b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 24102 (Older | Newer)

# Gandalfs at it again the bastard.
(Woody999, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# How can the premiership be dull
when Charlton are second?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# ahahahahehehahaheh
even I got that!
YAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# hehe
hehe
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# That's fantastic
But to me, what's changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)
# sorry its a "fucking" repost...
ydct4

But a few americans might have missed it (and thats where the money is)... click the pic
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# hm
I'm American...


...maybe I didn't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# ...
no you got it.. it's just not funny.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# phew! I thought that was it.
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# bloody americans,
etc
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# eh
Y'all love us, eez true.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# I'd not seen it yet
and it did do make me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Woo to your farty randomness
You won't mind if I repost this then?

(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# hahhaaha
he looks like he's in a great degree of pain

WOO
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# I phear
that follow through may occur.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# oops thats not the full one
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# haha
that's good. I love the gangly legs!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# so that's
what radiohead have been up to!!


woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# Well, I missed it
I'm not a Mercan

And I like it - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
looked at the race one too, rik said i had to! i'm glad i did!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# I like your tattoo.
I have a sunflower one on my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# thank you !
its old now!
as old as i have been on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# i know those flash animations!
It's you!
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:42, archived)
# I forgot to change the virtual hosts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# now i'm confused
my peanut brain has melted
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# she doesn`t do flash.. I do
her web site is on the PC in there *points* but it`s picking up an old copy of mine as I didn`t set apache to show her stuff... cos I`m a bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# its not me its rik
my website links to his at the moment!
i don't know why!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# I hope to fuck it ain`t as big as THAT THING
it`s about 5 inches wide!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# I'ts about 2 inches wide
and 1 1/2 high
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# ouch .. was it sore?
I got a big skull on my shoulder, but apparently shoulders aren`t too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Nope,
it didn't hurt. Stung a little bit, but other than that it was fine.
My Betty Boop on my stomach hurt like fuck, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)
# my flower hurt
like a bastard its on my spine small of me back!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:53, archived)
# That's rather silly
and rather funny with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:39, archived)
# Me looking all scared in a blue light
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# The picture of you looking scared in a blue light
scares me, albeit in a normally lit room kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
# how very
emoartistic


lovely though
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# hello you lot
Here's a fast self portrait I did while demonstrating a layout to my kids
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# how sweet
I'm sorry...that you have lazy eye, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Nah
The other ones just really active
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# thanks
I don't look particularly like that for real, however.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# you sure?
Cause I could set you up with someone, my 8th grade math teacher had a lazy eye too. You guys could be a cute lazy eyed couple. You'd be really quaint, cause she dressed like she was from the days of the Pilgrims in America. You'd be this amazing ancient lazy eyed couple. Wow. I wish we had more of those to stare at.

I jest though, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# My manager really has a "boss" eye.
It's at right angles. It's really really off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Nice
What's a layout?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:20, archived)
# well
a layout of how they needed to do their self-portraits.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
# but you're teaching them to do the eyes too high up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# oi!
This wasn't part of the drawing teaching. I initially did this one in about 30 seconds!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# This^
Eyes go half way up and are an eyes width apart.
Nose is as long as the ears
Corners of mouth are in line with pupils etc...

*remembers something from GCSE art afterall*
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# don't worry
I know how to draw properly. I just thought this quicky was funny.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# *punches in the face*
one of those
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
#
you look like Pete Townsend from 'the who'
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# are you
Pete Townsend?

How's your 'research' coming on?

/edit: scuse the mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# lhorse
(kissmequick, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Those kerrazy Japanese
I have no idea what the aim of this game is except to ride a bike into some dude and get him as far as possible yetisport style..

posted just for sheer randomness style.

*checked on glasscocx and got nothing back*

www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/crash.htm
(Doogal, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# It's incredible glasscock
edit: glassco.cx/search?q=nanaca&board=&order=
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# so sorry.
been in the newsletter.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# fucksocks
...
(Doogal, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Cock
CockCockCockCockCockCockCockCockCockCock
CockCockCockCockCockCockCockCockCockCock
CockCockCockCockCockCockCockCockCockCock
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# strange
now I could post random things too, but I control myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# awwww, go on
you know you want to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
# nah
I'd get yelled at
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# no, you wouldn't
much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# 98.56m
But I don't know how or why
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# pffft
my best is 13289.63 metres
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# You're just making that up now ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:56, archived)
# 372.38m
Silly game
EDIT: I take that back ...

VERY silly game!
EDIT: Who's yer daddy!!!
EDIT: 4109.73 ... and I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# 555.62
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Mine's at 814.01 right now, and still going.
Edit: 1517. How camp.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Combo points.
Oh yes.

This is my evening COMPLETE.

Dunno how I missed this the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# 1749.46
Somehow
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# i got
4409,49 m
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 23:26, archived)
# i got 454 or there abouts
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# 539.43m
muwaha
(Goodie, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:29, archived)
# score


Hey ho. I'm teaching myself flash -if I ever get this ntlworld webspace thing working I'll have to post 'em here.
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# is
3387.78 any good?
(Mobius, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# Not bad ...
www.b3ta.com/board/5166177
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Worry ye not.. she's got a new sponsor and a new advertising campaign

Quick and dirty.. and so's this post
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Haha!
Edit: And who is that daft twat that comes on here crying when anyone posts a Moss/Doherty picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:15, archived)
# 'tis in the replies to Beau's fab front page
www.b3ta.com/board/5161553
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Bye Bye Septum!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# teheh
silly kate.



dunno why the media is so surprised, she'd been dating a well known druggee and had been admitted to clinics before....
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# i wish
i could give her a good bonking.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# i read it was CRACK
but then i also read the word SUN and so i washed my eyes out with dettox.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# lo Bob
I've been playing with clay again, so have another crudely moulded b3ta icon (or two)!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:14, archived)
# well moulded
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Thankies Mr H
:)

How's Brum?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# i read that as
hows your bum?
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# so, the rohypnol is starting to work then?
eyes going blurry?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Brum is good
requires a new lake of beer to keep me happy, but otherwise is ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Well you shouldn't have drunk it all at the weekend then!
You'll have to refill it for your bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
#
when come back, bring clay pie

wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Mr Claypole!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Mrs Popov!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# mebbee I'll make a pie for them...
tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
#


*Pulls a Linford Christie*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# hehehe
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# you pulled a man with a large lunchbox?
w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:10, archived)
# woo indeed!
he is all of the sexy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# eheheeheheheh
that's fantastic.

how are you, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:10, archived)
# spiffing. I went to my first major league baseball (rounders) game on sunday
with my little boy. It was too much fun, we had a blast. I'm still basking in it today.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:14, archived)
# YOU HAVE A CHILD!?
*calls social services*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# hee hee hee I have two
how are you doing these days, and more to the point where are you these days?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# still in the londonium
and I'm ok, a bit lethargic lately. Actually, I've been so bored that today I made a joke myspace profile that is a compilation of all annoying things I've ever seen in a myspace profile, including illiteracy, stupid emo pictures, taking oneself too seriously, bad colour scheme, and a static picture background that allows text to MOVE OVER IT.

Hopefully my profile will cause everyone on myspace to kill themselves, I've got a music video of Avril Lavigne in there.

So basically, I'm bored and angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha sounds like fun to me!


no angry though... only smiles
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yay!
/should really have used those in uni essays
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Cows can be so stubborn sometimes
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Woo
The silly moo!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:03, archived)
# silly cows
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:03, archived)
# She's pretending
not to listen. Cow.
edit/I am still giggling at the pic, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Yep...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
# She listened.
I'd say she's about done evacuating.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# that's because heavier-than-air cows aren't where it's at anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry
(andrewg, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# Lego Lamb!
arf!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# Shitting bricks!
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Pffft
to all of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:00, archived)
# "Look Lisa! I made a healthy apple!"
"But you made it out of ham cubes..."
"A shiney, healthy apple..."
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Dorset finally gets broadband


..
..
Disclaimer: this may be utter shit


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
That make me laugh out loud. Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Yeah
but you're still nowhere without teh ulpoad coadez
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:51, archived)
# I have those
But the big companies (ltd) asked me nicely not to share
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:52, archived)
# You've got me frightened now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# I have had it months
in my bit of dorset.

I think they import it from wiltshire, they is posh in that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)
# You stole it in a cardboard box with wheels
ADMIT IT YOU CAD
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Right!
I have had enough of this, dueling with spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:00, archived)
# pfffffffffffttttttttttt
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)
# the REAL reason jeeves was getting the boot....
They had a new team on board...



/runs
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'd love to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# What ever you want
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:50, archived)
# You pay your money
you take your choice
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Searchin' all over the world
wide web
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# I'd ask them
So, when am I going to be in the army? And they'd say oh-oh-oh, you're in the army..now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:52, archived)
# I'd ask them if they ever found that 4th chord...
as I ran away quickly....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Arf!
You'd end up like poor Les Battersby probably ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)
# And you'd get
a lot of rubbish more like.

Google rulez!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Pffffft!
But if the Quo did it....I dare not even think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:59, archived)
# You'd just get links
to really evil world-destroying websites.

Which would cause the end of the internet as we know it.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
And if you used that Alexa website thumbnail thing for Firefox, you'd get only pics of the Quo beside every site ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# *snort*

haha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
#
Jeeves is getting the boot?
(WiggZ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:50, archived)
# .
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4275988.stm
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:51, archived)
# what?
superman?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:52, archived)
# No it's a nerd
(WiggZ, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# never
mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Just found this
in quo's discography. A sign of things to come...
www.quoratory.co.uk/s1178ap.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Oh noes!
Now I have "burning bridges" stuck in my head.
*burns own head*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# Pub anyone?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com



/beer o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)
# i would
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:48, archived)
# where?
and which one?
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# everywhere,
all, any, both, and yet neither.
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:51, archived)
# I need a drink after seeing that.
Beaktastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# hello crab boy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:52, archived)
# a terrible affliction
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:46, archived)
# a very uncomfortable birth.
or a diabolical DIY c-section
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Are you Benjamin Franklin?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)
# no, im benjamin bunny
and im gonna steal all the fuckin carrots
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Oh
Because if you'd said yes I'd have said you were lying, he's been dead at least a year
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:51, archived)
# REALLY???
i heard he still hangs round down the moooooor of daggenham, feeding dem pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:54, archived)
# I could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Lovely that is.
Spoons for all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)
# ta
as is your mr.t sir, lovely style- hope your making lots of dough out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Oh no.
All for fun. Don't want it to end up a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# my advice
get some into an illustaration annual, one day youll get a call from some ad agency wanting to give you £4k. jubbly.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Anime is fun, too!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Sith_Lord_Cheese, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Anime rules
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# its dalglish.....
...but i like it!
very good!!!
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)
# It's all just Top Trumps as far as I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:35, archived)
# The only
thing worse than Japanese card games based on infant's cartoons are Scousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)
# although i wouldn't mind a japanese cartoon based on scousers
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Unless they're in your dreamteam
go Gerrard (unless Grimsby get them after we knock out Newcastle)
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)
# What about scousers playing Japanese card games that are based on infant's cartoons?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:46, archived)
# I can't even comprehend
what that would do to me Jessie.

I despise anime, so it's logical that the Scousers would be involved somewhere along the line. My nephews love it. I've spent hunnerds on absolute shite that I know nothing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:51, archived)
# At least you didn't mention the guns this time
You darn gun-toting furriner
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:54, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)
# out of date with your
maths sir
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
# how many more have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# None of your business
because you are only interested in attempting some cheap laugh. Please take the time to come and visit me and you can see them all and count them.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Then the 42 will have to stand
You might have missed that cheap laughs are a strong currency on here. Speaking of which, where is that wonderful morph you did of me?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:02, archived)
# ha
NOW I'm a foreigner. Not when I was fighting in the GB forces. I guess that I was accepted then, but now I'm on the streets it makes people a little uncomfortable eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# People with guns make me uncomfortable full stop
But actually less so with you since you actually seem to know how to use one, rather than merely thinking it 'cool' or using it as a status symbol.

Teach me to shoot and I'll forgive you completely.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:03, archived)
# I only shoot clay and skeet now
as it is too difficult maintaining the firearms licence needed for sidearms and such. But I'd be happy to take you shooting if you want to take a trip to Cheshire. You know the contact drill. And on that note I am going to spend some time cuddling my love. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# that might make yu gi oh almost worht watching
now make b-daman anything other than shooting plastic balls at each other and my faith in cartoons will be restored
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:35, archived)
# They're glass balls...
B-daman does suck though.
(Sith_Lord_Cheese, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:37, archived)
# i did watch one episode once,
and it's sole good part was that a mountain in the background looked like a penis
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Woo!
But a splat frame is really in tow.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Anime is lots of fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)
# that scares me

*shudders during the change*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)
# yes, if you are a sexually frustrated 12
year old confused by the hormone imabalance that puberty brings. Otherwise it's shite that grooms perverts for hentai later in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# ah! poor sod! he's going to be out of work soon!!!
(spunkbubble, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Has someone spluffed on his face?
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# HAHAH!
that!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:32, archived)
# I know!
First they removed his name, then his character.

Makes me upset, even though i never use ask jeeves, nor do I actually give a shit.

I'm a walking paradox.
Nor am I.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)
# i dont get these jeeves pics
he's still on the site, am i missing something?
(qdamik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:44, archived)
# They're axing him soon
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Challenge next week:
Jobs For Jeeves.

Actually, no. That'd be shite.
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)
# and he'd always do the wrong job
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:37, archived)
# I'd never trust
a 60 year old ex public school boy to surf the interweb for me.
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)
# Nice!
imagesofheaven.org/JesusScourged.html

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
edit/ the girl with the shovel looks well sturdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# is that a zombie jesus?
or is he just very messy when eating spaghetti bolognese?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# It's paper cuts from
sharp confetti at his wedding, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# maybe he got his cheese grater confused with his mach 3
it happens
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Apparently
It's the best a man can get.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# jesus' wedding?
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Didn't you get an invite?
Ooopss.. ummm...yes, no wedding, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# it's not that,
it's jsut he turned all my body's water to wine when he was ratarsed, so i don't remember it too well
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah that's riddiculous
Everyone knows that Jesus was gay.

Gerry Springer told me so.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Shirley
that's just a rumour started by the catholic cult in order to gloss over the fact that he was married to Madeleine the rag doll from Bagpuss and that Dan Brown is actually the son of Jebus who was just some nutter who spoke bollocks like the 1000 odd other Christs ( Jewish for saviour ) that lived around the same time? Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# ^^
This
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Jesus was a guy in a dress and a beard
who talked about love all the time and hung around with a bunch of sailors.

I rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)
# that's bloody horrid looking
where on earth would you put it?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# in the nursery
of course
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# hospital
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# that seriously reminds me of
Once upon the cross and
Once upon the cross some more

/hmm I typed 'once upon the corrs' into google...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:33, archived)
# ick
and bleh?!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Haha!
I once had a t-shirt with that on it, kept getting told off by bible-bashers!

Haha again!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)
# I still like
some of their older tracks

/gets similar remarks with my Sinister and Morbid Angel shirts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)
# yeah, their early stuff is still the most evil sounding stuff known
to man. "Sacrificial Suicide" is the tune that plays at the entrance of hell, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:01, archived)
# well, at least 3 of you wanted more


Today I learnt that giving stick people boobs takes too long.

and apologies for the SHIT quality, I'm thinking that they will get better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I want the powers of a man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# they could not get any better
so don't try - just keep them on an even keel.

woo and fucking yay

/in a bad mood
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:22, archived)
# cheer up
think of little red round thing with a big smile on a never ending trampoline. (*)


* may not help
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:35, archived)
# nice boobs!
*would*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
#
boobies!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:23, archived)
# I have boobs
They don't work like that on my husband. Perhaps he's getting immune...

Woo to the cartoon!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:24, archived)
# well that sucks
more clevage? I dunno, might work

and ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Hmmm
yes maybe displaying the boobies is needed. I'm wearing a hoodie and jeans today, so possibly am not at my sexiest...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:27, archived)
# heh, yeah
probably not

comfortable though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:31, archived)
# On the other hand
You are perfectly dressed to drink WKD and shoplift.

/silver lining.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent answer.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Great idea!
*prepares for ASBO*
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Nice slim ankles too
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:26, archived)
# boobies on TV?
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/family-colour.gif
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:26, archived)
# doesn't take long at all..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha!
that's so ace
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:29, archived)
# what? The only thig
that makes man weak are man boobs? Has he tried
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 21:48, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds