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# Hello! Ning etc!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha!
your oddly shaped head gives me the giggles
Happy Birthday!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:15, archived)
# This ^
It looks like a horny butterbean
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# That's another one to add to the list!
I've had sausage, bean, runner bean, broad bean, baked bean, phallus,
spleen, albino kidney, large white poo with eyes and a hat, (and the horn).

Etc.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Well at least you don't really look like that....
......do you?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Fortunately not!
But I'm rather partial to a good hat.
Top hats especially. They look classy.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# On what did you base this outrageous idea??
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Top hats can make the ugliest tramp look like the lord of the mannor.
100% of fact.
Source; My arse.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# spleen.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Albino kidney
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Large white poo with eyes and a hat


and the horn
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Happy birthday!
You should eat lots of cake and drink lots of beer.
19? Good grief I feel old!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# I remember 19




.... just
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I'd need regression therapy and a knowledge of ancient runes
to access those files.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# I don't
Waaaaaaaaaaah
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# this^
I was far too wasted during the years around that time...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Paul Hardcastle wasn't it??
N-n-n-n-nineteen
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Happy Birthday Grimmie
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# \o/
happy birthday
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Happy
19th
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# hurrah!
happy birthday
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# happy birthday to you

I remember my 19th, I spent some of it in a drunken, giggling heap next to a fruit machine, ahhhhhh, happy times
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Hey Arnold!
Congratulations
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Happy birthday
BTW
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
Excellent. *clickety click click*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# One new mouse for BHLC please!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:59, archived)
# forget the mouse.
Can't you guys club together and buy me a better sense of humour? These puns are killing me, so fuck knows what they are doing to you.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I would rather buy you a large mixed kebab with a small piece nibbled from the end, but that's another story
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# hahah - ace
was just wondering where you were

'ning mate!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Ning sir
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# ahoy there pachey!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
A therapist's unspoken thoughts. :D
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
grand.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Grand indeed!
HOLY FUCK I GOT A FRONT PAGE!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:59, archived)
# congrats! Took your time.... ;)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Only another four years till my next one!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I just saw that!
well done sir

I gave up last October :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# just looked at your profile...god knows how you have only got 2 FP's thus far
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:03, archived)
# i pay the mods good money to hold him back
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# it's all true you know
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# sneaky git!!1!!1eleventy
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# you big fake sugar munching ghey!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Pfft!
EDIT: Oops - I thought you were replying to 4dam.
Apologies Freebies ;¬)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:13, archived)
# hehehehe ta
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
Hearty backslaps and bumsex all round.

Remember though, all the best people have two...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# *bums*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# yay!
well done!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Congratulations
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# fuck off!!
oh noes! you did n' all!
wanker!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get it right up ye!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *bends over and takes whats coming*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# who's a good boy then *pets*
more filth!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:14, archived)
# I like this.
A lot.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha!!
too true!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# easy on the kerning old chap!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# ha ha!
was a rush job, and i hate type setting in Potato shop :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# me too
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# but not as much as i hate
having to use quark on a G5
when i've spent the last 18months learning InDesign on a pc...

ARGHHHHHHHHH! i keep pressing the wrong fecking buttons!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# That's because
you've got toes where your fingers should be.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# thats 'cause macs are poo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:18, archived)
# *sues*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *pollys*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:13, archived)
# *crackers*


*sqwark!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Fraud !

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
#
Freud?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# huspag
marvellous stuff
*clicketyclick*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Thank you
What is huspag?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# it's my favourite new word
It was what the predictive text on my phone came up with when I tried to type hurrah once.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# It's a good word
*steals*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Huspag!
:)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:13, archived)
# These
are feckin great
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Huzzah !
CDC returns to make me smile !
*Skips and jumps for joy*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:15, archived)
# stolen
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# errrr, that one...... no, hold on, what about.......


(not quite right - damn reflections)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# still
very smoothly done
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:52, archived)
# ace!
*slurps tea*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:53, archived)
# aaaaiiiieeeeeeeee!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# top notch
mmm getting thirsty.....tea anbody?

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:53, archived)
# 2 sugars please...ta!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:54, archived)
# ^builders tea^
are you working class scum then?

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# not that last time I checked! I normally have sweetners to be honest, but that would have sounded a bit ghey.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# that is ghey!
and bad for your health!
fake sugar is all of teh evil!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# not as bad for you as regular sugar
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# No sugar at all
is best.

Sugars are for wimps!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# are you copying me?!?!?!?!?!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!??!??????!?!?!?1
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:14, archived)
# are you copying me?!?!?!?!?!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!??!??????!?!?!?1
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# he is

get him


*nudges
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# that's great!
woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# woo!
i can't make my mind up
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Hobby Horse


I bet he supports spurs
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# why the long face?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# washington
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:52, archived)
# aw
woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# haha
that's most unfortunate
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I bet he gets bullied,
by all the other horses at school
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:50, archived)
# He can fight back
quite effectively with that horn though
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# true, true,
but I bet the names he gets called hurt him on the inside.........EEEMMMOOO
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha I love your anims. woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
class ;)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Celine Dion!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Those pesky unicorns!

..and a woo for this great anim.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] makes no sense


funny though
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# stop











hammertime
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] haha probly bindun
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# has big-ears been fired yet?
and a woo to pic :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# dont think so...
wont be long though.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# WOW

that's HUGE!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# thank you very much!
oh....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
Here's another hot political story rendered in a similarly seamless way that I'm not posting as it is probably NSFW

edit/ although mine is a rather smaller file...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha oh my god
i yelped with laughter hahaha oh dear
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Always a pleasure
never a chore
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha!
you stole that pic from my myspace you bastad!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:52, archived)
# hey, at least I made you better looking!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:59, archived)
# aaaaaararrrrrggggghhhhh
the bitmap the bitmap the bitmap
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# my right click 'properties' is telling me it's somehow a gif
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Wow!
You're so cool!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:58, archived)
# don't you know it. Have you run your marathon thingie yet?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# 435k?
eep
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# 400k bitmap of death
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# yeah
posting COCKING BIG bitmaps has been done many, many times before
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# I thought it was
some kind of post ironic sarcasm of sorts?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:53, archived)
# my motto
keep the irony for the bedroom

/plus: it's still 400k+
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Oof!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:37, archived)
# ouchy!
EDIT: and WOO to the original post!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# If I actually spoke 1337..
That would be a Laugh Out Loud moment


woo to you!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# ohmyohmyohmy!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# haha
lovely!
Ning, everyone
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Terrific and marvellous.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# ouch
stop hurting my brain*

* actually, don't stop. Only a little lower please
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:53, archived)
# 'ning!


Previously: 1   2

And then...... 4
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Class
'ning 4dams
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# good 'ning squire!
Having a happy monday tuesday?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# oops
I actually did think it was monday

and forgot a client was coming in today... :(
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Feels like monday
so much w**k to do. At least Friday's a little bit closer
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ha ha! your tuesday hooker?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# yeah...
she's due at 11.36

and is bringing plenty of grow bags
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Yay!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# :)
'ning miss!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# 'Ning m'lovely!
How goes it?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Busy busy busy!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Pfft!
Step away from the work, have a cuppa : )
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# haha
I've managed to put it off until now. Really must get stuck in

*gets stuck in*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# *points and laughs*
Good luck!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I love these.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Top notch!
Liking muchly.

Also liking your subtext this morning.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I would have had
Filthy / Gorgeous

if it would let me do strike through
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# you say that to all the girls :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# it's my new "in"
whatever the fuck I mean by that.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
you are so fucking wrong!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:23, archived)
# haha
I try my best!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ha ha!
*read user name*
oh, these are a bit shit aint they
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Who are you?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# no one you know
although, i don't suppose you have a spare Rover key do you....?
i seem to of lost mine on a drunken sunday pub crawl :(
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# As a matter of fact i do
but the rover it fits is probably lying in a scrapyard in Edinburgh somewhere.

That's a bit crap!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha!
well i did hope where Rovers are a bit crap
one key would fit all....

I've two choices, i either pay out £150
to have a new barrel fitted

or get my mate to "convert" it so i can start
it with a screw driver....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# That's probably more than the car's worth!
When I went to trade mine in '94 M reg, 95,000 miles, they valued it at £50!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Third Choice
If you can get at the back of the one of the locks or the ignition barrel you should find a number on it.
You can then order a new key with that number.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
you sick fuck :D
*clickity*

'nings all
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# haha
you're destroying my childhood strip by strip
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Superb
FP too - woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Jesus!!
It only took four years.....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha congrats on the FP! :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Reminds me
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# hah
nice one
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:55, archived)
# *cries*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# wow! what a difference.....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# old Blockbuster jingle
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:02, archived)
# ahhh....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I thought he was commenting on the height difference.
Either its a really short chav or a really tall gay guy.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# pfffffft!
and:
this is gonna be the biggest law suit since we sued "the never ending story" for false advertising....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Cocksucker Video

'ning, i'm not ment to be here, i'm on holiday and accessing it from my in-laws 'puter, i may have to go in a sec as mrs thor might cath me.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:02, archived)
# ha ha!!
most men sneak on to check out pron!
not to post silly replies involving bumming :)

i'm far to busy to be here....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:02, archived)
# have a good week
i'm off to St. Ives (cornwall not cambridgesgire) in a moment, so will be off line for the rest of the week.

gotta go as mrs. thor has just come down stairs and told me to get off the 'puter.

bye.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# bye Thor
you naughty person
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
# bye freebies
i'm really going now as mrs thor is getting cross.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# ^ this ^
spanks
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I want a pet
chav!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# They take a lot of looking after
and the cost of daily fags soon adds up.

Still, if you want to bag it and chuck it off a bridge, i'm all in favour
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# more fun to ride about though
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
charlies angles! (;
woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Arf!
Hehehe nice one.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Charlie's angels!
I've just bought both of those
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Help ma Boab!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:04, archived)
# haha
nice one!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# ho ho ho
Green Giant
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
tim vine
genius live, like watching someone with ADHD on caffeine
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha.
That deserves a spang, that does.

*SPANG*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I like the way you spang me.
It makes me produce sex wee.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# In your pants?
Oh my.

'Ning pickle.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# haha...
Oh sugarspun be my hunni bunni,
I will make your front bottom runny,
I will lick you on you cunny,
if only you'll be mine.

i will touch you, make you moan
you have no penis? mine I'll loan,
I'll even make love on the phone,
if on your minge you let me dine.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha, thats poetry, right there.
*swoons*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# :)
You can swoon and you can fall,
I like you unconcious best of all,
cos you can't feel me when I maul,
and spluff inside your bottom.

I like it when you just lie there,
fast alseep and I watch you bare,
It really makes me touch my pubic hair,
and wet my boxer's cotton.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Stop it, I'm getting all moist.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:23, archived)
# :0
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha, like you can act shocked.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I can act shocked
if it makes you gape more.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Bennyhillslovechild and sugarspunsister
sitting it a tree
K
I
SS
.....
oh my!!!!!
*covers the innocent children's eyes*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# O:

blimey!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# produce it
not release it?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# mong!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] First post in a long time...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# i bet they taste like shit, mind
and are full off metal parts
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Like Kinder eggs!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# yes
kinder toys these days are shit.

all i seem to get are the special scat loving penguins or jolly pirate snails, what happened to all the helicoptors abd friction powered cars, listen up kinder, put some decent fecking toys in your eggs, NOW!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:00, archived)
# I work in a newsagent in my student union
I get left alone for long stints at night...I'm working on a way of cutting open a Kinder egg, replacing the toy, and then melting the egg back together and sticking it back on the shelf.

Not quite perfect yet but i'll keep you updated.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:04, archived)
# do that!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# And dont bother with the cocolate
because it tastes like sick. All i ever bought them things for were the toys that you got, then lost/broke seconds later.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Probably a health and safety thing
small parts are not suitable for small children.

I kept my kinder surprise chainsaw and still have most of my fingers
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:06, archived)
# That may be
but we can't let palates get in the way of progress.

(That was my 1000th post, oddly enough.)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Woo!
Good work sir
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# surely it is maths major
and woo

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] All they've got to worry about are the Bremsstrahlung losses
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Aaargh. Noooooo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Oh god.
What have you done?!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# mwahahahaha
.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:20, archived)
# It's just a little pin
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:49, archived)
# OMG they're HUGE!
run away!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# careful now
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# oh noes freebies
maybe we should find you some work, eh?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:03, archived)
# You, Sir, should be ashamed of yourself!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# ROBO-BEAR!


I think I have too much free time at work:

here are robo bears specs:

Robotic ear: for super hearing. Made from tin foil
eyepath: So he looks cool - Made from button and sticker
Uniform: every superhero needs some getup - Made from VB stubby cooler
Beak: For aerodynamics - Made from postit note
Communicator: you know, like star trek - Made from some rememberence pin
Utility Belt: to put stuff. mostly cookies. - Made from surf aid wrist band
Stamp: it looks like a little boy in his belt, it actually is a stamp so people know it was him. ROBO-BEAR strikes again!
Saber: to hit things (use the pointy end) - yellow pages pen
Robotic arms: PUMMEL TIME!! - made from a pen case (kinda like those cigar cases)
Super spring: who needs legs when you can spring? - made from a slinky

he has also had the addition of a tissue paper cape. He has to fly somehow.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# more words than my brain can be bothered with
i'm sure it's great though

get a REAL job
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I used to do that at work too.


(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Is it USB compatible?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# No,
But the bottom one will plug into a callmaster 3000. They aren't really used by anywhere with a tech budget anymore.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# more words than pic is not good
animate it to show all these abilities...animate it HARD!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Woo
Back when i worked in fruit'n'veg i would make creatures from all nasty mouldy bits of produce that were going to be thrown away, we were gonna ake a zoo and open it to the public, im pretty sure some of them actually came alive they were left lying around for so long.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Thats incredible!
You must have the best job ever.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Hooray for this!
I expect it to go viral in minutes
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# needs more spelling mistakes (:
woo yay!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Thass ace
woo click
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Woo
He looks like he is about to cry
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:49, archived)
# GOAL!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:02, archived)
# He also likes guns.........


Spoons!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Who's the crazy person wearing black?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# george w. bush
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# /setup
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# /payoff
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# ....5) Profit
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Secret
service
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Secret squirrel?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# He gonna pope a cap in your ass!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Two left hands?
This is why I don't trust the church.....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Ha!
^This^
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# So he can play pool
why else?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# The Pope has backwards hands!
Oh Noes!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# And very small arms
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# his hand appears to be on backwards....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Thats top of the popes!
woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# "Hey George..."
"... What d'you bet I can't knock that guy's turban off with one shot?"
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# pfft!
class!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I like this one :)



Not too keen on this one (Note: Nudity) though. But I spent the time colouring it, so I'm gonna post it......
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# i like it too.
woo sir
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Sweeeet!
Both veh good
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# woo!
rudey!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:42, archived)
# No it's not.
It's art.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# well, thats me finally corrupted by jj to the furry side.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# You're alone, then.
I'm on the side of fantasy art.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
#
furry fantasy art
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Morning!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# *spang*
*spangspangspang*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# This made me giggle a lot more that it should have!
/clicks
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
"I didn't know cacti were so festive!"
/Sam & Max hit the road
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
I have a shirt just like that
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Phoooaaaaarrrr
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaha
Jeez!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# would
it took several re-readings

woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Ferkin' hell...


Woo to the board sig, made me cry!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hahahaha
facking hell!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Ruddy
Amazing woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Things were getting tense towards the end...

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# lol
i can see that filling up slowly, drowning in your own incontinence. ahh those were the days
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Hurrah!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:21, archived)
# WHO RAH!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:22, archived)
# got you all in check
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:23, archived)
# and you know we come through in the discoteque
WHO RAH!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Mum RAH!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:23, archived)
# snarf!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:26, archived)
# nice subtext today

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# why thank you
and in other news, picked up a copy of the Wu, live
from 2004 for a fiver in the record shop opposite my flat
27 tracks of loud mouthed shouting goodness :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:43, archived)
# ew that is
unpleasent


(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I could shop a floater in there too if you want...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:25, archived)
# floater floater floater
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:26, archived)
# well you obviously
enjoy that kind of thing

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Probably a bit too much too...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:31, archived)
# just brush your
teeth next time

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *Glug*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:25, archived)
# haha try not to think of water!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:26, archived)
# hehehe nice
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha
still, he should be grateful there are no floaties...yet
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I will indeed
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# draw the line?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# check out the "art"
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# clip!
*slaps forehead*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:29, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# well, you did say you loved clipart...
...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:18, archived)
# did i give you the hummus?
(that's the only reason i got it!)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:20, archived)
# you give me the cream horn!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:31, archived)
# tehfilename revealez all
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# /Breaks out comedy trombone
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:18, archived)
# how would you type that noise?
pprrrarrreerrr
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:20, archived)
# I was thinking more like
brrrrrrraaaarrrrrrrp
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:21, archived)
# ohh yeah
duh huc
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha
Well, that's a grand post to see as soon as I log on!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Piano!!!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:21, archived)
# P&O
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:27, archived)
# pee, i know
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:30, archived)
# What nasty trainers she has.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:20, archived)
# He's back!
Is it really you?
*touches*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:31, archived)
# distinct lack of the C word so far....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:32, archived)
# could be a strategy
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:33, archived)
# I am not clever enough for stretagem.
Good day to you sirs.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# And a good day to you
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# call him Tym, and see if you get a reaction...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# *bums*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# *blinks*
The massiah has returned!*





* might not be the massiah.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# No,
I am a very naughty boy.

I am, however, me.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:35, archived)
# I bet theres one behind all paintings
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# there certainly should be.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# noice work!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:12, archived)
# wot
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:14, archived)
# this ^ but not that >
ah, probably this v
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# i think it a reference to rooney's broken foot
possibly
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# yay bowler hats
thanks.

I really didn't get it

(still asleep(
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# i got it! YAY!
caloo-calay!

woo for simpleness Beau!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# ohh yeah
duh huc
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
edit: wouldnt have got it without the alt text title thing
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# I'm with you
made me chuckle when I saw it though
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:18, archived)
# I don't get it ?
read alt text now I do
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Clever Mr d'Or
I went to the outrageous and contagious exhibition yesterday.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:21, archived)
# how was it ?
I'll probably go tomorrow (it's closed today)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:28, archived)
# it opened 3 hours late
meaning me and Mrs Box had to hang around town, which wasn't that bad.
I don't think the ICA had realised how popular it might be, so once it did open we had to queue for an hour to get into a tiny room to queue some more look at some computers. There was almost no additional information, meaning it was just an uncomfortable and time-consuming way of doing something that you could do in 15 minutes in the comfort of your own home. The best bit was seeing your Hindley/Brady/Moss/Docherty pic blown up nice and big at the entrance!

As you can see, I wasn't overly impressed!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:38, archived)

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