.u.g and h.u.g.e work. Guess not though.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# when there is no character before the h
perhaps
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# It's anything that starts with molest
like molestuenot. Or molesth Grant.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# because it had 'h ug' in it?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:16, archived)
# it had h,u.g in it
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Correct
Yeas
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Change it to "h<i></i>uge"
that should get you around the filter.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:17, archived)
# not sure if that works in the filename of an img src
probably just goes spacky
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# &#117;
does the trick. h&#117;ge.jpg
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# what's that?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# That is the ISO 8859-1 code for lower-case u.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:23, archived)
# Ooooo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:26, archived)
# What is wrong with moleste?
Is it short for soming?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# It's done it again
Whats wrong with h u g e?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# h u g and cu d d le.
have been filtered.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:36, archived)
# I guess RXG went on a rampage...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# hmm

Is that what you wanted?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Scratches head
That be it.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# Here's how to do it.
www.b3ta.com/board/4197742
*looks at picture*
*gets joke*
Woo!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:23, archived)
# you need to rename the image
so it doesn't include the letters h u g sequentially.

so "hugecock.jpg" won't work, but "h2ugecock.jpg" will.

the reason for this filter being in place is beyond me.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# Thank you muchly
dohhhh easy when you know how init.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Thank fuck
I thaught i was makeing freudian slips when i typed h.u.g
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:34, archived)
# you can defeat it
by inserting redundant html tags in the text thus: hu[i][/i]ge
(replacing the square brackets with html angle brackets of course)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:38, archived)
# the filter was put there
because an unnamed mod got shirty with the 'unseemly' amounts of hugging and generally fluffiness that was occuring on /talk. When Rob removed the swear filter he left the hug filter on for comic purposes
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:41, archived)
# May I just point out...
That it's actually Magical Space Mice, not Space Monkeys.

See here

I thank you :)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# You should have made that a 1mb file
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:00, archived)
# 1mb Bmp
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# T.J. Fridge Girl!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:15, archived)
# edit:
*fwaps respectfully*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# ants
My ants took 2 weeks to arrive. Very small but already very busy

ps: nice website
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Oooh
ta ;)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Ca ne fonction pas
pour moi.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# si - ça fonctionne maintenant
il a dû regler son bémol...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha
'twould be clever
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:15, archived)
# woah.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:00, archived)
# you are harsh
AICMFP
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:00, archived)
# *hands over five peanuts*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# you are very kind
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:08, archived)
# anytime
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Seconded.
Wanadoo 1MB - £17.99/month
Most unlimited dialup - £12.49/month.
www.adslguide.org.uk
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# It doesnt make sense.
Im in France for a year and im paying just under 15 Euros a month for 2.4MB/S. Other companies (NeufTel) are now doing 8MB/S for same price.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:05, archived)
#
it's cheap cos it means you can go online and dream of not being in France any more.....
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Harsh
but fair.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:10, archived)
# But
We're talking about England here.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Dont know why you bothered saying that.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:11, archived)
# I did that a few years ago
Where are you?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Aix-En-Provence.
Nr Marseille.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:11, archived)
# j'y suis allé, direct TGV à partir de Paris
très jolie comme ville... et un temps mérveilleux pendant toute l'été, tu vas l'adorer...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Ah
You speak no lies.
Tis indeed nice place, only got 6 months left, looking forward to the sunshine. Freezing at present.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Village up road
Got there own satellite link and wirless around the village, 2Mb for £10/month. DIY pays off if you can get enough peeps.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Heh heh heh
/loves his fat-pipe
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Seconded
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Baden Powell would turn in his grave i tell ye!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# hehehehe..... w/y/h
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Hehehe
*fwaps*

Mmm new car smell....
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Woooo
Tis a great idea!



And also

b3ta.com/board/4167349

And you can twoc a caravan. You can twoc anything!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:03, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# You are a very bad man
I like it!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# hehehehe
good work there sir :~D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:10, archived)
# There's a ninja in our mince

Now Jpeg'd for ur convenience
If my host is too fucking slow: www.sheezyart.com/view/246871/
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Er...
Hate to be a cunt about it, but....
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# And still loading incredibly slowly...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:56, archived)
# could of edited
and it's still takin ages
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:56, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Picture
times out for me about half way through. get a better host.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:00, archived)
# ?
i cant see it...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:00, archived)
# 144Kb jpg... a bit on the hefty side....
but still taking a heck of a long time...even on 2Mb b/band!!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# do anything :p
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:52, archived)
# *fwap*
*fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# okay.






fwap
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Much as i love the pic,
i would suggest a nsfw.

*fwaps discreetly.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# perfectly
SFW.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Yeah right.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# She could stamp coins
with those thighs.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:56, archived)
# No she couldn't
(tested coin flattening empirically with ellis)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Oh.....*rethinks*
She could do that popeye thing where he squeezes open a tin of spinach with one hand with those thighs.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:02, archived)
# err
a) I can't see what's been changed there
b) borderline nsfw, methinks
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# methinks
he's launching a bandwagon
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:56, archived)
# I'd say she's got an enlarged bum
Not that I'm looking closely or anything.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Dont think anyone with those legs
could have that waist.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Umm...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# 1 message in 125 days


AND YOU POST A FRIDGE
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Appliance Thread!!!

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Old Ikea kettle

hahahahaha
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
# estabamos haciendo tarea en equipo y pues una amiga
fue al refri, aqui una foto de la reunion, ora:


estoy muy feliz en el tec :D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# genius ain't it?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# -.-
dont be a critic... lol
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# I would suggest linkifying that as some people are probably still at work.
Oh and the point of that is?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# phwoar!
look at those socks...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# mmm
stripey
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:57, archived)
# That is one
well stocked fridge. Mine's empty by comparison.

Oh, and I would.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:57, archived)
# improved already...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Will she be able to handle the crisp clean taste?
or should we restock her with the lite brew?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# hell, lets go mad and give her a full strength one...
... and see what she does
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:02, archived)
# Are we
still talking about beer?


fwap
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha quicktastic
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# not sure I can take it getting any better
*spluffs*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Now
she's the perfect women. I'd go stay round her's any night!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Perfect?
you'd fall for any girl with a fridge full of monkey beer!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Yes!!
exactly!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# YAY!
monkey beer party at bigarsegirl's house!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] hoy! stop that!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:48, archived)
# no bombing!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:48, archived)
# no petting, no chewing gum
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:49, archived)
# oh, and no eating the giant olive either
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:50, archived)
# euphemism?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:30, archived)
# no drowning puppies
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# If only
such pools existed in real life...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# MY Mockingbird. Twas in labour for 20 seconds. Quickly made.


Fear it's mocking power. No offence to who made the mockingbird pic (can't be arsed to check) i'm bored. anything to amuse myself. Poo.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Bravo
Jolly well done, etc...

/mocking praise
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:49, archived)
# *kills*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:49, archived)
# hammertime
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:49, archived)
# More books
Get a proper coat, Rabbit..!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:41, archived)
# tsssk.
arf.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:42, archived)
# glory
ohhh the bords giggle full today *giggles like a stond school girl*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:43, archived)
# hehe
peter sucks at life
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Fucking ACE!
I love you!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] don't die, Mr. Henman!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Very Niceful!
How about full scale tim with the big bats
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Tim is crap.
He needs the big rackets. He isn't doing us EVER is he?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:47, archived)
#








?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# ahhh
the old tennis on a table game, a popular hit with dwarfs and gobblins
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:43, archived)
# hahahaha ace
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:44, archived)
# deuce?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Hee hee
That's great.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Calling all b3tans...

I'm taking part in a sponsored FIREWALK on 26th February and I would be muchly grateful to
anybody what sponsored me, like. And anyone what wants to come along (obviously it
would help if you lived in or near the london area) will be most welcome.

For more details, a map, and to sponsor me (if you wanna), click this link:
www.justgiving.com/crispytoenails
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:38, archived)
# allways
remember not to forget what your doing when walking on fire
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:40, archived)
# sage advice
i'll bear it in mind
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:41, archived)
# hahahaha,
'Mudchute' :P Love the name of that place, but not docklands in general.

/childish giggling
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:11, archived)
# I had this fellow rattling around inside my head
and just HAD to get him out ...
SmmmmmooooOoOOoOOOooooocHHHH!!!!

Glad to put him here though ...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Looks like
a cross between the Simpsons aliens and the crabs from www.rathergood.com
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Probably bin dun
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Ummmmmmm.....
yay for dead ex Neighbours stars with dodgy perms?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:33, archived)
# bloomin 'eck
Is he dead?
Reminds me of the big cooling towers next to the M1 at Sheffield. I always reckoned they should paint something on them.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:36, archived)
# he certainly karked it in Neighbours
I remember the wooden acting
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:38, archived)
# I remember
He spazzed out totally whilst everyone else looked on without giving a shit.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:40, archived)
# He was just as wooden
in Star Trek Insurrection and The West Wing.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# cooling towers
really give me the creeps.
and electricity turbines, pylons, waterwheels, any large-scale machinery.
so while this pic deserves a woo, i'm going to ignore this post; please don't take it personally.

*cowers*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Who?
What?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:39, archived)
# jim from still-running (yet very 1980s) australian daytime soap
though he isn't really dead (atleast, I don't think so). Don't be afraid of the big buidings, they're beautiful
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:41, archived)
# He aint't dead yet...
He's the Vice President in "24", and he turned up on the last ep. of the X files - aha!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:21, archived)
# well...
can't get much more random than that
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:22, archived)
# MISSILES!!!
with bacon!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Wow.
A snickers Marathon of jokes.
Yay.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:23, archived)
# your mind
is a strange wonderfull cherry filled wonderland
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:24, archived)
# that's the nicest description of my mind i've ever had
thankyou
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:25, archived)
# Woo
Quadruple woo goes to the erm..... thing!

woo woo woo WOO!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:30, archived)
# super anvil action
woo yay!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:40, archived)
# excellent timing.
woo yay
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Lobster
Oh yes, indeed.


yay!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:42, archived)
# hahahaha
this made me laugh out loud,
(mind that I'm in a library with a crowd of silent, hardworking students)

woo to that sir spackfist!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Imagine a book about it 2
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:16, archived)
# ohhh
soo god sir
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:17, archived)
# I'm not sure a mockingbird's weight is enough to
make it suffocate or break it's neck under such conditions
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:18, archived)
# I have empirical evidence
performed under stringent test conditions
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# hmm
okay
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# you can always
grab hold of the bird and put al your weight on it
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:20, archived)
# But surely the greased talons would make your hands slip?
How about feeding it depleted uranium pellets until it was heavy enough?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:46, archived)
# you can't see the loaded shotgun off to the side?

lean your head and try and look down the side of your monitor.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Dont do it!
Its a trick! he'll shoot you!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:21, archived)
# wow, i can so totally see it
TO BROADWAY!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Harper Lee's finest.
Mocked.
But very well!
wyh. That, for me, is FP material.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:21, archived)
# pffft
arf, woo and yay.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:22, archived)
# guess who


not very good, eh.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:16, archived)
# s'lovely!~
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:16, archived)
# erm...
*thinks for 5 centuries then travels back to this point in time to post*
Some bloke?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:17, archived)
# haha
yes
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:18, archived)
# feddy mercury without a moustache
tis very good though
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Woo

waitasec... if you're the princess of persia, does that make you that girl with the bow?
If that's so, can you explain why that prince guy had an english accent despite being from an arabic country?
Or was your memory erased?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:22, archived)
# It was erased
and besides, lots of Asian royalty send their sons to expensive English private schools. Just, not usually at that time in history...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:43, archived)
# no idea
but it's splendid
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:23, archived)
# SPACKFIST!!!
I LOVE THAT WORD


W/Y/H!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Hairy
Midget?

I cheated
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Peter Kay?
Slight resemblence
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:37, archived)
#
fantastic! Everytime you post a pic it makes me want to have a go at doing a vector image...then I realise that I haven't got the patience!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:41, archived)

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