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# ipod 'organic!'
check em out... leaked adverts: apparently the shells are made from organic material and they are made to look like real apples!!?? crazy- i want one!



(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# REdex
And itn't it Bobby Sands, MP?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
&dArr
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# MP Bobby Sands
it is indeed! :-)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Could you go a chicken supper
Bobby Sands?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# I'm not really a bigot though!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)
# me neither
it is too easy to be... there's wankers n nice people on all sides!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# kfc
i certainly could... and this is actually my real name.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# gah.. its sausage supper...
why does everybody outside belfast think its chicken supper?

anyway....

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# I'm a rangers fan,
but not into any of that shit, but one of my mates had some pro UVF singalong hits on cd, and that was how it went.

i'd rather have a haggis supper if it was me....
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# I'd be too afraid
to mistakenly bite my ipod
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Jurgen Klansman



(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# <img src=" image URL">
sneaky fucking ninja :)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
like the CDH
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# CDKKKM shirley?
...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# where the white women at?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# 'scuse me
while I whip this out
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It only wants a kiss...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Fantastic!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# *Dangles knob over-board*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe
oh why didnt I expect that, this is b3ta after all
(, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Brilliantly done!
Most woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# ahh
bless "Lips"
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Soup Herb


*clicks*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# silly!
Woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hooray!!!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ahahahaha
woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen
we have a winner
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
He was just being friendly all along
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# I
take issue with your genius picture making & it's blatant endorsement of testing cosmetics on defenseless sharks.



Now if you had a helicopter..
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaa!
Your brain makes me laugh
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# hahahah
the last picture is especially fine.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I love the scene
where Roy Scheider first sees the shark and says "we're gonna need a bigger lipstick!"
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# das
fablious
(, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I never realised they had a shop at my local Wind Farm....
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Genius!
*will only be buying organic wind from the local wind farmers market from now on*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# wind farms are shit.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I went to Bradwell
where there's a strong residents campaign against a proposed wind farm. The irony is, they've already got a nuclear power station on the beach. Poor fuckers.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# if only I could bottle it, I'd sell it for...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# a mate of mine bottled one years ago
in a grolsch bottle.

hpened about 2 years later, to fermented eggyness.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# !
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# farts in a jar
I do that at home anyway

/I live on my own
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Visio Mortuus.

(My Latin's crap....that probably makes no sense....)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# People called Romanes they go the house?
Face of Death at a guess?

WOO!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# now to 100 time in 50ft high letters.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Romani ite domum
Romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum romani ite domum etc.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Now don't do it again.






M. Khan - hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# And now.....
The sound of an african anteater picking it's nose.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# is he still bent?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# didn't Visio Mortuus play aragorn in lord of the rings
i'm so fun-nee!!!1
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Not Available
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I think it's pretty much there
/did LAtin for GCSE
/got A
/can't remember any
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# "my copy of visio has crashed again?"
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha!
and woo to the pic, I am greatly enjoying your productivity and creativity
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# my thumbs are bleeding
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
#
thumbus bleedibus?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# good
keep it up! ;)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yay!
top shop speedage :)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I may be wrong, but...
vultus Orci.

You might also enjoy: "persona Orci", literally the (Greek/Roman) actor's mask of Death. May be more apposite.

Visio mortuus would result in much ear tugging, as it mixes a feminine noun (visio "seeing/view/appearance/notion/idea") with the masculine form of the past participle of morior, i.e. "died".

/nerdSequence

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Aaaargh
I like latin, but only in the form of Tito Puente y Su Orquestra...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Now you're talkin'.
Let's rumba.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ooooo
*claps*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Hello

made this yesterday, but before I could post it my internets went KABLAMMO! Should have been a sign, but I'm going to post it anyway...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# like the swelling
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Nice
pulsating action
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# there we go
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# wow, thanks
have a 2 colour version

/edit: I'll be putting that in my profile, if you don't mind
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# For some reason it looks bigger in black
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# That's what all the ladies say
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
have you tried painting yours to test the theory?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)
# of course
(, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Full-throttle!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# aargh
it burns
(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)
# whaey!
great squeesing action.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Lovely cockage
Nobody fucks with Jesus!

Or something, I can't remember.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I'll stick this CDC up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes 'click'
Woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# or 'plpfsshh'
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ....


(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Arf!

that's woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# son?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahaaa
no firkin
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Arftastic!
:)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# long time viewer, first time poster
i made this. i thought it may be appreciated in a small way here:

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
that's more like it!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# YAY for chickens!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Fuck me! It's huge


Woo pic though.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
I like this.

But it is fucking huge
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Woo, woo
and thrice woo I say!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hehe
Maybe a wee bit large, but I like it. Can you shrink it a bit?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# great!
But please can you reduce the filesize (and physical size of the pic) down a bit (under 50kb) next time you post.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# woo!
Lidl or Bigg?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
#
ahahaaa..
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# nice quallidy
but can you make it a bit more lidl?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# that's deserving of a
WOOYAY!

but mabey make it a likkle smaller.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Bloody hell!
my screen res is at 1280 x 1024 and thats still funking big!

Good shoppage tho!

Have a lidl woo!

woo

.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# TOP FIRST POST !
*clap clap clap* :D
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Bit shite but have it anyway!


Any ideas for comic source pics cos I wanted something rather different than this...?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# No idea
Leningrad has loads but he wont say where he gets them (although thats probably to avoid bandwagoning)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# why avoid it?
embrace it!!!!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# avoid it
because bandwagons are ALL shit maybe?

and people bandwaggoning his idea means that eventually all comicbook mashes are shitty and unfunny, and if he keeps his source secret it means only he will make them, which means it will still be original.........and funny.....unlike most of the others i've seen that borrow blatantly rip-off his style

edit: apologies for lack of fluff, im at work.......and bandwagons are SHIIIIIIIT
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# I agree
I haven't found anyone elses comic mashes funny. Leave them to Leningrad.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Miserable fucks!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# if you google images for
'tub girl' or 'goatse' there are lots of source pics
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# i think lemonparty has a few as well
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# have you tried www.meatspin.com
i have been told it's full of cartoon source pics.

;@)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# What is meat spin?
I dont want to go there but I am curious
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# eee god!
no ta!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Fwoar! Tub Girl!
/rubs thighs
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# and this one
edit: damn that didn't work
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
#
Stop combing YOUR hair
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# comb the monster!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hehe
I should have thought of that one.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# your point?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# So the Cheeky Girls got in under Tier 5?
:)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
you bad man (:
*tortures*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
But some of them have to bring their own sandwiches...

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *sigh*


sadly the hummus is lacking today...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# *clicks*
cause it hurts
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Gasp!
the punnage!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# *Groans*

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# No one would have thought
a pun on that would have been possible.

Woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Oh dears.




teh punage!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Ouch!

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# I thought
you were complaining about holidays to Maidenhead until I looked at the filename.

</dim>
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# now that
would be worth complaining about...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's terrible!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Pfft!
Teh punn!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *views source for the pun*
good god!

(w/y/h)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Needed to get this...
out of my head
That's better...

*returns to lurking*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)
# More I say
More!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# good lord
that's punderful (:
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# woo
poor bear
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
super!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# ...



(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)
# I guess he thinks it's
brillo
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Scrubber!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)
# He He Badum Tisch
And in other news
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I'm liking these lots!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Jings!

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Shining People...


This was an idea in my head long before it started looking like a compo bandwagon. Oh well...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# lovely,
i made a shining post too
www.b3ta.com/board/5722184
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Lully it was too!
...and fluffy!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# so did I..
but cant be arsed finding it :)
woo et yay to those above
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Haha
Hoorah for The Shining
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Modern London
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Mrs Thor has tried to get me to wear sandles by calling them man-sandles

but i'm not buying into it.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Sandals are the devils footwear!
Burn them! I've been to some of the hottest places on earth and proudly trudged around in my trainers feeling smug.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I've got sandals
Hawkshead ones and they are great.
I won't have anything to do with slippers though.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Growing
up on the seaside I was exposed to sandals from an early age. Nothing is as repugnant as a man in socks and sandals, except perhaps a man's naked hairy foot in sandals, ugh!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)
# or Heather Mills in sandals

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)
# sandal
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I don't wear socks with my sandals
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# That's why
I wax my feet in spring.
Sandals rock.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# I always thought
Jesus wore them
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Hooves are the devil's footwear

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hooves are the devils feet
He often puts on sandals to show off.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)
# ^ ^
This
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)
# i wear japanese tabi
which look a little like hooves, says mrs thor.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *googles*
Ninja shoes! Takeshi's Castle-tastic!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I have it on good information that,
the Devil has hooves for shoes..


as did the scary beast in the original DOOM..

for that was the name we bestowed upon him.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# mandals?
shirley
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Manbags. Hehe.
Noice.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Channel 4, Sunday, 9pm
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# .
You've been Bizet!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)
# .
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Tea | Nose > Keyboard
Hurrah! *clicks*
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Oh dear.
WOO!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Yay!
A mouse car!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Tsk tsk!
Imperial measurements, whatever next? Ounces?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Acetastic
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# You are special
in all the best ways.
A full two thumbs fresh!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# superbyness
you never fail to make me chortle

*chortles*

see !
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# yikers
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# you spelt 'metre' wrong
but much woo to the pic
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# erm
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# But
"metre" is the correct [british] spelling for the measurement.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# good old suzette
she does love her parking meter.

Incidentally, "meter" is in fact the correct British spelling for one of those devices. The reason being it measures instead of being a measurement. /mrpedantic
(, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 9:10, archived)
# *cringes*
Cool.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Must i dub thee as a loon?
Or willst thou self confess to be so?

much woo.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Haha
Very nice!

nitpick: Why not a parking centimeter ?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Haha
*clicks
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Most goodliness.. have a woo...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# yay!
you make paintmash into high art
(, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Bit late for the oscars, still...
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Tina's smile is a bit too good
right in the brown!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Pffft
Very good, 'specially Stan and Ollie. Woo!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Have one more(barry)

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I'll keep posting
references to this fillum until everybody cries.

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Bruce Willis is a ghost?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# No, he's a pawn
of the evil string vest corporations.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# The alien was her father?
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Snape did it.

(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)
#
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

/relurks
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# I don't care
I'm having Chicken
.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Chicken is People!
Quack.
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Did you know that chicken...
...tastes of chicken?
Remarkable!
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:31, archived)

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