I've just skipped
the current track on my media player thinking it'd all gone horribly wrong then.
i'm a null.
woo, by the way.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:42,
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i'm a null.
woo, by the way.
ooh flashy . . .
. . . andslhiho , sihloe , sihlohe - black and white!
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. . . and
The Hot-Hamster has taken on passengers and is now on his home journey,
However, he has had to (badly) disguise himself as an innocent bumble bee in order to throw off customs,
due to having a no-good drugs mule cockroach onboard.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:31,
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However, he has had to (badly) disguise himself as an innocent bumble bee in order to throw off customs,
due to having a no-good drugs mule cockroach onboard.
AHAHAHA
looky
modifiedliving.com/Hamster.htm
EDIT:poor lol guy
EDIT 2:should it go in the news letter???
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:36,
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modifiedliving.com/Hamster.htm
EDIT:poor lol guy
EDIT 2:should it go in the news letter???
i have to agree
although i have a dog called fuck
and can legally scream FUCK around the local park :)
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39,
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and can legally scream FUCK around the local park :)
I had a dog called haddock
but the missus would shout harry in the park to avoid embarrasment.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:43,
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My mates had a collie called Trouble (true!),
Every now n then he got lost, and
you had to go looking for him....
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:45,
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you had to go looking for him....
pfft
you must have had constant disapointment from people saying "if you are looking for trouble you have come tothe right place" and then not haveing the dog at all.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:47,
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I wanted to call my Rrabbit
Jabba the Hutch, but the wife said no - we settled on Yoda - 'cause he's small with big ears. :)
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:48,
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don't woory
he is in a better place now, richard madelys rear passage
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:44,
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thanks for that LOVELY mental image...
...
pass the mind bleach please
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:47,
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pass the mind bleach please
...erm...ok...
i ate a bumble-fly yesterday
tasted like mothers feet
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:33,
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tasted like mothers feet
afternoon all!
In light of the fact I've just had a Filling at the Dentists, lasting approx.
45 minutes, I thought I'd share a little Dentist Humour...
How are we all today?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21,
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45 minutes, I thought I'd share a little Dentist Humour...
How are we all today?
hehe
there was just text when I posted the reply.. having just seen the picture...
*SPANG*
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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*SPANG*
damnit Janet!
well, dont go having any more dentist conversations on the 20th
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:26,
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okay we promise
*crosses fingers behind back and books dental health conference for the 20th*
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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'ning/'noon Doctor!
Hope that the jab wears off not too painfully!
thanks for being gentle last night, what with it being my 1st time and all!
Couldn't find a plain white Tshirt in Aylesbury town earlier - I'll have to try in civilisation later! :(
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:28,
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thanks for being gentle last night, what with it being my 1st time and all!
Couldn't find a plain white Tshirt in Aylesbury town earlier - I'll have to try in civilisation later! :(
Probably more to do with the fact
that you don't eat anything - you just throw your food at royalty!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:31,
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i look after my gnashers
been 7 years since ive had to have anything done, and two small fillings come along at once!
So how is the Phantom Pizza Flinger of old Cambridge Town today then?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:32,
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So how is the Phantom Pizza Flinger of old Cambridge Town today then?
You'll probably like
this bit of rubbish I came up with earlier;
www.b3ta.com/board/4751648
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:37,
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www.b3ta.com/board/4751648
neither have I
I cant get my dentist to stop talking about donkeys and fix up my rotting chompers
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:39,
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I new someone would get round to it
noo.ytmnd.com/
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:20,
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noo.ytmnd.com/
Probably about 3.
4 if the wind is in a north-easterly direction.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21,
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a fair few
i have the big poster thing with loads of them on, including radioactive man! oh yes that's right
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:25,
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yes?
edit: even better
www.geocities.com/ymscrusader/Simpsons.html?1028771577050
there used to be a really detailed one but i can't find it
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:30,
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www.geocities.com/ymscrusader/Simpsons.html?1028771577050
there used to be a really detailed one but i can't find it
Hmm, maybe I should wait
untill week 2 untill I start trying to lay down the law. Point taken.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17,
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pffft....
spam spam spam egg spam spam egg and spam without the egg.
W/Y/H/P/D/All-that-jazz
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17,
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W/Y/H/P/D/All-that-jazz
mmm meat and strawberries in one bowl
but only 25% extra? ripoff
Much Wooage!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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Much Wooage!
Actually
I like the Blair n0rks on your profile - top jigglage there.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:24,
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cheers
must be official!
or I just like guys with tits
confusticated today!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:25,
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or I just like guys with tits
confusticated today!
*giggles to self and
wonders how you new I looked like the big dumb one from the carry on films*
Bernard Bresslaw
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:32,
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Bernard Bresslaw
made me feel rather ill too
but I figured that meant it was right on the money
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:37,
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Fabulous
It makes me laugh when meat-eaters treat us veggies as wusses. We have the will-power and strength to give it up, you just have the green eyes. Twat.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:07,
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I'll kill the cow
with my bare hands if I have to. Meat is just too damned tasty. And I have no morals.
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Yes!
Recognition! At one point Shaun Ryder was involved in this, but I just couldn't handle it.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21,
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Planning a heart-attack in the near future?
Then try my new recipe -
THE CHEESE AND BACON CAKE
Simply put a chunk of cheese in a small pot and place it in your microwave with 2 slices of bacon. As my microwave is 600watts I cooked them for 5mins on full power (you may cook for a shorter time depending on your microwave). When done prize the cheese out of the pot and voila! Your cheese and bacon cake plus 2 slices of bacon.
WARNING: Cheese and Bacon cake is highly greasy and contains lots of fat and will probably kill you if you eat the whole thing. I ate a quarter of mine and nearly threw up...
Enjoy!
.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14,
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THE CHEESE AND BACON CAKE
Simply put a chunk of cheese in a small pot and place it in your microwave with 2 slices of bacon. As my microwave is 600watts I cooked them for 5mins on full power (you may cook for a shorter time depending on your microwave). When done prize the cheese out of the pot and voila! Your cheese and bacon cake plus 2 slices of bacon.
WARNING: Cheese and Bacon cake is highly greasy and contains lots of fat and will probably kill you if you eat the whole thing. I ate a quarter of mine and nearly threw up...
Enjoy!
.
^ this
Even the Victorian one we have at home manages a good 500!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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I can hear your arterys hardening from here!!!!!!!!!!
/makes note of recipe
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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*screams*
mooorrrt! i love you!!! i know the restraining order was nothing to do with you! please return my phone calls...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14,
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but brilliant!
I love the nanoo nanoo hand positions with Mort's beak mimicking it.
Maybe spend an extra couple of minutes to get a slicker end result next time tho - the joke is worthy :)
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14,
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Maybe spend an extra couple of minutes to get a slicker end result next time tho - the joke is worthy :)
Beak
the nanoo nanoo hand positions with Mort's beak mimicking it.
Accidental, but giggle worthy
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:21,
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the nanoo nanoo hand positions with Mort's beak mimicking it.
Accidental, but giggle worthy
MS Paint Goodness
Maybe spend an extra couple of minutes to get a slicker end result next time tho - the joke is worthy :)
Ah well - was done in honourable paint...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:26,
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Ah well - was done in honourable paint...
Haha, great signage! Woo!
In other news: I'm off now, until Sunday. Bye bye everyone, bye bye.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:10,
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If you're in Bath and at a loose end
on Saturday neet, make your way to the Porter Butt at 6pm for some quality punk rock action.
Seven Crowns, Four Letter Word, Dragster, The Setbacks, Fall Victim and Andy Fiction. All for £6, courtesy of Trailer Park Trash.
/adjusts pimp hat
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:50,
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Seven Crowns, Four Letter Word, Dragster, The Setbacks, Fall Victim and Andy Fiction. All for £6, courtesy of Trailer Park Trash.
/adjusts pimp hat
You go little fella!
we'll get you in a rock band yet!
EDIT: Just scrolled up from lower down, and that drum looked like a mighty impressive clevage for a mo!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:10,
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EDIT: Just scrolled up from lower down, and that drum looked like a mighty impressive clevage for a mo!
Bloody ell!
it's like that thing from savage... only now with a giant carrot instead of a tree
doing the exact same thing too!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07,
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doing the exact same thing too!
i found a new button and i clicked it and look what it did!!!!
(may have been the negative image tool...but it looks child fondelling ace!)
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(may have been the negative image tool...but it looks child fondelling ace!)
i found out last night that my mobile has a flash on it.
this prehaps excited me more than was strictly necessary.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57,
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Of course he's not a number!
He's a burnt Doughnut :)
Damn! b3tan to it!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04,
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Damn! b3tan to it!
really?
so thats why i failed maths GCSE*
*may not be true...as i passed with flying colours...or a B
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04,
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*may not be true...as i passed with flying colours...or a B
top one looks better
but hey...i love posting shit on the board
(not a troll but its a tad slow :( sorry)
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59,
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(not a troll but its a tad slow :( sorry)
.. gives people time to chat and stuff
the board`s a nightmare when there`s a new picture every 10 seconds
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:08,
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true
i indeed think this but alas...im trying to dodge A-level IT...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09,
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Eurgh
I did AS Level ICT and it was horrible. We weren't even allowed to use programming in the project, had to do everything through Wizards in Microsoft Access. Ack!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:14,
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what a load of shite!
I used to teach 11-18 ICT, and the A and AS level kids were allowed to write VBA - if they wanted to :(
that`s pants
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:18,
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that`s pants
... Kings of Orient are.
One in a taxi, one in a car.
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter.
Looking for a trendy bar.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59,
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One on a scooter, beeping his hooter.
Looking for a trendy bar.
One onna scooter?
BA DING DING DING BWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! etc.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00,
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BA DING DING DING BWAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! etc.
Haha, sounds about right.
One in a taxi cos he got banned.
One in a chavved up Nova.
And one on a hairdryer motor.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:02,
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One in a chavved up Nova.
And one on a hairdryer motor.
how i wish it was
christmas
*dreams of xmas advrets starting in july*
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:02,
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*dreams of xmas advrets starting in july*
Hehe, nice.
Squint at the poster, and you'll see another smiley face :-)
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54,
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My dentist has the 'night' version on his ceiling.
It takes the mind of the drilling, and filling, and scraping and clanking...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:56,
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Unless, of course they are standing above you
when you get that lovely up-nostril view.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57,
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Nah, mine sits down...
... with his stomach by my head.
I'm usually before lunch, so it rumbles in my ear.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00,
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I'm usually before lunch, so it rumbles in my ear.
mine lays down, rests
his head on my chest and tells me how he longs for a life working in the open air raiseing a mighty heard of donkeys to sweep majestically to him every morning, but he is NHS so I put up with it
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:12,
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At least for the first 3 minutes
Then it's back to pain as usual
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:04,
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is it 1985 again?
ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58,
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ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! ACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Ah, 1985
Happy Days!
Bought my 1st record then - a bit of Midge Ure. It's on vinyl, so I can't play it anymore!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:05,
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Bought my 1st record then - a bit of Midge Ure. It's on vinyl, so I can't play it anymore!
1988
for We Call It Acieeed, I think. Probably got played out earlier though.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07,
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not at all . . .
I love your username and asked you about it earlier (in a fairly cryptic way) What's it all about?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:13,
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I love your username and asked you about it earlier (in a fairly cryptic way) What's it all about?
Ok,
I was litening to the Hayseed Dixie CD in the car this morning (and last night too), cranked up way too loud for driving trough villages at 7.15am. Enjoying a bit of Bluegrass/Rock!
You not heard their I beleive in a thing called love, or Ace of Spades?
It's been going through my head all day!
and I love a bit of Banjo!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17,
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You not heard their I beleive in a thing called love, or Ace of Spades?
It's been going through my head all day!
and I love a bit of Banjo!
Jolly good!
It's just you haven't said hi, that's all!
I know I've been a bit in&out 'cause work keeps distracting me, but I am keeping an eye on things!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07,
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I know I've been a bit in&out 'cause work keeps distracting me, but I am keeping an eye on things!
I'm gonna...
...smurf your smurfing smurf right up your smurfhole. Mothersmurfer.
Or something.
Why a smurf?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54,
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Or something.
Why a smurf?
because
smurfing is what we like best tra la la la la a la la, tra la la la la a la la, buh duh duh duh/farther abram
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57,
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You got a bit excited at that huh?
I saw that just like a dog wagging his tail, I think b3ta is beginning to have serious effects on my thoughts :S
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:00,
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Doop deep, doop deep...
Previously on 24: 01:00-01:01 | 01:01-01:02 | 01:02-01:03 | 01:03-01:04 | 01:04-01:05.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:49,
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Previously on 24: 01:00-01:01 | 01:01-01:02 | 01:02-01:03 | 01:03-01:04 | 01:04-01:05.
Hahaha, i knew it! I knew he was a gaylord :D
Edit: Hmm, Gaylord Almeida doesn't work as well as Focker does it :/
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:50,
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Still bloody waiting on lovefilm sending Meet the fockers. Keep sending me Transformers instead :/
Only reason i put Transformers on my list to to, erm, put some stuff on my list.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:52,
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Sheer classicness!
Every episode of "24 minutes" leaves me excited and jumping.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:52,
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Ace!
I missed the episode where they had nearly finished cooking breakfast. Is there gonna be a montage/repeat episode?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:52,
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They're all linkied underneath!
edit: and they havent finished breakfast yet have they?!?!?
Lazlo, Woo to the pic btw. And more Elisha please :D
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58,
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Lazlo, Woo to the pic btw. And more Elisha please :D
Haha, thanks.
I may have to bury Elisha beside Dave The Hat, he could use some company.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:07,
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These are great.....
if 'they' don't give you your FP by 1.24 then I will boycott B3TA for 24 mins.
Woo.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:56,
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Woo.
Woo!
back wiv me lunch just in time - I wouldn't want to miss an episode!
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