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# don't know why
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# dust
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# How do they ever get any work done?!
Baffle-ment!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# good lord
CDC overload
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Der der der der....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# like it
well done :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I watched this with Lady Manley last night.
Well, okay, not THIS per se, but Bridget Jones' Diary.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Poor you..
Women can not do comedy..FACT.

Women are only funny unintentionally..FACT.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# The fuckers on the knitting forum have been spamming me again.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# "my father took me so special"
Ha Ha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# must be some hired goons
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# haha i got
a very similar one the other day, my reply was along the lines
"feck off choad, do i look like i was born yesterday?"

im so gutted i missed the invasion.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# There was no invasion
They keep sending me spam though, the cunts.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# How do you know
it's the knitters?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I've got away scott free!
just install a spam fritter
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Them no can dunk
but got good fundamentals.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# different kind comedy
comedy about real life situations, not reenforced stereotypes

aka boring!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# OMG and they can't drive!!
LOL!!!11
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
#
pffffft! this^
OMG thats a shocking generalisation!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Pffffffft
Love the punnage.

*clicks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Clicks?
*looks for clicker*

liar! ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *clicks*
He clicked the reply bit, foo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# here:
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I know
that now...
I was going to click 'I like this' , then discovered theres nowehre to click,
so have a
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Thankyou Griffin Saver
for your lovely mortgage advice.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:00, archived)
# oh yeah!
Where/when did that go?!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# :( photobucket.com is being websensed
for me. Fucking WankSense.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Better than webmarshal
I can't even look at b3ta while I'm at work.

Whenever I get persistent, my cunting IT dept redirects me to getlost.com

It doesn't matter who I make friends with in there by the looks of things. Time to change jobs.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I work in a fucking
IT department. But I only write software not like those self-important guardians of my morals
Oops they can probably read this. I meant to say the wonderful support team.

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I just ask IT to fix my computers,
but they seem to think they own them, despite my department's budget paying for them.

Shits me no end.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# ...
You can't see this!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Please don't post goatse on the main board.
at least do a link.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# No need - Websense will filter out all the badness :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# haha
nice one mate
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I do try....sometimes!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# prost
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Is that him who used to be known
as Stupot?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I actually laughed out loud at the "uncrushable grape" bit!
I could test drive a Tonka...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# is this you
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# They can't help it apparently...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# AC? surely?
hmm

woo

I'm on a Heatseaker!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# haha
these guys were on a program about a bunch of OCDers in a house together a while back:

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Haha, nice
woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Yum!

Today I have no haggis for lunch; instead I have fourteen sausage rolls, three bridies, a slice of battenburg and 2 litres of Irn Bru. What are you having for lunch?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I am win!
braw facts

I've just eaten a flapjack and am deciding what to have for real lunch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Hax!
!!11
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# You are a
cheating cheaty cheat.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# have some of
my tasty flapjack
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# winning is achieved via the medium of the best lunch
not by being fast and cheaty!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I didn't mean I'd won Lunch of the Day
I've only won the First to Reply to the Facts Race
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I know what you meant
don't talk back to me young man!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# back back back
are we in a stinging mood to day, Waspy? ;D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# you'll taste the tang of my venom in a minute!
I'm bored, very bored.
I might go out and get drunk for lunch.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# serving suggestion only
...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Thank you
I am easily bought.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Yes,
I just wondered where you were, not commenting on a subject so dear to your heart like that.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I think you are having RIS for lunch
you're kerazzey
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I've won four times!
if no one else has ever done that, I'm the all-time champion

RIS = Risotto? that's a good idea, but it takes time to make and I'm not sure I've got all the ingredients here
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# omFg!!1!
bt can u clokk streetz ov rayge on the ded hard levl?

yours supraxermangod
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I can't understand your accent
you must be from Up North or somesuch foreign country
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# ....Says the man From weirdly Placed capital Letter land
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# United Kingdom
I wonder why they randomly picked the 'U' and the 'K' to be capital?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# home made tuna pasta salad
neato.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# a filling lunch
for a cold day
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# At last! Rah!
Couple of finger roll sandwiches, one with chicken, one with unidentifiable filling.
Packet of Tesco-Value Cheese and Onion crisps,
A flapjack, and probably a bottle of fruit juice.

All topped off with a canteen full of belming mongs. :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# finger rolls?
are they crunchy or do they remove the bones?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# That's the best bit!
Mmm, fragments of muscle tissue.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# 'An airman's handbag and a boxers abacus'
dinosaurs Dave


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# The very finest of hanbags and best abaci!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Right so ATG is Any Thing Goes
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I'm ahaving tinned Spag Bol
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# i'd open the tin first for maximum tastiness
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# good plan sir
*wonders why microwave is fizzing*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# you should have it on something though
most people would choose toast, but I recommend having it on an all day breakfast
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Mmmm...steamed puns
Today I am having Thai green bean and tofu yellow curry in a sandwich. Apple squash. Some fruit. And lemon and ginger tea.

Edit: my friend has just presented me with some snowies (white chocolate drops with sprinkles) so I may have one or two of them, as it's Friday.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# what colourful curry
how do you keep it in the sandwich?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
#
superglue and fear
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)
# my two favourite
containment devices!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *looks at mess on plate*
Not very well, it seems.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Mmm! Keep all the vitiamins in the puns, that way
another exciting lunch, you're quite the star
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Thank you
I've recently rediscovered fusion food.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I like Thai Green Chicken
It's master bazoo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# excellent!
green thai, mmmm!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Bacon sarnies - plenty of
and coffee
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Bacon sarnies are the food of Kings!
have plenty of brown sauce
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# food of some description
by jesus jingo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I recommend
having an all day breakfast at the grimiest cafe you can find
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Does Grimmie have a cafe?

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Yes, yes he does
and I've been there, his all day breakfasts are second to none
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Here's a suggestion:
Why don't you have something that isn't chicken, not in a bap, without salad or salad cream?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
Today I will be having Chicken Madras, with Pilau Rice, garlic naan and popadums, washed down with a nice cold pint of lager!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
a fine lunch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# RedSushi
is off out to have:
Katsu Curry and beer

(sounds yum)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Well, he sould make more effort to tell us himself
we all waited for lunch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# What's
katsu curry?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# curry for people who
practise martial arts

at mealtimes
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# breaded camenbert with red stuff
salad
pretzel
water

c'est tout

hello, is anybody there?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I left you 'til the end
as you were so impatient; have brown stuff not red
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# sorry :) and why?
and the red stuff was like jam but not as sweet
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# brown stuff beats red stuff
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Greggs Cheese and Onion Pasty
once I buy it...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
have meat in it too
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I just had
a poached egg and cheese in a bun (with lettuce & tomato).

A bit like an Egg McMuffin, but not shit.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# That sounds great
I hope you poached the egg using the clingfilm method
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# No chance
I've got this metal tube sort of thing you put in the bottom of a pan
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I have a cheese, smoked ham and chutney baguette
three bags of seabrooks: canadian ham flavour, salt flavour and cheese and chive flavour, a pepper steak slice and a sausage roll all washed down with a can of refreshing Irn bru and delicious tea.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# i didn't think it possible
but seabrooks are even nicer in the new bags.

*adds seabrooks to lunch list*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I haven't had seabrooks in a while
and I noticed the new bags today, they are better. I don't know how the could improve on something which was so good in the first place.

They even have some Seabrooks history on the bag now.

"Our founder, Mr 'C' brook, was dedicated to creating Britain's tastiest crisps. For over 60 years we have continued his down to earth approach and passion for quality to create crisps that once tasted, you'll love for ever."
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# yep
and it lists all the other flavours that they don't sell in our tesco too
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I noticed that too
I would like to try them all, but Morrisons only stock six flavours.

But look

www.seabrookcrisps.com/welcome.htm

you can order a mixed box.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *orders*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I need not tell you
how Braw your lunch is
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# A doorstep ham sandwich
chedders
minty kitkat
and orange kitkat

(mmm... variety)

coffee and fags
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I'd have that like a shot
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I'm having
philadelphia + watercress + spinach + tomato butties on brown bread that has seeds in it.
and a yoghurt
and a kiwi fruit
and a cup of tea
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# That's a vegetarian girl's lunch
you need some bacon
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I had bacon and sausage butties for brekky
and am having a mixed grill for tea in the pub, so I though I could do without
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# i am weak!
i had blueberry cheesecake and a chai tea latte from starbucks..... :o( i am going to heck
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# blueberry cheesecake
makes an excellent lunch, I'm not too sure about tea latte, though, I've never tried that
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# /sticks up hand.
I don't know what's for lunch yet, but I'm very hungry.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I recommend
a big 'ol juicy steak with lots of mustard and well done, you were first to raise your hand
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# hurrah!
Steak it is, but not well done, I want that blood dripping down my chin.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Mortage advisor.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
have chips with that
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Hooray!
I am having pizza! 3 cheese flavour, so I will probably have to add some ham to it... I need some meat in my lunch.

Braw!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Pizza is quite probably the best food ever
and yes, everyone should eat meat
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# especially us
carnivores
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# On the condition that you actually kill some animals from time to time.
You can't rely on the blue collar workers to pay for your meat eating. Spiritually, that is.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# You need to find a nice vegetarian to cook for you
Then you won't even notice the lack of meat in your lunch.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Yes
I was just wondering where you were, since there had been no reply from you on a subject so dear to your heart.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# *puts hand up*
I knew! I knew!

etc.

One bacon and mushroom sandwich with plenty of t. sauce.

And the inevitable tea.

*yums*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# you seem to know more about Dave the Hat than is healthy
you should only have red sauce if you are a girl
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# lunch
todays lunch consists of:

chinese chicken and salad bap
bananananas
a few gallons of coffee
a ciggie or two


Finger Monsters Dr. Strange
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Chinese Chicken baps!?
they must be hard to get hold of, do Tesco's sell them?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# ham cheese and pickle crusty rolls
and a bag of crisps
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Mmmm
Have some grey and black concentric circles with that
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# mmm and some text
sounds delicious
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I got subway.
A footlong subway melt with southwest sauce, lettuce and tomato to be precise.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw!
That's a great lunch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'm having three cheese sandwiches on wholemeal bread
with shitloads of coleslaw.

And loads of dandelion & burdock to follow.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Dandelion and Burdock should be made compulsory
the Dandelion industry has suffered of late and the Burdock industry has all been moved to China
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# you missed me
&uArr up there
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
#
A cajun chicken tortilla wrap, salt and vinegar discos, warm chocolate brownie pudding, all washed down with cherry coke and many cups of tea.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Cor! That's a great lunch!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Three Rocky Robins
All chopped up in a bowl of Asda's Extra Special Custard!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# What's a rocky robin?
sounds intriguing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# It's...


#"Rocky Robin
Oooh creamy choc"

something like that
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Two slices of bread and butter.... I'll have some toast later!
Jesus man, How HUGE stocky are you?!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# a bit boring but filling
I sport a well filled trouser
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Imk on budget till tuesday when I get paid...
And you just seem to eat lots and lots.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# here goes
Thai Green curry consisting of Aubergine, Sweet Potato and Thai Pea Aubergines with rice.

Lordy. It was one of those that it just that right side of spicy-tasty that leaves you salivating joy-spit for hours aftewards just at the mere thought of eating it again.

I need something for afters though.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Mrs roll does it again
she's a national treasure, look after her
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I had a hand in this one
but Mrs Roll certainly does it better. I gave her great joy by discovering a huge oriental cash and carry nearby...she almost bought frozen whelks.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# If they sell wan ton wrappers
get her to make some ravioli with them; creamy mashed potato makes a great filling and you can have a variety of sauces on them
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# mmmm
braw
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] An essential part of every female designed First Aid kit...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha, Excellent!
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Cocking ace
*makes clickerage*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha!
my granny used to those on me until I as about 27
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Aaaaaaargghh
Gerrroff Muuuum!


woo

*makes with the clicky*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Arf!
Have a RolfMao...
RolfMao

My mum always denied ever having done this to
me but I can remember...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Haha
Nothing like a good spit-wash to clean up yer rugrat.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# hehehe
very good
woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# ha ha ha, nice one squire, nice one indeed!
p.s. they've dug up internutter again this week, you make 2 appearances after a long absence on their part
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Bravo
Beau Bo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
#



(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I am really hungry now
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# 11 minutes yet
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Hmm, me tooooo.
Bloody starving.

Image hosting by Photobucket

Have a pair of threatening bollocks to whet your tastebuds.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# beware the tea bagging!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# TEA BAG TEA BAG TEA BAG TEA BAG TEA BAG TEA BAG
*Chants heartily, wants food*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# i too am incredibly hungry today
i am craving curry!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# WELL!
I'm off. Will search for the DTF thread later when I should be working.
Tattybye b3ta!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# teabagteabagteabagteabagteabagteabag
/5punk lan
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
How do?
I'm sitting in college waitin' for me lunch.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# I'm trying to recover from my long night out
16 hour shifts are no fun.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# crivvens
that's a trifle disturbing!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# t-bagging
for kids. Woo to the pic - nice bounce.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Give me a Woo!
and I'll tell you


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# but it isn't that funny
/sharp exit
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Woo! doesn't mean this is funny
it means 'I love you, Dave'


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# er.....
....woo... wooo a million times!
*fwaps in hat*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I refuse
I am uber h4xx0r now any way :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# hoho!
hurray!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Hello
Do you know who is on lunch duty today?


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# No, probably the puke.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# 'k
We should find out soon . . .

My tea was BRAW! We had 2/3 of a bottle of 10yr old Glenmorangie!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I know, I just checked my email
had clapshot with my haggis too but I washed mine down with the last of my 12 year old Scapa
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Woo!
Arf!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# arf
and good afternoon mr hat
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# 'lo
you well?


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# yes I'm very good thanks
Just got a job that starts next week and I will get lots of money for it, so I'm in a good mood.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahah
I see what you did there.

This is one of the few pictures I can see on the board. Most others are redexed. I've done the right clicky thing and show picture, closed Zone alarm, errything!

Edit: I can only see Warrens-anus.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *cries*




Apologies for length...( i love saying that! )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)
# oh noes!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Sesame Street pinball tune
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# i had to bring in a paper delivery
but i loves you now i spazzed back and found this!!

thankies!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# One, Two, Three, Four, Fiive, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Tweeeeeeeeelve.
Classic!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# eeeeeee!
i love you for this. oh yes. that is the one Sesame Street jingle that's stayed with me and i can never get anyone else to admit to remembering it - but now i have it! yaaaaay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# *comedy trombone*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# ^This^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)
# ^ That ^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# t'other?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahah!
Yes!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# groan...
arf!


woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# hahahahaah
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Never mind the length! LOOK AT THE GIRTH!

Woo!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)
# oh the build up!
marvellous
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)
# OMG!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Is that a good
"OMG" or a bad one? :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:19, archived)
# arf!!!
I loikes this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I love how she says "fuck you" with a smile!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# She, er.......
She knows she's going to win!!! Yeah, that's it!

Ooh, what's that over there! *points*



*runs*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# *looks at whatever you pointed at*
*realises you've buggered off*

*belms in your general direction*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha!
*likes this*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Gnnnnn
*weeps*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# oh christ.
*fetches noose*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Oh my word
Now that is a heck of a build up to a fantastic punchline.

Soooooo much woo to you!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# You made me groan out loud
Now everyone thinks I'm even more weird than they previously did. I hope you're happy!!

Brilliant pic though, most deserving of it's accolade.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:05, archived)
# You got that chain email as well then?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# The punnage
The pun just killed me. :)
Very nice work.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Fabtastic!
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# turn it up or i'll shoot
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Up to 11
'cos it's one higher


woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *CRANKS*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)
# *Wanks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
#

Kung Fu Black Belt: 1
Honey Monster: 0
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Nice tag!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)
# did he just rape-a-fy him?
enquiring minds (ok just me) want to know
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Piss Off Bono!
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha frothy!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)
# wowzer!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)
# threaderkackerjack
can i have a pic of croissant boy?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)
# i think theres one here
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)
# yes, thats all you're good for.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# beautiful
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)
# hahahaha bono am a spuffy spacker!
and yet again im gonna pearoast this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)
# i don't wana see that again
till you've added a lil spurtage

woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)
# yeah, im just bein lazy
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)
# you could join my lazy club
if i could be bothered to set it up
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)
# *badum-tisch*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)
# that
gives me more kinds of fear than i know what to do with.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)
# good......
mmuwwwwaaahhhhhhaaahhhaaahhhhaaahhaahhaahaaahhhaahhhhaahahhaaah
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)
# i want you
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)
# refers to the "the US Army wants YOU!" posters...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# woo
;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Time for the news


yes, it ended up being about wanking again!

full size and only 33k - not sure how I pulled that off!

original story
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# "pulled it off"
and not too compressed!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)
# thats cause it's a gif :P
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)
# with no photos

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# I see...
I wasn't going to check.... but I wouldnt have expected a gif!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# rofl
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# heh heh! frieght train!
the calculator quote had me in chuckle fits
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha I love the 'Shola Amoeba' quote
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha
happy dog wanks into cats face. class!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
Nice

woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Good, but
shirley the number is 5318008 (upside down)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I realise that now
*hangs head in shame*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# somewhere in wales...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# where exactly?
dammit man I want specifics
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# 2.25 kilometres
north north east of pontypridd. by the gate
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# that's better
thank you

*programs GPS
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
# We all know sheep are lethal
Worms has proven this beyond doubt. That horrible war...

(On another note hooray for HMV imports! I gots me a copy of Bruce Dickinson Alive, 3 concert recordings from different album tours for £12. RAAAAWWWWWK!)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# are they really sheep?
looks like someone has put them in a pencil sharpener
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# very clever
have a jaffa cake
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# had to be done!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# ai geez!
GEEZAAAAAH!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# chocolate sandwhich?
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# nah
i'm alright thanks..just had a wagon wheel.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# original or jammy?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# hopefully not band flavour
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I'll be having both later!
probably together

*feels ashamed
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# i
had a jammy one.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# that time of the month was it
/gets coat
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# pfft
yeah i was waiting for that one!
I have bun in the oven so no aunt flo for me for a good while yet.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# yay!
'grats!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)
# thank you
both!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)
# congratz
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Clearly this is a reason to celebrate
*Raises diet coke*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)
# i never really understood those.
they always struck me as tasting a bit like some kind of loft insulating material.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# !!!
Wagon Wheel?

*drools*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# *brown lurve
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# My wife's asian
and I love* her.

*In my own way
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# british meaning of Asian, or Amerkan meaning of Asian
Doesn't matter either way, I'm just feeling the need for specifics today
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# horizontal flaps!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# No,
she hasn't got an aeroplane.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)
# not even a paper one?
:(
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)
# She's from Brunei
but her family is from South India (Kerala).
Is that specific enough?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)
# sounds sexy!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)
# I can't remember
I'm married.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# The United States of Asia you say?
/'merican
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)
# have you seen,
"Oh lucky Man"?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# nope?
did you pea roast it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Yum
Chocolate!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# chocwich!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# god no!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# HUG!

.....Scarlet is a good girl.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# when she was good she was oh so solid
but when she was bad
she was oh so horrid

woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# has she a broken left leg
slightly warped ... but love it WOOOOO
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Brittle bones
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# i'd give her a solid bone....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# she nekid!
woo to this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# You taunt us...
Damn You!

Can we have more please? (Not Pip)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Scarlet is a giantess.
by the looks of it.

Attack of the 50Foot Squirrel
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# is there anything you havn't done?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# ace!
Bad Scarlet = the most clothes i've seen her wear so far ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I like Scarlett
She yam a scientist!

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
# rights for mutes!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Rolling rolling rolling
Rawhide!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# keep them wagons rolling
the bad posts overflowing

keep that wagon rolling, rawhide!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# that is sooooooooooo logically flawed
but it made me snort anyway. :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
WOO!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# my dad pronounces those
like he's saying the end bit of 'ulrika'
*grinds teeth*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# So do I
:)

Ooh and woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# So do I!
Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka
Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka
Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# how do you pronounce it then?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I thought it was pronounced as 'car'
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# me too
but slightly shorter - like kah
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)
# yeah i say it like 'ford car'
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Kay A
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# ^ This with mustard
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)
#
does the phone number work?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I hope not - I made it up
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)

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