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now whos on the naughty step.....

(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)

BIGGER!

you nob hat!

EDIT: Resizing in HTML doesn't change the file size.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)

Probably you

this is far larger than it need be, both in physical and file sizes

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)

abandonnship's a nazi!
abandonnship's a nazi!
Lah, lah, lah-lah, lah!
abandonnship's a nazi!

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)

Hitler find zis news vere interesting

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)

pfffffft

that gayer

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deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)

Now *that*

is a very, very large image. Eek!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)

you are

a cocking idiot. Cock off. Cock
Edit: Still 105k
Edit: Better, now it's illegible.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)

^ this ^

but with extra cock

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)

i sure noticed

EDIT: and yes it's still a larger filesize than needed

edit 2: congratulations

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)

Are you 2D?

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drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)

your naughty step is abounding in ham

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)

did someone say ham?

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Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)

Why yes. Yes i did.

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)

That's ace.

I use hamtoucher in the real world too now and it seems to be catching on.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)

thank you

I say "yer1" in real life now based on a friend's "yeh!" typo.

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)

(smoglane!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)

whatever?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)

That is possibly

the most bizarre thing I have ever heard.

(MightyMoose has never touched the magenta, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)

`tis simply the best

better than all the rest, etc.

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)

and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

will always love..youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(smoglane!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)

Genius

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)

Hmm...

Where's ~~Wally?~~ Jesus?

Today I handed in my homework as a .odt
The woman who is supposed to be teaching me 'Double Applied Information and Communication Technology' decided that as she couldn't open my homework, I hadn't actually done it.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)

Present.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)

is she a hot minx?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)

No.

She's about as wide as she is tall.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)

nice baps?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)

I don't know.

She's all kind of merged together into what i can only describe as a maroon.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)

bet she has big glasses

but would be a very considerate lover

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)

No glasses that i can see...

...but it is possible that her face engulfed them. I doubt anyone would consider that.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)

Double Applied Information and Communication technology?

thats a hell of a fancy way to say I.T, on a more glazed eyed nostalgic note, i had that wheres wally book, but without the jesus

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)

Your name is very appropriate for today

*tosses*

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)

I could say the same thing about yours.

I'd be lying, but i could still say it.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)

You mean it's not Pachey Day?

*cries*

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)

Tomorrow, Pachey, tomorrow.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)

openoffice for the win

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deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)

Took this in teh sainsburys

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)

well I'll reply then

LIEK OMEGA!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)

fish-gill powered juices

it might just work

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)

OMG3

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)

Rainbow trout.

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)

correct

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)

Hurrah!

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)

I thought it looked quite pretty

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)

It does indeed

*hands woo*

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)

intricate

where are the breathing holes? ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)

it's not quite a replica

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)

tapered also ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)

also, a tin teardrop

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)

*pokes*

'lo

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)

"want that one"

;)

èllo Ovid!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)

Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)

purdy!

woo

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)

why thank you, kind lady

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)

Woo!

That's nice!
needs more eyes shopping on!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)

hehehe

I'm almost out of my eye stage (again)....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)

Fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy

That is all of teh ace. :)

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)

thank you!

I was going to offer a CFB wallpaper size but then I forgot to save my PSD...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)

Silly head

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)

ha! that made me go pffft

in the mouth, twice

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)

watch out fireman sam!

tom crouse is coming for you.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)

Quick and kinda dirty...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)

hahaaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)

phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht

still woo though :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)

Hmm

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drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)

dave the hat getting into the satellite market now? We have to subscribe for puns?

Although im not sure what ARPU means?

A Really Polite Undertaker? erm...

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)

haverage ha-revenue per he-user

hi henkyou

*bows*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)

neeeeeeeeeerd

or a guy with common sense.

Surely not both

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)

it`s all bollocks meeting speak

last place I worked all they talked about was "RevPAR"

mmm St.Elmo`s Fire

*mullets it up*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)

sounds interesting...

/backs away

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)

where I work now

they`re too 1337 to say "www", so it`s shortened to "dub dub dub"

AIN`T TALKIN``BOUT DUB!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)

What they talkin' about, Willis?

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drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)

whos the illest?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)

Arf! My fave management speak is

"dropping the ball". I love sitting in meetings and casually commenting that "someones balls have dropped", with a completely straight face. I'm a peurile idiot.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)

dropping the balls!

never heard that one

do you work for a football club? ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)

No,

a brothel.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)

Unfortunately not

It's a blue chip, with tons and tons of middle managers, whose balls are perpetually dropping it would seem. My metaphorical balls dropped long ago... they let me dawdle along and do pretty much what I want now, with no career prospects ahead till I can take no more and have to leave, but firstly I'll collect some cash thankyou very much, huzzah! (:

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)

He runs the kwik-e-mart

in the Simpsons

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drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)

Coo!

How rare! Where's my cheque!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)

poor girl

one a scale of 1 to mini-moshery. how mini-moshery would you say this is?

my d-d-d-deviantart

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sooperdave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)

As it has lip locks

75% mini-moshery.

I love it.

Edit: Number 4 of a series.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)

links for the other 3?

and a shout out to emma j!

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)

I don't know how to link...

However, the pic's are in my profile.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)

that's superdave...

...errr, um, super that superdave errr dave...

I'll get there in a minute.

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)

Very mini-moshery

and very nice too, have a woo.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)

she could write it down...............

chop off her hands to be sure.

Lovely as per!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)

is it

their little secret?

( woo )

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)

yes.

and you'll never know it :p

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sooperdave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)

top mosh

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOOO

and such...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)

i only do it

because its pretty.

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sooperdave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)

I don't know what mini-moshery means

But I like it.

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)

I dunno what mini-moshery is

but I like it

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)

naff I know, but I was bored(and I'm learning to use flash for more than drawing!?!)

My first willy(flash)

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st3x, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:35, archived)

party cock?

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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:36, archived)

woah!

CDC-blindness.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:37, archived)

mesmerising

and yet shocking ;)

woo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)

Like electrical sockets

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)

fucking woo

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)

Oh my poor Jedi!

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)

loooolza

have a greasy WOO and a vein blockin YAY

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:31, archived)

mm kebab...

hopefully i'll be having one in the wee hours when im fully drunk-core :)

oh and woo to both pics!

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:35, archived)

My first Flash movie in a long while

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flash/johnny.html

please excuse the sound quality a combination of me having a stinking cold and and a rubbish microphone that doesn't pick up sound that well.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)

haha class

you sound like salad fingers!

*runs like fuck*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)

Www....ould you like to see in.. inside my

ov-en?

you'd better run.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)

I....`d like toseeyour

russss-tay spooooo-oooons

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:29, archived)

I LOVE

Salad Fingers.. and this as well. Yay for teh inter-web!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)

Heheheheheheheh

I suffer from a similiar condition as Johnny
*may not suffer from a similiar condition to Johnny*

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FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)

very nice flashy flashy

(PanSowa, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)

JOHNNY DIEDED!!!

/cries

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)

No he waves at the end

there is still hope for him, haha ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)

Spamtastic!

very good old neab

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:29, archived)

haha!

yay for johnny!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:30, archived)

Lovely madam, lovely

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:31, archived)

that's the prob with being in work....

...no sound card, dammmn.

Looks cool when he "Scanners" it though :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:32, archived)

haha

silly Johnny. Head is not bomb.

( hey, just a thought. I have some Japanese radio mics in a box somewhere. Good quality stage mics. If you want one you should mail me and I'll dig one out for you, brand new in the box, no charge to you muffin. ;)"

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:38, archived)

want want want!!!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)

bugger.

OK. I can stretch for one for you too. ( they are not Bayer Dynamic but you know. I got them for a fair price so bought 20 and ebay'd some then kept some for that rainy day. pop me your uni address in a mail and I'll send you one along with the latest Adobe and Macromedia products if you want )

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)

^ that that that

Jim would love one!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)

fucking hell.

I'll have to go to the trade fair and buy some more ;) Hang on whilst I register myself as a frigging muso's charidy ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:46, archived)

I`ll... Jim`ll chuck you a few beer tokens ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)

Let me do a head count first and I'll get back to you

I think I have 4 including the one I use plus the two I permanently loaned the social club where I am on the committee. ( they never use one of them and the other just does bingo )

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)

clicketty click! sexy chick.. with dick

and Mick.. err Jagger

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)

pk, catch you tomorrow.

but for now PUB TIIIIME!

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)

That's very nice of you

I'm currently trying to send you an email but for some reason it isn't connecting

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)

no problem

It will probably be later in the week when I get around to it anyway. I will need to mount an expedition to the attic. ( I've got one to hand but I use it now and again, I sold them on ebay for £45 but suffice to say I 'got a deal' ;))

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)

If you go to my website

you'll find me email address from the 'contact' link I think the problem is that I used to be with Freeserve and had a freesevre email account but since left them and while they shut down my email adress they kept the smtp part open for me to send stuff out, however today they seem to be blocking me.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)

OK no worries.

I'm off out to the pub right now so I'll mail you tomorrow. It will give you enough time to come up with an address that I can send it to without you being in fear of being stalked ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)

Is there an intentional CDC in the blood..

..or am I just cock obsessed?

(Vikingheadache, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:41, archived)

unintentional

but then on b3ta all things look cock-shaped.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)

aaw johnny is speshul :)

very nice..woo!

I need to make an animated thingy ma bob soon

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)

The real version of speed!

big file but cant make it bigger! sorry lol

(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)

sorry

smaller..

(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

You can make it smaller

by saving as a jpeg

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

link it for now and try saving as a jpeg

this way it won't be equivalent in size to that of the moon

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

BIGGER!

more cheese sir?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

OH CHRISTY

it loaded upwards!

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I loved how that loaded from the bottom up

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

the firefox boffins need to make it a bit more spectacular

like a placeholder as the image is downloading with

"wait for it.. oooh nearly there.. this is gonna be helluva good"

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)

846kb?!?!!?

hello new person etc

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DONT SAY lol IT PISSES OFF MANY GOOD B3TANS. DONT USE IT!!

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

LOL WTF U ON ABT?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

rolf mayo

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frunt It's been a while..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)

Did someone say ROLF MAO?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)

That's disturbing

woo!

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)

that

actually hurts.

(steveeeee, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)

lol is tolerable

best part of a meg for a picture is worse than Dick Van Dyke playing 5 characters in one episode of Diagnosis Murder

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)

OMFG THAT'D BE AWSOM!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)

sweet jesus fucking a donkey

JPG it quick! QUICK!

800K is just nuts
lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
never use teh bmp

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

"KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"!

/can we keep him, he's new...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

Heh - haven't seen that one

Is it a new 'un?

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FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)

yup, one of four good sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)

Hurrah!

I therefore look forward to n00bs feeling your wrath

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FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:29, archived)

you are having a fucking giraffe.

prepare to be bum raped.

There is no excuswe for the bitmap. Delete it and come back with a jpg under 50k

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

In the Thames?

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)

in the thames

on such a winters day

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)

You silly cunt.

(Dooley, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

upwards loaded!!!!11one!11!

made my day :)

also a little game not worth its own thread:
can you Find Teh Cock!? I can't and I made it!

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)

Right hand side of the picture

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)

Holding some sort of crudely drawn magenta phallice

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:47, archived)

pffffffffffft.

oh dear god.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:32, archived)

Answer to bird flu...

MOD EDIT: I fixed your code - click 'edit' to see what I did.

(LiquidRogue Powerful tiny fists..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)

Welcome to b3ta -

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(Dooley, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)

I've never used the faq code before

so I think I'll try it out now

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

oo, that's clever :)

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frunt It's been a while..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

Hmm?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

I know that pigeon.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)

that sir

is brilliant

(smoglane!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)

You might want to look at the FAQ to find out how to display your picture properly..

The 'Preview' button is your friend :)

Looked at the pic directly, it's great :D

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FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)

Hehe

good one, welcome to b3ta.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:28, archived)

What a nice mod! :)

Woo to your pic, new person. Welcome and have a pancake.

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:29, archived)

Sorry for post frenzy

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)

vely

nicery done honorable mister pachey

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)

*cough*

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:32, archived)

*psst*

She doesn't like being addressed as "mister" :o

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)

Although 'sir' is acceptable

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)

WOO!

(Dooley, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)

i love that dude

you gotta give me his number

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)

winner³

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaa!

'ning and Woo!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

Luvvit

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)

hoorah!

*I like this*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:40, archived)

Bandwagons?

..never in my day.

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)

woo

cool

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)

ohhhhh.....

...Milk Tray Beattie :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)

vely pletty

honourable
*forgets name.....goes and has a look........Finds!!*

JoeB *bows*

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)

That is lovely and spesh

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)

spezial

*spacks*

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)

but not like

a retard.
right?

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)

lol

fecking luv that :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)

vely

blilliant, honorable you *bows*

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:17, archived)

Laziest vector of a person ever

ace napkin and crown, however

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)

I probably score quite high on that...

SEE'S

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)

Indeed

*awards second place trophy*

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

noice

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:30, archived)

yey for bandwagons!

Click for rest is slightly larger than normal (I apologise in advance)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

best one ever woman!

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)

wagon ho!

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)

Brilliant

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)

Ha!

Superb!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:30, archived)

jesus

and i thought i had seen most of them..

i love the tap one

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)

I do too :)

took ages, but highly accurate to the film too :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)

well i don't remember derek smalls playing a magenta cock shaped bass

;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)

he should have :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)

that still shocks me....

..but makes me laff too :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:17, archived)

i made lots of yellow snow on the moors this weekend

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:17, archived)

Wow!

Who did the classic shark drawing in the b.r
Truely brilliant!

(ruud316, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)

found it through glasscock, done a search under "shark"

couldn't find the orignal tbh :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)

muchly woo and yay

make some pancakes woman

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)

Pancakes are the food of the devil

I eaten too many now want to throw up!

(ruud316, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)

i do feel very similar

vere vere bloated

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)

This is possibly the best one ever!

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)

OOOOHHHHH GOOOODDDD

OOOOHHHH I LOVE THESE SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!
...........AAAAAAHHAHAHHHAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)

pardon me

for showing my ignorance, but who is the old guy with the fake mustache and the paper hat? he looks uncannily like my grandad.

(beefdrippin, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)

look up Beattie on the search above :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)

youll probably find

one or two references to him in the archives

lol or mabey a few million hes a popular dude is old dick

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)

I like these.

You have just made your way onto my list, well done you!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:30, archived)

*faints*

*wakes up, double checks list*
*faints*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:33, archived)

Bah, like you care, i've only been here like 3 months.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:37, archived)

I know

I'm like a forum drama-queen.....with a beard.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:38, archived)

A beard!

Beards are actually aliens that slowly suck out your brains through your chin.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)

hahaha

Christ you have a lot of these!

... woman!

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abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:34, archived)

just started page 4 :D

hehehehe, still going strong :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)

Something Mellow v1

What a silly dalek! I told him not to put the cow at the top of the stairs but would he listen?

(scene, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)

is he on the nawty step?

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)

Cant cows hover now?

Clever the cow cant go down and the Dalek looks like a pepper pot!

Nice!

(ruud316, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)

they call me

mellow yellow.
quite rightly.

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)

Something Mellow v2

I'm surprised this hasn't been done before??? Think how well it would sell!

(scene, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:17, archived)

Yay :)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:33, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:04, archived)

Must have been watching a computer all day

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)

indeed

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)

freaky

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)

thanks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)

your welcome

is to you honourable mister hollible

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)

you spacker!

'ning!

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)

not quite a spack

and 'ning to you also.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)

oh, it must just be a

nervous tic then ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)

Eye eye

Eye like that

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)

thank you :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)

TO THE NAUGHTY STEP-MOBILE

(Cybernetics luls, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)

hahaha super

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)

should that not be

to the naughty step catman

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:04, archived)

Very well, improved! :D

(Cybernetics luls, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)

sweet

muchly more woo now

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)

*sing tune*

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na CAT MAN!!

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)

EEK!

*Runs*

*Wipes*

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)

EeEEEeeEwWWWwwwWww.......

better than not wiping though

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 15:54, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:59, archived)

harsh!

but well done never....the...less

(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)

I don't get it

But I like you so you can have a woo anyway.

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:03, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4759968.stm

oh and 'ning! nearly forgot :P

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:04, archived)

: (

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drunkenoaf, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)

Linda Smith

was a comedian or comedienne if you prefer who died of cancer today

(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)

I got that bit

I didn't get the Smiths album cover thing.

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)

the queen is dead

is the album

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)

Thank you

*laughs even though it's not as funny as when it doesn't have to be explained*

(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)

it's ok

it's not really that funny anyway, poor woman

her, not you ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)

maybe

"That Joke isn't funny any more" would have been more appropriate

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)

well done sir!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)

good 'ning squire

i'm off to make some pancakes
ciao

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)

I said that's nothing

you should hear me play piano

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)

Popping my animation cherry...

edit/ sorry bout pixel jump..hmm.

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Three Dog Man, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:51, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

Nicely popped!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:52, archived)

familiar - yet

disturbly.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:52, archived)

Indeed :)

I posted the last frame as a pic a little while ago - www.b3ta.com/board/5686172

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Three Dog Man, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:56, archived)

that explains the familiar

woo to this btw!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:57, archived)

Ah! Mindpiss!

*closes tattyshop*

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:55, archived)

you're telling me!

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)

if he

has a banana down there, does that mean he eats....!

(beefdrippin, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:55, archived)

most animals eat,

you werido

(arf)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:58, archived)

i meant does

he eat cock!

(beefdrippin, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:00, archived)

I bet

she does!

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Three Dog Man, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)

hmm....

gaijintendo, i've never heard of a ''werido''
before.

(beefdrippin, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)

Hahahaha

Good one!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 18:58, archived)

Hahaha.

Nicelly done.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:03, archived)

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