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# It's not an image but some of you will thank me for this
as I was perusing though an old Computer Active Magizine at the doctors I came across this link

www.freeserifsoftware.com/default.asp

so go get your freebies for all those who don't have a vector package, a DTP, a Web-design package, a Photo manipulation program and a 3d prog.

Good luck with your images ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:22, archived)
# *Looks for hummus download*
Bah!

Thanks anyhoo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:23, archived)
# danken!!!!
:)
(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:23, archived)
# ooh I might look at downloading WebPlus 6.0
I need to build a webshite :) ty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# I'd get the demo of Dreamweaver
or something similar - you get far nicer results, and the sites work outside IE.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# ooh thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Or learn HTML
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# that's crazy talk :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# that would be insane!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Yeah, that'd be the other option.
But I swing more towards PHP nowdays anyway. I just suggest Dreamweaver because you can have a resonably nice site in a very small amount of time.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# and a lot of money :\
Bluefish on Linux is nice.. and free

.. in case anyone`s interested
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)
# I swing towards men..
uh uh... I mean good ol' ASP. Micro$haft owns your arses, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)
# 500 Internal Server Error
try load balancing that crud over a bunch of production servers...


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:53, archived)
# ASP cost money though (I think)
PHP is free
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)
# IIS (or PWS) comes with Win98 upwards
but if you want to cope with loads of users, you need to buy some form of MS Site Server licence, otherwise you get "too many users" errors
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Too geeky for me I'm afraid
most of that went straight over my head. firstly what is IIS? What does it do? How does it relate to ASP or PHP? and what's this 'too many users' error?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:01, archived)
# IIS is Internet Information Server, a web server that MS gives away with the OS
- have a squizz under add programs -> windows components, and it supports ASP out of the box CD

"too many users" is the typical error people get with MS servers as the admin can put a cap on the maximum number of requests so that the server doesn`t fall over; also if you don`t pay for a big licence, IIS is locked down to a max 25 (or something - can`t remember) simultaneous users - anything posted on b3ta would lock that up in seconds!

you can get add-ons to allow you to run PHP on IIS too, if that`s your bent (PFFFFT.. bent) although PHP and Apache are kissy snoggy bed fellows
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Oh right I see
so you can be your own Internet Server running off your computer, rather than relying upon your ISP running the code for you, is that right?

But is there a danger of people having access to your computer directly?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:13, archived)
# yip, I run my web site from the bedroom
as for security, yep you`re right.. you have to have a good (not adequate) firewall, and a stable operating system / web server that you keep patched to the hilt!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:17, archived)
# You seem to be a right brainbox about coding and stuff
can you recommend a good quality PHP thumbnail gallery code that uses files to access the image/thumb locations rather than from a MySQL Database. I did have a working code for my php thumbnail gallery but I lost it when ny comp crashed and I can't remember how to re-code it see here for broken version It loads six rows of six thumbs using a file with the url of each thumbnail. Each thumb has the url to the actual image located in a second file, when you click either next or previous it loads the next load of urls stored in an array. Please help me if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:26, archived)
# I did this one:
www.onlinetools.org/tools/easyimagecatalogue.php

Been a while since there was an update though
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Dreamweaver is the dogs' whatsits
but this is aimed at those who have limited or no funds. Dreamweaver demo is okay but you have to not only learn it, but also build your site within 30 days. Unless you happen to have the crack - which I wouldn't know a thing about.

\scarpers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:36, archived)
# I knew
you were a crack whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:38, archived)
# I deny everything
I did say I didn't know a thing about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Well, yeah, you could always
do THAT, but I wasn't going to mention it.

I think 30 days is enough to build a reasonable site, but yes, the other thing is free.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# 30 days is enough if you already have an understanding or both
wysiwyg web-design programs and a grounding ih html. I learnt HTML long before I bought Dreamweaver.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Meh!
I dunno. I don't even use it any more, as said in an earlier reply. Twas just a suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)
# T'was a good suggestion
Dreamweaver is the best web-design app. going. Although it doesn't hurt to learnt a few html tags just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:52, archived)
# ooh that photo plus could be handy for people stuck with paintmash
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
we could end all this paintmash malarky right here and now. So download them hard all you paintmashers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# THEY SHOT THE POPE! THEY SHOT HIS ASS!
Bar-b-q Jim
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# More like Papa Lazarou than Jim hahaha
"Dave? Dave is that you? You're my wife now!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# ! you diss Jim!

*doesn`t speak to you ever again*

*apart from this time*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I know not of this Jim anyway I've never heard him sing so I wouldn't really know.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:45, archived)
# isnt that from a butthole surfers song?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:01, archived)
# oh yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:07, archived)
# takes me back to my misspent youth
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] this looks like a recipe for disaster
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Great! I wish I was deciding this compo! I'd choose this!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:22, archived)
# arf
woo
(staggs28, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:23, archived)
# You just made
(Soap Distant, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# may I woo your woo?
and a woo to the dart throwing hedgehogs...
(French Toast, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)
# ^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Wahey
Mary Whitehousetastic.
(SlinkySkunk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
o-o-
i
===

(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# haha fab!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaha
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha!
LET`S! PLAY! DAARRRRRRRTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# WINNER!
Woo, Yay, Houpla!

But...hedgehogs can float due to their hollow needles - 100% of fact! This fact does not make that any less woo though!
(Bloch McParty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:19, archived)
# u probably seen this but...

I had to post it since it's kinda fun. It is not photoshopped. It's from a swedish newsmagazine. A woman took a picture of a beautiful swan...
(I helped save b3ta! gremme, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Swan,
yes....
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:18, archived)
# indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/4482161
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:26, archived)
# getting redex here?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:21, archived)
# I see...
... a swan
... sum ice
... a swan reflection
... a thing...



... no dead people
(tomtom, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Perhaps there is a
hidden Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:23, archived)
# nope
www.b3ta.com/board/4482161
buwahahaha! Multi linkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:27, archived)
# hmmm
I guess I do see dead people then...

And that wasnt even intentional in my other reply!

Spooky?
(tomtom, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:34, archived)
# I once had one of them
But then the damned Roger-penalties kicked in and soon enough they took it away in a flourish of ribbens, bells and pretty songs. But I had a good crop that year so it fodn't matter so much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:23, archived)
# it fodn`t matter eh?
it never foes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# i seem to be missing out on the fun
is there something hidden there?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# yes
www.b3ta.com/board/4482161
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:26, archived)
# *squints*
hmm, looks like an enormous bell-end to me
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Ahh!
There's a hand (fist) poking through the ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:26, archived)
# looks like a small swan
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Thats a fist?
Hmm guess I can see that... I still think its just a "thing" though.. maybe a freaky shaped piece of ice?

(tomtom, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# I'm gonna run out before lunchtime, don't worry . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:17, archived)
# yay!
The Beadle of the North!


Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Fnar!
This post wins my first woo of the week, here it is:

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Bah!
Why his post!? Why not mine!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Ning oh hatted one
where is your post, it can have my first yay - provided it meets my strict quality standards
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Technically, I meant this image
so everything i fine and dandy, yay for this beadle of the north image (just to clarify things a bit - you know)
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# pffff!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:19, archived)
# can't beat a bit of beadle!
'Ning Dave. Whay don't you stop looking at my bra if you're bored? (Although I have a really nice, skimpy, cleavage enhancing push-up number on today...)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmmmmm! Yum!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Tonight Matthew I'm going to be...

...Shakin' Stevens
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Great! Hummus! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Kennedy lets public facade slip
(Soap Distant, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)
# repost: because I haven't been around the dayshift for weeks.

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
not seen that before.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
'ning grandma
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Morning Maiden
Wot no buses?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)
# I've today and tomorrow off
back on the buses on wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:16, archived)
# good stuff
still enjoying it?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Yes the power... The Power... Mmmuurrhahahahaha
, err... well it's okay you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# hahah
a

*hasn't seen the original pic*

It's still funny tho
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
It's funny because it's true!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Yes, I've been terribly busy . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)
# like a comfy old trout more like :)
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Yeah . . .
summat like that . . .

G'ning Richard.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)
# are old trouts comfy?
ps. Wonderful work with Moon Over Marin
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)
# ta :)
do you like Butthole Surfers?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)
# 'ning Dave
and woo too...


Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)
# G'ning ZW



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha!
you spotted me then!


Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:07, archived)
# No!
That was a seagull . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)
# arf!
I see the royal wedding cam is still up and running - might go out at lunchtime and dance around the steps a bit...


Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Oh, please do!
and take a bigger CDc . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:14, archived)
# or a large stick of chalk for the pavement!!!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:17, archived)
# I dares ya!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# *sob*
I want to know what she said!

"My..."?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:07, archived)
# ...
...saddle's killing me!

EDIT: Woo DtH, too :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)
#
EDIT: Ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)
#
EDIT: You're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)
#
EDITH: Coo! What am I doing here?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:14, archived)
# my, that's a biggun!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)
# I love you Mr. Hat :)



in a fellow b3tan way...um, honest
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)
# ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:12, archived)
# ...flaps are a bit dusty.
Be a love and get your dustbuster out to give them a once over."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Official
merchandise...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)
# *shocked!*
You stole Mongychops' font!

Woo! Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)
# 'ning Mr Wobbly
Animate it, make it rock.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Fine idea,
sir...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)
# I thenk yew!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)
# I think Oak
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)
# hahaaahaha
pimp my horse

.. pump my horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)
# seamless
but WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)
# spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)
# I can't believe no-one noticed it . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Is it aimed at Camilla's head?
Edit: Ning Dayshifters
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Good Morning!
I believe that he is not aiming it . . . yet!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)
# are we expecting him to shoot out of a balcony at buckingham palace and kill all the tourists?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)
# that's the wacky fun-a-plenty thing he might do . . .
but I'm no royal watcher . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Run about
...with a high calibre assault rifle.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)
# OK!
*runs about . . .*

*with a high calibre assault rifle*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)
# I'd pay to see that.
Could probably even charge tourists for the privilege of being shot by Prince Phillip.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)
# ning gayshifter
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah i'm definitely a gayer rather and a dayer
but I'll dabble in it now and again
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I cant quite make out what I am anymore
Ive Been goatseing things
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Morning, Doctor!
p.s. I watched that Queens Castle thing last night, Phil aint such an old duffer after all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Good Morning, Boys!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)
# i've always liked him
and his un PC views. we need more people like him.

i mean, this message board looks like it was installed by an indian.

no offence to indians.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Hehehe,
nice :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)
# 'ning mr.hat


woo..kill 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)
# 'ning!
are you well?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# yup tip-top :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Woo!
that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)
# With JFK's Magic bullet theory
he could kill the lot of them with one shot!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)
# G'Ning Dave.
G'Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)
# 'ello, M'duck!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)
# So the internet borked
And every one went back to getting the news the old way...

(deanr201, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:37, archived)
# As the internet's borked
I can't see your pic.
(Vega31, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)
# are you taking the pith?
sorry
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:47, archived)
# You!
Hell!(met) Now!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)
# nah you go on a-head
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)
# (crani)Umm . . .
Nah! I've run out . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] He could regret getting that tattoo


BTW: Look how the eyes and nose are just begging to be alienised. Beware!

P.S. I didn't suggest that anyone do it.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:36, archived)
# *Sniggers



*Keeps sniggering.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)
# 'ning!
great first post to see . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:46, archived)
# 'ning hat
Why are you looking at Wasp Box's bra?

And can I look too?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Umm . . .
Why are you looking at Natasha Kaplinsky's!?

I honestly can't remember . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)
# coz she keeps her tits in it
Duh!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)
# mmm...
Kaplinsky.

Breakfasty shagability
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Get off now!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)
# too late mate
just did 'er

(in my head, and err, hands)

Vegetarian - don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)
# 'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)
# 'NING
what a way to start my day
and i thank you
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Pfft
As that was downloading (for some reason my internet is slow today) I was sure it was going to be a crappy newbie nsfw post, thanks for not only prooving me wrong but also making me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)
# No Reason
Have an Apple



Im using him for another picture, just want to know what you think.
(deanr201, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:17, archived)
# he makes me horny
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:18, archived)
# He's luvley.
Feed him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)
# feed him?
that apple needs a drink.
"pint of cider for the nice apple please"
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Apple vampire?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)
# looks like it...
/apologies for speed and lack of cleanliness
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Don't give him any cider -
He looks like an angry drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)
# woo, but I think he wants a bigger hat.
probably a 10-gallon not a stetson.
/tired and pedantic this morning, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)
# He only wears his hat
so that no one can see his stalk :O.
(deanr201, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)
# you mean you don't?
wierd stalk-flaunting person...
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Sounds to me
Like some one wants to see his stalk,

your not a stalker of the apple are you..


/sorry
(deanr201, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:24, archived)
# I like to see myself more as a
de-stalker of apples...
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:32, archived)
# the apple
It fears for its life...
(deanr201, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)
# We're not racist, honest


Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)
# That is in such bad taste
but I still laughed :)
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Just like the Labour poster designers...
...we shall pretend we didnt know he was Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:38, archived)
# You spelt cleansing wrong
I think I mght vote indepedant....


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:18, archived)
# pfft
woo neds gud spillng newhey?
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That, sir, is funny.

Have a Woo.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
*breaths*

hahahahahahaha.
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)
# oh teh punnage!

god i hope you geddit! (/me looks around for his icon?)
(I helped save b3ta! Slapnutz, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Very puhny!
it's that little mermaid Ariel - ha ha
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)
# hehehe...
It's Ariel and Sharon Watts...hence Ariel Sharon! :D ahhh the punnage is strong with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Slapnutz, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:35, archived)
# is it something to do with Eurovision?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)
# With knickers as my inspiration
If 'knickers' was done 1000's of times, this must have been done millions! :)



edit1: DOH! missed a bit
edit2: Fixded
(tomtom, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:56, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:57, archived)
# OK
thought so... at least it was nice practice :)
(tomtom, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:57, archived)
# mmmm
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:57, archived)
# "the chances of anything coming from SARS are a million to one", he said
Templeton Peck
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:58, archived)
# So, the microbes would be destroyed by the martians?
Interesting twist in the old HG Wells tale, and subsequent rocky musical thing.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:12, archived)
# DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
DOODLE DOO DOODLE DOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)
# It will be forever Autumn...
Here in Tanzier!. Dun dun dun, doodledoodledoodledoodle DUN DUN DAH! Dun dun DAH! Dun dun DAH!, Do do, do do, do do do do do.. DAH!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Is that the Countdown themetune?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)
# .
Nope it's this
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:27, archived)
# oooh
nice sound of the martians there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)
# ur... yeah! urr.... I made that myself!

*looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Mmm...
slaps on same CD Rik made to check.
well, what do you know, you did!
*notices hand-written label over printing*
hang on a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)
#
There's a drink here called sars too
it was a big hit in asia I hear..

it's sasparilla (sp) though
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:59, archived)
# & Old Lace
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:05, archived)
# hahahahahah
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:59, archived)
# aw! thanks!
nice to know i have fans!
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Diseases are tragically hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Multi resistent Staf. Aureus?
Microbiologist here!
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)
# then you should know that it`s staPH :p


"methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureus"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:16, archived)
# not in swedish it aint'
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Oh God.
Please tell me you're not following those silly Americans in that ridiculous trend to spell things logically... Where's the fun in that?!


Believe it or not, in high school we were told that the curriculum now spells "sulphur" with an F, and anyone spelling it PH would be marked wrong. (If I'd had the opportunity, I'd have used "fosforus" too, just to spite the buggers...)
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)
# methilin
sounds likes some weird combo of mescalin and meths. They should try killing it with that...not the actual chemical, the mix of mesc and meths.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)
#
microbiologist and you capitalise the A on aureus? get out.
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)
# ha ha :)
my teacher's been at me for that too.
I do it all the time and she hates it.
sometimes I do it just to to spite her
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Bindun

ooh don't I sound like I know what Im doing...
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)
# well if we're reposting
have my shot
Image Hosted by pooshack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:27, archived)
# haha well done....
coolness :)
(threeheadedanalbaby, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh, lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:52, archived)
# haha
reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:53, archived)
# hehehehe
yay! one down, another [however many kids there are in the world] to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:55, archived)
# that's your maternal instinct kicking in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:56, archived)
# no...
I want to smother them, not mother them!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:12, archived)
# bleach never did me any harm.

mind you all my teeth have fallen out and i have horrible pus filled mouth ulcers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:56, archived)
# I spilled bleach over my naughties when I was a young kid

.. probably explains why I can`t get it up, and only fire blanks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:57, archived)
# But
even if they aren't in your mouth, at least your teeth will be nice and white...
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:01, archived)
# only cos they`ve all fallen out due to dissolved gums
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:04, archived)
# "Mummy why does this Lemonade taste funny?"


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Ominous.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:01, archived)
# totally odious!
great woo
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:42, archived)
# 'ning

after work dried up in the mid-nineties,
S-Force..as they liked to be called
went out and helped several small middle eastern countries
free themselves from evil warlords
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:06, archived)
# splendid
ded
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:17, archived)
# We knew it all along...
Osama was nothing more than a puppet for S-force!
(I helped save b3ta! st3x, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
nice!
(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:33, archived)
# teh movie
is rumoured star Chuck Norris, Sly Stallone and Drew Barrymore.
-=nicefluff=-
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)
# hehehe....
Verily, 'tis woo.



TJ: I'm trying to design an advert to go on my website. In an attempt to encourage more members to post, I'm giving away tshirts to those who reach a certain number of posts (or at least, my sponsors are). Thing is, the advert I've got running at the moment is long and wordy and a pile of shite. I need something snappy, but I'm fresh out of inspiration. Any people here with inspiration to share?

Edit: The best I could come up with was to photoshop this chap
into a tshirt, and give him the caption "Have you got yours?" But I don't like that - it's not an American forum.
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)
# POST OR DIE
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:41, archived)
# "5000 POSTS = FREE BEER"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:43, archived)
# Mmmmm....
You've given me an idea. It needs further development, but I could do a blackboard with that type of equation on it.

If it works out, will you be my muse?
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:52, archived)
# pfft
only if I can get the guitar lessons and singing voice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:56, archived)
# spam till you get a t-shirt
you fucktards*?



*may not be any good at this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)
# I like it!





But I'm not going to use it. Sorry.
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:48, archived)
# win a t-shirt
it's the closest you'll ever come to having a bath, you nerd
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Hmmm...
I also like this. You can be my muse, too.
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Sadly,
It's not a British forum either.
(Pseudonym, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:54, archived)
# WEIRDO
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:05, archived)
# post 10 msgs
and you are NOT teh gay!
or
posting on internet messageboards is for losers.


Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:04, archived)
# aww
how keyooot
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Silent, but deadly...
Woo!
(Astatine, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:53, archived)

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