boys at fark.com seem to be a bit confused
didn't even know he was jewis
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didn't even know he was jewis
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h
didn't even know he was jewis
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I've said it once
I'll say it again.
FARK LICKS DEAD MAGGOT-INFESTED MONKEY ANUS!
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FARK LICKS DEAD MAGGOT-INFESTED MONKEY ANUS!
Looks like someone from button moon
has been playing around again
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I Salute Your Courage, Your Strength And Your 15" Pink Lady Shaker Dildo
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:27,
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It's the picture a lot of the newspapers have used.
It's a bit unfair really because they've picked out a single frame where he was gurning and used it to make out he's a druken wreck.
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well, who would argue with that sentiment
I want a piss head PM, we beat THE HUN tm with the last one
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:21,
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Pfft........
Your point sir is a good one and well made at that.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25,
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Oh good god, no!
It's be like five-finger-shuffling to images of Pete Burns.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22,
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pfffft!
Haven't heard anyone say 'five finger shifting' in years
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25,
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Ever since that fateful day when
some bastard left the band-saw on
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:26,
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He should use that for publicity shots
Looks a damn sight better'n he does on CBB.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:28,
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I'd rather do
the five knuckle shuffle to the likes of Pete Burns and a whole troop of naked Danny La Rue's than to this cheap, foul looking, common slut. She really is a beast of the lowest common denominator.
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yikes
TJ:
can anyone think of a suitable message board that we can all invade for one day? Something naff would be good like a pigeon fanciers forum, or a spoon collectors or something like that - could even be an ingrowing toenail sufferers forum!
we could all sign up in advance - completely use/abuse their forum for a day (without any reference at all to B3ta or the fact that we were invading) and then completely dissapear leaving its regulars bemused and confused
anyone? anyone?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:21,
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can anyone think of a suitable message board that we can all invade for one day? Something naff would be good like a pigeon fanciers forum, or a spoon collectors or something like that - could even be an ingrowing toenail sufferers forum!
we could all sign up in advance - completely use/abuse their forum for a day (without any reference at all to B3ta or the fact that we were invading) and then completely dissapear leaving its regulars bemused and confused
anyone? anyone?
but they do it to us, especially on tuesdays
and we would only be as bad as them if we did it.
Sign me up.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22,
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Sign me up.
that's the spirit
consider yourself promoted to field Captain red eyed green tree frog
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captain?
get to fuck, I work for a living.
when? I working all weekend, oh balls, got to go soon, damn!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25,
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when? I working all weekend, oh balls, got to go soon, damn!
right,
i reckon we should book mark this thread, and discuss at length
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30,
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THAT'S AN ORDER!
Lieutenant sir spam - you're showing the kind of grit this army needs!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:32,
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this is my rifle, this is my gun
this is for fightin' this is for fiddlin' with an' stuffs
edit: i do believe you should becommander/edit something army like griffin saver sir!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:36,
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edit: i do believe you should be
what's he doing in the fucking navy?
edit: there is no board at www.womenanddogsuk.co.uk/
which is a shame
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:38,
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which is a shame
Ha ha, that's better
I can lurk in the back ground, drink port, tell everyone what to do, and fuck off for a spot of tiffin whenever I like!! great!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:31,
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nah -
those pussies will fold faster than a 3 dollar whore that's been punched in the stomach
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:50,
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hahaha
fuck knows if thers a board here but check out the name anyway
www.veganporn.com/
im at work so im reluctant to visit it
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:51,
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www.veganporn.com/
im at work so im reluctant to visit it
I've picked a good team here
very resourceful!
however it's time for the Emperor to go home now and battle the might M's 3 and 4, so I will leave it to my fine fighting machine to carry on the good work until I return to these shores
Emperor GS
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:49,
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however it's time for the Emperor to go home now and battle the might M's 3 and 4, so I will leave it to my fine fighting machine to carry on the good work until I return to these shores
Emperor GS
HA!
Ms3 and 4 sucessfully navigated, not to mention an A road or 2 too
shirking off on watch eh?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:26,
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shirking off on watch eh?
sounds like a plan stan
how about something like brass rubbing?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24,
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I plan to
just looking for some feedback first and some forum suggestions
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30,
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that's the kind of thing we need
smart-alec abuse!
consider yourself press-ganged!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:45,
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consider yourself press-ganged!
pah. I was most likely abusing idiots on messageboards
back in the days when you WERE in nappies ;)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:55,
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messageboards were made of cork and drawing pins in those days
*fondly remembers
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 18:25,
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Sign me up..
Invasion Ahoy!!!!
*waves b3ta flag*
*hides flag again as going incognito*
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:54,
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*waves b3ta flag*
*hides flag again as going incognito*
A stoke of genius!
And one that has probably never been done in internet history.
I can only say that there are way too many message boards where people are like sandbags. You could flog them with dolphins and they'd remain unaware.
You'll have to pick one that's suitably serious, but lively enough to respond.
I would stay away from sleep apnea and bulimia forums. Steel forging and antique tractors also make bad candidates.
Oh, maybe something like The Daily Show forum. I think they have one.
Bla, bla, bla. Don't listen to me. I like cats.
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I can only say that there are way too many message boards where people are like sandbags. You could flog them with dolphins and they'd remain unaware.
You'll have to pick one that's suitably serious, but lively enough to respond.
I would stay away from sleep apnea and bulimia forums. Steel forging and antique tractors also make bad candidates.
Oh, maybe something like The Daily Show forum. I think they have one.
Bla, bla, bla. Don't listen to me. I like cats.
i second this,
we've gotta raise an obvious reaction, but play it cool.
edit: /alsolicks likes cats
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edit: /also
im afraid he's gonna
i saw a special of his wildlife show, with that blonde bint and he couldnt host because "he was a little under the weather" tis always omiinous these days
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Ooh, looky!
It's Ricky Gervais in one of my t-shirts!
If you don't believe me - look! It really is!
Not photoshopped.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:16,
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If you don't believe me - look! It really is!
Not photoshopped.
Is it really spam?
I guess I see your point, but if you noticed a sleb in a tshirt you made you'd post it wouldn't you?
I think it's dead good. But hey.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:20,
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I think it's dead good. But hey.
We agree, it's very cool.
Any comments about spam are deliberately perverse, I'm sure.
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laibach kittens am de bestest
well done Stallion Explosion (formerly known as crab bloke)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18,
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6..... And profit
EDIT: Excellent work too!
EDIT2: What's with the name change? Have you finally got rid of the genital mites?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19,
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EDIT: Excellent work too!
EDIT2: What's with the name change? Have you finally got rid of the genital mites?
name change
i'm using Stallion Explosion as my Nom de Rock with the band - thought I may as well standardise.
It's a bit more positive than crab_bloke innit.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:23,
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It's a bit more positive than crab_bloke innit.
That's tremendous
I could send you pictures of my wife in one of your tee shirts I got her for Christmas but I'd have to charge.
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bloody hell
now you know you`ve made it.. those flippin` penguins are still all over the place!
your mum (and you, but let`s concentrate on your mum for a bit) must be dead proud!
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your mum (and you, but let`s concentrate on your mum for a bit) must be dead proud!
hahaha
you know you've made it when Suede's ex-manager wears your shirt!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24,
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flip I`d forgotten about that
I heard some Suede on the radio the other day too.. they did some OK stuff
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:25,
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I heard some Suede on the radio the other day too.. they did some OK stuff
he used to spank himself with his mic
the guy from Cud consequently pretended to rodger himself with his....
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:29,
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Cud!
all those bands nobody`d ever heard of apart from on the indie chart on The Chart Show
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:31,
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Cud were ace
I saw them live! Rich and Strange was a superb song too.
EDIT: Next you'll be telling me you only knew the Drop 19s or Cornershop from the ITV Chart show.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:32,
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EDIT: Next you'll be telling me you only knew the Drop 19s or Cornershop from the ITV Chart show.
Well...
...frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
But that's just me probably.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30,
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But that's just me probably.
well done
but your site's a browser hijacking piece of shit :)
woo
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:27,
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woo
yeah
i didn't build the shop- it's a secure thingy run by Bravado. The whole flash thing isn't how i would have done it but hey, it works.
sorry about hijacking your browser.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:30,
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sorry about hijacking your browser.
it's ok..thought I'd point it out though :)
keep up the good work
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:32,
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keep up the good work
sigh.tm
*may contain trace of seams
produced in an environment where seams are
present
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11,
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*may contain trace of seams
produced in an environment where seams are
present
The bennies bum her so much its untrue
other than that they're ok
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:12,
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When I was there last year that's what they were referred to as
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:17,
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good lord
last i was told you weren't allowed to call them bennies, so the name samasies took it's place
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:19,
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Oh god no I wouldnt call them that to their faces
samasies must be a military thing. I was down there for assisting with -SCIENCE-
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22,
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yeah, it was
they called them bennies when me dad was there, some minor kerfuffle in the early 80s, but in my day it was samasies.
Because they're the samas benny
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:24,
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Because they're the samas benny
Nope
Bennies, or Stills (as in Still Bennies)
Or if I'm feeling unkind "Thatcher worshipping inbreeds"
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:22,
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Or if I'm feeling unkind "Thatcher worshipping inbreeds"
whether you choose to purchase further seams from the collection or not
these free seams are yours to keep forever
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:13,
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hahahaha, well, now we know where the black spunk came from
Shouts a pre-emptive "RACIST!!!"
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:17,
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Shouts a pre-emptive "RACIST!!!"
That's Fuqing ace
(just in case people were struggling) it took me way too long.
Woo!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:10,
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Woo!
ha ha
DHSS Rules 21 covers the exporting of gas pressure fittings - not electrical ratings.
stupid fucking chinese
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:11,
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stupid fucking chinese
nah, it covers audio/visual receivers.
but yeah, the chinese are stupid.
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Apart from finding it difficult
to hit play (needed to be very accurate), I likes that. :-)
Fine BGM too. What wozzit?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09,
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Fine BGM too. What wozzit?
It's
from the soundtrack to a Japanese animation called Cowboy Bebop.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:16,
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Cor thank you
I like that, it's pretty.
In future I shall demand payment in Crisp Falkland Islands notes.
All notes should have penguins on them. This should be a law.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:02,
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In future I shall demand payment in Crisp Falkland Islands notes.
All notes should have penguins on them. This should be a law.
Why can't we have a currency
with penguins on it?
That'd possibly make for a mildly amusing mini-challenge... create a B3ta currency - all denominations.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:03,
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That'd possibly make for a mildly amusing mini-challenge... create a B3ta currency - all denominations.
I'd like to to argue that point...
... but I can't - it was the first thing that came into my head!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:10,
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there are 10 types of people in the world
those who understand binary
and those who don't
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:12,
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and those who don't
she looking
definitely do able there. better than our crappy £5
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:07,
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well,
more like alpaca, alpaca, llama, llama, llama, chameleon
*remembers the great "baby wombat" war of 2005*
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:10,
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*remembers the great "baby wombat" war of 2005*
*sobs* you bastard!
that'll be stuck in my head all night now!!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:59,
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im getting some sort of strange
bruce willis vibe from this pic...
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:02,
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the trouble with George
( sounds like a dodgy Yank sitcom ) these days is the boy is prcatically unshoppable. He goes out looking like a photo-mash nightmare in real life. I might shop hime with a sensible haircut and a pipe and slippers. That would be radical.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:09,
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Oh well
killed a few minutes! And I discovered that PNG is GREAT for making small BBC newspages.
Sadly, no guarantee it'll make small BBC newspages great, but y'can't have it all.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:56,
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Sadly, no guarantee it'll make small BBC newspages great, but y'can't have it all.
i spent two years
discovering myself and finding my direction, im now certain that the only career for me is (insertjob role here) as there is truly nothing else that i would ever want to do.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:59,
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If I'd spent two years
discovering myself, I'd probably be completely blind!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:04,
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haha Sir :)
you should put your happy day in yer profile :D
b3ta.com/board/5505404
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:54,
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b3ta.com/board/5505404
Aargh!
Weird eye!
That's worse than the ginger beard
/edit is that hucknalls chin?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51,
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That's worse than the ginger beard
/edit is that hucknalls chin?
Lovely execution (no pun intended)
but that has been done 4 times today.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:45,
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Yep bin dun
...and people are getting a little fractious so you might want to replace your image with a nice big CDC.
Very nice work though, shame.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:46,
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Very nice work though, shame.
crudely drawn cock
and I wouldn't replace it just because someone else has done the same idea :)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:48,
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and I wouldn't replace it just because someone else has done the same idea :)
Hmmm
I think you're right its staying. It'll only have scrolled off the bottom of the page in 10 minutes anyway.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:51,
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eated?
and you are weird. I will not invite you to my squirrel disembowelling party.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:43,
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Dear The Neville,
Would you please make all possible efforts to make the events in your picture come true.
With Many W00s,
Mr Horrible.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:46,
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With Many W00s,
Mr Horrible.
July 16th is my birthday...
Whooooo... coincedence? I think not!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 16:18,
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Nope, won't smile
and if you're on Prozac you may smile for a short while and then probably get suicidal :)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:43,
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nice slogan
handed out like sweets, those things.. very sad state of affairs
still - it keeps the people subdued
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 15:46,
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still - it keeps the people subdued
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