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# This would be so much more fun...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
# ha ha
yay staple gun fight!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:44, archived)
# woo
lovely
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# zis is 'ow you zay?
verry woo - non?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# this was my 18th birthday card from a 'friend'


(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Wow.
Just wow. That is hilarious.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:44, archived)
# happy birthday
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:45, archived)
# its not actually
my birthday, just rediscovered it after 4 years. but thanks anyway!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# but
can it be milked?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
#
You are a nonsense!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Haha
you know/are A.J.J. aicmfp. God-damn feckin marvellous
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:50, archived)
# please explain, for i am fick.
A.J.J?

a jazzy jeff?
(h)attie jacques' jeep?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Hehe
apologies for being obscure and wierd (but then again, I am all the time)

The creator of this splendid stuff
www.stolenideas.com/
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:56, archived)
# cripes
that does look rather similar. but i am not he and i know he not. some more of the same friend's work:

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# ...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Um,
probably

www.biro-art.com/canitbemilked.html

Woo yay to biro art and associated author person.

/buys stuff from biroart
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:42, archived)
# BROAM

www.nevillesgarden.co.uk
*goes to get brain medicine*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:37, archived)
# haha
an interesting adaptation of a classic format
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:39, archived)
# That has tickled me
:)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Hehe. Tha's gud.
I am increasingly liking your stuff. Especially Wormdy and Jesus.

Edit: Now make Wormdy meet Jesus!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:41, archived)
# hahahah
this makes me broam
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:45, archived)
# haha!
class...
i've just noticed the 'bacteria melge' one, too. once again, i am forced to proclaim your godhood. even more so, since you wrote the incredible lines
"now available in deity flavour: 'bow down before me, motherfuckers!'"
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Is it "broam"?
or "groam"? I've been saying "broam", but the com ic on your site says "groam"... Am I wrong?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:55, archived)
# offensive in 3 frames
yay!!!!! that could be the best thing ever

but then people would develop postoffensivenessfagiguesyndrome. It could all end in chaos
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Sorry for bigness, 1st pikkie posted here
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:36, archived)
# jesus fucking christ
you broke my monitor
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:37, archived)
# wtf?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Well 36 years is a long time to be a new person...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
# no new person
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:45, archived)
# yeah
but it is bigger than the fucking death star!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# blimey
and that's not even a moon
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:10, archived)
# thats cheeky
he's been here longer than you
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:42, archived)
# you fucker
you broke my eyes

the crop is your friend
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# you
are a top-notch troll. Well done. That pic presses lots of the right angry buttons!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:54, archived)
# response so far...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# He's a fucking amateur.
;)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# switchblade guzzling zombie jesus


It could engulf us all!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:06, archived)
# nothing like a massive super sized glitter pic
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:09, archived)
# WTFIGO?

Jeepers!

And then they fuck off and don't fix it
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:42, archived)
# um.....
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:22, archived)
# hang on
I thought she fell on her fanny?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Wey :D
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:32, archived)
# someone
call an ambulance
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:34, archived)
# what's
this all about then?
hmmm. i used to know a girl that looked like her, sans cdc, of course.


i hope, at least.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Apologies if bindun
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:13, archived)
# did anyone hear him on radio 1s newsbeat about lunchtime?
he sounds so guilty it's amazing there's any doubt at all
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# *heard this*
I still would
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:18, archived)
# I saw him on bbc1
he said he had no knowledge of sleeping with any under age girls to which the reporter "so you do admit to sleeping with girls without knowing their age", he hesitated
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:18, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Yippee!
Hello luvvy! 'lo all!

Anyone for isketch? www.isketch.net

B3ta room

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:31, archived)
# ning' miss Jessie
*puts in profile*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Nice.
Have you got Fireworks or summat?




(no, it's only the way I walk)



*groans*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Thet am nawwty
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Nothin' like a bit of real life shoppage
OMG!!!11 Teh Goatse Tree!!!111ONE!!!LOL!!!1


Clicky for teh bigness
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# it looks like you're putting plenty
of effort in
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# You don't know the half of it
Those trees are UTTER slags.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Mmm...
sausages
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:09, archived)
# The owner of those hands
Is a "fat handed twat" (woo though)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Better a fat-handed twat...
than a... a... a... git!

Um. Yes. And thanks for the woo. You are indeed a gentleman and a scholar.

All woo-age gratefully received, and will be used as part of a calorie-controlled fat-hand diet.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Nah they aren't that chubbster, the severe tree hole goatse straining makes them appear so i feel
I just was desperate to get the big train quote in the bag.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:17, archived)
# In which case...
Stare-Out duel!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:49, archived)
# erm
those are not THE hands

nowhere near sweaty enough

fake! woo anyway :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# CHRISTBURGERS!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# oooooo
kay
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Aaarrrrgggghhhhhhh!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Is it just me...
or does that keep getting faster?
Woo.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Thats the power of firefox
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:25, archived)
# T3h Nev has borked my brain!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:27, archived)
# I'm so confused!!!!!!!
but it's still very woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:01, archived)
# woo
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# sparkley nanna
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Ace
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:53, archived)
# haha,
leave him alone love, his ex says he is a cheetah.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# baddum tsshh
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# his ex was a lion bitch
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:57, archived)
# he should fur-give her
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# no
that would be catastrophic
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:01, archived)
# it's a shame
they were purr-fect together
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:02, archived)
# he should whisker away somewhere nice
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# The paw git doesn't earn
enough for that!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# maybe liondon
to see the sites
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# She would probably have a stroke
If he said he still liked her.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# she was a tiger in the bedroom
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# She always looked after him
when he was feeling paw-ly
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# He would never panther the phone when she called
though...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# cou-gar to be kiddin me
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:01, archived)
# You're kitten right?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# that is so tenous
you have hurt my felines
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# no need
to be catty
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:22, archived)
# am it fluffy tieme yet?


guess not.....
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:48, archived)
# seamless kitten explosion
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:51, archived)
# semen and kittens dont mix
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:53, archived)
# is that final?
I'm sure they used to, in the old days
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Hurrah!

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# 'ding dong maxwells silver hammer came down upon his head'
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:02, archived)
# BROAM!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# *drinks*
*morphs*

*rampages*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# postcard it!
postcard it hard!!

most woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Yoghurt is difficult to digest
because the 'good bacteria' are suspended in the yoghurt then they have practically no effect. Strange, but true.

Buy the horrible tasting 'probiotic' tablets from the health food place instead.

And back on topic: another top notch pic Neville!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:54, archived)
# * bows down before The Neville*
most entertaining as usual oh immortal deity.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Huzzah!
The Neville: informative AND witty.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Great.
Woo.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# well, someone had to
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Erh?
*confusilated*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# nice beaver

just found another celebrity wee mee!!! hooray for me!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I have this one from teh south park thingy
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:51, archived)
# I hate it when I have the shits too
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# name the film
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# my biff is arabic?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:48, archived)
# hee hee
biff
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I'm not going to say cunt now am I?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:51, archived)
# i should jolly well hope not
vulgarity has arisen its ugly head







hee hee biff
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:53, archived)
# lawrence
of a labia
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# well done that (perverted) man
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:57, archived)
# hehe
would.
:)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:49, archived)
# ha!
She used to give me the horn. Plus her voice gave me an added reason to ram my cock in her gob. As long as she'd let me, mind.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# ^^ that
in spades

woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Spades?
Wheelbarrows!

Woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:38, archived)
# nice perspective
woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# ace

woo too
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:35, archived)
# well
done. good take.
Woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:54, archived)
# *clicks*
Oh yes indeedy.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:57, archived)
# I might aminate it later
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# they're having a great day at the seaside
fair play
have a svenno
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# that looks a fun game to play
woo
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# fnar
have my second ever animation


And a woo for your groovy little stick men: woo!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:47, archived)
# how do you make a kitten drink?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# nail it to a plank
or something?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# I love those stick man photos
hey look, this knob might get you out of there!!!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 21:04, archived)
# That alien down there \/ \/
stop beaming posts away and stick to cows please!

oh.. have a new thing I found under the table...

(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# don't, no matter how tempting,
shove that up your jap
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# I had no intention of doing that........
*zips*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Ah cayent hayulp it
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# fire!
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# woasted wabbit
my favewit
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Pass the plates....
*hands salad and bread rolls over*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:29, archived)
# *stops bread rolling off table*
well held, me
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# *awards worst joke of the week*
*eats rabbit*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# *bows*
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Watch him play...


Well that was 5 minutes wasted...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:17, archived)
# *dances badly, a bit like a fucked up baboon*
8 wasted posts, including some good spelling too
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:18, archived)
# I do say,
was that remark pointed at ME?
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# oh no,
randy andy, or whatever his name was, who just deleted his thread
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# it's like the time I out-farted Michael Moore
woo & yay
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# So that's how goatse was made...
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# u wanna start a band
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Ugh not with Peter Kriss
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# your time's not wasted
but your alien looks to be. (woo)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# hardly wasted
that's a top thing there
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:32, archived)

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