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prolly bin dun!!!

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One More Fatty on the pile since, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

i've invested in a honey farm...

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mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

hahahaha

*buys*

woo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

eee yuk bee spit

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

I've seen him on the corned beef farm!

(I_tickle_myself, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:52, archived)

OI!

can't you read??

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)

hahahaha, you loon!

but how do you get the mango chutney out of the bees?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

they stomp it

like wine

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

bet they sting

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

This week I have been mainly vectorising;

I've no Idea what it means, it came out my head

(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

wow, that's great!

many woos to you.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

The Russki Helmet

is a nice touch

Wooo

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same as yours, but on fire will explosively decompress on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)

that's a

British tin hat, i'll have you know ;)

(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)

Purdy!

*desktops it*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

Cooooooooool!

and makes me think of Max Headroom too! :)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

thats quite....

unique? i like it anyway

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:52, archived)

Cool Britannia, Britannia you are cool (take a trip)..

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:54, archived)

Oooooh

Thats beautiful, that is.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:54, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

Don't you mean

Vectorizing?

haha sorry.
i like it alot.

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:04, archived)

Is that the rake...

...that was slayed by the orange?

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)

'ning b3ta!

Here's an awfully excited fox:

(Vulpine or something, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:48, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5627927

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

is that a razor in its paw or a party hooter thing?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:52, archived)

*tweeeeeet!*

it's a party hooter, for the fox who has everything

(Vulpine or something, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

Hooters!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:54, archived)

YAAAAY!

Let's have a party.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

Yay!

*gets the jelly and ice-cream*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

Awww

Is it his birthday? Does he have cake?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

Well, if he doesn't have cake,

we should bake him one. It's just not on, for him to get so excited and then no cake.

(Vulpine or something, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:58, archived)

I'll make him a cake.

He cant have a birthday without cake.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

Yay!

He passes on his thanks, and a party paper plate.

(Vulpine or something, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

Bless him.

I hope you've got everyone partybags, or there'll be a riot

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)

With penny sweets and party hats for all.

And later, after pass the parcel, we're having a bouncy castle.

Which may not work, with claws and all, but we're having a go anyway.

(Vulpine or something, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)

*gasp*

That sounds like the best party ever.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)

And you're all invited!

By the way - just looked at your profile, mind if I snag some of your wallpapers to decorate my Mac?

(Vulpine or something, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)

ms paint rulez lolz lolz

(quickdrawmacaw, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

haha

nicely done

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

(Londingham ., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

theres actualy a shop with a sign exactly like this one by me

only a bit smaller, i'll get you tarts a picture some time

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

Thats glasgy isn't it?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

Glasgy?

Guess again.

(Londingham ., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:54, archived)

Birmingham.

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Randomgazz, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

You win the special prize of a free trip up the M6*

*car and fuel not included

(Londingham ., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:57, archived)

yes it does

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

Yay Domo

he lives

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)

one day there will actually be a golf sale,

and they'll run out of signs to promote it. :(

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

i reject your reality

and substitute my own

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:48, archived)

ha ha ha!

i like it

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:48, archived)

With all the badness in the world, have some pussy.

He's saying;

'Mummy,...mummy,..please wake up mummy,...MUMMY!,..I love you,..I-I,..pa-lease wake up,.....'

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

I bet that took you ages

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

Nice pussy!

*sharpens sporks*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

Hmm...

(Bogbean, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

that's just wrong, mister

poor tutt

/feels guilty for starting it

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

*shakes hand*

*buys pint*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Babs still loves you.

Naked Fat People Hour Begins

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

that time already?

/strips/

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:48, archived)

and what's wrong with asterisks may i ask?

*glares*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

actually

i used to use ::these::
and then i used /this
and then i used /this/
/::*shruggs*::/

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:10, archived)

pass the

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

allow me

www.b3ta.com/board/5627763

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

ha ha!

www.b3ta.com/board/5627889

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

;)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

Thanks

Bogbean you sick, sick, person.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

*clicks ignore*

I don't need that shit at work, thanks.

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Ratsta, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Why, I hardly feel like I've been away.

: )

*waves*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

I CAN'T SCROLL UP

without being ill...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

NSFA

and her necks crooked.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

That is sooooooooooo wrong

www.b3ta.com/board/5627763

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

booooooo

and hiss

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

*sexes*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

You checked to see if (s)he has a cock or a fanny?

Clev0r you.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

thanks

*wipes*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

you loved it

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

did i say otherwise?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

sorry hun

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

i still love you

i love this guy a little less :/

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

I love me less too

Every day I love me less and less.
*kicks himself up the Kaiser

(Bogbean, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:12, archived)

(i hope you don't own an embassy)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

*bums*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

I think he smokes regal

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

no unshopped pics!

/obvious response

(Londingham ., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Vomits.

Although no double chins.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

^Yes, this!^

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

OMG

that is so wrong it should be illegal

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

well hello there ;)

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

cashy you shit

i always wanted to say that :)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

Aaw, poor little newbie

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

hush tart

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

Curses, my true nature is exposed!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

pfft

you have delurked me, ive been waiting in the shadows for 37 moons now...

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

ooh

/squishes/

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

Please don't shop miss Tutt's head

onto your dirty home photos . . .

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Purple Onion, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)

Oh noes

The truth is out there, or in here, or under the bed.

(Bogbean, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)

Sorry if this has been done to death

Click for bigger & slightly more clearer*
*But not very much

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

hahhahahaha

*dons burning sticks*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

yes,

yes it has

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:35, archived)

Fair enough - have an odd animated gif of a dancing man to make up for it

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

how odd

and yet how odd

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

on a related note

I had a colleague (who, in fact works for the WEB team) show me Star Wars Kid because he'd never seen it before...

...

...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Where is your embassy?

I need to carry out some ...... maintainance ..... WITH FUCKING FIRE!

MWAHAHAHAHA.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

alfred is being burned!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

hahahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

pffft!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

i hear a lot of sexy animals

are burning jollyjack's image as we speak.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

*reads as bumming, as always*

*titters*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Oh noes!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

fucking HASLET!!!!!

YESSS!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

BATMAN AHKBAR!

from the NOOB

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

haha

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

eee heeee heee heee

*falls off chair*

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Whythebigpaws?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Copy to clipboard at will, we may need it later

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

Is this a warning for things to come?

Better fucking not be.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

^ This'm ^

Ha.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

'Ning m'dears!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

Hullo there.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

Useful stuff, that.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

i thought that said

Danger: may cause bums

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

Burns!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

excellent

*tents fingers*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

*fingers tents*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

Teh eyes!

NOOO000ooo..... thanks. But i will have another cup of coffee, please.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

hehehe

may cause bums.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

Isn't that

lube, alcohol and an agressive gay?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

Any of the above

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

it might have been b3ta, 4rthur or one of the many others,

but they had a great idea for a drunken wreck in your home, (possibly used after a b3ta bash many moons ago), whereas they put a condom on a spoon and sprayed it with deodorant before inserting into the drunken b3tan's ass, removing the spoon when done.
when they sober up they have a condom and a sore (from the aerosol) anus as well and their mind makes up the rest. :)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

Sounds like my kind of night ....

Oh wait. I remember now, i never do anything. I just sit at home on b3ta all the time. Damn.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

on the plus side you get to watch

THE MIGHTY BOOSH
in fifty minutes. hoooooray.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

Fifty? Jesus ...

I do require sleep you know, up early in the morning.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

i'm getting tickets to see them live in a few weeks

*pokes*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:35, archived)

that'll be amazing,

a few of my friends are attending one venue too and i am very jealous.
grrrrrr.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

Balls, i thought about that ...

but technically i've only seen one episode, so you can't count me as a fan.

I do however, have tickets to see Little Britain. Not that it's that funny anymore.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)

not since it became popular.

it's more those dodgy ringtone adverts i think. :)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

I detest them.

Let's go burn down their embassy?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

hahaha.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

added to that, the condom would be dry/empty

and so the b3tan would feel like he was a bad shag.

Oh the embarrassment of it all!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

yes i remember it wel... i mean,

yes it would be embarassing...
i imagine. hmm.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)

hehehe

mindpiss!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

hehe

great minds, or in this case an eye for the word 'bums'.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

Mmmmmmm, tasty!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

*glug glug glug*

super!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

*Drinks lots*

*drinks fucking more*

There was a goatse link further down the page ... euch.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

i have a new profile - YAY!

Please check it out, and steal(th) what you like - YAY FOR STEALTH!

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

right.

thanks for that

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:20, archived)

LOL YOU TOUCH HAM

Obvious response #7474

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:20, archived)

Hey!

did you read my e-mail?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

Hee hee, I have now!

Hooray! Glad it finally turned up. Happy Birthday for tomorrow too : )

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

thanks!

and thanks again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

No worries : )

I'm just glad those poor cats can get back to lazing around.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

haha

the anal partridge is a goodun

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

Have a fucking cookie.

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Laughing Boy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

dude!

you are ~~the~~ shit!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

you called?

/10 year unlurk

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

I delurked cashy! I feel amazingly special

Where the fuck have you been you shit?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

busy mon

almost through my first year training up to be an electrician, and drinking anything with alcohol content

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

V=IR

AICMFP

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

elementary,

my dear ohms

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

elementary, my dear watt-son

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

i realy hope this doesnt generate any more electrical puns

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

its your volt, you started it

and i just can't resist(or)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

im fairly positive it wasnt me

maybe you have one of those terminal brain problems

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:48, archived)

hurrah!

at what point do you learn to give laughably innacurate estimates?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

i actualy did that 2 weeks ago

mine was the highest estimate in the entire class by £2,000! :D

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

haha

alright you shit?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

never been better

made it big in the world of animationing yet?

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

alas no

but i am doing several cartoons for money

ive found quite a niche in doing diagrams for powerpoint slideshows at a couple of offices near here

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

aha good on ya

i'll be sure to come your way when i go self employed in a few years for a logo

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Cashy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

Have a fucking cookie you bellend

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Laughing Boy, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

it's a pretty poor profile to be honest,

full of pictures, most of which are way to big for my tiny eyes, and also featuring an image that's quite not safe for workers at the bottom.

oh well, let's all hope you don't give too many people the oppurtunity to click it. :)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

"Workers at the bottem" 'eh?

*pictures hundreds of men enslaved to clean a giant disembodied arse*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

arf

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

hahahaha,

i suppose it could be colloquial for rent boy.
:)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

Not to be rude or anything

but perhaps you should change your username to "Dekionplexis - has new profile!" instead of posting this message.

P.S. You 'shop well.

P.P.S. 148k static JPEGs? Hmm.....

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

Anal Partridge. Ha.

Very good sir, but:

1. it needs colour
2. was it really deserving of it's own thread?

/nazi

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

seams fine to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

Har har.

/sarcastic laughing

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

you smell!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

There's some nice stuff

but personally I feel it'd be better with fewer pictures

Edit: and yeah, it didn't really merit a new thread...

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tipassoi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

spanna.dyndns.org/b3ta/fluff.jpg

EDIT: Err... yeah, it might be a little NSFW. Only a little.

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cuntmuffin, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

Oh dear god.

Now that was just plain nasty.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:31, archived)

Ruined you planned night of masturbation? Probably not...

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cuntmuffin, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

If anything, improved it.*

*May be lies

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

*clicks*

oh, right.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:31, archived)

*goes to shop TopupThegoaTsea*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

Oh no ....

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

now that made me laugh

The pun, not the image. I'm happy to leave that one to the imagination.

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Ratsta, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

haha

you keep it ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:16, archived)

Give. Me. A. Keg. Of. Beer.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)

hahahaha

most woo indeed...

ive been gone from b3ta too long

:(

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)

oh dear oh dear oh dear

*hides in the corner*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)

the backlash is coming, the backlash is coming!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

noooooooo

protect me or fear my wrath!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

*protects*

(and secretly fears wrath)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

Fears nobody

and prods the animal

Prods: www.b3ta.com/board/5627749

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

hahahahaha

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

hahahaha how strange

protect me or fear my wrath??!

hahahahahahahahahaha

are you Dale Arden?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

sure...

why not?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

her pompadour is no match for yours

or mine

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

It's Welsh Woman of the Year

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

oh no

i've wilted - i need moisture!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

*makes her moist*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

*ponders the innuendo*

*head asplodes*

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Ratsta, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

cor!

she is melting!!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)

*grabs top up the tea*

*takes her to his attic*
*hides her in a box*
*puts on the telly and dials for pizza*

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Ratsta, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

that pizza had better be for me!

*waggles fist*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

I'm protecting you!

If I don't feed you then I'll be doing a pretty crap job of it!

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Ratsta, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

hurrah

i'm always in need of a little protection

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5627771

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

i miss babs.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

hahahahaha oh god no!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

hahahaha!

*wolf whistles*
shwitt twooo!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

ha ha ha ha!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

i can see this won't be dying fast

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

unless i stab her

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

careful now Mr. shop dead women. I've got your number!

/protects and/or fears wrath

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

You have my number?

You're stalking me?
Why?
All you need to do is ask for bum fun.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

haha

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

Oh dear god ...

What a tenuous link. I am bored of this bandwagon already, although i would guess TutT isn't.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

Winner!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

he's off again...

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

miaow!

;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

*tickles behind ears*

*offers a nice bowl of Kit-e-kat*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

*steals*

Ha! I have your cat food, bitch!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

I love perms! (Best of all the stylings-o!)

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:07, archived)

oh god!

who HASN'T got that photo?????

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

Stevie Wonder?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

I'm fairly sure he has

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:12, archived)

I think you fare better in thar photo than he

...

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

he's a sexy beast really

but he'd messed up his hair so he shaved it off :P

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:10, archived)

Since the photo was taken? Can't blame him, really...

Edit: Who is it?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:11, archived)

that sexy beast is Mugatu

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:13, archived)

He's changed so much since I last saw him in

Zoolander.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:14, archived)

your maw!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

i haven't

and i;ve been meaning to expand the wank bank

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:10, archived)

you cheeky scamp!

you downloaded the kooks album?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:13, archived)

bits of it

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:14, archived)

*incriminates self*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:15, archived)

Ha! You are nicked.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:16, archived)

it's spelled with an a, not an i

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

but then, i don't have any pictures with Johnny Vegas in

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:10, archived)

Moi

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:13, archived)

hmm... that was odd.

you shouldn't be able to do two identical messages sequentially.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:15, archived)

I know, it was odd, because i definately only pressed it once.

Although if you hit stop before the next page has loaded and click "post this message" again, it does post twice.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)

oh reilly.

that may go somewhat to explain it...
ah well, it doesn't, of course, really matter anyhow.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

Not at all.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

I don't,

but I was just having a 'discussion' with the
wife about who has/had the most beautiful smile.
I say Julia Roberts, she says Audrey Hepburn.
Now, I think Audrey is perhaps the most elegant,
classy, graceful actress, ever, but I still
think Julia has the best smile. When she smiles,
you can't help but smile with her.

Anyway, you also have a very nice smile, maybe
you should be consider working in moving
pictures.

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Purple Onion, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

twizzlers!

night b3tans

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

night nad

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

*plays the who's sexier game*

*exlodes with confusion*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

I knew it!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:10, archived)

Yeah Yeknom, is it true

you have a perm?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:11, archived)

aren't you missing an

's'?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:12, archived)

Yeah Yeknom, is it true

you have a perm?s?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:14, archived)

multiple

perm?s?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:14, archived)

Yeah Yeknom, is it true

you have a perm?s? perm?s?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)

:you have a sperm: for a man

is a retarded question

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

Is this Japanese grammar again?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

I have floppy silly mop hair as always

expect many brum bash photos

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:13, archived)

That hair looks like phone cords ....

i am scared.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:15, archived)

I haven't

ok maybe a lie - I took it

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:20, archived)

I'm not sure why, i'm full of cheap whiskey

Oh, and the original was www.deviantart.com/deviation/6222627/ just so you can see the extent of my haxor editing skillz

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:00, archived)

*waits for cdc*

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MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

you are a cottager

AICMFP

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

hehehe

*puts on monkey dust*

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MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:06, archived)

So true.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

wait over

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One More Fatty on the pile since, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:16, archived)

Mmmm

unveiny

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)

Ha.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

Woo to eyepatchery.

I went to a pirate party on saturday. We played with swords.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

Swords are fun

when I get my camera fixed i have amazing plans for a long exposure/multiple exposure sword display extravaganza

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

Sounds fun.

And yes, fat people are by definition, untrustworthy. I think it's all the cakes.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:04, archived)

It explains glasgow anyway

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:05, archived)

Ha!

That made me laugh! You racist! :D

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:07, archived)

I'm from near there.

He's got a point.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:10, archived)

Would you drink water if you were blind?

You'd never know if someone snuck a fish in there.

At least with beer, you could kinda assume it would be floating around the top, having died a happy death.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:07, archived)

Riiiiiight ....

Edit: Aah, fuck, i only just noticed the fish in it!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:11, archived)

*gulp gulp*

lovely

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

.....

and hello

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MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:07, archived)

hahahaha

whoops!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

thats it, swallow

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:10, archived)

hah

took me a second.

I'm filling up on good whisky

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sudo is bored, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

because

you're back in Scotland?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

not for long matey boy, i'm off down to work on the isle of wight this firday

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:06, archived)

Wow.

You risk proximity to France to escape Scotland.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)

some disturbing 50's footage

barely under 250k.. :/

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:57, archived)

haha

woo yay

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)

Nice.

Woo

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)

hahahaha!

*FLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPPPP*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)

very good,

nicely styled.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:00, archived)

Parp Parp!

Woo!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:00, archived)

hahahaaha

Parp!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:01, archived)

i nearly lost my drink from my mouth

Woo!

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sudo is bored, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:01, archived)

haha

I didn't realise it was a fart at first! Brilliant!

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

hahaha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

hahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:04, archived)

jings!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:05, archived)

ha ha ha ace,

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:07, archived)

It's not a funny pun, but at least she's tasty!

yes, there is a pun to be worked out here!

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:56, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)

i can't believe you settled for that pic,

this one comes up on googles first image page (using large images i think)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)

yeah, I know

I must be a lesbian or something

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:01, archived)

Hooray for lezzers

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

oi bitch!

just cause i've not got into YOUR pants!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

the offer of the sleepover still stands

.... I think you just need to be abused by a few more men, then you will be ready to learn the ways of the girlies.

/grooming

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:05, archived)

Friend of mine split up

with his wife about a year ago. She's dating another woman now. This has not been good for my friend's ego :(

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Ratsta, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:11, archived)

or..... after having you, I could never be with another man?

/optimism

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:15, archived)

haha

It's a fine line between optimism and delusion :)

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Ratsta, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

Is this now the case?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:18, archived)

Fish supper?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:05, archived)

UGH!

*comes*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)

oh...

its that woman that tastes wine?

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:13, archived)

RIS

but don't let that stop you... ;)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:01, archived)

hehe

a clue then, what is 'slock' written on?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:02, archived)

a dyslexic gun manufacturer's products?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:04, archived)

YES!

no, that's not it

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:07, archived)

a dyslexic tattooists's cock?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:07, archived)

YES!

no, you can't get a tattoo on a piece of headgear.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:09, archived)

Took me ages but

that is the worst pun EVER!

Worse than

www.b3ta.com/board/5249752

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

CAPSLOCK

... BUTTON IS STUCK!

NEED WIPE CLEAN KEYBOARD THAT CAN WITHSTAND SPILLAGE.

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

one-man bandwagon ahoy!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:55, archived)

hahahah

very sexy!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:56, archived)

ouch!

oh noes, not the eyes again

/woo

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:56, archived)

christ!

that doesn't do much for TutT!

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:57, archived)

GoldenFanjita doing a one-man bandwaggon?

Never!

woo

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tipassoi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:57, archived)

yeah...

why isn't there a "I'm tired of this stuff" button?

/feeling unfluffy

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)

bugger off you

i'm entertained! if you don't like it then bugger off and make something :P

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)

I make things

all of the time.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:05, archived)

fuck off noob

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

THis is clearly

your attempt at some sort of insult. But seeing as how I am NOT a noob, and I feel like arguing...

It seems as though all you post is POORLY shopped photos of b3tan females... post after post after post...

but if you DO NOT feel like arguing... it am loverly, and what a good shop.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:04, archived)

fuck off noob

etc

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)

pleebs first

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

hahahahahahhaha

oh bloody hell fanj! :)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)

Pfft

If you shopped her with Gandhi, would that be TopUpTheGhee?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)

Get in the fucking corner.

Now.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:00, archived)

*gets in the corner*

*prepares to be f**ked*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:01, archived)

~~*Bums*~~

*Kicks*

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

Scary.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:00, archived)

hehehe!

I see what you've done there...

...TUTT has a much hotter bod than that!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

oh you!

*squeezes bum*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

ha ha ha!

i know she loves teh bandwagons!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)

.....aaaaaarrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

(Cold Turkey Skag free since, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)

Has he being drawing Mohammed again?

Woo.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:49, archived)

...

www.b3ta.com/board/5627586

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:49, archived)

i like mccirrick's new sideBURNS.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh sunshine.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:50, archived)

That'll teach him!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:52, archived)

Too stoned to walk

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

fabulously animated.

good stuff.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)

mystery finally explained.

woo, yay.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)

woo!

*clicks

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)

hahahahaha

fabtastic! woo!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)

This I like.

Bravo!

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:46, archived)

Pffff

Ace.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:46, archived)

that's some fab work, Dukey

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)

arfness!

woosome

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)

I likes that

top shopping

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)

Cheers!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

Did you know...

You're not allowed to do this...

But I think this is okay...

Apparently you can only put royalty's image on a pub sign when they're dead.

99.9% fact

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)

And also

you can't portray an image of the Queen's head being mutilated in any way (including showing money in the toilet, setting fire to a stamp etc.)

And stamps are legal tender.

And Scottish money isn't legal tender in England (but no-one should refuse it).

And some other facts, too.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)

I always get dirty looks when I pay for things

with Scottish notes on holiday.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

I often live

on the scottish border on the east coast and more or less all of our money is scottish. But we have a tearoom and shop and stuff and the tourists hate it.

But what has always puzzled me is why they weren't nearly as many scottish notes on the border on the west of the country.

I think it might be to do with the angle of the scottish border. Directly to our west, you see, is Scotland. Even though we're in England.

SHUT UP, BEN.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)

hush now darlin

quiet...

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)

*Rocks*

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)

*hugs*

s'ok now dahlin

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:50, archived)

i knew that about scottish money!

but try telling people that. they can get really shirty.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

ooh ooh ooh!

Winged cats!

messybeast.com/winged-cats.htm

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

can they fly though?

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DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)

Hmmm...

"The report described a nondescript animal, said to be a flying cat."

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)

Hahaha

"Geoff! Look over there! I can't make out what it is. Could be an animal."
"Must be a flying cat, Steve!"
"Fuckin' write a website about this phenomenon, quick!"

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:51, archived)

oh how I wish I could animate...

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:54, archived)

Ha. So true.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)

100% fact

wonderful *tells friends*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

*becomes aroused*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)

wow 5 responses

in 1 earth minute.
that's quite unique.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)

sooo

if i were to say, produce a satirical cartoon in which the queen's head was mutilated...?

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Strawberry Dragon, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)

*strikes match*

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)

^ this

is a good point

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)

try having to deal with

northern irish banknotes....

and more so after that bloody robbery....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)

what?

tell me that is shopped

please

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mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)

that is shopped

please

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)

:-)

yes of course....

here's the original..

those are the notes they replaced.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:50, archived)

*Prints*

*spends*

...

5. Profiteroles.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:52, archived)

If you spend one of them, you may find your front

door getting kicked in....

they are the ones that were stolen :-)

Mind you, I did make that small, as somebody actually copied that one i did of gerry, and was selling them on ebay.. bastard. (mainly as I never thought of it)

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:54, archived)

Oh well,

until then they'll just have to use mohhamed's

(checkers, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)

see, you don't need education

b3ta teaches you the subject of FACT

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)

you could've at least 'shopped in

the missing apostrophe

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)

If you look on the back

of The Guide from the Guardian this week there's an advert for The Writers Bureau (sic), what is the world coming to?

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)

ARGH

it's all too much.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)

*sets fire to the Queen*

have I got this right?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)

yep.

carry on

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)

Hooray!

*burns the heretic*

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)

*toasts marshmallow*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)

*parties away*

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:52, archived)

yes and you can't

push a live moose out of a moving airplane in Alaska...

seems it is considered an offense to do so....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)

I think the moose might find it quite offensive, yes.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:53, archived)

And this is a no - no apparently

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:50, archived)

*squints*

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:00, archived)

*squats*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)

*squits*

*cleans up*

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)

Oh Noes!

In your dreams, Allahnites!

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

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