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# i shall draw something with my parker pen


what do you suggest ?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# a stiff shaft
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# parker from thunderbirds,
in the park,parking his car,wearing a parka
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# and listening to Parklife on the car stereo
while the Park Keeper Dances in the background
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:59, archived)
# being interviewed by parky.
.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)
# why is there no
apostrophe in your username?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
# doggers
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:57, archived)
# ok
i choose this sir

no more crap suggestions
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:05, archived)
# a pony
in tap shoes. with a banana split.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:58, archived)
# DOING the splits.
mmmmm. Stiffening.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:59, archived)
# rigor mortis?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:00, archived)
# oooh, a DEAD pony
doing the splits. Almost up to full operating pressure now.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# I like Parker Posey.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:59, archived)
# why not photoshop an animal mangle
or a joke, that would be something different
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# I've started your cheery tomato!
albeit, I am cheating a bit...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Cheery Tomato says
cheat away! what's the worst that could happen?

Or something.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Well, he's starting off life as an apple...
I have a mould of an apple, but it's a bit of a tomatoey-shaped one
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:05, archived)
# happy ?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:06, archived)
# Yes!
Have a biscuit!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:08, archived)
# king ralf and the gabba overlords
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# draw someone
feeling that life has no meaning
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# ha
just check out my website sir
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
# Great, a cocking goth.
Good night all.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
# wahey
thats the jolly spirit
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
# *emails picture of self for reference*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
#
Cave! Could this be a crime novella of some sort?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:03, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:54, archived)
# cripes!
That's creepy
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Thats better!
More like this please!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# eeeps!
and woo in equal measure

:o)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# how very dapper!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Here I come, Constantinople
I am coming, Constantinople
Here I come!

yay.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# it's Istanbul
not Constantinople.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:01, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aiiiiiiiiiiiiii
DUN DUN DUN ISTANBUL


ISSSSSSSSS-TANNNNNNNNNNNNN-BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:12, archived)
# Even old New York
was once New Amsterdam
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:16, archived)
# All the leaves are off of the oak and
All of the sheep have followed the spoken
Word. I'm coming Constantinople,
Here I come!
 
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:13, archived)
# so....
take me back to Constantinople
NO YOU CAN`T GO BACK TO CONSTANTINOPLE
been a long time gone Constantinople
why did Constantinople get the works?
that`s nobody`s business but the Turks`

OOOOOOOOH AIIIIIII OHHHHHHHHH AIIIIIIII OHHHHH AIIIIIIIIIII

DUN DUN DUN

ISTANBUL

ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS-TANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:17, archived)
# So I stand out in the open.
All my friends are with you I hope and
Pray. I'm coming Constantinople,
Here I come!

rzweb.net
 
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:18, archived)
# so if you`ve a gal in Constantinople
she`ll be waiting in Istanbul
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:22, archived)
# ha
what the fuck ?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:57, archived)
# you are too good
here have a woo
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:57, archived)
# huzzah :)
what a dapper chap
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:59, archived)
# is it
rowlf the piano playing muppet dog as a cyclops
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:59, archived)
# haha
there is a similarity, it's the curls i think
eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/rowlf.jpg.html
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:06, archived)
# eeeeeep
now thats cool
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:09, archived)
# mmmnnnnnggh
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Aaaah....

And how does he smell?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# jamaica
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# alaska
ayatollah you so
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# Johnny's lack of legs and arms
is the least of his worries!
He's got no dick, no nose, no nipples, and a tit for an ear!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:52, archived)
# he'd kill himself
if he could only reach for that gun
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Wait..
That's no tit!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
ha
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# how sad
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# aaahhhh, he can still wear the dacing pants
he'll just need a little help putting them on!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:58, archived)
# nightmare getting home tonight
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Two job rejections and that's cheered me right up.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Woo - I pop back to t'board and see this
Brill!

In other news - Hugh Laurie is disecting a kittin on Five!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:44, archived)
# you what?
I don't have five, fucksocks. Though I like kittins so thats probably for the best.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)
# and its fantastic!
:o)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:46, archived)
# did they really kill a kittin?
I really don't think I will be trying to tune my telly into 5 after this.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:04, archived)
# no, it was a previously deaded kittin
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Looks more fun than my usual journey home.
Woo!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:50, archived)
# You're astounding.
 
woo, and yay!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:52, archived)
# top work sir!
have a w00 and a yay!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:54, archived)
# goodstuff
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# smart!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:58, archived)
# yehar!
lovely animation
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:07, archived)
# this is very good
more of this kind of thing
wyh
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:10, archived)
# That rocks!
Space rocks in fact. Woo!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:12, archived)
# Question:
What do you get if you cross kettles and Radiohead?

answer
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:25, archived)
# radio
kettle head?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Yes!
Have this can of spam as a prize!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Mmmmmm
meat products advertising viagra...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:28, archived)
# (whispers)
i don't get it
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:29, archived)
# mmmmmeat!!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:31, archived)
# why are mcdonalds HAMburgers
100%BEEF? i just don't get it!
do they feed the pigs to the cows?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
# 100%
slaughterhouse sweepings.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:40, archived)
# i hope you are joking!
Hamburgers were originally called "hamburg steaks".
During WW1 they renamed them to "beefburgers" as the food had a German name in it. [Likewise, a "Frankfurter" became a "hotdog"]
After relations with Germany normalised people used the two terms interchangeably.
A Hamburger and Beefburger are the same thing.
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 0:15, archived)
# is it
people completely ignoring you?

having just watched that i'm slightly scared.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:28, archived)
# that would be
the blood in your alcohol system.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:33, archived)
# oo
I´ll laugh until my head comes off.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Though that may not be a long way off
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:05, archived)
# im driving the aeroplane stairs
im driving them here and there !
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:33, archived)
# i'm drivin' them to Tesco's
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:07, archived)
# i've seen that background before
isn't it the enhancement of someone's crappy camera-phone image?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:49, archived)
# that's woo'd all over my desktop
I think you might like a band called A Hawk And A Hacksaw, Mr.Neville. Make A Rising may also be up your alley.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# That made me want a cup of tea
 
more than ever in my entire life.

woo!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:53, archived)
# best use of Idioteque ever
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# westend girls
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Woo
and yay sir.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
jesus christ
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:30, archived)
# an hour well spent i feel
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:33, archived)
# an hour?
fuck my old sea boots, no wonder all my posts are so carp. I get bored after five minutes.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:34, archived)
# finding decent source images is the key
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:37, archived)
# ^ this
pain in teh bum finding stuff to steal :)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:07, archived)
# christ, hahaha
jesus I hate the Pet Shop Boys
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:38, archived)
# you wash your mouth out young lady!
At least its not a song secretly about man love like franky goes to hollywood did. Up my bum.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Relax!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:42, archived)
# don't do it.
oooooh, too late, you did.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# I'm such a tease
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Don't stop.
Addicted to the shindig.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:54, archived)
# haha
their early stuff was quite good

AND I`M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:07, archived)
# gay but good
Disco.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:14, archived)
# hehehehe!
us peeps in suburbia like that!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)
# arf!
 
Typical.



woo!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Nice puppies!
:)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:57, archived)
# wonderful
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Here is member 'BemaJinn'
And his big sandy penis of joy that we made.


(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:18, archived)
# been here a bit long to need redirecting to the
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:20, archived)
# oh dear on moments of insanity :(
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:22, archived)
# 'moment'?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:24, archived)
# you can talk
..sand knob
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# just curious...
which bit of the faq?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:47, archived)
# when first posted
it was in HTML.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:51, archived)
# The bit that says...
"No sandy Knobs"
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# ha, ha. HA!
Sandy Joy Penis! [/phil]
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:27, archived)
# arf ye cheating scumbags..
LOL

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Heres a plan, lets fill the fucking message board with junk?
Or am I being nawty by stating the obvious?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:19, archived)
# And just what
do you think it normally gets filled with?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:22, archived)
# junk lovingly crafted to entertain,
not high score tables.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Lovingly crafted?
My arse!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:25, archived)
# ok, i'm wrong.
Please feel free to flood the board with high score tables. I'll go with the majority on this one.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Wrought of bitterness and despair.
 
And kittens.
 
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:55, archived)
# You did not.......
change the high score !

/pedant



EDIT : Please miss - I did not start a new thread with mine!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Here's a variation of an older picture I did awhile back
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:13, archived)
# is that what they're calling reposts these days, eh?


woo!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:15, archived)
# by this point most people thought Joel had sold out...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:09, archived)
# nice

again
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:11, archived)
# heres something inspired by your name...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:12, archived)
# love it!!
w/y/h!!!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Fantastic.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:56, archived)
# repost?
(note I decided to go AGAINST convention and not use the term Pearoast! I am the death of convention! Ha!)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:15, archived)
# ha ha nice
that makes-up a great post...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:14, archived)
# His name was Joe
R.I.P. Joe
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Super smug mode!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:06, archived)
# I can't get over 250ft :(
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:08, archived)
# me neither!
how on earth do they do it
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:11, archived)
# the trick is to aim low
and then just hope for luck

the more bombs and stuff you hit the better, obviously
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:12, archived)
# ...
You forgot the shark.
Soz, activate sulk mode
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:08, archived)
# i got
2,124!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:18, archived)
# I'll
exit to menu if it's all the same to you.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Ooooh!
Respect
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Hooray...






* may contain lies
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:22, archived)
# No Kitty Cannon Bandwagon here !
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:59, archived)
# oooooh, thought we'd heard the last of him...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:08, archived)
# HA!


*waits for Crazy Frog Racer*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:10, archived)
# thats fucking ace
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:47, archived)
# clip art
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:57, archived)
# not safe for word ?
:)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:00, archived)
# this
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:05, archived)
# huh?
is he not just doing CPR?

*feels purity being slowly being leached away*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:02, archived)
# CPR?
Yes, CPR, with his cock out.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:10, archived)
# ah yes,
naked nursing, a sadly underfunded branch of the emergency services (and after all think of the money they would save on uniforms and cleaning)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Is that in the molestor section ...
under jobs?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:59, archived)
# ha ha "jobs"


(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:02, archived)
# you're just angry
because your nearly 34.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:45, archived)
# haha
har har (posh version)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Smug mode!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# pah.
that's nothing
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Damn
b3ten!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# seamless
is it shopped?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# mind
piss...


arf..

(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:55, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Is tthat
a Buldgerigar?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:58, archived)
# My highest was 1164
well done!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:02, archived)
# 1586!
Can't be bothered to make a screen shot tho
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't laugh AT me,

But this is the first animated image I have ever done.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:44, archived)
# dont say its your first
or people cant tell

but seen aas it is - hahahahah it sucks

/presses f5
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:48, archived)
# cheers.
I'm off to poke pencils down my throat.

Don't worry, I won't sharpen them.


No point.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# well then....
have my (not so first) woo!

(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:53, archived)
# aw,
fanks. I feel much better now.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:54, archived)
# made of post-its!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:05, archived)
# that is marverlose
most worthy of woo
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Fo' schizell! Da autha got bling!!!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:40, archived)
# f-f-fresssshh
you get me blad?

woo
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:41, archived)
# here it is
a groove, slightly trance-formed
just a bit of a break from the norm,
just a little something to break the monotony
of all this hardcore dance that has gotten to be,
a little bit out of control,
it's cool to dance,
but how about a groove that soothes that moves romance
Give me a soft subtle mix
And if ain’t broke then don’t try to fix it
And think of the summers of the past
Adjust the base and let the alpine blast
Pop in my cd and let me run a rhyme
And put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime

woo
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Wicky Wild
Wicky wild
Wicky Wild
wicky etc.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:01, archived)
# wuahahahaha!!
that's ace!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# missed the 'wagon...

sorry woo to the pic
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
#

(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Faster
Woo!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:35, archived)
# T.J. Did Grandma pass out yet?
check out the vectors in this companies reel, man... so tight!

www.stardust.tv/

edit: duh!!

(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:37, archived)
# yes it's certainly
a fast fucker!!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:37, archived)
# exactly...
look at it go

it was all in my master plan
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:42, archived)
# yes i'm sure it was....
meh
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:49, archived)
# fixed
for the drunkards too slow to read it

clicky
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:47, archived)
# oi
drink just makes it blurry
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Isn't S cargo French for snail?
?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Tsk, some astronauts, I ask you...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:31, archived)
# No?
Why not?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:34, archived)
# I think it may be a case of
identity crisis.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:34, archived)
# i first read that as "plane"
and laughed out loud,thinking,
the are thick
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Little buggers getting everywhere
Woo! to wierd space thingys



(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:36, archived)
# you have the speed of
a thousand ninjas all with tattoos,sir
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:39, archived)
# thanky...
comes in handy when you bork something...

:)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:41, archived)
# yes,like apostrophes
*whistles*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:46, archived)

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