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# boys at fark.com seem to be a bit confused
didn't even know he was jewis
h
didn't even know he was jewis
h
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# no?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# good
now fuck off
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Apparently so
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
fuck!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Is that SFW?
Can I click?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# yes, yes you can
*sniggers*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# I've said it once
I'll say it again.

FARK LICKS DEAD MAGGOT-INFESTED MONKEY ANUS!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# bindun?
Experimenting with GIMP
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# don't you wanna make him stay up late?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Looks like someone from button moon
has been playing around again
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# lepord?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# yes please
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I Salute Your Courage, Your Strength And Your 15" Pink Lady Shaker Dildo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Probably bindun to death... but here goes
Paintmash ahoy:
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# heeheehee
ace!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
thats a most evil picture

...tony...i AM your father...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# It's the picture a lot of the newspapers have used.
It's a bit unfair really because they've picked out a single frame where he was gurning and used it to make out he's a druken wreck.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Yes
I agree.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# well, who would argue with that sentiment
I want a piss head PM, we beat THE HUN tm with the last one
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Pfft........
Your point sir is a good one and well made at that.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# ta!!
*votes to abolish moaning about binge drinking*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Harold Wilson did no such thing!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# I was refering to Dennis Thatcher, surely that was obvious!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHA......
Cherie naked.....*shudder*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Haha!
Tony is half northern and half scottish I think!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Believe he is Scottish,
born in Edinburgh
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# B'oh!
B'oh!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# pffft
"aye - i'd love one thanks. No ice."

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Who did she think would buy it?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# arf
cue right-arm-like-arnold-schwarzenegger joke
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Or fiddler crab!!
But not to that Chav!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# women who want to look like her
I'd imagine
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Surely no sane woman would want to look like her
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# ^^ This ^^
This lots
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# chavs.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Then they'd better get down to the spastic sturgeon
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Oh good god, no!
It's be like five-finger-shuffling to images of Pete Burns.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# pfffft!
Haven't heard anyone say 'five finger shifting' in years

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Ever since that fateful day when
some bastard left the band-saw on
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *chokes*














the chicken
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Pete Burns secret camera footage!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# He should use that for publicity shots
Looks a damn sight better'n he does on CBB.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffft
now that made me spit my tea out!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# I'd rather do
the five knuckle shuffle to the likes of Pete Burns and a whole troop of naked Danny La Rue's than to this cheap, foul looking, common slut. She really is a beast of the lowest common denominator.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I'm not sure even I can look at this...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Thats sounds atrocious!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# It helps the applications go down....
:o)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# hahhaah
fuck mary popins with a 6 foot nordic christmas tree
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# You first :)
sounds a bit brutal for me....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I take it that scene
is in the director's cut?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# further beard silliness before hometime
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
i wee'd meself!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# yikes
TJ:

can anyone think of a suitable message board that we can all invade for one day? Something naff would be good like a pigeon fanciers forum, or a spoon collectors or something like that - could even be an ingrowing toenail sufferers forum!

we could all sign up in advance - completely use/abuse their forum for a day (without any reference at all to B3ta or the fact that we were invading) and then completely dissapear leaving its regulars bemused and confused
anyone? anyone?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# but they do it to us, especially on tuesdays
and we would only be as bad as them if we did it.
Sign me up.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# that's the spirit
consider yourself promoted to field Captain red eyed green tree frog
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# captain?
get to fuck, I work for a living.
when? I working all weekend, oh balls, got to go soon, damn!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# good argument
General!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# right,
i reckon we should book mark this thread, and discuss at length
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# THAT'S AN ORDER!
Lieutenant sir spam - you're showing the kind of grit this army needs!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# this is my rifle, this is my gun
this is for fightin' this is for fiddlin' with an' stuffs

edit: i do believe you should be commander/edit something army like griffin saver sir!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# what's he doing in the fucking navy?
edit: there is no board at www.womenanddogsuk.co.uk/
which is a shame
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# a Gorman fan eh!
jolly good

pip pip
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# fuck that
Emperor Griffin Saver!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:41, archived)
# haha
this^
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha, that's better
I can lurk in the back ground, drink port, tell everyone what to do, and fuck off for a spot of tiffin whenever I like!! great!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# you do that now!
an excellent role for you!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# the 11th one on here looks a likely candidate
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# nah -
those pussies will fold faster than a 3 dollar whore that's been punched in the stomach
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
fuck knows if thers a board here but check out the name anyway
www.veganporn.com/

im at work so im reluctant to visit it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# it's got a ps2 on the front page
not my kind of porn
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I've picked a good team here
very resourceful!

however it's time for the Emperor to go home now and battle the might M's 3 and 4, so I will leave it to my fine fighting machine to carry on the good work until I return to these shores

Emperor GS

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# ok lads, he's gone.
who's round is it?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# HA!
Ms3 and 4 sucessfully navigated, not to mention an A road or 2 too

shirking off on watch eh?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# haha
that sounds like a hearty idea!

we must do this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Lieutenant Sir Spam!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# oooh
fuckin' sweet!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# sounds like a plan stan
how about something like brass rubbing?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# good choice
take your stripes Sgt Dr Strange
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# well
make it a b3ta event :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I plan to
just looking for some feedback first and some forum suggestions
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Smashing idea.
let me know when your nappy needs changing.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:41, archived)
# that's the kind of thing we need
smart-alec abuse!

consider yourself press-ganged!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# pah. I was most likely abusing idiots on messageboards
back in the days when you WERE in nappies ;)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# messageboards were made of cork and drawing pins in those days
*fondly remembers
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Sign me up..
Invasion Ahoy!!!!

*waves b3ta flag*

*hides flag again as going incognito*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# arise
Corporal Reaperboy!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# A stoke of genius!
And one that has probably never been done in internet history.

I can only say that there are way too many message boards where people are like sandbags. You could flog them with dolphins and they'd remain unaware.

You'll have to pick one that's suitably serious, but lively enough to respond.

I would stay away from sleep apnea and bulimia forums. Steel forging and antique tractors also make bad candidates.

Oh, maybe something like The Daily Show forum. I think they have one.

Bla, bla, bla. Don't listen to me. I like cats.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# i second this,
we've gotta raise an obvious reaction, but play it cool.

edit: /also licks likes cats
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# father jack mc doogle?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# jack fc dougle?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# the right half looks like
bill oddie
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# 5 pounds
winging it's way to you now

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# yay!
They'd better be penguin encrusted falklands pounds.....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# bill oddie
next famous oldie to die.
any takers?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
he must not die!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# im afraid he's gonna
i saw a special of his wildlife show, with that blonde bint and he couldnt host because "he was a little under the weather" tis always omiinous these days
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Ooh, looky!
It's Ricky Gervais in one of my t-shirts!



If you don't believe me - look! It really is!

Not photoshopped.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# cool but
spammy?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
most woo and famous as well!

spam anyone?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Muchos Kudos 2 you sir........







*yep bit spammy thou*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Is it really spam?
I guess I see your point, but if you noticed a sleb in a tshirt you made you'd post it wouldn't you?

I think it's dead good. But hey.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Only messing......





*is secretly v impressed*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# We agree, it's very cool.
Any comments about spam are deliberately perverse, I'm sure.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# laibach kittens am de bestest
well done Stallion Explosion (formerly known as crab bloke)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
#
6..... And profit


EDIT: Excellent work too!
EDIT2: What's with the name change? Have you finally got rid of the genital mites?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# name change
i'm using Stallion Explosion as my Nom de Rock with the band - thought I may as well standardise.

It's a bit more positive than crab_bloke innit.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# fuck the spam!
good on ya sir!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# That's tremendous
I could send you pictures of my wife in one of your tee shirts I got her for Christmas but I'd have to charge.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Crivvens! Excellent!


spamming cunt
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# bloody hell
now you know you`ve made it.. those flippin` penguins are still all over the place!

your mum (and you, but let`s concentrate on your mum for a bit) must be dead proud!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# haha
that's fucking awesome
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
you know you've made it when Suede's ex-manager wears your shirt!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# flip I`d forgotten about that

I heard some Suede on the radio the other day too.. they did some OK stuff
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# First two albums
then the Butler went and did it.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# damn that Rhett
what a cunt
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# he used to spank himself with his mic
the guy from Cud consequently pretended to rodger himself with his....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Cud!
all those bands nobody`d ever heard of apart from on the indie chart on The Chart Show
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Cud were ace
I saw them live! Rich and Strange was a superb song too.

EDIT: Next you'll be telling me you only knew the Drop 19s or Cornershop from the ITV Chart show.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# no not at all
.. never heard of the Drop 19s at all!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Well...
...frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

But that's just me probably.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# well done
but your site's a browser hijacking piece of shit :)

woo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# yeah
i didn't build the shop- it's a secure thingy run by Bravado. The whole flash thing isn't how i would have done it but hey, it works.

sorry about hijacking your browser.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# it's ok..thought I'd point it out though :)

keep up the good work
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# sigh.tm




*may contain trace of seams
produced in an environment where seams are
present
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# The bennies bum her so much its untrue
other than that they're ok
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# samasies
not bennies, samasies
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# When I was there last year that's what they were referred to as
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# good lord
last i was told you weren't allowed to call them bennies, so the name samasies took it's place
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Oh god no I wouldnt call them that to their faces
samasies must be a military thing. I was down there for assisting with -SCIENCE-

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# yeah, it was
they called them bennies when me dad was there, some minor kerfuffle in the early 80s, but in my day it was samasies.
Because they're the samas benny
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Nope
Bennies, or Stills (as in Still Bennies)

Or if I'm feeling unkind "Thatcher worshipping inbreeds"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# hadn't heard stills!
not bad
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Yep Stills is the current
correct term...as in "Still a Benny"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# whu? wha? ehe?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# whether you choose to purchase further seams from the collection or not
these free seams are yours to keep forever
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# sigh
Already purchased more....damn
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# he he
at £96.99 a month for 284 months
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Valid at hairdressers everywhere.


nice!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# ha ha
boy george aged 70!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaha, well, now we know where the black spunk came from


Shouts a pre-emptive "RACIST!!!"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Just noticed this on back of a monitor!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# That's Fuqing ace
(just in case people were struggling) it took me way too long.

Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ha ha
DHSS Rules 21 covers the exporting of gas pressure fittings - not electrical ratings.

stupid fucking chinese
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# nah, it covers audio/visual receivers.
but yeah, the chinese are stupid.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# haha
arf!

tis the monitors birthday too!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Oh they are daft
its January 2006!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Fuqing china!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# new flash animation




the sequel to this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Boobies ARE magic 100% FACT
digging the theme tune :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Apart from finding it difficult
to hit play (needed to be very accurate), I likes that. :-)

Fine BGM too. What wozzit?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# and this^^
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# It's
from the soundtrack to a Japanese animation called Cowboy Bebop.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# rent the whole series, it's ace

nice flashing btw
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Indeed they are :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# WOO!
110% of FACT.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Oh ffs
Llama Llama Llama Chameleon?

*cries*

woo though
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Cor thank you
I like that, it's pretty.

In future I shall demand payment in Crisp Falkland Islands notes.

All notes should have penguins on them. This should be a law.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Agreed
see below!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# that's nice
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Why can't we have a currency
with penguins on it?

That'd possibly make for a mildly amusing mini-challenge... create a B3ta currency - all denominations.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Yes to this
And twice yes.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# two yeses don't make a no you know!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# They do
in a NAND gate
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# ha ha
NERD!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I'd like to to argue that point...
... but I can't - it was the first thing that came into my head!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# there are 10 types of people in the world
those who understand binary
and those who don't
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# pfff
ffft!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# she looking
definitely do able there. better than our crappy £5
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# well,
more like alpaca, alpaca, llama, llama, llama, chameleon

*remembers the great "baby wombat" war of 2005*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# You come and go
you come and goooooooooo




*gay spack*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# *sobs* you bastard!
that'll be stuck in my head all night now!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha........ have something else to dream about Mr.69
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# im getting some sort of strange
bruce willis vibe from this pic...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# haha
i see what you mean
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# yippee ki yay mother dresser
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Yeeech!
Someone has black-spunked on his head
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# the trouble with George
( sounds like a dodgy Yank sitcom ) these days is the boy is prcatically unshoppable. He goes out looking like a photo-mash nightmare in real life. I might shop hime with a sensible haircut and a pipe and slippers. That would be radical.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I'm a man without conviction
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# the top one
looks like a Scottish Jewish Llama
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hahah!
Yes!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# och oye vei!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Oy Gevalt the noo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hehe
this has made me realise that llamas are awsome
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# once a llama twice the llama llama llama duck!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Llama-tastic
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaha It's a veritable 80's llama revival
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Yah 4pm(ish) Friday!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# well i'd like to know where
you got emulsion
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I get hiiiiiigggghhhhh on emulsion
©Chris De Burgh
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Hahhahaahhaa
Am I the only one to find this really funny?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Just you and me then :(
Ta anyway... :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Oh well
killed a few minutes! And I discovered that PNG is GREAT for making small BBC newspages.



Sadly, no guarantee it'll make small BBC newspages great, but y'can't have it all.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# mmm
Melliflous....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# i spent two years
discovering myself and finding my direction, im now certain that the only career for me is (insertjob role here) as there is truly nothing else that i would ever want to do.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# If I'd spent two years
discovering myself, I'd probably be completely blind!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# no hummus
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# PHWOOOOOAR!
Mmmm!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# no, it SAYS I'm offline, but I'm not!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# haha Sir :)
you should put your happy day in yer profile :D
b3ta.com/board/5505404
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
# no © big yellow eyes?
are you sure this is yours?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Thankies, I might


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# WOULD!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# ging chin!
:)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Aargh!
Weird eye!

That's worse than the ginger beard

/edit is that hucknalls chin?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# yeah!
you can tell by the traces of Rik's Jism
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# but Rik wouldn't do a ginger.......
or are ginger men ok?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# it's the freckles! the freckles!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# blimey..nice eye thingy
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Woo
Minge Velcro
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# you`d like to come to her daddy
top shop

JIXIN!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# give it a couple of pints...

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# oh waspy you are a card!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Blimey!
That's flexible lower spinage on that... person there
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *rotates*
aye!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# She's got David Bowie eyes!~

nice shoppin'
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Noice!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# pffft haha woo
i still fancy him.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# well, I would quite happily do her
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# you want to be the meat in their sandwich
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# whoa nelly is totally smelly
woo yay all the way!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Woo!
Arf!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Oooh Inspired by a friend at work


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Lovely execution (no pun intended)
but that has been done 4 times today.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Pooo
Oh well it was a laugh putting it together.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Yep bin dun
...and people are getting a little fractious so you might want to replace your image with a nice big CDC.
Very nice work though, shame.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Oooh
I know I'm being thick now but whats a CDC?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# crudely drawn cock

and I wouldn't replace it just because someone else has done the same idea :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Hmmm
I think you're right its staying. It'll only have scrolled off the bottom of the page in 10 minutes anyway.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# ^^this
I was being silly, sorry.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# NP
I'm still learning here :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:54, archived)
# a
craftily
deciphered
cranberry
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# courageously daring criminal!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Canned Dairy Cow
AICMFP
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# circular death cows
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:52, archived)
# i thought this was the third
.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)
# nicely done. :)

woo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# hahah
ace
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha
i cant wait for july 16th!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# oh happy days :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# ^ Totally this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# eated?
and you are weird. I will not invite you to my squirrel disembowelling party.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# haha
im confused,
but woo anyhoo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# DTH lunch
aicmfp.50 (inflation you know)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# FACT!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Dear The Neville,
Would you please make all possible efforts to make the events in your picture come true.

With Many W00s,

Mr Horrible.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# haha
how random!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# July 16th is my birthday...
Whooooo... coincedence? I think not!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Really no idea...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Nope, won't smile
and if you're on Prozac you may smile for a short while and then probably get suicidal :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# *looks forward to second bit
yipes!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Looking at the monkeys
makes me both smile and suicidal
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *twitch*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# nice slogan
handed out like sweets, those things.. very sad state of affairs

still - it keeps the people subdued
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# more big yellow eyes and large teeth on birdies
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# i luuuuuuurve that
cause it's super
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Cor, nice hat
and teeth!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# thats
a big tenfour good buddy

+woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Woo!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Woo!
Normality is restored
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# and to think i almost missed it!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# You really...
...can't beat it!

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)

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