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# on a current theme.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I've just skipped
the current track on my media player thinking it'd all gone horribly wrong then.

i'm a null.


woo, by the way.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# ooh flashy . . .


. . . and slhiho , sihloe , sihlohe - black and white!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# *spacks!
twitches, mutters woo with last breath*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)
# There's not enough furtive these days
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# And also fit-inducing!
BLEEEOOORAAAEEEEEGH!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Yay for Quo!! Dat am Hoopla
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:45, archived)
# *looks for quo*
...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# *Points at left wing*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
# *looks harder*
still cnt see it

woo to the subtleness
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# oi you knicked my idea! did that about 4 months ago
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# I'm too lazy to make a twitching version
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:45, archived)
# he looks primed for animated fwappage
 
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Indeed,
but i'm only a red belt giffer.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:54, archived)
# The Hot-Hamster has taken on passengers and is now on his home journey,
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

However, he has had to (badly) disguise himself as an innocent bumble bee in order to throw off customs,
due to having a no-good drugs mule cockroach onboard.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:31, archived)
# odd
i like it
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# hmm
why is he a hot hamster?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Google it, hot-hamster, U tell me.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# AHAHAHA
looky
modifiedliving.com/Hamster.htm

EDIT:poor lol guy
EDIT 2:should it go in the news letter???
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
# OH! That's so wrong!
so Y am I laughing?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:38, archived)
# That is the best hamster name ever.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# i have to agree
although i have a dog called fuck

and can legally scream FUCK around the local park :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I had a dog called haddock
but the missus would shout harry in the park to avoid embarrasment.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:43, archived)
# My mates had a collie called Trouble (true!),
Every now n then he got lost, and
you had to go looking for him....
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:45, archived)
# pfft
you must have had constant disapointment from people saying "if you are looking for trouble you have come tothe right place" and then not haveing the dog at all.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I wanted to call my Rrabbit
Jabba the Hutch, but the wife said no - we settled on Yoda - 'cause he's small with big ears. :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Ass in the sky
porn or WW1 humor?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# AHahhaha! I hadn't noticed that!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Thats....
No! I'm mortally wounded now.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# don't woory
he is in a better place now, richard madelys rear passage
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# thanks for that LOVELY mental image...
...

pass the mind bleach please
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# it is a nicer mental image than
Bucknell
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# nooo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Aw. Poor hamster.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:46, archived)
# NEWSLETTER IT HARD!!!!!!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# is it like a hot karl?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# I think he's hot
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Aww.. he's all wrapped up ready for insertion
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# run
hamster! run!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Oddly that was my first thought too..
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:37, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# WOOZA!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:43, archived)
# ...erm...ok...
i ate a bumble-fly yesterday

tasted like mothers feet
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# fluffluffluffluffluffluffluffluffluffluffluffluffluffluff!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# This reminds me of brickman
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# That is lovely.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# afternoon all!
In light of the fact I've just had a Filling at the Dentists, lasting approx.
45 minutes, I thought I'd share a little Dentist Humour...
How are we all today?

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# two thirty
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Not any more,
but got another filling on 20th :-(
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# well that was a shit joke
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# i'd expect a non-meat eater to say that.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# oops.. wrong thread ;)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# nice to see you too Rik
:-)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# hehe
there was just text when I posted the reply.. having just seen the picture...

*SPANG*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Oh my.
That's awful.


woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# but you have missed all the dental fun
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# damnit Janet!
well, dont go having any more dentist conversations on the 20th
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# okay we promise
*crosses fingers behind back and books dental health conference for the 20th*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# the heretical dentistry was well over a week ago
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# 'ning/'noon Doctor!
Hope that the jab wears off not too painfully!

thanks for being gentle last night, what with it being my 1st time and all!

Couldn't find a plain white Tshirt in Aylesbury town earlier - I'll have to try in civilisation later! :(
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Morning Doctor!
yes, it's all worked out fine thanks
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Ha!
/Looks after his teeth
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Probably more to do with the fact
that you don't eat anything - you just throw your food at royalty!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:31, archived)
# But I need shiny teeth to do so
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# i look after my gnashers
been 7 years since ive had to have anything done, and two small fillings come along at once!

So how is the Phantom Pizza Flinger of old Cambridge Town today then?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:32, archived)
# I'm good
But I have to go to work
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)
# You'll probably like
this bit of rubbish I came up with earlier;

www.b3ta.com/board/4751648
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:37, archived)
# There's a . in there somewhere :P
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Fixed it!
I'm wearing my extra fat fingers today!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:42, archived)
# I've never needed a filling.
/lucky bastard
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:32, archived)
# neither have I
I cant get my dentist to stop talking about donkeys and fix up my rotting chompers
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I new someone would get round to it

noo.ytmnd.com/
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
:)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Heheheh.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)
# TW:
How many Simpsons characters can you name?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Probably about 3.
4 if the wind is in a north-easterly direction.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# That's probably
more than I can
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# a fair few
i have the big poster thing with loads of them on, including radioactive man! oh yes that's right
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Me too! \o/
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# yes?
edit: even better
www.geocities.com/ymscrusader/Simpsons.html?1028771577050
there used to be a really detailed one but i can't find it
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I like meat, meat meat meat.

I'm still new so you still have to be nice to me, it's the law!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# You really ARE new if you think that's teh law...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Hmm, maybe I should wait
untill week 2 untill I start trying to lay down the law. Point taken.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Haha,
Tell him Steve-Dave!



/kevin smith
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Mmmm
Fresh meat......

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# *fights the law*
*the law wins*
oh yeah that's fab that
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# pffft....
spam spam spam egg spam spam egg and spam without the egg.


W/Y/H/P/D/All-that-jazz
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# been a while since i saw a
drzgingle here :D
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# mmm meat and strawberries in one bowl
but only 25% extra? ripoff

Much Wooage!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# hello you!
 
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# hello! hey
who's milking the cows if you're here???
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# i taught them to do each other
 
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# now that's a video I'd
rent out, buy and maybe sell on Ebay
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# This!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Yowsers!
That is a mighty Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# i like a bit of 6/8
 
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Hooray
for 6/8. Possibly my favourite time signature!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# shittoo i think
you just turned me into a lesbian with that
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Actually
I like the Blair n0rks on your profile - top jigglage there.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# cheers
must be official!

or I just like guys with tits

confusticated today!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Bless
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
# *flashes moob*
*puts on best come hither look*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)
# oo er
matron
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# *giggles to self and
wonders how you new I looked like the big dumb one from the carry on films*
Bernard Bresslaw
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:32, archived)
# Huzzah
I got a breast-woo. Hi cockalorum to that!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:35, archived)
# There should be a send-away offer
for a colonic irrigation
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Yummy!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Woooooooooooow
and woo obviously! better than brocolli
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# My goodness
That made me feel ill.

Oh dear!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:35, archived)
# made me feel rather ill too
but I figured that meant it was right on the money
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:37, archived)
# A sage message for us all.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# that's so beautiful i want to cry
and get therapy
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Fabulous
It makes me laugh when meat-eaters treat us veggies as wusses. We have the will-power and strength to give it up, you just have the green eyes. Twat.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# yes yes yes ^ this ^
and i'm not even a veggie
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 21:04, archived)
# I'll kill the cow
with my bare hands if I have to. Meat is just too damned tasty. And I have no morals.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Mitten's parents weren't impressed with his new career choice.


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Aww.
Fluff is always appreciated. Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Hee
Even soon-to-be-junkie fluff?

Wow!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# But... he's so... fluffy!
*strokes*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Yay
He is rather. I don't care if he's a waster!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Awww
that's lully
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Hee
Thankyou, thankyou
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# hell,
it worked for bez

woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Yes!
Recognition! At one point Shaun Ryder was involved in this, but I just couldn't handle it.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# I put the quo to good use:
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# That's really rather awesome.
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# qoo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# top lurking!
nice pickure
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Planning a heart-attack in the near future?
Then try my new recipe -
THE CHEESE AND BACON CAKE



Simply put a chunk of cheese in a small pot and place it in your microwave with 2 slices of bacon. As my microwave is 600watts I cooked them for 5mins on full power (you may cook for a shorter time depending on your microwave). When done prize the cheese out of the pot and voila! Your cheese and bacon cake plus 2 slices of bacon.
WARNING: Cheese and Bacon cake is highly greasy and contains lots of fat and will probably kill you if you eat the whole thing. I ate a quarter of mine and nearly threw up...
Enjoy!

.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Shove a pair of hands on that and you've got a Goatse cake.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# You have the weakest microwave oven ever.
60 watts???
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# woops...
maybe its 600watts- i'm shit at electricity
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# That's probably it.
220V x 3A = 660W.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)
# I'm gonna fail...
Physics
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# ^ this
Even the Victorian one we have at home manages a good 500!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# while simultaneously
giving your whole street cancer.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Yeah.
It needs to be 1.21 jigawatts!

Lesbians! Run Marty! Run!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# It's a light bulb
?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# I can hear your arterys hardening from here!!!!!!!!!!
/makes note of recipe
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# vuala?
looks nice though *mmmm*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you Kellogs!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Oh sweet!
I'll take 6!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# up the BUM!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Maybe not, then.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# A milk-spunking head dobber?
How unique.

w00(t)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Officially scared now
(woo!)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:34, archived)
# That's using the old noodle.....
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Nanu Nanu
Mort & Mindy..
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Arf!

What seams?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Seconded
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Primus did a good cover version of that,.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Haha
Seamless and huge ;-)
Made me laugh, at any rate. Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
# woo
mort tastic
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
# *screams*
mooorrrt! i love you!!! i know the restraining order was nothing to do with you! please return my phone calls...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# but brilliant!
I love the nanoo nanoo hand positions with Mort's beak mimicking it.

Maybe spend an extra couple of minutes to get a slicker end result next time tho - the joke is worthy :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Beak

the nanoo nanoo hand positions with Mort's beak mimicking it.


Accidental, but giggle worthy
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# MS Paint Goodness
Maybe spend an extra couple of minutes to get a slicker end result next time tho - the joke is worthy :)

Ah well - was done in honourable paint...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
arf
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Brilliant!
I loves teh seams!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Can't remember if I ever posted this so have it again...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Been listening to Bad Religion much lately?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)
# he am SCIENCE!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Haha, great signage! Woo!
In other news: I'm off now, until Sunday. Bye bye everyone, bye bye.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Good riddance.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)
# "Pah" is what I say to you.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Hooray!
I was just kidding, by the way.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)
# I know.
(I think.)
(Maybe.)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Bye.
Bye bye.

Bye bye bye.

God bless

Bye

See ya.

Bye bye.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Ta-ra.



Missing you already.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Bye bye
*waves*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Byeeeeeee!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Tatty Bye
Have fun tonight and enjoy Bath!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# I prefer showers.

Badum tisch!

Bye!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# If you're in Bath and at a loose end
on Saturday neet, make your way to the Porter Butt at 6pm for some quality punk rock action.
Seven Crowns, Four Letter Word, Dragster, The Setbacks, Fall Victim and Andy Fiction. All for £6, courtesy of Trailer Park Trash.
/adjusts pimp hat
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# toodle
pip
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)
# That's quite stunning
and very tall.
I like this man
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)
# I recognize that man!
Have a pearoast...



and woo to yours!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# perfect mole-er technique
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha!
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# oh heck yes!
we need a whole band of these guys!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Have this one then...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)
# You go little fella!
we'll get you in a rock band yet!

EDIT: Just scrolled up from lower down, and that drum looked like a mighty impressive clevage for a mo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:10, archived)
#
*hums 'kings of the wild frontier' to himself*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# hehe nice!
my rabbit did that once...

pesky lil critter
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Oh noes!
Splendiferous as ever, Sir. Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Bloody ell!
it's like that thing from savage... only now with a giant carrot instead of a tree

doing the exact same thing too!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)
# For some reason I hear him screaming "AKIRAAAA!"
Woo!

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)
# ^arf
loon

great film tho
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Better comic though
much much better
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# haha
nicely drawn
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# That's fantabulous!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Bunzilla.
Yay.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Bastards!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# bleh! evil people.
fluffy bunny! woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)
# i found a new button and i clicked it and look what it did!!!!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(may have been the negative image tool...but it looks child fondelling ace!)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# i found out last night that my mobile has a flash on it.
this prehaps excited me more than was strictly necessary.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# did you take a photo of your winky in bed?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# haha
i give that a 10 on the "random reply's" leauge
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
#
Image Hosted by Annoying frog
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# That's right!
Your're a burnt doughnut!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Of course he's not a number!
He's a burnt Doughnut :)

Damn! b3tan to it!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Mind piss extrordinaire
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# very twilight zone
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# really?
so thats why i failed maths GCSE*


*may not be true...as i passed with flying colours...or a B
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# you can have a 7
in the spilling mustayks leeg
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:03, archived)
# tanks yuo
:)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# That's an alluring tongue you have there...
/Autocomplete.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Mmm, the fresh taste of sheiße
/autocomplete
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Heh
Nice :-)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# there you go, I fixed it for you
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Pfffft.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# top one looks better
but hey...i love posting shit on the board

(not a troll but its a tad slow :( sorry)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# .. gives people time to chat and stuff
the board`s a nightmare when there`s a new picture every 10 seconds
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# true
i indeed think this but alas...im trying to dodge A-level IT...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Eurgh
I did AS Level ICT and it was horrible. We weren't even allowed to use programming in the project, had to do everything through Wizards in Microsoft Access. Ack!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# what a load of shite!
I used to teach 11-18 ICT, and the A and AS level kids were allowed to write VBA - if they wanted to :(

that`s pants
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# You're a regular gentelman, Mr. McFlimby.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# the goodness of wholegrain cereals
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# was it....
ctrl + I
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# I like that
Nice and eerie. Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Woooooooo!
That makes it more spooky!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Green Day
We've all seen these pictures

So,

Have a Green Day!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# I haven't seen them
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# me 2
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Oui 3
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# ... Kings of Orient are.
One in a taxi, one in a car.
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter.
Looking for a trendy bar.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# One in a taxi
one in a car?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# One onna scooter?

BA DING DING DING BWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! etc.


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Shopping for cider at our local Spar?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Haha, sounds about right.
One in a taxi cos he got banned.
One in a chavved up Nova.
And one on a hairdryer motor.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# one in a taxi
one in a car

:)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# how i wish it was
christmas

*dreams of xmas advrets starting in july*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Hehe, nice.
Squint at the poster, and you'll see another smiley face :-)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# ooooooooooh
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# con
bukkake!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# well, i have now.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# My dentist has the 'night' version on his ceiling.
It takes the mind of the drilling, and filling, and scraping and clanking...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Unless, of course they are standing above you
when you get that lovely up-nostril view.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Nah, mine sits down...
... with his stomach by my head.
I'm usually before lunch, so it rumbles in my ear.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# mine lays down, rests
his head on my chest and tells me how he longs for a life working in the open air raiseing a mighty heard of donkeys to sweep majestically to him every morning, but he is NHS so I put up with it
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:12, archived)
# At least for the first 3 minutes
Then it's back to pain as usual
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# You are Professor Frink
AICMFP
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Whyyymnngghp.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# is it 1985 again?


ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# I wish
we wouldn't have that bloody frog!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# 1985?!! Oh noes!!
I'm not born.
/Feels like Marty McFly.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Ah, 1985
Happy Days!

Bought my 1st record then - a bit of Midge Ure. It's on vinyl, so I can't play it anymore!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# 1988
for We Call It Acieeed, I think. Probably got played out earlier though.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Smurfilicious
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# :(
You avoiding me today?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Certainly not :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah!

Avoid his ass!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# :(
just 'cause you don't like my username for some reason?!?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08, archived)
# not at all . . .

I love your username and asked you about it earlier (in a fairly cryptic way) What's it all about?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Ok,
I was litening to the Hayseed Dixie CD in the car this morning (and last night too), cranked up way too loud for driving trough villages at 7.15am. Enjoying a bit of Bluegrass/Rock!

You not heard their I beleive in a thing called love, or Ace of Spades?

It's been going through my head all day!

and I love a bit of Banjo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Jolly good!
It's just you haven't said hi, that's all!

I know I've been a bit in&out 'cause work keeps distracting me, but I am keeping an eye on things!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)
# HI THERE!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)
# 'lo miss
*fluffs*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
# goodness.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# I'm gonna...
...smurf your smurfing smurf right up your smurfhole. Mothersmurfer.

Or something.

Why a smurf?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Why not?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# My question inexactly.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# because
smurfing is what we like best tra la la la la a la la, tra la la la la a la la, buh duh duh duh/farther abram
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# This.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# You got a bit excited at that huh?
I saw that just like a dog wagging his tail, I think b3ta is beginning to have serious effects on my thoughts :S
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# I get excited over all sorts of things.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Hoots!
I wish I was a Smurf.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Doop deep, doop deep...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
They're all ACE!

Woo!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha, i knew it! I knew he was a gaylord :D
Edit: Hmm, Gaylord Almeida doesn't work as well as Focker does it :/
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Pfft!

*rents dvd*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Still bloody waiting on lovefilm sending Meet the fockers. Keep sending me Transformers instead :/
Only reason i put Transformers on my list to to, erm, put some stuff on my list.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Sheer classicness!
Every episode of "24 minutes" leaves me excited and jumping.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# .. sexually-aware fleas?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Ace!
I missed the episode where they had nearly finished cooking breakfast. Is there gonna be a montage/repeat episode?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# They're all linkied underneath!
edit: and they havent finished breakfast yet have they?!?!?

Lazlo, Woo to the pic btw. And more Elisha please :D
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Haha, thanks.
I may have to bury Elisha beside Dave The Hat, he could use some company.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07, archived)
# These are great.....
if 'they' don't give you your FP by 1.24 then I will boycott B3TA for 24 mins.
Woo.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Woo!
back wiv me lunch just in time - I wouldn't want to miss an episode!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# woo
best minute of my day so far!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:19, archived)

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