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#
Posted this last night when no one was on.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Pfft
you should have saved it for easter
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:39, archived)
# ha!
are you still up for the mt comic thing that gimbo emailed you about a while back? we're near getting it up and running.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:40, archived)
# fo shizzle
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Hey, I was on!
Doesn't make it any less woo, however...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)
# Ungodley & Creme
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Congratulations!
You made me laugh, have a woo (and a biscuit)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:22, archived)
# hoho!

just like my chipper dinner.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:26, archived)
# I wish I had that
I wish i had that right now
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:27, archived)
# It complements the Monkey Beer
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:31, archived)
# I thought these were consumed on a Wednesday evening?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Not tonight,
I couldn't be arshed cooking so it was off to the chipper with me, I haven't had a chipper in aaaages.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:32, archived)
# "I haven't had a chipper in aaaages"
are you suuuuurreeee?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:47, archived)
# well....erm...
a bit sure.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:25, archived)
# Daddy?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Apollo Creed 13
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# hoot!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:32, archived)
# haha! brilliant!
love it!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:43, archived)
#



And my nooseletter output for the fortnight...
Issue 33: 'Selling Horse Hair To The Elderly'
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:15, archived)
# That sir
is truly ace!
would you like me to make a program that does that every 30 mins?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# I breathe through my mouth.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Why?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Dunno.
When I was eight I had a palate brace thingummy and it was uncomfortable to close my mouth, so I started breathing through it instead.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# i breathe
using my lungs
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# CONNECTED STORY:
You know when you're drinking something, and you laugh, and sometimes it then goes up your nose and comes out of your nostrils?
I did that with a gummi bear once. It was horrible. Absolute pandemonium.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Ewwww.
Nosebears.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# That made me laugh like a horse.
Horses do laugh, you know*.



*probably not true.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:24, archived)
# nay!
.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:21, archived)
# i was once really really
drunk and the only way i knew i had been sick the previous night was because i had rice up my nose
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:21, archived)
# My mum
once did that with that twisty pasta. It was chuffing hilarious. Span as it came out and everything.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
sock full of bees.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:06, archived)
# I am thoroughly enjoying this series.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:08, archived)
# It's even more fun than having a pillow fight with death
actually i'm watching someone have a pillow fight with death right now...
anime is great for making the downright stupid into something producable.

How about haivng kevin tour the world?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:11, archived)
# that about sums anime up.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:12, archived)
# yeah but it means that can make any old shit into something that is
fantastic and entertaining... even combinations of guitars and ironing!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:20, archived)
# haha
pwned
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:10, archived)
# an age-old question.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:11, archived)
# heh
how naive of him
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:13, archived)
# This
series is fuckin woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:16, archived)
# *pays homage to T24*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# That's just perfect!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:02, archived)
# I hear america is good this time of year
/goes to maine
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# new york is better.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:06, archived)
# new york is better
(so good it was posted twice)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:08, archived)
# New Hampshire is conveniently located somewhere in between.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# I am going to NYC at the end of May
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:31, archived)
# thats fucking crazy
wooooo
rock out with ya cock out
well pigeon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:04, archived)
# the funny thing is
i started out thinking.. right.. im gonna draw something cute for my GF...

hmmm...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:06, archived)
# girlfriends are very similar to pigeons
and if French, also similar to frogs..
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:09, archived)
# look at me, girlfriend, etc.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:12, archived)
# *only sees "torture"*

*spacks*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:06, archived)
# I see frog!
but the odd one out is maime, all the others are in red
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:06, archived)
# More happy frog!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:56, archived)
# at first I thought that the fellow on the right was making the last remark
It's funny either way. :-)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# you can easily see
that he has no mouth in that picture
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:00, archived)
# thanks, dad
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# I thought that too
that he normally goes for a drink with his gran but as she'd died he can go with his mate instead ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# or... he's just looking for an excuse not to go out with the fellow in green
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Works
both ways IMHO
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:49, archived)
# old repost i stumbled upon.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Cool! Heres one I stumbled over too!

Start running
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:57, archived)
# pearoasts!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# according to my logs, mine was from
13-Oct-2003
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# this one goes all the way back to march 2003!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:05, archived)
# *searches for oldest remaining b3ta picture*
hmm, 7th may 2003.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:07, archived)
# MY BIRTHDAY
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:09, archived)
# without doubt,
this is significant.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Umm i hope that's no relation of anna millers cow girl


also... about your rei pic it seems a little "errored"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# HOORAY!
This induces happiness.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:57, archived)
# that's definately a pokemon
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] This one will keep the kids busy
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:50, archived)
# haha.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:50, archived)
# One better, rather 32 better.
Saw a gigantic photoshop'd one that was connect forty!

Funny tho!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:52, archived)
# nice edit ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Well that game would suck
edit: only another 5 hours of this series to watch.... but in 5 mins i get another 4 hours of anime about pirates
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:52, archived)
# with hot erotic tentacle action?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:59, archived)
# you realise that if i lived in the same country as you...
i'd take a trip every weekend to beat some sense into you with piledriver

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe!
one day my friend.. one day :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:08, archived)
#


1 : 2
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:48, archived)
# i know a girl
who has a silent vibrating devil duckie.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:50, archived)
# You mean
it doesn't quack?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# how handy
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Is that a real pic uve taken
or what?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Its a photo and the posterise ege filter it seems
effectve though!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Close enough :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# hehe...
the others are top too :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# giddyup!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:42, archived)
# you be teh
animaster!
Get off my hat!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Thats a bit good.
He looks unhappy though....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:44, archived)
# haha, it walks like Herr Flick of the Gestapo!
Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:44, archived)
# haha
i think i bet on him last grand national
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:45, archived)
# arf! you should have put your money
on dovehorse
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:55, archived)
# woo! that`s rather spesh
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# excellent!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:09, archived)
# nods
as good as a wink etc, cheers for the tip
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha dogpenguin
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:47, archived)
# 'Nay' its not.
Stop horsin around.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:48, archived)
# it's a horse
you utter, utter silly
Get off my hat!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:50, archived)
# hehe
that be rather good!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:47, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:47, archived)
# you're great.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:48, archived)
# :)
YAY!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] it looks like you're writing aaaarrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!
i have nightmares like this.



from the land that scale forgot
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Ha, ha
Excellent...I hope the shark gets the bloody paperclip as well!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:32, archived)
# I think the paper clip is the shark, no?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:36, archived)
# hmm...
a sentence i never thought i'd hear
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:37, archived)
# "wellington boots makes excellent flower vases for valentines day"


/another
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:39, archived)
# The Swindon Moose is now sadly endangered.
i could play this all night
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:40, archived)
# on your own

:D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:24, archived)
# THAT WATERMELLONING PAPERCLIP
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:33, archived)
# ello
did you see my drawing of Rei earlier?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Missed it sorry
*pauses anime and starts trawling through the board*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:56, archived)
# hahahaha
yay
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:36, archived)
# hahahaha
funniest of the day
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:10, archived)
# 'ning


Edit He's bi-polar
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Is this what happens
when you star in an iPod commercial?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:29, archived)
# ecs
o lento
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:29, archived)
# my mum can cook a mean curry.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:27, archived)
# mmm, curry
and TJ

"My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing."
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:28, archived)
# That is the worst excuse. Ever.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:32, archived)
# ahahahaha!
that's brilliant, the liars
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
"Breasts, What a Passion". What a great translation.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Crap
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:28, archived)
# reserved parking?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:29, archived)
# I quite like your mum
makes a great roast.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:29, archived)
# If you werent a female
that would have been rather rude...
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:30, archived)
# no it wouldn't!
It's completely factual, she's a lovely cook! :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Depends on the type of roast i suppose.
*stops digging hole*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:32, archived)
# it was a turkey roast
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Oh.
Thats ok then.

Mmmmmmmmm. Turkey roast.
*misses REAL food*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:38, archived)
# mmm lovely cock.....
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:34, archived)
# hee hee hee
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Blatant Plug
..Back in the summer of 2004 the snackfoam guys made a rather crappy super-low budget film.. and this year we're making a much better CHEESIER sequel/remake..

and here's a little something..
TOTAQ E-Card Sort Of Thing CLICK IT!!

apologies in advance for poorness
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Superhero #2


Other superheroes: Lighting Man
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Superheros rock!
Alternative originals are cool too!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# haha
woo to you madam
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Have a penguin
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:23, archived)
# arf!
Thats ace!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Holy Brilliance, Amazongirl!
woo!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:05, archived)
# No camel toe?
*sighs*

Still woo.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Anybody no camel toe
Anybody no camel toe, Anybody no camel toe, Anybody no camel toe, Anybody no camel toe,
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:30, archived)
# xenomorph!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Arf
fandabadoozie
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha cool!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:21, archived)
# hahaahahahaah!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
# My first Abbey Road post!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:11, archived)
# GAH! IT'S ALL GONE WRONG!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:14, archived)
# *slap*
get ahold of yourself woman!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:17, archived)
# John always was the rebel
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:22, archived)
# And
George always followed?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Woo
nice :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Do you have nice tits?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# um
Sort of...
Sort of?
/Spaced
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Looks like someone let the crisp clean taste go to his head
too many monkey beers for you
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Rubbish.
Monkey beer makes gentlemen out of the lowest of vagabonds. It is not to blame.*

*could be a lie.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:22, archived)
# mmm
Beers of monkeys
Not that I drink beer...(only when I win it)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Oooh but i do!
Win it? Think I need to be introduced to this competition.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:28, archived)
# well when I say beer I mean lager
12 pints to the winter of the pub quiz
won 3 times in a row
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:54, archived)
# our pub quiz host
loves horse racing, as do loads of old codgers who also play, never won to this day.... damned estate boozer!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:04, archived)
# do you?
(Mr. It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS.)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Hormones not kicked in yet
but I am a lady
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:25, archived)
# lovely
:D
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:20, archived)
# woo! that`s brill
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Lame in comparison to Homer's big brain


I am geek of old!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:07, archived)
# But being geeky
this appeals to me more than homer does
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Don't make me
get my computing work out!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:10, archived)
# I dare thee, sir!
Any excuse, in my book!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Heh Heh
The basic runs strong in this one.
Saying that, access's visual is starting to piss me right off
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:13, archived)
# s'awight
My cure for any of dat sht is to listen to some Boney M.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Pfffffffff
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Fucking genius.
You are great.
Winner.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:59, archived)
# that'll show Groaning
God that guy pisses me off
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:01, archived)
# but he's a genius
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:02, archived)
# What about that Brad Bird character?
i think he's better
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:07, archived)
# aw that's very well made
woo
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Ha ha
nice :)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Doh!~
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:22, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:44, archived)

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