I
am so glad he went natural to the olympics,to think of the gere they actually wanted him to wear.
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The 1st draft of his resignation statement didn't go too well...
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on a scarry note`
my son had hat tigger top
*scared his mum may have warped his mind*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:32,
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*scared his mum may have warped his mind*
Just wait until you've got a couppla pints in you
then it's all "yeah yeah yeah" and you think it's in a mocking way but really you didn't do it on purpose
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:40,
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the real question is
why does the person have tigger top and spiderman pants?? is this some cross breeding experiment? also then how is RIK involved????
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:47,
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I went shopping today
and noticed that the eggs I bought had a warning on the carton. it said "Allergy warning: contains egg."
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:30,
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McDonalds burgers have a similar warning
'may contain traces of meat'
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:32,
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like those packets of nuts you see with
"warning, may contain nut traces" and suchlike
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:36,
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FSA over here
I was in the new Burnage Tesco.
Back many years ago, when people were worrying about BSE (more than they do now) there was a notice in the canteen listing products that did contain beef and products that may contain beef. Corned beef was on the latter list.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:41,
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Back many years ago, when people were worrying about BSE (more than they do now) there was a notice in the canteen listing products that did contain beef and products that may contain beef. Corned beef was on the latter list.
hahaha
you had better not let SSG or dutchbird see you have used my pic. They might get angry.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:19,
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haha nice one, Fanj
.. oh SSG is just a wind up merchant - he`s actually a fluffy bastard
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:24,
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he may be a nice guy in 'real life' but on here he certainly doesn't come over like that.
I haven't got time for people who are so fucking negative about everything.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:26,
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there`s a long list of people he`s pissed off
but none of them stay that way after meeting him, for he`s small and fluffy and would live in your pocket
.. and likes being bum raped with a rusty screwdriver
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:28,
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.. and likes being bum raped with a rusty screwdriver
yeah, but who would WANT to meet someone that has nothing good to say to anyone? I certainly don't.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:29,
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haha enough opf that lip boyyyeeee or you will have to go and stand in teh corner again
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:31,
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Average life expectancy
23 mins
And thats only if they survive being chocolate eggs...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:09,
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And thats only if they survive being chocolate eggs...
dark, milk and white chocolate
with caramel highlights... mmmmmm.... (:
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:11,
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I
am not veggie friendly,I need poorly slaughtered creature with my fried rice.,all covered in curry sauce.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:57,
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Spud is in the other room if that`s any use
although he`s so fat, I`d have to charge extra on the delivery (and forklift rental)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:58,
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OK, plank inserted
you`d better have a huge barbeque rack thing!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:00,
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I
do, its german ex-army surplus,only thing is they are having trouble crating up Auschwitz to send to me.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:02,
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kin hell
5-2 is mine. I remember last time they were losing at half time in a cup game.....
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:25,
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Can
you believe someone actually dressed up like that and then actually thought it was a good idea!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:03,
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From his face
He doesn't seem to think it's a good idea. I blame the girl/boyfriend.
There is worse here where I took it from. I especially like the touch of class at the end. It really is NSFW or for kitten lovers for that matter.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:09,
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There is worse here where I took it from. I especially like the touch of class at the end. It really is NSFW or for kitten lovers for that matter.
threadjack
look at teh images
can you guess what song it is from
yeah i bet it is easy
edit i fucked that up did i not
*dont think they noticed
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:12,
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can you guess what song it is from
yeah i bet it is easy
edit i fucked that up did i not
*dont think they noticed
you win
if ye lived in dunstable i would say meet me by asda for jaffacakes
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:29,
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yay!
we can continue our friendly discussion.
where did we leave off? last I remember,
we were discussing Chamberlain . . .
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:58,
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where did we leave off? last I remember,
we were discussing Chamberlain . . .
ha ha!!!
no argument really, some of us smaller nations tried our damnedest, while a certain 2 very large and powerful nations, did fuck all for a few years. They know who they are!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:07,
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Yes, indeed, those smaller nations entered the war after
giving up the Czechs and their defenses, and
were quite happy to receive support from their
cousins in the powerful nations.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:18,
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were quite happy to receive support from their
cousins in the powerful nations.
very nice!
can anyone suggest a decent non compact digi cam for me to buy? 5mp or over, 10x optical or over, one where i can put lenses on and stuff
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:54,
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quote "one where i can put lenses on and stuff" unquote
classic
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hahaha
aussie mr sheen is bald?!
suppose the shiny head makes sense.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:32,
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suppose the shiny head makes sense.
How odd.
Mr. Sheen has a big moustache and pilot's helmet here in Blighty.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:34,
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Yes, and our theme tune goes...
Mr Sheen, Cleans up zeensboopsheen.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:36,
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Oh Mr Sheen, Oh Mr Sheen,
clean wax and polish as you dust with Mr Sheen etc ad infinitum
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:41,
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ta ;)
Interestingly enough, I think the font used on her book is actually Ariel..
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:31,
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Looks like
a light Gill Sans to me
/rocks backwards and forwards, dribbling
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:49,
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/rocks backwards and forwards, dribbling
Wool you please listen then?
EDIT: And woo(l) to teh power station sheep :-)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:21,
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What it was that I thought was..
..Paul McCartney was on a killing spree but then I looked again and he is not.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:17,
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..Paul McCartney was on a killing spree but then I looked again and he is not.
"So nat'ralists observe, a flea
Hath smaller fleas that on him prey,
And these have smaller fleas that bite 'em,
And so proceed ad infinitum."
/Swift
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:20,
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And these have smaller fleas that bite 'em,
And so proceed ad infinitum."
/Swift
piss off with the classical allusions.
my kingdom for some hummus!
out, out! damn alien horse!
frailty, thy name is b3ta ;)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:44,
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my kingdom for some hummus!
out, out! damn alien horse!
frailty, thy name is b3ta ;)
So that's how it goes.
I've misquoted that horribly in the suggest-a-challenge.
Also, woo to Butters.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:18,
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Also, woo to Butters.
Found this photo I did a few months ago. I wish I hadn't sold my camera :(
It was loosley supposed to be a 2 against one stand off/shootout.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:16,
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It was loosley supposed to be a 2 against one stand off/shootout.
That's fantastic
The colors and textures are gorgeous
/likes her apatures wide open
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:18,
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/likes her apatures wide open
here's another one I did. I had only just got the camera/macro lens, and was just experimenting.
Then I got really really skint and sold it to my dad :(
EDIT: The .jpg compression has screwed that one up a lot unfortunately.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:20,
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Then I got really really skint and sold it to my dad :(
EDIT: The .jpg compression has screwed that one up a lot unfortunately.
Yaay!
that's basically all I've been doing for the past 2 weeks, haha
...
You sold it? How could you?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:22,
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...
You sold it? How could you?
I got into a situation where if I didnt get some money fast I would have been in serious trouble with my bank
If I could afford another one i'd get it straight away. (350D btw)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:24,
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Well if it was your dad
he'd probably sell it back?
(once you get teh monies)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:26,
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(once you get teh monies)
haha nah he loves it too much. I do the product photography with one at work, and I don't think I could use any other camera now.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:29,
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last time I checked that is kind of the point of macro photography.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:01,
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I know!
Isn't it fucking awesome!
You can really see the detail of stuff.
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You can really see the detail of stuff.
WOW.
a really close up picture of some rust.
you've done the photography industry proud.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:34,
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you've done the photography industry proud.
Bullets / Penises
*De-Lurks*
Sadly, no hummus involved. They're supposed to be bullets, however, I have been informed they could be mistaken for small penises, what do you think?
(Whilst looking up the correct spelling for the plural of penis, I discovered that the word "Peni" is the Hawaiian version of the name Ben. Every day's a school day!)
*Re-Lurks*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:58,
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Sadly, no hummus involved. They're supposed to be bullets, however, I have been informed they could be mistaken for small penises, what do you think?
(Whilst looking up the correct spelling for the plural of penis, I discovered that the word "Peni" is the Hawaiian version of the name Ben. Every day's a school day!)
*Re-Lurks*
look like bullets to me...
pose he ably .45 acp or the like... too thick for 9mm...
er...
i'll stop there.
*whistles*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:00,
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er...
i'll stop there.
*whistles*
thats why I stopped.....
there's only room for one gun fanatic around here, and as i only have 2 handguns, I dont really count....
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:13,
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yeh .45ACP
tho they are a pit pointy at the top for the 'ol tommy gun.....
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:11,
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Hmm
Four penises (or is it penii?), a hot mug of coffee, and another penis.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:03,
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I think the hilights should have straight vertical edges
in the middle, where they go across the junction between top and bottom halves of the bullet. They shouldn't curve inwards like that.
Alternatively, the hilights on the top half could be extended and stretched continuations of the curves started by the tops of the hilights on the bottom half. So they'd only narrow as they go towards the top of the bullet, and not widen and narrow again as they do at the moment.
Logic: the hilights are presumably reflections of the same light in both the top and bottom halves, and the top half is a smooth curve, tending towards vertical at the bottom, so just above the middle of the bullet, it should be showing almost exactly the same thing as the hilight just below the middle.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:05,
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Alternatively, the hilights on the top half could be extended and stretched continuations of the curves started by the tops of the hilights on the bottom half. So they'd only narrow as they go towards the top of the bullet, and not widen and narrow again as they do at the moment.
Logic: the hilights are presumably reflections of the same light in both the top and bottom halves, and the top half is a smooth curve, tending towards vertical at the bottom, so just above the middle of the bullet, it should be showing almost exactly the same thing as the hilight just below the middle.
If your penis looks like that
you should consider dating a gun.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:10,
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Magenta cock?
what type of sick freak would adorn lovely pictures with hot pink phalluses?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:21,
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Oh how odd!
It seems by coincidence that everyone randomly decides to use the colour magenta for drawing CDCs ... how wierd is that ...
no, i'm not an idiot ...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:14,
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no, i'm not an idiot ...
I think they look like penguins in penguin space suits marching from right to left
and the fifth one has had his head vapourized by an alien lazer beam
just me?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:39,
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just me?
Repost from the boards of time.
Found this while checking old things that are about to be deleted.
It's...
THE VEGETARIAN HAGGIS!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:56,
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Found this while checking old things that are about to be deleted.
It's...
THE VEGETARIAN HAGGIS!
a vegetarian haggis you say!?
how pointless!
(rummages through hard drive for amusing/pwiddy real pictures)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:57,
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(rummages through hard drive for amusing/pwiddy real pictures)
what the fucking hell is the fucking point to a fucking vegetarian fucking haggis?
sorry, just had to get that off me chest
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:58,
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Like a real haggis
it uses up the bits of left over vegetables that no one in their right mind would eat.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:00,
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It's older than I am =D
I found an old compo entry of mine! The first one I did I think.
Edit:
And a pic of my sis when she was about two.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:00,
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Edit:
And a pic of my sis when she was about two.
That's verging on child porn ...
*sneakily refers back to old unanswered post*
b3ta.com/board/5509409
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:05,
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b3ta.com/board/5509409
I was actually thinking
what kind of ideot post a picture of their little sister on the net
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:13,
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Just a random piccie ... i thought you might appreciate
It's a photo of the sunrise over Belle Plagne, in the french alps, 2 days after christmas 2004. I thought it was lully.
43.5k, not too big is it?
Edit: There's an e in Belle ... d'oh.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:43,
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43.5k, not too big is it?
Edit: There's an e in Belle ... d'oh.
Not at all
and it's lovely :)
More of this real picture lark
*adds*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:44,
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More of this real picture lark
*adds*
I have a couple more if you want them.
Mainly of that holiday ...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:45,
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Very arty ...
but i can't make out what it is ... not that that's important.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:47,
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don't
mean to be nosey but whats that a picture of? its been annoying me! :)
*edit* i should really pay attention shouldnt i.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:51,
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*edit* i should really pay attention shouldnt i.
Most of those are taken with
a Canon 300D, kit lens. Newer ones (the zoomier ones with large looking apature) are with 70-300 zoom lens. The bash pictures and a sprinkling of others are with a sony cyber shot
don't get me started...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:56,
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don't get me started...
haha, I fear it may have been too late...
I suppose I should have made that the subj instead of at the end
whatever
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:58,
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whatever
lovely
reminds me of Austria :)
has real photo sunday come a day early ?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:45,
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has real photo sunday come a day early ?
Ha! I didn't know that existed. Damn my newbishness.
I shall post my favourite real photo tomorrow then.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:46,
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it's unofficial
and it's since a few weeks ago cause everyone was posting lovely photos and the sunday would have been shit without them.
on a sunday it should be allowed :)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:50,
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on a sunday it should be allowed :)
but sunday's are really slow
and it's a case of either putting a nice photo up when the board's fast (when it might get ignored for not being a joke)
or having sundays being the shittiest shift on b3ta EVAH! :)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:54,
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or having sundays being the shittiest shift on b3ta EVAH! :)
nor me
shall I take my camera to work tonight? Oh no, not a good idea after last time
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:52,
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I say
That looks familiar.
I was there at the same time as you. How woo.
edit: in fact, that's my hotel on the right.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:46,
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I was there at the same time as you. How woo.
edit: in fact, that's my hotel on the right.
Small world!
What are the odds of two of us who went to the same resort being on the same forum at the same time ...
The village was great. We went and drank Gluhwein in the evenings. *Stares at ceiling* aah the nostalgia ....
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:49,
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The village was great. We went and drank Gluhwein in the evenings. *Stares at ceiling* aah the nostalgia ....
A very small world indeed
We bought cheap wine from Spar and I fractured my wrist. Ah memories.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:53,
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Eejit continued to ski with a broken wrist for the rest of the week too
top marks!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:14,
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I know no fear
and am well hard.
Also, I paid for the bloody ski lessons so I'd be buggered if I wasn't going to use them.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:35,
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Also, I paid for the bloody ski lessons so I'd be buggered if I wasn't going to use them.
Lubberly
I was there a week before Christmas last year, with an unfortunate lack of snow. Just about enough to keep us entertained for a week, but wasn't great.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:47,
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We were worried it wouldn't snow ... but when we got there there was about 4 feet of it ...
So we were happy. That was my first and only time skiing. We were lucky i guess.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:51,
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How nice. Can I post another large size picture of the center of brum now?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:49,
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I'm going to jack my own thread, if i may, for a moment.
And ask, where can i upload files (a powerpoint presentation in this case), of quite high filesize, where they can be downloaded by anyone?
I've been doing an animation in powerpoint .... mainly because that's the only software i have ... i thought people might like to see it.
Here's another piccie ... this one of Mont Blanc
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:55,
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I've been doing an animation in powerpoint .... mainly because that's the only software i have ... i thought people might like to see it.
Here's another piccie ... this one of Mont Blanc
I dunno...
and animating in powerpoint? what's wrong with you?
;)
download Gimp, it's a proper arty program and everything! (and free)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:13,
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;)
download Gimp, it's a proper arty program and everything! (and free)
What's wrong with me?
Lots of things ... but i don't have an software, or artistic skill. It involves stick men and rockets made from various ovular shapes. I am mainly relying on hummus to make this even vaguely decent.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:16,
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Woo, i just found two photos on my flickr
both of which i shall post tomorrow, they are both rather nice.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 17:22,
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Pirates of the Carribean Part 2 (deleted scene)
where Jack Sparrow is forced to walk the plank.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:42,
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where Jack Sparrow is forced to walk the plank.
that not only looks hilarious,
but also has a terrible pun.
and pirates: ARRR!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 16:48,
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and pirates: ARRR!
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