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(Cunty Mints was in a taxi full of pubes on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:02, archived)

erm?

*hides under bed*
*commences*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:02, archived)

pfft

i was masturbating far before puberty

*edit* replied to wrong comment :(

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:04, archived)

240V

oh, me too :/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:05, archived)

heh

(BlackCat, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:02, archived)

Also, once you start secreting bodily substances at night

the boogeyman suddenly finds his home under the bed to be a lot less comfortable.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:05, archived)

This is

little known fact 997

(Cunty Mints was in a taxi full of pubes on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:29, archived)

Humm...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:21, archived)

hahahaha

(Cunty Mints was in a taxi full of pubes on, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:27, archived)

Unlurk

/relurk

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HazBean, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

;)

Edit: entirely forgot to woo it. Woo!

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

I can't tell if you have eyes in that picture

eek, no face?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:57, archived)

Just taken at a clever angle with a hand in front of my face :)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:58, archived)

those sneaky clever angles!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:59, archived)

It's the WIRE!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

secretly maureen lipman?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:02, archived)

Actually, I just have a face that best remains hidden in this instance ;)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:18, archived)

I understand

because if you posted a picture of your face within seconds some maniac would draw a cdc on it and before you know it you'd be a meme!!

yay!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:21, archived)

Shhh!

emphasis on the SECRET bit!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:19, archived)

brilliant!

woo! This gets a click

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

haha

one of this compos few original ideas, here is a woo, cherish it!

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

Hahah

I likey

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

Grand!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:53, archived)

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William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:55, archived)

superiffic!

A rare good compo entry - woo and yay!

(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:58, archived)

How Jolly

Terrifically Splendid !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

more folicle based punnage....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

pfft

you take pictures of your head to check if you're loosing your hair, AICMFP

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

.... I check gettyimages for pictures of scalps AICMFP

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

bah

Still, that is one ugly scalp

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:53, archived)

they think it's all combover

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

heheheh one i missed!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

Haha!

Like your style...

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William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

Arf!

*applauds*
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

Ooof

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:54, archived)

Haven't done one of these for a while... Crap Quiz #34 name the principal...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:48, archived)

hahaha

aerodinanmix

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:48, archived)

blimey that was quick....

You must be on a high speed connection!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

Aerodynamics?

Chocdeadbreadsnax?

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William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

I so want something

called Chocdeadbreadsnax.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

I'm sure Bobby's do somethign simular...

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:08, archived)

Space Truckers?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

bubbly, deadwoman, peshwari, hoover bag contents?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

It's good but it's not right.....

Don't say what you see....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

It's quite obviously

a keema, fewl!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

aero-di-nann-mix

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

I like these

Do more.

Please.

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

ponders bombay mix

I wonder if it was ever used as bombs

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:01, archived)

Bit late and prolly bindun, but anyway.

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William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:44, archived)

haha I wish it had!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:47, archived)

Bah!

i wanted stir fry.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:48, archived)

hahahah

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:48, archived)

This soup

tastes rather Blaine.

(Rogue Sausage, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

Waiter waiter

There's a twat in my soup

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:51, archived)

Hahaha!

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William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:52, archived)

hehe

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:22, archived)

a bit late but...

story

(teasus likes tea, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:29, archived)

Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

arg!

the punishment

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

ouch!

(teasus likes tea, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

that one snuck under the radar

and penetrated my command bunker

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

Hehehe!

yes . . . YES!!
Mwwahahahaaaaaaa!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:37, archived)

Let that

be a lesson to you. Remember - keep the blast doors closed and don't talk to any suspiciously short stormtroopers.
Woo to all the pics... all the pics in the world

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:37, archived)

see hot command bunkers being penetrated only $4.95

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:37, archived)

That is sooooo bad!!

I love it! haha!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:37, archived)

What wankers

Woo to the pic though :)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

woo

nice one

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:33, archived)

hurriedly done

...and completely without skill or hummus...

(Nine Volt Chicken inappropriate meme goes here, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

looks like a top chap though

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

Toadally fine

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

I say!

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

Woo!

(Dooley, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

DTPink frog?

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:49, archived)

Tip top

shop

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

great stuff

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

I say

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

hahaha

too much acid

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:27, archived)

no, this

is too much acid

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

like groovy man

(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

What Ho!

Awfully dapper, what what!

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:25, archived)

air hair lair!

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fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

splendid!

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tipassoi, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:46, archived)

Tally ho!

Thass ace sir

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:46, archived)

I'm thinking I shouldn't have spent the whole of the last 3 days bladdered!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:13, archived)

Silence exams would be the easiest thing ever

Except for those with poor impulse control. ;)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

*Groan*

Nice one!

My best exam result ever was the final one that I took and I had a stinking hangover for the first time in an exam. I wish I'd been hungover in more of them after working out that I must have scored 15% better than my usual grade!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

i got sent out of an exam cause of a hangover

bless you science GCSE! (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

Ooops....

Did you get to take it again?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

i finished it off in the medical room

with a bucket and the invidulators wrote a letter to the exam board to get "special consideration"! HURRAH!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

i've never finished anything off in a medical room

:o(

(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

Was it a drunken kung fu exam?

haha!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

Nope

Something to do with Shakespeare.

Your suggestion was more amusing though...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:34, archived)

I have one test tomorrow

and another on friday. Don't think I'll be drinking anytime this week. :p

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:18, archived)

after years of experimenting

I can report that 3 pints is the optimum level of alcohol the night before exams

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:21, archived)

i can reconmend

a swift "half" beforehand tho

(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:23, archived)

Not recommended

for a driving test though

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:26, archived)

not even to steady the nerves

ossifer....

(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:30, archived)

haha

Not recommended.

*got banned for 8 months in 1995

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

been banned twice

may have ~~proper~~ drink problem

(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:35, archived)

humm not good.

I wouldnt mind but i was stopped for a random check on a country lane near my house. They though the bike exhausts were too loud. I wont do it again though. I am teh DD Nazi now, even went out yesterday to take some friends home.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:39, archived)

I've learned my lesson now though

will taxi for money

(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:42, archived)

^^ this

I had the best result in "logic circuit theory and design" with a hangover plus trying to stop myself throwing up.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

haha

my bext exam took place after a transatlantic flight.

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:24, archived)

haha

goodo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:20, archived)

toot

A little bit bigger

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

nice insertion

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

hehe

That's what all the boys say....

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

woo

very jazzy

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

*Jams along onna banjo*

Plunk Plunka-Plunka Plunck Plunk Plunka-Plunka Plunck Plunk Plunka-Plunka Plunck

Plunk Plunka-Plunka Plunck Plunk Plunka-Plunka Plunck

Plunk Plunka-Plunka Plunck

TWANG!
Yay! Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:04, archived)

that's gonna bleed a lot

poor DTH

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

I'm a martyr for my art . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

or a Martha for your arthur??

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

Fo Schnizzle, ya Whizzle!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:15, archived)

animal band time!

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

That's ACE!

Woo!
www.b3ta.com/board/5720207

rabbitz did loads of gooduns!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:06, archived)

lol

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

AND!

www.b3ta.com/board/4630090

www.b3ta.com/board/4828545
Yarrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

there's a busker I spot sometimes

who's the spitting image of that!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:08, archived)

joins in

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mutated monty, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:09, archived)

wow

that's a bit good

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

hooray

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:11, archived)

rock

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:13, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:19, archived)

YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:27, archived)

Yay!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

(c) gaijintendo

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:50, archived)

rory gallagher!

guitar legend.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:36, archived)

haha

Is he trying to eek out a living?

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:11, archived)

I just found this rare remix :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:59, archived)

Hehehehe!

Wheeeeeee!
Zippy Stardust!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

Zippy played the guitar....

Ooooh...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:01, archived)

pfft!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

'ello Meester!

Do you believe in me yet?
Arf! Had a Braw! time with Lully Jessie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

I think you're a superb photoshopper

that sticks that meme DTH into all of those b3tabash photos. ;P

Edit: And when you cahnged your name to Oddjob, that made me think it even more...

Enjoy Dovedale?

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

Hahahaha!

you on MSN?
I'll show ya some!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:06, archived)

yarr

tis my username

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:06, archived)

snot worky!

try adding me?
davethee hat hotminge dot cough dot Yuk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

*checks yo profile*

Edit: asked Tutt in the end

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:17, archived)

splendid!

wootooyoo

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hypnochimp, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

yay!

zippy

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

(stone the crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

Sorry

(Jimaroid, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:59, archived)

Hehehe!

Woo! and Welcome!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:00, archived)

yay!

very nice way to start

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:01, archived)

Wahey!

Great start! Welcome to b3ta!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:07, archived)

hahah nice entrance!

Woo!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

A new puzzle

Don't type the name, click to see if you know it! (Clues on the page if you need 'em.)

Ham-toucher: The Anger Years

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

National Lampoon's Rutting a Deformed Magnetic Otter VI

or Space Truckers! :)

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

Ferris Magnets day off?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

Braw!

Grand!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

the devour cat is back

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:54, archived)

REALLY!?

WHEEEEEEE!

I shall prolly be i-sketching when Holby shitty is on tonight! \o/

8pm
Wheeeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

okey dokes

may be down the pub then but will check if i'm not

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

Sooopah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:04, archived)

meat fights

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:51, archived)

I like this

Would look good on a big canvas!

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:51, archived)

Hopefully it'll end up in a rather nice coffee-table book around Christmas

although I'd need a publisher to be interested first!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:53, archived)

blob vs. the thug III

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

American Ham Toucher 3

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:53, archived)

beefs on a plane

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fross Read your email on, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

Fight Club Sandwich

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

The Hills have ears..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:57, archived)

Footloose...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

Hampuncher VI: Mission to Moscow

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

Stop or my Mom will shoot the boxer

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

Cock fight....

Minge war ?

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

Honey, I touched the ham

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:22, archived)

Da daaa da da daa da da daaa da da daaa

da daaa da da daaa ...

etc

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:29, archived)

I think you'll find it's

da da daaa, da da daaa, da da daa, da da daa,
da-da-da, da-da da-da, da-da daa da da daaaaa.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:38, archived)

APOl09iE5 Ph0R tHi5 EFPh0Rt

(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

is this for

the animal l337 compo?

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

Americans are animals?

Well, that explains why Yogi Bear wears a tie...

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

Otherwise, it would be Yogi Bare

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xandmi, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

Poor Americans

What did they ever do to hurt anyone? .......oh yeah.

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

uncle sam is an animal?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

We all are

Filthy hairless apes!

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I have hair!

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:53, archived)

i also have hair

but only in the best places

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:56, archived)

*swoons*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

like

peterborough and newark?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:02, archived)

i said best

i don't count peterborough as best for anything.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:05, archived)

True

although I rate it very highly for places to leave

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:07, archived)

I have passed through peterborough

in that I used the toilet at the train station

or is that passed in?

I never ventured into the town though, I might have got murdered, or eaten.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:31, archived)

animaltastic!

I found him rooting through the bins last night

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:51, archived)

there's more animal in me than there is in that post...

fnar fnar

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:52, archived)

*removes ferrett*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:10, archived)

It's Tuesday

Amen

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

indeed

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

Amen!

/converts

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

so what we really need

is an L-plater pearoasting a CDC then getting angry about it?

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

woz

gest doing thet

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tfs bye, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

and excited sexually

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

*uses mind control to get a newbie to repost a cdc*

*nngh*

Ah, that's better. What was I doing?

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

will this suffice ?

it's the best I could summon up at short notice

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:58, archived)

Good Morning, Lord Daniel of Milk

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

morning

I wish I could play the sousaphone

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:51, archived)

AMEN!

TESTIFY!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

amen

*bows head*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

Hallelujah!

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:47, archived)

Our Fuhrer, who art in b3ta

ginger be thy mane

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:48, archived)

hahahah!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

pffft!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:09, archived)

Blessed are the cheese makers

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

Yeah

Sing it!

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

ok ..so ' L ' plates may have gone now

but at least I still know not what I do

-if that helps any-

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

Hello.

(bob360, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:43, archived)

woo

an excellent first post!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

wnkking?

is that txt spk or sommit?

/kids these days blog

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

Well. Jimmy carr is a

totl wnkkr then.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:51, archived)

hahaha

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:03, archived)

*continues*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

I like

Richard Branson: Wanker

best of all. hahaha!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

Fluffeh Tiem?

(Gamer99, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:33, archived)

hmmm

that kitten looks kinda like...

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

maybe...

You are the God of the text tool.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:35, archived)

hehehe!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:37, archived)

hahaha

me like

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:45, archived)

"is it am teh fluffeh tiem?"

*rolls eye*

welcome etc etc

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:37, archived)

*knocks down 8 pins*

two more for a strike ;o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:42, archived)

its crow time

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:37, archived)

probably

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:38, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:40, archived)

i'm more of a rook girl

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:40, archived)

king me!

/pretends to be a chess player

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:42, archived)

We have loads of rooks living where I work

They can often be seen strutting on the main lawn.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

You have rockets on the lawn at work??

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rook_%28rocket%29

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:49, archived)

frog much?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:39, archived)

you can never have enough frog

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:41, archived)

No!

It's gigantic breakfast sandwich of doom and HP time!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:40, archived)

No,

it's kill a kitten Tuesday, I managed to squidge 3 on my way into work this morning :¬)

*beams*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

*reams*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

BRAW!

A fine drive!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:50, archived)

no it's not

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:32, archived)

My first post, please don't be too harsh...

(Leenis is cool., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

Legend of Ricky!

or is it Story of..... long time since I've seen that.

And Woo! welcome, etc

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:29, archived)

how adorably bashful of you

that's veeery good! who are the people?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:30, archived)

*bes all gentle*

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:31, archived)

you're always so gentil

you feeling hungover??

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:32, archived)

no, not in the least . . .

sorry I was a bit blatherey last night . . .
I hope I din't upset you?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

hahaha noes!

*huggles*

you kerazzey drunk! who's the responsibleeee adult here? q;

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:38, archived)

they look like

both my old bosses, from travelodge

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

ha ha

head begone !

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

c'est exceptionell

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:35, archived)

well Mick Hucknall had it coming

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:36, archived)

hahaha

Met the twunt in Tescos once. Or rather, he walked past me, and I growled "twat" under my breath at him.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:44, archived)

i bet it was under your breath

chicken!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46, archived)

*Doesn't want to collect an assault charge*

Tip: Never assault a celebrity in a supermarket with many many CCTV cameras.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:16, archived)

those cctv cameras can be heavy

so just practice assaulting "celebrities" by hitting them with just one security camera, then use two at a time, before you know it, you'll be successfully twatting them with dozens of optical security items.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:36, archived)

hahah,

how could I be harsh with someones face being smashed apart, I loike it!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:36, archived)

shhiiit!

nice

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gazz, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:12, archived)

They will never let you retire!

*posts then relurks*
soz if it's been done

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:24, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Grand!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:25, archived)

Helvete Dave

can't stay long, but 'ning anyway

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:25, archived)

*makes futile grab*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:27, archived)

ta DTH

I may be able to make it on for a while later

bye

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

Ker-lick

oi loikes that i does.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:25, archived)

well done

thats grand

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hypnochimp, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:25, archived)

Arf!

Nice one.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:26, archived)

Hurrah!

First thing I see on logging on and it's brilliant!

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Baglady, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

ha ha

nice work

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

hahaha ahaha

very good

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:30, archived)

until i'm 68! woo!

g'day trouble (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:30, archived)

hello

you aint seen me roight

*taps nose*
*relurks*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 10:33, archived)

hahahahah corker!!

woo

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:34, archived)

haha

that's great

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:36, archived)

I've just got back photos from a trip to London.

You'd think I would've noticed that when taking the shot.

Previously... I, II, III, IV.

Smaller!

My new site.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:19, archived)

yeah that happens

It's known as Big Bob, comes out of the Thames to lick Big Ben clean every 13 hours.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:20, archived)

Give him a kipper and he purrs like a kitten?

It goes down well with the tourists I guess.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:31, archived)

it's so common place that i think you just blur it into the background.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:21, archived)

Cor!

Great! I hope they were filming Dr Who . . .

BTW I have just started summat that I hope will interest you . . .
*be's all enigmatic*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:22, archived)

go on.......

(assumes its a stickscene pic and not nudie pics of some kind)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:22, archived)

*goes on*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:23, archived)

Bungie-scultping?

All the artistic expression of sculpting, but with the added danger of all the chisels being on bungie ropes?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:27, archived)

Bah!

a lucky guess!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:28, archived)

I have spies everywhere

I even have spies watching the spies. Just in case.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:29, archived)

woo

I would have thought the people at the photo place would have put one of those helpful stickers on to help you.

QUALITY CONTROL
try reducing the number of giant sea monsters

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:23, archived)

That'll be six quid for the advice . . .